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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt
living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear
the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ It's so weird ♪
♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy
♪
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♪ Turns out he's a
regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is
treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's
ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet
is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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[crickets chirping]
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[birds singing]
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Mmm, what day is it?
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[yawns] I don't know.
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Saturday?
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-Saturday?!
-Saturday?!
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Well, you two slug-a-beds
just missed
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a fabulous new gelatin
commercial.
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Darn!
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Snooze-a-voo,
you lose-a-voo.
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You know they're gonna show it,
like, eight more times
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in the next hour.
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Shh. Show's on.
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[all] "The Sorta Sick Adventures
Of Wormface And Skelebony"!
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[Rock music plays]
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♪ We're so stupid ♪
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♪ It's amazing ♪
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♪ We will drive
your parents crazy ♪
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♪ We're obnoxious ♪
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♪ We're so gross ♪
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♪ We'll fry your brains
If you sit too close ♪
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♪ Every lesson we teach is wrong ♪
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♪ We're not even gonna finish
This stupid-- ♪
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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What are you idiots
gibbering about?
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Hurry up, Pretty Boy.
Your favorite show's on.
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You're missing
all the unnecessary,
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over-the-top violence.
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You know how you love that.
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I love nothing!
I love no one!
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Here's what I say
to unnecessary violence.
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[grunting]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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There's that gelatin commercial
we've been waiting for.
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[man]
♪ Fabulous gelatin! ♪
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-[snap]
-Ugh.
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Oh, fine.
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Pretty Boy cops a mood,
we all have to suffer.
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What's gotten into you,
anyway?
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I think I know.
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Could it be that time of year?
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Does someone have
premigrational syndrome?
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You know nothing!
You know no one!
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[all] Mm-hmm!
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I'm a canary.
I don't migrate.
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I live in a cage in a house
with an annoying family.
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I don't have
those stupid biological urges
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other stupid birds have--
to spread their stupid wings
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and fly out
into the stupid world.
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Hmm.
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[bird singing]
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Must... fly... free.
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[jazz music playing]
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Hey, bro.
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What you doin'
cooped up in the house?
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It's an outstandin' day.
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Get your tail feathers out here,
grab a piece of the wind,
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and fly free, baby.
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[music continues]
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[munching]
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[buzzing]
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[whistling]
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Mayday! Mayday!
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We're starting to lose him!
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Leonard, shut the curtains--
stat!
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Oh, dear! Oh, me!
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Gee whiz.
Every single fall.
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Why does this have to happen?
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[grunts]
It's an animal thing.
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We can't resist
our natural urges.
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Ooh! Catastrophe!
Ooh! Cataclysm!
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Must lick my paw
and wash behind my ears.
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Perfect example.
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Why else would anyone do that
at a time like this?
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What are we gonna do?
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We've got to stop him!
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But it's not gonna be easy.
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These biological urges
are nothing to sneeze at.
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Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
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[groans]
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We are pathetic.
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[gags]
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Ahh...
I think that's it for now.
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All right,
here's our plan--
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we set up
a full-house perimeter guard
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until this urge to fly free passes.
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We post ourselves at key points
of potential flight exit here,
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here, and here.
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One of us is always awake
and alert
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while the other two
take turns sleeping, eating...
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Using the little boys' box?
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Whatever.
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Uh, guys?
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Darn.
And it was such a good plan.
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Awk! Awk!
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[crows]
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This is awk-some!
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Look at me, Jolly!
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I'm flying!
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[whistling]
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Oh, he'll never survive!
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He's way too small
and arrogant!
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But how will we ever
get him back?
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I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
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[gnawing]
Darn those annoying instincts!
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Oh, my poor,
deluded little amigo.
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The things he could smash into.
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Ow!
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A freshly cleaned
plate-glass window
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could snap your tiny,
hollow neck just like that!
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Smack!
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Into the grill of some speeding
S.U.V. With its careless,
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cellphone-yakking,
bottled-water drinking driver.
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[sobs]
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An accident like that
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would pulverize his itty-bitty
body into gelatin--
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like on
that incredible commercial
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he'll probably never
get to see now.
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Uh, what say we
just flip on the TV?
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And the predators!
Oh, my soul!
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Owls and hawks!
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Alley cats
who leap out of trash cans,
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eager to gobble up
a poor little birdie
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as if he were just so many
tuna tenders!
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Mmm, that sounds good.
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Say, uh, Leonard,
I wonder if you'd be good enough
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to open me
just a small can of--
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no.
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What kind of shallow,
fair-weather friend
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thinks of food
at a time like this?
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Not I.
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I swear
with you as my witness
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I will not eat again
until you go out there
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and bring Pretty Boy
to his cage once more.
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[gurgling]
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Please hurry.
