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- [LAUGHTER]

- IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SUCCEED.

OTHERS MUST FAIL.

- WANNA SEE ME MAKE A CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL?

TA DA!

- UHH!

ONE ORDER OF FRIES FOR THE HALF-WIT.

- FRENCH FRIES! YUM!

NEEDS SALT.

WHOOPS! HEE HEE!

GREASY FINGERS!

HEE HEE!

- YOU'D BETTER BE THROWING SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER NOW

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, MON.

- WHY SHOULD I?

- SPILLING SALT BRINGS BAD LUCK.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE YOUR LUCK,

IS TO QUICKLY TAKE A PINCH OF SALT

AND THROW IT OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER.

- HOLY CRUD!

[LAUGHS]

SALT!

- [PEOPLE SNEEZING]

- AND STAY OUT!

- SHEESH! WHO CLAMMED IN HIS CHOWDER?

WHAT DID I DO?

- YOU DIDN'T THROW SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE I TOLD YOU,

SO YOU HAD BAD LUCK.

- WOW! SCIENCE IS GREAT!

- I'M TELLING YOU, BILLY,

YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE STEPS

TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM BAD LUCK.

IS THERE REALLY ANYTHING TO THIS LUCK THING, GRIM?

- WELL, OF COURSE, MANDY.

HOW CAN YOU DOUBT THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF SUPERSTITION?

BUT MOSTLY, I JUST WANT TO MESS WITH BILLY'S HEAD.

CHECK THIS OUT. HEY, BILLY!

OH, BILLY!

DON'T STEP ON A CRACK,

OR YOU'LL BREAK YOUR MAMA'S BACK.

- [GASPS] MAMA!

DOES THAT MEAN ANY CRACK, GRIM?

- THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY.

- [HOWLS]

- BLACK CAT! AAH!

WHEW.

[GASPS]

- W-WHOA! LOOK OUT BELOW!

- [SCREAMS]

- YOU BUSTED A MIRROR, THAT'S WHAT!

- YEAH, THAT'S 7 YEARS BAD LUCK, PIPSQUEAK.

- [SCREAMING]

- NO!

NOOO!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BILLY?

- LOOKING FOR 4-LEAF CLOVERS.

I FIGURE I GOT ABOUT 4,000 YEARS OF BAD LUCK COMING,

SO I NEED ALL THE LUCKY CHARMS I CAN FIND.

CHECK IT OUT.

I GOT GARLIC BULBS, RABBITS' FEET,

HORSESHOES, MY MOM'S LUCKY PUMPS,

AND DAD'S LUCKY BOXERS.

- WON'T YOUR MOM MISS HER SHOES?

- NAH, SHE WON'T BE WALKING FOR A WHILE.

SHE HURT HER BACK. WHOA!

WHOA!

HEY, LOOK!

A 4-LEAF CLOVER!

THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!

[GRUNTING]

I GOT IT!

HUH? IT'S A PRAIRIE DOG.

A WHOLE LOT OF PRAIRIE DOGS!

- BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THEM, BILLY.

PRAIRIE DOGS TAKE DOWN MORE PEOPLE EACH YEAR THAN GREAT WHITE SHARKS.

- N-NICE DOGGIES.

- [PRAIRIE DOGS CHOMPING]

- [MEOWS]

- AAH!

- I'M PASSING OUT YOUR REPORT CARDS, CLASS.

BE SURE TO SHOW THIS TO YOUR PARENTS.

THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE.

- I GOT 3 "FINES" AND TWO "DANDIES".

SWEET! [GASPS]

- AND SHE FORGOT TO CARRY THE 2. HA!

OH, BILLY, THERE'S FUZZ ON YOUR SHIRT.

- THANKS, JUDY.

I JUST GOTTA CHANGE MY LUCK BEFORE SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS.

- [LAUGHTER]

- LOOKS LIKE MY RUN OF BAD LUCK IS OVER!

I'M 60 POINTS FROM THE ALL-TIME HIGH SCORE!

MANDY, FETCH THE CAMERA.

I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT.

