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- [LAUGHING]
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♪♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- IT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
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- WELL, HAVING A SON
IS FINALLY PAYING OFF.
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TO BILLY AND IRWIN!
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- HEY, GUYS!
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- WOW.
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I HATE TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT MANDY IS A GIRL.
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- YEAH!
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AND THIS IS
A FATHER-SON PICNIC.
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- OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE BOYS.
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SEE?
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HA HA!
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BOYS!
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OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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I HAVE NO SON!
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[SOBBING]
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- [SNIFFING]
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SMELLS READY.
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COMMANDER BILLY REPORTING
FOR PRE-LAUNCH CHECKLIST, SIR!
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E. COLI?
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CHECK!
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CAT HAIR?
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- MEOW.
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- CHECK!
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AND SPECIAL SAUCE?
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CHECK!
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PREPARE FOR LAUNCH,
PRIVATE IRWIN!
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- AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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COMMENCING COUNTDOWN!
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5...4...
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- UH, 3...
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- 2...
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- 1!
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FIRE!
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- BILLY,
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I THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR BRAIN.
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- WHAT'S WRONG, MANDY?
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NOT AFRAID OF
A LITTLE DIRT, ARE YOU?
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AAH!
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- UH...
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- DO YOU MIND!
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- [SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- FINALLY...
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AFTER 7 HOURS OF CLEANING
UP AFTER THEM BRATS,
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EVERYTHING IS SPOTLESS.
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HUH?
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[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
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WHA!
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[SOBBING]
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- OH, OH, OH!
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I HATE BUGS!
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OH, MY GOSH!
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WHAT IF I TURN INTO
A BUG RIGHT NOW!
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- LET'S DO A BUG TEST.
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TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT
CRAWLS INTO YOUR LITTLE BRAIN.
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LADY?
- BUG.
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- JUNE?
- BUG!
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- YO, SUCKA, DON'T BE...
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- BUGGIN'!
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- YEP, YOU'RE TURNING
INTO A BUG.
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- B-B-B-BUG!
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OH.
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THICK, BROWN WATER.
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OH!
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THE BURN MEANS IT'S WORKING.
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I'M NOT GONNA TURN
INTO A GIANT BUG
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LIKE THAT FREAK JEFF!
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- [KIDS CHATTERING]
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- WOW.
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WHO KNEW FATHERS AND SONS
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COULD BE SO HAPPY?
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[SIGHS]
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IF ONLY I HAD A CHANCE
TO SHOW MY DAD
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WHAT A GREAT SON
I TURNED OUT TO BE.
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BUT ALL I HAVE TO
REMEMBER HIM BY ARE THESE...
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BABY PICTURES!
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OH, DADDY.
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- UCH!
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I AM SO UNCLEAN!
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- DAD?
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- TAKE THAT,
YOU DIRTY OLD BUGS!
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YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT!
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- KISS HIS BUTT!
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THAT'S ALL HE WANTS?
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A KISS ON THE BUTT?
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HECK, I'LL KISS BOTH CHEEKS.
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- [WHISTLING]
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- [HEAVY BREATHING]
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- [SHUDDERING]
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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STUPID SQUIRREL!
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I WASN'T AFRAID.
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[WHISTLING]
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- HEY, DAD!
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- HUH?
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- I MADE YOU A CARD.
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- [SCREAMS]
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- ARE YOU OK?
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD.
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IT'S ME, YOUR SON, JEFF!
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HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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- [WHIMPERING]
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- HEY, DAD, ARE YOU
GONNA EAT THAT?
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- [SHUDDERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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- NO, DAD! WAIT!
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YOU CAN HAVE THE BUG.
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OH, WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
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- YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE.
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- MANDY, I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN BE TOO NICE.
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I MEAN, MAYBE TOO FORGIVING,
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BUT TOO NICE?
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OOPS.
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YOU DROPPED YOUR CANOPY.
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- SEE?
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TOO NICE.
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LOOK, NICE GETS THEIR ATTENTION,
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BUT MEAN PUTS THE HOOK IN THEM.
