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FOOD DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD WHEN YOU CAN'T SMELL. 18 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:05,332 - NO, THE FOOD DOESN'T TASTE GOOD BECAUSE OF THAT. 19 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,877 - [SNIFFLING] 20 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:09,538 - AHCHOO! 21 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,035 - [SNORTING] 22 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,785 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE FLU. 23 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,875 OR MAYBE TOO MUCH NOSE PICKING. 24 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:18,788 YOU MORTALS ARE ALWAYS PICKING YOUR NOSES: 25 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,955 IN YOUR CAR, AT THE MALL, 26 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:23,082 IN YOUR CAR, AT SCHOOL, 27 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:25,627 IN YOUR CAR, ON THE DANCE FLOOR, 28 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:27,168 IN YOUR CAR-- 29 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,500 - HEY! THAT'S ME! 30 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,083 - I DOUBT THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 31 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:34,457 I SENSE SOMETHING MUCH MORE SINISTER. 32 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,042 LET'S SET UP A STAKEOUT. 33 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,075 - I ALREADY TRIED THAT, 34 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:40,537 BUT THE SWELLING DIDN'T GO DOWN MUCH. 35 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:43,205 - YOU WILL BE OUR DECOY. 36 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:44,252 WHILE YOU SLEEP TONIGHT, 37 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,753 GRIM AND I WILL FIND OUT WHERE THE NOSES ARE GOING. 38 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,173 - WHY DO I HAVE TO SLEEP? 39 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,040 - BECAUSE OF THE 3 OF US, YOU HAVE THE NOSE. 40 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:54,165 - OH, I KNOWS THAT. 41 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:55,708 BUT WHAT IF I CAN'T SLEEP? 42 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:57,212 - YOU WILL. RIGHT, GRIM? 43 00:02:57,292 --> 00:03:02,002 - SLEEPING SPELLS. SLEEPING SPELLS. 44 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,883 - I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. 45 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:08,878 I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. 46 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,128 - JUST DO IT NOW. 47 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:14,168 - I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL... 48 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,380 - WHY CAN'T I LURK IN THE BUSHES, TOO? 49 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,628 - BECAUSE I SAID SO. 50 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:26,418 FINALLY, A USE FOR MY MOTHER'S FAKE SPEAKER ROCK. 51 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,630 - BUT, BUT... 52 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,918 - [CLICK] 53 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,920 - [INDISTINCT SOUNDS] 54 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,040 - I THOUGHT I TURNED THE VOLUME OFF. 55 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,705 - THAT SOUND ISN'T ME, MANDY. 56 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,752 LOOK! IT'S GOING TOWARDS BILLY'S BEDROOM. 57 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:41,673 - CAN'T A GUY GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE? 58 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,000 OH, IT'S YOU. 59 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,253 - [BUMP, SCREAM] 60 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,793 - WHAT IS THAT? 61 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,535 - IT'S BILLY'S NOSE. 62 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,325 - [SCREAMING] 63 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:02,497 - OH, I'D BE DELIGHTED 64 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,923 IF A LINGERING SMELL DECIDED TO LEAVE ME, 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,170 BUT I GUESS IT'S DIFFERENT IF YOU'RE A NOSE. 66 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,247 BILLY! 67 00:04:14,292 --> 00:04:15,672 - HEY, GRIM. 68 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,080 - COME ON, BILLY. WE NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR NOSE. 69 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:21,577 - AYE, AYE, CAP'N. 70 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,285 BETTER-LOOKING EVERY DAY. 71 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,995 A SHIMMY ONE, A SHIMMY TWO, 72 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:37,133 A SHIM FOR ME, A SHIM FOR YOU. 73 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,128 - HURRY UP. IT'S GETTING AWAY. 74 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:46,578 - WHAT IN THE BLAZES IS GOING ON? 75 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,540 - [CHEERING] 76 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,325 - HEY, MY NOSE IS GOING TO... 77 00:04:57,417 --> 00:05:00,077 - THE MALL?! 78 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:05,495 - THE NOSES ARE GOING BEHIND THE PERFUME COUNTER, MAN. 79 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,253 - FREE SAMPLE. 80 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,633 FREE SAMPLE. FREE SAMPLE. FREE SAMPLE. 81 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:13,668 - VIVIAN! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 82 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,670 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 83 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,080 - FREE SAMPLE! 