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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,673 --> 00:00:17,256 (suspenseful music) 4 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:33,470 (jovial ominous music) 5 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,863 (suspenseful music) 6 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,990 ♪ Eight o' clock this morning, ♪ 7 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:09,184 ♪ I am lying in my bed. ♪ 8 00:01:09,184 --> 00:01:10,888 ♪ Waking from a dream - ♪ 9 00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:13,182 ♪ Rather sweet and kinda bad. ♪ 10 00:01:13,182 --> 00:01:15,065 ♪ Did I see my future? ♪ 11 00:01:15,065 --> 00:01:17,176 ♪ 'Cause it can't have been my past! ♪ 12 00:01:17,176 --> 00:01:18,904 ♪ What has life in store for me? ♪ 13 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,090 ♪ And is it gonna last? ♪ 14 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:24,090 (dissonant dream deviance) 15 00:01:36,253 --> 00:01:37,732 ♪ Next stop is the bathroom, ♪ 16 00:01:37,732 --> 00:01:40,211 ♪ I'm not feeling all that fresh. ♪ 17 00:01:40,211 --> 00:01:41,968 ♪ Cat lick for the office, ♪ 18 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:44,206 ♪ 'Cause I badly need the cash. ♪ 19 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:45,892 ♪ Looking in the mirror, ♪ 20 00:01:45,892 --> 00:01:48,195 ♪ I see my eyes are kinda red. ♪ 21 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,077 ♪ Wondering what is best for me ♪ 22 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:53,494 ♪ I go right back to bed. ♪ 23 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:02,118 (alarm clock rings) 24 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:14,283 (dissonant dream deviance) 25 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:31,165 ♪ Chewing on a gum that was left from yesterday. ♪ 26 00:02:31,165 --> 00:02:32,894 ♪ Trying to leave behind ♪ 27 00:02:32,894 --> 00:02:35,176 ♪ Everything that's caused dismay. ♪ 28 00:02:35,176 --> 00:02:36,888 ♪ Looking in the paper, ♪ 29 00:02:36,888 --> 00:02:39,154 ♪ Who still does that nowadays? ♪ 30 00:02:39,154 --> 00:02:40,865 ♪ Desperately trying to keep up, ♪ 31 00:02:40,865 --> 00:02:44,698 ♪ In a million different ways. ♪ 32 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:02,416 (walking bass music) 33 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,100 - Watch out! 34 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,500 Can't you see that the young lady needs a rest? 35 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,484 (dark music) 36 00:03:26,484 --> 00:03:31,130 Do you remember what I always do when I'm planning anything? 37 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:35,116 - You overlook everything and you oversee nothing. 38 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:37,520 (dark music) 39 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,990 - Exactly, I over..., 40 00:03:40,735 --> 00:03:42,278 you idiot! 41 00:03:42,278 --> 00:03:46,111 (dark music) 42 00:03:51,963 --> 00:03:54,963 (upbeat jazz music) 43 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:36,039 (punch thud) 44 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:37,470 - Our cities aren't safe. 45 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:40,220 (sinister music) 46 00:04:45,621 --> 00:04:47,954 (hand slap) 47 00:04:49,202 --> 00:04:52,535 (sinister music) 48 00:04:58,725 --> 00:05:01,808 (walking bass music) 49 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:40,713 - Hey knucklehead, what's up? 50 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,653 What do you say about the lady there, huh? 51 00:05:44,653 --> 00:05:47,653 (smooth jazz music) 52 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:52,010 I have a responsibility to my inferiors 53 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:54,614 that I don't take lightly, Felix. 54 00:05:54,614 --> 00:05:57,614 (smooth jazz music) 55 00:06:07,316 --> 00:06:08,458 - What lady? 56 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:11,565 - Oh, come on. You know who I'm talking about. The lady! 57 00:06:11,565 --> 00:06:13,963 The one you've been eating up with your bug eyes. 58 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:18,720 My flavor of the day. 59 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,593 - Your flavor? 60 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:23,223 - She's here for me, not for you. 61 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,733 Not in your wettest dreams. 62 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:32,060 You know, you wouldn't know what to do with her anyway. 63 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:36,750 Some people have a way with women and you ain't one of them. 64 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:39,930 You're good with papers and pencils 65 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,973 and flipcharts. That sort of thing. 66 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:46,920 What we need here is someone suave, someone sophisticated, 67 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,470 someone like... 68 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,920 Well, let me tell you one thing, my friend: 69 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,240 If you wanna please the customer, 70 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,613 you gotta please the chicks around him first. 71 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,363 You're aiming way too high, buddy. 72 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:05,463 Hey Jane! 73 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,480 If you need somewhere to put your handbag, 74 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,410 you can hang it on Felix's hard on. 75 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:13,875 He's crazy for the lady. (Jane and Ron laugh) 76 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,570 On second thought, don't hang it. 77 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:18,081 We don't know how solid this guy is, huh? 78 00:07:18,081 --> 00:07:20,480 (Jane and Ron laugh) 79 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,313 I'm busy. 80 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:25,967 - So! 81 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:28,940 What did you do at the weekend? 82 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,590 - Oh, I went to the casino with a friend. 83 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,250 - Male or female? 84 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,370 - Female. 85 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:38,203 - What happened? 86 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,470 - We put our money together, 87 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,690 played a little Blackjack and won. 88 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:45,360 - [Jane] Did you fuck her? 89 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,670 - No, we split the win evenly. 90 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:48,503 - I mean, 91 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:54,465 did you FUCK her? 92 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:08,950 - Oh, hmm. That...that's a little private. 93 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:11,873 - Yeah, fucking tends to be. 94 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,793 - Did you go out? 95 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,292 - Well, yeah. 96 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:21,125 (sighs) Whatever. 97 00:08:29,859 --> 00:08:32,859 (fairytale music) 98 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:35,363 - Hello. 99 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:39,270 Are you busy? 100 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,393 - Not right now. 101 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,567 - My boy had to leave 102 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,020 and I wonder if you could help me with my boxes. 103 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,266 They're a little bit heavy, you know. 104 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,849 - I bet they are. 105 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:52,690 Oh, I wouldn't know. 106 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:54,590 Only if I lifted them 107 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,720 which I...I wouldn't do, 108 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,810 un...unless you ask me to, 109 00:08:58,810 --> 00:08:59,693 like now. 110 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,363 Can we leave? 111 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,520 Do you want to leave right now? 112 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,983 - Yes, follow me. 113 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:11,903 (walking bass music) 114 00:09:25,943 --> 00:09:29,570 (dark music) 115 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,460 - Do we have everything we need? 116 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,460 - Yep. 117 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,359 - Guns? 118 00:09:33,359 --> 00:09:34,192 - Mm-hmm. 119 00:09:34,192 --> 00:09:35,220 - Rope? 120 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,053 - We do. 121 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,230 - Daggers? 122 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,000 - Of course. 123 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,710 - Do you think we'll get many? 124 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,560 - With you sir, always. 125 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,986 - Ah, the extenders! 126 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:46,448 - Got them. 127 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:47,303 Plenty. 128 00:09:47,303 --> 00:09:48,693 - Have you tried them on? 129 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,070 - Well, no I have not. 130 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:53,840 - Why not, useless? 131 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,730 I'm already doing that 132 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:56,440 but we must find out if they also work 133 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,983 for less endowed men like you. 134 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:01,910 Oh, watch out. Here they come. 135 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,513 Go, go. You've got to hide! 136 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:10,362 (dark music) (women talking in background) 137 00:10:10,362 --> 00:10:12,836 (Sviatoslav groans) 138 00:10:13,719 --> 00:10:15,400 Oh... 139 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,766 My leg. 140 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:22,113 - Have you hurt yourself, sir? 141 00:10:22,113 --> 00:10:24,060 - Yes, very much so dear. 142 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,765 Come a little closer. 143 00:10:25,765 --> 00:10:27,487 (dark music) 144 00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:29,880 - Yah! 145 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,630 (dark music) 146 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,713 - Are you on your way? 147 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:43,500 - Where to? 148 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,010 - I can show you. 149 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:48,500 I can open your eyes and make you see. 150 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,680 All the beauty there is in this world. 151 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,760 Everything we love 152 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,683 but also what we hate. 153 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,287 All the dangers lurking in the dark. 154 00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,910 - Yahahahaha! 155 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,045 - Excuse me. 156 00:11:02,045 --> 00:11:02,878 - Yeah? 157 00:11:02,878 --> 00:11:04,805 - Are you easily scared? 158 00:11:04,805 --> 00:11:05,663 - What? 159 00:11:05,663 --> 00:11:06,620 - Whoohaha! 160 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,550 - Then, you should come to my seminar! 161 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,890 I'll help you build up self esteem 162 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:14,530 and learn to defend yourself in dangerous situations. 163 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:19,030 A.C.T. Analysis. Control. Transformation. 164 00:11:19,030 --> 00:11:22,290 I'll teach you to be the woman you've always wanted to be. 165 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:27,140 Blossom mentally, spiritually and sexually. 166 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,770 I also offer a large collection of toys 167 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:33,170 of the highest standard and adult entertainment. 168 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,357 Viewer discretion is advised. 169 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:41,208 (a touch of clarinet music) 170 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,460 This has been an extremely successful day. 171 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,610 Is the venue organized? 172 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:51,248 - Yup. 173 00:11:51,248 --> 00:11:53,380 - I hope it's gonna be big enough. 174 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,290 Well, after a strenuous day 175 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,120 even men of great mental capacity 176 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,917 and physical strength like myself, should relax a little 177 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:05,130 and you, with your limited resources, 178 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,981 definitely need to unwind. 179 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:12,083 (a touch of clarinet music) 180 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:26,920 (women screaming) 181 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,440 No, don't...don't scare them anymore. 182 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,950 We're through with this for to... 183 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,250 Why didn't you tell me I'm still wearing 184 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,450 the penis extender, you idiot. 185 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,660 - I thought you saw that. 186 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,660 - See that? 187 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,890 I don't see my penis. It's not my job! 188 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,810 It's YOUR job to see my penis. 189 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,460 I see where it's pointing and follow its lead. 190 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,410 - I'm sorry boss, I'm so sorry. 191 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,370 From now on, I'll watch your penis constantly. 192 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,153 - You sick little pervert! 193 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:56,310 I won't have you watch my penis. 194 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,750 I'll get somebody new to do that. 195 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,601 Wait until I smash this on your stupid head. 196 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:02,042 - No, no. No! No. 197 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:05,042 (a minor touch sax music) 198 00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:26,004 - It's not too heavy, is it? 199 00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:28,822 - No, not at all. 200 00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:33,568 (a minor touch sax music) 201 00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:27,055 - [Sarah] I want you to meet Nevinovat, 202 00:14:30,658 --> 00:14:33,291 Elena 203 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,740 and Sarita. 204 00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,860 Girls, this is (snaps fingers) 205 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,190 - Felix. 206 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,908 - [Together] Hi, Felix. 207 00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:49,207 - Hi...girls. 208 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:52,007 - Elena, why don't you tell Felix what it is that we do. 209 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:54,613 - We praise. 210 00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:00,236 - Praise? Sure there's always something to... 211 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,069 - Sarita. 