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Come on! Let's go!
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Be right there.
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Now, Jolly, I've got
a blank tape all queued up.
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If the gelatin commercial
comes on, run to the VCR
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and press "play" and "record"--
got that?
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You've got to push both buttons
at the same time.
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Press "play" and...Something.
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Forgive me.
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My brain is a little fuzzy
from all this not eating.
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Mm-hmm.
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From the top...
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Step lively, Leonard.
You're wasting precious time.
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You're the time waster.
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I'm not the one
who just spent 20 minutes
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trying to teach a cat
how to use the VCR.
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Look how much time you just
wasted by telling me that.
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Look how much time you wasted
yelling at me for wasting time.
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[inhales deeply]
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Let's just proceed,
shall we?
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Now, if I could fly anywhere,
where would I fly?
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[sizzling]
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Ooh!
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Ooh! Hot! Hot!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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[crash]
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Well, it looked
pretty good on paper.
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[engine sputtering]
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Okay, now me,
and then Wilbur.
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What?
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How much longer
are you going to stand here
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staring at the sky,
wasting time?
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[gasps, chuckles]
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Moving right along.
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Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack...
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Ugh!
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Awk! Awk!
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[laughs]
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What about all that time we wasted
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for you to put on your pants
and glasses and stupid beanie?
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It's Saturday!
There's no school!
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You could've just been a dog!
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You don't like my beanie?
You think it's stupid?
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You mean--
let me understand this,
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'cause, I don't know,
maybe it's me--
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I'm a little worried
about a flyaway canary here--
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but my beanie is stupid how?
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Stupid like a clown?
My beanie amuses you?
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What do you mean, "stupid"?
Stupid how?
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How is my beanie stupid?!
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I think we're just both
a little worked up here,
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not to mention wasting time--
your fault, not mine.
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So let's just forget it
and look for Pretty Boy, okay?
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As I was saying,
if I could fly anywhere,
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et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera...
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Saying "et cetera" three times
wasted a lot more time
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[growls]
Than if you had just--
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all right.
Now I'm getting a little picky.
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Whoa!
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I tell ya, free bird,
this is a tad more strenuous
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than flying from a swinging bar
to a little red plastic mirror.
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I'm feelin' wing muscles
I never knew I had.
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Want to give it
a little rest, man?
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Oy, I could plotz.
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No, dude! Not--
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[electricity crackling]
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Ooh! Ooch! Ouch! Ooh!
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Aah!
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I tried to warn you,
buddy.
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My bad.
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Boy, it's a good thing Mr. Jolly
ain't here to see this.
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He'd be fussin' and moanin'
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and washin' me down
from beak to tail.
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I can't quite reach
that tail feather back there.
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Could I impose on you
to, uh...?
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Me?!
Touch another bird's tail?!
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Canary, this is the wild!
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Every bird for himself!
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And that's what I love about it.
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[growling]
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Oh, my heavens.
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There's some horrible,
growling beast loose,
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the there's no one here
to help m-e-e-e!
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Wait-- that is me.
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Ooh, hush, my darling.
I'm sure they'll find him soon.
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Ple-e-e-ase.
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Oh, the heck
with this darned feather.
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There-- go bug someone else.
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I give up.
We're never gonna find him.
257
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:16,667
If only we had
some kind of clue.
258
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,960
Come, Dr. Watson!
The game is afoot!
259
00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,003
What?
260
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,793
Sherlock Holmes--
you know--
261
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,915
his faithful assistant,
Dr. Watson.
262
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,790
He, uh...I've got to set up a
summer reading program for you.
263
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,625
Let's go!
264
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,962
Well, now, that's kooky.
265
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,881
He never lets his chow sit
this long.
266
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,499
Mr. Jolly!
267
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,583
Foodies!
268
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,917
D-D-Don't--
don't listen, Jolly.
269
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,130
You made a promise
not to eat, hmm?--
270
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,038
until Pretty Boy
comes safely home once more.
271
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,785
What were you thinking?!
272
00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,455
Thataway! Let's go!
273
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,205
[crash, both groan]
274
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,543
Eesh! That smarts.
275
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,825
Thisaway! Let's go!
276
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,043
[all] Aah!
277
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,955
[tires screech]
278
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,753
Whoa!
279
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,174
I thought this stuff was only
supposed to happen to birds.
280
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:28,130
Oh no. Sometimes the world can be
a dangerous place
281
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,378
to us higher life-forms
as well.
282
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,128
[whistling]
283
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,754
From now on, we'll have to
watch where we're going
284
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:42,924
and use our wits.
285
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,460
Light bulb!
286
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,832
Why didn't I think of using
my wits before?
287
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:47,957
Duh!