84 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,248 NO! 85 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,083 [SHORT-CIRCUITING] 86 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:25,037 - [EVIL LAUGHING] 87 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,168 - I BELIEVE THIS IS A NASALMANCER, MAN, 88 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,670 A LESSER-KNOWN WIZARD THAT DEALS WITH NOSE MAGIC. 89 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,380 I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEM. 90 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:38,038 IT'S NOT A VERY POPULAR SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY FOR SOME REASON. 91 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:41,285 - HOW CAN YOU BE SURE HE'S A NASALMANCER? 92 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,785 - WELL, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES. 93 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,535 - WHERE'S MY NOSE? 94 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,915 - OOH! I ONLY WISH I KNEW. 95 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,080 SURELY SUCH A LARGE HEAD MUST HAVE PRODUCED 96 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:55,827 A LARGE AND SUPPLE PROBOSCIS. 97 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,747 - OH, THANK YOU. 98 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,043 OH, THERE IT IS! 99 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:02,375 COME ON! I'LL INTRODUCE YOU! 100 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,040 - OH, GOOD GRIEF. 101 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:09,205 - SLOW DOWN, SON. 102 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,632 - OH, YEAH! 103 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:16,208 IT TRULY IS A BEAUT, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT. 104 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,582 SPACIOUS, TOO. 105 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:21,417 - HEY, NOW! GET YO FO' SHIZZLE OUT OF MY NIZZLE, DAWG. 106 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,420 I DON'T SEE YOU DOING THAT TO YOUR NOSE. 107 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,500 - NO, YOU DON'T. 108 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:29,173 AND THAT'S BECAUSE... THAT'S BECAUSE... 109 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,330 I DON'T HAVE A NOSE OF MY OWN! 110 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,537 [SOBBING] 111 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,955 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 112 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,292 YOU--YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 113 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:44,205 TO BE A NOSE WIZARD WITH NO NOSE. 114 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:45,962 - [LAUGHTER] 115 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:46,922 CHUMP! 116 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,040 - UH...RIGHT. 117 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:51,165 WELL, YOU SEE, I USED TO TAKE SUCH DELIGHT IN MY WORK. 118 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:57,040 BY NIGHT, I WOULD CREATE LOVELY PERFUMES FROM ESSENTIAL OILS. 119 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,075 [SNORTING] 120 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,037 AND BY DAY, I WOULD SHARE MY ESSENCE 121 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:03,575 WITH ALL THE LOVELY LADIES AT THE ENDSVILLE MALL. 122 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:07,497 - UGH. NOW I KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR MY GRANDMOTHER'S SMELL. 123 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:11,333 - THEN ONE DAY, BUSINESS WAS RATHER SLOW. 124 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,627 I THINK CRUNCHY CREAM 125 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,748 WAS HAVING A TWO-FOR-ONE SALE OR SOMETHING. 126 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:19,463 ANYWAY, I WAS JUST PASSING MY TIME AT THE PERFUME COUNTER, 127 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,002 MAINTAINING MY NOSE, 128 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:27,583 WHEN I SPIED A PARTICULARLY OFFENSIVE BLOUSE PASSING ME BY. 129 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,877 AND THAT WAS IT. 130 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:33,578 MY NOSE WAS GONE. 131 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,077 NOSE! 132 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:39,167 - YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU NOSE PICKING IS BAD. 133 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,630 - SO, I DEVIATED IN SEPTUM-BER. 134 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:46,328 I COULDN'T STAND WATCHING ALL THE GORGEOUS RIPE NOSES 135 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:49,627 PASS ME BY DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 136 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:53,578 AND SO I GREW MELANCHOLY-- FOR, LIKE, HALF A SECOND. 137 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,787 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 138 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,285 IF I COULDN'T HAVE A NOSE, 139 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,415 THEN NOBODY COULD HAVE A NOSE, YOU KNOW? 140 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:02,210 I JUST NEEDED TO CREATE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE SCENT IN THE WORLD. 141 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:07,382 A LITTLE CHAMOMILE, LAVENDER, AND OF COURSE DOODOO BUTTER 142 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,418 INTO MY OLD KAZOO, AND I HAD IT. 143 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,830 [LAUGHING] 144 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:15,957 YOU SEE, A NASALMANCER'S NOSE IS HIS LOYAL SERVANT, 145 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:22,212 AND I'M AFRAID I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOURS. 146 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:28,207 - THIBBIT! 