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- [LAUGHING]

- PULL MY FINGER.

[FART]

- WHAT'S OUR NAME?

- THE FLUFFY CATS!

- WHO ARE WE SCARED OF?

- NO ONE!

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- WE'RE GONNA WIN!

[HISSING]

- DON'T EVER HISS AT ME.

BESIDES, WE DON'T WIN. WE NEVER WIN.

- AW, COME ON, MANDY.

WHERE'S YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?

- YEAH! BE A FLUFFY CAT!

- UH, DO YOU EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL?

- UH, NO.

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHERE IS YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?

- YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

- LET ME HANDLE THIS, MINDY, YO.

I'VE GOT THE PERFECT CHEER THAT IS SURE TO WORK.

- WHAT DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT CHEERING?

- WATCH AND LEARN, SISTER. WATCH AND LEARN!

♪ BAM, BAM, BAM

♪ BOO, BOO, BOO

♪ BAH, BAH, BAH

EVERYBODY CHEER NOW!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

- [CHEERING]

- THEY LOVE ME.

[SNIFF]

I GUESS SOME GIRLS HAVE IT AND SOME DON'T.

- THAT WAS...DISTURBING.

- HEY, DWEEBS!

- AAH! IT'S THE FLUFFY CAT FLUFFY CAT!

- OH, GREAT.

ANOTHER STINKING EPISODE ABOUT PETS.

THAT'S IT.

I'M OUT OF THIS CARTOON.

LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

- DUH!

PSST! GRIM!

MANDY LEFT. WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THEY'RE ALL WATCHING.

- I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE, BILLY. JUST KEEP GOING.

- WILL DO.

HEY!

IT'S THE FLUFFY CAT FLUFFY...CAT.

- YOU ALREADY SAID THAT. - OH, YEAH.

- LISTEN. I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.

THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS ARE GONNA TRY TO KIDNAP FLUFFY CAT

BEFORE THE BIG GAME,

LIKE THEY DO EVERY YEAR.

- FLUFFY CAT?

- SO, I NEED YOU TO HOLD ON TO HIM UNTIL THEN.

- FLUFFY CAT!

- OK. - FLUFFY CAT!

- UH, YEAH. WHATEVER.

- YOU'RE SO CUTE.

- [BELCH]

- WE'RE GONNA BE THE BESTEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

- HEY, BIG BOY, DO YOU LIKE SURPRISES?

- OH, YOU KNOW I DO, WOMAN.

- WELL, THEN, HERE IT IS--

THE TREEWHACKER 2000.

THIS AMAZING NEW CHAINSAW CAN BE YOURS

FOR 16 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95.

GUARANTEED TO EVEN SLICE GENTLY THROUGH THE SOFTEST TOMATO.

SO ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

- YEAH. HELLO?

I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE THE TREEWHACKER 2000.

YEAH, I'LL HOLD.

[WHISTLING]

AAH!

- HI, GRIM.

HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY MET MY FLUFFY CAT.

- THAT THING CLAWED MY FACE OFF.

- OOH! THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU.

- THAT THING IS A MENACE.

AAH!

[CRASH]

- AW, YOU'RE NOT A MENACE.

YOU'RE THE CUTEST, MOST BESTEST CAT EVER!

- WHO'S IN THERE? I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM.

- [BELCH]

- BILLY, IS THAT YOU?

YOU'RE NOT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET AGAIN,

ARE YOU, SON?

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.

[SIREN]

- OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

[MOAN]

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

[MOAN]

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

[MOAN]

- NICE ONE, FLUFFY CAT.

OOH! OOH! LET ME TRY.

- HEY, BILLY, WHAT'S THIS STICKY STUFF ON THE GRO--

OW!

[COUGH]

- GOOD ONE, GRIM.

- HI, SWEETIE. HOW WAS YOUR--

[GASP]

MY HOUSE!

OH, THAT IS IT, BILLY!

I AM PUTTING MR. FURRY CAT IN THE BASEMENT!

- BUT...HE--HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!

- [MEOW]

- THERE.

NOW HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT LIVES IN THE BASEMENT.

- BUT IT'S DARK AND SCARY DOWN THERE.

- OH! HA! OH, BILLY!

I MEAN, WHAT IS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

IS FLUFFY CAT GONNA STUMBLE

INTO SOME SORT OF STRANGE MAGICAL BOX

AND GET TURNED INTO SOME KIND OF GIANT DERANGED MONSTER

BENT ON DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS?

NOW, THAT WOULD JUST BE SILLY.

- [PURRING]

- YOU BILLY?

- WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

- THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS, THAT'S WHO.

WE'VE COME TO KIDNAP FLUFFY CAT!

- DUH!

I DO NOT KNOW THIS FLUFFY CAT OF WHOM YOU SPEAK OF.

- WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOU DO!

- NOPE! NO WAY.

AND IF I DID, I'D NEVER TELL YOU IN A MILLION BILLION YEARS.

SO FORGET IT, BUTTFACES!

HE'S IN MY BASEMENT.

- BOOTYHEADS, TO BILLY'S HOUSE!

- BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT!

- HEY, MINDY.

[GRUNTING]

- OK, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING.

BILLY, I'M GONNA NEED FLUFFY CAT BACK

SO I CAN GET HIM READY FOR THE BIG GAME.

- DUH! DUH!

NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS FORCED ME TO TELL THEM

WHERE FLUFFY CAT IS,

AND NOW THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO KIDNAP HIM!

- HOW ARE THE FLUFFY CATS GOING TO PLAY WITHOUT A MASCOT?

WE'LL LOSE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

- [SIGH]

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN,

BILLY HAS TO SAVE THE DAY.

- SO TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOUR DUMB IDEA, BILLY.

- WELL, SINCE MANDY ISN'T HERE...

- YEAH. WHERE IS SHE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY.

- UGH. THEY'LL PUT ANYTHING ON TV.

- UM, MANDY?

- WHAT IS IT?

- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED YOU.

- DID I ASK YOU?

- NO. I'LL BE GOOD.

- I NEED YOU TO RESURRECT AN OLD FLUFFY CAT

FROM ONE OF THESE GRAVES

THAT I CAN PASS OFF AS THE FLUFFY CAT I LOST.

FLUFFY CAT NUMBER ONE SHOULD DO IT.

- THAT'S THE STUPIDEST PLAN I EVER HEARD OF.

- SO YOU'LL DO IT?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

GIVE ME SOME ROOM.

- [MEOW]

- OH! SHE'S PERFECT!

NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

- WHATEVER.

- I LOVE YOU, NEW FLUFFY CAT.

MMM.

- [GROWLING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

- I'LL GET IT.

HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU GUYS HAVE FUNNY FACES.

MMMPH.

YOU MUST BE BILLY'S FRIENDS. COME ON IN!

- OHH!

THIS PLACE KIND OF GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

- JUST FIND THAT STUPID CAT SO WE CAN GET BACK TO THE GAME.

- [ROWR]

- UH, WHAT WAS THAT?

- IT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM THIS TRUNK.

OOH! WHAT'S GOING ON?

W-WHAT DID YOU DO?

- [ROAR]

- FLUFFY CAT?

- LOOK, MINDY. I FOUND FLUFFY CAT.

- GET THAT DISGUSTING THING OUT OF MY FACE.

- BUT IT'S FLUFFY CAT. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM?

- THAT IS NOT FLUFFY CAT.

- BUT...THIS CAT IS BETTER THAN FLUFFY CAT.

HE SMELLS JUST AS BAD.

- [BELCH]

- HE BELCHES LIKE THE OLD FLUFFY CAT

AND HAS A REMOVABLE HEAD!

- AAH!

[SCREAMING]

- THAT WAS GETTING ANNOYING.

- YOU'D THINK SHE'D NEVER SEEN A CAT WITH A REMOVABLE HEAD.

- LET'S GO FIND OUR SEATS.

THE GAME'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.

- [GROANS]

WHAT?

- MEOW.

- [SCREAMING]

- IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR A GAME, LADIES AND GENTS.

WE'VE GOT A PACKED STADIUM TONIGHT,

WHERE FLUFFY CAT AND BOOTYHEAD FANS ALIKE

WILL WATCH TO SEE WHO EMERGES VICTORIOUS

ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE.

THE STARTING LINEUP FOR THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS!

[DRUM ROLL]

UM, I SAID, UH, THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS.

- HERE I COME!

EVERYBODY CHEER NOW!

[CROWD BOOING AND JEERING]

- LOOK, GRIM! IT'S FLUFFY CAT!

- A HUGE CAT HAS WANDERED ONTO THE FIELD.

- [ROARING]

[HACKING]

- EWW!

- IT APPEARS THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS

HAVE TAKEN THE FIELD.

- YOU STUPID, OVERSIZED FURBALL!

YOU RUINED THE GAME!

- [CHEERING]

- [ROAR]

- THE CROWD RUNS FRANTICALLY AROUND THE STANDS.

THE CAT IS UNSTOPPABLE!

GOOD THING I'M SAFE UP HERE IN THE BOOTH.

WAIT. NO!

- [CHEERING]

- NOW HE'S GOT ME,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT EAT ME. HA!

- WELL, BILLY,

IT APPEARS YOUR STUPID CAT IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING,

AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

- YEAH. THAT SEEMS TO HAPPEN TO ME A LOT.

- [HACKING]

- UH-OH.

IT LOOKS LIKE HE CHOKED ON HIS OWN HAIRBALL.