212 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:02,963 - We worship. 213 00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:08,216 - Good for you. Good for you! 214 00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:09,560 - Nevinovat. 215 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,253 - We praise and worship our savior in song. 216 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,320 - Of course you do. 217 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,890 What a great way of saving your face... 218 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,660 of praising your save... 219 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,530 Sa...savior in song. 220 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,100 - He's respected. 221 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,530 - We are connected. 222 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,630 - He's beloved. 223 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,920 - And he's above it. 224 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,410 - He'll always lead us. 225 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,110 - [Elena] Knows how to feed us. 226 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,680 - He brings redemption 227 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,110 - and needs attention. 228 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,100 - He won't sign a waiver. 229 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,313 - [Together] He will stay our savior. 230 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,506 - Shouldn't you be practicing your songs? 231 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:44,690 - Oh. 232 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:45,560 - Well. 233 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,450 - Yes. 234 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,963 - Can't Felix help us? 235 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,673 - Felix? 236 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,070 - Well, I'm not much of a singer 237 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,050 but of course, I'll give it a try. 238 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,580 - Great. Well, take it away then. 239 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,823 - Listen honey. We're gonna show you the way. 240 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,003 - The way? 241 00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:13,933 - To sing our song. 242 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,953 If you feel ready to participate, just join us. 243 00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:24,600 ♪ He is the hope and the goal! ♪ 244 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,681 - A spiritual song, I like that. 245 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:29,131 ♪ He has the key to my soul! ♪ 246 00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:30,291 Call and response, great. 247 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:34,861 ♪ He knows the way it should be. ♪ 248 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:39,861 ♪ He sees the truth cause He's He! ♪ 249 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,758 ♪ I am the hope and the goal! ♪ 250 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:48,591 ♪ I have the key to your soul! ♪ 251 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,200 - Don't sing that part. 252 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,723 It's our savior's part. 253 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,390 - Oh, I understand. 254 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:03,030 Well, I guess he better sing that part then. 255 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,053 - Do you want a Mojito? 256 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,743 - Yeah, sure. Why not? 257 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,207 I mean, thank you ma'am. 258 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,737 - [Sarah] You may call me Sarah. 259 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,760 - Why? 260 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,963 - Because I say so. 261 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,860 And now sit down and have 262 00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:43,493 (drop leaking) 263 00:17:43,493 --> 00:17:45,270 (sizzling sound) 264 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:46,103 a drink. 265 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:53,101 I'm going upstairs to my husband now. 266 00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:55,100 (dramatic fairytale music) 267 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,350 Go back to the girls. They have more songs to show you. 268 00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:01,350 (dramatic fairytale music) 269 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,430 - Thank you, honey. 270 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,320 - Nice to see you again, Felix. 271 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,583 Did you come up with the idea to this spot? 272 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,200 - I had an idea for the spot but Ron wouldn't have it. 273 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,620 If you analyze the current political... 274 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,410 - Don't analyze. 275 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,550 Just feel 276 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,600 and you'll get there! 277 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,520 Did you enjoy singing with the girls? 278 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,073 You must visit us again soon. 279 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:45,010 I see a bright future for you, my dear Felix 280 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:48,010 but right now, you're just a very quiet man 281 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,563 in a very loud world. 282 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,153 - Okay, let's go for a first take. 283 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,713 - Walker Power: Scene two, take one. 284 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,690 - And action. 285 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,870 - And that is why my wife and I support our country 286 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,670 in every way possible. 287 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,510 Family, fatherland and fame. 288 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,343 - Cut. 289 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:29,163 Ah, it's...it's frame, not fame. 290 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:33,150 Family and fatherland frame our lives. 291 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,253 - Did I say fame? 292 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:39,740 It's that weird guy there, he's making faces all the time. 293 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,700 He's distracting me. 294 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,290 - Faces? 295 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,970 What kind of faces? 296 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:48,773 - Faces like...like he doesn't wanna vote for me. 297 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,910 - Felix, if I had a face like that, 298 00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:55,020 I would try to move it as little as possible 299 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,380 in order not to attract any unnecessary attention. 300 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,373 Okay? 301 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,493 Just don't be a nuisance. 302 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,530 Oh and Felix? Who are you voting for? 303 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,310 - I'm voting for Mister Walker. 304 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,750 - [Ron] And why? 305 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,600 - I think the socio-economical situation 306 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,860 during the last administration... 307 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,433 - The slogan, Felix! 308 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:23,100 - Oh, yes, of course. 309 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,168 Family and fatherland frame his wife. 310 00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:26,001 - What? 311 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,390 - Ah...our lives. Our lives! 312 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,333 - [Ron] Okay, let's just start from the top again, okay? 313 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,353 - Walker Power: Scene two, take two. 314 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,143 - [Ron] And action. 315 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:57,980 - For family and fatherland I frame my wife. 316 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,820 Why did he mention my wife? 317 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:03,073 That little bastard! So that's why he's making these faces. 318 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,850 He's coming on to her. 319 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:10,850 - Uh, you know, let's just go to page 12, okay? 320 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:12,793 Ah...crime and punishment. 321 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,973 - Walker Power: Scene four, take one. 322 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,580 - [Ron] Action. 323 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,240 - Terrorists are flooding our country, 324 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,070 crime is at an all time high 325 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:36,040 and more and more people are getting divorced, 326 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,410 but in this crisis, we must pervert justice... 327 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:42,593 - Ah...it's:"We must persevere! Justice will reign", honey. 328 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,950 - Well, if that little freak keeps moving around 329 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,650 that fucking sign to and fro, how am I supposed to 330 00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:50,570 do anything right? - You know what, 331 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,720 Jamie, let's just forget about the text. 332 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,190 Give us one of your famous impromptu speeches, yeah? 333 00:21:56,190 --> 00:22:00,433 Okay, so without the slate, just roll. 334 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,350 - We live in dark times. 335 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,610 Our cities aren't safe. 336 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,480 Scoundrels are everywhere and young people 337 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,100 indulge in dirty forms of sex. 338 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,190 Do we have to accept this? 339 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:13,640 Do we have to lead a low life 340 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,330 without morals and uplifting thoughts? 341 00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:19,970 Of course we don't, because I am the man to shed light 342 00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:21,920 on the mess our country has become 343 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:26,250 and in the brightness of day, I will clean the streets 344 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:30,930 and souls and let us all live in prosperity and purity! 345 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:33,530 So watch out all you evil doers 346 00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,690 and law breakers, for you are doomed 347 00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,420 because I will unleash the hounds of Hell 348 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,880 to chase you from the face of the Earth. 349 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,629 I will smash and crush and destroy... 350 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,630 - Jamie, wonderful! - I will eliminate you... 351 00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:50,490 - Wonderful! I find that quite... 352 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,690 I think that's, ah...that's all we really need. 353 00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:56,320 So, one more, just like that 354 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,860 and this time, a little closer on Mister Walker 355 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:03,443 and Sarah! Why don't you join him on this one, yeah? 356 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,630 - [Felix] Walker Power: Scene four... 357 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,443 - The slate is not in the picture. Move it in. 358 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,193 More! 359 00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:20,510 That's good, go. 360 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:23,380 - Walker Power: Scene four, take two. 361 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:24,613 - Ah! 362 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:27,030 (hand slap) 363 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,540 Are we winning? 364 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,120 - You tell me! You went to the agency. 365 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,120 How are the numbers? 366 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,720 - Sure did. 367 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,320 This Ron is a creepy guy. 368 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,220 - Why? 369 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,530 - He's all over me half the time. 370 00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:44,853 - Come on, you know how these agency guys are. 371 00:23:46,475 --> 00:23:49,110 Are you surprised he wants to fuck you? 372 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,720 Everybody does. 373 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,790 - Unless they're married to me. 374 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,943 - Honey, I've got long hours these days. 375 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,300 We gotta concentrate on the campaign, right? 376 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,670 I am running for Governor 377 00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:07,200 and I need all my juice to fuck the public. 378 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,640 So if you wanna have fun, 379 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,490 you better hold my dick when I do it. 380 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:22,083 Honey, I gotta go. 381 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,303 I forgot something! 382 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,480 - Oh, did you? 383 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,040 Don't be long! 384 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:35,240 (She tosses the ring) 385 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:44,717 - Damn, he's still inside of her. 386 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:47,993 This is going to be difficult. 387 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,213 Thank God he came in through the backdoor. 388 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:57,223 This makes my life a little easier. 389 00:24:59,511 --> 00:25:01,761 (chuckles) 390 00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:09,536 (Elena startles) 391 00:25:09,536 --> 00:25:12,120 - What? What, what, what? What is it? 392 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,013 - Oh, I just had a nightmare. 393 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,793 I was getting married. 394 00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,145 - Then what happened? 395 00:25:19,145 --> 00:25:22,530 - A monster came...ate everyone up at church 396 00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:23,853 right after the wedding. 397 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,844 - Why are you whining? 398 00:25:26,844 --> 00:25:28,880 - I don't know. 399 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,410 It feels as if I've just lost my only chance 400 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,973 of ever keeping a wedding ring. 401 00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:37,042 (Elena sobs) 402 00:25:56,692 --> 00:25:57,525 Look! 403 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,023 The show is about to begin! 