147 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:31,882 - AAH! AAH! 148 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,078 AAH! AAH! 149 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:36,457 - GIVE HIM HIS NOSE BACK. 150 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,962 - NEVER! 151 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,212 YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE OTHER NOSES. 152 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:50,672 THIS ONE'S OFF THE MARKET! 153 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:54,040 - FOLLOW THAT NOSE, MAN. 154 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:57,035 - [LAUGHING] 155 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,285 - [SNORTING] 156 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,133 - GROSS. 157 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,205 - DELICIOUS! 158 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,212 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 159 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,542 - THINK ABOUT IT. WHEN SOMEBODY LOSES SOMETHING, 160 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:16,035 IT USUALLY ENDS UP IN THEIR OTHER PAIR OF PANTS. 161 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,495 FOUND 'EM. 162 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,290 - AAH! AAH! GET IT OFF! GET IF OFF! 163 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:27,205 IT FEELS SO UNNATURAL! 164 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:29,792 - [LAUGHING] 165 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:33,382 - YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. 166 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,628 THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE. 167 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,788 IT'S DISGUSTING. 168 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:40,285 - OH, THE POOR THING IS TERRIFIED. 169 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,205 I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE. 170 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,080 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING AND PINGING] 171 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,417 - FREE! 172 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:53,580 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. HOW MUCH IS TWO PLUS TWO? 173 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,875 JUMP ON WHILE THEY'RE CONFUSED. 174 00:09:57,583 --> 00:10:00,173 - TO THE NASALMANCER. 175 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,455 - [GROANING] 176 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,082 - GIVE ME THE NOSE. 177 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,078 - [EVIL LAUGHTER] 178 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,077 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME. 179 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,327 - OH, YES, WE WILL. 180 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,167 IF THERE'S ONE THING BILLY'S NOSE CAN'T RESIST, 181 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,630 IT'S THE SMELL OF BILLY'S FEET. 182 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,713 - [SNIFFING] 183 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,042 HOME. 184 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:34,083 - OH, YOU BLEW MY NOSE UP! 185 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,327 - YOU BLEW MY NOSE UP. 186 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,827 - OH, I DID NOT, SILLY. THAT NOSE WAS A DECOY. 187 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,457 I HAD THE REAL NOSE IN MY POCKET THE WHOLE TIME. 188 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:42,382 HA HA HOO! 189 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,708 - [GIBBERISH] 190 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:46,752 - BUT, SIR, OURS WAS A DECOY, TOO. 191 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:50,253 I'VE GOT YOUR REAL NOSE RIGHT HERE. 192 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:54,173 - OH! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE! 193 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,580 OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 194 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,997 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO LOOK GREAT. 195 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,463 I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU. I'M SO SORRY I LEFT YOU. 196 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,792 GIVE ME A KISS. GIVE ME KISSES. KISSES. 197 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:02,705 [LIPS SMACKING] 198 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,172 - UH, ME, TOO. TRADE? 199 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,040 - WHAT? OH, YES, OF COURSE. 200 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,245 OK, NOW HAND IT OVER. 201 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,633 - GOT YOUR NOSE. 202 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,078 - NO! YOU TRICKED ME! 203 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,457 - THANKS FOR GETTING MY NOSE BACK, MANDY, 204 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,172 BUT THAT WAS MEAN. 205 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,960 - YOU DUMMY, THAT GUY WAS GONNA KEEP YOUR NOSE FOREVER. 206 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:25,082 - YES, BUT NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT HAVE A NOSE. 207 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:30,127 IT IS AWFUL. SO NOW, I'M GONNA MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 208 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:34,378 HALF FOR YOU...AND HALF FOR ME. 209 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,748 - OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE NOSTRIL. 