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- AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- EVIL.

PURE AND SIMPLE FROM THE EIGHTH DIMENSION.

- PLEASE TELL ME IRWIN'S IN THERE.

- SSHHHH!

I'LL MISS THE BEST PART IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

- AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING?

- MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY."

- HMMMM.

- GET OUT OF THE WAY!

MADAM UNDERPANTS IS ABOUT TO THWART THE EVIL TUBESOCKIANS.

I'VE WAITED ALL WEEK FOR--

AAAHHH!

[CRASH]

- OH, FINALLY. GIVE IT HERE.

IT NEEDS TO DRIP DRY.

OH, 665 WASHINGS, AND IT STILL REEKS OF THE STINK OF THE AGES.

- PERHAPS THAT'S WHY IT'S MOANING.

- [MOANING]

- OH, NO! I FORGOT TO CHECK THE POCKETS!

- YOU INSOLENT DOLT WITH EMPTY EYE SOCKETS.

WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS?

- WHO'S THAT?

- WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO SIT HERE AND MOPE?

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DRIZZLED WITH WATER AND SOAP?

- YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

- WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET.

SAY, HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE FEET.

- HE CHEWS ON HIS TOENAILS.

- HEY, GRIM, IS THAT YOUR SPARE HEAD?

- OH, NO, THIS IS--

- BE SILENT! BE SILENT. MY NAME IS MY OWN.

I'LL SPEAK IT MYSELF, AND I'LL SPEAK IT ALONE.

THROMNAMBULAR IS WHAT I AM CALLED.

I HAIL FROM LANDS WHERE YOU NIGHTMARES CRAWL.

IF YOU'D SEEN IT YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY APPALLED.

- IS THAT YOUR SISTER'S HEAD?

- NO, THIS IS A MAGICAL SKULL,

AN ARTIFACT FROM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE

IMPRISONED ON EARTH.

- WHAT'S THAT NUMBER ON HIS HEAD FOR?

- OOH, I BET HE'S A FOOTBALL HELMET!

- WHA!

THE NUMBERS REPRESENT WISHES.

THE SKULL MUST REMAIN IMPRISONED HERE ON EARTH

UNTIL HE GRANTS 9 MORE WISHES.

- LIKE A GENIE?

- INTERESTING.

SO TELL ME, GRIM,

WHY HAVEN'T YOU USED ANY OF THE WISHES?

LIKE TO SET YOURSELF FREE, MAYBE?

NO--WISHING IS A DANGEROUS BUSINESS.

- DANGER'S MY MIDDLE NAME!

[CRASH]

- FOR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT,

WISHES ARE CORRUPTED AND TWISTED BACK UPON THE WISHER.

I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS ON MY HANDS WITH YOU TWO.

WHERE'S BILLY?

- OH, GREAT THROMNABLABLAH,

GRANT ME THE BESTEST WISH IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

HMM, BUT WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR?

LET ME SEE.

OOH, I KNOW.

I WISH I COULD BE AN INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN

BOY ADVENTURER

TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH HIS SIGHTLESS PARENTS,

HIS PET DOG, AND HIS BEST FRIEND WHO'S FROM INDIA.

AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW WITH ALL KINDS OF COOL CAPTIONS,

AND FIGHT STRANGE MONSTERS, AND LOOK FOR LOST CIVILIZATIONS,

AND HUNT FOR ANCIENT TREASURE!

- A LIFE OF ADVENTURE IS YOUR REQUEST,

WITH MOTHER AND FATHER YOU WILL QUEST.

YOUR PET AND YOUR FRIEND WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST.

AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION WILL YOU MEET

WITH THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE AT YOUR FEET.

SO, INTO YOUR WISH WORLD YOU WILL GO.

BUT BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

THIS YOU WILL KNOW.

- WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S AN IDOL OF THE ANCIENT GOD THROMNAMBULAR.

- [BARKING, GROWLING]

- IT IS SAID THAT THE IDOL HAS THE POWER

TO GRANT ANYONE WHO FREES IT FROM THIS PLACE ANY WISH.

- WHY YOU TALKING FUNNY?

- BECAUSE I AM FROM CALCUTTA IN THE MYSTICAL EAST.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU LIVE DOWN THE BLOCK.

AND WHAT'S WITH THAT WEIRD THINGY ON YOUR HEAD?

- IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR!

I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST!!

I'M IN CHARACTER, YO.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!!

BILLY? UH, BILLY?

- HEY, DAD, IRWIN SAYS THIS IS THE IDOL OF THE GREAT TROMBONE PLAYER,

AND THAT IF WE CAN GET HIM OUT OF HERE,

WE CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING WE WANT.

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

YAY!

[RUMBLING]

[HISSING]

[ROARING]

- AAAAAHHHHH! - AAAAHHHHHH!