- [GROANS]

FLUFFY CAT!

- WELL...I GUESS THAT ENDS THAT.

- I WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MANDY.

- I'M SURE SHE'LL TURN UP EVENTUALLY.

- [HACK]

[BELCH]

- THIS IS WHY I HATE CATS.

- [ROWR]

- HI, MOM. WHATCHA DOING?

SLAVING OVER A HOT STOVE ALL DAY,

WORKING YOUR FINGERS TO THE BONE?

HEH HEH HEH!

- THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY!

- YEAH! AND WHAT THANKS DO YOU GET, RIGHT?

I'LL TELL YOU. NOTHING!

HEH HEH HEH!

OOH!

CAN I HELP YOU COOK?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BILLY.

THAT'S...

[GRUNTING]

HA HA HA!

AGAINST THE RULES.

HA HA HA!

- RULES, RULES, RULES!

THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR AROUND THIS JOINT.

I HATE RULES.

HEE HEE HEE!

BYE, MOM!

[LAUGHING]

HEY, DAD, WHATCHA DOING?

WORKING 9:00 TO 5:00, TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET,

BUT YOU CAN'T, SO YOU GOT TO USE CREDIT CARDS,

BUT THOSE RAN OUT OF MONEY, TOO?

AND NOW YOU GOT TO SELL YOUR CAR?

- UH...

ACTUALLY, I'M JUST SAWING THIS FINE PIECE OF LUMBER.

- CAN I SAW THE LEGS OFF THE DINING ROOM CHAIR

SO EVERYONE FEELS REAL SHORT?

- NO, BILLY.

YOU KNOW THE RULES

ABOUT SAWING THE LEGS OFF THE DINING ROOM CHAIRS

AND MAKING EVERYONE FEEL REAL SHORT.

- YEAH, YEAH. MORE RULES!

[MUTTERING]

GRIM!

- HEY, BILLY. - HEY, MANDY.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- CAN I DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR SCYTHE?

- NO, BILLY.

YOU KNOW THE RULES ABOUT MY SCYTHE.

- RULES, RULES, RULES! THAT'S IT!

HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID RULES!

[GRUNTS]

I GOTS TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS.

[MUTTERING]

A MOTORCYCLE!

- YEAH. WE FEEL WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE HARD ON YOU LATELY,

WHAT WITH ALL THE RULES AND ALL.

SO...I BOUGHT MYSELF A MOTORCYCLE.

- ♪ AHH

- NOW WHEN THE RULES GET ME DOWN,

I CAN JUST RIDE MY HOG.

SAY...I BET YOU WANT TO RIDE IT.

- YEAH!

- WELL, YOU CAN'T. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- THE RULES!

OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

OOH! UPHOLSTERY!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WOW! FLIPS AND SWITCHES! OOH!

OOH! OH, YEAH! I WONDER WHAT THIS ONE DOES.

[BEEP]

OH, THAT'S NICE.

[GRUNT]

[HONK HONK]

HI!

I'LL NAME YOU "HONKY."

[HONK]

MORE KNOBS.

OHH!

[MUTTERING]

[SIRENS]

[BEEPING AND HONKING]

HEH HEH HEH!

[HONK HONK]

GRIM!

- SO, MANDY, YOU THINK I SHOULD FIX IT?

- I SAY HE SHOULD FACE THE MUSIC.

- BUT I HATE MUSIC-- ALL KINDS, ESPECIALLY SOFT ROCK!

- WELL, IF YOU LIKE MY HELMET,

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NEW HOG!

- OH, QUICK! HERE HE COMES!

- BUT THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT SUPERNATURAL EFFECT

THE SCYTHE WILL HAVE ON THAT THING.

I MEAN, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

- AND IT PROBABLY WILL.

MIGHT AS WELL FIX IT, GRIM.

- FINE.

- IT ONLY COST US BILLY'S ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND.

- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- I SAID, IT ONLY COST US BILLY'S ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND!

- OH. WELL, IT MUST BE NICE.

- OH, YEAH, BABY.

- HI, DAD. I FOLLOWED THE RULES

AND DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR NEW MOTORCYCLE.

- OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BOY,

BECAUSE I'D PROBABLY HAVE GONE BERSERK

WITH UNIMAGINABLE BLIND FURY.

HA HA HA!

- HEH HEH HEH!

ACK!

- SAY, WHERE IS THE BIKE, ANYWAY?

- YEAH. THE SUSPENSE IS MURDER.

- MURDER?

- YEAH, IT'S KILLING ME! HA HA!

- KILLING...ME?

- IT'S OVER THERE.

- HA HA HA!

- [LAUGHTER]

- ALL RIGHT. SHOULD YOU TELL THEM, OR SHOULD I?

- TELL US WHAT?

