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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪
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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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[French music playing]
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["Greensleeves" playing]
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"It is better to have loved and lost
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than never to have loved at all."
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How many of you were aware
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that the English poet
Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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was not the first person to say this?
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[all talking]
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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No, actually William Congreve
wrote it in his play
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"The Way of The World"
a full 150 years earlier.
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Well, okay, all right, folks,
clue in the teach.
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What's so ding, dang, darn fascinating
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that you can't even pay attention
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to today's English lesson?
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Haven't you heard, Mrs. Helperman?
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The circus is coming to town.
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The circus? I love the circus!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ahem.
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But we mustn't forget
that this is a school night
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and there's still homework,
and tonight's homework is...
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To enjoy the circus!
Yay!
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[cheering]
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[circus music playing]
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[elephant trumpets]
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[organ playing]
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Heh heh heh heh.
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[audience cheering]
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Gloriosky!
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My first circus.
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How the heck could they pack all this fun
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into one little tent?
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Okay, now, hot dogs first,
then cotton candy.
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I got you orange soda
because at least it has the name
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of a natural food in it.
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Hmm.
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It's not really hot,
and it's not really a dog.
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But still, I just can't
bring myself to eat it.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh, ho ho ho.
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Pure sugar! Mmm, and food coloring.
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My conscience is clear.
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Oh, boy, the clowns!
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[horn honks]
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Toot!
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[laughter]
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[cheering]
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[all laughing]
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I should have seen that coming!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Huh? Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'd rather just watch.
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[whistling]
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[grunting]
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No, please, I-I--
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allow me, oh, red-nosed one.
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No!
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Thank you. Thank you! It was nothing.
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There's a lot of love in this tent,
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and we shouldn't be afraid
to talk about it.
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[cheering]
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[laughing]
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[whistles]
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[laughter]
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[cheering]
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[whistles]
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[laughing]
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Oh, Leonard!
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Stop, stop! You're killing me!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls of all ages,
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cast your eyes toward ring number one
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for the world-famous Parisian poodle,
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the one, the only...
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Fifi!
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[cheering]
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[French music playing]
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[pounding]
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Fifi.
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Fifi, you make my heart
feel so strong and beefy.
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Oh, precious Fifi,
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let's fly above the trees
so green and leafy.
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We'll find relief-y from all our grief-y.
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But I must be brief-y, do it in a jeefy.
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Don't want to hit a reef-y.
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For I've no more words to describe
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or rhyme with...
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Fifi.
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Scott?
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Um, I think your neighbor would like
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to return to his seat, dear.
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Huh? Oh.
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Uh, ha ha, right.
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I guess the circus
just makes me a little goofy.
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[elephant trumpets]
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Excuse me, sir.
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I mean, ma'am... Uh, sir-a'am.
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Will the clowns be coming out soon?
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Here they come!
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The guys who changed my life forever.
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When I grow up, I want
to paint my face white,
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jump out of a car engine,
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and spray fizzy water down
my pants just like you guys.
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When I was your age,
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I wanted to grow up to be president.
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[whistles] Boy, the world's changed.
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Oh, where is she?
Could I possibly have blinked
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and missed the world-famous
Parisian poodle,
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the one, the only...
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Fifi?
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Oh, woe.
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Oh, pardonnez-moi.
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No.
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Ooh! Oh, uh, no. No.
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Pardonnez is all moi.
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Allow me, s'il vous plate.
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Ooh!
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Mon dieu.
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Those eyes, it is as if
he could see through
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to the very essence of my soul,
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as if he were not a boy at all,
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but an abnormally smart dog,
just like myself.
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Don't let the human pants
I wear deceive you.
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I am also an abnormally smart dog,
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perhaps even smarter because I know
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that the grammatically preferable usage
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is to say "abnormally smart,
just like me."
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Forgive me. English is my second language.
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Mine too.
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My first language is the language of love.
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Wow, I didn't even think that.
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It just came right out of my mouth.
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I got all the clowns' autographs!
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Ah.
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Okay, we can go now.
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I have to see you again.
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I do two shows tomorrow.
The matinee starts at noon.
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No, no. I mean...