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JUST LOOK AT IRWIN.
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- HI, MINDY.
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WHAT A LICK OF MY--
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- OOPS!
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LATER, LOSER.
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- I LOVE YOU!
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- WOW!
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THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?
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MANDY, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME
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TO STOP BEING SO NICE
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AND START BEING MEAN,
CRUEL, AND EVIL...
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MORE LIKE YOU.
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- I'LL DO IT FOR 100 BUCKS.
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- 100 BUCKS?
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WELL, FOR YOU...
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200!
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- MEET ME AT BILLY'S
HOUSE AT 6 P.M.
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AND BRING A BAD ATTITUDE.
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- TAKE THIS,
YOU GIANT SPIDER FREAK!
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- YEAH! TAKE THAT,
YOU SPIDER FREAK!
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- OH, THIS GAME CHEATS SO BAD!
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- THAT'S RIGHT, GRIM.
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
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- WHAT'S THAT, BONES?
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YOU OVER THERE CRYING?
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CRY ABOUT THIS!
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NOW SHUT UP, SISSY!
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- HA! YOU TELL 'EM, SARGE!
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- HEY, JEFF.
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- PSST, MANDY,
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I'M OVER HERE!
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- OH.
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YOU'RE DEFINITELY BILLY'S SON.
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- OK, MANDY,
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TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL WITH DAD.
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AND TO SHOW HIM I MEAN BUSINESS
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I'M MADE HIM SOME
PONY TEAR TRUFFLES.
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- HEY, MANDY,
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT
THE CRAZY HIGH SCORE!
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- YOU?
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- YEP. ME.
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[SCREAMS]
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IT'S THAT FREAKY GIANT SPIDER,
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AND HE'S MADE
PONY TEAR TRUFFLES!
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NO WHITE CHOCOLATE.
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RUN!
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- ATTACK.
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- GRR!
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DAD! DAD!
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- THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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- DAD...
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I KNOW THAT MAYBE
I DIDN'T TURN OUT
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THE WAY YOU PLANNED,
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BUT, GOSH DARN IT,
I'M YOUR SON.
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AND I CORDIALLY
REQUEST SOME LOVE.
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HOW AM I DOING?
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- MEANER.
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- RIGHT! STRIKE
THE CORDIAL PART.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- DAD?
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- GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK!
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[STRAINING]
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- [GROANING]
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- [GRUNTING]
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- IT'S WORKING, MANDY!
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OH! HE'S SHOWERING
ME WITH GIFTS.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- OH, MANDY!
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I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH
OF DADDY'S LOVE
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SURGING THROUGH MY
SHATTERED LIMBS.
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- THIS IS GOING TO BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
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TIME FOR PLAN B.
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OK, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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- LOUD AND CLEAR, MANDY.
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- OK.
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GET BILLY TO COME TO THE WINDOW
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AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.
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- JEEZ, MANDY,
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I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEING
AWFULLY SNEAKY.
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- NOW, GO.
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- ALL RIGHT!
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- AND NOW ALL YOU NEED
IS A NOSE, LINTY.
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OOH! I GOT A SQUISHY NOSE!
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- HMM.
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HOW DO I GET HIS ATTENTION?
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- THROW A PEBBLE AT HIS WINDOW.
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- RIGHT, A PEBBLE.
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- OH, MY EYE!
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- OH, SORRY!
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[SCREAMS]
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- MANDY, I THINK
HE'S COMING DOWN!
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NO, HE'S...
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HE JUST GIVING ME
MORE FURNITURE.
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- I HATE YOU!
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- THANKS FOR THE FURNITURE, DAD!
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- JEFF, GET ANGRY.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
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- PUT THE HOOK IN HIM.
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- RIGHT.
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- NOW REPEAT WHAT I SAY EXACTLY.
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HEY, STUPID.
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- HEY, UH, STUPID!
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DON'T MAKE ME EAT MY PARENTS
LIKE OTHER BUGS DO!
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EW!
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OH, SORRY, DAD!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST
GO GET SOME YOGURT?
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I'LL BUY!
