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TWEET, TWEET, BIRD DUDES! 17 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:31,165 - I THINK YOU JUST HIDEOUSLY MAIMED SOME POOR DUMB SPECTATOR. 18 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,960 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 19 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:35,082 - PLAY THROUGH. 20 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:38,458 - [GROAN] 21 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:40,582 - HOLD STILL AND GO LONG, MAN. 22 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,207 I'M PLAYING THROUGH. 23 00:01:42,292 --> 00:01:43,212 YOU DIG? 24 00:01:43,042 --> 00:01:44,542 - [GASP] - HOLD IT, GRIM. 25 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,705 BACK UP. 26 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:48,212 THAT'S NIGEL PLANTER FROM WEASLETHORPE HOUSE. 27 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,752 - [GRUNTING] 28 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:03,327 - SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT TOADBLATT SCHOOL OF SORCERY RIGHT NOW? 29 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,457 - NO! 30 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,165 I CAN'T STAY THERE ANYMORE. 31 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,460 DURING THE SUMMER OR ON WEEKENDS, 32 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:11,132 I HAVE TO LIVE HERE ON MY GODFATHER'S GOLF COURSE 33 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,538 LIKE A COMMON GOPHER 34 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:15,125 BECAUSE I'M BEING HUNTED BY THE DARKEST, MOST EVIL WIZARD 35 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:18,958 EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH-- 36 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:21,292 LORD MOLDYBUTT. 37 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:25,245 THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME CAUSES THINGS TO...BREAK. 38 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,583 - LORD MOLDYBUTT? 39 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,127 - DON'T KEEP SAYING THAT! 40 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:30,128 - SAYING WHAT? 41 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,958 - LORD MOLDYBUTT! 42 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,540 MAN, HE'S GOT ME FLOUNDERING ABOUT LIKE--LIKE... 43 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:44,632 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 44 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:45,998 - WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? 45 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,133 - YEAH! 46 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,958 - HOW ABOUT SOME JELLY BEANS THAT TASTE LIKE TOILET? 47 00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:52,382 - WE'RE IN! 48 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,828 SO, AH, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 49 00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,417 - I WANT YOU GUYS TO COME BACK WITH ME TO SORCERY SCHOOL... 50 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:05,168 AND BE MY PROTECTION FROM YOU-KNOW-WHO. 51 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,500 - LORD MOLDYBUTT? 52 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:09,333 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT NAME! 53 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:13,037 - WHAT NAME? - LORD MOLDYBUTT! 54 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:21,997 UH, WE SHOULD GO. 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,710 - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 56 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:28,712 - HOLY CRUD. 57 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,832 - YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME, BUSTERS. 58 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:33,077 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE. 59 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,247 YOU'VE BROKEN THE RULES. 60 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,833 SCORCHING THE DEAN'S BOOKCASE, 61 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:38,917 LEAVING A GAPING HOLE INTO SOME WEIRDO DIMENSION, 62 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,250 TRACKING DIRT ON MY CARPET! 63 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,253 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE OUT. 64 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:45,213 I AM GONNA FRY YOUR-- NIGEL PLANTER? 65 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,002 - UH, HELLO, DEAN TOADBLATT, SIR. 66 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,253 SORRY TO DROP IN ON YOU LIKE THIS, 67 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,673 UNANNOUNCED AND ALL. 68 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,670 HEH. HEH. 69 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:56,130 - NONSENSE, MY BOY. DON'T BE SILLY. 70 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,828 MY DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU, NIGEL. 71 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:02,167 I JUST WANT YOU TO ENJOY THE HECK OUT OF WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE 72 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,080 YOUR LAST SEMESTER HERE AT TOADBLATT'S. 73 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:06,327 - LAST SEMESTER? 74 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,127 - WHAT WITH YOUR IMPENDING DEMISE AND ALL. 75 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,078 OK, TOADBLATT, WHAT GIVES? 76 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,997 I THOUGHT YOU TWO DESPISED EACH OTHER. 77 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,003 - YEAH! 78 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,963 - THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. 79 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:19,962 WE MUST BE ESPECIALLY NICE TO MR. PLANTER. 80 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:23,002 AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 81 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:27,543 BEFORE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME GETS AHOLD OF HIM AND... 82 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:30,075 - YOU MEAN LORD MOLDYBUTT? 83 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,205 - BINGO. 84 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,790 [HOOTS] 85 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:39,495 - THAT CREEPY OLD DEAN TOADBLATT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. 86 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,753 - MAN, DON'T BE BUGGING. 