- AHHHHHHHHH! - AAAAAAHHHHH!

- [YELLING]

- GLADYS! GLADYS!

GLADYS, START THE ENGINES!

START THE ENGINES, GLADYS!

GET IT UP!

- HEY, GUYS, COME ON, WAIT UP.

COME ON.

WAAAHHHH!

- WELL, BILLY, I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING ON TODAY'S EXCITING ADVENTURE.

- YEAH, I LEARNED THAT MY BEST FRIEND GOT EATEN

BY A PTERODACTYL

AND THIS ADVENTURE STUNK!

- THOUGHT IT STUNK, EH?

HA HA HA HA!

WELL, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A WEEK OF NO TV

WITH THAT COMMENT, MISTER!

TAKE US HOME, GLADYS.

[CRASH]

- WISH THAT, OH, GREAT STROMBLABLALATHER!

- ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

HMM, ANYTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE?

FUNKY FALAFELS, BOX OF BAKING SODA,

WEEK-OLD PASTA, WISHING SKULL, WIMPY WIENERS

WAIT A SEC!!

YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKY LOOKIN'.

- I AM THROMNAMBULAR.

ANY WISH I AM ABLE TO GRANT.

JUST SPEAK YOUR DESIRES AND HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTS!

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU SAY YOU GRANT WISHES?

- YES, I HA--

- ALL RIGHT!

OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!

- BUT I MUST WARN YOU--

- I DON'T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY.

- BUT--

- YOU. ME. WISH. NOW!

- YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

HOW CAN I SERVE YOU THIS MORNING, FAT MAN?

- I WANT TO RELIVE MY COOL HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.

THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE,

WHEN I RULED THE SCHOOL.

WHAT THE-- I'M A TEENAGER AGAIN.

WELL, KIND OF.

NOW I CAN BE THE ULTRARAD COOL GUY I WAS AGAIN.

HEY, FOXY LADY,

FEEL LIKE PARTYING WITH A WILD MAN?

- WHO YOU CALLIN' A LADY, BUDDY?

- AAAHHH!

[CRASH]

'SUP, DOGS? WHO WANTS TO GO LONG?

[CRASH]

CAN I ROCK OUT WITH YA'LL FOR A WHILE?

[CRASH]

HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. YOU USED TO KICK MY--

[CRASH]

- HEY!

[CRASH]

- YOU.

[CRASH]

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WASN'T THE COOL, HIP, HAPPENIN' STUD

I THOUGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- AND TO THINK, ONLY 4 MORE YEARS OF THIS.

- GENTLEMEN, TODAY WE STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR.

THE WEEDS HAVE BEGUN THEIR INVASION,

AND YOU ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.

WAIT, I'VE JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM HEADQUARTERS.

OH, YES, IT SEEMS REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!

[HUMMING]

AH, YES, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.

THERE.

OH, AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS?

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MASTER GARDEN.

- YOU PRETEND TO TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR FOLIAGE AND FLOWERS,

BUT I KNOW THAT INSIDE YOU LUST FOR MORE POWER.

SPEAK YOUR TRUE MIND. REVEAL YOUR DESIRE.

I THINK YOU'LL SOON FIND, BABY, I CAN LIGHT YOUR FIRE!

- WELL, WHAT I WANT ISN'T MUCH, REALLY.

JUST TO BE LORD HIGH MASTER AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!

THAT'S ALL.

[RUMBLING]

[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]

OH, WHAT IS THIS?

- [GASPING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

YES, COWER, YOU FOOLS.

COWER AT THE SIGHT OF MY AWESOME VISAGE!

KNEEL BEFORE ME. KNEEL AND BOW.

AND, WITH YOUR CHINS IN THE DIRT, LOOK UP!

LOOK UP AND SAY, "WHO IN ALL THE HEAVENS

IS MIGHTIER THAN GENERAL SKA--"

[CHOKING]

NO AIR.

- ♪ FLOATIN' IN THE POOL, I BEEN CHILLIN' WITH MY HONEY ♪

♪ FEELIN' LIKE A DOPE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST AN EASTER BUNNY ♪

♪ I NEED A LEADING LADY WHO IS LUDICROUSLY SWEETER ♪

♪ I WISH THAT YOU WERE MANDY

♪'CAUSE NO OTHER GIRL CAN BEAT HER ♪

[SLURP]

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS IN A HIP HOP VIDEO.

OH!

HEY!

- ♪ HEY, PLAYA, THIS AIN'T NO JIVE ♪

♪ WISH NUMBER 6 IS COMIN' ALIVE ♪

[COUGHING]

- [COUGHING]

- ACTION!

- UM--OWW! HEY!

- YOU CAN'T HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO WITHOUT A CHICK.

YOUR WISH WON'T BE COMPLETE UNLESS WE GET HER HERE QUICK.