- BUT YOU JUST TOOK OUT 3 CARS AND A TRAFFIC COP.

- DUH. 20 POINTS TO GO!

DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

THIS DAY IS FINALLY OVER.

WOO-HOO!

[SNORING]

[YAWNS]

THIS COULD BE MY LUCKY DAY!

- [HOWLS]

- MILKSHAKES, NO!

- BILLY SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF BAD LUCK LATELY.

- MAYBE HE CAUGHT SOMETHING.

- HMM...

[THUNDER]

- UHH! THAT'S TWICE.

WHAT'S THE CHANCES?

[BEEPING]

- JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

HIS BRAIN IS CAUGHT IN A BAD JUJU VORTEX,

AND HIS GOOD LUCK MATRIX IS IN THE RED.

THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

CATASTROPHE SNAIL!

- CATASTROPHE SNAIL?

- RIGHT IN YOUR NOODLE.

- BUT HOW DID IT GET THERE?

- IT MUST HAVE BEEN IN THAT RESTAURANT

WHEN BILLY SPILLED THE SALT.

I TOLD HIM TO THROW SALT OVER HIS SHOULDER TO PREVENT BAD LUCK.

BUT BILLY PANICKED.

HE REACHED FOR THE SALT, BUT HE GRABBED THE PEPPER.

THAT'S WHEN THE SNAIL MUST HAVE APPEARED ON BILLY'S SHOULDER.

SALT WOULD'VE FIZZLED THAT SLIME BALL,

BUT BILLY THREW PEPPER.

- AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!

- BY THIS TIME, THE WHOLE PLACE IS SNEEZING,

SO THAT SNAIL SLIPPED RIGHT INTO BILLY'S EAR

WITH NOBODY NOTICING A THING.

ONCE A CATASTROPHE SNAIL GETS IN YOUR HEAD,

HE PLUGS HIS SHELL RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN.

AND ONCE HE'S PLUGGED IN, MON,

HE'LL BE REPROGRAMMING YOUR MIND

TO HAVE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK ONLY.

DIG IT?

- I LOVE MY JOB.

- YEAH, MON.

IF WE DON'T PUT IT OUT SOON,

I THINK IT'S FATAL.

- HE'S MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

AAH!

- IT'S OVER, SNAIL BAIT.

- NOW WHAT?

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

- YOU'RE INFECTED WITH SNAIL, BILLY,

AND WE'RE GONNA PULL IT OUT.

- LIKE HECK YOU ARE.

- HOLD STILL, BILLY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.

- [HISSING]

- W-WHOOPS. I MUST HAVE HIT THE WRONG KEY.

- HE'S GETTING AWAY.

- WHOA! LUCKY CATCH!

MY LUCK MUST BE CHANGING!

- HA HA! RIGHT. FROM BAD TO WORSE. HA HA HA!

- B-B-BEES!

- [LAUGHING]

- IT'S BILLY, THE BOY BEEHIVE.

[LAUGHING]

I LOVE IT!

- GRIM, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP BILLY.

- TELL 'EM TO BUZZ OFF, BILLY.

THEY'LL LISTEN. HA HA HA!

I'D LOVE TO HELP,

BUT IT'S NONE OF MY BEESWAX. HA HA HA!

- GRIM.

- YOU MEAN NOW?

HANG ON, BILLY.

- WOW! THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

HEY, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED. THAT'S LUCKY, RIGHT?

- LUCKY? WHO'S MESSING WITH MY MOJO?

WELL, LUCK HAS A FUNNY WAY OF CHANGING, CUPCAKE.

- [BARKING, SNARLING]

- NICE DOGGIES.

- IT WOULD BE LUCKY IF WE CAUGHT HIM.

THAT'S WHY THAT SNAIL WON'T LET US DO IT.

- SO WHAT IF WE MAKE IT UNLUCKY FOR US TO CATCH HIM.

- IF WE CATCH YOU, BILLY,

WE'RE GONNA PINCH YOU TILL YOU CRY.

- [HISSING]

- I THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

- YOU'LL OWE ME YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS.