404 00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:05,378 (people talking in background) 405 00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:08,295 (A.C.T. theme) 406 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,402 - Ladies, welcome! 407 00:26:13,402 --> 00:26:14,671 (audience applauds) 408 00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:19,443 Welcome to our big A.C.T seminar. 409 00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:26,430 Now that's A.C.T: Analysis. Control. Transformation! 410 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:33,750 In this life, we sometimes... 411 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,980 - [Sviatoslav] Cut it out, you idiot! 412 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,977 This is my show, bugger off! 413 00:26:36,977 --> 00:26:39,220 (audience laughs) 414 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:42,780 - And now, my dear ladies, 415 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:45,070 without any further ado, 416 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:49,650 I present to you the host of this show, 417 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,320 the brain behind A.C.T, 418 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,380 the source of all our inspiration! 419 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,793 I give you Sviatoslav Rău! 420 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,440 (audience applauds) 421 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,713 - Welcome ladies, welcome! 422 00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:10,970 Tonight, my fluid, my essence 423 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,780 will enter your hearts and souls, 424 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,320 your minds and bodies 425 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,673 to grow there and form new life. 426 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:25,620 Tonight, I'm going to take you to a higher level - 427 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:31,120 much higher than you ever thought you could rise. 428 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,180 Back from my global perambulations 429 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:37,750 I'm here for this special part of our seminar 430 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,383 that is dedicated to the receiving sex. 431 00:27:44,554 --> 00:27:49,460 For the first part of our show we need an audience member. 432 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,293 (women shouting) 433 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,473 Yes, you dear! 434 00:27:58,570 --> 00:27:59,827 Come on up, please. 435 00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:05,018 (women talking in background) 436 00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:11,000 What's your name, luv? 437 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,940 - Sarita. 438 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,120 - A little louder, honey! 439 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:13,953 - Sarita. 440 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:19,810 - Sarita! Now, where are you from, Sarita? 441 00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,490 - I'm from Frankton. 442 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,930 - Frankton. That's just beautiful 443 00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:28,223 but, more importantly, where do you want to go? 444 00:28:29,590 --> 00:28:31,770 - I...I don't know. 445 00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:32,953 What do you mean? 446 00:28:32,953 --> 00:28:36,596 - You don't know. But of course not! 447 00:28:36,596 --> 00:28:39,330 You have simply no idea 448 00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:42,370 because you're lost and alone and... 449 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:43,726 - That's not exactly what I... 450 00:28:43,726 --> 00:28:47,180 - AND! You don't know where to go 451 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,870 but that's what you need me for: To show you the way! 452 00:28:50,870 --> 00:28:53,600 The way to find happiness! 453 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,600 Now, ladies of all nations, Sarita is hauntingly beautiful. 454 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:03,323 BUT! What about her mind? 455 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,373 Sarita, what is eight times nine? 456 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,410 - Why? 457 00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,800 72? 458 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,010 - Well, that was easy, now. Wasn't it? 459 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:20,860 But what about we asked Sarita what 234 times 786 is. 460 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:27,960 - 183924. 461 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,460 - Yes, we can see that a woman, however beautiful... 462 00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:35,350 (upbeat jazz music) 463 00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:38,920 That's remarkable, quite remarkable 464 00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:43,150 but of course, we've all heard of little 465 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,743 coincidences like this one. 466 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:51,040 Well, Sarita, just tell me: What is 245785 467 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,823 divided by 778812? 468 00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:02,031 - 0.31559. 469 00:30:05,048 --> 00:30:08,048 (upbeat jazz music) 470 00:30:08,963 --> 00:30:11,230 - Well, seems like we're dealing 471 00:30:11,230 --> 00:30:13,040 with a little smart ass here. 472 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,610 Sarita, I don't think you've quite perceived 473 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:17,810 the nature of this show. 474 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:23,510 There's so much more to life than just mathematics. 475 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,980 I don't know why you're constantly bringing up that subject, 476 00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,678 if not to brag with your little talent there. 477 00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:30,470 - Well, I don't think it's appropriate... 478 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:31,820 to constantly interrupt a program 479 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,430 that's been successful all over the world 480 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:36,080 from Budapest to Suriname? 481 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,693 Now hush up with you, you ungrateful little brat! 482 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:45,423 Let's see if we can't find an apter contestant. 483 00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,053 You! 484 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:57,020 (audience applauds tentatively) 485 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:05,047 And you are? 486 00:31:05,047 --> 00:31:06,663 - Nevinovat. 487 00:31:06,663 --> 00:31:11,663 - Nevinovat. How many small circles can a large circle hold? 488 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,690 - Well, I'm not sure. 489 00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:19,420 Maybe 20. 490 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,990 - 20? Perhaps 491 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,023 or perhaps a little more? 492 00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:28,680 - Ah, possibly up to 26? 493 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,600 - Possibly, possibly. 494 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,230 Well, no, Nevinovat. No! No! No! 495 00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:38,160 The correct answer is: It all depends! 496 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,568 It was actually a trick question. 497 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:46,568 Now, Nevinovat was incapable of construing this mystery 498 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:50,770 because her mind doesn't reach the same level 499 00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,249 that her beauty manages to climb to 500 00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:59,749 or as we most commonly would put it: She is stupid! 501 00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:01,750 (audience laughs) 502 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,460 Well, don't you worry my dear 503 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:08,390 because an underdeveloped mental capacity 504 00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:13,390 is quite often accompanied by a distinct moral superiority 505 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,600 because the soft-headed usually don't see 506 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,370 all the opportunities for evil-doings in this world. 507 00:32:21,370 --> 00:32:23,843 It is beyond their grasp! 508 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,843 You may sit down now, Nevinovat. 509 00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:30,742 (crescendo music) 510 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:35,090 Now this demonstrates the moral decay 511 00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:39,640 of the so-called scientists with their mathematics 512 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,994 that have never helped anyone 513 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:44,728 (bag smack) 514 00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:48,269 (a touch of violin music) 515 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,900 - I'm so sorry, boss! 516 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,733 I wish... 517 00:32:56,733 --> 00:32:57,913 - What do I always tell you? 518 00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:00,923 - To clean up after we're done? 519 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,610 - What ELSE do I always tell you? 520 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,064 Be aware of... 521 00:33:07,064 --> 00:33:09,730 - Be aware of... 522 00:33:09,730 --> 00:33:11,670 attacks at all times? 523 00:33:11,670 --> 00:33:12,503 - Mmhmm. 524 00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,283 - So sorry, boss. 525 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:16,582 I was too far away. 526 00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:18,397 - Too far away? What do you mean too far away? 527 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,173 Too far away to shoot her? 528 00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:22,210 - No, I just thought we should better 529 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:25,084 not resort to extreme measures. 530 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,676 - Extreme measures? 531 00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,185 I'll show you extreme measures! 532 00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:32,700 - Boss, please. Your performance! 533 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,397 - What time is it? 534 00:33:34,397 --> 00:33:36,230 I gotta run a show here tonight! 535 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,420 Why are you talking to me? 536 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,841 This is very unprofessional! 537 00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:41,257 The curtain. The curtain! 538 00:33:43,613 --> 00:33:47,130 Gentlemen! Lovers of love! 539 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:49,140 You all know what it's like 540 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,990 when spring has entered your hearts 541 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:55,570 and you want to consume the female of your choosing 542 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:59,490 but she makes you go through that tedious process 543 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,420 of getting to know each other, 544 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:03,530 that is every woman's condition, 545 00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:07,090 may it last for half an hour or half a lifetime, 546 00:34:07,090 --> 00:34:11,002 to invite you to dine at her secret garden. 547 00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:14,300 Tonight, I'm going to teach you 548 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:17,690 how to accelerate this annoying process. 549 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:22,188 I've brought to you a typical female 550 00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:24,775 (audience applauds and whistles) 551 00:34:24,775 --> 00:34:28,739 that we will now see interact with a volunteer. 552 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:36,634 Yes, you in the third row with the weirdly coloured tie. 553 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,384 Please come on up here! 554 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:47,647 (audience applauds tentatively) 555 00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:52,380 Are you a wimp, young man? 556 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:53,213 - No. 557 00:34:53,213 --> 00:34:54,250 (clears throat) 558 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,480 - Can't hear you. (audience laughs) 559 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,717 - No, I am not sir. 560 00:34:57,717 --> 00:35:01,130 - No, you are NOT! 561 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,610 Then make a pass at her. 562 00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:04,785 (audience laughs) 563 00:35:08,085 --> 00:35:09,948 - Hi. 564 00:35:09,948 --> 00:35:12,122 (Amalia yawns) 565 00:35:12,122 --> 00:35:13,860 (audience laughs) 566 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,430 I just read a very interesting book. 567 00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:17,400 - A book? 568 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,601 Don't you have a computer? 569 00:35:18,601 --> 00:35:19,660 (audience laughs) 570 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:23,900 - Sure, I just like the look and the smell of a book. 571 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,157 I guess I like the sensuous joy of reading. 572 00:35:27,157 --> 00:35:28,918 I like to touch things. 573 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,005 - You like to touch things, you little pervert? 574 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,029 (audience laughs) 575 00:35:36,515 --> 00:35:39,684 - I think we've got off on the wrong foot here. 576 00:35:39,684 --> 00:35:40,518 Let's start... 577 00:35:40,518 --> 00:35:43,147 - Well, what's the RIGHT foot? 578 00:35:43,147 --> 00:35:45,374 What the fuck do you want from me? 579 00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:52,433 - I...I just saw you standing there and I wanted to know...i 580 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:55,678 - How you can touch, you slimeball? 581 00:35:58,230 --> 00:36:01,786 - Please give a warm hand to my assistant Amalia! 582 00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:05,260 (audience applauds and cheers) 583 00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:07,830 That was good fun now, wasn't it? 584 00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:10,607 And we've learned quite a bit too. 585 00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:13,260 We've seen all the wrong movements, 586 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,110 heard all the wrong phrases, 587 00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:18,979 brought about with the completely wrong attitude. 588 00:36:18,979 --> 00:36:20,250 (audience laughs) 589 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,327 You couldn't have possibly made more mistakes, my friend! 590 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,564 How do you survive out there? 591 00:36:26,564 --> 00:36:29,413 The women must eat you up alive. 592 00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:32,372 Well, if only they did. 593 00:36:32,372 --> 00:36:34,309 (audience laughs and applauds) 594 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,965 I have to rest my case! 595 00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:40,039 I can do a lot but with you... 596 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:43,382 Don't forget to purchase your personal penis extender 597 00:36:43,382 --> 00:36:45,200 on your way out. 598 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,197 Maybe that can help a little bit? A tiny bit? A wee wee? 599 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,341 (upbeat jazz music) 600 00:37:10,844 --> 00:37:15,011 (woman speaks Quechua) 601 00:37:28,021 --> 00:37:30,738 (upbeat jazz music) 602 00:37:34,161 --> 00:37:37,162 (women laughing and talking in background) 603 00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:39,850 - Okay girls, enough is enough! 