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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Ain't no passing craze ♪
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♪ It means no worries ♪
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♪ For the rest of your days ♪
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♪ It's our problem-free ♪
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♪ Philosophy ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪
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♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪
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♪ It means no worries ♪
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♪ For the rest of your days ♪
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♪ It's our problem-free ♪
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♪ Philosophy ♪
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♪ Hakuna Matata ♪
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♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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I've got ya now, my pretty.
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Yeah!
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Hey! Give it back.
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Give it back.
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You know, I've heard of sleepwalkers
but never sleep-eaters.
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Now exhale that bug,
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- or I'm goin' right in and gettin' it.
- Hey, I laid an egg.
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Pardon me.
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I laid an egg, Timon. See?
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Look at it.
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Isn't it the cutest little eggie-weggie
you've ever seen?
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And I'm gonna hatch it, Timon.
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I'm gonna hatch it and show it
how to hunt for bugs
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and teach it proper manners
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and everything it needs to know about
becoming a big, strong warthog like me.
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Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.
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It may be a late to tell you
about the birds and the bees,
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so let's jump right to the warthogs.
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You are a male pig of the man-type,
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non-egg-laying masculine variety.
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You can't lay an egg.
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How come?
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Because you don't have the proper kind
of inner hydromechanical,
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gyrodynamic diddly-bops
inside of ya that makes eggs.
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And yet I made one anyways,
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and that makes it even more extra special.
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I'm gonna be a mommy!
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Pumbaa,
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only chickens lay eggs.
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And whatever kind of chicken
is in that egg,
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you are absolutely not...
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I repeat, not its mommy.
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Mommy!
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Son!
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Brother.
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Mommy, I'm so glad to have you
as my mommy.
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Mommy, you're big and strong and big.
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I wanna be big and strong
and big just like you.
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You are my mommy, aren't you?
Aren't you my mommy, mommy?
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Of course I'm your mommy.
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Then who's he, mommy?
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Is he my repast, mommy?
Did you bring him here for me to eat?
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Is he my food? Because he sure is scrawny.
Why's he so scrawny? Mommy...
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No. No. No. That's not your food, Junior.
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That's your uncle Timon.
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Isn't he the handsomest warthog
you've ever seen, Timon?
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And he looks just like me.
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- Pumbaa, notice the broad, flat head?
- Yeah.
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Long scaly body?
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- Clawed hands and feet?
- Yep.
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- And serrated tail?
- Right.
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And what does this all add up to?
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Pumbaa Jr.!
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No! He's not Pumbaa Jr.
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He's not even a warthog.
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He's a chicken!
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And an ugly chicken at that.
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Aah!
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Get the ugly chicken off me!
Get that ugly chicken off me!
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Aw, would ya look at that?
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Pumbaa Jr.'s hungry.
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Ho.
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Are you gonna teach me how to hunt, mommy?
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Are you gonna teach me
how to catch my own supper,
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so I can be big and strong
and big like you?
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That's right, Pumbaa Jr.,
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and it's very simple.
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All you gotta to do is wedge your snout
under a log like so,
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roll it over.
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And breakfast is served.
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Now you try.
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Finally some peace and quiet...
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Without that chatterbox underfoot.
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Aah!
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Mommy, I found a big juicy grub.
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But how come he looks
just like uncle Timon?
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How come this grub I just grabbed
resembles uncle Timon, mommy?
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I'll tell ya why,
ya little chicken-livered dirty little...
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Timon, watch your language!
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You don't wanna set a bad example.
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Mommy, how come uncle Timon
won't join us for dinner?
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How come he won't be a part of the family?
How come?
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How come? Mommy? How come?
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You're upsetting
Pumbaa Jr., Timon.
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Come on. Join us for dinner.
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I fixed your favorite.
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Cockroach...
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Casserole...
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Parmesan.
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Mommy, how come uncle Timon
gets to eat first?
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How come he gets to eat first
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and we have to wait and wait and wait 'til
after him how come?
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Timon.
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Yes.
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You should serve others first.
You're setting a bad example.
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Oye.
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Mommy, how come uncle Timon
doesn't say grace?
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How come he starts eatin'
without saying thanks?
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Timon.
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- What?
- Aren't you gonna say grace?
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You don't wanna set a bad example.
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Of course.
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Yubba dub dubs, thanks for the grubs.
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Yeah, boy!
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Timon, I didn't put a fork
on the table for no reason.
