Original subtitles

KIS, KIS - BAG, BAG

Amateur subtitles: oberOn

The execution is a strange way to die.

See what happened when a Judge Going to lie down, found his wife murdered.

Make sure it has a front position to watch the execution of the perpetrator ...

after fulfilling his last wish.

when executions take place, everything stops.

It's time for the perpetrator, expressed his desire ...

before tying him to the chair, holding a nice dark egg

addressed the Judge: Sorry, you are holding me, I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

Very funny, Jamaica!

I will die if I eat all this.

- Cigarette. - No thanks.

I prefer cigars. Cigarettes cause cancer.

Give me one of yours, Jamaica.

Montechristo Romeo and Juliet?

- I prefer Shakespeare, in the theater. - Do not despise our fathers.

I always want the best,

in whatever.

After you pay them legally, why should I object.

Never give up that belongs to you, Jamaica.

Have you thought about what you can do with it? $ 1 million?

No, I can count, only up to 10.

You did not ask for money in the hijacking, did you?

I could not understand that!

What can I say about Joanna, is that she was beautiful

She was beautiful with the emblem of the Salvation Army.

For me nothing is so beautiful ...

as much as $ 1 million.

I hope you understand what I mean.

- After you. - No, after you, please.

- You are very kind. After you. - Please, I insist ..

My son, can I help you?

The assistance I need is material, father.

I will think of you, Jamaica.

Do you want to say something about the guy, sir?

Yes. I am in favor of the abolition of the death penalty.

You do not need a collar to tighten the knot well?

Do you bend over a little, please?

Thank you.

I was hanged for the first time. I'm curious!

- Do you have the courage? - If I stop swaying too fast.

Ten ... nine ... eight.

Seven ... six ... five ... four.

Sorry for interfering in this way ...

I would like to say a few words with you, Kirk.

I have 4 seconds left, Colonel.

You are left with what I want.

They will last.

My office, of course it is at your disposal, Colonel.

I appreciate your help.

Sir Sebastian Wilcox, from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

As you know, Warren, Sir Sebastian is responsible ...

for matters concerning the ammunition industry.

You know Scott. You used to be partners.

Of course ... Do we know each other.

- A cigar, Mr. Warren. - Thanks. in one month I smoked too much.

Unless you are exempt from the death penalty.

Should I be excluded? Are you serious, Colonel?

Absolutely, Lieutenant.

Exception, and quick retirement, bigger than the others.

... If you come out of it alive.

And I'm talking about a million lump sums.

- A million dollars? - One million, lump sum,

if you do not break your neck in the end.

"I shopped, from the neck." If you know what I mean.

- Do you want to go back to the gallows? - I prefer a million dollars.

This is the perfect opportunity. And you erase your sentence.

- You forced me. - Come on, my boy, all this does not tell you anything.

No, if I'm dead.

If you get injured, you get a pension again. While if you are killed we lose ours.

- So what do you answer, Warren? -Why did you choose me to do the job?

Because if you die, no one loses anything.

... I will live too. - Oh I get it!

- When do I start? - You start when we have all the necessary ...

information, to prepare you perfect.

- Destination? - Swiss in French ... Switzerland.

- The opponent; - Some call him "Mr. X".

He leads a large industrial organization espionage, which concerns the police.

And in particular our people, everywhere.

He learned that our air force acquired a formula for a new ingredient ...

With great military value for space capsules and ...

ultrasonic motors!

And one of our agents in Zurich, informed us ...

that Mr. X, plans to steal the secret formula.

- How do you know that? - It's the same, old story, every time.

If Mr. X acquires the formula, he will sell it in whichever country gives him the most.

However, the formula will give the advantage in the government of His Majesty.

And we have no intention of losing it, I assure!

And what am I supposed to do?

It is elementary.

You have to catch up before he does.

I understood, and to steal the formula for Great Britain!

You got it, finally. Do not forget that something that belongs to us is at stake!

BALE!

I think this is the opportunity to get rid of our friend, X, once and for all!

When he has it in his possession, will not resist temptation,

to keep it to himself

Unless I'm going to get it!

And you mean you have no idea, who is Mr. X?

No, the slightest idea.

Currently. Hahahaha!

- Are you laughing? - I have a very serious reason.

Our agent came back from Germany today.

It seems to have very interesting information,

... concerning identity of our mysterious, man.

- Is there a case that he has seen it himself? - It is not easy at all ...

Reached the fourth hole.

Our agent he's a smart lad, right?

Yes, he is a smart guy!

Smart, indeed, but a former agent, it seems.

- At least his watch works? - Yes.

Yes, it works.

Sorry Warren, but they were necessary this above information,

for Mr. X. We are in a fog now.

This is very heartbreaking.

