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[LAUGHTER]

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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

MMM, CHICKEN.

AAH! A GREEN SLIME MONSTER! HELP!

TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME.

HUH?

HEY, NON-TOXIC EDIBLE GREEN SLIME!

TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY NON-TOXIC EDIBLE GREEN SLIME.

HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET AGAIN?

YE-MAYBE. WATCH OUT, MANDY!

TIME TO EAT YOUR SLIME.

AAH! EEE!

SOMETHING STINKS AROUND HERE.

Grim: AHCHOO!

AHCHOO!

I BET IF WE FOLLOW THOSE SNEEZES,

WE'LL FIND OUR SLIME FACTORY.

GRIM--

AHCHOO!

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUR RAINCOATS.

Billy: HEY, GRIM. WHAT YOU DOING?

OH, BILLY, I FEEL SO SICK.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE GRIM REAPER COULD GET SICK.

I THINK I GOT IT FROM IRWIN.

HE'S ALWAYS STICKING HIS FINGERS WHERE HE SHOULDN'T.

MAYBE WE CAN FIND AN ANSWER IN ONE OF GRIM'S BOOKS.

BILLY, YOU CLEAN UP THIS MESS, AND I'LL GET THE BOOK.

♪ IT'S TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME ♪

SLIME!

HMM. THIS PLACE SHOULD BE AN OCEAN OF SLIME BY NOW.

AAH!

[ROAR]

ALL DONE.

OK, GRIM. IT SAYS HERE YOU'VE GOT ENCROACHING DOOM SYNDROME.

IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE OF TWO OPTIONS.

ONE, WE COULD GO TO THE UNDERWORLD HOSPITAL.

OR TWO?

STAY AT HOME AND HOPE YOU IMPROVE.

I DON'T NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.

I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER.

AHCHOO!

THAT'S IT.

YOU KNOW, MANDY--

SHUT UP.

YOU'RE GOING TO THE DOCTOR.

Grim: HOW COME THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO ME?

GET OFF.

I DON'T KNOW, GRIM.

A LOT OF THESE GUYS LOOK WORSE THAN YOU.

HE'S GOT ENCROACHING DOOM SYNDROME.

RUN! [SCREAM] [SCREAM]

YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY FEELING MUCH BETTER.

CAN WE GO HOME NOW?

I-IT'S OK, SIR. WE'RE HERE TO HELP. WHAT?

CAN YOU FEEL THIS?

[GROANING]

SIR, JUST RELAX.

THIS IS GONNA STINK A LOT. HA HA!

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A FRESH PATCH, YOU KNOW. HA HA!

OK, OK, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO?

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[CREAKING]

GOOD. NEITHER DO I. LET'S GET STARTED.

[GRIM SCREAMS]

[GRIM LAUGHING]

DO YOU THINK GRIM WILL BE OK?

IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

IT'S OK. I'M A DOCTOR.

[BEEPING CHANGES TO ONE LONG TONE]

OH, NO. WE'RE LOSING HIM. NO! NO! NO!

DOCTOR, WHAT HAPPENED?

I'M SORRY, CHILDREN. WE DID ALL WE COULD,

BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR FRIEND IS...ALIVE.

WHAT?!

[MACHINE BEEPING]

WHAT?

[SCREAMING]

UHH! OH!

UH, GRIM?

I KNOW, BILLY, I KNOW.

I HAVE SKIN.

NO, GRIM. WHAT BILLY'S TRYING TO SAY IS...

YOU'RE NAKED.

AAH!

BILLY, GET ME SOME CLOTHES.

Grim: UNBELIEVABLE.

FIRST I HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM KIDS;

NOW I'M A GUTBUCKET.

I FEEL LIKE I'M WEARING A WET SUIT FULL OF JELL-O.

AND THEN I SAID THAT--

WHO IS THAT TALL DRINK OF WATER,

AND WHAT IS HE DOING DORKS?

TIME TO WORK MY CHARMS.

HEY, BILLY. HEY, MANDY.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

THIS IS FRANZ.

HE'S A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT.

HEL-- HE DOESN'T SPEAK.

[MUMBLING]

I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY

HE'S HANGING OUT WITH YOU TWO.

WELL, HERE, FRANZ--

WHEN YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS.

LATER, LOSERS.

BYE, FRANZ.

OH, QUIT IT.

Woman: HEY, HOTTIE, NICE SHIRT.

HUH?

HEY THERE, PLUMPIE.

LADIES.

I THINK I LIKE HAVING SKIN.

MMM, A LOT OF SKIN.

HEY!

GRR!

AAH! [WHISTLING]

Woman: HI.

[GASP] I MEAN, HI.

YOU'RE FUNNY. ARE YOU FAMOUS?

WELL, SORT OF.

WANT TO GET A YOGURT?

WELL, SURE.

OH, SORRY. IT'S MY BOYFRIEND.

BOYFRIEND?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH, MAN.

