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♪♪
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Oh-ho-ho, yeah!
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[laughing]
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Cheese!
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Oh.
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Instagram doesn't work here.
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Nora! Nora!
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You are Nora Lin?
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Yes, I am.
Thank you, wow.
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I'm so glad you found me.
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Of course I found you.
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I am Grace.
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I'll be your personal
assistant and translator
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during your contract
at Qiancent.
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Oh, great.
How long you been at the company?
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Oh, I am not a permanent
employee of Qiancent yet.
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We have those in America,
they're called temps.
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Oh, yeah.
Okay.
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Let me help you
with your bags.
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Oh, you don't...
I can get that one.
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I got no problem. You don't need...
you don't need that one.
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Just... just follow me
to your private car.
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Okay.
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Welcome to China!
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Thanks.
Can I... okay.
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[woman singing
in foreign language]
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♪♪
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[Grace]
This is your new home.
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What?!
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Oh...
so big!
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Oh, it's like
"The Jeffersons."
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Here we are.
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Oh, my.
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Oh...
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This is amazing!
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I had the honor
of decorating it myself.
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Do you like it? Yeah, yeah.
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What is that?
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That is a painting
of Geena Davis
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as the goddess Diana,
Queen of Archery.
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Geena Davis so talented
and awesome, just like you.
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That's why I painted her
for you.
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Oh, you paint... okay, great. Mm.
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You're very talented
at drawing.
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I use only oil.
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Oh, great.
[clears throat]
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Oh, oh...
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Oh.
Here's your key.
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Thank you. Um, I am available
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any time of the day
or night.
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Okay.
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Any time of night.
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Uh, noted.
[chuckles]
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All right.
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I'm here, you know,
4:00 in the morning, I here.
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And 5:00 in the morning.5:00
in the morning, I here.
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6:00. Just make sure
you definitely leave.
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[both laughing]
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Bye-bye.
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♪♪
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And check out this
water dispenser boiler!
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I swear to God,
when you press this button,
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it just starts bubbling up.
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It's, like, crazy technology.
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Wow, that's great, Nora.
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We miss you.
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I miss you guys, too.
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Zai jian.
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[both]
Zai jian!
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[speaking foreign language]
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So, I'm... I'm gonna go out
with Brenda tonight, okay?
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I'm... you'll be okay
by yourself, huh?
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Oh, I'll be okay.
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You sure?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm good.
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Go.
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Aww.
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[music playing,
Grandma humming]
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Oh, man.
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I always wanted to do this.
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Ow, my fuckin' shit!
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Oh, fuck!
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It's like cement!
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[gasps]
TV room.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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[sighs]
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[whispering]
Let's see what's on.
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[gunfire on TV]
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"True Lies"!
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Stay awake for this.
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[sniffing]
Ahh!
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Ah!
Grace!
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What the hell?
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I'm so sorry
to scare you.
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You weren't picking up
your calls,
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so I come
to check on you.
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Did you change
my clothes?
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Yes, I did.
You fell asleep wearing jeans.
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Okay, Grace, if this
is gonna work out
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between you and I,
you can't be coming
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into my house and changing me
while I'm asleep.
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It's too much.
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I'm sorry I fail you.
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You didn't...
you didn't fail.
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[sobbing, speaking foreign language]
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No, no, no.
[continues speaking in foreign language]
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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[sobbing]
Here, have some dried squid.
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You like dried squid?
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Yeah.
Dried squid?
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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You're welcome, Grace.
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Don't... don't...
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I love you, Nora.
[sobbing]
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Do you want
to eat this with me?
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Yes, I'll eat
some with you.
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Okay, I can feed you too.
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Okay, shh,
that's not necessary.
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♪♪
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[Grandma]
Oh, bao bao.
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Even though you're gone,
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it still smells
like weed in here.
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Ugh.
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[sighs, breathing deeply]
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[screaming]
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Oh... you're hurt.
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Oh, oh, oh.
Oh...
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You'll be okay.
I'll take care of you.
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I'm Grandma.
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I'm gonna name you...
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Boris.
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The whole team is very
anxious for your arrival.
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I can't wait to show you
your new office.
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So, question, what does
this job entail mostly?
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Is it user testing,
marketing, coding?
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'Cause I can learn Java.
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You want me
to learn Java?
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I could fire up a tune.
[laughs]
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You don't need
to do anything.
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You're just
an American face.
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What do you mean?
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There will be media
appearances,
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and of course,
the product launch
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with the government official.
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But your role here is to be
the American face of Scrubr.
