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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

- [LAUGHING]

- [SCREAMS]

- WE NOW RETURN TO "CAPTAIN SPACE HAMMER!"

- YOU WIN THIS ROUND, HAMMER.

- HMM!

YES!

I DO.

BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT...

HEIFER FARMS BRAND FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM

ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT.

- IT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED!

- QUIET, YOU!

- IT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED!

BUY SOME TODAY.

IF YOU DON'T...

I'LL MELT YOU, TOO.

[LAUGHS]

- [LAUGHS]

- [LAUGHS]

- [LAUGHS]

- [LAUGHS]

I WILL.

- OH, HEIFER FARMS BRAND

FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT

THAT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED,

HOW DO YOU DO IT?!

AH!

[BURPS]

[LAUGHING]

- BILLY,

I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV.

- [GROANS]

- I TOLD YOU, BILLY,

I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV.

- BUT I AM MELTING YOUR BRAIN

WITH MY LASER EYES

SO YOU'LL EAT HEIFER FARMS BRAND

FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT.

IT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED!

QUIET, YOU!

- I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR STUPID YOGURT.

AND ANOTHER THING,

YOU DON'T HAVE SUPER POWERS.

- YEAH.

- BUT I BET GRIM COULD HELP.

- OOH, OOH, OOH!

- HERE YOU GO, BOY!

[KISSY SOUNDS]

THAT'S RIGHT!

[KISSY SOUNDS]

GET THE FOOD.

- [SNIFFS]

- WHO'S GONNA GET REAPED?

WHO'S GONNA GET REAPED?!

YOU ARE!

YOU ARE!

[KISSY SOUNDS]

- HI, GRIM!

- [LAUGHS]

HAVEN'T GOT ME YET, BY GUM!

- WHAT DO YOU WANT, BILLY?

- SUPER POWERS.

- WHAT?

- YOU HEARD HIM, GRIM.

- YEAH, YOU HEARD HIM, GRIM.

- SUPER POWERS.

- SUPER POWERS!

- WHAT WOULD A BACKWOODS IDIOT LIKE YOU

DO WITH SUPER POWERS?

- MMM.

I WANT TO FIGHT THE EVIL EMPIRE!

- THE EVIL EMPIRE?

THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'D HAVE TO TRAVEL

BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY...

TO ANOTHER GALAXY.

YOU WOULD BE GONE FOR MONTHS ON END.

- MAYBE FOREVER.

- FOREVER!

WHAT CAN I GET YOU FOR, BILLY?

- OH, OH, OH!

I WANT TO BE GREEN!

- OK, GREEN!

- SPRING GREEN.

- SPRING GREEN.

- [SCREAMS]

OOH, AND I WANT TO SQUEAK.

- SQUEAK?

- YEAH, EVERY TIME I MOVE.

SQUEAK.

AND...

- BILLY, PICK A REAL SUPER POWER.

SO, WHAT WILL IT BE?

- IT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED!

- AND TO SQUIRT HEIFER FARMS FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM

ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT FROM MY ARMPITS!

- [GROWLS]

AND GIVE HIM THE POWER TO FLY.

- FLY?

- AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE.

- OOH!

- AND SUPER-STRONG!

- AND SUPER-STRONG!

GREAT!

- AND--

[GULP]

[LAUGHING]

- BILLY, STOP GOOFING AROUND.

- [LAUGHING]

SQUEAKING

- ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME FOR YOU TO GO?

- YEAH.

THE EVIL EMPIRE, REMEMBER?

- CAPTAIN SPRING GREEN SQUEAKER

REPORTING FOR INTERGALACTICAL DUTY!

IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND YOGURT!

TEE HEE HEE!

[LAUGHING]

[HOOTING]

[LAUGHING]

[SQUEAKING]

- GOOD.

NOW I CAN WATCH TV IN PEACE.

- AND I'M FINALLY FREE OF THAT--

- HELLO, GRIM!

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON BILLY?

- I'M AFRAID BILLY'S LOST IN OUTER SPACE

AND WON'T BE BACK FOR A LONG TIME--

MAYBE FOREVER.

- I SEE.

FOREVER.

FOREVER!

FOREVER?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?

- GO AWAY.

- NO, I MEAN WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY SHED?

BILLY AND I WERE GONNA BUILD A TOOL SHED

IN THE SIDE YARD TODAY.

BUT NOW THAT HE'S GONE FOREVER, I, WELL...

SAY!

YOU CAN HELP ME!

