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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,042 --> 00:00:06,712 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:06,792 --> 00:00:10,632 - AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 3 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:32,998 - EVIL. 4 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,543 PURE AND SIMPLE FROM THE EIGHTH DIMENSION. 5 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,422 - PLEASE TELL ME IRWIN'S IN THERE. 6 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,630 - SSHHHH! 7 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,458 I'LL MISS THE BEST PART IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP. 8 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,962 - AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING? 9 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:04,632 - MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY." 10 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:05,538 - HMMMM. 11 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,035 - GET OUT OF THE WAY! 12 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:11,705 MADAM UNDERPANTS IS ABOUT TO THWART THE EVIL TUBESOCKIANS. 13 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:13,042 I'VE WAITED ALL WEEK FOR-- 14 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,245 AAAHHH! 15 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,133 [CRASH] 16 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,460 - OH, FINALLY. GIVE IT HERE. 17 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:21,082 IT NEEDS TO DRIP DRY. 18 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:27,377 OH, 665 WASHINGS, AND IT STILL REEKS OF THE STINK OF THE AGES. 19 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:31,078 - PERHAPS THAT'S WHY IT'S MOANING. 20 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:32,327 - [MOANING] 21 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:35,957 - OH, NO! I FORGOT TO CHECK THE POCKETS! 22 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:38,997 - YOU INSOLENT DOLT WITH EMPTY EYE SOCKETS. 23 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:42,833 WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS? 24 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,207 - WHO'S THAT? 25 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:46,422 - WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO SIT HERE AND MOPE? 26 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:50,040 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DRIZZLED WITH WATER AND SOAP? 27 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:52,745 - YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES. 28 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,423 - WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET. 29 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,330 SAY, HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE FEET. 30 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:00,077 - HE CHEWS ON HIS TOENAILS. 31 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,917 - HEY, GRIM, IS THAT YOUR SPARE HEAD? 32 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,040 - OH, NO, THIS IS-- 33 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:07,495 - BE SILENT! BE SILENT. MY NAME IS MY OWN. 34 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,753 I'LL SPEAK IT MYSELF, AND I'LL SPEAK IT ALONE. 35 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,673 THROMNAMBULAR IS WHAT I AM CALLED. 36 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:18,420 I HAIL FROM LANDS WHERE YOU NIGHTMARES CRAWL. 37 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:22,960 IF YOU'D SEEN IT YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY APPALLED. 38 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,132 - IS THAT YOUR SISTER'S HEAD? 39 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,038 - NO, THIS IS A MAGICAL SKULL, 40 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,375 AN ARTIFACT FROM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE 41 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:31,378 IMPRISONED ON EARTH. 42 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,538 - WHAT'S THAT NUMBER ON HIS HEAD FOR? 43 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:37,035 - OOH, I BET HE'S A FOOTBALL HELMET! 44 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,325 - WHA! 45 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:39,997 THE NUMBERS REPRESENT WISHES. 46 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:43,173 THE SKULL MUST REMAIN IMPRISONED HERE ON EARTH 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,210 UNTIL HE GRANTS 9 MORE WISHES. 48 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:48,132 - LIKE A GENIE? 49 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:49,248 - INTERESTING. 50 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,333 SO TELL ME, GRIM, 51 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:53,037 WHY HAVEN'T YOU USED ANY OF THE WISHES? 52 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,625 LIKE TO SET YOURSELF FREE, MAYBE? 53 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,498 NO--WISHING IS A DANGEROUS BUSINESS. 54 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:01,383 - DANGER'S MY MIDDLE NAME! 55 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,498 [CRASH] 56 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,883 - FOR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, 57 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,828 WISHES ARE CORRUPTED AND TWISTED BACK UPON THE WISHER. 58 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:10,747 I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS ON MY HANDS WITH YOU TWO. 59 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,463 WHERE'S BILLY? 60 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,127 - OH, GREAT THROMNABLABLAH, 61 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,378 GRANT ME THE BESTEST WISH IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 62 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:23,078 HMM, BUT WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR? 63 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,207 LET ME SEE. 64 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,082 OOH, I KNOW. 65 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:26,827 I WISH I COULD BE AN INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN 66 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,077 BOY ADVENTURER 67 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,207 TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH HIS SIGHTLESS PARENTS, 68 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,712 HIS PET DOG, AND HIS BEST FRIEND WHO'S FROM INDIA. 69 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:32,212 AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW WITH ALL KINDS OF COOL CAPTIONS, 70 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:35,002 AND FIGHT STRANGE MONSTERS, AND LOOK FOR LOST CIVILIZATIONS, 71 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,923 AND HUNT FOR ANCIENT TREASURE! 