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Oh, ho ho ho.
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I see.
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You're more French than American, hmm?
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Oh, ho ho ho.
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Meet me tonight, 7:00,
behind the elephants' quarters.
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How will I know where that is?
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Believe me, you'll know.
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[crickets chirping]
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Mmm, Fifi...
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♪ La da-da
Da-da da-da da-da leafy ♪
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[humming]
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Brief-y.
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[humming]
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Jeefy.
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Ha ha ha.
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Reef-y.
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Ho ho ho ha ha ha.
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♪ My little Fifi ♪
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Wacko, wacko, wacko.
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[honks horn]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Leonard!
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Oh, my soul, are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm just practicing
my clown routine.
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Did you think it was funny?
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Funny? If you severely
injured your backbone,
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ending up hospitalized for weeks,
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or worse yet--
I can't even say the word...
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Pardon me if I fail to find the humor
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in that dreadful scenario
of pain and suffering.
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I was just trying to get a laugh.
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Ah, kid, you're pathetic.
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If you want to do a decent pratfall,
you got to give it a little this.
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[whistling]
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Uhh! Bada-boom, bada-bing!
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Ha ha ha!
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Now, that's funny.
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Ha ha! My sides hurt.
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Stop! Stop!
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I can't breathe!
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Great. My canary's got
a scholarship to clown college,
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and all I got is a sore butt.
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What do ya think, Leonard?
With or without the collar?
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I want her to know that I'm a dog
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but not just a dog.
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She's been all over the world, you know,
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seen things I've only read about.
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I can't believe you're so worked up
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about some circus dog.
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"Some circus dog"?
"Some circus dog"?!
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Pally, we've been dog and master
for a lot of years,
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so I'm going to let that one slide,
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but if you ever refer to the girl I love
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as "some circus dog" again,
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I cannot be held responsible
for my actions.
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"The girl you love"? What's the big deal?
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You saw her once for five minutes.
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Oh, I see. I see.
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And when the sun breaks through the clouds
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on a gray and drizzly day,
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and suddenly the sky is filled
with that dazzling rainbow,
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do you also say,
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"eh, what's the big deal?"
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I love her! Heaven, help me!
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Don't tell me not to live,
just-sit-and-putter.
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Did you hear that, world?
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Oh, what kind
of crazy cliché have I become?
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Ah, who cares?
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I am head over heels
for a poodle named Fifi!
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Ohh, isn't it romantical?
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Don't go there, little brother.
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She'll only break your heart
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and leave you barking at the moon.
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Don't listen to him.
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Faint heart ne'er won fair maid.
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You don't gain anything worthwhile in life
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without taking a risk.
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Oh, yeah, this from the cat
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who hasn't taken a risk in nine lives.
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You may be a green clown,
but your heart is as hard
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as a dried-up old piece of chow.
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Listen to your Jolly.
It's love that counts.
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I say l'amour, l'amour,
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give me more l'amour.
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L'amour, shlamore.
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I used to think that,
about a thousand seed bells ago.
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Let me tell you fellas a little story
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about how I got run over by love
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and left by the side of life's highway
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like yesterday's road kill.
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Of all the pet shops in all the world,
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she had to fly by mine.
Her name was Gertie.
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She was a goose,
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but I was the one who got cooked.
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One look from those tiny
black eyes of hers,
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and I'd have torn my feathers
out to make her nest.
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But it was over before it began.
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She migrated south, don't you know,
265
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,788
and left me walking up
my plastic ferris wheel,
266
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:20,075
lonelier than I ever knew
a bird could be.
267
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,246
My advice to you boys,
never give your heart to a skirt
268
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,333
who's been hard-wired by mother nature
269
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,707
to fly to Tierra del Fuego
every six months.
270
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,625
[sobs] I'm not crying.
271
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,209
I just got a little piece
of millet in my eye.
272
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:35,291
It's okay, big guy.
273
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,535
Fall down for us again.
That'll make you feel better.
274
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,080
Ha ha ha ha!
275
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,456
See? Ha ha ha!
276
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,632
It hurts, but it's a good hurt.
277
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,750
I'm ready, Leonard. Let's go.
