Original subtitles

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Static ]

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MANDY: This is the end. Smash your television.

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GRIM: [ Groaning ] A little bit of coffee

and something for my pounding head.

Easy now. [ Splash! ]

[ Fizz! ]

Nice and quiet.

[ Rattling ]

[ Trumpet and drums begin playing ]

What do you think you are doing?

Band practice!

[ Whirl! ]

Hey! [ Cymbals crash ]

I need to practice!

[ Cymbals crash ] Yes you do, but not now.

[ Whoosh! ]

I've had a long night on the job and I'm tired.

You're tired? From what?

Being the Grim Reaper is easy.

Easy? I'll have you know that my job is very demanding.

Long hours, late nights, and nobody's ever glad to see me.

Yeah, well being a kid is harder.

We got to go to school and do homework

and then we got to go to bed early!

Oh, please.

Being the Grim Reaper is so much harder than being a kid. [ Footsteps approach ]

Oh, no, it's not! Oh, yes, it is.

Is not. Is too.

Not! Too!

Not! Too!

Not! Too!

Not! Too!

Shut up!

Why don't you two switch places for the day?

That way you can really find out

which one of you has the hardest time of it.

So Grim, you become a kid for the day.

[ Laughs ]

And Billy, you become the Grim Reaper for the day.

Well, I could use a day off and it's only for a day.

Okay, I'll do it.

Hurrah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm going to be a Reaper.

Yes, you are. [ Whoosh! ]

But remember, it's just for a day.

[ Thud! ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Air whooshing, electricity crackling ]

[ Poof! ]

[ Laughs maniacally ] It is I, Billy the Reaper.

Good for you.

[ Laughs ]

And Grim, that must make you...

[ Laughs ] I'm Grim the kid.

[ Laughs ]

[ Both laugh ]

What have I done?

MANDY: Okay, Billy. Seeing that you're going to be Grim for a day,

you'll be needed Grim's list.

Grim's list?

Yeah, his to-do list.

Oh, yeah, right. His to-do --

[ Blink! ]

Uh...To-do list.

And Grim.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ] ♪ La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪

I am a kid.

It's going to be a long day.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ] Whoooo! Hooo-hoo hoo-hoo.

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[ Shoes squeaking ] Aw, flowers.

Off with their heads! [ Laughs maniacally ]

Fore! [ Schwing! ]

Being the Grim Reaper is fun. [ Laughs ]

[ Struggling ] "Mr. Voorhees."

Alright, Mr. Voorhees. Prepare to meet

[ Deep voice ] Billy the Reaper!

[ Gong! ]

MR. VOORHEES: Wakey, wakey, Mister Florist.

It's time to get up now, little birdie.

How about a nice -- [ Doorbell rings ]

I'm coming!

[ Doorbell rings ] I'm coming! [ Groans ]

People just won't you let you live.

They always got to be in your ear, in your ear, oh.

[ Thwack! ] Alright, Grim. It's your turn.

Oh-hoo! Oh-hoo! [ Laughs ]

Look at me! [ Bonk! ]

I'm a kid like Billy. [ Bonk! ]

[ Bonking head rhythmically ]

Come on, the school bus is here. Ooh!

[ Sing-song voice ] The bus is here! The bus is here!

[ Laughs ]

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[ Doorbell rings ] MR: VOORHEES: I'm coming!

[ Footsteps approach, doorbell ringing ]

I'm coming!

GRIM: ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round. ♪

♪ Round and round, round and round ♪

♪ All the ding-dong day. All the ding-dong day. ♪

[ Doorbell rings ] MR. VOORHEES: Hold your horses!

I'm coming!

[ Drum roll, whistles ]

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[ Zip! Zoom! Whoosh! ]

[ Zoom! ]

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[ Zip! Zoom! Whoosh! ]

[ Crack! ]

[ Zoom! Bam! ]

[ Boing! Boing! ]

[ Both laugh ]

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[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell ringing frantically ]

MR. VOORHEES: Didn't I say I was coming?! [ Doorknob rattles ]

Yes?

I am the Grim Reaper come to -- [ Laughs ]

Well, of course you are. Boy, how time flies.

Who would have guessed it was Halloween again?

Halloween? Trick or treat.

[ Laughs ] There you go, little fella.

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Whining ] But I'm the Grim Reaper.

[ Shing! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

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I'm turning into Grim.

And if I'm turning into Grim, then Grim is...

[ Screaming ] [ Thud! ]

[ Indistinct cries ]

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I'm turning into Billy. [ Honk! Honk! ]

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No! Wait! Waaait! Maaaandyyyyy!

[ Shing! ]

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[ Bones clattering ]

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[ Zap! ]

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[ Poof! ]

[ Bam! ]

[ Bam! ]

[ Bus approaching, brakes screech ]

[ Engine idling ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Clattering footsteps approach ] Grim?

[ Squeaky footsteps approach ] Uh...wow.

