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I see you agree Willard with an aisle

expresses reputation as a first-class

train the food is pretty good too okay

so maybe there are a few problems with

the food but the service is top-notch

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okay so there are some problems with the

food and the service that have to be

addressed but at least there are no

mysteries

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this is intolerable I see you George

ruddy duck is up to his tricks again

that is one duck with a warped sense of

humor if you ask

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Willard I've never found fighting fire

with fire a very successful I'd bet he'd

stop if he knew what it's like to be the

victim of a practical joke

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the tumour Tutankhaten discovered just

look at the treasures professor

bufflehead is uncovered who's not

related to my boss chief inspector just

as there are many mallards and regions

in the world the same goes with him

that's too bad because one is enough for

any world the put this in my camera yeah

I want to examine it during our trip to

Cairo watch this

aunty George st. George can I ever wear

it with you hmm I tell you George

those were some crazy pranks you played

on lady T lence originals this morning

glad you like him pal good to see

someone else in his train knows how to

have some fun oh I know how to do that

alright this teaches you a lesson

no one likes to have pranks played on

them having any more problems with

George on this trip Andy I wouldn't be

too sure about that we learned

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we'll see who and pranks hope

and please check it for spiders this

time

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dear I hope George doesn't cause a scene

I tell you pal you sure got me good

without squirting flower how about we

call a truce CNT my plan worked

perfectly

no hard feelings then I truce it is

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always remember the George ruddy duck

candor suit pranks better than anyone

just ignore him Willard we don't want to

encourage him it's good to see you again

I have never met you before in my life

good to see you still have our sense of

humor unlike some we must go help the

professor here you are professor

bufflehead it may we join you I admire

the work you're doing indeed your

discovery of tughluq wagons tomb is very

exciting all that gold quiet

being an archeologist must be very

stimulating indeed I read in the

newspaper last year that you were

injured during an important mission in

East Africa what happened I

Tigers chased me please excuse me

professor wait you forgot your king

quite

talkative fellow isn't he

quite

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Oh what if it happened I was just going

for a little walk

minding my own business when I came in

here I stepped right in this bucket I

didn't see it because of the darkness

the door was open I felt like another

beam hurt

falling off the train Oh worse I'm sure

that wasn't the intention whoever left

this bucket here hey it wasn't me these

pranks are getting out of hand

someone's going to get hurt before long

mr. Dores

I have for you this letter I found it in

the dining car what's this this is your

last warning

get off the train at the next stop I

didn't write this maybe it was you I

said not my style

all funny with that bucket on his

flipper you think that was funny

just wait and see

all is not well on the Nile Express

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I'm so looking forward to our camel ride

to the Great Pyramids this morning

excuse me professor but would you like

to join us oh it would be wonderful to

visit the pyramids with an experienced

Egyptologist the pike

I'm afraid not not with my ink journey

it's a good thing George doesn't know

about that day trip you've planned for

us auntie boys we're gonna have some fun

this morning it weeper

now I know I will definitely not go on

that excursion I think I will go out for

some fresh air see you off on your ride

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it's a whoopie cushon he should have

seen your face you are a buffoon sir

I've had enough of your pranks and

uncivilized quack lighten up I was just

having some fun

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crazy camel I thought it was doomed I

wonder why it bolted like that it must

have been this ver it was under one of

the belly straps the camera must have

found it quite uncomfortable what do you

put it there I didn't but you did look

rather funny on that camera Wow just the

show there are no hard feelings would

you care for a stick of gum why thank

you I don't mind if I do

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put salt in my water no one and I mean

no one can prank me say man as well give

up trying well I'm not gonna fall for

that old trick gotcha I didn't put salt

in your water we are putting as much

distance between us and that duck as we

can we are going to explore the interior

ok great what's chicken I guess we're

stuck with George

if we don't play any tricks on him he

won't play any tricks on us I hope

you're right aunty

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how invigorating Oh will hurt just look

at this view

it sure is something aunty goodness what

happened someone pushed me for a second

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is everyone all right

don't play the innocence you pushed me I

could have been hurt we certainly did

not Oh Chuck I thought you said you

would be exploring the inside of the

pyramid and we were going to but the

door wasn't for another hour so we

decided to climb like you yeah yeah

yes we'll help soon

oh I forgot you put salt in my canteen

how silly of me

you won't get me again I will not be

fool again either titter

this is most distressing behavior

you were right auntie tricks do have a

way of getting out of hand

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I hope this doesn't go on all night

