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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE FIRE,
SCARECROW?
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- [SNORING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[GROANS]
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HELLO?
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- HI, MANDY!
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
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BUT I JUST ATE
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18 1/2 CREAM-FILLED
ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES!
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AND, AND...
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WAIT A SECOND...
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[GOBBLING]
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19!
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19 CREAM-FILLED
ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES!
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[PANTING]
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- AND NOW YOU CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN,
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AND YOU WON'T STOP BUGGING ME
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UNTIL I READ YOU
A BEDTIME STORY...
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AGAIN!
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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- [GROWLING]
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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COME ON, GRIM!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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- 18 1/2 ATOMIC FRENZY CAKES.
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- 19.
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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YEAH!
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[HAWKS]
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- BILLY, I--
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- SHH!
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READ US A BEDTIME STORY.
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- YEAH, COME ON, MANDY.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL HEAR A STORY.
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- ONCE UPON A TIME...
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THE END!
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- NO!
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- NOT TO WORRY, BOYS.
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I'VE GOT SOME BEDTIME
STORIES OF MY OWN.
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- [GASPING]
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- HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.
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HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL.
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THE GREATEST FALL OF ALL.
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A REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY GREAT FALL.
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AND HE FELL AND FELL...
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AND FELL.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- ALL THE KING'S HORSES
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AND ALL THE KING'S MEN
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AND THE STARVING VILLAGERS...
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HAD EGGS FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER
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AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
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NOW, GO TO SLEEP.
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- HEY!
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STORIES ARE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS.
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- SO?
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- SO?
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[GASPS]
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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ONCE UPON A TIME,
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THERE WAS...
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A HAPPY VILLAGE IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
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CALLED...
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HAPPY NOWHERE VILLAGE.
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NOW, EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THERE
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EXCEPT AN OLD TREE WIZARD
NAMED CHUCK.
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OH, AND HIS PET
POMERANIAN NAMED...
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BENJAMIN.
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- [BARKING]
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- NOW, CHUCK WASN'T INVITED TO
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ANY HAPPY NOWHERE
VILLAGE PARTIES
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BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL AND MEAN.
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OH, AND, AND, AND SMELLY!
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AND, AND HE HAD
ORAL GUM DISEASE
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'CAUSE HE DIDN'T FLOSS.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, AND HE
WAS A 906-POUND GIANT!
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- [BARKING]
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- ONE DAY, CHUCK DECIDED
TO CAST AN EVIL SPELL
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ON THE HAPPY VILLAGERS.
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BUT THEY ALL LOOKED SO HAPPY
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THAT CHUCK CHANGED HIS MIND
AT THE LAST MINUTE...
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AND DECIDED TO MAKE THEM
ORIGAMI GIRAFFES INSTEAD--
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WHICH MADE THE VILLAGERS
EVEN HAPPIER.
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- [OOHING]
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- WHICH MADE CHUCK HAPPY.
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- [LAUGHING]
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- SO HAPPY THAT HE DECIDED
TO TURN THEIR MAN-MADE LAKE
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INTO SOLID GOLD!
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- [GIGGLING]
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- WHICH MADE THE HAPPY
VILLAGERS FILTHY RICH!
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SO, THEY BUILT BIGGER HOUSES...
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BOUGHT FANCY HOME
THEATER SYSTEMS
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FROM THE FUTURE,
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GOT THEIR TEETH FIXED,
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AND GOT BENJAMIN'S
VOCAL CORDS REMOVED.
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[NO AUDIO]
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NEVER WAS THERE
A HAPPIER VILLAGE
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OF BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS.
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AND THEY LIVED
HAPPILY EVERY AFTER.
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[SNIFFLES]
THE END.
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- GREAT, NOW GO TO BED.
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- HOLD ON, MANDY.
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I GOT A STORY, TOO.
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BEHOLD THE SUPERNATURAL
STORYBOOK OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"SUPERNATURAL"?
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- YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH.
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE
LIVED TWO HUNGRY CHILDREN
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NAMED HANSEL...
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- WHAT?!
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- AND GRETAL.
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- OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
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- NOW, I WARN YOU TWO,
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ONCE THE STORY HAS BEGUN,
IT MUST BE FINISHED.
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SO, STICK WITH THE STORY
AS I TELL IT OR ELSE.
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- WHATEVER, GRIM.
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IF THIS IS THE STORY OF
"HANSEL AND GRETAL,"
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THEN ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT
THE STUPID GINGERBREAD HOUSE.