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I need to stop drinking steak sauce.

[ Laughs ]

[ Snip! Boi-oing! ]

[ Laughs ]

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[ Whoosh! ]

[ Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whack! ]

[ Wack! ]

Put your hands up, Billy.

Come on, I said defend yourself.

[ Wham! Honk! ]

Come on, Billy. [ Whack! ]

Come on, Billy! [ Thud! ]

Come on, Billy! [ Crack! Honk! ]

[ Pfft! ] What's with you, Billy?

[ Blink! ] You'll never learn to defend yourself at this rate.

My brain oozed into my nose.

[ Whoosh! ] [ Gasps ]

[ Zoom! ]

"International Karate Tournament.

All ages welcome.

First place wins $50,000 in cash."

Put the bandage on, Billy.

[ Crack! Stretch! ] No!

Quit being such a baby.

Grim, I want you to make me a black belt

so I can enter the Junior Karate Tournament.

Listen you, I'm getting tired of wasting my powers

on your dumb little requests.

It's always, "Grim do this, Grim do that."

I'm sick and tired of it!

Grim! I want to be a spider monkey.

Fine.

Perhaps I have been relying too much on bonehead's powers,

but I need that $50,000. There must be some way I can --

It's your lucky day. It's your lucky day.

Stupid statue.

[ Doorbell rings ] It's your lucky day.

I don't believe in luck.

It's your lucky day, little girl.

[ Laughs ]

Uhhhh.

[ Sloop! ] I don't believe in luck.

Ooh, but you believe in opportunity, yes?

I have something I think you'd be very interested in.

It dates all the way back to the Ping Pong Dynasty,

and only the Chosen One can receive its power.

[ Twinkling ]

Behold the sacred Chicken Ball.

Once consumed, your greatest desires will be fulfilled.

[ Bawk! ]

Greatest desires, eh? Will this make me a black belt?

Yeah, whatever. Just eat it.

Is this thing full of MSG?

Mm, maybe.

Well, bottoms up.

[ Chomp! ]

Announcer: Welcome to our coverage of the Junior Karate Championships.

We've got a capacity crowd tonight

and they've all come for one reason --

To watch little kids beat the snot out of each other.

Grim, why are we here?

I like to see people get kicked.

[ Gasp ]

Making her way to the ring is our first combatant, Mandy.

She's accompanied by her trainer, Kwan Ti.

Trainer?

Facing off against Mandy

is another up-and-comer. Introducing Sperg.

You got something to say to me, squirt?

Your mother has a job and is a respected member

of the community.

No one talks about my mother that way!

[ Thunk! ]

[ Whip! ]

Aaaah!

[ Gasp ]

Galloping gravestones.

Mandy just threw Sperg clear out of the arena.

Who's next?

[ Gooong ]

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[ Thunk! ]

[ Thunk! ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Whip! ]

Mandy has advanced all the way to the championship match

against the 3-time champion, Meat!

[ Zip! Thunk! ]

And it's over!

Mandy has won the championship.

Congratulations. Here's your prize money,

you adorable little psycho.

Infidel! I do not require material things.

I require an opponent worthy of my skills. Now!

What's got into that girl?

[ Laughter ]

[ Whoosh ]

Your student is very talented.

Totally, dude.

I bet she'd be good

at causing all kinds of destruction and chaos.

I know. Isn't it cool?

Hi, Eris.

Oh, pooh.

You tricked me, you bonehead.

What are you up to, girl?

Oh, just cooking up trouble, you know, having fun.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I could probably stop Mandy myself, but --

maybe there's a better way.

[ Game beeping ]

What you doing, Billy?

Playing Duty Tag.

Well, I know a much better game. Want to play?

Okay. Good. Now hold still.

Huh?

Mandy: Is there no one brave enough to step forward?

Hey! Pfft!

[ Shing! Shing! ]

Really? You look like a nerd.

When I left you I was but a nerd.

Now I am the Master.

[ Zip! Smack! ]

[ Foosh ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Smack! ]

Give up, Billy, you can't win.

[ Burp! ]

[ Honk! Smack! ]

[ Slam! Honk! ]

[ Slap! Slap! Slap! ]

They're doing the most terrible things to each other.

I -- I have never seen someone's spine bend that way.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Ding! Chuckling ]

[ Spit! Ding! ]

Looks like I'll have to use my full power to fight you, Billy.

Bring it on, baby cakes.

Argh! Ooh-aah!

[ Roar! Moo! ]

[ Screams ]

[ Ground rumbling ]

[ Bang! Bang! Bang! ]

Yeah!

That's it, Harold. No more sugar for Billy.

[ Boom! ]

[ Laughter ]

I can't believe I'm finally rid of those brats.

And I got to get jiggy with the chaos.

[ Smack! ]

Everyone wins.

Mandy: No, I win.

And I want my $50,000.

And I want a snow cone!