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
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SORRY.
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- STOP APOLOGIZING.
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BE MEAN!
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- I CAN'T.
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I HAVE AN ABNORMALLY
SMALL MEAN GLAND.
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[WHINING]
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- THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP.
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- NO! NO!
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I'LL LISTEN. PLEASE, MANDY!
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- ALL RIGHT, MANDY.
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I'M HERE TO DO YOUR CHORES.
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- HEY, GO NUTS.
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- GO NUTS?
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- NOW, GET TO WORK.
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- GRIM,
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO DESERVE THIS?
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- YEAH, WHAT DID
I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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- LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK!
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- "CLEAN MY ROOM, GRIM."
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I HATE YOU, YOU HORRIBLE
LITTLE MONSTER.
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- I HATE YOU,
YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
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- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
I'M NEVER APPRECIATED!
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- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
I'M NEVER APPRECIATED!
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- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO...
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- TO GET SOME RESPECT
AROUND HERE?
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- CHEW SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF?
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- [BARKING]
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- THAT'S IT!
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- THAT'S IT!
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- [TRAIN WHISTLE]
264
00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:23,712
- TOOT!
265
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:26,212
NO MORE MR. NICE SPIDER!
266
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,542
[GRUNTING]
267
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,995
LOVE ME, DAD!
268
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,003
LOVE ME!
269
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,083
LOVE ME NOW!
270
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:40,497
- NO!
271
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,133
- AW, DUDE!
272
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,458
THIS GAME CHEATS!
273
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:46,212
- I TOLD YOU.
274
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:47,212
- YOU KNOW, JEFF,
275
00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,922
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU SAID TO BILLY,
276
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,380
BUT HE'S MUCH LESS ANNOYING NOW.
277
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,328
- YEAH.
278
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,877
- WELL, I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU, MANDY.
279
00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,538
IT'S JUST NICE TO HAVE A FATHER.
280
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,130
HOW YOU DOING, DAD?
281
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,248
- I LOVE YOU.
282
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,043
I LOVE YOU!
283
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,825
I LOVE YOU.
284
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:05,787
- AW, SHUT UP, DAD.
285
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,577
- MY BIKE ROCKS!
286
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,877
OH! THE WHEELS ARE LIKE CIRCLES!
287
00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,582
ONE LEMONADE, PLEASE!
288
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,167
- [SCREAMING]
289
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,923
- [SLURP]
290
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,380
WELL! AT LEAST MY BIKE IS OK.
291
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,998
I SHOULD STILL BE
ABLE TO RIDE IT HOME.
292
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,165
AW.
293
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,420
WHO NEEDS A DUMB BIKE
TO HAVE FUN ANYWAY?
294
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,380
WALKING CAN BE IT'S OWN REWARD.
295
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,878
GO, LEGS, GO!
296
00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,078
YEAH! I'M ON FIRE!
297
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:08,997
YOU PUT ONE FOOT IN
FRONT OF THE OTHER!
298
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,213
- HI, BILLY!
299
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,332
- OH, HEY, IRWIN.
300
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,207
MAN, IT SURE LOOKS
LIKE IRWIN'S HAVING FUN
301
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,042
WITH HIS BIKE.
302
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,205
- I'M HAVING SO MUCH
FUN WITH MY BIKE!
303
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,212
WHOO!
304
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,132
- IT LOOKS LIKE PUD'N
IS HAVING FUN
305
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,918
WITH HIS BIKE, TOO!
306
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,080
- [LAUGHING]
307
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,247
- EVEN SPERG!
308
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,293
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
309
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,455
MAN AND BIKE.
310
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,042
- I ONLY WISH THAT
EVERYONE COULD KNOW
311
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,705
THE JOY THIS BIKE
HAS BROUGHT ME.
312
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,462
[THUNDER]
313
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,502
- YOU JUST PUT ONE FOOT
314
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:44,133
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER.
315
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,288
- ALAS, POOR BILLY,
316
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:50,285
DESTINED TO WALK THE SEPULCHERED
STREETS OF SUBURBIA,
317
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,955
A DOOMED HUSK OF A CHILD.