278
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:59,584
What do you mean, "let's"?
It's your dog date.
279
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,247
What the heck do you need me for?
280
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,133
[man] I'm-a don't believing my ears here.
281
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:06,538
You're asking me to set up
an orange crate in the alley,
282
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,915
serve dinner to a couple of mutts,
283
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,040
and play the violin?
284
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,665
Just long enough for them
to accidentally chew
285
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,580
on the same piece of spaghetti
until their lips meet.
286
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,667
Sonny, "A"-- the board of health
287
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,830
would shut me down in three seconds.
288
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,457
"B" - this is a high-class joint.
289
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,923
We don't call it "spaghetti."
290
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,330
We call it "pasta."
291
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,167
And 3-- dogs don't have lips.
292
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:35,290
That skinny black line, it's-a not a lip.
293
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:40,625
Sorry. That was the last
Italian restaurant in town.
294
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,829
Guess we all just better go home.
295
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:43,827
Oh, no!
296
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,457
I have waited for this moment all my life.
297
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:49,752
But, Spot, we've only known
each other a few minutes.
298
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:51,834
Could everyone just knock it off
299
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,417
with the logic already?
300
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,170
I know how I feel!
301
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,710
Come on!
302
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,705
Please, Mr. Mandelbaum,
303
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,332
it would mean a lot to my dog.
304
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,997
Oh! I'll do my clown act for you.
305
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,132
No, Leonard, no!
306
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,418
You'll kill yourself!
307
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,290
It's a bit.
308
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,329
Oh, Daddy, please help him
309
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,537
so he'll stop doing
these scary clown things.
310
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:29,211
[playing romantic music]
311
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,245
[clock tower chiming]
312
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,133
Sacre bleu, I must go pack my things.
313
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:44,708
The circus train leaves at 9:00 sharp.
314
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:47,632
But we've only known
each other a few minutes.
315
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,879
I know I said not to say that before,
316
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,329
but it's true, and it's not enough.
317
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,577
There's so much we have yet to do, Fifi--
318
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,707
have litters, lots and lots of litters,
319
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,582
grow old together,
320
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:03,577
have arthritis in our hip joints together,
321
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,787
and share a bowl of senior formula
322
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:10,875
for less active dogs
323
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,579
as the sun slowly sets in the West.
324
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,287
♪ You're always
In my dream ♪
325
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,415
Oh, Spot, as beautiful as all that sounds,
326
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:23,082
it took a very long time to say,
327
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,376
and now I really have to run and pack
328
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,750
or I'll miss the circus train for sure.
329
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,924
That's okay. We got to be going anyway.
330
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,290
Au revoir, Mon Cher, l'amour.
331
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,498
Wait!
332
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,833
Come with me, Spot.
333
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:39,999
Join the circus.
334
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,793
You haven't lived
till you've seen the lights
335
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,825
of Tenafly, New Jersey.
336
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,077
Oh, it's happening too fast.
337
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,536
This is all so crazy.
338
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,747
Crazy, Spot, or is it the sanest thing
339
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:56,634
either one of us has ever
done in our crazy lives?
340
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:59,959
Wow. That should be in a fortune cookie.
341
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,421
No, it's crazy!
342
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,630
Spot is not a circus dog.
343
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,039
He's just a regular dog!
344
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,495
Who, granted, dresses like a boy
and goes to school,
345
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:13,253
but your school is here.
Your life is here,
346
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:17,503
not in Tenafly, New Jersey,
or Terre Haute, Indiana,
347
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,503
or Tishomingo, Oklahoma.
348
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,673
How do you know about these places?
349
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,580
They were on the back
of this circus popcorn box.
350
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,919
Don't think I haven't dreamed
of going there myself...
351
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:30,171
Someday, when I'm a clown.
352
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,665
[squeaking]
353
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,078
[cranking]
354
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,790
A clown? But you are not funny.
355
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,707
I said it was a dream, okay?
356
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:14,712
Could everyone just please
give me a break?
357
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,582
Argh!
358
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,827
The reality is,
359
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,707
Spot and I live here,
360
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,544
and we have school in the morning.