Indeed, it is not good at all.

Do I have freedom of movement?

Yes, you take it upon yourself.

How will I be informed, for shipping details?

In this briefcase, you will find all the necessary information, Warren.

Are you married or single, Smithson? If I may ask.

Married ....

Hahahaha!

Hillary, Hillary!

Kirk, my love you are alive. I thought you were hanged!

- Darling what happened; - I was imprisoned for 4 months, Hillary.

We have to compensate the lost time.

This is not the time for conversation. Locked 4 months, do you understand?

Does not matter.

Four months, Kirk!

Four months, it's 120 days!

122, August and October, have 31!

Do not be so lewd, my love.

According to Goethe, the behavior in bed sets us apart from the beasts.

Let us become beasts, I can not deal with intellectuals.

- I'm an intellectual. - You are a monster.

Of course I am. But you like it, don't you?

You hear news headlines at 12.

The former intelligence agent, Kirk Warren ...

who was sentenced to the last sentence, for illegal housing ...

One million dollars, he escaped from prison, yesterday at 8 in the morning ...

a few hours before the execution.

The police are combing the whole country ...

but so far, to no avail.

- Kirk, my love, is past 12. - Past 12?

Noon! I have to get back to work, right away!

In the games. They are waiting for you from 11. We have to see what we will do.

I know what I'm going to do.

Oh no.

As is usual, the convict eats a rich breakfast.

- Smithson! - You are welcome;

Wouldn't I come alone?

Lunch, Warren.

I also started working, at six.

Because only then do you catch the bus.

- The lady is here too. Show a little decency. - Oh, forgive me.

The habit of living alone.

- Does any of you want tea? - No.

Did you think of anything, Warren?

Yes, a draft.

Let's hear it, Warren.

I can not do it, Without help.

Tell us, what do you need?

Only three men, Chico Perez ...

is a Spanish acrobat.

Gerald Dupont, the fastest burglar in Europe.

And the professor, Pantereski, better known as the "radar panel".

The participation of all three is necessary for mission success.

However, you should reward them, in proportion to the solid pension you will give me.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is available to finance the shipment, from secret funds.

And how will we find it your criminal friend?

He can find us, Scotland Yard, of course.

Dupon, the key is gone!

We were full of thieves.

- Here you go. - You are good, thank you very much.

- Why are you helping me? - Unnecessarily.

What I like about men like you ...

is that you are beautiful, cool and full of confidence.

And that drives me crazy.

When you finish you also growl ... you are tender.

but also ruthless, I guess.

Tough men, they are somehow emotional.

- Do you really think I'm emotional? - This is what marriage does, think about it, lover.

You make me feel emotional.

It works!

- Ah! - The second.

One million dollars invested in a proper way ...

will bring me 100,000 a year

At 12, that makes us $ 8,333 and 33 cents a month.

If we round them, to 8,400.

Yes, rounded, 8,400.

That is 000 3,000

28,000 German marks ...

and 45 million, Italian pounds.

Every first of the month, for every month, in each year.

It is a fixed minimum amount to live,

without having to worry about expenses.

Many live on much less a month.

Truth; Unbelievable!

They must live in a monastery.

To get oysters you pay $ 5, for a "Don Perignon", $ 20.

And I did not count peanuts, If you know what I mean.

A little bit.

We can live and without oysters and champagne.

You 're kidding me ! ... I mean, what is the meaning of such a life?

Kirk, you know a lot of money, can become dangerous!

Even maybe deadly. Especially when they all come together.

Let me remember to say it, to the taxman.

- Will you accept the job? - It depends.

I will teach you to flirt with the blonde.

- He's not talking to you. - 'calm the parrot, and take your feet.

- We have to think of a plan. - Of course. You are a true friend.

Thank you each one individually, and all together.

And now ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Erina and her famous parrot.

Ladies and gentlemen, from here, Socrates ...

- The only intelligent bird in its space. - You are an intelligent bird.

He speaks fluently, four languages.

French, Russian, Spanish and English.

Socrates has an excellent memory. She learns him phone book, and she never forgets him.

Many learn it, and squeeze in to see him in my office.

But does not everyone see him freely? No !

Anyone can find out the excellent memory of my parrot.

Just give me your name, or your phone number ...

And Socrates will tell you your address.

Lazarus ... Alfonso!

116 Catalan Ruble. Phone number 99443!

His pig has depression!

And the third!

Not even Tahiti. So far not many movies have been made there.

Hawaii; Many tourists ... many american tourists.

Too bad they gather there, more and more often.

And Muren. With a million dollars I would feel very comfortable in Muren.

A million that you do not have.

Not at the moment, but I'm alive, right?

If you do not fulfill their purpose you will lose both.