87 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,133 WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME, YOUR TIME HAS COME. 88 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:45,538 SO YOU MAY AS WELL GET SOME SLEEP. 89 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:46,535 [SNORING] 90 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,325 [HOOTING] 91 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,037 - [TEETH CHATTERING] 92 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,415 - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, YOU WORM. 93 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,080 WE HAVE EVERYTHING COVERED. 94 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:56,077 BILLY, YOU TAKE THE FIRST WATCH. 95 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,497 BILLY? BILLY? 96 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,923 - RIGHT! I'M ALL OVER IT, MANDY. 97 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,130 - I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR 98 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:02,288 IF YOU NEED ME. 99 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:07,455 AND, BILLY, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT MAGIC WAND. 100 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,752 - WHAT COULD HAPPEN? HEE HEE HEE! 101 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,293 [GASP] 102 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,210 - KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF ME GOLD. 103 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:17,882 - [GROWLING] 104 00:05:17,958 --> 00:05:19,878 - YOW! 105 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,378 - [YIP] 106 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:24,708 A PUPPY. 107 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,712 OOH! SUCH A GOOD DOGGY! 108 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:28,832 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 109 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:29,997 HE'S A GOOD BOY. 110 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:33,383 I'M GONNA CALL YOU WINKY. 111 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,498 OOH. OOH. OOH. 112 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,793 YOU LIKE THAT. 113 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,455 OOH, YEAH! DON'T YOU, WINKY? 114 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,712 YOU LIKEY THAT, DON'T YOU? 115 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,962 WHO WANTS A TUMMY SCRATCH? 116 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,922 YEAH! 117 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,497 - LORD MOLDY-- 118 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,173 - LISTEN UP GOOD, PLANTER. 119 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,330 STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS 120 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:55,207 OR ELSE. 121 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,832 - OR ELSE WHAT? 122 00:05:56,917 --> 00:06:01,077 WHEN DID WEASLETHORPE GET A MOAT FILLED WITH CROCODILES? 123 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,833 - NICE TOUCH, DON'T YOU THINK? 124 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:06,037 - VERY EFFECTIVE, 125 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:09,575 BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS IS. 126 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:10,667 AAH! 127 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,130 - IT'S IN THE DEAN'S OFFICE, BEHIND THE-- 128 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,288 WAIT. NO. 129 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,955 I MEAN, UH, NEVER MIND THAT! 130 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,132 JUST STAY AWAY! 131 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:20,168 - BUT WHAT'S IN THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS, ANYWAY? 132 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,250 - IT'S A SECRET, WISE GUY! 133 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,503 I'LL THROTTLE YOU! 134 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,963 - DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, WINKY? 135 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,212 [BARKING] 136 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,207 - LORD MOLDYBUTT. 137 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,212 - CURSED KIDS. 138 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:35,922 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, NIGEL PLANTER. 139 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,920 HA HA HA! 140 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:43,002 AAH! OOH! 141 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,083 AAH! OOH! 142 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,583 - HMM. 143 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,917 SOME KIND OF WEIRD POWDER. 144 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,210 - MAGIC POWDER? 145 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,212 - I DON'T KNOW, 146 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:54,132 BUT I'LL BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO 147 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:56,628 WITH THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS. 148 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,288 [BILLY SNEEZES] 149 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:01,745 - I THINK WINKY NEEDS A CHAMBER POT. 150 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,173 - EWW. 151 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,210 SAY GOOD-BYE TO WINKY, BILLY. 152 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,132 - AWW. 153 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,580 - BILLY, YOU STICK WITH NIGEL WHILE HE GOES TO SCHOOL. 154 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,957 WE'LL BE ALONG SHORTLY. 155 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,042 - I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, BILLY. 156 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,825 I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP, 157 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,957 AND I'M GETTING A RASH ON MY TOCHIS. 158 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,212 - I MISS WINKY. 159 00:07:21,292 --> 00:07:23,172 - ALL BECAUSE OF A STINKY OLD CHAMBER POT. 160 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,580 MEANWHILE, LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME COULD BE ANYWHERE. 161 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,077 - LORD MOLDYBUTT. 162 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:31,287 - STOP SAYING THAT, BILLY! 