604 00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:43,210 That's it for today. I need a break! 605 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:44,450 Go dance. 606 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,177 (upbeat jazz music) 607 00:37:52,262 --> 00:37:53,210 - What can I do for you? 608 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:54,452 - The usual. 609 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,830 - There you go. 610 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,528 - I'll never get used to that. 611 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,510 - Doesn't seem all that hard to do. 612 00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:12,240 - That's what you think because you haven't lived it. 613 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,270 - Yeah, that's for sure. 614 00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:17,750 - No, no, no. Sorry mate! I didn't mean to put you down 615 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,810 but you gotta understand: 616 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,927 They don't always leave just like that, 617 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,845 so, it's ah... 618 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:27,010 more like a curse, you know. 619 00:38:27,010 --> 00:38:28,280 - A curse? 620 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,370 To be successful with women? 621 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:31,952 - It's not like you think. 622 00:38:31,952 --> 00:38:34,374 You can't really control it. 623 00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:35,207 - What do you mean? 624 00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:36,139 (Samyaza sighs) 625 00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:39,060 - I simply can't stop it. 626 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,003 Just occasionally they leave me alone. 627 00:38:43,294 --> 00:38:45,894 - Are you trying to say that it's always like this? 628 00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,706 - As I told you: It's a curse! 629 00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:51,842 I have been plagued by it for 12 years now. 630 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,250 - A curse? 631 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,570 You mean literally? 632 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,131 - Quite literally. 633 00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,180 You may find it appealing 634 00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:02,210 and that's what I thought at the beginning too. 635 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:06,090 As a matter of fact, that's why I got it in the first place 636 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,363 or rather why I let it be passed on to me. 637 00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:11,440 - Passed on to you? 638 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,963 - That's just how it works. 639 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,950 You meet someone who has had it long enough 640 00:39:16,950 --> 00:39:19,410 to wanna get rid of it 641 00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:23,170 and then, if that man has informed you truthfully 642 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:26,503 and comprehensively about all the dangers involved, 643 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,710 it can be passed on to you. 644 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,554 - Could it be passed on to me? 645 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,830 - You understand that this is permanent 646 00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:47,670 until you find somebody who is willing to release you? 647 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:49,528 - Yeah. 648 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,376 - Good, 649 00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:56,872 but beware my friend because the power that comes 650 00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,858 from within can never be controlled completely. 651 00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:04,660 But they say 652 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:08,430 that the pure of heart are strong enough to try. 653 00:40:08,430 --> 00:40:11,018 - Done. No problem! 654 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,360 - Okay. 655 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,290 Then we must perform the ritual now. 656 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,698 - [Felix] But how? 657 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,069 - I'll show you. 658 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,653 Do what I do. 659 00:40:37,357 --> 00:40:41,852 Now you're going to say:"Please, give it to me!". 660 00:40:41,852 --> 00:40:44,750 - Please, give it to me! 661 00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:48,004 - Now it's all yours. 662 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,325 Waitress? 663 00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:55,398 May I have a beer please? 664 00:40:58,161 --> 00:41:00,086 - Don't touch me, dirty old man! 665 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,480 - It's working. 666 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,450 It's working! 667 00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:08,300 I can't believe it, I really lost it. 668 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,219 I gotta go, my friend. 669 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:16,493 - But, what am I supposed to do now? 670 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:20,208 - You'll figure it out. 671 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:24,108 It's all about the touch, you know? You'll see. 672 00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:27,264 Just remember what I told you. 673 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:31,681 (upbeat jazz music) 674 00:41:45,491 --> 00:41:48,491 (fairytale music/celeste version) 675 00:42:11,728 --> 00:42:14,528 (fairytale music/piano version) 676 00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:43,836 (staccato music/piano version) 677 00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:09,787 (staccato music/horn(y) section) 678 00:43:31,996 --> 00:43:34,996 (fairytale music/celeste version) 679 00:44:19,585 --> 00:44:23,252 (weird music) 680 00:44:32,056 --> 00:44:35,715 (minor second music) 681 00:45:05,012 --> 00:45:08,070 (walking bass music) 682 00:45:49,285 --> 00:45:52,952 (staccato music/flute section) 683 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:45,260 (upbeat cembalo music) 684 00:47:14,195 --> 00:47:17,528 (staccato music/celeste version) 685 00:47:35,939 --> 00:47:40,281 (slow-down-you-move-too-fast music) 686 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:57,567 (somber music) 687 00:48:31,759 --> 00:48:35,076 (minor second music) 688 00:48:59,965 --> 00:49:02,653 (women growl) 689 00:49:05,253 --> 00:49:07,737 (minor second music) 690 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:46,057 - Hey baby, what are you up to? 691 00:49:46,057 --> 00:49:48,820 - Oh, hi. Nice to see you but, as you can see, 692 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:49,857 I'm not in the mood. 693 00:49:49,857 --> 00:49:52,430 - But darling, what has happened to you? 694 00:49:52,430 --> 00:49:54,000 - Never mind. 695 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,800 I'm...I'm okay, I just need to rest. 696 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,520 - Oh please, just let me! 697 00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,353 - No! 698 00:49:59,353 --> 00:50:01,980 I said I'm not in the mood. You've gotta respect that. 699 00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,550 I'm not your plaything, you know. 700 00:50:03,550 --> 00:50:05,760 I'm having a terrible headache, my ankle is hurt 701 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,197 and I just need to rest now! 702 00:50:07,197 --> 00:50:09,103 - But honey, we can take care of you. 703 00:50:09,103 --> 00:50:09,936 - [Bench Woman] Help you! 704 00:50:09,936 --> 00:50:10,800 - [Shower Woman] Heal you! 705 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,100 - No, not now! 706 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,380 Don't move. I've got my gloves here. 707 00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:15,560 - No, please don't... 708 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,550 - I'm gonna have to put them on if you don't calm down. 709 00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:19,870 - Felix, come on, you can't. 710 00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:23,517 - Yes I can and I have a wetsuit too. 711 00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:24,400 - [Shower Woman] Felix no! 712 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,410 - Yes I do. 713 00:50:25,410 --> 00:50:27,490 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna take it out 714 00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,060 and put it on right now. 715 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:32,170 - We treated you like we have never treated any other man. 716 00:50:32,170 --> 00:50:33,047 - Yeah. 717 00:50:33,047 --> 00:50:34,480 - We want you! 718 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,313 - We need you! 719 00:50:35,313 --> 00:50:36,940 - Then, don't waste me! 720 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:39,700 I'm just real tired right now. 721 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,000 I'm going through something completely new, 722 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,950 something strange and wild but also - beautiful! 723 00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:50,430 It's, YOU are beautiful 724 00:50:50,430 --> 00:50:53,380 but don't pour your beauty all over me all the time 725 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,630 'cause...'cause I'm really drowning from... love. 726 00:50:57,630 --> 00:50:59,760 At first it just got me wet all over 727 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,970 but now it's coming up to my mouth 728 00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:04,980 and I see it rising and my throat gets tight. 729 00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,080 I...I... 730 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,560 Please! Just give me a break to recover some energy 731 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,360 and time to understand all of this, okay? 732 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,560 - Okay, fair enough. 733 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,080 You take your rest, see you tomorrow. 734 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,019 - Bye for now, honey. 735 00:51:23,019 --> 00:51:24,869 - Take care of yourself, darling. 736 00:51:25,770 --> 00:51:27,511 - Get a good night's sleep and in the morning, 737 00:51:27,511 --> 00:51:29,363 you'll be up again, stronger than ever. 738 00:51:32,477 --> 00:51:35,778 (smooth jazz music) 739 00:51:35,778 --> 00:51:39,080 - Aw, that is so cute! 740 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,810 Seems like someone finally got some action, 741 00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,938 some rough action. 742 00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:46,473 (chuckles) You look like you've been fucked. 743 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,480 Didn't sleep much last night? 744 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,800 - [Felix] Not really. 745 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,640 - What do you mean "not really"? 746 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,690 What happened to you? 747 00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:57,323 - Nothing, just hung out with a couple of friends. 748 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:02,313 - Female friends? (laughs) 749 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,420 - Yeah. 750 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:09,880 - Oh well, that is something else, huh? 751 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,120 Somebody's finally gotten the gist of it, ay? (chuckles) 752 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,903 Well, congratulations, man. 753 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,390 Oh... 754 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:25,543 It looks like your little fling has just shown up. 755 00:52:28,118 --> 00:52:30,200 - Felix! Felix...Felix! 756 00:52:32,456 --> 00:52:35,788 - And she brought a friend. (chuckles) 757 00:52:35,788 --> 00:52:37,550 - Let me go, you bastard! 758 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,517 (all three acquaintances shouting in background) 759 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,260 - And another. 760 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,724 You...Wait a minute! How many did you say that you...? 761 00:52:47,724 --> 00:52:49,680 - Well, I'm experimenting a bit at the moment. 762 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,587 Can't really keep count, you know? 763 00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:57,150 - Oh, and where did you say that 764 00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:59,859 you met all of these new...friends? 765 00:53:02,790 --> 00:53:04,140 - I picked them up yesterday. 766 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,140 They were running from your apartment. 767 00:53:12,761 --> 00:53:15,944 - Felix, wait a second! - Baby, wait! 768 00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:18,454 - Felix, Felix! 769 00:53:24,782 --> 00:53:27,532 (doorbell ring) 770 00:53:33,990 --> 00:53:35,910 - Hello, my name is Felix Blythe. 771 00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:37,510 Professor Jones is expecting me. 772 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,260 - [Professor Jones] Has the young gentleman arrived? 773 00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:39,694 (dish shattering) 774 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:50,290 - Hello Professor Jones. My name is Blythe, Felix Blythe. 775 00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:51,560 We talked on the phone. 776 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,160 Thank you very much for receiving me on such short notice. 777 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,990 You remember? It's about the curse. 778 00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:58,710 - No! No cursing around my house! 779 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:02,120 - Oh, come on, darling! We're talking cults here. 780 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:02,953 - Yeah. 781 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,640 - Welcome, my friend. 782 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,450 You see, I don't have many visitors anymore. 783 00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:14,090 Your case just seems fascinating to me. 784 00:55:14,090 --> 00:55:16,980 Come on, I'll show you something. 785 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,860 I've done a little research. Based on 786 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,363 the information you've given me 787 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,860 we find a curse of your kind mentioned 788 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:30,400 in many different cultures, 789 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,750 as early as 5000 years ago. 790 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:37,450 You see, already the Sumerians complained 791 00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:39,790 about the difficult nature of the female 792 00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:44,790 and the, therefore, complicated road to procreation. 793 00:55:45,153 --> 00:55:48,220 (suspenseful music) 794 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,400 Legend has it that Uruk, the Smart, 795 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,410 a local businessman of a south Sumerian tribe 796 00:55:56,410 --> 00:56:00,200 who was in charge of distributing agricultural products, 797 00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:06,170 got so frustrated with the famously beautiful Ashihara 798 00:56:06,373 --> 00:56:08,680 and her negative attitude towards 799 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,670 uncomplicated sexual encounters, 800 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:17,562 that he went to his spiritual advisor Saki for help. 801 00:56:17,562 --> 00:56:20,311 (jovial ominous music) 802 00:56:28,580 --> 00:56:30,710 When confronted with the idea 803 00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:33,690 of equipping Uruk with a magic spell 804 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,190 that would enable him to have physical access 805 00:56:37,190 --> 00:56:42,190 to any Sumerian lady at the time of his choosing, 806 00:56:42,230 --> 00:56:46,570 the spiritual advisor felt ambivalent. 