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And you're doing
a great job.
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Okay.
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This is your new office.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ohh!
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Wait, let me
get this straight.
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I get this entire
corner office
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and I don't have to work?
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That is correct.Damn.
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What is it?
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It's awesome
is what it is, crazy girl!
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Come on in!
All right.
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You know, in America
this would be, like,
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mm, inappropriate
for the workplace.
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[chuckling]
Lucky we in China.
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Hey, hey.
Huh?
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[speaking foreign language]
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[shushing]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I can hear you guys, you know.
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[speaking foreign language]
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I ting dong
a little bit.
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I can ting dong.
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So... [speaking foreign
language] work.
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Why, you need to eat.
Keep strong.
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This soup will
help you heal.
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Hey, Ma?
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Have you seen my phone?
I can...
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What the fuck is that?
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It's a pigeon.
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Why is there a pigeon
in the house?
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Oh, Wally, calm down.
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He came in hurt
through the window.
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I'm nursing him
back to health.
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Ma, that's a fucking
flying rat.
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God, what's wrong
with you?
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Vermin or not,
he needs help.
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Whatever, Ma.
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I'm gonna go spend
the night at Brenda's.
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Oh, don't listen
to him, Boris.
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You are beautiful,
no matter what they say.
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Words can't get you down.
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♪♪
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[phone ringing]
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Edmund, where the hell
are you?
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Ugh, my work visa is still processing.
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Apparently,
some other Edmund Lin
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joined ISIS in 2014.
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If he's not already
dead, I'm gonna kill him.
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How is it over there?
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This job is weird, man.
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It's like, they don't
expect me to work,
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but I'm being paid
as if I am.
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Oh, my God, isn't it amazing
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to get paid to do nothing?
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I've been waiting
to get acquired
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by a Chinese company
so I can get wined,
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dined, and swanked up
the cheese hole.
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[sighs] I guess. I just,
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I never went this long
without smoking weed.
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No, Nora, do not try and find drugs there.
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They're super illegal in Asia.
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Maybe I'm just homesick,
you know?
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Grandma's been sending me
all these WeChats
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with her and this
goddamn pigeon, just...
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Girl, suck it up, okay?
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You're in China making
that Asian money.
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So, go out there
and get yourself
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a nice authentic
Chinese meal.
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Yeah, you're right.
I should go out there
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and get some...
some really good
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Chinese food, you know?
Treat myself.
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♪♪
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Well, see, here's some
garlic here.
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Yeah, we could do this.
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Yeah, but we need
some ginger first.
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[music playing]
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Do you need help?
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Yes, I would love
some water.
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[speaking in
foreign language]
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Have you been living here
for a while or something?
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About two years.
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I'm training the Chinese
snowboarding team
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for the Olympics.
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Oh, like "Cool Runnings"!
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Yeah, just...
just like that,
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except that was, uh,
that was bobsledding,
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and it was ironic
because they were Jamaican.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause it's
a warm environment, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
Oh!
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Let me guess,
you're an acqui-hire
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with too much time
on your hands
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and nothing to do.
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Yes, that's exactly...
how'd you know?
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Oh, mate, there's heaps,
heaps of them here.
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Uh... Rob, he's a Brit.Mm.
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Came to China 'cause he's
super into Wong Kar-wai movies.
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Sven and Sophie over there
from Norway.
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They do recruiting
for Ali Baba.
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And Kevin.
He's American like you.
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USA?
'Sup?
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[speaking in foreign language]
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All right.
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[whispering] Why are
there no Asian people
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in your friend group?
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Oh, it's an expat bar.
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Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Do you drink? I... I really shouldn't.
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[speaking foreign language]
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This is gonna be great! Great, eww!
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All right, yeah!
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What?
You guys have weed here?
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It's a hash spliff.
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Hash spliff?
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Yeah, but if you
want something else...
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You guys got
cocaine here, too?
263
00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:38,120
Yeah, when you've been here
long enough, you find a way.
264
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,189
Oh, man!
265
00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:41,292
MDMA?
MDMA tablets?
266
00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:44,775
Oh!
China's fucking tight, bitch!
267
00:10:44,776 --> 00:10:46,223
[people cheering]
268
00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:50,016
♪ Let's go party,
party all night, whoa ohh ♪
269
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,568
♪ Many, many good times,
whoa ohh ♪
270
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,638
♪ Whoa oh ohh ♪
271
00:10:57,879 --> 00:11:00,431
[Grandma cooing]
272
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,844
[screaming]
273
00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,775
Grace!