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- GOOD!
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NOW, HANSEL AND GRETAL WERE
HUNGRY MOUNTAIN CHILDREN
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WHO WENT INTO
THE WOODS TO...TO...
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HEY, WHERE'S BILLY?!
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BILLY?!
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BILLY?!
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BILLY?!
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- [BAA]
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- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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I TOLD YOU TO STICK
WITH THE STORY
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OF "HANSEL AND GRETAL."
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- OH, YOU MEAN THE STORY
OF THE TWO STARVING KIDS
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WHO GO TO THE WOODS
TO FIND SOME FOOD
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AND GET FATTENED UP
BY A NICE OLD LADY
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IN A GINGERBREAD HOUSE,
BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT
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THAT THE NICE OLD LADY IS
REALLY A MEAN OLD WITCH
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WHO JUST WANTED TO
FATTEN UP THE KIDS
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SO SHE COULD EAT THEM?
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BUT...
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THE KIDS GIVE HER THE SLIP
AT THE LAST MINUTE
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AND GET AWAY AND LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
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- WELL, UH...
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YES.
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T
'CAUSE MY NEW FRIEND
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PINNOCHI-OCHI-OCHI-OCHI-
OCHI-OCHI-OCHI-OCHIO
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HAS ASKED ME FOR DINNER.
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- [LAUGHS]
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- WAIT, BILLY! NO!
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- HEE HEE HEE!
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- WELL, I BETTER GO GET HIM
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BEFORE HE GETS INTO TROUBLE.
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- OH, IT'S TOO LATE.
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I TOLD YOU THE STORY ONCE
BEGUN MUST BE FINISHED.
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- BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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GET A GRIP.
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- HEY, WHAT AM I GONNA EAT?
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- THIS IS WHERE I WAS BORN.
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IT'S A LOT OF FUN
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'CAUSE THERE ARE LOTS
OF TOYS AND CANDY.
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- HEY, IS IT TRUE WHAT
THEY SAY ABOUT YOUR NOSE
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GETS BIGGER WHEN YOU LIE?
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- NO.
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OH, HA HA HA.
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- TEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- [LAUGHING]
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- GEE, PINNO...NUCHICHICUQUNA,
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YOU SURE ARE FUNNY.
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- FUNNY?
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OH, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT
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BEING MADE OF WOOD.
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- WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
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- I SURE WISH I WAS A REAL BOY--
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LIKE YOU.
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- YA...
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YEAH.
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WELL...
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I GOTTA GO.
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- YEAH, AND THE ONLY WAY
I CAN BECOME A REAL BOY
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IS TO DEVOUR THE FLESH
OF A REAL BOY.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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CAN I PLEASE EAT YOUR FLESH?
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- [GASPS]
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OH, MANDY.
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I NEED YOU!
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- BILLY?
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HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE
LAUGHING BOY WITH A HUGE NOSE?
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- HELLO!
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I'M YOUR GRANDMA!
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- 'BOUT YEA HIGH.
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GOES BY THE NAME OF BILLY.
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- DON'T YOU WANT TO
COMPLIMENT MY PRETTY EYES?
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THERE AS BIG AS DINNER PLATES.
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- NO.
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LOOK, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM OR NOT?
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- WHAT ABOUT MY TEETH?
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PRETTY CRAZY CHOPPERS
FOR A GRANDMA, HUH?
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COME TOUCH 'EM!
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- DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A RED HOOD TO YOU?
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- UH...
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I'M COLOR BLIND.
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HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW
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YOUR OLD GRANDMA
WAS COLOR BLIND?!
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AFTER ALL THOSE
SWEET SUMMER EVENINGS
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WE SPENT BAKING COOKIES.
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[SOBBING]
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OH, I CHANGED YOU DIAPERS!
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[WAILING]
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- LOOK, IF I DON'T GET
A BATHROOM BREAK
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EVERY COUPLE OF HOURS,
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
GONNA BE SORRY.
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- HAVE EITHER OF YOU TWO
SEEN A LITTLE BOY
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NAMED BILLY AROUND HERE?
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- BILLY?
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BILLY.
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YEAH, HE WENT THAT WAY.
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- THANKS, LADY.
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- [YELLING]
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- YOU SEE, BILLY,
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I WARNED YOU TO STICK
WITH THE STORY.
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- YEAH, BILLY.
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HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON?