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You're setting a bad example.
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Sorry.
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And you shouldn't talk
with your mouth full either
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and don't put your elbows on the table
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and make sure and chew your food 43 times
and don't go eating your dessert first.
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You don't wanna set a bad example.
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Yeah.
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Timon,
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was that you?
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Yes. Is there a problem?
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I'm just glad Pumbaa Jr.
Wasn't around to hear that.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Excuse me, Ms. Manners.
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Are you saying you haven't belched
in front of Pumbaa Jr.?
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Of course not.
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But you're the crown prince of belching.
You majored in gas.
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Not anymore.
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Things are different now
that we have a kid.
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By the way, where is he?
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We're playing hide-and-go-seek.
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Without the go seek part.
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That's not very nice, Timon.
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There you are, uncle Timon.
How come you haven't been lookin' for me?
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Did you forget how to play
hide-and-go-seek?
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Did your brain clean forget how to play?
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Let's play us a different game.
How 'bout tag?
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You're it.
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Why, you...
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Family picture.
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Family picture!
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Let's just get it over with.
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Mommy, how come uncle Timon
is standing so far away from me?
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How come he doesn't wanna get close to me?
Part of the family.
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Scoot in closer, Timon.
You're settin' a bad example.
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That's it. Little closer.
Very good. Little closer.
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Ooh, we're gettin' there. Little closer.
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A little closer!
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There. Perfect.
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Okay, here we go.
On the count of three.
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One,
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two,
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three.
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Aah!
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He just wanted to make sure
you had a smile on your face.
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Yeah, sure.
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The Omen's not around, is he?
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No. He's brushing little teeth
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and flossing, too.
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Did you brush and floss your teeth, Timon?
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No, I didn't, Pumbaa.
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Ooh-ooh, why not?
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Because I didn't feel like it!
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What happened to the no worries days?
Hakuna Matata?
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Now with this kid around,
we can't be ourselves anymore.
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It's not that I don't care for the kid,
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it's just that we used to go huntin'
for bugs in all hours of the night.
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Now we stay home with junior.
He's crampin' our lifestyle.
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But the time you and me and junior spend
together is as good as any we've ever had.
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But he's not our kid, Pumbaa.
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And as much as you wish you were,
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you are not his mommy.
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He's a completely different kind animal.
He came from an egg.
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He's an ugly chicken.
And as much as we love him,
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we don't know how to raise him.
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He needs to be with his own species.
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What's that?
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Nothin'.
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It looked to me like a thin,
flexible sheet of material
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made of finely divided, compressed fibers
and used for writing on.
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What do you mean?
It's just a piece of paper.
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See? Wait!
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Don't read it!
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It's a letter from Pumbaa Jr.
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"Dear mommy,
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How come uncle Timon is so right?
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How come I'm not like you
and I don't belong with you?
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I'm going to run away from home
because of what uncle Timon said."
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Signed, "Pumbaa Jr.,
the ugly chicken."
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Timon, what have you done?
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I know, and it's all my fault.
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He can't survive out there, Pumbaa.
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It's a rugged, dangerous, cruel world,
and he's just a little ugly chicken.
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He'll be eaten alive.
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We've gotta find him.
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Well, according to my calculations,
we've searched everywhere
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except for right over there.
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- Aw!
- Can ya believe it?
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He's found another chicken
as ugly as he is.
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And look how happy it's made him.
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You know, Timon,
you've been right all along.
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Junior's not a warthog.
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He doesn't even have any tusks.
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He should be with his own kind.
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Me and my tail are glad to hear it.
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But we just can't leave him
and his lady friend out there all alone.
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I'd get kinda worried about them.
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Well, Pumbaa, don't you worry.
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I've got an idea that'll set
your mind at ease
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and give Pumbaa Jr. and his girl
the upbringing they deserve.
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Thank you so much, mommy.
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Thank you so much for everything you
taught me and showed me and learned me.
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You're quite welcome, Pumbaa Jr.
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And thank you so much, uncle Timon.
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Thank you so much for everything you
taught me and showed me and...
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Switch to decaf.
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I'll miss you, too.
Go on. Your parents are waiting for you.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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So long.
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Have a nice life, kid.
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There. Don't you feel better, Pumbaa?
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Now junior and his girl can be raised
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and nurtured and taken care of
by the other chickens!
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Surprise!
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I got him!
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No, man. I got him.
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Wha-ha ha!
