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[ Chain saw revving ]

[ Chain saw revving ]

Aah!

[ Gasps ]

[ Sloop! ]

Aah!

[ Pow! ]

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That's a first-class buzz sawing, Charlie.

Oh, thanks, Marge.

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[ Gasps ] Oh, crazy chopping Charlie,

don't come knocking at my door.

[ Knock at door ]

[ Bang...bang ]

Who are you?! I'm Hamlet.

To be, or not to be.

That is the question.

Aah!

Billy, it's us.

But... It's a costume.

I don't get it.

It's Halloween, you idiot!

[ Gasps ] Halloween!

Ta-da! I'm the grim reaper.

[ Laughs ]

Grim, I need to borrow your scythe for tonight, okay?

Just be careful, you twerp.

I'll be super careful.

[ Wiffle ]

[ Shing! ]

What did I tell you about my scythe?

Not to pick my nose with it?

And he who wields the power of the scythe could --

Open a vortex to the underworld,

unleash unspeakable chaos, and end the world as we know it.

Well, actually, yes.

Alright, you two lovebirds.

Let's start trick or treating.

Halloween only comes once a year.

Come on. Let's get Irwin.

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Ooh, I wonder what Irwin's going as.

[ Cow moos ]

[ Gasps ] Do you like my costume? I'm Sleeping Beauty,

and I can only be awakened by love's first kiss.

Kiss me, Mandy, please.

You've got to be kidding.

Nope.

[ Smooches ]

[ Bonk! ] Ugh!

News for you, Irwin.

That's not a scary costume.

Don't you think I'm pretty?

You're supposed to be ugly on Halloween.

Yeah, and scary!

Alright. You wait for me here

while I go change costumes.

Okay, we'll wait for you right here.

Right here?

Yeah, right here.

We won't move.

Let's go.

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If it's scary Baby wants,

scary Baby gets.

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Come on, Billy.

We got lots of houses to hit for candy.

What about Irwin? He'll catch up.

Or maybe he won't.

[ Doorbell buzzes ]

Ooh, I hope I get a chocolate nugget.

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Well?!

Uh, it's trick or treat lady.

Do you have any chocolate nuggets?

Every year it's the same thing --

You little hippies want my candy!

Well, yeah, it's Halloween.

Well I don't have any!

[ Ding! ]

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Now get, before I call the cops!

[ Door shuts ]

Happy Halloween! Come on Mandy.

Wait. We didn't get our treat.

So?

So, now, we must trick.

Ooh, I love tricks.

What's a trick?

Ssh! [ Whispering ] What's a trick?

Hold this. I'll show you.

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[ Doorbell buzzes ]

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I thought I told you little hippies to --

[ Squish ]

[ Grunts ]

Is this some kind of trick?!

Yes.

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Come on Billy. Let's go get some candy.

[ Sobbing ] [ Rattling ]

That was a great trick, Mandy.

All in a night's work.

Why do people do tricks on Halloween?

I suppose that's partly my fault.

You see, it all started a long time ago,

here in Endsville. When it was just a tiny village.

Now every village has its problems,

and Jack was Endsville's problem.

Now, Jack was a pleasant guy.

It's just that he had this one weakness.

He loved pulling pranks.

[ Crank, whistle, bang! ]

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Now, everyone enjoys a good laugh every now and then...

[ Giggling ]

Grim: ...but the problem with Jack

was that he just didn't know when to stop.

[ Creaking ]

[ Groans ]

[ Warble ]

[ Fart! ]

[ Poik! ] Aah!

Grim: Rumor had it he'd stay up through the night

inventing new tricks.

Then, he'd laugh himself to sleep.

[ Snore, laughs ]

[ Snore, laughs ]

Grim: Till the towns people couldn't take it no more.

So, they devised a prank of their own

that would teach Jack a lesson once and for all.

They sent a prank gift to the queen

and signed it from Jack.

Mandy: Endsville had a queen?

Hey, who's telling this story?!

Now, everyone knew the queen had no sense of humor.

But she did love to receive gifts,

especially candy.

But when she opened her gift from Jack,

well the rest is history.

Jack had to be taught a lesson.

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[ Shing! ]

[ Thunk, thunder crashes ]

That's when I made the scene.

Well, it was his time, but the guy refused to go.

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[ Warbling ]

I underestimated his power.

[ Laughing ]

Billy: And then? He took me scythe.

Well, he wanted to strike a bargain

so he could keep playing pranks for all eternity.

If I granted him eternal life, he'd give me back my scythe.