210 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,213 THANK YOU, BILLY! 211 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:42,082 - S'NOT A PROBLEM. 212 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,208 - I GET IT! 213 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:46,002 [LAUGHING] 214 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,043 - S'NOT! 215 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:06,132 - NOW, BILLY, I WANT YOU TO KEEP YOUR TUXEDO 216 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,748 SPARKLING CLEAN TODAY AT THE WEDDING. 217 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,003 YOU GOT THAT? 218 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:14,213 NEAT, SWEET, TIDY, AND TRIM. 219 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,205 SPICK-AND-SPAN. 220 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:21,172 [WHIRRING] 221 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,128 THERE. ALL FINISHED. 222 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:30,328 WHY, DON'T YOU LOOK PRECIOUS? 223 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:35,667 TURN AROUND SO MOMMY CAN GET A GOOD CLEAN LOOK AT YOU. 224 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,713 - I'M TUXEDO MAN! 225 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,832 HA HA HA! 226 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,877 - YES, YES. YOU'RE TUXE-- 227 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,748 TUXEDO MAN? 228 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,963 [GROWLING] 229 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:56,962 NO! 230 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,042 NO, BILLY. NO TUXEDO MAN. 231 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,205 REMEMBER LAST TIME. 232 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:06,042 - [GIBBERISH] 233 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,787 [SHATTERING] 234 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:21,165 TUXEDO MAN! 235 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,825 [GROANING] 236 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:30,077 TUXEDO MAN. 237 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:36,827 - SO, NO TUXEDO MAN, OK? 238 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,922 - TUXEDO MAN! 239 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:49,170 TUXEDO MAN! 240 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,380 - HEE HEE HEE! 241 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,458 OH, YEAH. KIDS. 242 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,462 - [GIBBERISH] 243 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:58,212 [LAUGHING] 244 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,917 AHH! 245 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,670 [INSECTS CHEERING] 246 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,170 YEEHHH! 247 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,705 GRIM! JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE. 248 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,002 - WAIT. LET ME GUESS. 249 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,423 YOU GOT YOUR TUXEDO MUDDY AGAIN, 250 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,460 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN YOU UP WITH MY MAGIC SCYTHE. 251 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,002 - WOW. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 252 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,253 - 'CAUSE IT'S THE FOURTH TIME YOU'VE ASKED ME TODAY. 253 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,543 - FIFTH, ACTUALLY. 254 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,125 - YEAH. YOU KNOW, MANDY, 255 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:40,078 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE, 256 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:44,127 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S BILLY. 257 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,828 - WHAT'S THERE TO UNDERSTAND? 258 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:46,957 HE'S AN IDIOT. 259 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:49,252 - COME ON, GRIM. CLEAN ME WITH THE SCYTHE. 260 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,003 I GOTS A WEDDING TO GOES TO. 261 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,043 - THE IDIOT PART I GET, MANDY. 262 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,495 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT MAKES HIM TICK? 263 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,133 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON FOR THIS PROBLEM WITH BILLY. 264 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,668 - SORRY, KIDS. BILLY CAN'T PLAY RIGHT NOW. 265 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,290 MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO GO, 266 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,665 AND WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO. 267 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,750 - MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME, HAROLD. 268 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,043 WHAT MAKES BILLY SO STUPID? 269 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,955 - OH, PSHAW! 270 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:17,542 BILLY'S NOT STUPID. HE'S A GENIUS. 271 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,745 - UH, NOT NOW, DAD. 272 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,423 WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 273 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,540 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND I GOT 274 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,165 THIS CERTIFIED GENIUS DIPLOMA TO PROVE IT. 275 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,380 - DIPLOMA? BILLY IS A GENIUS? 