288
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,711
If I know Pretty Boy Helperman,
and I think I do,
289
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:53,082
then right about now
he's starting to feel...
290
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,706
A bit peckish.
291
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,082
Come on free bird.
292
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,536
What say we go below
for a real snackarino?
293
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,543
You're supposed to be a worm,
man, so wiggle!
294
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,325
My pinkie is tired!
295
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,827
Your pinkie is tired?
296
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:11,747
What does your pinkie do all day
that it has to be tired now,
297
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,214
when we need it most?
298
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,541
Now, wiggle, I say!
299
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,205
[laughing]
Stop it! Not fair!
300
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,793
Worm at 12:00.
301
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,455
Not exactly sugar water
and a caraway-seed bell,
302
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,672
but I guess that's
the price of freedom!
303
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,040
[Whistling]
304
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,915
[Leonard] Ow!
305
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,920
Ow!
306
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,880
Ow!
307
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:33,879
[Scott] Shh!
308
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,999
I know that "ow" and "shush."
309
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,922
Whose beanie is stupid now,
310
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,960
Mr. Leonard "Smarty-Pants"
Helperman?
311
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,131
Ooh! [coughs]
312
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,538
What the-- sheesh.
313
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,075
You look like something
the fly dragged in.
314
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,876
We've been looking for you
everywhere!
315
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,879
[clicking]
316
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:54,919
Mr. Jolly won't eat
until you come home.
317
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,420
But he loves his food.
318
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,790
He loves his friend more.
319
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,325
Yeah, well,
we love our freedom,
320
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,707
don't we, Pretty Boy?
321
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,332
You'd have to be a bird
to get it.
322
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:08,327
Come on, brother.
Let's fly!
323
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,170
Now what do we do?
324
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,960
I guess
if we're real friends,
325
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,171
we have to stop thinking
about what we want
326
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,420
and start thinking about
what he wants.
327
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,210
Plus, on a more practical note,
328
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:26,461
short of getting a moving ladder
that could reach the clouds,
329
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:27,752
what can we do?
330
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,384
I guess we wave goodbye
and wish him well.
331
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,748
Goodbye, Pretty Boy!
332
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:32,754
Good luck!
333
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,004
Goodbye!
334
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,213
See?
335
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,711
They can't deny
the freedom bug, man.
336
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,752
They feel it.
They know it.
337
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,924
Give them a little wave back.
338
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Bye, guys.
339
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,881
Was that them?
340
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,791
Was that... was that...
341
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,882
Oh, now I'm hallucinating
from the hunger.
342
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,789
We had to let him go, Leonard.
343
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,995
It's only natural.
344
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,883
You know-- fish got to swim
and birds got to fly.
345
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,499
I got to--
346
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:24,673
well, I got to put on pants
and glasses and go to school,
347
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,920
so who's to say what's really
natural in this wacky world?
348
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,080
But you get the drift.
349
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,286
I still say if we hadn't wasted
so much time
350
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,245
waiting for you to get dressed,
he wouldn't have had a chance--
351
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,673
would you give it a rest?
352
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,170
You're like a regular
little terrier on the subject.
353
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,747
Mm-mmm!
354
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:47,174
Mr. Jolly,
mommy made a salmon mousse
355
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,040
for her
finicky little eater!
356
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:55,252
[screeches]
357
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,883
I made a promise!
358
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,289
It's a...
stupid promise, I know.
359
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,415
But maybe whoever it is up there
who listens to promises
360
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,540
takes this kind of thing
seriously
361
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,575
and will never bring Pretty Boy
back if I break my promise
362
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:14,037
and eat the warm... juicy...
delicious--
363
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,825
Oh, ho-- oh, I'm only one cat!
364
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,205
[spits]
365
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:24,754
Ha!
366
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:25,884
Well, phooey!
367
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:28,499
You never said no
to salmon mousse before.
368
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,963
Maybe we should take
your temperature.
369
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,075
[squealing]
370
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,826
All right, all right.
371
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,957
I'll take it later
when you're asleep.
372
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,171
Oh, great.
373
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,790
Now I won't be able
to eat or sleep.
374
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,380
Oh, joy!
375
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,253
They're back!
They're back!
376
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,753
You found him!
Oh, yay!
377
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,384
Wait a minute.
What-- where is he?
378
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,748
He's not here.
379
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,384
Yes, I picked up on that
380
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,458
from the conspicuous absence
of feathers and tweeting,
381
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,792
but, uh, where is he?!
382
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,035
Pretty Boy
decided to be free.
383
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,825
Oh, okay, I suppose that's a choice
many creatures of the cage might
make
384
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:09,997
given the opportunity.
385
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,793
Perfectly understandable.
Natural. Logical.
386
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,375
Reasonable.
Perhaps even... commendable.