We talked about this,
274
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,430
coming in here
breaking and entering.
275
00:11:17,431 --> 00:11:19,396
Well, you did not
come home last night.
276
00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:20,988
I was worried sick.
277
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,755
I'm fine, all right?
I just...
278
00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,982
I stayed out a little bit,
279
00:11:25,983 --> 00:11:28,154
and, um, I met
some new friends.
280
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,810
What's wrong
with your eyes?
281
00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:31,189
There's nothing wrong
with my eyes.
282
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,568
The black part's so big.
283
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,465
That's normal,
it's normal.
284
00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,844
Today is the product launch
with the government official,
285
00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:40,016
your most important event
during your time with us.
286
00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:41,568
We have to get you ready.
287
00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:43,499
I will comb your hair.
288
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,051
You... you think that
that's necessary
289
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,223
at this exact moment?
290
00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:47,362
Yes.
291
00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,603
[sighs]
292
00:11:50,604 --> 00:11:52,500
[humming "Twinkle Twinkle,
Little Star"]
293
00:11:55,638 --> 00:11:56,878
[sniffing]
294
00:11:56,879 --> 00:11:58,810
No smelling, Grace!
295
00:11:58,811 --> 00:12:02,742
[man speaking foreign language]
296
00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:13,223
[laughter]
297
00:12:13,224 --> 00:12:14,534
Nora?
Ahh.
298
00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:16,190
Please.
Oh!
299
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:22,396
[chuckles]
300
00:12:22,397 --> 00:12:23,810
[clears throat]
Look.
301
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:26,845
I'm gonna be honest,
who... who here is hungover?
302
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:29,878
No?
How 'bout Molly?
303
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,051
Anyone do Molly?
Him?
304
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,810
I mean, pfft, right?
305
00:12:34,811 --> 00:12:38,810
In conclusion, technology is
all around us, okay?
306
00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:44,776
And I... I'm so happy to...
307
00:12:47,139 --> 00:12:48,621
...have you involved.
308
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,051
[Grace speaking
foreign language]
309
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,017
[phone chiming]
310
00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:09,534
Oi, what's up with you?
311
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:12,637
I screwed up this huge meeting
at work today,
312
00:13:12,638 --> 00:13:14,637
and the worst part
is no one even cared.
313
00:13:14,638 --> 00:13:16,369
Oh, it's not your fault,
you were on Molly.
314
00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,786
I wasn't on Molly, I... I was
that weird comedown phase
315
00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:21,131
where you're like a little bit
horny, but mostly depressed.
316
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,120
Watch out!
317
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,844
[speaking foreign language]
318
00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:28,465
I don't know what that means,
but I don't like your tone.
319
00:13:28,466 --> 00:13:30,810
Here's $2, probably.
320
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,016
Kevin's such a knob.
Americans, right?
321
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,775
I'm American.
322
00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:37,603
Mm, right.
323
00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:39,603
[glass breaking]
[Kevin] Dudes!
324
00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:41,535
We're in China, bitch!
[man] Yeah!
325
00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:46,673
♪♪
326
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,175
Damn it.
327
00:13:56,788 --> 00:13:58,119
Asshole bird.
328
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:02,669
[door opens]
329
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,497
Hey, Ma.
Whatcha doing?
330
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:08,083
Oh, I'm knitting
an aviator hat for Boris.
331
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:11,256
Like, for the pilots.
Isn't it cute?
332
00:14:11,257 --> 00:14:12,601
Hi, Brenda.
333
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,014
Hi, Mrs. Lin,
it's nice to see you again.
334
00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:16,428
And Boris.
335
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:19,221
Ma, you can't keep
the bird here anymore.
336
00:14:19,222 --> 00:14:20,738
He's all cooped up.
337
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:22,635
I'm helping him.
338
00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:24,290
Ma, he doesn't need
your help, look.
339
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,980
He's... he's totally healed.
340
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:29,256
Oh, Boris.
He is healed.
341
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:30,669
Yeah, see?
342
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,842
But he's not
hurting anyone.
343
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:35,187
We can have dinner here,
the four of us.
344
00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:36,980
The four...?
345
00:14:36,981 --> 00:14:39,738
I don't wanna eat with the bird.
Yeah.
346
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:42,601
I don't mind him
joining us.
347
00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:44,533
I don't mind either.
348
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,945
Ooh!
349
00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:52,115
I'll set the table.