72 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:43,133 - A LIFE OF ADVENTURE IS YOUR REQUEST, 73 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,078 WITH MOTHER AND FATHER YOU WILL QUEST. 74 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:49,457 YOUR PET AND YOUR FRIEND WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST. 75 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,712 AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION WILL YOU MEET 76 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,672 WITH THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE AT YOUR FEET. 77 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,330 SO, INTO YOUR WISH WORLD YOU WILL GO. 78 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,167 BUT BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 79 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:04,080 THIS YOU WILL KNOW. 80 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,043 - WHAT IS IT? 81 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:24,535 - IT'S AN IDOL OF THE ANCIENT GOD THROMNAMBULAR. 82 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:25,995 - [BARKING, GROWLING] 83 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,213 - IT IS SAID THAT THE IDOL HAS THE POWER 84 00:04:28,042 --> 00:04:32,922 TO GRANT ANYONE WHO FREES IT FROM THIS PLACE ANY WISH. 85 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,210 - WHY YOU TALKING FUNNY? 86 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:38,002 - BECAUSE I AM FROM CALCUTTA IN THE MYSTICAL EAST. 87 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,463 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU LIVE DOWN THE BLOCK. 88 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:43,542 AND WHAT'S WITH THAT WEIRD THINGY ON YOUR HEAD? 89 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:46,665 - IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR! 90 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,750 I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST!! 91 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,003 I'M IN CHARACTER, YO. 92 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:54,383 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!! 93 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,998 BILLY? UH, BILLY? 94 00:04:57,542 --> 00:05:02,832 - HEY, DAD, IRWIN SAYS THIS IS THE IDOL OF THE GREAT TROMBONE PLAYER, 95 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,037 AND THAT IF WE CAN GET HIM OUT OF HERE, 96 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,665 WE CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING WE WANT. 97 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,000 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 98 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:07,963 YAY! 99 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:11,422 [RUMBLING] 100 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,210 [HISSING] 101 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,252 [ROARING] 102 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,793 - AAAAAHHHHH! - AAAAHHHHHH! 103 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:26,075 - AHHHHHHHHH! - AAAAAAHHHHH! 104 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:31,712 - [YELLING] 105 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,962 - GLADYS! GLADYS! 106 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,422 GLADYS, START THE ENGINES! 107 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,540 START THE ENGINES, GLADYS! 108 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,415 GET IT UP! 109 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:44,583 - HEY, GUYS, COME ON, WAIT UP. 110 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,747 COME ON. 111 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,382 WAAAHHHH! 112 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:06,793 - WELL, BILLY, I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING ON TODAY'S EXCITING ADVENTURE. 113 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:10,035 - YEAH, I LEARNED THAT MY BEST FRIEND GOT EATEN 114 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:10,875 BY A PTERODACTYL 115 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:12,378 AND THIS ADVENTURE STUNK! 116 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,078 - THOUGHT IT STUNK, EH? 117 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:15,287 HA HA HA HA! 118 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,745 WELL, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A WEEK OF NO TV 119 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,583 WITH THAT COMMENT, MISTER! 120 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:23,167 TAKE US HOME, GLADYS. 121 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 [CRASH] 122 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:34,583 - WISH THAT, OH, GREAT STROMBLABLALATHER! 123 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:40,127 - ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 124 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:41,958 HMM, ANYTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE? 125 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:44,042 FUNKY FALAFELS, BOX OF BAKING SODA, 126 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:47,035 WEEK-OLD PASTA, WISHING SKULL, WIMPY WIENERS 127 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,075 WAIT A SEC!! 128 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,167 YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKY LOOKIN'. 129 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,960 - I AM THROMNAMBULAR. 130 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,002 ANY WISH I AM ABLE TO GRANT. 131 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:56,503 JUST SPEAK YOUR DESIRES AND HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTS! 132 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,543 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU SAY YOU GRANT WISHES? 133 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:01,955 - YES, I HA-- 134 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:02,922 - ALL RIGHT! 135 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,380 OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH! 136 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,958 - BUT I MUST WARN YOU-- 137 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,332 - I DON'T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY. 138 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:08,037 - BUT-- 139 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,995 - YOU. ME. WISH. NOW! 140 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,213 - YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. 141 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:17,292 HOW CAN I SERVE YOU THIS MORNING, FAT MAN? 142 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:22,285 - I WANT TO RELIVE MY COOL HIGH SCHOOL YEARS. 