They will catch you again.

- Prison again? - No, gallows!

They should catch me, first.

You underestimate them, my treasure.

They are watching you.

At your service, Mr Beckett.

Smithson is an old fox.

But we can "bring it" to him. ... He believed in me!

Hello my puppy.

See you in Muren.

You are for the antenna of television?

- I'm going to get her. - What;

Taxi!

Thank you my friend.

- At Victoria Station. - Yes Sir.

E! Guide ... Where do you think you are taking me?

In the provincial club of the secret services.

K. Smithson is waiting for you.

Oh, sunshine. Unusual weather.

If you base yourself on established clichés, for sure.

You will spend a traditional weekend.

Old cars, old club, old friends, all known, from the school years.

Heartbreaking thought.

Do not count me next time.

You will see how this old house has a rich past.

Countless secret meetings, between old friends.

The agents they are not stuck by the army.

Don't worry, Warren. you are interested in writing.

- You have never been so motivated. - As long as I live, I hope.

- Uh! - Are you in the "cheetah"?

That's what you did, Warren!

You should be ashamed, my child!

Couldn't you just call?

What happened in the last 6 months?

I guess one of you, does not read newspapers.

My throat was in danger.

- My dear child ...- It is impossible for you ... - undertake a mission,

and do not try to steal a million dollars?

Here you will enter the bay, you three experts.

And I will explain to you, because we kidnapped you.

I will explain to you how we have to cover innumerable probabilities.

Please note, that this knowledge of yours is extremely necessary.

FILM OF THE SECRET SERVICES. FACTORY IN THE WORLD. SWITZERLAND.

Well done, like James Bond!

This is the factory ...

- What are we listening to? - Strauss!

A Viennese Waltz!

Specialist psychologists found that music helps increase production.

What you see now, is the main building of the factory.

The offices we are interested in, are on the left.

Agent Scott appears, he made this movie. And it was not an easy job.

The factory is surrounded from wire mesh three meters high.

You're on! I repeat: You are on!

I did not ask for that, you idiot.

You turn on the slightest contact, I mean. Which means immediate death ...

from electric shock after 10,000 volts, they bake you.

The current is cut off for short periods of time,

during the day, when the armed guards patrol!

These guards do six-hour shifts,

And they refer to the security center, via wireless.

Important documents are kept in this building and confidential information.

The storage space is located 5 meters below the ground.

It is not difficult to get there.

But it is impossible to get inside.

The Warehouse that have the formula, has the label "Research".

We are not interested in the other places.

The door to "Research", watch night and day from closed circuit television.

A moment! All important entrances are monitored ...

from closed circuit television.

Exactly! All screens are in the security center.

There is a deadly ray on the door!

Did anyone inform you about that?

My name is "Radar". The deadly ray causes contractions in my lips!

We are sure it is there.

So far, though we did not find how to enter.

- You do not speak optimistically. - The safe that holds the formula ...

is the latest technology.

Unlocks with a specific phrase.

Somewhat like the story of Ali-Baba!

And here it is that the human paspartou needs!

Oh!

The alarm is activated in the safe and from within.

This shows that it is practically impossible, to cut the power.

Exactly, but the moment the guards disconnect it you will neutralize them easily

with this. - What is this;

A pistol that throws laughter gas ...

whoever beats, laughs non-stop.

I prefer my louger.

... If you know what I mean!

I understand very well what you mean. But in this mission, will have no injuries or killings.

Nothing that weighs on our conscience.

The guards, however, will weigh in on the fish!

Of course, and with real bullets!

I do not see anything funny.

Have a nice trip, Warren. Switzerland at this time of year ...

it is an earthly paradise!

Well, this is not something that impresses me!

If you know what I mean!

Switzerland has so many beautiful places ...

why did we have to come to the clinic?

You are here for work, not because you got sick.

- Αψιουου. - Geitses.

- Did you get the record? - Look, here it is.

- Oh! - Sssss! - Sssss!

Why ..... shoot?

What have we done; ... Okay Trampoline?

It is on the roof of the car.

The plane was also arranged.

It will be waiting for the old airport, along the lake.

You still believe how we should "kick" them,

as soon as we finish the job?

Very clearly! .... They want me to steal the formula ... Hey!

And, okay, I'll steal it. But then I will do some chores ...

alone, with "Mr. X".

More value than the lump sum. The government would never do that.

How much are we talking about?

How much do you estimate it will give?

$ 7 million in advance ...

to each of us.

Your medicine, Mr. Perez.

No thanks. I feel much better.

DANGER. HIGH VOLTAGE.

Hurry up!

Shhh! Keep quiet ... Chico!

- Did the guards cut the power? - No, but 2 of them acquired ...

a severe headache.