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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ALWAYS FOLLOW
THE RULES OR ELSE
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PINNUTNETNICHIO
WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.
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- GOOD ENOUGH.
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[CRASH]
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- HEY, UH...
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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- SHUT UP.
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LET'S GO, BILLY.
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- BYE, PINNOLICHILABADU!
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BEEN NICE KNOWING YA!
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- WHAT A DARLING LITTLE CHAIR!
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I HAVE JUST THE SPOT FOR YOU.
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- NO, NO!
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I'M NOT A CHAIR!
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I'M PINNOCHIO!
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NO!
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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[CRUNCH]
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- OH, FUDGE!
248
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,877
- AND THEY LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
249
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:44,078
LET'S GO HOME, BILLY. BILLY?
250
00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,877
- [SNORING]
251
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,290
- ALL RIGHT, GRIM,
TAKE US HOME.
252
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,245
GRIM?
253
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,043
- [SNORING]
254
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,040
- GRIM!
255
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,205
- [SNORING]
256
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:12,037
- SOMEDAY YOU WILL ALL PAY.
257
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,920
- [HOWLING]
258
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,330
- [GRUNTING]
259
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,672
- YOUR TIME HAS COME!
260
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,210
- NOT ON YOUR LIFE, CREEP!
261
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:39,542
- OW!
262
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,833
- [SCREAMING]
263
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,827
- [BEEPING AND GROWLING]
264
00:12:58,708 --> 00:12:59,458
- BILLY,
265
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,002
YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN YOUR EYES
266
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,043
IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT.
267
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,125
COME ON, WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
268
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,000
- [SCREAMING]
269
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,075
[TIRES SCREECHING]
270
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,167
- [SCREAMING]
271
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:25,130
- 5, 6, 7, 8...
272
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,498
9, 10!
273
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,213
[CHEERING]
274
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,672
IT'S A NEW SUN-STARE RECORD!
275
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,580
- AW, THAT'S NOTHING.
276
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,957
WANT TO SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
277
00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,502
8, 9...
278
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,753
22, 23...
279
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,133
1,405, 1,406...
280
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,628
1,407.
281
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,173
A KITTY!
282
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,170
COME HERE, LITTLE PUSS!
283
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,582
- RIB EYE, RIB EYE,
WALLA WALLA!
284
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,997
- [SCREAMING]
285
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,043
- [GROANING]
286
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,995
THAT HAS GOT TO BE
THE STINKIEST KITTY!
287
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,543
I NEED TO GO TO
THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM
288
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,875
AND WASH UP.
289
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,418
- [SCREAMING]
290
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,330
[TEETH CHOMPING]
291
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,037
- [GRUNTING]
292
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,455
MAN, THOSE BOYS CAN BITE!
293
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,790
BOY, MANDY,
294
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,455
YOU'VE BEEN PACKING
ON THE POUNDS LATELY.
295
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,042
[SCREAMING]
296
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,248
BOY, SOMETHING'S REALLY
WRONG WITH THIS PIZZA.
297
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,383
- OH, REALLY?
298
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,668
I THINK SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH YOUR EYES.
299
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,460
THAT'S THE VEAL SWEETBREADS.
300
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,710
- JUST A PIECE OF
BAD PIZZA, THAT'S ALL.
301
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,132
I CAN SEE JUST FINE.
302
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,498
- HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?
303
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,502
- UH, 6? 3! NO, 12.
304
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,173
WAIT A MINUTE,
305
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,460
I TAKE THAT BACK.
306
00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,882
74!
307
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,538
YOU NEED GLASSES.
308
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,125
- NO WAY!
309
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,038
GLASSES ARE FOR NERDS,
310
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,705
AND I AM NOT A NERD!
311
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,832
- HEY, BILLY,
312
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,917
WANT TO GO PLAY
DUNGEONS AND DINOBINOIDS?
313
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:11,710
- YEAH!
314
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,962
I'LL GO GET MY 10-SIDED DICE!
315
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:18,922
- IT'S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION.
316
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,253
- NO!
317
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,963
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
318
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:25,792
DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
319
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,745
I BEG YOU!
320
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:28,423
NO!
321
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,790
HE'LL STEAL MY SOUL!
322
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:34,125
- WELL, IF HE DON'T,
I GET SECOND DIBS.
323
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,128
- WHICH LOOKS BETTER,
324
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,498
NUMBER ONE OR NUMBER TWO?