143 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,000 THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, 144 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,293 WHEN I RULED THE SCHOOL. 145 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,375 WHAT THE-- I'M A TEENAGER AGAIN. 146 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,628 WELL, KIND OF. 147 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:37,078 NOW I CAN BE THE ULTRARAD COOL GUY I WAS AGAIN. 148 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:38,287 HEY, FOXY LADY, 149 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,785 FEEL LIKE PARTYING WITH A WILD MAN? 150 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,125 - WHO YOU CALLIN' A LADY, BUDDY? 151 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,628 - AAAHHH! 152 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,328 [CRASH] 153 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:53,075 'SUP, DOGS? WHO WANTS TO GO LONG? 154 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,127 [CRASH] 155 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,128 CAN I ROCK OUT WITH YA'LL FOR A WHILE? 156 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:57,998 [CRASH] 157 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:00,003 HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. YOU USED TO KICK MY-- 158 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,043 [CRASH] 159 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:01,995 - HEY! 160 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,043 [CRASH] 161 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:03,995 - YOU. 162 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,133 [CRASH] 163 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,168 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WASN'T THE COOL, HIP, HAPPENIN' STUD 164 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,210 I THOUGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 165 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:14,542 - AND TO THINK, ONLY 4 MORE YEARS OF THIS. 166 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:20,423 - GENTLEMEN, TODAY WE STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR. 167 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,710 THE WEEDS HAVE BEGUN THEIR INVASION, 168 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:25,832 AND YOU ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE. 169 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:29,457 WAIT, I'VE JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM HEADQUARTERS. 170 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:35,882 OH, YES, IT SEEMS REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED! 171 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:38,208 [HUMMING] 172 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:48,625 AH, YES, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 173 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,380 THERE. 174 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:56,998 OH, AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS? 175 00:08:57,083 --> 00:09:01,833 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MASTER GARDEN. 176 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,077 - YOU PRETEND TO TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR FOLIAGE AND FLOWERS, 177 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:09,167 BUT I KNOW THAT INSIDE YOU LUST FOR MORE POWER. 178 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,630 SPEAK YOUR TRUE MIND. REVEAL YOUR DESIRE. 179 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:16,128 I THINK YOU'LL SOON FIND, BABY, I CAN LIGHT YOUR FIRE! 180 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:20,078 - WELL, WHAT I WANT ISN'T MUCH, REALLY. 181 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:27,877 JUST TO BE LORD HIGH MASTER AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!! 182 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,208 THAT'S ALL. 183 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:34,792 [RUMBLING] 184 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,998 [CAR ALARMS SOUNDING] 185 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,793 OH, WHAT IS THIS? 186 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:50,917 - [GASPING] 187 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,130 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 188 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:55,038 - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 189 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,705 HA HA HA HA HA! 190 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:59,542 YES, COWER, YOU FOOLS. 191 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:03,455 COWER AT THE SIGHT OF MY AWESOME VISAGE! 192 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,752 KNEEL BEFORE ME. KNEEL AND BOW. 193 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:12,003 AND, WITH YOUR CHINS IN THE DIRT, LOOK UP! 194 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:16,633 LOOK UP AND SAY, "WHO IN ALL THE HEAVENS 195 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:21,168 IS MIGHTIER THAN GENERAL SKA--" 196 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,460 [CHOKING] 197 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,877 NO AIR. 198 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:43,165 - ♪ FLOATIN' IN THE POOL, I BEEN CHILLIN' WITH MY HONEY ♪ 199 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,580 ♪ FEELIN' LIKE A DOPE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST AN EASTER BUNNY ♪ 200 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:50,287 ♪ I NEED A LEADING LADY WHO IS LUDICROUSLY SWEETER ♪ 201 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,625 ♪ I WISH THAT YOU WERE MANDY 202 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,128 ♪'CAUSE NO OTHER GIRL CAN BEAT HER ♪ 203 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,458 [SLURP] 204 00:10:55,542 --> 00:11:00,002 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS IN A HIP HOP VIDEO. 205 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,083 OH! 206 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,127 HEY! 207 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,168 - ♪ HEY, PLAYA, THIS AIN'T NO JIVE ♪ 208 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,460 ♪ WISH NUMBER 6 IS COMIN' ALIVE ♪ 209 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:15,133 [COUGHING] 210 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,248 - [COUGHING] 211 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,247 - ACTION! 212 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:22,173 - UM--OWW! HEY! 213 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,460 - YOU CAN'T HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO WITHOUT A CHICK. 214 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:30,042 YOUR WISH WON'T BE COMPLETE UNLESS WE GET HER HERE QUICK. 215 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,165 - YOU MEAN MANDY? 