318
00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,462
DO NOT CRY FOR HIM.
319
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,792
DO NOT CRY!
320
00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:01,785
YOU SEE, BILLY'S LIFE IS ABOUT
TO DRASTICALLY CHANGE.
321
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,125
FOR BETTER OR WORSE, I KNOW NOT.
322
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,167
OH!
323
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,460
I WISH I HADN'T DRANK
ALL THAT LEMONADE.
324
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:13,082
I CAN HOLD IT.
I CAN HOLD IT!
325
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,577
I DON'T GOTTA HOLD IT!
326
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,957
WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO
PORTO-POTTY IS THIS?
327
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,882
IT LOOKS SO UNSANITARY.
328
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:27,038
- THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
PITTSBURGH.
329
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,325
- OH, HI!
330
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,877
- HELLO, BILLY.
331
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:30,998
- HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME?
332
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,463
- I GUESSED.
333
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,382
- WOW!
334
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,248
IS THAT YOUR RED TRICYCLE?
335
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,503
IT SURE IS NICE.
336
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,423
- ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT
IT HERE JUST FOR YOU.
337
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,460
- [GASPS]
338
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,332
FOR ME?!
339
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,827
- IT'S TOTALLY FREE.
340
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,747
YOU ONLY HAVE TO PROMISE
TO LOVE IT FOREVER...
341
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,963
AND EVER AND EVER.
342
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:51,922
AND EVER.
343
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,790
- I PROMISE.
344
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,375
- [LAUGHING]
345
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,460
[COUGHING]
346
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,542
OH, SORRY.
347
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,535
I JUST REMEMBERED THIS
REALLY FUNNY JOKE
348
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,705
ABOUT A DUCK IN A--
349
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:04,712
[BELL RINGS]
350
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,962
NEVER MIND.
351
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,582
IT IS TIME TO GO.
352
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,707
DON'T FORGET...
353
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,882
YOU MUST LOVE IT FOREVER.
354
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,578
FOREVER...FOREVER...
355
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,077
- THANKS, MR. KID!
356
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,747
YOU'RE A 3-WHEEL DREAM!
357
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,173
I'M GONNA NAME YOU TRYKIE.
358
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,250
COME ON, TRYKIE,
359
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,083
LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN!
360
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,457
GUYS! HEY, GUYS!
361
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,002
DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING NEW?
362
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,713
- [SNICKERING]
363
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,212
- WHAT IS THAT, YO?
364
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:35,172
IS THAT A TRICYCLE?
365
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,960
- YEP!
366
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,792
IT'S NAME IS TRYKIE!
367
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,125
- [SNICKERING]
368
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,128
[LAUGHING]
369
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,078
- INCOMING DATA PACKET
FOR BILLY.
370
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,537
ONLY BIG BABIES RIDE TRICYCLES!
371
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,125
- THAT'S NOT TRUE!
372
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,998
- READY FOR YOUR BOTTLE?
373
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:51,883
- [CRYING]
374
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,038
I'M NOT A BIG BABY!
375
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,325
I'M A YOUNG ADULT.
376
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,207
- ♪ BABY BILLY,
SITTING IN HIS CRIB ♪
377
00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:00,632
♪ DRIPPING MASHED POTATOES
ALL DOWN HIS BIB ♪
378
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,078
- YOU'RE WRONG!
379
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,417
TRYKIE IS COOL!
380
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,960
AND I HAVEN'T WORN
A BIB IN MONTHS!
381
00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,462
[SOBBING]
382
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,538
[BURP]
383
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,035
[SOBBING]
384
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,290
THEY--THEY--THEY DIDN'T
EVEN GIVE IT A CHANCE!
385
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,955
[SOB]
386
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,577
- HEY, YOU REMEMBER EARLIER, YO,
387
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,037
WHEN WE CALLED BILLY A BABY?
388
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:38,825
- YEAH!
389
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,207
THAT WAS AWESOME!
390
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:43,252
- AND THEN WHEN HE CRIED
ALL THE WAY HOME?