807 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:50,370 While being able to relate to the problem, 808 00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:54,640 Saki warned that the power that comes from the origin 809 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,640 of the world must never be released in its entirety 810 00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:03,123 or mankind was doomed! 811 00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:07,700 One half of nature, he went on to explain, 812 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:11,040 was to hold the balance by resisting, 813 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:15,040 thereby ensuring the constant development 814 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,953 of the strength of the other half. 815 00:57:18,487 --> 00:57:21,125 Although later scientists concluded that 816 00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:26,125 this euphemistic approach to human relations in general 817 00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:30,710 and the complicated arousal process 818 00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:33,518 of a female in particular 819 00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:38,330 was based on Saki's lack of amerous success, 820 00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:43,321 the principle of the duality of nature 821 00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:48,321 was supported by great parts of Sumerian society. 822 00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:52,760 When Uruk insisted that the fate of the world 823 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,350 was of lesser importance than his personal success 824 00:57:56,350 --> 00:58:01,350 with women, Saki relented and prayed to Osku for help. 825 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,460 That night, in his sleep, 826 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:11,072 he was given a mysterious physical ritual 827 00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:15,820 involving the right hand moving up and down 828 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:20,817 in front of one's face and a magic sentence. 829 00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:31,780 The next day he showed the ritual to Uruk, 830 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:34,793 told him the magic words to go with it 831 00:58:36,352 --> 00:58:37,633 𒀀𒃽𒇗𒂸 𒎍 𒍭 832 00:58:37,633 --> 00:58:39,284 𒀀𒃽𒇗𒂸 𒎍 𒍭, 833 00:58:39,284 --> 00:58:41,850 warned him to use it unwisely 834 00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:45,680 and, should he become bereft of his physical powers, 835 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,810 to pass it on to somebody else - 836 00:58:48,810 --> 00:58:51,403 the same way he had acquired it. 837 00:58:57,481 --> 00:59:01,040 Uruk is believed to have died of a heart attack 838 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,290 after a long and fierce alimony battle 839 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:07,603 over his last 14 children with Ashihara. 840 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:16,280 Over the course of the next 5000 years 841 00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,240 this legend showed up in many different 842 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,016 cultures all over the world. 843 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:25,870 Famous people identified as potential bearers 844 00:59:25,870 --> 00:59:30,870 of the curse were Casanova, Don Juan and The Beatles. 845 00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:34,910 Though nothing could ever be verified 846 00:59:34,910 --> 00:59:37,120 beyond reasonable doubt. 847 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,200 - Wow, so at least I'm following a long tradition. 848 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,500 Well, Professor, thank you very much for your help. 849 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,980 I've already taken up enough of your precious time. 850 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:46,813 - Don't mention it. 851 00:59:46,813 --> 00:59:48,874 - Goodbye. - It's been a pleasure. 852 00:59:56,702 --> 00:59:59,160 (Ron rustles through the bushes) 853 01:00:05,985 --> 01:00:07,918 - We must get bigger. 854 01:00:07,918 --> 01:00:09,720 This can only be the beginning. 855 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:14,410 We must organise seminars in every town, every country 856 01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:16,843 and on every continent in the world! 857 01:00:16,843 --> 01:00:20,556 - (chuckles) Yes and in every province too. 858 01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,063 - That's included, you idiot. 859 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,280 - Oh, you...you mean, they don't have to pay? 860 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,800 - No! When I'm talking about every country, 861 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,640 then every province is included 862 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,400 and when I'm talking about every continent, 863 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,531 then every country is incl... 864 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:38,938 (Felix's frantic female followers follow Felix) 865 01:00:42,107 --> 01:00:45,011 That's a completely new concept! 866 01:00:45,011 --> 01:00:48,260 - Bu...but that's the guy from our show. 867 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:49,712 - What guy? 868 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:51,183 - The loser? 869 01:00:51,183 --> 01:00:53,080 - The...Why? What? 870 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,296 - The guy you told Amalia 871 01:00:54,296 --> 01:00:56,060 to make look stupid. 872 01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:58,338 - Oh, that guy. 873 01:00:58,338 --> 01:01:00,579 He must have learned something then. 874 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,204 Do you think he got all of that from our seminar? 875 01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:09,614 - (laughs) No, of course not! 876 01:01:10,821 --> 01:01:12,156 (crescendo music) 877 01:01:13,305 --> 01:01:15,606 (a minor touch sax music) 878 01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:20,824 Boss! 879 01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:26,120 I'm so sorry! 880 01:01:54,575 --> 01:01:56,225 - Hi, cowboy! 881 01:01:56,225 --> 01:01:58,500 I hear you're getting mighty popular around here. 882 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,400 - Well, I try my best. 883 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,360 I'm just a bit stressed out lately. 884 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,195 Too much work, you know. 885 01:02:04,195 --> 01:02:05,840 - That's not what I'm hearing. 886 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,530 They say you're the new ladies man 887 01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:10,667 that gets all the juices flowing. 888 01:02:11,536 --> 01:02:13,280 So you better listen up boy, 889 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,780 'cause it's not working with me. 890 01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:17,209 I'm all dried up on you. You couldn't squeeze it in there 891 01:02:17,209 --> 01:02:19,737 if you had put it in milk before. 892 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,125 (Jane moans sensually) 893 01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:34,435 - So, is there anything else you need? 894 01:02:34,435 --> 01:02:38,245 - I need you. Ah, I need you! 895 01:02:38,245 --> 01:02:42,531 I need you to go to Ron's office. He wants to talk to ya. 896 01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:44,623 Mm. 897 01:02:46,550 --> 01:02:48,970 Ooh, nice. 898 01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:52,336 Nice talking to you Felix. 899 01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:54,528 We should really do this more often. 900 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,513 (Jane moans sensually) 901 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,985 (smooth jazz music) 902 01:03:03,985 --> 01:03:04,818 (door knocking) 903 01:03:04,818 --> 01:03:05,759 - Come in. 904 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:09,250 Good to see you. 905 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:12,880 Very good to see you. How are you? 906 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,236 - [Felix] I'm okay. 907 01:03:14,236 --> 01:03:17,347 - (chuckles) But it's more than that, isn't it? 908 01:03:17,347 --> 01:03:21,080 You're doing absolutely great. 909 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:26,080 I mean, look at you! You're the talk of the town. 910 01:03:26,164 --> 01:03:31,164 Your touch with the ladies just seems to be special - 911 01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:33,893 really special! 912 01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:39,240 Actually, I think I might have underestimated you 913 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,540 in that respect a bit. 914 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:44,120 I know you've been a good sport with the jokes and all 915 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,870 but this really surprises me. 916 01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:53,840 Anyway, since you've obviously developed 917 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,946 quite a bit of charisma lately, 918 01:03:56,946 --> 01:04:00,175 I think we need to look at your position. 919 01:04:01,101 --> 01:04:02,545 - My position? 920 01:04:02,545 --> 01:04:05,501 - Your position in our company. 921 01:04:05,501 --> 01:04:08,212 We always have advanced positions for guys 922 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,730 who have a hand with the ladies. 923 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,467 - Well, I don't know. I'm a little tired lately and 924 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,116 I don't know if I could... 925 01:04:18,116 --> 01:04:19,691 - Sure you can! 926 01:04:21,707 --> 01:04:24,472 A certain someone that I know is very special to you 927 01:04:24,472 --> 01:04:27,160 will be here any minute 928 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,490 and then we're gonna talk about your future, my friend, 929 01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:34,600 because with your talent and my ideas, 930 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,190 we could really go places. 931 01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,620 But first I gotta show you something. 932 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:43,319 This is really cool. 933 01:04:52,090 --> 01:04:53,180 - [Felix] What's that for? 934 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:58,121 - Well, hop in for a second and you'll understand...partner! 935 01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:11,963 Good, now just put your hand up through that hole there. 936 01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:17,803 There you go. 937 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,810 It adds a special stimulation that never fails. 938 01:05:26,810 --> 01:05:28,923 Satisfaction guaranteed! 939 01:05:31,730 --> 01:05:34,970 And it was actually constructed with you in mind 940 01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:37,291 to better channel your talents. 941 01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:40,644 - Wait. 942 01:05:40,644 --> 01:05:42,430 F...Get me the fuck out of here! 943 01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:44,880 - [Ron] You said you needed a rest. 944 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,900 - Open the fucking board! 945 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:49,120 - [Ron] Relax! If you wanna make the most 946 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,770 out of your talent, you need to learn how to focus. 947 01:05:52,770 --> 01:05:54,994 - Ron, I know you're a bit of a joker and all 948 01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:57,330 but th...this is really not nice! 949 01:05:57,330 --> 01:05:58,239 I... 950 01:05:58,239 --> 01:05:59,072 (door knocking) 951 01:05:59,072 --> 01:05:59,973 - Here she comes. 952 01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:05,370 If you even think about making a sound, 953 01:06:05,370 --> 01:06:06,820 you can forget about your job 954 01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:10,810 and now relax, buddy. 955 01:06:10,810 --> 01:06:12,563 You said you like experiments. 956 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,015 Come in. 957 01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:22,080 - Be careful, you're going down a very slippery road. 958 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,890 - Oh, well. Maybe I like it a little slippery. 959 01:06:24,890 --> 01:06:28,660 - Please, cut it out or you will slip, 960 01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:31,200 fall and never get up again. 961 01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:38,150 So, the campaign? What about the poster? 962 01:06:38,150 --> 01:06:40,107 - Right, well... 963 01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:45,700 It so happens that we have 964 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,120 an image for you. 965 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:52,633 This is our first attempt. What do you think? 966 01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:59,810 - Hmm, well it's a little basic 967 01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:02,385 but I'm sure Jamie will like it. 968 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,252 - Hmm 969 01:07:04,252 --> 01:07:06,860 and well, what about you? 970 01:07:09,124 --> 01:07:10,541 What do you like? 971 01:07:13,454 --> 01:07:15,643 Do you like if I touch you? 972 01:07:15,643 --> 01:07:18,465 (Sarah moans sensually) 973 01:07:18,465 --> 01:07:20,015 Hm, you do! 974 01:07:26,951 --> 01:07:28,118 That's better. 975 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,673 - [Sarah] Oh yes! 976 01:08:11,841 --> 01:08:15,982 (recreational procreation sounds in background) 977 01:08:25,492 --> 01:08:29,490 ♪ All alone in my bedroom ♪ 978 01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:32,713 ♪ I think about a place, ♪ 979 01:08:32,713 --> 01:08:37,272 ♪ Where you are close to me. ♪ 980 01:08:37,272 --> 01:08:41,711 ♪ All filled up with endless gloom ♪ 981 01:08:41,711 --> 01:08:44,743 ♪ My soul rests on a face, ♪ 982 01:08:44,743 --> 01:08:49,743 ♪ That I can never see. ♪ 983 01:08:52,263 --> 01:08:56,492 ♪ Haunting glimpses soon desolve ♪ 984 01:08:56,492 --> 01:08:59,561 ♪ And leave my mind so bare. ♪ 985 01:08:59,561 --> 01:09:03,943 ♪ The gap cannot be filled. ♪ 986 01:09:03,943 --> 01:09:08,041 ♪ You my heart wants to involve ♪ 987 01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:10,953 ♪ But since you are nowhere ♪ 988 01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:15,953 ♪ The thirst cannot be stilled. ♪ 989 01:09:18,313 --> 01:09:22,500 ♪ You detract the "I" from me ♪ 990 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:25,331 ♪ To take it in your sea. ♪ 991 01:09:25,331 --> 01:09:30,331 ♪ Without you I can't be. ♪ 992 01:09:51,972 --> 01:09:56,372 ♪ A second slowly bends its head ♪ 993 01:09:56,372 --> 01:09:59,623 ♪ To make the minute last, ♪ 994 01:09:59,623 --> 01:10:04,055 ♪ That witnesses my pain. ♪ 995 01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:08,479 ♪ The flow of time seems almost dead. ♪ 996 01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,401 ♪ I know it won't be fast ♪ 997 01:10:11,401 --> 01:10:16,401 ♪ Till I see you again. ♪ 998 01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:22,712 ♪ You are everything I see! ♪ 999 01:10:22,712 --> 01:10:25,792 ♪ Without you I'm not me. ♪ 1000 01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:27,281 ♪ Without you I can't be! ♪ 1001 01:10:27,281 --> 01:10:31,040 ♪ You detract the "I" from me ♪ 1002 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,752 ♪ To take it in your sea. ♪ 1003 01:10:33,752 --> 01:10:35,372 ♪ Without you I can't be! ♪ 1004 01:10:35,372 --> 01:10:39,143 ♪ You complete eternity. ♪ 1005 01:10:39,143 --> 01:10:41,820 ♪ You share your soul with me. ♪ 1006 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:46,144 ♪ Without you I can't be! ♪ 1007 01:10:47,039 --> 01:10:50,205 (No Nonsense News Theme) 1008 01:10:57,940 --> 01:11:00,380 - Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. 