216 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,130 - I AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT CANDY. 217 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:34,878 - NO. 218 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,328 - NOT W.C. HANDY. 219 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,037 NOT YOUR COUSIN SANDY. 220 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,495 - STOP WASTING HIS TIME, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE WANTS-- 221 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,463 - MANDY! 222 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:46,252 - YOU ARE SO GOING TO REGRET THIS. 223 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,133 - COME ON, BABY, DON'T BE UNHIP. 224 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,458 HOP IN THE POOL, AND LET'S TAKE A DIP. 225 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,250 ♪ IT'S A COOL LITTLE POOL IF YOU'RE BLINDED BY LOVE ♪ 226 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,583 ♪ WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION IT CAN BE A HOT TUB ♪ 227 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,497 [FARTING] 228 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:11,833 JUST FOR YOU. 229 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,167 - [GASPING] 230 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,040 - MY WISH COME TRUE. 231 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:18,997 - CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 232 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,673 YOU MIGHT GET IT. 233 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,080 THAT'S A WRAP. 234 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,127 [CRASH] 235 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,288 - 4 WISHES DOWN, 5 MORE TO GO. 236 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:39,705 LET'S WATCH SOME COMMERCIALS, THEN GET BACK TO THE SHOW. 237 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:45,172 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 238 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,790 OH! 239 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,670 - I'LL BET I CAN FIND SOME USED CANDY IN HERE. 240 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,500 OH, HELLO, MISTER. I'M PUD'N. 241 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:04,043 - I'M A SKULL THAT'S MADE FOR WISHES. 242 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:07,455 TIRED OF CHORES? HATE WASHING THE DISHES? 243 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:11,172 THEN CALL ON GREAT THROMNAMBULAR. 244 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:16,920 I'LL ANSWER YOUR WISH WHEREVER YOU ARE. 245 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,290 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? 246 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,325 I WANT A BUNNY. 247 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,917 A PET BUNNY THAT WILL LOVE ME. 248 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 PLEASE. 249 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:27,253 - IF IT'S A BUNNY YOU WANT, IT'S A BUNNY YOU'LL GET. 250 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:32,043 LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S A WISH THAT YOU WON'T SOON REGRET. 251 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,875 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 252 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,625 - OHHH. 253 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,578 - I LOVE YOU, PUD'N. DO YOU LOVE ME? 254 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,077 - I LOVE EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY YOU. 255 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,877 - DO YOU REGRET WISHING FOR ME, PUD'N? 256 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,418 - HOW COULD I EVER REGRET WISHING FOR YOU? 257 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,290 - PUD'N, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TOUGH LOVE? 258 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,625 - WHAT'S THAT? 259 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,168 - [SCREECHING] 260 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,495 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 261 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,753 - SOMETIMES LOVE HURTS, PUD'N. 262 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,793 AND I LOVE YOU A LOT. 263 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,075 - BUT I--AHH... 264 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,417 AAHHH! OW! 265 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,995 [CRASH] 266 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,995 - [GASPING] 267 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,833 - AH! 268 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,212 WHOA! 269 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,962 AAAAAAHHHHH... 270 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:35,002 - I BRING YOU ENDSVILLE'S NEWEST TOURIST ATTRACTION: 271 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,293 THE WORLD'S LARGEST PILLOW! 272 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,665 [APPLAUSE] 273 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,250 THE PILLOW WILL BE ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE, 274 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:46,003 RIGHT NEXT TO THE ENDSVILLE CACTUS FARM. 275 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,133 - AHHHHH! 276 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,538 [CRASH] 277 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,915 [SQUEAKING] 278 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:58,958 OH, AT LEAST I GOT AWAY FROM THAT CRAZY BUNNY. 279 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,462 [CROWD SCREAMING] 280 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,498 AAAHHH! 281 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,333 CAKE! 282 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,457 - CAKE WON'T SAVE YOU FROM MY LOVE, PUD'N. 283 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,503 - CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS. 284 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,713 SUCK CUSTARD! 285 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,285 [BOOM] 286 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,922 POOR, POOR BUNNY. 287 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,960 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE? 288 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,002 WHY? 289 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,333 - IT'S OK, PUD'N, I FORGIVE YOU. 290 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,957 I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, 291 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,132 AND I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. 292 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,248 - AAAAAHHH! 