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Tsk tsk tsk.
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My, my, my.
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It's a three-carnivore pileup.
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This is, after all, the 13th time
in 13 days
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that those heinous hyenas have succeeded
in sullying our sustenance.
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How unlucky.
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Why don't we simply eat them
out of the way?
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Chetayto.
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Why they're... they're skinny,
they're smelly.
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They're...
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Well, just look at them.
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They're hyenas.
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Yes. I see what you mean.
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00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,746
Still it does seem prudent that we dispose
of them in some expedient manner
255
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,634
before we suffer severe stomach upset.
256
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,245
Perhaps an elaborately constructed ruse,
257
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:02,423
in the interest of occupying
their microscopic minds.
258
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,418
Agreed.
259
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,920
Whoa-ha ha ha ha!
260
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,667
- Aah!
- Aah!
261
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,418
We hate to interrupt
an intellectual debate.
262
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,170
Wh-wh-wh-who are you?
263
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,210
And whaddaya want from us, ya big...
264
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,671
Big, bold, brave cheetahs?
265
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
Cheetahs?
266
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,923
How kind of you to ask.
267
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,455
Well, hey.
We're just here to make you happy.
268
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,637
As long as it doesn't involve
bein' chewed up and swallowed?
269
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,627
No, no, no, no.
270
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:47,627
We just dropped by because we couldn't
help noticing you dropped this.
271
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,706
Ha ha.
272
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,423
Of course, we knew how
important it must be to you
273
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,830
when we saw that it was,
in fact, a treasure map.
274
00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,877
Ahoy!
275
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,830
Arrr!
276
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,038
If one carefully follows
the map all the way,
277
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,536
far away,
278
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,415
one shall reach the "x"
and find the treasure.
279
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,830
Alright, answer me this.
When you say, "treasure,"
280
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:17,379
do you mean gold and diamonds and riches
or just a buncha chopped liver?
281
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,955
Just a bunch of chopped liver, of course.
282
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:20,881
I'm there.
283
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,039
Count me in, bro.
284
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,080
Well done. Well done.
285
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:30,792
Which is exactly how I prefer
my wildebeest steaks prepared.
286
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,083
Yes.
287
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,333
Indubitably.
288
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,458
Yeah.
289
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,787
We talked it over,
and we just have one little question.
290
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:45,247
Yeah. Um, how do ya spell "x"?
291
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,254
With all due respect,
if you don't mind me inquiring,
292
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,875
what exactly have you done, Chetahto?
293
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,713
Why, I've carefully calculated the
trajectory vehicle
294
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,182
in accordance with the height and weight
of our participants.
295
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:15,378
So as to perfectly determine the rapid
ascent and decline of the shuttle,
296
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:19,083
thus landing them directly in the angry
mouth of mount eruptus.
297
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,417
Okay, now let me get this straight.
298
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,999
You're calling this the werengeti what'll?
299
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,538
No. The serengeti shuttle.
300
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,250
The most magnificent means
of transportation this side of the Sahara.
301
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,923
Exactly. Why not only do you get
the best view of the jungle
302
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,960
but you get the best view of everything
to eat in the jungle.
303
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,125
Did you say eat?
304
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,463
That's what I heard.
I heard him say, "eat."
305
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:46,582
Eat is what I heard.
306
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,671
Hey. Hey. Come on. Hey!
307
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:53,634
Hey, come on! I should get the front seat.
I mean, you got the front seat last time.
308
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,209
You're right. Sorry.
309
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:57,877
Hey! Wait a minute.
310
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,461
There was no last time.
311
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,706
No way. You ride in the back
with bark-breath.
312
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,830
I'm not ridin' in the back
with nobody, man.
313
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,327
- You're not in charge.
- Get outta my way.
314
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,380
Care to cut the cord?
315
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,379
No, no, no, no. Please.
It was your idea.
316
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,247
How very kind of you.
317
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,541
Ha ha ha!
318
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,250
Ptooey!
319
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,495
Do you smell something burning?
320
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,000
Only my heart.
321
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,417
Say, ya know,
that shuttle is one hot ticket.
322
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,537
Yeah. That ride really blew us away.
323
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,830
Not far enough, I'm afraid.
324
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,578
But you're... you're back so soon.
325
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,134
Well, it was a little warm.
326
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,830
Yeah, and I gotta tell you guys,
327
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:08,251
I never heard of a shuttle
without seat belts and airbags.