- I'LL THROW IN A WET WILLIE.

- A WET WILLIE? EW!

- A WET WILLIE!

NOW, THAT WOULD BE UNLUCKY.

- I THINK IT WORKED. HERE HE COMES. GRAB HIM!

- QUIT IT! STOP PINCHING! OOH, YEAH! HEY!

- THAT SHOULD HOLD HIM.

- GO AHEAD, TORTURE ME, TAKE MY ALLOWANCE.

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO SING.

- ADMINISTER THE WET WILLIE.

- RIGHT.

- ♪ JELLY BEANER

♪ JELLY BEANER

♪ JELLY BEANER, LA LA

AAH! UH!

[SCREAMS]

- WET WILLIE! ROTTEN LUCK!

HA HA HA! OH!

- THERE'S OUR SNAIL,

THE SOURCE OF BILLY'S BAD LUCK.

- [SCREAMS]

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT MY LUCKY DAY.

[LAUGHING]

- ESCARGOT.

MMM. C'EST MAGNIFIQUE.

- I'M FREE!

OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

- YOU OWE ME 20 YEARS OF ALLOWANCE, YOU TOAD.

- WHO CARES? I'M CURED!

OOH, LET'S CELEBRATE WITH ICE CREAM.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.

I'M GETTING A CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL

WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND SPRINKLES

AND KETCHUP AND...

UH! OOH...

OH, NO. I GOTS THE BAD LUCK AGAIN!

WAAH!

- HA HA HA!

NO, NO, CHILD.

THAT'S NOT BAD LUCK.

YOU'RE JUST STUPID.

[LAUGHING]

[GLASS BREAKS, WOMEN SCREAM]

- [SNORING]

- [LAUGHING]

- BILLY, GET GRIM. WE'RE LEAVING.

- AW, BUT WE JUST GOT HERE.

- I DON'T TAN, BILLY.

I BURN.

THE BEACH IS COVERED IN JELLYFISH

AND DISCARDED BANDAGES.

THERE'S SAND IN MY EARS...

AND THIS STUPID PUPPY WON'T LET GO OF MY SWIMSUIT.

YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO FIND GRIM, STUPID.

- AAH!

GRIM! GRIM!

- BILLY, HURRY UP.

- AHA!

COME ON, LAZY BONES.

TIME TO GO.

[GRUNTS]

GRIM, WHERE'S THE REST OF YOU?

UH-OH.

- BILLY, WE ARE LEAVING.

- OK. I'M COMING. I'M COMING!

- [SNORING]

[BEEPING]

- COME ON, TIF.

I BET WE'LL FIND PIRATE GOLD WITH THIS THING.

- OR SOME MORE DIAMONDS FOR MY COLLECTION.

- OOH! OOH! I THINK WE FOUND SOMETHING.

OH!

- WHOA! - WHOA!

[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]

- WHAT IS IT, SUGAR LUMPKINS?

- WE FOUND A NEW FRIEND!

CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEASE! PLEASE!

- BIT OF A SKINNY CHAP, ISN'T HE?

- MM. AND I HAVE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO DOES HIS LIPO.

- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME REST AND FATTENING UP.

CARE TO JOIN US AT THE VILLA?

- YAY! - YAY!

- [SNORING]

[YAWNS]

AH, NOTHING LIKE A NICE SNOOZE IN THE SUN.

AAH!

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH MY BODY!

- OH, I LOST IT FOREVER,

SO I STUCK YOUR HEAD ON MANDY'S BABY WETSY DOLL.

THAT'S USING THE OLD NOGGIN, RIGHT?

- OH! HOW DID I EVER END UP WITH YOU TWO BUFFOONS?

HOW I DESPISE MY WRETCHED, DESPICABLE, ROTTEN LIFE!

- QUIT YOUR GRIPING, GRIM.

IF YOU'D JUST SHUT UP, WE'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR STUPID BODY.

- [CRYING]

WILL YOU CHANGE MY DIAPER FIRST?

- YAY!

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME!

- [CHOMPING]

[BURPS]

- MM. WHAT A MAN.