- YOU MEAN MANDY?

- I AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT CANDY.

- NO.

- NOT W.C. HANDY.

NOT YOUR COUSIN SANDY.

- STOP WASTING HIS TIME, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE WANTS--

- MANDY!

- YOU ARE SO GOING TO REGRET THIS.

- COME ON, BABY, DON'T BE UNHIP.

HOP IN THE POOL, AND LET'S TAKE A DIP.

♪ IT'S A COOL LITTLE POOL IF YOU'RE BLINDED BY LOVE ♪

♪ WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION IT CAN BE A HOT TUB ♪

[FARTING]

JUST FOR YOU.

- [GASPING]

- MY WISH COME TRUE.

- CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

YOU MIGHT GET IT.

THAT'S A WRAP.

[CRASH]

- 4 WISHES DOWN, 5 MORE TO GO.

LET'S WATCH SOME COMMERCIALS, THEN GET BACK TO THE SHOW.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OH!

- I'LL BET I CAN FIND SOME USED CANDY IN HERE.

OH, HELLO, MISTER. I'M PUD'N.

- I'M A SKULL THAT'S MADE FOR WISHES.

TIRED OF CHORES? HATE WASHING THE DISHES?

THEN CALL ON GREAT THROMNAMBULAR.

I'LL ANSWER YOUR WISH WHEREVER YOU ARE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?

I WANT A BUNNY.

A PET BUNNY THAT WILL LOVE ME.

PLEASE.

- IF IT'S A BUNNY YOU WANT, IT'S A BUNNY YOU'LL GET.

LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S A WISH THAT YOU WON'T SOON REGRET.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- OHHH.

- I LOVE YOU, PUD'N. DO YOU LOVE ME?

- I LOVE EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY YOU.

- DO YOU REGRET WISHING FOR ME, PUD'N?

- HOW COULD I EVER REGRET WISHING FOR YOU?

- PUD'N, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TOUGH LOVE?

- WHAT'S THAT?

- [SCREECHING]

- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

- SOMETIMES LOVE HURTS, PUD'N.

AND I LOVE YOU A LOT.

- BUT I--AHH...

AAHHH! OW!

[CRASH]

- [GASPING]

- AH!

WHOA!

AAAAAAHHHHH...

- I BRING YOU ENDSVILLE'S NEWEST TOURIST ATTRACTION:

THE WORLD'S LARGEST PILLOW!

[APPLAUSE]

THE PILLOW WILL BE ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE,

RIGHT NEXT TO THE ENDSVILLE CACTUS FARM.

- AHHHHH!

[CRASH]

[SQUEAKING]

OH, AT LEAST I GOT AWAY FROM THAT CRAZY BUNNY.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

AAAHHH!

CAKE!

- CAKE WON'T SAVE YOU FROM MY LOVE, PUD'N.

- CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS.

SUCK CUSTARD!

[BOOM]

POOR, POOR BUNNY.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE?

WHY?

- IT'S OK, PUD'N, I FORGIVE YOU.

I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,

AND I LOVE YOU TO DEATH.

- AAAAAHHH!

- AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME.

- MY NAME IS THROMNAMBULAR, GRANTER OF WISHES.

IF YOU WISH FOR A CAKE, IT WILL BE DELICIOUS.

- CAKE, EH?

NO, NO, NO, I CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING?

I WISH-- I WONDER WHAT TO WISH FOR?

I COULD WISH I WAS A SUPERHERO. I COULD DO ANYTHING.

WAIT, THEN I'D HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME

AND DO DANGEROUS THINGS LIKE FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS.

I'M TIRED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

WHAT IF I WISHED I WAS RICH AND FAMOUS?

THEN I'D GET ALL THE LADIES.

BUT THEN I'D BE HARASSED BY THE PAPARAZZI ALL THE TIME.

I COULD WISH I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD.

I'D EVEN GET AWARDS FOR JUST BEING SO SMART.

AND I'D JUST GET SMARTER, AND SMARTER, AND SMARTER,

UNTIL--AAHH!

I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR.

WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR.

- YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED, AND NOW I FEAR

IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR.

- NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I WISH--

[POOF]

OHH, I WISH I HAD THAT SKULL BACK.

- HEY, WEINER, HAND OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY.

[PUNCHING, SCUFFLING]

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

- GREAT IDEA OF YOURS FOR ME TO SUE MY PARENTS, JENNY.

- I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH MONEY, HA HA!

[SLAM]

- DANG IT!

AHH, WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO LET THIS ONE SLIDE.

- HEY, THERE, GIRLS, CHECK OUT MY HUGE WAD OF CASH.

- THIS COULD BE THE SCORE OF MY BULLYING CAREER.

BUT HOW DO I GET INTO A LADIES' RESTROOM

WHEN I AM CLEARLY A GENTLEMAN?