293 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:10,632 - AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME. 294 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,128 - MY NAME IS THROMNAMBULAR, GRANTER OF WISHES. 295 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:20,208 IF YOU WISH FOR A CAKE, IT WILL BE DELICIOUS. 296 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,462 - CAKE, EH? 297 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:25,292 NO, NO, NO, I CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING? 298 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:29,035 I WISH-- I WONDER WHAT TO WISH FOR? 299 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:33,245 I COULD WISH I WAS A SUPERHERO. I COULD DO ANYTHING. 300 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,753 WAIT, THEN I'D HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME 301 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,083 AND DO DANGEROUS THINGS LIKE FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS. 302 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,247 I'M TIRED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 303 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,173 WHAT IF I WISHED I WAS RICH AND FAMOUS? 304 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,290 THEN I'D GET ALL THE LADIES. 305 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,955 BUT THEN I'D BE HARASSED BY THE PAPARAZZI ALL THE TIME. 306 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:54,212 I COULD WISH I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD. 307 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:57,002 I'D EVEN GET AWARDS FOR JUST BEING SO SMART. 308 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,463 AND I'D JUST GET SMARTER, AND SMARTER, AND SMARTER, 309 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,082 UNTIL--AAHH! 310 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,537 I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR. 311 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,170 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR. 312 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,000 - YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED, AND NOW I FEAR 313 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:20,083 IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR. 314 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,417 - NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 315 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,500 I WISH-- 316 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,463 [POOF] 317 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:29,212 OHH, I WISH I HAD THAT SKULL BACK. 318 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:37,375 - HEY, WEINER, HAND OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY. 319 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,128 [PUNCHING, SCUFFLING] 320 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,208 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 321 00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:44,292 - GREAT IDEA OF YOURS FOR ME TO SUE MY PARENTS, JENNY. 322 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:49,165 - I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH MONEY, HA HA! 323 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,540 [SLAM] 324 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,955 - DANG IT! 325 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:55,332 AHH, WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO LET THIS ONE SLIDE. 326 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:59,077 - HEY, THERE, GIRLS, CHECK OUT MY HUGE WAD OF CASH. 327 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,497 - THIS COULD BE THE SCORE OF MY BULLYING CAREER. 328 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,923 BUT HOW DO I GET INTO A LADIES' RESTROOM 329 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,380 WHEN I AM CLEARLY A GENTLEMAN? 330 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,038 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 331 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,205 - CONTRADICTION, YOUNG MAN, FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, 332 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:15,832 FOR YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS LOOKING AT ME. 333 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,037 - ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 334 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,575 - NO MONEY HAVE I BUT A FORTUNE TO TELL. 335 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:26,957 I'LL GRANT YOU A WISH WITH A MAGICAL SPELL. 336 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:31,752 - ONE THING'S FOR SURE: I WISH I COULD GET IN THERE. 337 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,998 WHOA! I'M A CHICK! 338 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,133 HA HA HA HA... 339 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,078 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY, BETTY? 340 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:47,577 - I'M THINKING EITHER NEW SHOES OR CHEEK IMPLANTS. 341 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,997 - HEE HEE HA HA HA! 342 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:54,173 HELLO, GIRLS, I BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME. 343 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,830 - WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU. 344 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,287 HOW ABOUT WAXING THAT HAIRY LIP? 345 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,205 - YEAH, AND HERE'S ANOTHER BIT OF ADVICE, GIRL: 346 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,332 FIND A NEW STYLIST. 347 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,707 - JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS THAT DRESS COLOR CALLED, ANYWAY? 348 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,002 - I THINK IT'S CALLED UGLY. 349 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,213 [ALL LAUGHING] 350 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,632 - WAAAAA! GIRLS ARE SO MEAN! 351 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,788 - DUH, UGLY. 352 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:24,173 I GUESS NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. 353 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,750 [ALL FLATTERING HER AT ONCE] 354 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,003 OR AS POPULAR AS I AM. 355 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,923 BUT AS BEAUTIFUL AND POPULAR AS I AM, 356 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,880 I BET THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ME. 357 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,878 PEOPLE IN COUNTRIES LIKE PARIS, OR TORONTO, 358 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,918 OR IN CITIES LIKE AFRICA. 