387
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,288
[sobbing]
But did you tell him
388
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,375
I'm not e-e-e-eating?
389
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,207
[hisses]
390
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:26,171
I hope the bag of dirty feathers
chokes on his freedom,
391
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,170
because his best friend
is going to die of starvation!
392
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,290
Mr. Jolly, you just made this
whole hunger-strike thing up.
393
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,035
Whether you starve or not
won't make any difference,
394
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,875
so you
might as well go eat.
395
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:42,419
Well, I believe I will,
by golly, by gosh.
396
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,790
[clock ticking]
397
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:47,745
[sobbing]
I miss him too much to e-e-eat!
398
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,706
Boy, oh, boy.
399
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:54,882
That sunset's a lot bigger
than it looks
400
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,039
from behind the bars
of a dopey cage
401
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,535
through dopey,
partially opened drapes--
402
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,625
if the dopey shutters
are tilted
403
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:04,829
so any dopey light
can even come in at all.
404
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,127
I miss my dopey home.
405
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,788
I miss my dopey friends.
406
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,625
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Who cares?
407
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:12,789
Quit flappin' your beak,
408
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,915
and let's head
for those trees-- pronto.
409
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,330
What's the rush?
410
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:19,787
The rush is, night's fallin',
man-- night.
411
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,205
Heard of it?
412
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,461
When the owls come out
and the coyotes
413
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:25,632
and the snakes
and the alley cats and... owls!
414
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,959
You already said that.
415
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:29,791
No-- owls--
right behind you!
416
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,785
[hooting]
417
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:31,875
Aah!
418
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,788
N-Nice birdie!
419
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,383
Jeez! You didn't tell me
about this part!
420
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,247
Migration's a lonely thing, man.
421
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,293
I wanted some company.
[chuckles]
422
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,125
You think I'm gonna advertise
the horrible downside?
423
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,578
Ha.
My mama didn't raise a fool.
424
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,577
Well, apparently my mother did.
So what do we do now?
425
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,457
If we just huddle very quietly,
maybe we'll get lucky,
426
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,922
and none of our millions
of natural predators
427
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,960
will hear us shivering
here in the dark.
428
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,791
At least it's sort of pretty
when the stars come out.
429
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,245
Uh, those aren't stars, man.
430
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,673
[owls hooting and screeching]
431
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,460
Well, then what are they?
432
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:24,002
The glowing eyes of our millions
of natural predators?
433
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,788
Are you kidding?!
434
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,535
You made me leave my warm, safe,
loving, dopey home for this?!
435
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,785
I hereby resign from
the natural order of wildlife.
436
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,995
I'm outta here!
437
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,632
I wonder where Pretty Boy is.
438
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,959
I wonder what he's doing
right now.
439
00:19:56,834 --> 00:20:00,924
[growling]
440
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,415
There it is!
441
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,170
I made it!
442
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,750
My little house! My little roof!
My little yard!
443
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,424
My little open window!
444
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,960
Ugh.
445
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,041
What was that?
446
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,921
Look!
447
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,330
[all] Pretty boy!
448
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,787
[all] You're back!
449
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:27,075
I see you washed the window
since I left.
450
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:30,376
Nice. [coughs]
451
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:33,458
Carry me... to my seed bell.
452
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,747
Oh...my friend.
453
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,174
My dear, good friend.
454
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:44,170
My dear, good [sniffs]
tasty-smelling...
455
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:52,290
I-I swore an oath of hunger
till you returned.
456
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,705
I picked up on that.
457
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,882
Now, stop looking at me
like I'm a B.L.T.
458
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:58,709
And put me back in my cage,
will ya?
459
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,792
Ahh.
460
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,495
I'm home, Auntie Em,
and this is my cage!
461
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:06,963
And if I ever go looking
for my heart's desire again,
462
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,421
I'll just remember
463
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,170
the grass seed may be greener
on the other side of the fence,
464
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,420
but there sure ain't friends
like you out there.
465
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,042
So next time
try a little harder, would ya?!
466
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,785
I was almost killed
out there!
467
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,415
That's for letting me
get away!
468
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,790
That's for not talkin' me
out of it!
469
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,375
That's for waving goodbye
470
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,918
when you should've held me
in your stupid beanie!
471
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,130
That's for wearing that stupid
beanie in the first place!
472
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,788
Hello, Pretty Boy.
Welcome home.
473
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,875
And now, if you'll excuse me...
474
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,500
Mmm! Salmon mousse!
475
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,753
Even better cold, stale,
and crusty.
476
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,673
Ahh.
477
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,710
That's the way I like it.
478
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:07,076
[man]
♪ Fabulous gelatin! ♪
479
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,876
Drat!
480
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:12,829
Well, I'll catch it
next Saturday.
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