Calm down, calm down, just for a moment.

Why the fuck, do not you stop this noise?

A stigma, a stigma. To see it.

With attention!

- Here you go! - Congratulations.

Ouch ! My leg. My foot is numb.

- Dress ... - Dress. - Dress!

- He is not here ... - He is not here. - It is not here!

- What do you mean he is not here? ... - What do you mean he is not here?

What do you mean it's not here?

- Dress! - What's up;

On my own!

VALUABLE METALS.

COBALT WAREHOUSE.

RESEARCH.

- Ouch! - Shhh!

RESEARCH.

Good luck, Chico. If we separate we will be in Mallorca.

It suits me.

This leggings of mine causes itching everywhere.

Shhh! Do not distract yourself.

- Hey! - The deadly ray, my friend!

First of all, let's dim the light.

The best, let's delete it.

- Nothing. - Nothing if you are a few centimeters, low.

If I manage to erase it with this the keyword ...

I do not think our little one champion, to struggle, from the radius.

Ready, Dupon?

And remember, stay one with the floor.

Αψιου! Thanks.

- What's up; Who put music? - Let's go see.

That was it, my friends.

- Ouch! - That car followed.

- But I have an appointment. - Do you have an appointment with me?

That car followed.

Which car?

My dear girl, there is always a car to follow.

- Where is Dupon? - Here I am.

I am coming.

- Dress! - I'm coming, I'm coming. We did it ... Oh!

We are ready.

- Where is Dupon? - Even if they caught him ...

is the master of escapes, is not that right;

Hide the car, fast.

We are on the run, now you too.

Start the machine.

Come on, hurry up!

Hey, why the hell did you not wait? ...

Hey, wait for me too. Wait for me.

Is it one of your pranks again?

... Wait for me. I am coming. I am coming.

Colonel Smithson welcomes you on the special flight of ...

secret services: 023. The aircraft is electronically guided ...

to Cortina d'Ampezzo.

I supervise the automatic navigation during the flight.

Congratulations Warren, for such a good job.

Anyway now, it will be smart on your part,

to execute your instructions.

When you get to Cortina d'Ampezzo, you will meet our agent 003 ...

which will give you all the necessary information.

How do I recognize 003, when i see him

Do not worry. You will recognize him.

Yes, it will not be that difficult.

And where am I supposed to land?

The airport in Cortina does not the properties to be suitable ...

for an aircraft, like this.

Landing is impossible. Look next to you, it's a ski suit.

Cortina is the ideal place, for winter sports.

In the next seat, you will find the parachute ...

which you will use to jump in Cortina,

as soon as they start flashing the bulbs you see.

They are flashing right now, for demonstration.

But is it necessary for me to jump? I do not know from parachutes, you know.

Absolutely necessary, I'm afraid. You will only have 76 seconds after the signal,

since it is electronically programmed the self-destruction of the aircraft immediately after.

So you see if you hesitate for a moment ... you got lost. Hahahaha

Remember that everything is written in detail in the operational manual.

And all boat systems are infallible ... they are infallible ... they are infallible ... they are infallible

Infallible, infallible ...

You do not block it, I say ...

FOR KIRK WARREN.

- On behalf of the committee ... - Congratulations!

... It really impressed, my love.

- Your drink sir. I was waiting for you tonight. - Of course.

... yes, I think I can choose ...

- ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ! - Hello there.

Hello there.

- Can I help you somehow? - Scotch on the rocks.

- Scotch on the rocks. - Yes Sir.

Mr. Warren, The Secret Service, they booked room 116, for you. - Thanks

- If you understand what I mean. - Αμέ.

- In the closet you will find clothes, sir. - Fine.

- Do you want something else, sir? - No thanks.

Front, center. I want to talk to London right away.

... Gravescent 2885, personal call for Mrs. Hillary Shakespeare.

No, irrelevant. Maybe I sound like that because I was exercising now. Thanks.

Okay, nice. Thank you very much, hello.

- You are welcome; - Are you Kirk? ...

Where are you calling from? - From Italy,

Cortina d'Ampezzo.

'Listen to me, the formula is guaranteed.

None of the other three he did not leave with me.

They did not succeed, to be precise.

Smithson, on the other hand, skipped a detail ...

Papapapaaaam ... He did not tell me how will I deal with a ... corpse!

Does that make things difficult for you?

I remember in a similar situation, that I thought ...

A stigma, Hillary. Do not close.

ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ ΙΙΙΙΙΙ !!!

Impulsive reaction, due to personal matters.

An impulse brings me to you.

What is he looking for in your bed?

What is a woman looking for in your bed?

She is not a woman, He is the man I was telling you about.

He is not a man, he is a corpse!

It just fell dry from the very drink.