325
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:39,883
NUMBER ONE OR--
326
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,078
- DR. CORNEA,
327
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,577
COULD WE PLEASE STOP SAYING
"NUMBER ONE" AND "NUMBER TWO"?
328
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,077
I MAKES ME GOTTA PEE!
329
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:46,997
- SURE THING, BILLY.
330
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,923
I'M GOING TO RECOMMEND
THAT YOU WEAR
331
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,040
CONTACT LENSES.
332
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,035
ONCE YOU GET USED TO THEM,
333
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,955
INSERTING CONTACT LENSES
CAN BE AN ENJOYABLE PART
334
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,212
OF YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.
335
00:15:57,042 --> 00:16:00,922
SIMPLY PLACE YOUR FINGERS
AROUND THE EYE SOCKET
336
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,040
AND HOLD IT OPEN...
337
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,625
WHILE YOU GENTLY AFFIX
YOUR CONTACT LENS
338
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,998
TO THE SURFACE OF YOUR EYE.
339
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,083
OW. AAAH!
340
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,077
SWEET GEORGIA BROWN,
THAT STINGS!
341
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,997
OOH, THE PAIN!
342
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,833
THE PAIN OF IT ALL!
343
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,418
PIECE OF CAKE.
344
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,130
- [TEETH CHATTERING]
345
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,498
- WELL, THEN...
346
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,633
I GUESS MY ONLY
OTHER ALTERNATIVE
347
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,458
WOULD BE CORRECTIVE
LASER SURGERY.
348
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,502
- THAT'S SOUNDS FUN.
349
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,633
WHAT'S THAT?
350
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,038
IT'S WHERE WE TAKE THIS
LITTLE LASER BEAM,
351
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:37,535
AND WE ZAP YOUR EYES
TILL YOU CAN SEE BETTER.
352
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,963
- THIS CALLS FOR
DRASTIC MEASURES.
353
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,128
- [LAUGHING]
354
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,168
- YOU'RE GETTING THAT SURGERY.
355
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,130
- [SCREAMS]
356
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,212
- OH, NO! I'M GONNA DIE!
357
00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,002
I'M GONNA DIE!
358
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,380
[SCREAMS GIBBERISH]
359
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,422
- THERE.
360
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,040
NOW, WAS THAT SO BAD?
361
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,003
- I CAN SEE.
362
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,633
I CAN SEE!
363
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,535
EVERYTHING IS SO
CLEAR AND VIVID
364
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,745
AND MAGNIFICENT--
365
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,673
EVEN IRWIN!
366
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,420
HEY, IRWIN!
367
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,540
[GASPS]
368
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,785
- [WHISTLING]
369
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,125
- NO!
370
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,128
- WHAT ARE YOU
SCREAMING ABOUT, BILLY?
371
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,708
- IRWIN, YOU--
372
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:46,922
I MEAN, YOU--
373
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,830
ARE YOU OK?
374
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,497
- OF COURSE I'M--
375
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,833
WHOA! AGH!
376
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,747
[GROANING]
377
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,543
- [SIREN BLARES]
378
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,455
- I'M SURE GLAD THAT WASN'T ME.
379
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,922
- YOU KNOW, PUD'N,
380
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,830
SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD HAPPENED
381
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,957
JUST BEFORE IRWIN--
382
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,382
- [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
383
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,878
- [SCREAMS]
384
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,708
- WELL, SEE YA AROUND, WEIRDO.
385
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,582
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO.
386
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,377
- PUD'N'S PARENTS
HAVE INFORMED ME
387
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,458
THAT DUE TO BEING TRAMPLED
BY ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO,
388
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,792
HE WON'T BE BACK TO
SCHOOL FOR SOME TIME.
389
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,575
HOWEVER, THIS IS
A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY
390
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,077
TO PRACTICE MAKING
GET-WELL CARDS.
391
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:29,127
YOU'LL FIND GLUE, SCISSORS,
AND PAPER ON YOUR DESKS.
392
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,168
- HEY, YOU GONNA
SHARE THAT PASTE,
393
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,540
OR JUST EAT IT ALL AGAIN?
394
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,075
- [SCREAMS]
395
00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,457
- WEIRDO.
396
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:45,132
- [GROANING]
397
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,668
[STRAINING]
398
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:49,582
- BILLY...
399
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,457
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
400
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,882
- GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
401
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,038
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
402
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,125
- BILLY!
403
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,538
WHAT'S GOING ON?