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

- CONTRADICTION, YOUNG MAN, FROM WHAT I CAN SEE,

FOR YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS LOOKING AT ME.

- ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

- NO MONEY HAVE I BUT A FORTUNE TO TELL.

I'LL GRANT YOU A WISH WITH A MAGICAL SPELL.

- ONE THING'S FOR SURE: I WISH I COULD GET IN THERE.

WHOA! I'M A CHICK!

HA HA HA HA...

- SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY, BETTY?

- I'M THINKING EITHER NEW SHOES OR CHEEK IMPLANTS.

- HEE HEE HA HA HA!

HELLO, GIRLS, I BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME.

- WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU.

HOW ABOUT WAXING THAT HAIRY LIP?

- YEAH, AND HERE'S ANOTHER BIT OF ADVICE, GIRL:

FIND A NEW STYLIST.

- JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS THAT DRESS COLOR CALLED, ANYWAY?

- I THINK IT'S CALLED UGLY.

[ALL LAUGHING]

- WAAAAA! GIRLS ARE SO MEAN!

- DUH, UGLY.

I GUESS NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS I AM.

[ALL FLATTERING HER AT ONCE]

OR AS POPULAR AS I AM.

BUT AS BEAUTIFUL AND POPULAR AS I AM,

I BET THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ME.

PEOPLE IN COUNTRIES LIKE PARIS, OR TORONTO,

OR IN CITIES LIKE AFRICA.

I WISH I WAS A BIG STAR.

- I CAN MAKE YOU THE BIGGEST STAR OF ALL.

BUT THE BIGGER THEY GET, THE HARDER THEY FALL.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE NAME ON EVERYONE'S LIPS:

MINDY.

THE GIRL WHO'S BEEN STRAPPED TO NASA'S GENESIS DEVICE ROCKET

AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE,

WHERE SHE WILL BECOME THE GALAXY'S BRIGHTEST STAR.

- WAIT A MINUTE!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY BECOMING A STAR!

YOU BIG, STUPID--

[BANG]

- [CHEERING]

- THE STAR IS EXPECTED TO FADE QUICKLY AND THEN

MAY BE FORGOTTEN AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK

WHEN ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED

ON THE ENDSVILLE PANCAKE BREAKFAST AND FUN RUN.

- GOTCHA.

- SO, IT'S DOWN TO YOU, AND IT'S DOWN TO ME.

ONE MORE WISH LEFT, AND I'LL BE SET FREE.

- DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.

YOU'RE WORTH A LOT MORE THAN FREE.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, PIPE DOWN.

I HAVE BUT ONE ITEM UP FOR SALE TODAY.

A VERY UNIQUE COMMODITY.

AN ANTIQUE SKULL OF DISPUTABLE ORIGIN,

CONTAINING ONE WISH TO BE FULFILLED

AT THE BUYER'S REQUEST.

- LIKE A GENIE!

- KIND OF BONY LOOKIN'. - WOW, IT MUST BE OLD.

- SUCH PRETTY EYES.

- STARTING BID, $5.00.

- I'LL GIVE YOU 6 BUCKS IN QUARTERS AND A BUTTON.

- 8 BUCKS AND A LOTTERY TICKET.

- I'LL GIVE YOU 30! - 50!

- I'LL GIVE YOU MY COLD.

- I'LL GIVE YOU MY HUSBAND!

- MANDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- DO YOU KNOW HOW VALUABLE A WISH IS, GRIM?

- BUT IT WILL BACKFIRE. WISHES ALWAYS DO.

- THAT'S WHY I'M SELLING IT, OF COURSE.

- I GOTTA HAVE IT!

I DIDN'T LEARN MY LESSON THE FIRST TIME!

[SCREAMING, SHOUTING]

- GIMME THAT SKULL!

- ENOUGH!

[PUNCHING, GROWLING]

- I GOT IT! IT'S MINE!

- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

- I WISH I HAD A BOTTOMLESS JAR OF PICKLES.

- I WISH YOU HAD A CLUE.

- GIVE ME THAT SKULL!

- I WISH YOU TWO HAD NEVER FOUND THAT SKULL!

- AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING?

- MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY."

- BILLY, DO YOU WANT TO BE A TV STAR?

- I WISH.

[HONK]

- WISH GRANTED.

IN SITUATIONS WE DON'T LIKE,

SO LET'S HELP EACH OTHER OUT.

I WISH THAT I WAS FREE

OF BILLY AND MANDY FOREVER

AND THAT YOU WERE FREE FROM YOUR PRISON OF WISHES

AND WOULD NEVER HAVE TO GRANT ANOTHER WISH.

- I'VE HEARD YOUR PROPOSAL. LET'S BROKER A DEAL.

I'LL GRANT YOU YOUR WISH, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL.

- NOOOOO!

- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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