163 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:34,498 KEEP A LOOKOUT, BILLY, WHILE I OPEN MY LOCKER. 164 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,003 - I GOT YOUR BACK, DUDE. 165 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,003 NOTHING GETS BY ME. 166 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,253 WA-WHAA! OOH! 167 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,043 - [GASP] 168 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,415 - OOH! OOH! WAH! 169 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,750 - YOU'LL STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS, MR. PLANTER, 170 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,833 IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 171 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:49,167 IS THAT CLEAR, MR. PLANTER? 172 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,290 - BUT...BUT... 173 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:51,455 - NO BUTS! 174 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:55,672 - NOPE. NO SIGN OF LORD MOLDYBUTT. 175 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,503 - I WANT YOU TO WAIT OUTSIDE THIS DOOR 176 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,003 WHILE I GO TO VOODOO CLASS. 177 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:03,383 KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO. 178 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:06,128 - LORD MOLDY-- 179 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,463 HEE HEE HEE! BUTT. 180 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,920 [SIGH] 181 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,040 WINKY. 182 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,625 [WHISTLING] 183 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,628 WINKY! 184 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:22,668 - TODAY, CLASS, I WILL DEMONSTRATE 185 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,330 HOW TO REALLY STICK IT TO THE OTHER GUY 186 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,127 WITH A LITTLE VOODOO ACUPUNCTURE. 187 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,748 FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A VOLUNTEER. 188 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:30,923 ANYBODY? 189 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:31,710 - AAH! 190 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:34,172 [PUNCHES] 191 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,920 - AND STAY AWAY FROM THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS. 192 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:40,877 - MR. PLANTER, GOOD SHOW. 193 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,788 NOW, EVERYONE, TAKE OUT YOUR DOLL, 194 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,995 AND PUT THE FIRST NEEDLE HERE. 195 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,333 - YOW! 196 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,247 - HOO, HOO, HOO. 197 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,673 - OWL MAIL? 198 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,830 - HOO, HOO, HOO. 199 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:53,997 - MR. PLANTER, 200 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:57,543 IT SEEMS YOU'RE WANTED IN THE DEAN'S OFFICE. 201 00:08:57,625 --> 00:09:00,205 - CRIMINY! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING-- 202 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:02,002 I'M GOING. I'M GOING. 203 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,543 - [LAUGHTER] 204 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,997 - AAH! 205 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,793 - [BARKING] 206 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,705 - I REGRET TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, MR. PLANTER, 207 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:19,332 BUT OUR SCHOOL CAN NO LONGER BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY, 208 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:20,577 AND FRANKLY, MY BOY, 209 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,247 I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED 210 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,173 IF YOU COULD PACK YOUR BAGS AND GO. 211 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,460 - GOSH. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 212 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,502 - OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. 213 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,003 WE WILL MISS YOU. 214 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,173 - GET A ROOM, SISSY. 215 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,080 HA HA HA! 216 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:37,747 - YOU. YOU--YOU-- YOU CAN'T BE REAL. 217 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,543 - OH, I'M REAL, ALL RIGHT. 218 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:41,955 [GLASS BREAKS] 219 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,292 CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS? 220 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,535 - OOH! WAS IT A PARALLEL UNIVERSE 221 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:49,165 FULL OF BABY NINJAS? 222 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,210 - NO, BILLY! 223 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:53,212 I FOUND THIS CHEESY COSTUME. 224 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,252 - CHEESY? AWW. 225 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,043 - THE SAME COSTUME THAT TOADBLATT'S BEEN USING 226 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,825 TO TERRIFY NIGEL. 227 00:09:58,917 --> 00:09:59,457 - BUT-- 228 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:00,462 - HOW DID I FIND OUT? 229 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,212 THAT NIGHT YOU CAME TO WEASLETHORPE, 230 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:03,752 YOU LEFT A FINE DUST ON THE WINDOWSILL 231 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,753 WHEN YOU MADE YOUR ESCAPE. 232 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,883 - YEAH? SO? 233 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,788 - THE KIND OF DUST THAT ONLY COMES FROM... 234 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,245 A CHEAP LATEX MASK. 235 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,923 PLUS I DISCOVERED HAIR AT THE CRIME SCENE. 