404
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:58,455
- OH, GRIM,
405
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,042
YOU GOTS TO LISTEN!
406
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,075
IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING THINGS--
407
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,707
BAD THINGS, MAN,
HAPPENING TO PEOPLES.
408
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,712
AND MANDY'S HEAD--IT WAS
ON A TABLE LIKE A DOILY.
409
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,082
AN ELEPHANT STEPPED ON PUD'N.
410
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,457
- HMM.
411
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,422
IT IS POSSIBLE MY MAGIC SURGERY
412
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,920
IS CAUSING YOU TO BE ABLE
TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE.
413
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,170
FOR A SHORT WHILE, ANYWAY.
414
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,210
- GRIM, WHAT IS GOING ON?
415
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,668
- [SCREAMS]
416
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,170
[SOBBING]
417
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,670
OH, MANDY!
418
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,540
I WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE YOU!
419
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,285
- HUH?
420
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,415
OH, THIS.
421
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,000
I GOT CAST AS A TABLE
IN THE SCHOOL PLAY.
422
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,503
IF YOU LAUGH, I'LL KILL YOU.
423
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,923
- YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
424
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,080
- THE REAL QUESTION IS:
ARE YOU?
425
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,207
EVER SINCE GRIM
ZAPPED YOUR EYES,
426
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,792
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE AN IDIOT.
427
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,995
WELL, MORE OF AN IDIOT.
428
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,463
GRIM, FIX HIM.
429
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,462
- WELL, I--
430
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,502
- ARE YOU CRAZY, MANDY?
431
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,423
I'M NOT LETTING HIM
ZAP ME AGAIN.
432
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,540
SOMETHING WORSE MIGHT HAPPEN.
433
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,875
- COME BACK HERE!
434
00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:58,538
- [GRUNTS]
435
00:19:58,625 --> 00:19:59,535
- QUICK, GRIM,
436
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,915
ZAP HIS EYES BACK
THE WAY THEY WERE.
437
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,750
- HOLD HIM STEADY THERE, MANDY.
438
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,213
- LET GO OF ME, MANDY.
439
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:05,502
LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!
440
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,133
- KIDS! KIDS!
441
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:07,828
STOP FIGHTING!
442
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,827
I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT!
443
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,713
OH, WELL...
444
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,128
DO YOU THINK IT WORKED?
445
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,918
- ZAP HIM AGAIN
JUST TO MAKE SURE.
446
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
- [SCREAMING]
447
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,463
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
448
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,920
- [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
449
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,040
- HMM!
450
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,705
- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A THING YOU'RE SAYING!
451
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:40,998
MANDY?
452
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,043
GRIM?
453
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,205
- I FINALLY THINK HE'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
454
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,882
- [GIGGLES]
455
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,628
- [SNARLS]
456
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,958
OH, SO YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME?!
457
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,832
GIVE ME THAT!
458
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,127
YOU'RE TRYING
TO MESS WITH ME,
459
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,078
AREN'T YOU, GRIM?
460
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,207
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET YA!
461
00:20:56,292 --> 00:21:00,082
YOU HEAR? I'M NOT GONNA LET YA!
462
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,207
- I ASSURE YOU
463
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,042
YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE
COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED.
464
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,125
MANDY AND I ARE ONLY
HERE TO HELP YOU.
465
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,828
- [YELLING GIBBERISH]
466
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,667
STAY AWAY FROM MY EYES!
467
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,500
- BILLY!
468
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,963
THIS IS MADNESS!
469
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,502
- [SCREAMING]
470
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:20,633
HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN
MEDICINE, YOU CREEP!
471
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,170
AAH!
472
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,790
- [PANTING]
473
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,745
- I VOTE WE
GO OUT FOR SMOOTHIES.
474
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,463
- AGREED.
475
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,540
- [YELLING GIBBERISH]
476
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,575
- I JUST WANTED
MY 10-SIDED DICE BACK.
477
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,207
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
478
00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,882
- THIS MADNESS HAS GOT TO STOP!
479
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,417
- [STRUGGLING]
480
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:02,632
- NOW HOLD STILL!
481
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,078
- HEY! LET GO OF ME, YOU CREEP!
482
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,917
[SCREAMING]
483
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,420
- THAT SHOULD DO IT.
484
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,003
OOPS!
485
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,673
- EW.
486
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,035
- WHAT?
487
00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,922
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
488
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,460
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
489
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:46,083
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