350
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:54,463
[cooing]
351
00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,807
[cooing poorly]
[Grandma chuckles]
352
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,981
[balls clinking]
353
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,464
[phone chiming]
354
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,118
Good morning, Nora.
355
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:11,635
Hey.
What's wrong?
356
00:15:12,018 --> 00:15:13,435
Everything is fine.
357
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,584
Oh, come on.
You can tell me.
358
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,807
I've been passed up
on promotion again.
359
00:15:19,808 --> 00:15:21,601
Three years,
still a temp.
360
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,566
I'll never become
a zhengshi yuangong.
361
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:27,206
Is there anything
I can do to help?
362
00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:28,698
Can I send an email
or something?
363
00:15:30,404 --> 00:15:32,502
Do you wanna come out with
me and my friends tonight?
364
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,842
[whimpering]
Your foreign friends?
365
00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:37,394
Yeah.
Nora...
366
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,669
it would be
a dream come true!
367
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,152
Um... they party
a little hard, though.
368
00:15:42,153 --> 00:15:43,942
Is that okay? I'm ready.
369
00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:48,152
[crowd chanting]
Grace! Grace! Grace! Grace...
370
00:15:48,153 --> 00:15:50,945
Yeah!
[crowd cheering]
371
00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,773
Where'd you get
this legend?
372
00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:55,738
[coughing]
I've never had a drug before!
373
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,876
[all cheering]
374
00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,187
Hey, Grace.
375
00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:01,221
You wanna like maybe cool
it down a little bit?
376
00:16:01,222 --> 00:16:03,083
'Cause like you're
on the bar right now.
377
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,014
I love you, Nora,
378
00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:07,566
more than
mother and father.
379
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,103
I love drug, too!
[chuckling]
380
00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:11,814
Let's have a threesome.
381
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,825
Grace! Grace! No!
382
00:16:13,912 --> 00:16:15,203
We talked about this.
383
00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:16,571
I have to go.
I have to go.
384
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,187
[Grace]
Whoo!
385
00:16:18,188 --> 00:16:20,187
[crowd cheering]Whoo!
386
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,187
[crowd shouting outside]
387
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:24,602
[crowd chanting]
Grace! Grace! Grace! Grace...
388
00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:27,981
[distant siren wailing]
389
00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:33,535
[both speaking foreign language]
390
00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,083
What-what's happening?
What's hap...?
391
00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:37,497
[sobbing]
They all left,
392
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,290
and the police
said the drugs are mine.
393
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,911
No, they're not hers.
394
00:16:41,912 --> 00:16:43,118
No, they're not hers.
They're mine.
395
00:16:43,119 --> 00:16:44,807
They're my drugs.
They're my dr...
396
00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:46,773
[speaking foreign language]
It's okay. Grace, it's okay.
397
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,911
You're foreigner, yes? Yes.
398
00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:50,876
If you're caught
with drugs in China,
399
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,049
you will be facing
major consequences.
400
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:56,118
[speaking foreign language]
Grace, Grace, it's okay.
401
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,601
I have to do this.
I have to do this, okay?
402
00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:58,911
It's all right.
403
00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:01,428
Take me in. Take me
downtown to Chinatown.
404
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,601
Well, you know what I mean.
405
00:17:02,602 --> 00:17:05,808
♪♪
406
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,635
Oh, Jesus.
407
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,669
Couldn't get away
fast enough, huh?
408
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,842
Your cracked out little
friend got us raided.
409
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,277
It's her fault
I'm here now.
410
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,059
Oh, yeah, it's her fault
you're here now.
411
00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:18,221
Like you didn't do anything.
412
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,566
Like you didn't come
to a foreign country
413
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,876
and totally disrespect
their rules and culture.
414
00:17:21,877 --> 00:17:23,290
And then you end up in jail
and you're like,
415
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,412
it's not my fault,
of course not, stupid.
416
00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,738
Like it or not,
you're just like me.
417
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:28,911
[door opens]
418
00:17:28,912 --> 00:17:30,911
Lin, Nora.
419
00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:32,221
Yes!
420
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:33,669
Am I going to jail?
421
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:34,980
He's going to jail!
422
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:36,005
What?
423
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,994
Because his company
didn't pay his fines.
424
00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:39,716
No, no, no,
but they always pay.
425
00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:42,201
Lucky for you,
your company paid.
426
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,601
So I'm free.
So... I'm free.
427
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:45,738
I can get
my cell phone back?
428
00:17:45,739 --> 00:17:47,601
You're not going
to jail.
429
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:50,463
But your punishment
is getting deported
430
00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:52,118
back to America!