236 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,210 CLOSER ANALYSIS REVEALED IT TO BE TO TOAD HAIR. 237 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,502 COOPERATING WITH LOCAL AUTHORITIES, 238 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:23,003 I COLLECTED FINGERPRINTS AND DNA FROM NIGEL'S BED. 239 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,633 THE FBI CRIME LAB IN QUANTICO, VIRGINIA, 240 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,168 CONFIRMED WITH 100% CERTAINTY 241 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,790 THAT DEAN TOADBLATT WAS THE CULPRIT. 242 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:32,955 - [COUGHS] 243 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,172 A LITTLE AIR. 244 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,750 - AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, 245 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,793 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS 246 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,205 AND YOUR STUPID DOG. 247 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,132 - ARF! - YEAH! 248 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:43,748 I DID IT! 249 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,673 IT WAS THE ONLY WAY 250 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,000 TO GET RID OF THAT ROTTEN NIGEL-- 251 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,503 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? 252 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,253 - HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH MY WAND. 253 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,793 DON'T YOU THINK SO, ANGEL FACE? 254 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,125 - AND I'M NOT BAD WITH A CLUB, GREASE BALL. 255 00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:57,918 - AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE LORD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME 256 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,630 TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE. 257 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,208 - [PANTING] 258 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,502 - LORD MOLDY--AAH! 259 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,003 - EH. SLICED IT. 260 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,078 - HECK, I KNEW ALL ALONG 261 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:16,917 THERE WAS NO REAL LORD MOLDYBUTT. 262 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,210 [WHISTLES] 263 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,832 - YOU THINK I'M NOT REAL? 264 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:27,577 SOON YOU'LL SEE THE TRUE POWER OF LORD MOLDYBUTT! 265 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,037 HA HA HA! 266 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,495 UH, A LITTLE HELP HERE. 267 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,290 - [SIGH] 268 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:56,792 - HI, HONEYS. I'M HOME. 269 00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,457 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING? 270 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:04,002 - KNOCKING HOLES IN THE WALL. 271 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:08,075 - YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE WATCHING STATIC? 272 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,287 - YEAH. 273 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,710 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 274 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:20,502 MY CLIENTS ARE MORE LIVELY THAN YOU TWO. 275 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,043 - TV BROKEN? 276 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,075 - THAT'S RIGHT. 277 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:26,077 - THERE WILL BE NO MORE TELEVISION... 278 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:29,247 AND NO MORE BANGING ON THE STUPID WALL. 279 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,753 - [SOBBING] 280 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,003 - WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 281 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,043 - UH... 282 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:36,995 EH... 283 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,543 WE'RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS. 284 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,205 IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW UNDER EARTH. 285 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,130 WE'RE HERE, KIDS. 286 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,502 [CLEARS THROAT] 287 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,923 - EH? - AAH! 288 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 - WHOA! 289 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:09,003 OH, UH, SO THESE TWO MUST BE PART OF THE FREAK SHOW. 290 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,793 - HA HA HA! 291 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,745 ACTUALLY... 292 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,458 ACTUALLY, YES. 293 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,382 THESE TWO ARE FREAKS, AND I AM THEIR MANAGER. 294 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,788 - BUT WE'RE NOT-- 295 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,035 - [GRUNTS] 296 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,415 THEY'RE JUST SENSITIVE ABOUT BEING CALLED FREAKS. 297 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,790 - ALL RIGHT. GET IN THERE. 298 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,128 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 299 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:41,328 CREEPS AND CREEPERS, GHOSTS AND GHOULS, 300 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:47,207 GET READY FOR THE CIRCUS OF FEAR! 301 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,002 - YAY! YAY! 302 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,673 - AND NOW PUT YOUR TENTACLES TOGETHER 303 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:58,170 FOR TONGUE-TWISTING TERROR AT 200 MILES PER HOUR-- 304 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,960 THE TONGUE TWINS! 305 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,037 AND THE GUY WHO MAKES THINGS HAPPEN 306 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:08,075 IN NO TIME FLAT-- 307 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,457 ROADKILL WILL! 308 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,172 - OH, YEAH! YEAH! 309 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,210 - AND NEXT, SHE'S ALL LEGS-- 310 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:18,792 LEGGY PEGGY! 311 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,825 - WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! 312 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,327 - BONEHEAD. 