- ISN'T THAT MRS. RICH?

- YES, BUT WHO IS HER NEW FRIEND?

- MUST BE ONE OF THE NEW MALE MODELS.

WOO-HOO! HEY, TWIGGY!

- BUT I WAS SURE MY BODY WAS RIGHT HERE.

OH! WHAT COULD BE HAPPENING TO IT?

WITHOUT MY BODY, I'M POWERLESS.

NOTHING MORE THAN A TALKING KICKBALL.

- HMM... - HMM...

- OK, GUYS, I FOUND THE BALL.

- WHAT!

NO, NO, I AM NOT YOUR BOWLING BALL,

YOU STUPID--AAH!

- STEE-RIKE, HERE WE COME!

- GRIM!

COME HERE, YOU MINDLESS IDIOT.

- HERE, BODY, BODY, BODY!

- [PANTING] KIDS!

WAIT UP!

- THERE. SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE, GRIM.

COME ON. STOP DRAGGING YOUR FEET.

- OH, THIS SAD COWBOY TUNE

REALLY SPEAKS TO ME ACHY-BREAKY HEART.

- HEY, JOE, YOU OUGHT TO CLEAN UP THEM SPITTOONS.

THEY'S LOOKING A LITTLE MOLDY.

- OH, IF I HAD ME HANDS, YOU'D BE SORRY.

IF I'M SUFFERING THIS MUCH,

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TORMENT ME BODY MUST BE ENDURING.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- GENTLEMEN, AFTER AN EXHAUSTIVE ANALYSIS

OF THE SAND AND CALCIUM DEPOSITS WE FOUND AT THE BEACH,

I REGRET TO SAY OUR EVIDENCE IS...

INCONCLUSIVE.

- WELL, I DID FIND SOMETHING ELSE AT THE BEACH.

- YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME PUNK?

- VOILA!

IT'S SOME KIND OF A WEIRD EGG.

MAYBE A DINOSAUR EGG OR A MARTIAN EGG OR--

OOH! OH! OH, NO! I GOT IT!

IT'S GRIM'S EGG!

HIS SKELETON IS LAYING EGGS,

AND HE'S GONNA BE A DADDY.

- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

- GIMME THAT.

THIS IS A POLO BALL, DOOFUS.

AND IT'S MONOGRAMMED WITH THE INITIALS

OF ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS FAMILIES IN ENDSVILLE.

HMM....

- [LAUGHTER, CHATTERING]

- DRIVER, STOP.

- BODY, THERE YOU ARE!

OH, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!

BUT...WHY?

WHAT'S THIS?

BUT WAS LIFE REALLY SO BAD BEFORE?

- GOSH, WE'RE SORRY, GRIM.

- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. LET'S GO.

- ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE OUR NEW-FOUND FAMILY FRIEND,

MR. BONY PARTS.

- CHARMED I'M SURE.

YOUR NAME REMINDS ME OF A RIB-TICKLING JOKE I HEARD JUST THE OTHER DAY.

HA HA! JUST RIBBING YOU.

- [MURMURING]

- OH, MY GOSH!

IT'S A PREHISTORIC BANKER!

- EVERYONE, PANIC!

- [GRUMBLES]

- [SCREAMING]

- GRIM, YOU AND YOUR BODY ARE BACK TOGETHER!

- WHY, SO I AM!

YIPPEE! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

ALTHOUGH I SEEM TO HAVE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT.

OH, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP, LITTLE ONES.

OH, I WANT TO HUG EVERYBODY,

AND I MEAN EVERY--

- [SCREAMING]

- SEE? JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, MANDY.

GRIM'S GONNA HAVE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF LITTLE BONY BABIES!

- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

- [PANTING]

[WHISTLES]

- [BARKING]

- OH, DON'T WORRY, GRIM.

I KNOW CROCHET.

I'LL KNIT BOOTIES FOR ALL YOUR BABIES.

DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY. I BROUGHT A SPARE.

OH, THERE WE GO!

YEAH, LET IT ALL OUT.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD BABY.

OOH, SOMEBODY MADE A STINKY!

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