BETTER GET CRACKING.

YOUR OLD DAD WILL SHOW YOU THE ROPES.

- HEY!

I DON'T SEE NO EVIL EMPIRE!

ALL I SEE IS ROCKS!

AND PEBBLES WITH TINY SHADOWS UNDER THEM.

AND A CRACK.

NO EVIL EMPIRE TO DEMOLISH.

NOT EVEN A CUTE ALIEN CRITTER TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP.

NO LIFE NOWHERE.

THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY OF MY SUPERHERO CAREER.

[LAUGHING]

MAYBE EVEN THE SADDEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO HOME A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.

[GIGGLING]

THAT'S IT.

I'LL JUST GO HOME.

- OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE SHED-BUILDING, SON.

EVEN A COMPLETE AND TOTAL NINCOMPOOP CAN DO IT.

- LIKE YOU?

- YEAH, LIKE YOU.

NOW...

WHERE WAS I GONNA BUILD THAT SHED?

IT'S ALL ABOUT LOCATION.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[YODELING]

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

- CHECKING THE ACOUSTICS.

[YODELING]

- I'M GOING HOME.

- THAT'S IT!

[STRAINING]

- OOF!

- THE BEST LOCATION IS ALWAYS CLOSEST TO THE HOUSE.

- HELLO, BILLY'S DAD.

HEY, GRIM, I WANTED TO ASK YOU--

- EXCUSE ME.

WHILE YOU KIDS TALK, I'M GONNA PICK MY NOSE.

JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP.

- SO, GRIM,

HAVE YOU SEEN BILLY YET?

- OOH!

MMM!

[MUNCHING]

AH!

- YES.

I'VE SEEN HIM.

- HELLO!

EVIL EMPIRE?

LEGION OF DOOM?

DREGS OF SOCIETY?

THREAT TO MANKIND?

GOSH, I SURE WISH THERE WAS AN EVIL EMPIRE

TO EXTERMINATE AROUND HERE.

UNLESS...

[GASPS]

IT'S AN EVIL EMPIRE SO SMALL

IT CAN'T BE SEEN BY THE HUMAN EYE!

- [GRUMBLING]

- INFINITESIMAL EVIL!

IN THE NAME OF THE EARTH

AND ALL THAT IS CLEAN AND FRESH,

ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE, AND PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED,

I...

UH...

I...

UH. I...

I SHOOT MY YOGURT!

- NOW, THAT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A SHED.

HOW 'BOUT SOME LUNCH, SON?

I GOT YOUR FAVORITE.

- MY FAVORITE?

- YEAH,

HEIFER FARMS BRAND FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM

ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT.

- NO.

NO, PLEASE, PUT THAT AWAY.

- COME ON.

IT'LL MAKE YOU BIG AND STRONG.

- [SCREAMING]

SECRETE WEAPON!

[LAUGHING]

OOH!

AND NOW FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING

I LIKE TO CALL THE MAD FIRE HYDRANT!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM STRAWBERRIES,

EH, TINY EVIL?

- [MUNCHING]

IT'S FRUITY DELICIOUS!

- AND NOW THAT MY JOB IS DONE,

I...

WELL, HEY, LITTLE CRITTER.

YOU'RE A TOUGH LITTLE GUY, TOO, AREN'T YOU?

AREN'T YOU?!

I'LL NAME YOU WINSTON!

HOP ABOARD, WINSTON!

[LAUGHING]

- AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY, GRIM?

- I HAVE TO ADMIT,

IT'S A PRETTY COOL SHED.

- GO ON IN.

CHECK IT OUT!

- HMM.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

- ATTABOY.

- IT'S GOT CABLE TV.

AND A WATERBED!

- HEY, BILLY!

- HI, DADDY.

- HEY, BILLY.

BACK SO SOON?

- YEAH.

BEING A SUPERHERO HAS BEEN REAL NEAT,

BUT I'M READY FOR GRIM TO TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL.

- NORMAL?!

THERE'S NOTHING NORMAL AROUND HERE!

- YOU HEARD HIM, GRIM.

NORMAL.

- YEAH, NORMAL.

- [GROANS]

- NORMAL!

- AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

WITHOUT EATING MY HEIFER FARMS BRAND

FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM ALL-NATURAL STYLE YOGURT!

- IT'S PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED!

- BUY SOME TODAY!

- NORMAL!

- NORMAL.

- [LAUGHS]

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DIG IN ME TRUNK!