391
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,423
- YEAH!
392
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,250
- IT'S NICE THAT IT
WASN'T ME FOR A CHANGE.
393
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,333
[BELL JINGLES]
394
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:51,077
HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?
395
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,077
HELLO?
396
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,167
[SCREAMS]
397
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,460
- [SOBBING]
398
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,042
- [SQUEAKING]
399
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,165
- TRYKIE!
400
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,000
HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE,
YOU RASCAL?
401
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:02,963
WAIT!
402
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,002
WHAT'S THAT LODGED
IN YOUR SPOKES?
403
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,503
IT...LOOKS LIKE...
404
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,883
SOME KIND OF COOL NOISE-MAKER!
405
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:09,958
I'LL JUST PUT THAT BACK IN.
406
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,672
TRYKIE, I DON'T CARE
WHAT MY FRIENDS SAY.
407
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,080
I FEEL SO RIGHT
WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
408
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,497
♪ TOURING THE FRANCE
409
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,293
♪ LA LA LA
410
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,245
♪ TOURING THE FRANCE
411
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,083
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
412
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,997
HI, SPERG. NICE DAY! GOTTA GO!
413
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,133
- GET BACK HERE, MEAT!
414
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,538
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
YOU COULDN'T GET NO LAMER
415
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,285
YOU SHOW UP ON THAT THING!
416
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,995
- I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU SAY ABOUT TRYKIE!
417
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,923
THEY'RE JUST WORDS,
AND WORDS CAN'T HURT ME.
418
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,290
- THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THESE.
419
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,035
- GULP.
420
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,825
WH-WHAT ARE THEY FOR?
421
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,577
- ATOMIC WEDGIES!
422
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,207
- [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
423
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,422
THEY WORK WELL.
424
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,920
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME,
425
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
JUST DON'T HURT TRYKIE.
426
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,923
- YOUR STUPID BIKE IS
ABOUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FALL.
427
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
- NO, SPERG.
428
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083
NO! NO!
429
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,877
- THIS IS WHERE
THE SIDEWALK ENDS, BABY.
430
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,078
- DON'T DO IT!
431
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,040
TRYKIE!
432
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,578
- WELL...
433
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,207
THAT WAS EVEN MORE SATISFYING
THAN I THOUGHT.
434
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,957
♪ I COULD EAT YOU UP
435
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,792
♪ BETTER THAN CANDY
436
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,285
♪ YOU'RE SO DANDY
437
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,205
♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER
438
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:33,752
♪ I LOVE YOU
439
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,423
[PANTING]
440
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,330
OH, STUPID, STUPID!
441
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,747
I MISSED THE THIRD CUE.
442
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,213
I'LL NEVER GET TO BROADWAY
WITH THAT KIND OF SLOPPINESS.
443
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,042
GOTTA TRAIN EVEN HARDER.
444
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,915
YOU GOT A PROBLEM, CUZ?
445
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,082
NO!
446
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,997
I GOT RID OF YOU, MAN!
447
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,673
I GOT RID OF YOU!
448
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,713
[SCREAMING]
449
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,172
OH, NO!
450
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,420
NO!
451
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,210
[SCREAMING]
452
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,287
- [SIGHS]
453
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,375
NOTHING IS AS FUN
WITHOUT TRYKIE.
454
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,708
[SQUEAKING]
455
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,712
TRYKIE!
456
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,002
YOU'RE OK!
457
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,293
- SO IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME
458
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,035
THAT THING BELONGS TO YOU?
459
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,375
- MANDY, YOU BROUGHT
TRYKIE BACK TO ME!
460
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,458
YOU ROCK!
461
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,172
- WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT TRICYCLE, BILLY?
462
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,830
- FROM A WEIRD KID IN
A MAGIC PORTO-POTTY.
463
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,497
WHY DO YOU ASK?
464
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,753
- STAY RIGHT HERE.
465
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,713
- WHERE DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GOING, TRYKIE?
466
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,792
OH, OH!