276 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,128 - WHY, SURE. WHEN BILLY WAS BORN, 277 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,918 WE KNEW WE HAD SOMEONE REAL SPECIAL. 278 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,580 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET. 279 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,827 - YOUR BABY, MA'AM. 280 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,127 - AWW! 281 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:50,458 - NOW BILLY WAS SOMEONE CLEARLY AHEAD OF HIS TIME, 282 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:54,042 AND BROTHER, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR ME TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 283 00:15:54,125 --> 00:16:00,075 HOW 'BOUT A SMILE FOR YOUR NEW DAD? 284 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:05,542 - [RUMBLING] 285 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,205 [FART] 286 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,502 - HE DID IT! 287 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,173 THIS KID'S A GENIUS! 288 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,580 - OH, IT'S JUST A GAS BUBBLE, HARRY. 289 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,877 - I KNOW A GENIUS WHEN I SEE ONE, GLADYS. 290 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,418 - [RUMBLING] 291 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,420 [FART] 292 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,753 - HIS FIRST STEPS! 293 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:25,833 - IT'S GAS! 294 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,037 - IT'S GENIUS. 295 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,575 - [FARTING, BURP] 296 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,997 - HIS FIRST WORD, AND ONLY 2 1/2 MINUTES OLD! 297 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,083 THAT'S WHAT I CALL GENIUS! 298 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,827 - HELLO! EXCUSE ME. I'M COVERED IN MUD! 299 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,747 GOING TO A WEDDING! GET BUSY WITH THE SCYTHE. 300 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:45,083 - IN A MINUTE. CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TALKING HERE? 301 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,077 PLEASE CONTINUE, HAROLD. 302 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,457 - THANK YOU, GRIM. 303 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,332 THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WERE THE GENIUS COMPETITIONS-- 304 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,037 GRUELING MONTHS OF TOURING: 305 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,375 ON THE ROAD, 306 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,828 PARTICIPATING IN EVERY GENIUS SHOWDOWN IN THE WORLD-- 307 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,167 TAKING ON THE BEST OF THE BEST. 308 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,170 HI, DICK. 309 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,210 - HI, HARRY. 310 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:06,752 - [BURPING] 311 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:07,753 - [BURPING] 312 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:10,133 - THEY'D SPAR IN FANTASTIC COLISEUMS 313 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,078 ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR SUCH TOURNAMENTS. 314 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,077 AND THE TESTS, WELL, 315 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:18,207 A RIGOROUS INTELLECTUAL DECATHLON LIKE NO OTHER. 316 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:21,212 - [MEN TALKING BABY TALK] 317 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,833 - [BABY TALK] 318 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,833 - BUT NO MATTER HOW TOUGH THE CHALLENGE, 319 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,957 BILLY ALWAYS HAD SOMETHING INSIDE HIM 320 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,002 THAT MADE HIM A WINNER! 321 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,793 - [FARTING] 322 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,633 - IT WAS IN THAT MOMENT I REALIZED 323 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,078 THAT BILLY WAS INVINCIBLE-- 324 00:17:55,167 --> 00:18:00,417 SIMPLY THE GREATEST CHILD GENIUS EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND! 325 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,210 AND WHEN HIS MOMENT OF VICTORY CAME... 326 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:09,495 HE WOULD ALWAYS BE A GOOD SPORT AND SHARE HIS TROPHY... 327 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,213 WITH THE LOSERS! 328 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,172 AND THIS WENT ON CITY TO CITY, 329 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,960 STATE TO STATE, COUNTRY TO COUNTRY. 330 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:22,422 BILLY HAD BECOME THE SUPREME GENIUS CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE! 331 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,330 AND WHEN HE RECEIVED HIS HONORARY GENIUS DEGREE, 332 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:30,037 IT WAS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 333 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,333 SMILE! 334 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,880 - AN HONORARY DEGREE. 335 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,918 ASTOUNDING. I HAD NO IDEA. 336 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,130 BILLY, I'M AFRAID I MISJUDGED YOU. 337 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,998 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 338 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,383 LESS TALKY, MORE CHANGY. 339 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,208 - FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH BILLY. 