328
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,787
Plus there was no room
for carry-on luggage.
329
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,330
Heh heh hee, pea-pea.
330
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,380
What did he say?
331
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,998
He said they didn't serve peanuts.
332
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,418
Twisted tale of woe!
333
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,957
Hey, what's wrong with them?
334
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:27,745
Yeah, man, it's not like we asked
for a complimentary upgrade or nothin'.
335
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,995
It's awful!
336
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:32,884
There, there.
337
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,499
Surely there's something else we can do
to make them go away.
338
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:39,419
No. Don't you see? That's just it.
339
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:44,995
When the three of them are all together,
they're just too dopey to get rid of.
340
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,503
Why, Chetahto, ,
341
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,714
you're more brilliant than even you know.
342
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,595
I'm sure you're right,
but what do you mean?
343
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:57,292
I mean, my good fellow,
it's time to divide... and conquer!
344
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,830
Ya know, you look good in black, man.
345
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,250
Whuu-ha ha ha ha!
346
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,249
Do pardon me for interrupting,
but beneath your deep-fried facade,
347
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,383
I could not help noticing
you are the brains of the bunch.
348
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,462
I am? I mean, I am.
349
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:24,457
You are. And that's why we want to share
with you, and only you,
350
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:28,457
a prize morsel greater than
any other you've ever tasted.
351
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,134
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
352
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,083
Right-o. Now let me ask,
353
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:36,076
have you ever perchance laid eyes
on the highly coveted, richly flavored,
354
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:39,996
tart and tantalizing, rare... wild goose?
355
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,877
No, I haven't,
but I have a feelin' I'm about to.
356
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,323
How do I get it? Where do I go?
357
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,245
Now, follow my instructions exactly.
358
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,708
Go left at the grassy plains,
then 3,000 miles north past the equator,
359
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,552
and then cross
the international date line...
360
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,500
I don't know why,
361
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:02,502
but, man, I sure am in the mood
for barbecue. Aren't you?
362
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,673
Heh heh heh. Barbecue.
363
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,667
Excuse me,
364
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:14,459
but I couldn't help noticing
that you are the brains of the bunch.
365
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,325
- 'Kay.
- Good.
366
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:19,252
Listen, how'd you like to sink your smarts
into a highly coveted,
367
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,463
richly flavored, tart and tantalizing,
rare wild goose?
368
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,538
Lovely. Go left at the plains,
3,000 miles north of the equator,
369
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,380
then sashay along the boulevard
until you come up to a large...
370
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,332
Alright, brains. How'd you like a little
rare wild goose?
371
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,833
Wha-ha ha! Hah! Hah!
372
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:39,747
Charming.
373
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:43,794
Left at the plains, 3,000 miles past
the equator, dah dah dah.
374
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,920
Hey! Watch where you're goin'.
375
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,955
What do you mean, watch where I'm goin'?
376
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,576
Hey! Where are you goin'?
377
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,330
I could ask you the same question.
378
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,376
Somethin' tells me you're here
to chase a wild goose.
379
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,673
H-how'd you know?
380
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,830
Because I was told
I am the brains of the bunch.
381
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,883
No way. I was told I'm the brains.
382
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,671
Heh heh heh. Hee hee.
383
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,041
Gentlemen,
384
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:48,127
I think this whole thang
was nothin' but a snow job.
385
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,211
You know, Chetayto,
386
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:58,287
I believe I prefer the rotisserie rhino
to the hash-browned hippo.
387
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:02,535
Yes. Three months of unrestricted,
388
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,745
unsurpassed, and unbelievable
gourmet dining.
389
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,293
I feel like a new man-eater.
390
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,705
Surprise!
391
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,423
Didn't anybody ever tell ya?
392
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,785
Cheetahs never prosper.
393
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,665
Yeah, and since you all sent us
on a wild goose chase,
394
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:28,884
I think it's just about time
for us to chew the fat.
395
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,210
Hey, you kooky,
groovy groovesters, listen.
396
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,248
I'm just on my way to
a wild goose convention.
397
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,382
Can you tell me which way's the south?
398
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,285
Thanks so much, babe.
You are beautiful animals.
399
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,075
You're happenin'.
I love ya. I mean it. Ciao.
400
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,671
I'll get him! I'll get him!
401
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,500
Back off, buddy, I saw him first!
402
00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:58,209
No, you don't. He's mine!
403
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,537
Or do you mean he's yours? It was my idea!
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