1009 01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:02,580 A formerly unknown advertising agent 1010 01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:04,610 by the name of Felix Blythe 1011 01:11:04,610 --> 01:11:06,540 has made the headlines today, 1012 01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:09,400 because he was frequently seen all over town 1013 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,810 running away from a group of infatuated women. 1014 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:15,760 Because of his profession, different media analysts 1015 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,100 have commented that this might be linked 1016 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:20,420 to a campaign of some sorts, 1017 01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:23,640 but Surrey's International, the agency the young man 1018 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:27,170 is working for, has denied any connection, 1019 01:11:27,170 --> 01:11:30,320 although a representative uttered a statement 1020 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,180 saying that they will utter a statement 1021 01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,940 when and if anything will have to be 1022 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:38,460 stated or uttered at all. 1023 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:41,310 Of course, we are watching this development for you. 1024 01:11:41,310 --> 01:11:43,318 Henry Clowell has the latest. 1025 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,330 - Tim, I'm waiting here in the beautiful West Park 1026 01:11:47,330 --> 01:11:50,230 of the city where Felix Blythe, the media phenomenon, 1027 01:11:50,230 --> 01:11:52,520 is said to pass by on a regular basis. 1028 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,120 It's all quiet right now but I can still 1029 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,560 see remnants of last night's events 1030 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,080 when, as one of our secret sources has revealed, 1031 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,330 a Roman orgy must have been taking place. 1032 01:12:02,330 --> 01:12:04,123 Well, let's see. 1033 01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:10,104 Here are some pieces of clothing. 1034 01:12:10,104 --> 01:12:12,350 (Felix's frantic female followers follow Felix) 1035 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:14,225 Oh, I think they're coming. 1036 01:12:14,225 --> 01:12:19,223 (Felix's frantic female follower's fawning) 1037 01:12:19,223 --> 01:12:21,230 (sinister music) 1038 01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:24,370 - Geez, look at this! That is one lucky bastard 1039 01:12:25,530 --> 01:12:26,893 and he's so fast. 1040 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,090 - He's used to that by now. 1041 01:12:30,090 --> 01:12:30,923 - What's that? 1042 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,210 - He's become quite fast, 1043 01:12:34,210 --> 01:12:36,375 that's 'cause he's got a lot of exercise. 1044 01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:38,480 - Do you know him? 1045 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,511 I think I know him. 1046 01:12:40,511 --> 01:12:42,070 His face looks familiar. 1047 01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:43,746 - He works for us. 1048 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,242 - But why is he doing all that running? 1049 01:12:50,242 --> 01:12:51,370 - He has to. 1050 01:12:51,370 --> 01:12:52,203 - [Jamie] Why? 1051 01:12:52,203 --> 01:12:53,470 - 'Cause they're after him. 1052 01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:57,670 - Sure, but why doesn't he just enjoy? 1053 01:12:57,670 --> 01:13:00,512 - Oh, he has but now he's a little used up. 1054 01:13:00,512 --> 01:13:02,333 Doesn't have that much anymore. 1055 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,060 - (chuckles) You mean, he's running out of... 1056 01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:08,300 - Yeah and he wants to save the last bits for me. 1057 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,030 Anyway, if you're interested in the guy, you're set 1058 01:13:11,030 --> 01:13:14,768 'cause Ron's already on him investigating everything. 1059 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,540 The thing with Felix, you don't think there's anything 1060 01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:23,540 special at first but when he touches ya, something happens, 1061 01:13:24,449 --> 01:13:29,449 an explosion, eruption, so massive and unbelievable! 1062 01:13:30,316 --> 01:13:33,064 Well anyway, get me Ron! 1063 01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:35,978 I'll need this runner. 1064 01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:39,647 He will lead the chick vote my way. (chuckles) 1065 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:43,270 - I'm gonna try to catch up with him, 1066 01:13:43,270 --> 01:13:45,000 maybe I can get an interview. 1067 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,730 (menacing music) 1068 01:13:47,730 --> 01:13:49,527 - That's Felix! 1069 01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:53,540 He was so calm when he was here. 1070 01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:56,353 He's changed so much since he's been gone. 1071 01:13:56,353 --> 01:13:57,650 - Excuse me, sir. 1072 01:13:57,650 --> 01:13:58,483 - What is it? 1073 01:13:58,483 --> 01:14:00,780 - Why is it that all these women are following you? 1074 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:03,810 - It's 'cause they like me in a certain physical way. 1075 01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:05,610 That's somewhat hard to explain. 1076 01:14:05,610 --> 01:14:07,900 I just wanna state that I can't be held responsible 1077 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,970 or at least not solely responsible. 1078 01:14:09,970 --> 01:14:12,190 You see, I didn't ask for any of this. 1079 01:14:12,190 --> 01:14:14,113 Well, not in so many words. 1080 01:14:14,113 --> 01:14:15,520 Okay, I might have wished for something to change 1081 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:18,360 but I never expected anything like this. 1082 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,470 - Okay, one more question, sir. 1083 01:14:19,470 --> 01:14:21,040 - No, gotta run! 1084 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,572 - Okay, but maybe you, young lady. 1085 01:14:22,572 --> 01:14:23,500 - [young woman] Yah. 1086 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,970 - So, how long have you been involved in this enterprise? 1087 01:14:25,970 --> 01:14:27,290 - Not so long. 1088 01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:29,987 - What's this all about? 1089 01:14:29,987 --> 01:14:32,472 - It's just so nice when he touches you. 1090 01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:33,810 - When he touches you? - Yes. 1091 01:14:33,810 --> 01:14:35,660 - Under what conditions and where? 1092 01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:37,487 - I don't know. I just heard it's special 1093 01:14:37,487 --> 01:14:39,500 and all my friends are here as well. 1094 01:14:40,830 --> 01:14:45,830 - Well, Tim, I think we're just...just running out of time. 1095 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:49,910 - No, actually we are not, Henry. 1096 01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:52,070 Can you maybe try to speak to someone 1097 01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:53,820 who has had contact to him? 1098 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,663 - Thou shall not make women follow. 1099 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,440 - He doesn't. 1100 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,020 They just follow him anyway. 1101 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,520 - And how would you know, Sarita? 1102 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,880 - I saw him. 1103 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,350 He didn't do anything to MAKE them follow him. 1104 01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,537 They WANT to follow! 1105 01:15:11,537 --> 01:15:14,231 - And why is that, I wonder? 1106 01:15:14,231 --> 01:15:17,112 - Maybe he's got healing hands? 1107 01:15:17,112 --> 01:15:18,710 - Healing hands? 1108 01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:21,020 What are you trying to say? 1109 01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:24,172 - Well, it's... 1110 01:15:24,172 --> 01:15:26,040 He touches women. 1111 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,378 - Thou shall not touch! 1112 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,610 - Elena, have you been following these people? 1113 01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:35,120 You know they're not pure in heart, 1114 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,890 just stay away from them. 1115 01:15:37,890 --> 01:15:40,030 Did you enter their sphere? 1116 01:15:40,030 --> 01:15:42,923 - No, I was far away. 1117 01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:46,596 - Did Felix touch you? 1118 01:15:46,596 --> 01:15:47,913 - No! 1119 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,461 Sarita? 1120 01:15:53,867 --> 01:15:55,767 Sarita? 1121 01:15:55,767 --> 01:16:00,761 - Only he may touch from within and without. 1122 01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:05,273 - It is said that only he may touch but who is he? 1123 01:16:05,273 --> 01:16:09,980 (Sarita's redemption music) 1124 01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:24,297 - We know that Sarita. He is our savior. 1125 01:16:25,610 --> 01:16:28,344 - What if he's really someone else? 1126 01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:35,332 - When did you have your last consultation with our savior? 1127 01:16:35,332 --> 01:16:38,179 - About a week ago. 1128 01:16:38,179 --> 01:16:40,726 - And what did he tell you? 1129 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:44,224 - That I must look for the light...in him. 1130 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:46,183 - Yes! 1131 01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:51,118 Because right now, you don't see the light. 1132 01:16:51,118 --> 01:16:52,453 You live in darkness 1133 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:58,060 and he who does not see, must feel! 1134 01:17:01,019 --> 01:17:03,836 (menacing music) 1135 01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:11,289 (whip cracking. Sarita screams) 1136 01:17:11,289 --> 01:17:14,180 (Felix's frantic female followers flaunting) 1137 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:17,750 - So, and as Felix's frantic female followers 1138 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:21,253 have dispersed a bit, it's time to analyze this phenomenon. 1139 01:17:22,490 --> 01:17:26,760 Sir, sir! As an avid connoisseur of media sensations, 1140 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,984 what's your perception? 1141 01:17:27,984 --> 01:17:29,444 - [Follower] He's sitting on that bench. 1142 01:17:29,444 --> 01:17:30,635 - Please, sir. 1143 01:17:30,635 --> 01:17:31,543 Sir! 1144 01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:33,527 The public has a right to know. 1145 01:17:35,936 --> 01:17:38,578 (Felix's frantic female followers flip) 1146 01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:45,245 And as we continue our broadcast... 1147 01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:52,299 (smooth jazz music) 1148 01:17:56,780 --> 01:17:59,532 - Faith and family frame our...? 1149 01:18:02,150 --> 01:18:04,544 He just won't accept anything more modern. 1150 01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:08,014 Nothing light and fun! 1151 01:18:08,014 --> 01:18:11,469 He always wants to fight some evil forces 1152 01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:14,902 or cleanse our hearts and souls! 1153 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,520 Where is the attraction? Where is the MAGIC? 1154 01:18:22,283 --> 01:18:24,008 (Felix's frantic female followers flock 1155 01:18:26,230 --> 01:18:28,232 That's Felix! 1156 01:18:28,232 --> 01:18:29,065 What the...? 1157 01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:31,705 It's turned into an epidemic... 1158 01:18:33,158 --> 01:18:34,945 and he's running away from it. 1159 01:18:35,940 --> 01:18:38,850 Ah, that poor bastard wouldn't know his destiny 1160 01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:40,882 if it slapped him in the face. 1161 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:42,868 What a waste! 1162 01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:47,750 I will see to it that this strange gift 1163 01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,770 finds a more deserved bearer. 1164 01:18:55,387 --> 01:18:58,375 (Felix's frantic female followers flood) 1165 01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,915 - That's him! He's still at it. 1166 01:19:02,045 --> 01:19:04,429 (Felix's frantic female followers flabbergast) 1167 01:19:07,857 --> 01:19:09,910 - Sorry, sorry, ma'am. I just want to ask YOU 1168 01:19:09,910 --> 01:19:11,338 what this is all about. 1169 01:19:11,338 --> 01:19:13,367 - It's about him and what he does to women. 1170 01:19:13,367 --> 01:19:15,402 - Well, what is it exactly that he does to them? 1171 01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,323 - He lets us live! He makes us feel! 1172 01:19:17,323 --> 01:19:20,510 He makes us see the light! 1173 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:22,780 - He has a way with women. 1174 01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,967 How come you didn't see that? 1175 01:19:24,967 --> 01:19:26,820 - Well, he was our idiot. 1176 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,553 - No, YOU are our idiot! 1177 01:19:29,553 --> 01:19:32,761 He's really going for it now. 1178 01:19:32,761 --> 01:19:34,686 I put him down in the show. 1179 01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:37,800 That must have helped him build up self esteem! 1180 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,130 Remember when I put you down? 1181 01:19:40,130 --> 01:19:41,640 - Which time? 1182 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,710 - Last year, when your avalanche 1183 01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:46,330 of stupidity ruined my seminar! 1184 01:19:46,330 --> 01:19:47,163 - When did I...? 1185 01:19:47,163 --> 01:19:48,470 - Ah, shut up! 1186 01:19:48,470 --> 01:19:51,110 I'm speaking metaphorically here. 1187 01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:53,338 I don't have to give any examples. 1188 01:19:53,338 --> 01:19:56,521 Everybody knows about your constant mistakes anyway. 1189 01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:00,270 What did it feel like when I told you off 1190 01:20:00,270 --> 01:20:02,211 in front of the whole audience? 1191 01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:06,616 - It felt just...just like... 1192 01:20:06,616 --> 01:20:08,610 - It motivated you! 1193 01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:11,423 You messed up a little less afterwards. 1194 01:20:11,423 --> 01:20:14,770 So, what happens when you put people down? 1195 01:20:14,770 --> 01:20:15,603 - [Sidekick] They feel... 1196 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:16,436 - Yes? 1197 01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:17,269 - [Sidekick] They feel just... 1198 01:20:17,269 --> 01:20:19,053 - They catapult right up again. 1199 01:20:19,053 --> 01:20:22,794 It's pure physics! You put pressure on their heads 1200 01:20:22,794 --> 01:20:24,953 and then they jump back higher and higher. 1201 01:20:27,393 --> 01:20:29,798 - Well, Tim. It seems to be about life, feelings and light. 1202 01:20:29,798 --> 01:20:32,317 - I'm gotta get him and then I squeeze it out of him 1203 01:20:32,317 --> 01:20:35,170 and then I have it and I intend to keep it. 1204 01:20:35,170 --> 01:20:37,400 - But where does the light come from? 1205 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,923 - From within! Deep deep within! 1206 01:20:41,010 --> 01:20:44,041 - Henry! Are you...are you all right? 1207 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:46,497 - Yes of course, I'm just so thrilled to be able 1208 01:20:46,497 --> 01:20:48,850 to report to you that a new light has been detected 1209 01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:52,240 that only a few men are able to see or to produce. 1210 01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:55,307 Tim, I can't wait to tell my wife when I get home. 1211 01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:00,990 Oh, Honey, wait. Wait! 1212 01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:05,452 - This time, we have to plan everything thoroughly... 1213 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:09,080 So I better do it myself. 