- OH! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A RIDE, DEAR.

- I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

- WHY NOT, GRIM?

[ENGINE STARTS]

- THAT'S WHY.

- YEAH? WELL, NICE GOING, GRIM.

YOU BROKE MY PARENTS!

- WHY, YOU...

[GARBLED]

- WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE THEM.

- HOW YOU GUYS GONNA DO IT? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?

- WE'RE NOT.

YOU ARE.

- HUH! - THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY.

YOUR LIE CREATED THIS HAUNTED HOG,

AND NOW ONLY THE TRUTH FROM YOU WILL SET THEM FREE.

IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

- NOW GET BUSY, GEEKWAD.

- [TIRES SCREECH]

- NO, NO. AFTER YOU.

- OH, NO, NO, NO. AFTER YOU.

- OOH! IS HE A CUTE BABY?

- OH, YEAH, HE'S A CUTE BABY.

AHH. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

[ENGINES REVVING]

- HEY, GRIM, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS?

- YOUR PARENTS ARE TURNING EVERYONE

INTO CUSTOM CULTURE CREATURES.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, DADDY-O?

MMM.

HA HA HA!

HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING ANYTHING THEY WANT, GRIM,

AND BREAKING ALL THE RULES THEY CAN FIND.

IF THIS KEEPS UP,

THERE'LL BE NO RULES LEFT TO BREAK.

- NO RULES? FINALLY!

A RACE OF SENTIENT BEINGS WHO TRULY WILL UNDERSTAND ME!

WAIT FOR ME, MY BRETHREN!

- WAIT, BILLY!

- NO RULES! NO RULES!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! NO RULES!

- WHY DOES THE FATE OF HUMANITY

ALWAYS END UP IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?

- FORGET IT, GRIM.

THE REAL QUESTION IS,

HOW DO WE GET BILLY TO TELL THE TRUTH TO HIS DAD

AND TURN EVERYONE BACK?

- IMPOSSIBLE. YOU KNOW HOW BILLY GETS.

- [BILLY MUTTERING AND LAUGHING]

- YOU SEE? HE'S UNSTOPPABLE.

- HMM.

- COME ON, GUYS!

[LAUGHING]

COME ON! COME ON!

OOH! I KNOW! I KNOW!

HERE'S A RULE WE HAVEN'T BROKEN YET.

NO SWIMMING AL.

- ALLIGATORS?

WELL, BILLY'S GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.

- [LAUGHING AND MUTTERING]

- I'M GONNA GO GRAB A QUICK BITE.

YOU WANT ANYTHING, DEAR?

- NAH. I'M STILL FULL FROM YESTERDAY'S FUN AT THE SEA CRUISE.

- OK, THEN. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- AAH!

- [GROWLING]

- [YELLING]

- [CHEWING]

[GULPS]

[BELCH]

- JEROME!

- DIG THESE CRAZY RULES, DADDY-O.

YOU TWO, OFF THE BIKE.

NOW.

- I THINK WE'D BETTER DO AS SHE SAYS, DEAR.

- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, GRIM.

- RIGHT.

MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE SNOUT.

- HORN. - WHATEVER.

[INHALES]

[SIREN]

- I'LL GET IT.

[FART]

- OHH! JEROME!

- YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?

- COUGH UP OUR IDIOT.

- WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME, SWEET CHEEKS?

- YOUR TEETH.

- OOH. HEAVY.

- SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

- LET'S DO IT.

BUT DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!

- [GRUMBLE]

- [CLEARS THROAT]

[RETCHING]

- AAH! MANDY, HELP!

- YOU FINISHED BREAKING THE RULES?

- [TEETH CHATTERING]

UH-HUH.

BECAUSE TODAY, I LEARNED THAT RULES ARE AN IMPORTANT PART

OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY.

NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!

- FIRST, THE TRUTH.

- DAD, THE TRUTH IS, I BROKE YOUR MOTORCYCLE.

- WELL, THEN! NO TV FOR ONE HOUR.

- MOM! DAD!

- EWW. VOMIT.

- SAY, WHERE IS MY HOG?

- [HONK HONK]

- [GIRL CRYING]

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU.

- SEE YOU AROUND, GEEKWAD.

- I LOVE YOU!

- AND I LOVE YOU.

- MWAH!

- [INHALES]

DAD!

- YES, MY GLORIOUS SON?

- ARE YOU GONNA GO BERSERK WITH UNIMAGINABLE BLIND FURY?

- NOPE. THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU TOLD THE TRUTH.

BESIDES, I'M SICK OF MOTORCYCLES.

I'M BUILDING MODEL SHIPS NOW.

- WOW? CAN I--

- NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

- RULES!

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- [MUTTERING AND LAUGHING]

- [HONK HONK]

- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HONKY?

- [HONK]