- [MUMBLING]

- I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ ME DIARY.

AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND TAKEN THINGS

FROM THE POCKET OF ME ROBE!

- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHOCOLATES IN YOUR POCKETS.

- OH!

- OOH!

[LAUGHS]

- YOU'D BE A FOOL

TO KEEP CHOCOLATE IN YOUR POCKETS, BILLY.

IT WOULD MELT.

THE ONLY THING I KEEP IN ME ROBE

ARE TERRIBLE, CURSED OBJECTS!

[SHRIEKS]

- LIKE THIS?

- YES, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

- OH!

IT'S A PAIR OF BUTT-WINGS!

- NO, YOU SIMPLETON!

IT IS THE MASK OF THE BEAST!

WHOEVER PUTS IT ON MUST BE NICE, POLITE,

FRIENDLY, AND HAPPY...

OR THEY WILL TURN INTO A TERRIBLE, HIDEOUS BEAST!

- OOH! I WANT TO BE A TERRIBLE HIDEOUS BEAST!

IS IT WORKING?

IS IT WORKING? IS IT WORKING?

- YOU DOPE.

IT WON'T WORK ON YOU.

YOU'RE ALREADY A HOPELESSLY HAPPY GOON ALL DAY LONG.

- WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BURNING CARPET IN HERE?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU

NOT TO SET ANY PILLARS OF FIRE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT?

I SWEAR, IF I FIND A SCORCH MARK UP HERE,

I'M GOING GOING TO OPEN UP MY OWN PERSONAL CAN

OF POWERPUFF ON YOU TWO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

- OH, NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL.

- CERTAINLY NOT HIDING ANY MAGICAL FIRES, NOPE.

- IS THAT SMOKE?

- NO.

UH, I, UH...

- GRIM ATE BEANS!

- OH, YES, YES.

LOTS OF BEANS.

GASSY, MAGIC BEANS.

DEADLY MAGIC BEANS.

VERY DEADLY.

STAY AWAY. - HE'S VERY GASSY.

[FARTS] WHOO-WEE!

OOH! PEW, I MEAN!

[COUGHS]

- WHAT IS THIS?

- UH, UH...

ORANGE JUICE?

- WRONG.

IT'S AN EMPTY ORANGE JUICE CONTAINER.

SOMEBODY DRANK IT ALL.

PERHAPS THEY WANT ME TO GET SCURVY

FROM LACK OF VITAMIN C.

- IT WAS GRIM!

- [GASPS]

- GRIM DRANK THE JUICE, AND HE BROKE YOUR COMPUTER

AND WATCHED MY MOM AND DAD'S SPECIAL DVD!

- WHY, YOU LITTLE LIAR!

- WELL, YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO PAY!

THIS STUFF IS 5 BUCKS A GALLON.

FORK OVER THE DOUGH SO I CAN GO BUY SOME MORE.

- [MUTTERING]

SORRY ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE!

- WHAT AN AWFUL LITTLE GIRL.

- YEAH! SOMEBODY OUGHT TO TEACH HER A LESSON.

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO MAKE MANDY BE NICE FOR A CHANGE

IN A SORT OF A MAGICAL WAY.

- WE'RE GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS, BILLY,

BUT IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

- [LAUGHING]

- MOTHER,

I DEMAND BACON.

3 SLICES, CRISPY.

TRIM THE FAT.

ONE CUP OF COFFEE, BLACK.

OMELET, 3 CHEESE.

[BRAYS LIKE DONKEY]

- [GIGGLING]

[LAUGHING]

- BILLY, CUT IT OUT

BEFORE I YANK YOUR TONGUE OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE.

[BURPS]

[GASPS]

- DON'T WORRY, MANDY,

THE TAIL MAKES YOU LOOK EXOTIC.

- [GROWLS]

- AND THE MASK IS CUTE, TOO.

- UH, WHAT MASK?

- GUFFAW!

[LAUGHING]

- BILLY,

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

- [LAUGHING]

I'D GO EASY ON THE INSULTS IF I WERE YOU, MANDY.

HA HA HA! OR ELSE!

[LAUGHS]

- I'LL INSULT YOU WHENEVER I WANT TO,

YOU BLITHERING NINCOMPOOP!

NOW, TELL ME WHAT'S UP WITH THIS MASK

BEFORE I CRUSH YOUR SCULL LIKE AN ACORN.

- OK, MANDY.

LET ME GIVE IT TO YOU IN LAYMAN'S TERMS.