Did you give it to him?

Well, I had no choice.

I granted him eternal life.

But the Grim Reaper does not like being tricked.

So, I decided that Jack would not be

showing his face around town again...ever!

You cut his head off?!

Yep. [ Chomp ]

Wow, Grim, impressive.

Didn't think you had it in you.

What happened next?

Grim: I hear that Jack got himself a pumpkin

and wears it as his new head.

[ Thunder crashing ]

Time passed, and so did the story of Jack O'Lantern.

It is said he still lives in that old house,

untouched by time,

trapped by an ever- changing world

that does not understand him.

Every Halloween night, Jack emerges

with a sack full of tricks.

And he plays terrible pranks on the people of Endsville.

[ Fart! ]

[ Laughter ]

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So, Billy, that's why people trick on Halloween.

Oh, that is the lamest story I ever heard.

I'm so sure -- Jack the evil pumpkin-head prankster.

Well, I don't buy it.

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Aah!

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Did I scare you? Really?

How do you like my new costume Mandy?

That's your new costume? A turtle?

Not just any turtle.

I'm a female Indonesian redback sea turtle.

And these are my eggs.

Pretty creepy, eh, Mandy?

Pretty stupid, actually.

How about a kiss? Then we'll go trick or treating.

[ Smooching ]

How about we split up?

I understand if you want to take things slow.

Grim, you and I will trick or treat uptown.

Billy, you hit downtown.

And Irwin, go find a scary costume.

I'll do it!

Come on, Grim.

With pleasure, Mandy.

Down, Billy!

See you around, chummy! [ Laughs ]

And remember what I said about my scythe.

Little rodent.

Trick or treat. Trick or treat.

You'll be smelling my feet.

[ Laughs ]

Ooh. [ Wolf howls ]

Now that looks like a great place to get treats.

[ Laughing ]

Trick or treat! Trick or treat!

What?!

Trick or treat.

Do you know who I am?

No. Trick or treat!

Very well then -- trick!

Wow! My very own pet skunk!

Hey little guy. I'm Billy.

[ Growls ] [ Fart ]

He likes me!

Out of the way kid.

As you can see, I have more important pranks to pull.

So, get lost!

And take that phony scythe with you.

Phony? Hey! This scythe ain't phony!

It's the real thing!

[ Gasps ] The real scythe.

Give it to me! Oh, no.

Grim said the scythe can open a vortex to the underworld,

and in the wrong hands it could be a -- a --

A disaster?

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

You're right Mandy.

Tricking and treating is the most fun.

Just throw it, Grim.

[ Laughs ]

Happy Halloween, you nutty kids.

Come on, Grim. Let's try across the street.

[ Laughing ]

The oldest trick in the book,

and you fell for it, my boy.

Now I have the scythe and all of its terrible powers!

[ Laughs ] You're fun!

You want to trick or treat with me?

Trick or treat with you?

Sure.

Do you mind if I bring a few...friends?

You can never have enough friends.

I'm beginning to like you, kid.

[ Laughs ]

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So, where are your friends, Jack?

All I see around here are a bunch of stupid pumpkins.

Patience, my boy. Here they come.

[ Warbling ]

Allow me to introduce you to my friends.

[ Evil laughter ]

With the Grim Reaper scythe at my side, chaos will reign!

Be free spirits of the underworld!

Take these pumpkins for bodies and live again!

Together, we will rule the night...

and take our revenge on the people of Endsville.

Now it's our time to walk the streets

while the people of Endsville cower in their homes.

The sun will never rise again,

and it will be Halloween every night forever!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Now that's what I call Halloween spirit.

[ Both laughing ]

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Boy, oh, boy, Jack! This is the best Halloween ever.

I know.

But I just can't shake the feeling

that something's missing.

What could be missing?

Fresh air, good friends, our very own pumpkin parade,

and best of all, it will be forever!

Yes, but I must exact my sweet, zesty vengeance

against one more person.

And I do believe it's time to pay a visit to our old pal

the Grim Reaper.

It's just not a party without Grim. [ Laughs ]

There's definitely supernatural activity going on here Mandy.

I can just feel it.

What was your first clue?

Hi, Mandy. Ever kiss a banana?

I said, did you ever kiss a --

Go away Irwin.

But don't you appealing?

Whoa. Whoa. Whoooa!

[ Fart! ]

[ Creaking! ]

[ Rumbling ] Billy: Hi, Grim!

What the...?

[ Roars ]

[ Pop, creeeak! ]

Bye Mandy!