1214 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,277 It's important! 1215 01:21:11,126 --> 01:21:15,650 Do you remember what I always do when I'm planning anything? 1216 01:21:15,650 --> 01:21:16,930 - Yes. 1217 01:21:16,930 --> 01:21:20,440 You overlook everything, and you oversee nothing. 1218 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,392 - Exactly, I over... 1219 01:21:24,381 --> 01:21:25,306 You idiot! 1220 01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:31,720 - Well, thank you very much Henry and good luck...at home. 1221 01:21:32,630 --> 01:21:34,860 And now to our next topic: 1222 01:21:34,860 --> 01:21:36,860 Candidate for Governor James Walker 1223 01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:39,750 is linked to the infamous Sisters of Light cult 1224 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,610 through his wife Sarah, 1225 01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:43,510 who, an informant has told us, 1226 01:21:43,510 --> 01:21:47,100 secretly holds a high position in the cult. 1227 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:51,000 Surrey's International, responsible for Walker's campaign, 1228 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,330 did not comment directly 1229 01:21:53,330 --> 01:21:56,640 but their spokesperson and junior campaign organizer 1230 01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,810 Ron Wentworth said on a more general note 1231 01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:01,810 that Walker was a firm believer 1232 01:22:01,810 --> 01:22:04,950 in religious freedom and cultural diversity 1233 01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:07,150 and that everybody was presumed innocent 1234 01:22:07,150 --> 01:22:09,510 until proven guilty. 1235 01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:12,487 Although he hadn't done anything and quote: 1236 01:22:12,487 --> 01:22:14,900 "Of course, our next Governor Walker 1237 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:18,370 follows a zero tolerance policy on crime 1238 01:22:18,370 --> 01:22:21,622 and, moreover, strongly denies any professional 1239 01:22:21,622 --> 01:22:24,255 or private relations to his wife." 1240 01:22:27,013 --> 01:22:27,847 (hand smack) 1241 01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:39,698 - Hi. 1242 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:43,198 - Okay, hi then. 1243 01:22:48,650 --> 01:22:50,817 - Not many women around here, right? 1244 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,525 - Doesn't look like it. 1245 01:22:56,330 --> 01:22:58,070 - Well, and even if there were, 1246 01:22:58,070 --> 01:23:00,190 it probably wouldn't be easy to talk to them. 1247 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:01,140 - Look, I... 1248 01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:03,500 - I know how to do that. 1249 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,100 - Do what? 1250 01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:06,483 - Come on to women. 1251 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,929 - Good for you, my friend, but I really don't... 1252 01:23:09,929 --> 01:23:11,886 - I'm willing to share my secret with you. 1253 01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:16,480 - Ah, just get the fuck away from me, you loony! 1254 01:23:19,919 --> 01:23:23,836 (patrons talking in background) 1255 01:23:34,450 --> 01:23:36,060 - Nice bar, hmm? 1256 01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:38,094 - [Patron] Can't say it wasn't. 1257 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,955 - If only there were some women. 1258 01:23:41,955 --> 01:23:43,780 - There were. 1259 01:23:43,780 --> 01:23:45,760 - Oh yeah, when? 1260 01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,003 - About 1975! 1261 01:23:50,350 --> 01:23:51,733 - Say what? 1262 01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:55,978 - That was a good year for me, 1975. 1263 01:23:56,850 --> 01:23:59,020 - 1975? 1264 01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:01,300 Warm summer that year? 1265 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,550 - No, not particularly. 1266 01:24:03,550 --> 01:24:07,113 It just all fell into its right place for once in my life. 1267 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,659 - Waiter, just get this man a double whiskey, please. 1268 01:24:15,659 --> 01:24:17,660 - [Waiter] Sure mate. 1269 01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:19,243 - Appreciate it, son. 1270 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:22,431 (patrons still talking in background) 1271 01:24:27,601 --> 01:24:30,601 (upbeat jazz music) 1272 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:49,938 - Sorry man, this is not what I do. Come on! 1273 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:56,285 - What's he doing? 1274 01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:58,207 There are no women around. 1275 01:24:58,207 --> 01:24:59,965 - I think he wants to avoid them. 1276 01:24:59,965 --> 01:25:01,530 - Avoid them? 1277 01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:02,786 But why? 1278 01:25:04,530 --> 01:25:07,320 Do you hear that strange music? 1279 01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:08,870 - Sure. 1280 01:25:08,870 --> 01:25:10,514 Why? 1281 01:25:10,514 --> 01:25:12,686 - It sounds like they're mocking someone. 1282 01:25:12,686 --> 01:25:13,519 - Through the music? 1283 01:25:13,519 --> 01:25:14,361 - Yes, through the music. 1284 01:25:14,361 --> 01:25:15,277 - But how can they... 1285 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,342 - Shut up, you're not aware. 1286 01:25:17,342 --> 01:25:21,250 There's something happening on another level. 1287 01:25:23,148 --> 01:25:24,500 - If you could have all the women you wanted, 1288 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:25,537 would you go for it? 1289 01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,167 (Felix's frantic female followers fandangoing) 1290 01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:28,000 - Are you kidding me? 1291 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:28,833 Sure man! 1292 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,390 - [Felix] Let's just do this little game, okay? 1293 01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:31,290 Bear with me for a second. 1294 01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:32,780 - Okay, whatever you say. 1295 01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:34,327 - To get that woman you want... 1296 01:25:34,327 --> 01:25:35,730 - But wait a minute, you said I could have 1297 01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:37,399 ALL the women I want. 1298 01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:40,039 (staccato music/celeste version) 1299 01:25:40,039 --> 01:25:43,531 (Jane moans sensually) 1300 01:25:45,777 --> 01:25:47,067 One after another! 1301 01:25:47,067 --> 01:25:49,970 - Oh, Felix! (Shower Woman moans sensually) 1302 01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,050 - [Felix] Sure, but you have to... 1303 01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:53,737 - That means, I can also have some of them at the same time! 1304 01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:55,710 (staccato music/celeste version) 1305 01:25:55,710 --> 01:25:57,270 - Everything you want but you have to do 1306 01:25:57,270 --> 01:25:58,103 this little routine. 1307 01:25:58,103 --> 01:25:59,195 - Okay. 1308 01:25:59,195 --> 01:26:01,596 (staccato music/celeste version) 1309 01:26:03,090 --> 01:26:05,060 You are crazy, man, this is crazy. 1310 01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:06,887 This is absolutely crazy. I like you, I really do. 1311 01:26:06,887 --> 01:26:09,410 - Na...Now say that you understand that having all the women 1312 01:26:09,410 --> 01:26:11,426 in the world might also cause trouble. 1313 01:26:11,426 --> 01:26:13,350 (staccato music/celeste version) 1314 01:26:13,350 --> 01:26:14,190 - No. 1315 01:26:14,190 --> 01:26:15,113 - Why not? 1316 01:26:15,113 --> 01:26:15,946 - Because that's not true. 1317 01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,826 - That's just the game! 1318 01:26:16,826 --> 01:26:18,110 - [Another Young Guy] Well, I guess I might not 1319 01:26:18,110 --> 01:26:19,470 like this game too much anymore, man. 1320 01:26:19,470 --> 01:26:22,050 - No please, hang in there! I have it, you know? 1321 01:26:22,050 --> 01:26:22,883 - You have what? 1322 01:26:22,883 --> 01:26:27,055 - The magical touch that makes all the women go crazy. 1323 01:26:27,055 --> 01:26:28,567 (Jane moans sensually) 1324 01:26:28,567 --> 01:26:29,420 - [Another Young Guy] No, you don't! 1325 01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:30,750 - Let's just say that I do 1326 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,055 and that I am willing to give it to you. 1327 01:26:32,055 --> 01:26:32,970 - [Another Young Guy] But who in their right mind 1328 01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:33,804 would ever give that away? 1329 01:26:36,307 --> 01:26:37,838 - Well, let's just say that I'm not! 1330 01:26:37,838 --> 01:26:38,671 - [Another Young Guy] You're not what? 1331 01:26:38,671 --> 01:26:39,934 - In my right mind. 1332 01:26:39,934 --> 01:26:40,775 - [Another Young Guy] Well, that's for sure, mate. 1333 01:26:40,775 --> 01:26:42,946 - Dance, just dance! Do the dance! 1334 01:26:42,946 --> 01:26:45,490 (upbeat jazz music) 1335 01:26:45,490 --> 01:26:47,020 And if you want it, you gotta say... 1336 01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:48,830 - Can I please have it? 1337 01:26:48,830 --> 01:26:50,030 - No! 1338 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,357 Give it to me! 1339 01:26:51,357 --> 01:26:52,200 - [Another Young Guy] What? 1340 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,237 - [Felix] You gotta say: "Give it to me"! 1341 01:26:54,237 --> 01:26:57,775 (upbeat jazz music) 1342 01:26:57,775 --> 01:26:59,226 Give it to me! Give it to me! 1343 01:26:59,226 --> 01:27:00,687 - Now, what is he up to? 1344 01:27:00,687 --> 01:27:02,937 - I think he's defending his territory. 1345 01:27:02,937 --> 01:27:04,640 This strange little dance reminds me 1346 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,626 of something from way back when 1347 01:27:06,626 --> 01:27:08,700 but I can't put my hand on it. 1348 01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:09,810 - Your finger, sir. 1349 01:27:09,810 --> 01:27:10,700 - What? 1350 01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:12,307 - You cannot put your finger on it, not your... 1351 01:27:12,307 --> 01:27:15,055 - How the Hell would YOU know what I'm putting on anything? 1352 01:27:15,055 --> 01:27:18,784 (a minor touch sax music) 1353 01:27:18,784 --> 01:27:22,340 - Come on, give it to me, give it to me, come on. 1354 01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:24,025 Give it...Give it to me. 1355 01:27:24,025 --> 01:27:25,350 Give it to me! 1356 01:27:25,350 --> 01:27:27,094 C'mon, give it to me. 1357 01:27:27,094 --> 01:27:27,968 Give it to me. 1358 01:27:27,968 --> 01:27:29,279 Give it to me. 1359 01:27:29,279 --> 01:27:30,970 Give it to me. 1360 01:27:38,976 --> 01:27:40,060 - [Jamie] Where have you been? 1361 01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,860 You oughta be working! 1362 01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:44,520 - Oh, I am. I am. 1363 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:48,550 I have come up with something very, very interesting. 1364 01:27:49,580 --> 01:27:53,490 My investigation team has found a way 1365 01:27:53,490 --> 01:27:57,460 to directly enhance the attractiveness of a candidate. 1366 01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:59,630 - Cut the bullshit, Ron! I know what this is about. 1367 01:27:59,630 --> 01:28:02,660 The crazy guy who's got the chicks on his ass works for you. 1368 01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,565 - Yeah, well, we're in the process of discovering... 1369 01:28:05,565 --> 01:28:07,610 - Get him now! 1370 01:28:07,610 --> 01:28:11,670 - Oh, so you want him to work for you? 1371 01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:14,740 - No, I want what he has to work for me, 1372 01:28:14,740 --> 01:28:16,556 just like it did for him. 1373 01:28:18,571 --> 01:28:23,424 - Well, I think we should be able to come to an agreement. 1374 01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:25,470 Ah...I'll tell you what I've discovered. 1375 01:28:25,470 --> 01:28:27,402 You may consider it a little strange. 1376 01:28:27,402 --> 01:28:28,637 - Ah, I don't care! 1377 01:28:30,470 --> 01:28:31,997 What do I have to do? 1378 01:28:32,930 --> 01:28:34,291 - It's something with the hands. 1379 01:28:36,410 --> 01:28:37,243 It goes... 1380 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:44,868 - Really? 1381 01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:50,050 Well, by the way, you gotta do something about my wife. 1382 01:28:50,050 --> 01:28:53,235 This little choir group of hers is getting way out of hand. 1383 01:28:53,235 --> 01:28:55,920 - Oh yeah, well, Mister Walker, I certainly understand 1384 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,600 why you're worried about it, ah... 1385 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,710 but that caught us completely off guard. 1386 01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:01,400 We didn't know about any of the stuff 1387 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,849 that your wife was into. 1388 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,760 - Well, since she's not into me anymore 1389 01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:11,410 or I into her or in her or around her that much, 1390 01:29:11,410 --> 01:29:13,600 I've kinda lost track of these things. 1391 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,381 I am busy, you know! 1392 01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:21,510 She's always had that spiritual side 1393 01:29:21,510 --> 01:29:24,162 and now it has turned into a cult. 1394 01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:29,803 So, what are we going to do about it? 1395 01:29:32,594 --> 01:29:33,660 - I, ah... 1396 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,840 I need to think this through 1397 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,450 but I'll come up with something. 1398 01:29:38,450 --> 01:29:40,470 - Yeah, something! 1399 01:29:40,470 --> 01:29:42,002 It'd better be good this time. 1400 01:29:43,370 --> 01:29:45,908 I want her out! 1401 01:29:47,434 --> 01:29:48,517 (Walker chuckles) 1402 01:30:08,713 --> 01:30:09,765 (hand smack) 1403 01:30:10,757 --> 01:30:12,372 This is not working. 1404 01:30:13,710 --> 01:30:15,713 You've got 24 hours to make it work! 1405 01:30:19,370 --> 01:30:21,730 - Sorry, sorry. I...I should have told you 1406 01:30:21,730 --> 01:30:24,110 but Walker is so impatient, 1407 01:30:24,110 --> 01:30:27,130 I didn't have a chance to prepare you. 1408 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,699 - How do you know about the handshake? 1409 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,400 - Well, I was at the Professor's house 1410 01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:32,525 underneath the window. 1411 01:30:32,525 --> 01:30:33,818 - You! 1412 01:30:33,818 --> 01:30:37,760 I only wanted to make sure that you didn't get into trouble. 1413 01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,090 I have a responsibility to my inferiors 1414 01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:42,273 that I don't take lightly, Felix. 1415 01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:51,120 Oh, I get it. You're still angry about last time. 1416 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,410 Well, see I know that you want her 1417 01:30:54,410 --> 01:30:56,470 and I gave you the opportunity 1418 01:30:56,470 --> 01:30:59,781 for some very intimate moments with her. 1419 01:30:59,781 --> 01:31:01,888 You should be a little more grateful. 1420 01:31:01,888 --> 01:31:03,882 Oh, okay. I understand. Next time 1421 01:31:03,882 --> 01:31:05,680 I'll let you play a more active role. 1422 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:08,380 But you gotta get this into your head, Felix: 1423 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,020 You may not always like the way I do things 1424 01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:13,590 but we're in this together, okay? 1425 01:31:13,590 --> 01:31:16,350 Now, I see a very bright future for us, 1426 01:31:16,350 --> 01:31:18,793 but we gotta give Walker what he wants 1427 01:31:18,793 --> 01:31:21,430 because that's the only way that 1428 01:31:21,430 --> 01:31:23,213 you can live with predators. 1429 01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:28,510 So, ah...If you want this to work out well 1430 01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:30,633 for you and with Sarah... 1431 01:31:32,670 --> 01:31:34,093 then you gotta help me! 1432 01:31:35,530 --> 01:31:36,958 So, look. I'll ah... 1433 01:31:38,620 --> 01:31:40,452 be in touch with you Felix! 