361
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,575
Let's go.
362
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,380
Meet me at the train.
363
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:27,747
Okay.
364
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,995
[snoring]
365
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:49,081
[snoring continues]
366
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:53,708
[pretending to snore]
367
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,922
[thinking] Is he really snoring,
368
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,500
or is he fake snoring to out-fake-snore me
369
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,253
in a clever attempt to smoke me out?
370
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,633
[loud snore]
371
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:02,879
Nobody could fake that.
372
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,829
He's got to get those adenoids checked.
373
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,213
Leash...
374
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,041
Rawhide chew...
375
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,205
[sniffs]
376
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:20,381
Good old tennis balls...
377
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:25,748
Ah, and "The Complete Works
of William Shakespeare."
378
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:29,044
[snoring]
379
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:34,749
[snoring]
380
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,714
I'll have a large tomato juice
381
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,422
with a raw egg in it.
382
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,000
Pretty Boy, wake up. Spot's leaving.
383
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,673
What? Only one thing
gets a guy up at this hour--
384
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,880
la femme fatale.
385
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,500
I told Fifi I'd meet her
at the circus train at 8:00.
386
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:55,293
I wish I had a sunflower seed
for every time I've heard that.
387
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,745
Spot, are you sure?
388
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,134
It's so dangerous and forbidden...
389
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,918
And absolutely romantical.
390
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,500
What are you talking? It's lunacy!
391
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,253
Leaving everything and everyone you love
392
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,793
to run off with some French dish,
393
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:09,875
travel the world,
394
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:13,039
smell the greasepaint, hear the applause.
395
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,500
You wouldn't happen to have room
for a small bird, would you?
396
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,463
I don't eat much,
and I got a lot of great jokes.
397
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,713
Sorry, pretty boy,
but like Charles A. Lindbergh
398
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,672
in the first nonstop flight
from New York to Paris,
399
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,170
I got to fly solo on this one.
400
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,790
Hey, you big scaredy-cat,
you keep Leonard's belly warm
401
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,375
when he's watching TV, you hear?
402
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,538
Yeah. I promise, but I can't say sometimes
403
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:40,325
it won't be a little moist from my tears.
404
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:44,825
And you, you blustery
little bag of feathers,
405
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,877
you better keep singing
a happy tune when I'm gone.
406
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:49,999
[sobbing]
407
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,213
This darn millet seed
just gets everywhere.
408
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,881
I think I'll miss you most of all.
409
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:59,039
I can't do it. I can't leave Leonard
410
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:02,035
for some girl I just met
for a few minutes.
411
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,455
What? What's going on?
412
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,752
No time to explain.
413
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,714
You got to get dressed,
go to the train station,
414
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,382
and deliver a message for me.
415
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,958
I'd take it myself,
416
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:16,421
but it would just hurt us both too much.
417
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,540
Oh, of all the circus tents
in all the fairgrounds
418
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,705
in all the 2-bit towns in the world,
419
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,712
why did she have to jump
420
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,252
through the ring of fire in mine?
421
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,999
Even though Spot can't go
to Tishomingo with you tonight,
422
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,253
part of his heart will be there,
423
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,003
and in Tenafly and Tonawanda and...
424
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,463
All the rest of these other places.
425
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,543
All aboard! Whoo-whoo!
426
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,577
No, wait!
427
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,787
I have a message!
428
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,035
Dang.
429
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,424
Tell me, did you tell her?
430
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,040
What did she tell you? No, don't tell me.
431
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,535
I can tell just by looking at your face.
432
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,502
Your face tells me nothing! Tell me!!
433
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,133
She-- she--
434
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,918
She didn't take it well, did she?
435
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,830
She left on that train
without saying a word.
436
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,997
Ooh, sweet pain.
437
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,246
Well, as Alfred, Lord Tennyson
438
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,543
and/or William Congreve
once so wisely said,
439
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,785
"It is much better
to have loved and lost..."
440
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,915
Aah!
441
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,829
"Than never to have loved at all."
442
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,957
Ahh. I shall never forget her.
443
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:43,291
And I know she'll never forget you.
444
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,328
[train whistle blowing]
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