If it just dried, it suited him ...

and get down to work.

What do you mean, "get to work", the man is dead!

- The man is dead! - Who him;

- No ... Shakespeare. - Your Shakespeare, Hillary Shakespeare.

What is this voice I hear?

I'm so sorry, Shakespeare ... Can you pass this message?

I sing and dance, beautiful. Why don't you ask me to do a show for you?

- Cut it out! - A show? But what are you finally doing over there, Kirk?

Puts this man, in the closet.

But why does she put him in the closet?

Because I prefer not to see him.

- It's sunny. - He is a dead man.

Pretends. He likes this joke.

If so, let it get serious in the finale.

Let me be clear, I'm a patient man, Would you please ...

You lose your temper, like all men.

The devils catch you.

Truth; I wonder, what was that, now?

To me, to tell you exactly what is happening.

I'm sorry, Hillary, but I have to be telegraphic.

The situation is changing, since 003 no longer exists ...

I give up trading with the secret services.

And I will negotiate personally, with "Mr. X".

To give me $ 4 million

taking in return, the formula!

- I look forward to it! - I'm coming in a minute.

I'm about ready.

Forward .... Forward.

Forward! Kirk!

A message has arrived for you, Mr. Warren.

Thanks.

Thank you very much, sir.

I will be waiting for you in my apartment, this afternoon.

Number 502 ... at nine. "Madmazel".

Madmazel, Madmazel, Madmazel, Madmazel.

It is four o'clock.

The time is coming my little Cleopatra.

Oh, Roman, why be Roman, Roman?

Don't worry about that.

- My name is Kirk. - Oh! Sweetie!

ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ!

Good evening, Mr. Warren. Would you like to go inside?

You will allow me can I treat you to my wine? A little bit.

Yes, I had many friends in my youth.

Dear friends really. Many of them do not live today.

Among them, the unfortunate Mata Hari.

My poor, childhood friend.

I was in the awkward position, to neutralize it.

He should have retired until the war is over.

At least in the beginning

I was on the side of the enemy, this until I go to the other side.

I gave the present to the companies, for 16 glorious years.

And I changed camp so many times ...

so that I get confused and know myself.

Of course everyone in the profession does that. And they joke, describing how.

But talking about my career, like spy, I failed to mention you.

- You must be wondering, why did I ask to meet. - Yes.

I was watching how do you handle this case,

and I want to help you to avoid further mistakes.

It does not suit a young person like you, to wear a noose around your neck.

You work for Smithson, don't you?

Yes, you could put it that way.

He is more refined, and a cap than you think, I assure you.

- It will not be easy to make fun of him. - I have no such purpose.

I do not need many explanations now, but I know more than you would expect.

Otherwise, would consider it a catastrophic day,

would continue working on the formula,

and would make no plans to retrieve it.

- Good job, Mademoiselle. - Nothing important,

once, I was arranging them with one hand.

- Should I have a drink? - You are welcome.

- Do you know these two? - No.

They are men of "Mr. X". They wanted the formula.

We have to give it a strong price, What do you say, my boy?

So you think we are partners, now?

Oh, I always take on the role of partner. The rest are for little people.

- ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ! - A spider has seen her ...

and after he put you in the eye you can not get rid of it.

All I have to do is thank you the super agent.

But for now, leave him alone, Faini. I have work to do with Mr. Warren.

He almost thanked me. Tell me where to find "Mr. X",

and we will "empty the place" for you, immediately.

In Venice and Max Square, you will find an envoy waiting for you.

What are you doing big? I am the messenger.

Let's go. It is getting dark.

Come on, what are you standing for.

Look where you press please.

The cursed pigeons, are everywhere.

Nothing is happening, unless you become a meze!

Everything happens to me.

- Nothing, nothing, is anything happening? - Glup!

He said no, did you see? Let's see.

I do not have a good view. Not for pigeons everywhere in the square. I do not see the signals.

The traffic had to have them low. A! Here we are.

This is the place.

You will pass;

You are very kind.

Too heavy, for a model, isn't it?

It has been used a specially compressed material ...

It's hard to have customers, if you are not constantly updated.

It is equally difficult to extract a formula.

Sit down, Mr. Warren.

What are your requirements? for a good investment?

"Mr. X" would prefer to close it without delay.

4 million US dollars.

Can you imagine, to do you the honor to trousers 4 million?

You can imagine 4 million US dollars, in your pockets?

do you imagine $ 4 million in cash?

I imagine most, on large banknotes.

And you imagine they are collared and unused ...

these banknotes?

It definitely impresses me, that you have more imagination.

And what will I see, when will you see the US dollars?

Tonight you will receive a wonderful treatise.

- Possible problem, Mr. Warren? - No, no problem.