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thank goodness it's not the middle of

the night anymore what's wrong Omar you

look like you've seen a ghost

no ghosts Madame but something equally

strange come with me please

good morning is something the matter oh

yes mister something very the matter

with mr. George's compartment it is not

good no I tell conductor and while you

do that we shall inspect the scene and

look for clues

careful auntie this might be one of

George's pranks oh boy I can't trust

casually on the floor is a perfect setup

for a prank

step back auntie no the prank has to be

somewhere else in this compartment

well done Willard you've uncovered a

clue a diamond ready or not here I come

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when you open the door so quickly you

created a draft which blew this cigar

ash interview your duck-tective skills

are very well June this morning Oh

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maybe George isn't trying to play a

trick on us after all is George's day

planning with yesterday's deep torn out

depression meet the faker at midnight

Willard please gather these people in

the dining car I shall be - as soon as I

dressed George ruddy duck is missing who

cares we can finally relax it's probably

all some kind of trick yes a trick but a

very evil one at that I would actually

call it a crime where were both of you

between 10:00 and midnight last night

this button was lying on the ground in

George's compartment oh I also found a

cigar ash on the floor and you are the

only one who smokes cigars on this train

oh oh right all right

Reginald went at 10 o'clock and I had 11

o'clock we wanted to convince George to

stop playing his pranks he was ruining

our vacation but he said he wouldn't

stop his practice not since we played a

trick on him yes I know just as I know

you are not guilty because the real

trickster is Professor bufflehead even

though he is not the real professor do

quite you see I first became suspicious

when George seemed to recognize the

professor from somewhere else

even though the professor denied it I

knew something was clearly not right

when the professor said he was injured

in East Africa while being chased by

Tigers

everyone knows Tigers live in Asia not

Africa and my clipping file confirmed

that the professor cannot walk without

his cane something Willard had to remind

the imposter of the imposter realized

George might ruin his plans to steal the

artifacts from tooten quack ins - if his

real identity became known and that is

when George received the threatening

letter and fell victim to what he

thought were pranks yet I know they were

the acts of a ruthless criminal who

followed us and tried to push George off

the pyramid

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irony the swindler good-for-nothing

thief and conduct what I had it so good

if that pest George hadn't recognized me

I offered a money to keep quiet about

knowing me but he refused

I met him during another job he was

playing tricks on everyone but he didn't

bother me cuz I ignored him that's right

he never did play a trick on you nor

auntie and that was confirmation that

George and Arnie had met before

Arnie clearly learned that the way to

deal with a pest is not to give him any

satisfaction wish I'd known that but

where is the real professor and where is

George

the professor is tied up in the tumor

Tutankhaten and as for George I'll never

tell you but you have already told me

please tell the engineer to return us to

the Valley of the Kings as quickly as

possible so that we may rescue the real

professor and me we shall find George

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maybe we should ignore George until

after we rescue the real professor last

professor bufflehead

thanks to boohoo your nephews

duck-tective instincts miss Ballard okay

okay no more pranks

well that's another mystery solved it is

indeed Willard but as with most

mysteries answers simply make us ask new

questions like what auntie like what

happened to the real mummy miss malotte

asked me to search the entire train and

I did not find it well it must be

somewhere

it couldn't have simply walked away I

wonder professor bufflehead I think we

have stumbled upon another mystery but

perhaps one that should remain and

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