GRIM AND ME WAS GETTING SICK OF YOU

BOSSING US AROUND, SEE?

SO, I PUT THE MASK OF THE BEAST ON YOU!

AND NOW, IF YOU KEEP BEING MEAN TO US,

YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A HORRIBLE, HIDEOUS MONSTER!

PHBBBT!

- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

OW!

- [LAUGHING]

- NUMBER 3,

GET BACK TO THE TREE HOUSE

AND CLEAN UP ALL OF THE NUMBER TWO--

[DOOR SLAMS]

- UH-OH, HERE IT COMES.

- GET THIS MASK OFF MY FACE, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT,

OR, SO HELP ME, IT'S BONE-MEAL FOR DINNER!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

- [SIGHS]

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEARNED TO BE CIVIL, YOUNG LADY.

THE MASK WILL COME OFF ON ITS OWN

AS LONG AS YOU'RE COURTEOUS, KIND,

AND FRIENDLY.

- FRIENDLY!

YOU DIRTY...

HRRMPH!

[STRAINING]

FETCH!

- NOW, THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE

UP-AND-COMING NEIGHBORHOODS IN THE AREA.

- OOH!

- ARE THERE CYBER CAFES?

- THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN NEIGHBORS

ARE NEW NEIGHBORS.

HMM.

- HELLO, MR. FLOWER.

DO YOU MIND IF I SNIFF YOU?

[SCREAMS]

[BILLY SCREAMING]

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

IT'S DIGESTING MY NOSE!

[LAUGHS]

- SEEMS TO BE A BIT OF A WEED PROBLEM.

- [BILLY SCREAMING]

- SO, ASIDE FROM SOME MINOR GARDENING ISSUES,

THIS IS THE MOST PEACEFUL, NORMAL NEIGHBORHOOD

IN THE WEST SIDE.

- STOP, YOU STUPID DOG!

STOP!

STOP, DARN IT!

[BRAYING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[CRASH]

- HEY!

SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING,

YOU TWO LOOK LIKE REAL EAST-SIDERS!

- [LAUGHING]

- [PANTING]

- I THINK WE CAN HELP YOU GET THAT MASK OFF.

WELL, I'M LISTENING.

- SAY PLEASE.

- [GROWLS]

- [LAUGHING]

- PLBBBBB.

PLEEA...

SSSE! AAGH!

[GROWLS]

[CHOKES]

PLEAGH!

[GROWLS]

[SIGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

PUL-EASE!

- OK.

NOW SAY, "PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR AND SPRINKLES

AND A MARSHMALLOW ON TOP!"

- I'LL KILL YOU!

[BRAYING]

- TEMPER, TEMPER.

GETTING ANGRY IS NOT GOING TO HELP GET THAT MASK OFF.

- BUT BAKING US COOKIES MIGHT.

- FINE.

- COOKIES! - COOKIES!

- BOY, GRIM,

THIS MASK THING IS WORKING GREAT!

- [SNIFFS]

I HOPE SHE'S MAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP!

- OR BUFFALO CHICKEN.

- [PANTING]

- OK.

- NOW, IF WE CAN JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE EYES.

- BUT NOT GREAT.

- OH, THAT WAS GOOD!

OH!

- [SCREAMS]

- CHILD, CONTROL YOURSELF!

THAT'S IT!

IF YOU DON'T START BEING NICE,

YOU ARE GOING TO TURN 100% BEAST!

- HMM.

I HAVES AN IDEA.

- [SIGHS]

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.

- NOW YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US SPONGE BATHS.

- BILLY'S BEEN ROLLING IN SOMETHING PRETTY FOUL.

SO, DON'T FORGET TO SCRUB HIM DOWN REALLY GOOD.

AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO DIG BETWEEN THE VERTEBRAE.

THAT'S WHERE THE FILTH LIVES.

WAIT A SECOND.

I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE SPONGE BATH

UNLESS YOU SMILE WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT.

- OOOH!

YEAH, MANDY.

SMILE.

- TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!

- SMILE, SMILE, SMILE,

SMILE, SMILE, SMILE,

SMILE, SMILE, SMILE,

SMILE, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE.

- [SCREAMS]

[WHIP CRACKS]

- WELL, WE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

FROM THE START.

- YEAH, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

- I JUST HOPE I DON'T NEED TO SIT DOWN

FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

- WELL, A GIRL'S GOTTA HAVE HER PRINCIPLES.

[BRAYS]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

- [BACKWARDS SPEAKING]