I'm just looking for a way to get back to it quickly and discreetly in the hotel.

- Is there another way out? - There is something better.

- A small submarine. - You're very good.

But how do you go back, again?

I prefer more traditional ways to travel.

Do you receive 45? Do you receive 45? Emergence at the height of a periscope.

Confirmation. Over.

All we want is the formula.

Get on here, no tricks.

It is not for death to have company.

How did it develop, gentlemen, over?

Ugly. Over.

- What do you mean: Ugly? - 'shape, ugly, over.

Oh, Mr. Warren, there was a misunderstanding. My sister ...

he took my orders completely wrong. I'm so sorry. - Yes!

I can imagine that. I also imagine how I will now only talk directly to "Mr. X".

Over. .... Α! and the price is now higher, over.

Oh, Mr. Warren, you are very easily offended. And where do you want to meet "Mr. X"?

- Over, to you. - At the Mediterranean Hotel in the port of Mallorca.

Take it back again ... over ... and us-muts!

I will pierce him in the afternoon. I will pierce him crucially, in the afternoon.

X, will be accurate in time, afternoon.

And the tea served exactly, at four.

At the port, sir.

Excellent firepower, forever ...

When mother is found with white pieces on first and Pi square,

a summer with her own. Exactly 76 grams until simmering.

It will also have plutonium, will also play a harmonium, etc, etc.

- Make sure he does not forget. - It's absolutely certain.

Let him say it again.

He said it 20 times, Kirk. Chill out.

- You started burning it. - $ 4 million, become tobacco.

The memory of Socrates is the best safe in the world.

There is no place on earth to restrict Dupon.

And no kind of prison, that to be able to keep him!

Now that Socrates has memorized the formula, nothing stops, none of us.

And I have you back, Dupon.

It's a great day.

Now, to ensure that we stay united, whatever happens.

- Think carefully, what will you think, gentlemen. - Oh, plug, traitor.

We need to create a distraction and act quickly.

He once liked to shout it,

the thought tastes, tightens, matures.

Show me your ticket, please

I'm not going anywhere.

K. Warren, I welcome you on my little yacht.

I think you know my fiancée.

- What's the matter with you, you said? "Arabonia," I said.

Everyone should have a fiancée, Mr. Warren.

Like everyone has a mother.

Actually. Only you do not have a father.

You imagine, how can you imagine why did I invite you?

I guess I lack imagination, to imagine why.

I want the formula ... I want her now ...

and I'm not going to pay you at all.

You do not pay? It has no goodies.

I have a doctorate in karate.

I do not carry the formula with me.

And as I told you again, I do not trade with you, but with "Mr. X".

Come closer.

Eh, what do you say, why? 247870.

Just the label of the pants.

I hate those who wear such pants.

- Does it serve to take off my underwear? - I guess not.

Speak, please. ... Of course, sir.

Yes Sir.

You won, Mr. Warren. "Mr. X" is available to pay.

Only now I think, I will get $ 5 million

The payment to be made?

After the performance of Chico Perez.

In Chico's dressing room.

- You missed your granite variety. - Thanks.

I'm so sorry.

I know you need it to miss, but was it necessary to leave like that?

These confusions I guess happen if you are by nature a spy.

Oh, they wish it was unconventional behavior that I transmitted to you.

If you do not think to undress quickly, asked me to leave.

Do not be shy.

You cover and you cover again this wonderful spectacle.

Leave my baby ... with passion!

Oh! I see you duro, melt me ​​and me in your passion!

Hey, for a moment, I'm not a roller coaster.

What exactly are you doing here in Palma?

I see you crying, learning how this body is on offer.

Aren't you jealous, Othello? Desdemona is getting married.

This is not something special, but I have to look to my future.

- This happens often. - no, only on the cheap.

Who is the lucky one; ... Figure of speech.

What do you tell us? Weapons and fuel. He is one of the largest entrepreneurs in Texas.

And if I have a husband, unshaven, gasoline is fine.

- And do you know how much you make from the arms trade? - Millions of dollars?

More. Much more.

This is also an interesting job.

International beauties, chasing money.

After having such a marriage, what are you looking for in my bed?

Stop looking, and come here.

I told you , how is little Faini here.

But she is with a man!

- With a British man. - British, but a man again.

- The British are famous for their composure. - Rightly so.

They live on their island in the middle of the ocean surrounded by cod.

If some people enjoy traveling and get a little passionate,

we have to do everything to enjoy.

Your Fain is not so primitive so that because ...

of your marriage, would neglect this. ... Barbarian!

Fain ... Fine!

Fain!

Oh, Faini!

You can do this after the wedding.

Now they have other priorities.

Oh, don't worry Mr. Warren ...

It was inevitable to meet one of these days.