313 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:27,627 AND FINALLY, THE MOST DISTURBING THING YOU COULD SEE 314 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,578 IN THE UNDERWORLD, 315 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:34,127 A REAL LIVING HUMAN BOY! 316 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,128 - ♪ I GOT SOME STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN ♪ 317 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,998 - WHO DO THEY THINK THEY'RE FOOLING? 318 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:41,963 - AAH! 319 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,712 A HUMAN! 320 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,962 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE NIGHT, 321 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:51,172 NOW FOR THE EVENT THAT YOU ALL CAME OUT TO SEE... 322 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,670 - [YAWN] 323 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:58,920 - CLORTHO, BEASTMASTER OF THE SEVENTH REALM. 324 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,540 [GROWLING] 325 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,000 HAP HAP! HAP! 326 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,503 HAP HAP! HEP! 327 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,670 [BELCH] 328 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,170 - [CHEERING] 329 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,210 - [YAWN] 330 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,962 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS. 331 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:27,082 AND NOW, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE. 332 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:31,787 MY LITTLE PETS WILL CLIMB TO THE HEAVENS.... 333 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,668 HEP! HEP! 334 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:41,542 AND DIVE DOWN INTO THIS TINY GLASS OF WATER. 335 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,375 - OOH. 336 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,915 - DELICIOUS. 337 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,293 AHH. 338 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,003 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANKS MUCH. 339 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,833 YOU'RE A LOVELY AUDIENCE. 340 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:07,707 TRY THE VEAL. 341 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,502 I'LL BE HERE TILL TUESDAY. 342 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,383 - CAN WE GO HOME NOW? 343 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,128 - YAY! YEAH! YEAH! 344 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,458 WHOO HOO HOO! YEAH! YEAH! 345 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,082 YEE-HAH! 346 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:21,667 - REAL...LIVE HUMANS? 347 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,540 - WOW! THAT WAS SO COOL! 348 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,995 - HOW'S THE TAKE TODAY, JOE? 349 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:30,173 - UH...NOT SO GOOD, BOSS. 350 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,210 - DRA-HA-HA-HA-AT! 351 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,752 IF ONLY I HAD SOME REAL FREAKS. 352 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:36,883 WAIT A MINUTE. 353 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:40,708 MONSTERS WOULD PAY ANYTHING TO SEE REAL... 354 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,502 UH, UH, HUMAN CHILDREN. 355 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:46,785 WAIT UP! 356 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,325 GRIM, MY OLD FRIEND. 357 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,577 - DO I KNOW YOU? 358 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,377 - I SO HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY PERFORMANCE. 359 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,458 MY, WHAT LOVELY CHILDREN. 360 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,832 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FAMILY MAN. 361 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,667 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THEM? 362 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,630 - HMM. 363 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,668 [SMACK] 364 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,210 OUCH. 365 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,632 UH...SORRY, CLORTHO. 366 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,078 THE KIDS ARE NOT FOR SALE. 367 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,077 - AH...SURE. OK. 368 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,377 I UNDERSTAND. 369 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,827 SO... 370 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,877 YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL AWAY MY STARS, EH, GRIM? 371 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,078 WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT. 372 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,627 WE'LL SEE. 373 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,128 [LAUGHING] 374 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,918 - HOO HOO HOO! 375 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,920 ALREADY-CHEWED GUM. 376 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,130 [PANTING] 377 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,628 UNH! 378 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,250 - WELL, AT LEAST IT KEPT BILLY BUSY. 379 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,543 HEY. WHERE IS THAT DORK? 380 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,785 - [PANTING] 381 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,325 - [SIGH] 382 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,377 COME ON, DORK BAIT. 383 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,378 IF YOU'RE LATE FOR DINNER AGAIN, 384 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,918 YOUR MOM WILL GUT YOU LIKE A TROUT. 385 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:08,963 - OOPS. 386 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,502 - [GRUNTING] 387 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,037 - SURPRISE! 388 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,995 YOU'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT ADDITION TO MY LITTLE CIRCUS. 389 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:22,333 YOU KIDS ARE DISGUSTING, ALWAYS REEKING OF... 390 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:23,037 [SNIFFS] 391 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,075 POPCORN AND LOLLIPOPS. 