I'M THE GRIM--

Man on TV: TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME.

OH, POOR FRANZ. HERE, PUT THIS STEAK ON YOUR EYE.

THERE. IS THAT BETTER?

[COOING]

HEY, THAT'S MY DINNER.

HERE, FRANZ.

SIT IN THIS COMFY CHAIR.

THERE. ISN'T THAT BETTER?

THANK YOU.

THAT'S MY CHAIR.

OH. I JUST CAN'T REACH--

OH, THANK YOU, FRANZ. YOU'RE SO CUTE--

I MEAN, HELPFUL.

AND THAT'S MY WIFE!

I HATE BEING MORTAL.

I HAVE NO POWERS;

I GET BEAT UP EVERY TWO MINUTES;

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL THE TIME...

I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

HEY, SLIMEY.

THANK YOU, SLIMEY. GRIM!

OH, THAT'S BETTER.

YEAH. YOU'RE EVEN MORE OF A LOSER ALIVE.

OH! OH! DO ME!

[CHOMP, THEN SLURPING AND SMACKING]

LET'S SMELL WHAT PAT IS COOKING.

ALL RIGHT! PAT THE BAKER

IS KICKING BUTT AND TAKING NAMES!

HA HA HA! OH, YEAH!

Computer: 15 POINTS.

HUH?

PAT THE BAKER?

YEAH, AND IT WAS KICKING BUTT.

REALLY?

WELL, I THINK IT STINKS.

OOPS! IT BROKE.

PAT THE BAKER!

GAME OVER, LITTLE DUDE.

BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

HOSS DELGADO IN PRESIDENT EVIL?

[GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

ZOMBIES.

Delgado: TAKE THAT, PRESIDENT.

Imitating Bill Clinton: NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

I'M ALIVE. OHH!

NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL KICKING BUTT.

THIS GAME IS FOR GIRLS.

THAT'S RIGHT, DOUGHBOY,

SO WHY DON'T YOU BEAT IT TO THE KITCHEN

AND MAKE WITH THE BROWNIES

LIKE YOUR PAT THE FAKER PAL?

WELL, MAYBE I WILL.

GOOD. FINE.

HEY, MANDY, WHAT'S UP WITH BILLY?

CAN'T...TALK. FIGHTING...ZOMBIES.

Imitating Franklin Roosevelt: WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT F--

OHH! OH, HO, HO! OHH!

[BILLY HUMMING]

LET'S GET CRACKING IN ROUND TWO!

[ROBOTIC VOICE] 15 POINTS.

EWW! NEEDS MORE SALT!

NO SALT.

WHERE AM I GONNA GET MORE SALT?

GRIM'S OLD TRUNK.

GRIM'S SURE TO HAVE SALT IN HERE.

BETTER KEEP IT QUIET.

OH, BOY!

GRIM'S GOT A BILLY DOLL!

WHY ARE--DOOH!

THAT HURT.

WHOA! WHAT'S THIS?

"E-V-I-L P-O-W-D-E-R."

SALT! THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

HEE HEE HEE!

[HUMMING]

[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

WAS THAT YOU, GRIM?

NO. IT'S COMING FROM THE KITCHEN.

HEY, GUYS.

WANT TO TRY MY BROWNIES?

NO. THEY STINK.

BUT I MADE THEM MYSELF.

AND THAT'S PRECISELY WHY THEY STINK, BILLY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY STINK?

YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE.

WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER, BIG NOSE.

OH, YEAH? AND WHY'S THAT?

BECAUSE I'M THROWING THESE STINKY BROWNIES INTO THE TRASH.

NO! UH, I MEAN, ALLOW ME.

DELICIOUS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT BILLY PUT IN THESE BROWNIES,

BUT THEY'RE GREAT!

Mandy: GRIM.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TRASH

THOSE STINKY BROWNIES.

YES. UH, UH, OF COURSE.

I MUST HAVE THOSE BROWNIES,

BUT I GOT TO KEEP THEM HIDDEN FROM MANDY.

OH, COME ON, GRIM. USE YOUR HEAD.

HA HA HA!

OOH!

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

OHH.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

BROWNIES.

MANDY!

YOU CALLED?

THERE'S A FRIEND OF YOURS AT THE DOOR.

BROW--

NO, BILLY. THAT'S A ZOMBIE.

HA HA HA! YEAH. WHAT'S A ZOMBIE?

[ZOMBIE MOANS]

THAT IS A ZOMBIE.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS THE HAND OF A ZOMBIE.

ZOMBIE HAND.

HA HA HA!

OOH!

[HAND SCREAMING]

WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

WE GOT ZOMBIES!

ZOMBIES?

BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

Mandy: YEAH. WELL, SOMEBODY'S

GOT TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ZOMBIE BUTT.

SOMEONE WITHOUT A BRAIN.

NO BRAIN?

HEY, MANDY. ARE YOU THINKING

WHAT I'M THINKING?

OH, YEAH.