You went, firi-firi

Oh, and something else, Mr. Warren,

You deserve congratulations for the way you handled our subject.

Goodbye mon amur, goodbye. ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ!

Why see who came!

Have you not finished this voyage yet?

Why did you come back to clean the Chinese filth, Cinderella?

I wish I could explain to you how she is the prankster violates my privacy.

You throw it in the corn.

I am always very serious ...

When I see a pistol.

"Mrs. X".

Oh, I do not belong to this organization, Kirk.

And how is your feeling with the Chinese explained?

I'm watching him. For Colonel Smithson.

Pa-pa-papam! Miss Hillary Shakespeare, in the service of His Majesty.

In this case, what is the pistol for? ... It is not so friendly.

I'm not going to leave you, to betray us, again!

I think you should know, that I do not air.

I do not want to send you back to the gallows, Kirk.

Oh, so I have to thank you?

... That I escaped the end of the sentences.

Wonderful!

In fact you never know, except when that time comes.

Give the formula, Kerk.

I will arrange it with Smithson in the afternoon.

I do not know the formula, I said it for distraction.

I do not believe you.

Ω, the fairy does not believe little Pinocchio.

Look, my nose, does not grow!

The formula, Kerk.

You pretend to cut the words, with a knife.

I do not want to cut anything. But I want the formula.

If you want the formula, let's go with my plan.

Just let me wear my work clothes, before I go out, my love.

You will not spoil everything, this time, Hillary.

You will just play my way.

And I want my million tonight, on the shoulders of my fairy.

And no one ... will stop me.

To avoid genetic malformations in insect colonies ...

where from their three parts they produce high toxins ...

we resort to electrical insulation. Oh! But how do I say it, eh?

Yes ladies and gentlemen, is the culmination of the drama

and concerns 2,500 million and, more species of ecosystem ...

We will check this later.

For now, I will keep them.

... with the method of insulation, the three parts ... HUAAA MOM!

Let's separate!

You make it easy for them to find the formula, if we separate.

You do not remember anything. After I burned it!

Let's go, fast.

Go on both sides.

Behind them! Front.

Attention please, the flight of Iberian Airlines

announces that flight number two ...

departs from runway four, for Granada.

You have to catch them. I want them alive.

- What time is it for Palma? - At 4.30, sir.

Do not look now, but I have the feeling that they are following us.

Healthy habits are good ...

but you do not think so

how about this tea break, did he pull over?

Bye, for now.

Behind them!

- Kirk? - Here I am, Chico.

Come on, it's for everyone.

I wish it didn't happen, but if the gentlemen ...

try to escape shoot them in the legs.

- I'm trying to save the formula. - Which formula?

Come on, I'm just working on them. I AM TRYING TO SAVE THE FORMULA!

Men, on their feet. Remember that.

I'm back, I'm coming!

Do you throw well at ours? Put on your glasses, please.

For God's sake!

- Are you stupid! - Sorry, I do not do it on purpose.

Go up, Warren. Quick for name God's. Hurry up!

Climb fast and do not hesitate.

Help me get my hand out from here.

Of course we will.

Mr. Warren, "Mr. X", proposes an agreement ...

the formula in return the lives of your three friends.

In this case, the only thing I can do ...

is his return the money he gave me.

Along with my one million dollars. - ΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ!

- Even though she is retired. - "Mr. X" is not interested in money ...

wants the formula. - The formula burned together with Socrates.

I know. But Socrates saved her.

Your friends and others have been ridiculed shooting each other, like cowboys.

That is why I took the initiative to hide the unfortunate creature in a safe place.

- Oh, what a pain! Pass away! I'm not well. - My friend Socrates.

- Oh, what a pain. - Socrates!

The formula!

Can't you see my tragic situation?

- She does not remember the formula well due to the electric shock. - You are vile, you are vile.

- Why did you do that; - It was necessary to save his life,

and so it happens.

He will remember her correctly, but he needs time.

But that was all I had.

The life of my friends is at stake.

Then there's something my baby, not to do it?

- Look, he's your fiancé there. - He knows you are British.

I would rather not joke about it.

Socrates will never speak again. Socrates will not become a clown!

Just a moment please.

He is "Mr. X", he wants to know if you decided what to do.

Tell him I agree ...

and send tomorrow someone, get me to go golf.

There I will give him the formula.

But, to give the formula ...

you have to have it in your hands, and once you have it, what is the difficulty?

That I do not have the formula in my hands.

Understood! Wonderful, wonderful! I'm crazy about mysteries.

I thought of everything, Mr. Warren. Now it's up to you.

My job is over.

Set your percentage.

You won it fairly.

- When the bird is able to speak ... - I sealed my mouth!

I mean, when Socrates does us a favor, send me the formula to london.