340 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:55,042 BESIDES, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT GENIUS JUNK. 341 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,575 - JUNK? YOU MEAN THAT... 342 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,708 WHAT KIND OF CHUCKLEHEAD WOULD LIE ABOUT-- 343 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:05,172 - AND THAT'S WHEN BILLY MET MANDY. 344 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,210 [BUZZING] 345 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,998 NOW, MANDY KNEW A GENIUS WHEN SHE SAW ONE. 346 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,923 - ARE YOU SOME KIND OF IDIOT? 347 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,460 - [GIGGLING] 348 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,710 [FLUSHING SOUND] 349 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,002 - I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES." 350 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,673 - HIS BRILLIANT POWERS OF OBSERVATION 351 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,580 ASTOUNDED HER FROM THE START. 352 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,667 - [GROWLING] 353 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,170 - SAY, YOU AIN'T GOT NO NOSE. 354 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,790 - SO? 355 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,288 - THAT'S BETTER. 356 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,995 - IT WAS THAT MOMENT THAT WOULD SET THE TONE 357 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,003 FOR THE REST OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. 358 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,883 - CREEP. 359 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,245 - [GIGGLING] 360 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,503 SHE DIGS ME. 361 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,633 - AND THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. 362 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,168 HA HA HA HA HA! 363 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,670 [RUMBLING] 364 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,170 [FARTING] 365 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,922 [LAUGHING] 366 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,207 AH! I SURE HOPE OUR LITTLE TALK 367 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,672 HAS HELPED YOU UNDERSTAND BILLY BETTER. 368 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:32,170 - YES, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS WITH BILLY. 369 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,750 - YEAH? - YEAH. YOU! 370 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,173 YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH BILLY! 371 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,130 YOU'RE WHERE HE GETS IT. 372 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,788 IT'S A WONDER THE BOY CAN EVEN TIE HIS SHOES. 373 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,285 - HE CAN'T! 374 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,915 BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 375 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,210 - WHAT BRIGHT SIDE? 376 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:49,792 - YEAH. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BRIGHT ABOUT THIS? 377 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,245 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 378 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,173 LET'S ASK BILLY. HE'S THE GENIUS. 379 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,830 - THAT'S IT! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID SCYTHE! 380 00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:01,627 MOM WILL CLEAN ME UP! HUMPH! 381 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,377 - JEEZ. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 382 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,998 - [GROWLING] 383 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,383 [WHIRRING] 384 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:13,208 - THERE. SPICK-AND-SPAN, NEAT AND SWEET, TIDY AND TRIM. 385 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,832 AND NO MORE TUXEDO MAN! 386 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:18,077 RIGHT, BILLY? BILLY? 387 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,417 - [GIBBERISH] 388 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,210 [GLASS SHATTERING] 389 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,252 - HA HA HA HA! 390 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,083 - TUXEDO MAN! 391 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:35,127 - [GIBBERISH] 392 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,578 KIDS. 393 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,167 - HA HA HA HA! 394 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,670 WOMEN. 395 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,170 - UGH. PARENTS. 396 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,290 - [LAUGHING] 397 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,293 MUD. 398 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,172 - MORTALS. 399 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,920 [GROWLING] 400 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:03,127 - [FARTING AND LAUGHING] 401 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,380 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 402 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,998 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 403 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,423 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 404 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:14,630 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 405 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,878 - [FARTING] 406 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:24,708 [LAUGHING] 407 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:30,080 - THAT FRUIT'S A GENIUS! 27125

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