What a surprise.

Billy's caused the end of the world...again.

Guess I'd better go see him.

Hey, what about me?

Mandy, I think I'm bruised!

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Expectorate!

[ Coughs, spits ]

[ Laughs ] Hi, Grim!

How's your Halloween been so far?

Billy, where's my scythe?!

Jack: You mean this?

[ Laughs ]

Jack O'Lantern, give me my scythe.

Sorry, but I'll be needing it to control the universe...

and cut your head off like you did mine!

Oh, have you two met?

Grim, Jack. Jack, Grim.

We've met.

Well, relax, old friend.

Don't lose your head.

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Leave it to Billy to destroy Halloween night.

Hi, Mandy. I'm Little Bo Peep.

And I've lost -- Your mind.

You've lost your mind, Irwin.

[ Sheep bleats ]

364 days a year, I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store

to buy pudding, and do you know why?!

Ooh! Ooh! Is it 'cause you're a pumpkin-headed freak?

Yes! And why is that?

Is it 'cause Grim cut your real head off?

Yes. And tonight, I'm going to return the favor.

You're going to cut Grim's head off?

Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable.

Observe.

[ Whistling! ]

Ah, but any head cut off with the Grim Reaper's scythe

stays off...forever!

That's a different story.

Sorry, Grim ol' boy. Tough break.

Well...we sure had some great times together, eh, Grim?

[ Laughs ]

You're just going to leave me here?!

Now, now. ahead!

That's not funny.

Come on now. Where's your sense of humor? [ Laughs ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Boing! ]

Oh, poop.

[ Whistling ]

[ Ding, fizzle, shatter! ]

Grim's in trouble.

Help, police!

[ Tink! ]

You screwed up again, didn't you?

Mandy! I met Jack O'Lantern,

and he got Grim's scythe, and he's crazy!

Then we got candy and crushed cars!

And that was fun.

But then we found Grim, and then Jack -- [ Stuttering ]

And now he's going to cut off Grim's head.

And I don't know what to do

'cause it's going to be cut off forever.

And stuff! And why the heck

are you pouring super-hot sauce into that milk, girl?

You've got to fight pranks with pranks, Billy.

All I need you to do is create a distraction.

Can I trust you to do that?

No.

But I'll do it!

[ Grinding ]

You know Grim, you and I aren't so different.

How's that?

Well for starters you've got on your shoulders.

[ Rim shot! ]

headstrong. [ Rim shot! ]

Though I've never known you to stick your neck out

for anyone... until now of course.

Oh, cut it out.

If you insist.

[ Rattling! ]

[ Rumbling ]

Yo, yo, yo! Check this out!

What the...?

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[ Creak! ]

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[ Sizzle! ]

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[ Electricity zapping ]

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Enough! You're distracting me!

Now, where was I?

Letting me go?

Ah, yes.

Decapitation!

[ Sloop! ]

Oh, and you little brats should know better

than to think you can out-trick ol' Jack.

But, uh, it was a nice try.

[ Growls ]

I'm not scared of a few whoopee cushions or pie catapults.

[ Horse neighs ]

Are you scared of me? I have returned!

No! It can't be!

[ Thudding ]

No! No!

[ Whistle, fart! ]

Uh, hi.

What? I'm still not scary?

[ Fart! ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Stifled laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

What's so funny?

[ Laughter intensifies ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Sizzle, bang! ]

Aah!

Aah!

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Gulping ]

Ahh.

[ Fwoosh! ]

[ Laughing ]

Huh?

[ Laughs ] [ Laughing ]

They're laughing themselves to death!

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Bubbling, chomp, zapping! ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Panting ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Zapping! ]

[ Laughter continues ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

[ Fart! ]

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What are you going to do? We had a deal!

[ Laughing ]

[ Poink! ]

I never go back on my word.

[ Continues laughing ]

But I think you've overstayed your welcome.

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Well, that's that.

You know, Grim, if you didn't loan me the scythe

in the first place, this kind of thing would never happen.

I hate you, Billy.

Looks like I saved your life, Mandy.

How about a kiss?

Hold still.

[ Creak, fart! ]

Let's go home.

Let's.

Aah! [ Zapping! ]

Hey, Grim, what's going to happen to Jack?

Well, Billy, he's in a better place now.

[ Jack laughing ]

[ Creak, fwip! ]

[ Ricochet! ] [ Snarls ]

[ Laughs ]

I've still got it!

Oh!

[ Laughing ]

[ Splat! ]

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