HEE HEE HEE! SOMEONE WITHOUT A BRAIN.

HEY!

LET'S GET CRACKING.

Zombies: BROWNIES.

BROWNIES.

ALL RIGHT, ZOMBIES.

YOU WANT TO SMELL WHAT BILLY THE BAKER IS COOKING?

Mandy: OH. BILLY'S GOT A STICK.

HE'S GOING TO KICK SOME ZOMBIE BUTT WITH A STICK.

WELL, I AIN'T HELPING HIM.

I ALREADY PUT THOSE GUYS DOWN ONCE.

NOTHING CAN FRIGHTEN BILLY THE BAKER.

[GROANING]

Mandy: YEP. GAME OVER.

[ZOMBIES GROANING]

Billy: OOH! I HOPE I LIVE!

AAH!

[GROANING]

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING

ON THE STREETS OF ENDSVILLE

AS ZOMBIES ROAM DOWNTOWN

WITH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR THE LAWS OF NATURE

AND ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT

FOR THE RULES OF THE ROAD.

[GROANING]

Reporter: YES, INDEED, FOLKS.

ANYTHING THAT HAD ONCE PASSED AWAY

APPEARS TO BE WALKING AROUND.

SOMETHING IS BRINGING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

ON THE STREETS OF PARIS...

HO HO!

ZE EXCELLENT LEGS OF ZE FROG.

FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEANS...

TO THE GRAY SKIES ABOVE,

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING,

BUT WHERE ARE THEY GOING,

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,

WHO CAN STOP THEM?

BROWNIES.

ALL RIGHT, YOU DEADBEAT ZOMBIES,

TASTE THIS.

[GROANING]

HEE!

[GUN COCKS]

I SMELL EVIL.

IT'S HOSS DELGADO!

IT'S HOSS DELGADO?

IT'S PAT THE BAKER!

BROWNIES.

[GROANING]

LOOK OUT!

[ZOMBIES GROANING]

GRENADE LAUNCHER!

SUCK GRENADE, LOSERS.

15 POINTS!

[GROANING]

LASER BEAM!

BROWN.

CANNON!

AND NOW FOR THE PIECE OF RESISTANCE.

LET'S DISCO.

BROWN--

Billy: HA HA HA!

[GRR]

[GRR]

OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

YEAH! WE SURE SHOWED THOSE ZOMBIES!

HEY! IT'S A ZOMBIE CHICKEN!

AND IT'S GOT A ZOMBIE EGG!

ZOMBIE EGG?

THAT'S NOT A ZOMBIE EGG.

IT'S...

THAT CHICKEN'S GOT A GRENADE.

IMPRESSIVE.

[CHICKEN CLUCKS]

YEAH! WE KICKED ZOMBIE BUTT!

Grim: UH, NOT EXACTLY.

BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS,

THOSE ZOMBIES ARE PULLING THEMSELVES TOGETHER.

BROWNIES.

OH, CRUD. OH, CRUD.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THE ZOMBIES WANT BRAINS, RIGHT?

SO WE SENT BILLY OUT THERE TO KICK BUTT.

I'M THE MAN.

YES, INDEED. HE IS THE MAN--

THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN.

♪ LA LA LA

THEY MUST BE AFTER SOMETHING ELSE.

YES. OF COURSE.

BUT WHAT ARE THEY AFTER?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

SORRY, MR. HOSS. THAT WAS ME.

I GOT SO SCARED OUT THERE, I--

NO, NOT THAT. I SMELL BROWN EVIL.

IT'S ALL IN HIS HEAD.

YOU MEAN GRIM'S IMAGINING ALL OF THIS?

NO. WHATEVER THOSE ZOMBIES ARE AFTER

IS IN HIS HEAD!

BROWNIES.

AAH!

NOBODY TOUCHES THE BROWNIES!

OH, REALLY?

WELL, THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU.

OOH, YEAH! COME ON, HOSS!

UH, I MEAN, COME ON, GRIM!

OH, YEAH--UH, NO. GRIM--UH, HOSS!

I MEAN, UH, HOSS! GRIM! DOOH! UNH!

LEFT, RIGHT, DUCK.

UP, LEFT, DUCK.

HA HA HA!

AAH!

YOU BUSTED MY HAND.

HA HA HA!

YES. NO MORE OF YOUR FANCY TOYS.

JUST YOU AND YOUR SIMPLE HUMAN HAND.

HA HA HA!

DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE?

MORE BROWNIES.

NO! NO! NO!

EWW. GROSS.

♪ GRIM'S KISSING A ZOMBIE ♪

ONLY IN AMERICA.

LET'S SMELL WHAT PAT THE BAKER'S COOKING.

WOW! YOU HAVE A PAT THE BAKER GAME?

I NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

IT'S MY FAVORITE.

ALL RIGHT!

OOH, YEAH! BAKE THAT CAKE!

Pat: 15 POINTS.

YEAH!

CAPTIONS PROVIDED BY NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- Pat: 15 POINTS.