392 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,917 - WHAT COULD BE TAKING THAT GIRL SO LONG? 393 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,960 I'M GOING TO MISS ME PROGRAMS. 394 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,422 OHH. 395 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,462 HEY, NOW. WHAT'S THIS? 396 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:40,172 BILLY'S SHOE? 397 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,250 OH, MY GOSH. 398 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,213 CLORTHO MUST HAVE CAPTURED THEM. 399 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,542 HA HA HA! 400 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,665 - IT'S TIME FOR YOU BRATS TO BEGIN YOUR TRAINING. 401 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,540 FIRST, YOU, BILLY. 402 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:54,955 HEP HEP! HEP HEP! 403 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,042 HEP! HEP HEP! 404 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,125 HEP! HEP! 405 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,458 HEP! HEP! 406 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,502 HEP! HEP! HEP! 407 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,543 HEP! HEPA! 408 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,495 - WOOF! 409 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,213 [PANTING] 410 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,253 - AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP. 411 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,883 HEP! 412 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,288 - BACK OFF. 413 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,075 - AAH! 414 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,627 THAT'LL BE ALL FOR TODAY. 415 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:23,127 - HONEYS! I'M HOME! 416 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,415 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 417 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,080 - KNOCKING HOLES IN THE TABLE. 418 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,077 - WHERE'S BILLY? 419 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,917 - I DON'T KNOW. 420 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,210 - LISTEN, MISTER. 421 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:39,212 IF BILLY ISN'T BACK BY DINNER, THERE WILL BE GRIM CONSEQUENCES. 422 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,132 - [SHRIEK] 423 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,995 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 424 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,043 WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF FEAR. 425 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:53,575 TONIGHT WE'RE PROUD TO PRESENT REAL LIVE HUMANS 426 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,577 BILLY AND MANDY! 427 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,247 - SO, I WAS RIGHT. 428 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,213 BUT MAYBE I SHOULD RESCUE THEM AFTER THE PERFORMANCE. 429 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:05,042 IT'S TIME THEY ENTERTAIN ME. 430 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:10,328 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GHOULS, 431 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:15,207 PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING REAL LIVE HUMANS 432 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,962 BILLY AND MANDY! 433 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,132 - [CHEERING] 434 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,038 - [GASPING] 435 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,213 - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 436 00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,672 [BRRAAPP] 437 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,580 - YAY, BILLY! 438 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,167 - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 439 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,082 - [BARKING] 440 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,170 [GROWLING] 441 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,127 - AAH! 442 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,708 - [SCREAMING] 443 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,793 - PLEASE CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. 444 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,205 DON'T PANIC. 445 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,962 EVERYTHING'S-- YOU LITTLE BRAT. 446 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,172 PUT THAT DOWN NOW! 447 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,540 - I DON'T THINK SO. 448 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,132 - CLORTHO WAS DR. FEAR ALL ALONG? 449 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,288 - NOT EXACTLY. 450 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,665 - EH! MY MOM'S DR. FEAR? 451 00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,292 - ERIS IS DR. FEAR'S MOM? 452 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:28,035 - NO, BILLY. DR. FEAR IS A COMMON EARTHWORM. 453 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,915 - JUST AS I SUSPECTED. 454 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,920 - I DON'T GET IT. 455 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,210 HOW THE HECK CAN HE BE AN EARTHWORM? 456 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,132 - BILLY, IF YOU PAID ATTENTION AT ALL, 457 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:39,498 IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT HE'D BEEN AN EARTHWORM ALL ALONG. 458 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:40,253 - BUT I-- 459 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,043 - SHE'S RIGHT, BILLY. 460 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:44,785 YOU'RE JUST DUMB. 461 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:54,918 - I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL. 462 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,880 HEP! HEP! 463 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,128 - [INHALES] 464 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,625 [BARKING] 465 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,213 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 466 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:22,002 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 467 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,575 - [MUFFLED BACKWARD VOICES] 30126

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