[scoffs]
431
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,773
Back to America?
Okay.
432
00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:54,980
Great,
no, that's good.
433
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:57,000
Do you know
what airline it is?
434
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:59,163
Maybe I could call ahead
and cash in some points.
435
00:17:59,188 --> 00:18:00,842
'Cause it's
a lot of miles.
436
00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:02,257
[door closes]Right?
437
00:18:07,395 --> 00:18:09,911
Nora! Nora!
Nora Lin!
438
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:11,842
I'm so glad I caught you. Grace?
439
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:15,635
[speaking in foreign language]
440
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,187
Shh, you don't argue
with the police.
441
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:18,704
[speaking foreign language]
442
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:21,641
I can't believe Qiancent forced
their morality clause on you.
443
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:23,704
You gave up
everything for me.
444
00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:25,532
You would have
done it for me.
445
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,839
I finally got promoted
to zhengshi yuangong.
446
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,218
Oh, really?
447
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,403
Wait... did you
do that for me?
448
00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,656
Nora, you're the best person
I ever met.
449
00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:38,360
I love you.
I love you too, Grace.
450
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,808
[speaking foreign language]
451
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,669
All right, I heard you
the first time.
452
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:49,635
Bye, Grace.
453
00:18:49,636 --> 00:18:51,497
Get a load of these
cops though, huh?
454
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,945
This one's kinda hot.
455
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:55,084
I would try to smash.
[chuckles]
456
00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:58,488
[Grandma]
Boris?
457
00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:02,473
Boris, where are you?
458
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,060
Oh, there you are, Boris.
459
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:09,691
Oh...
460
00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:12,782
[Boris cooing]
I understand.
461
00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:14,989
You take good care
of yourself.
462
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,542
And thanks
for being my friend.
463
00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:21,439
Bye.
464
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:28,369
[Nora]
Grandma, I'm home!
465
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,138
Nora?
466
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,239
Oh!
You're back!
467
00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:33,915
What happened?
468
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,180
It's a long story, but...
469
00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:36,817
Man, I'm happy
to see you, Grandma.
470
00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:38,575
I'm so happy to be home.
471
00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:40,093
Bitch, I cannot believe
472
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:41,886
you got deported
right as I get here,
473
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,196
and I have to clean up
your shit.
474
00:19:44,197 --> 00:19:45,472
Oh, hi, Grandma.
475
00:19:45,473 --> 00:19:47,472
Hi, Edmund.
Goodbye, Edmund.
476
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:48,508
Okay.
477
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,320
So, where's your
pigeon friend?
478
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:55,507
He left.
He wanted to go home too.
479
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:58,300
Hey, hey, I'm sorry about
my lifestyler bike.
480
00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:00,369
I thought you moved out
so I've been using your room
481
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:01,713
as a gym.
482
00:20:01,714 --> 00:20:04,403
I forgive that,
but I am gonna move out.
483
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,438
[chuckles] Where you
gonna go this time, huh?
484
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,782
Oh, I know.
Boris left his shoebox.
485
00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:11,162
You could sleep in,
how 'bout that?
486
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:13,040
[laughs]
No.
487
00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:14,827
I saved enough money
from my Qiancent paycheck
488
00:20:14,852 --> 00:20:16,438
for at least
the first month's deposit
489
00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:17,782
and a couple months' rent.
490
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,369
So... I'm gonna
look around.
491
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:21,611
Oh, shit.
492
00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:26,334
Grandma, I think she's really
gonna do it this time.
493
00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:29,438
Remember, when a bird
leaves its nest,
494
00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:31,955
it always knows
where its home is.
495
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,334
Oh, you listen
to your grandma.
496
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:34,610
She knows her shit.
497
00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:36,162
Yeah.
I mean, I love being here,
498
00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:37,956
and... and I missed Queens.
499
00:20:39,094 --> 00:20:40,830
You hear that, Queens?
500
00:20:41,163 --> 00:20:43,748
I love you!
Yeah!
501
00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:45,920
Is that birdshit? Yeah, don't touch that,
that's Boris'.
502
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:46,955
[Grandma]
It's good luck.
503
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,265
And also, what is this?
504
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:49,610
That's my bouncy-bounce.
505
00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:51,679
Ellen and I use it
for exercise.
506
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,817
We gotta practice
two-sies.
507
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,127
What is two-sies?
508
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,541
Two for one with
our next male prostitute.
509
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,364
Grandma!
510
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,586
♪♪
511
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,722
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[bleep] is Awkwafina?
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