467
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,415
I'LL BET SHE'S GONNA
GET HER OWN TRICYCLE
468
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,960
SO WE CAN ALL RIDE TOGETHER.
469
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,210
- THIS THE THING?
470
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,042
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
471
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,165
YEP. IT'S HAUNTED.
472
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,170
- HAUNTED?
473
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,500
- YOU'RE POSITIVE?
474
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,333
- YEP.
475
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,627
IT'S GOT THE MARK OF THE BEAST.
476
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,462
- ALL RIGHT, GRIM.
477
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,042
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
478
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:07,995
- WAIT!
479
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,583
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
TRYKIE'S HAUNTED?
480
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:13,127
- YOUR BIKE IS POSSESSED
BY AN EVIL FORCE.
481
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,708
DO IT.
- RIGHT.
482
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,132
- TRYKIE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
483
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,208
HE WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE.
484
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,172
TRYKIE IS COOL LIKE THAT.
485
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,040
- I BEG TO DIFFER.
486
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,325
- SHOW HIM, IRWIN.
487
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,957
- I'VE GOT TIRE TRACKS
OVER 85% OF MY BODY.
488
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,792
- THOSE COULD HAVE
COME FROM ANYWHERE.
489
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,375
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
490
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,708
LOOK WHAT YOUR MEAN TRICYCLE
491
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,332
WROTE ON MY FULL-BODY CAST.
492
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,877
- YOUR PAIN HAS ONLY BEGUN.
493
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,168
I'LL BE BACK TO FINISH THE JOB.
494
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,920
YOU STINK. LOVE, TRYKIE.
495
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,670
THAT COULD BE ANY TRYKIE.
496
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,790
- ALL RIGHT, BILLY.
497
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,165
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.
498
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,290
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
499
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,325
- IT'S SPERG.
500
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,997
APPARENTLY HE SUFFERED
AN IRREVERSIBLE
501
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,713
SUPER-MEGA WEDGIE.
502
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,002
- THAT COULD ONLY
BE DONE BY...BY...
503
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,003
- BY A PAIR OF HANDLEBARS.
504
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,673
- NO!
505
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,130
SAY IT AIN'T TRUE, TRYKIE.
506
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,168
- SORRY, BILLY.
507
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,880
BUT I GOTTA DO THIS
OR ELSE IT COULD--
508
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,543
SWEET PIG IN A POT!
509
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:17,995
IT'S GOT ME FACE!
510
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,583
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
511
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,917
- TRYKIE, STOP!
512
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,130
PLEASE STOP!
513
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,168
- AAH! IT'S GONE DOWN ME ROBE!
514
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,040
OW! IT BIT ME BONY BUTT!
515
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,205
WHAT THE?!
516
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,002
OH! OH! OH!
517
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,003
IT'S PUNCHING ME KIDNEYS, MAN!
518
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,503
- TRYKIE IS A KILLING MACHINE.
519
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,083
SO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MANDY?
520
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,827
- I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
521
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,167
- THE AGONY!
522
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,500
- HEY, TRYKIE!
523
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,213
YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEANIE!
524
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,042
YOU'RE NOT COOL AT ALL.
525
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,575
YOU'RE...UNCOOL!
526
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,077
- [ROARS]
527
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,000
- IS IT OVER?
528
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,833
- TRYKIE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
529
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,627
- I'M SORRY, TRYKIE.
530
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:20,542
- YOU'RE MONKEY PEOPLE,
ALL OF YOU!
531
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,995
- AND THUS OUR STORY ENDS.
532
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,673
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
533
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,170
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD
WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
534
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,670
BUT WHAT OF BILLY, YOU ASK?
535
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,460
WELL, HE GOT A NEW UNICYCLE.
536
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,792
- I'LL CALL YOU UNI!
537
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,745
- AND WHAT OF EVERYONE ELSE?
538
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,083
WHO CARES?
539
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,417
THEY BORE THE SNOT OUT OF ME.
540
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,170
THE END!
541
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,293
♪♪♪
542
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,330
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
543
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:06,127
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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544
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,168
- [BACKWARD VOICE]
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