359 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,380 I WISH I WAS A BIG STAR. 360 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,538 - I CAN MAKE YOU THE BIGGEST STAR OF ALL. 361 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,325 BUT THE BIGGER THEY GET, THE HARDER THEY FALL. 362 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,377 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 363 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,540 - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE NAME ON EVERYONE'S LIPS: 364 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,035 MINDY. 365 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,205 THE GIRL WHO'S BEEN STRAPPED TO NASA'S GENESIS DEVICE ROCKET 366 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,252 AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE, 367 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,383 WHERE SHE WILL BECOME THE GALAXY'S BRIGHTEST STAR. 368 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,538 - WAIT A MINUTE! 369 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,205 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY BECOMING A STAR! 370 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,332 YOU BIG, STUPID-- 371 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,787 [BANG] 372 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,165 - [CHEERING] 373 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,460 - THE STAR IS EXPECTED TO FADE QUICKLY AND THEN 374 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,832 MAY BE FORGOTTEN AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK 375 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,037 WHEN ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED 376 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,285 ON THE ENDSVILLE PANCAKE BREAKFAST AND FUN RUN. 377 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,455 - GOTCHA. 378 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:26,002 - SO, IT'S DOWN TO YOU, AND IT'S DOWN TO ME. 379 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:30,213 ONE MORE WISH LEFT, AND I'LL BE SET FREE. 380 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,542 - DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. 381 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,125 YOU'RE WORTH A LOT MORE THAN FREE. 382 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,078 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 383 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,077 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, PIPE DOWN. 384 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,747 I HAVE BUT ONE ITEM UP FOR SALE TODAY. 385 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,583 A VERY UNIQUE COMMODITY. 386 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,077 AN ANTIQUE SKULL OF DISPUTABLE ORIGIN, 387 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,827 CONTAINING ONE WISH TO BE FULFILLED 388 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,417 AT THE BUYER'S REQUEST. 389 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,630 - LIKE A GENIE! 390 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,878 - KIND OF BONY LOOKIN'. - WOW, IT MUST BE OLD. 391 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,708 - SUCH PRETTY EYES. 392 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,882 - STARTING BID, $5.00. 393 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,078 - I'LL GIVE YOU 6 BUCKS IN QUARTERS AND A BUTTON. 394 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:07,417 - 8 BUCKS AND A LOTTERY TICKET. 395 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,130 - I'LL GIVE YOU 30! - 50! 396 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,958 - I'LL GIVE YOU MY COLD. 397 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,082 - I'LL GIVE YOU MY HUSBAND! 398 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,667 - MANDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 399 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,420 - DO YOU KNOW HOW VALUABLE A WISH IS, GRIM? 400 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,670 - BUT IT WILL BACKFIRE. WISHES ALWAYS DO. 401 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,420 - THAT'S WHY I'M SELLING IT, OF COURSE. 402 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,500 - I GOTTA HAVE IT! 403 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,173 I DIDN'T LEARN MY LESSON THE FIRST TIME! 404 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,000 [SCREAMING, SHOUTING] 405 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,463 - GIMME THAT SKULL! 406 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,332 - ENOUGH! 407 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,497 [PUNCHING, GROWLING] 408 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,883 - I GOT IT! IT'S MINE! 409 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,998 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 410 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,043 - I WISH I HAD A BOTTOMLESS JAR OF PICKLES. 411 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,035 - I WISH YOU HAD A CLUE. 412 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,035 - GIVE ME THAT SKULL! 413 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:49,078 - I WISH YOU TWO HAD NEVER FOUND THAT SKULL! 414 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,000 - AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING? 415 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:04,003 - MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY." 416 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,423 - BILLY, DO YOU WANT TO BE A TV STAR? 417 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,210 - I WISH. 418 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,672 [HONK] 419 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,125 - WISH GRANTED. 420 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,883 IN SITUATIONS WE DON'T LIKE, 421 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,418 SO LET'S HELP EACH OTHER OUT. 422 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,710 I WISH THAT I WAS FREE 423 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,582 OF BILLY AND MANDY FOREVER 424 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,997 AND THAT YOU WERE FREE FROM YOUR PRISON OF WISHES 425 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,333 AND WOULD NEVER HAVE TO GRANT ANOTHER WISH. 426 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,247 - I'VE HEARD YOUR PROPOSAL. LET'S BROKER A DEAL. 427 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:43,083 I'LL GRANT YOU YOUR WISH, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL. 428 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,077 - NOOOOO! 429 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,787 - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 430 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,535 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 431 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:52,625 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 30217

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