1434 01:31:40,452 --> 01:31:43,093 Ah...Trust me! This is...this is gonna be great! 1435 01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:48,363 - Professor! 1436 01:31:49,670 --> 01:31:52,730 Professor! I'm in a terrible dilemma. 1437 01:31:52,730 --> 01:31:54,530 I really need to lose the curse. 1438 01:31:54,530 --> 01:31:56,320 I just can't put up with it any longer 1439 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,670 but the people who want to have it are planning to abuse it 1440 01:31:58,670 --> 01:32:00,690 to have power and manipulate. 1441 01:32:00,690 --> 01:32:04,395 - Well, what exactly did you want it for? 1442 01:32:05,462 --> 01:32:09,173 - But that was totally different. I just wanted to have... 1443 01:32:09,173 --> 01:32:10,006 to enjoy... 1444 01:32:10,006 --> 01:32:11,820 a little... 1445 01:32:11,820 --> 01:32:13,020 I'm not bad, 1446 01:32:13,020 --> 01:32:13,886 you know? 1447 01:32:13,886 --> 01:32:15,870 At least not like them 1448 01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:17,508 Please, Professor, you have to help me! 1449 01:32:17,508 --> 01:32:21,051 I was told I must give it to someone with a pure heart. 1450 01:32:21,051 --> 01:32:24,220 - But that's what I'm here to talk with you about. 1451 01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:26,880 If you give it to that kind of person, 1452 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,333 the curse will continue the way it always has. 1453 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,608 - And if I give it to somebody bad? 1454 01:32:33,542 --> 01:32:38,542 - Well then the so-called autoreverse effect will kick in. 1455 01:32:40,147 --> 01:32:44,320 - So, I can give it to any bad person that wants it. 1456 01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:45,990 I'm free and nobody gets hurt 1457 01:32:45,990 --> 01:32:48,022 because for him, it just won't work? 1458 01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:53,820 - Believe me, he won't get anywhere he wants to go to. 1459 01:32:53,820 --> 01:32:56,090 - Are you absolutely sure about this? 1460 01:32:56,090 --> 01:32:58,496 - Of course. I'm a professor! 1461 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,638 - Then I gotta go. Thank you, Professor! 1462 01:33:06,556 --> 01:33:08,973 (cane thud) 1463 01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:22,660 - Forgive me, for I've failed to see the light. 1464 01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,600 - Forgive me, for I've failed to see the light. 1465 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,150 - [Nevinovat] Forgive me for I've allowed 1466 01:33:27,150 --> 01:33:29,600 darkness to enter my life. 1467 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:33,030 - Forgive me for I've allowed darkness to enter my life. 1468 01:33:33,030 --> 01:33:35,070 - [Nevinovat] I will open up wide 1469 01:33:35,070 --> 01:33:36,660 - [Sarita] I will open up wide 1470 01:33:36,660 --> 01:33:39,430 - [Nevinovat] to conceive the light deep inside. 1471 01:33:39,430 --> 01:33:41,807 - [Sarita] to conceive the light deep inside. 1472 01:33:43,026 --> 01:33:45,776 (menacing music) 1473 01:33:53,910 --> 01:33:55,133 - [Sarah] Hi, Felix. 1474 01:33:57,687 --> 01:33:59,680 (Felix's redemption music) 1475 01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,513 - Hi, 1476 01:34:01,898 --> 01:34:02,731 Sarah. 1477 01:34:04,316 --> 01:34:07,730 Sarah, you have to watch out. 1478 01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:11,910 Your husband and Ron are planning to get rid of you. 1479 01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:13,370 - You want to help me? 1480 01:34:13,370 --> 01:34:16,290 Oh, that's very sweet of you, darling, 1481 01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:18,640 but don't worry. I've taken care of everything. 1482 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:22,156 - [Felix] They claim you're in some type of cult. 1483 01:34:23,586 --> 01:34:25,618 (menacing music) 1484 01:34:25,618 --> 01:34:27,877 - You surprised me. 1485 01:34:27,877 --> 01:34:30,000 You surprised all of us. 1486 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:33,313 What is it with you and your touch? 1487 01:34:37,850 --> 01:34:40,517 May I come in the tub with you? 1488 01:34:56,723 --> 01:35:00,157 Touch me a little. I wanna feel what it's like! 1489 01:35:06,424 --> 01:35:08,735 But be careful, I don't wanna lose control! 1490 01:35:14,514 --> 01:35:17,014 (Sarah gasps) 1491 01:35:20,170 --> 01:35:23,503 (Sarah moans) 1492 01:35:29,244 --> 01:35:30,769 Oh, you and I... 1493 01:35:33,434 --> 01:35:34,425 could be... 1494 01:35:36,106 --> 01:35:37,506 successful! 1495 01:35:39,135 --> 01:35:42,302 (Sarah pants heavily) 1496 01:35:52,306 --> 01:35:54,723 (dark fairytale sounds) 1497 01:35:56,794 --> 01:35:59,466 (Sarah coughs) 1498 01:35:59,466 --> 01:36:02,966 (Sarah moans. Her heart beat stops) 1499 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:21,203 - Who are you? 1500 01:36:21,203 --> 01:36:25,660 - I am the savior. I bring the light! 1501 01:36:25,660 --> 01:36:29,071 I have always been and I will always be. 1502 01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,310 I am fire and water! 1503 01:36:32,310 --> 01:36:33,793 I am... 1504 01:36:38,730 --> 01:36:41,050 Hang on, something is missing. 1505 01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:43,790 - Boss, we need the evil light. 1506 01:36:43,790 --> 01:36:45,200 - What? 1507 01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,050 - The evil light! 1508 01:36:47,050 --> 01:36:49,460 - Oh yeah, you're right. Evil light from below. 1509 01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,638 Evil light, please! 1510 01:36:53,235 --> 01:36:55,680 (dark music) 1511 01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:56,540 Where was I? 1512 01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:58,500 Oh yes! 1513 01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:02,048 I am everything and everything is me! 1514 01:37:05,214 --> 01:37:06,940 - But you run self improvement seminars 1515 01:37:06,940 --> 01:37:09,023 and sell penis extenders! 1516 01:37:13,950 --> 01:37:18,270 - Well, I gotta have a day job to keep myself busy 1517 01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:21,633 and, as a savior, 1518 01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:27,530 I need to see to it that I am exposed. 1519 01:37:27,530 --> 01:37:30,190 - Exposed to what? 1520 01:37:30,190 --> 01:37:33,480 - To the people! Special people who want to improve 1521 01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:36,183 themselves, who want to find the way. 1522 01:37:37,210 --> 01:37:39,250 - So, that's why you sell penis extenders? 1523 01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,880 - Shut up! 1524 01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:41,713 You're not aware! 1525 01:37:41,713 --> 01:37:42,546 - Of what? 1526 01:37:42,546 --> 01:37:44,555 - Of anything! 1527 01:37:44,555 --> 01:37:47,305 (dark music) 1528 01:37:53,730 --> 01:37:57,948 The only thing you must know is why you're here. 1529 01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:00,930 - I figured that out. 1530 01:38:00,930 --> 01:38:02,213 You want the curse. 1531 01:38:02,213 --> 01:38:06,301 - I deserve it and it's only a curse to you. 1532 01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:11,048 To me, it's simply - my destiny! 1533 01:38:13,088 --> 01:38:14,330 - Oh yeah? 1534 01:38:14,330 --> 01:38:15,163 - I want it! 1535 01:38:15,163 --> 01:38:15,996 - How badly? 1536 01:38:15,996 --> 01:38:16,829 - I need it! 1537 01:38:16,829 --> 01:38:18,410 - How much? - Give it to me! 1538 01:38:18,410 --> 01:38:19,968 - Okay, you can have it. 1539 01:38:19,968 --> 01:38:22,120 - You will undergo the most terrible moment 1540 01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:24,230 humans ever had to endure. 1541 01:38:24,230 --> 01:38:26,026 You will face unimagin...ahoua... 1542 01:38:29,198 --> 01:38:30,190 I can have it? 1543 01:38:30,190 --> 01:38:32,290 - Yeah, I'm done with it. 1544 01:38:32,290 --> 01:38:33,870 It was good fun in some ways I guess, 1545 01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:36,290 but I'm onto other things now 1546 01:38:36,290 --> 01:38:38,770 but we need to do a silly handshake routine. 1547 01:38:38,770 --> 01:38:41,067 - Is that what you did in the bar? 1548 01:38:41,067 --> 01:38:41,900 - You were there? 1549 01:38:43,033 --> 01:38:43,991 - When I tried to lose it? 1550 01:38:46,130 --> 01:38:47,340 - Yes. 1551 01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:49,750 - Funny, I didn't see you. 1552 01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:53,003 - That is because I came in such a questionable shape. 1553 01:38:56,070 --> 01:38:59,025 - Anyway, we need to do this little dance 1554 01:38:59,025 --> 01:39:00,155 and then you have to say... 1555 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:04,010 Well, I'll show you as we go along. 1556 01:39:04,010 --> 01:39:07,240 - Great, then let's do this without any further ado! 1557 01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:08,190 - [Nevinovat] Master. 1558 01:39:08,190 --> 01:39:09,600 - What is it? 1559 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:10,433 - The ritual. 1560 01:39:10,433 --> 01:39:12,011 - Ah, forget about that. 1561 01:39:12,011 --> 01:39:14,403 Let's just get on with it, this is gonna be cool. 1562 01:39:18,715 --> 01:39:19,956 - What about your accent? 1563 01:39:19,956 --> 01:39:22,320 - Now give him a break. I'm trying to do some business here. 1564 01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:24,780 Come on now, what do you want? 1565 01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:26,098 - Your villainous accent! 1566 01:39:27,148 --> 01:39:28,770 - My... 1567 01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,520 Oh, damn! I forgot. 1568 01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,023 Anyway, let's just get this over with. 1569 01:39:41,865 --> 01:39:44,420 (smooth jazz music) 1570 01:39:45,670 --> 01:39:47,190 - What are you doing? 1571 01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:49,860 - I'm taking what's mine! 1572 01:39:49,860 --> 01:39:53,175 - But I already sold it to Walker. 1573 01:39:53,175 --> 01:39:55,190 See, with the touch, he's sure to win 1574 01:39:55,190 --> 01:39:59,200 and then you will benefit greatly, my friend, 1575 01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,550 'cause then you can use his money and influence to... 1576 01:40:01,550 --> 01:40:04,530 - No, I need to have it. 1577 01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:06,610 - No, you don't understand. 1578 01:40:06,610 --> 01:40:08,170 As head of a federal state 1579 01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:12,050 Walker would give you everything you need. 1580 01:40:12,050 --> 01:40:15,000 Just imagine: No taxes, 1581 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,940 government grants to develop the dependency of the people, 1582 01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:20,663 by the people, for the people, 1583 01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:24,840 cultural funding for your cult 1584 01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:28,510 and possibly even access to weapons of mass destruction. 1585 01:40:28,510 --> 01:40:30,205 - No, it has to be me! 1586 01:40:30,205 --> 01:40:31,038 - You? 1587 01:40:32,078 --> 01:40:34,908 - I'm the boss, so it must be me. 1588 01:40:34,908 --> 01:40:36,060 - Why does it have to be... 1589 01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:37,330 you? - Me? 1590 01:40:37,330 --> 01:40:39,000 'Cause I need to be followed. 1591 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,920 It says so in the book, so I must have it. 1592 01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:43,983 It's me, not him. Me! Got it? 1593 01:40:44,990 --> 01:40:45,852 - I... 1594 01:40:45,852 --> 01:40:48,020 - Tell him, who's me? 1595 01:40:48,020 --> 01:40:49,430 - YOU are me! 1596 01:40:49,430 --> 01:40:51,363 - See, only I am me! 1597 01:40:53,330 --> 01:40:56,210 - Yeah, well you're absolutely right. 1598 01:40:56,210 --> 01:40:59,720 You are a key element of our brand. 1599 01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,070 Maybe it's time to...? 1600 01:41:01,070 --> 01:41:02,710 - Yes? 1601 01:41:02,710 --> 01:41:03,928 - Di... - Die? 1602 01:41:03,928 --> 01:41:04,949 - ...versify. 1603 01:41:04,949 --> 01:41:09,540 - Diversify? How can I diversify when there's only me? 1604 01:41:09,540 --> 01:41:11,471 Oh, I know what this is about. 1605 01:41:11,471 --> 01:41:14,570 You want to waggle your way to the top using Walker, 1606 01:41:14,570 --> 01:41:17,690 who probably promised you some job in his administration 1607 01:41:17,690 --> 01:41:21,943 but before long, you're a made man and I'm no longer me. 1608 01:41:22,820 --> 01:41:25,070 - This isn't just about you. 1609 01:41:25,070 --> 01:41:27,420 There are other people involved! 1610 01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:29,120 What gives YOU the right to...? 1611 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,700 - I have the right for I am ME! 1612 01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:34,190 - No, you're not. HE is you! 1613 01:41:34,190 --> 01:41:35,153 - Shut up, I am. 1614 01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:41,090 I have been me since the beginning of time 1615 01:41:41,090 --> 01:41:42,740 when the earth was in spring 1616 01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:45,390 and the first bird sang the first song 1617 01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:49,654 and he who casts doubt on the revelation shall perish! 1618 01:41:50,611 --> 01:41:53,028 (Ron groans) 1619 01:41:55,451 --> 01:41:56,720 Now let's continue! 1620 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,120 Do we need any blood for the procedure? 1621 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,033 - Please, give it to me! 1622 01:42:02,130 --> 01:42:04,620 - Oh, no. I really can't. 1623 01:42:04,620 --> 01:42:07,307 For all that it's worth, but maybe I know someone who can. 1624 01:42:07,307 --> 01:42:09,750 - No! No, no, no, no, no, no! That's part of the ritual. 1625 01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:10,840 You've gotta say it. 1626 01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:15,260 - Oh! Please give it to...dammit! What's this noise? 1627 01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,735 Why am I always disturbed? 1628 01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:19,803 You! 1629 01:42:20,700 --> 01:42:22,600 I know what you want. You can't have it! 1630 01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:24,892 - I get anything I want, whenever I want. 1631 01:42:24,892 --> 01:42:28,225 (sinister music) 1632 01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,200 - Yes, yes, yes, but not what's mine 1633 01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,780 and now hush up with you. I'm busy. 1634 01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:35,191 - What do you think you're doing? 1635 01:42:37,810 --> 01:42:39,370 - I'm taking what's mine. 1636 01:42:39,370 --> 01:42:42,080 - No you're not! I need to be touched! 1637 01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:46,140 I mean...I need the touch! This curse. 1638 01:42:46,140 --> 01:42:51,140 - You may be touched but I'm going to touch the whole world. 1639 01:42:51,688 --> 01:42:54,688 (a minor touch sax music) 1640 01:42:59,169 --> 01:43:00,711 (punch thud) 1641 01:43:00,711 --> 01:43:01,679 (Walker groans) 1642 01:43:08,060 --> 01:43:11,173 I won't be controlled by mere mortals. Off you go! 1643 01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:16,109 (liberation piano theme) 1644 01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:27,523 Please, give it to me! 1645 01:43:29,860 --> 01:43:30,693 Now let's wrap it up. 1646 01:43:30,693 --> 01:43:33,943 I only have this room for another hour. 1647 01:44:10,341 --> 01:44:13,066 (dark music) 1648 01:45:18,328 --> 01:45:20,345 (women hissing) 1649 01:45:25,989 --> 01:45:29,231 (No Nonsense News Theme) 1650 01:45:36,132 --> 01:45:38,700 - A get-together of the Sisters of Light cult 1651 01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:41,030 had a surprising twist today 1652 01:45:41,030 --> 01:45:44,660 when a bunch of female followers turned on their boss. 1653 01:45:44,660 --> 01:45:47,140 They seemed genuinely appalled, 1654 01:45:47,140 --> 01:45:50,640 even disgusted when they were touched by him 1655 01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:53,420 And so cult leader Sviatoslav Rău 1656 01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:56,709 got a little more than he bargained for. 1657 01:45:56,709 --> 01:45:59,626 (Rău's redemption song) 1658 01:46:02,029 --> 01:46:06,707 ♪ He is the hope and the goal! ♪ 1659 01:46:06,707 --> 01:46:11,327 ♪ He has the key to my soul! ♪ 1660 01:46:11,327 --> 01:46:16,078 ♪ He knows the way it should be. ♪ 1661 01:46:16,078 --> 01:46:21,029 ♪ He sees the truth 'cause He's He! ♪ 1662 01:46:21,029 --> 01:46:23,946 (dark fairytale sounds) 1663 01:46:32,269 --> 01:46:35,785 (a minor touch sax music) 111264