Smithson will go crazy with joy.

You take extreme risks to save your friends.

They have no one but me. Sometimes I deserve their company.

If you know what I mean.

Come on boy, we have to fix your hand.

I'm absolutely sure, how lived ...

a similar situation, many years ago.

- Who do you think you are? - Oh, hello, sir.

I imagine, how do you expect to see "Mr. X" tonight.

I imagine that "Mr. X", waiting to see me.

I imagine you understand "that Mr. X" is waiting for you.

Oh, cut this thing. My imagination is not required, for that.

It's over, Mr. Warren, it's over.

For see. "Mr. X".

Papa-pap-pam!

- Did I surprise you, Warren? - Not in the least.

Oh come on now Mr. Warren, I always believed that you are wanted.

But do not tell me that you suspected me from the beginning.

To identify the evil, I started thinking purely democratically.

Some other times, the butler was always to blame.

Excuse me, I would like you to do me a favor ...

Unless it's difficult.

Tell me something, then ...

I may be idiot, but I think you had the ability to take the formula yourself ...

Why bother me, and the secret services?

I would expect you to clean yourself.

It's very simple, because you were the only one you could ...

to organize and carry out this practically impossible robbery.

- Thanks. - Do not discuss it!

When the job is done, like Wilcox I will check the secret services ...

And as "Mr. X", of course, I will control you!

Do you want to play ; Come.

I clearly understood, that would not be enough for you ...

simply the writing of this majesty.

And that you would take your own initiatives.

You are very independent, to engage in collective interests.

Men like you set the bar high.

But when they are against them men like me with power, always lose.

Probably, it is not always obvious in such a conflict ...

if the right is with the strong the with the weak.

And now, Warren if you have the goodness, give me the formula ...

which is more useful to me, rather than to you.

I'm sorry sir, but I do not have it with me.

Then why did you come to meet me? You earn over a million.

No, I do not want to hang out with you.

Warren, I hate the gallows, as much as everyone else.

I'm afraid I have more to gain except for a weekend with you.

I want the formula. So, don't kill him.

No!!!!!!!!

I warned you!

I'm sorry sir, this joke, I already used it.

I reach for the pistol it is zealously unscathed, Mr. Fouren.

- What; - Nobizo da do empanalampo tonte.

I say, I reach for your pistol is it jealous of you, Mr. Warren?

- For again. - I say, the pistol ... - Slower!

... is zealously unscathed, Mr. Warren!

I have to get the formula. Don't let him get away, guys.

Don't let him get away, friends. Do not let him escape!

So come on. For the Queen and the homeland.

For the Queen and the homeland? He is monarchical.

Oh, it's not going dwarf.

With a little style, if you do not mind.

The next one, please.

Gentlemen, I want to give variety to my show!

I passed you .... I passed you!

I will go down first.

Be careful, I'm worried about you.

Come ...

Hold on, please!

Thank you!

A moment!

Take care!

- Good morning, your tea, sir. - Thanks.

I want him alive!

Alive, let's catch him alive. As a thought it is good.

Hello Mr. Warren, I imagine you rejoice when faced with experienced.

I just have to take care of it, then.

Sit.

I see, you took it seriously.

I put it all ...

8,000 ... 50,000 ... 100,000 200,000!

500,000 ... 800,000 ... 900,000!

Very nice! At the time I risk my life ...

for you, you play poker.

I was not the one who played dirty at the beginning.

- One million! - But then we understood what happened.

E! "Mr. X" beats her.

- Seriously, now? - Very seriously.

Come on, let's see what we can do.

- Why do you sit so long, idle? - And leave the game while I lose?

We will get rid of "Mr. X", after we go for our $ 4 million!

It should all be in the safe, right?

It will be a toy to hang him "Mr. X".

If you know what I mean.

Well ... we did it.

No war is not won without losses.

But what can we do.

Long distance. Connection with London.

Mayfair 2427 ....

Yes I know the number of secret services.

Is there anything he does not know?

Forward? Colonel Smithson?

Here is Warren ... Kirk Warren!

Hahahaha!

I kept it to myself, the word did not come out, you see!

My psychiatrist was right. Repeating the formula,

I fight all my complexions. I love you Lulu! - I know you love me.

Socrates is in love.

It was not easy to Smithson rolls his eyes.

He always wants to get what he really wants.

So does Smithson has both the formula and the traitor!

The formula in dollars and Wilcox in jail, of course.

Now, there is nothing else to say except ...

- Come on say it ... - Smithson wants you all over again.

The secret services, have an important mission, for you.

Here you go ... Read it.

Smithson must be driving me crazy!

- If you know what I mean; - I mean the same and I know.

END.

Amateur subtitles: oberOn.