What would a kid your age do with $50,000?

49,000, 50,000.

Well, it's your lucky day, little girl.

The island is all yours. Good luck ruling the world.

Ta-ta!

Get me some lemonade, you stooges.

We've got work to do.

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Ooh! This is so cool!

A field trip to the glue factory.

[ Bus approaching, brakes squeal ]

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Aah!

[ Engine revs, tires screeching ]

[ Sobbing ]

What's all the commotion?

[ Whimpers ]

We missed the coolest field trip ever.

All because of Grim!

Me? Please.

There's only one thing to do.

Grim will conduct an alternate field trip.

Sweet!

That's it!

Get ready, Billy,

for the field trip of a lifetime.

We're going deep into the netherworld

to the Halls of Time!

Taxi!

I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't allow me to go the netherworld.

Don't be a weeny, Irwin.

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[ Door slams ]

[ Engines roar ]

[ Clocks ticking ]

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[ Cuckoo! ]

[ Quacking ]

[ Engines powering down ]

Welcome to the Halls of Time!

I'm Father Time, and I'll be your guide.

And this here is Happy New Year.

[ Vomits ]

Ahh.

My, my. No manners at all.

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Time's a-wastin'. [ Laughing ]

Here in the Halls of Time, we have recorded

every moment of time since time began.

[ Machinery whirring ]

And here we have the sands of time.

Every grain of sand represents a moment of time.

Every new life receives an hourglass filled with sand,

and when the sand runs out -- fft! -- game over.

Pretty slick, ain't it?

Let's ditch this old coot and have some fun.

Yeah.

Yep, just like sand in an hourglass,

these are the days of our --

Hey. Where are the dweebs?

Whoa!

Irwin, check it out!

This must be where they store the hourglasses.

[ Chuckles ] Let's find our own hourglasses.

Yeah!

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Platform humming ]

How do you think we work this thing?

Wow!

It's Happy New Year.

Can you help us find our hourglasses?

Pbht!

[ Screech! ]

[ Platform humming ]

[ Both screaming ]

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Hmm.

Springs and sprockets, cartwheels,

pendulums, gears -- it's mostly for show.

Where's them young 'uns?

Hey, Irwin, check it out!

There must be an hourglass for everybody in Endsville.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oops.

Whose was it?

I don't know.

[ Glass shatters ]

Holy crud, this is my best idea ever.

[ Pop! ]

Huh. Probably no one special.

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Billy, look!

I found my hourglass! I found my hourglass!

my stupid older brother's.

Last night, he gave me an atomic wedgie!

I'm still chaffing!!

Hey, maybe you can shake him up a little.

Yeah.

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What do you say we get together later and, uh --

[ Pop! ]

Dinner than we could... [ Pop! ]

...suck some face.

Ahh!

Don't be like that, baby.

How do I know if this works?

[ Glass shatters ]

Hey, Irwin, check it out!

I found my dad's.

Uh-oh. It's about to run out!

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[ Choking, gasping ]

Aah!

[ Gasping, choking ]

[ Clattering ]

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[ Twang! ]

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[ Spits ] Ugh!

[ Smooches ]

Ooh! I know!

Let's gather them all up

and take them home for souvenirs.

Okay.

[ Platform humming ]

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That's it -- yours, mine, and Mandy's.

Let's hit it.

Dude, we forgot Grim's.

I oughta have your tail for bringing them

ornery whipper-snappers here in the first place.

Whoa! Whoa!

Grim's hourglass.

Sheesh! What a drama queen.

Really, man.

The black sand is a nice touch, though.

Really creepy.

What are you weirdos doing?

You shouldn't be fooling with the sands of time.

It could be dangerous.

Oh, p-shaw!

Don't you know that time is an illusion?

You're out of line!

And now, by gum, you can just turn your buns around

and put them hourglasses back where you found them.

Then get your carcasses back on the bus

'cause you are so far gone.

Boy, he's strict.

Fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off.

[ Clocks ticking ]

I hope you learned a lesson, Billy.

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[ Pop! ] [ Cooing ]

[ Pop! ]

Ay, chihuahua!

Mandy?

Do you think maybe those dopes

put the hourglasses back upside down?

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[ Pop! ]

We gotta go back and put them right-side up

before we disappear completely.

Disappear? Completely?

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Pop! ] Aah!

You gotta take us back.

Time is reversing itself.

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Welcome to the Halls of --

Say, haven't I seen you before?

The hourglasses were put back upside down.

We've got to go turn them back before --

No way, Jose. I remember you whipper-snappers,

and you can just hightail it outta here!

Mandy: Hurry, Grim!

[ Whoosh! ]

Stop! There's Irwin's.

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Irwin!

[ Pop! ]

Billy's!

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[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

It's just you and me now, Grim.

Hurry, Grim.

Grim, what do you think you're doing?

Why, you no good pile of --

[ Pop! ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Gasps ] Aah!

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[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

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