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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:03,987 It's a sketch about condiments 2 00:00:04,034 --> 00:00:06,132 at a Chinese restaurant, and they all come to life. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:10,101 It's called "Soy Story." ( Laughing ) 4 00:00:11,939 --> 00:00:14,307 - So? - Both: No. 5 00:00:15,855 --> 00:00:19,055 Why don't we do a sketch about you and Chad breaking up? 6 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:21,827 - Yeah. - Guys... 7 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:25,514 - Can we just drop that already? - Okay, fine. 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,861 How about we do a sketch 9 00:00:27,791 --> 00:00:30,259 about a sweet girl named Bunny. 10 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:33,359 - ( Grady laughs ) - And the evil villain... 11 00:00:33,262 --> 00:00:37,465 - ( Deep voice ) Thad Dylan Thooper. - Oh, ho ho. Yeah. 12 00:00:37,325 --> 00:00:40,027 Who breaks bunny's heart. 13 00:00:39,948 --> 00:00:41,582 And runs like a girl. 14 00:00:41,548 --> 00:00:44,049 I'm Thad Dylan Thooper, 15 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:46,181 the evil villain! 16 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:48,391 - You guys. - ( Caws ) 17 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:51,866 I appreciate that, okay? But just because Chad and I broke up 18 00:00:51,754 --> 00:00:54,122 doesn't mean I need to do a revenge sketch about it. 19 00:00:54,057 --> 00:00:56,525 - No, but we do. - Yeah yeah yeah. 20 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,425 - Yeah, I need to do that. - After that whole awards show thing... 21 00:00:59,336 --> 00:01:01,603 Look, I've moved on. 22 00:01:01,543 --> 00:01:03,377 Okay? 23 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:06,470 - But he does run like a girl. - He does. 24 00:01:06,374 --> 00:01:10,344 - He's like this. He's like "Oh, peace out! " - Flick your wrist! 25 00:01:10,213 --> 00:01:13,048 - Hey hey! Oh, hey. - Hey. Hey. 26 00:01:12,964 --> 00:01:14,798 Hey, Sonny. What... What are you doing here? 27 00:01:14,755 --> 00:01:17,223 I kind of work here. 28 00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:19,056 What are you doing on the "so random!" Stage? 29 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:20,477 Oh, I think I left my glasses here. 30 00:01:20,451 --> 00:01:22,585 You don't wear glasses. 31 00:01:22,529 --> 00:01:25,164 Sunglasses... that I wore to the beach 32 00:01:25,089 --> 00:01:27,090 from that time we were dating. 33 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,509 Yeah, well, maybe... maybe you should try the beach. 34 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,625 Hey, but... the thing is 35 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:35,701 I really miss those glasses, you know. 36 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,681 Well... ( Clears throat ) 37 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:41,199 Maybe if you had let those sunglasses have their moment in the sun, 38 00:01:41,085 --> 00:01:42,919 they wouldn't have broken up with you. 39 00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:52,573 - ( Rings ) - ( Screams ) 40 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:55,076 ♪ Off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 41 00:01:55,002 --> 00:01:58,037 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 42 00:01:57,944 --> 00:02:01,947 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 43 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:04,651 ♪ yeah! ♪ 44 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:07,502 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 45 00:02:07,415 --> 00:02:10,383 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 46 00:02:10,294 --> 00:02:13,529 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 47 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:16,698 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 48 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:19,498 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 49 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:22,380 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 50 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:25,259 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 51 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:27,705 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 52 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:34,992 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 53 00:02:34,831 --> 00:02:36,465 ♪ Yaooww! ♪ 54 00:02:37,838 --> 00:02:41,641 ♪ tell me what to do, do, do... ♪ 55 00:02:41,518 --> 00:02:44,019 ( Laughing ) Do. 56 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,850 Doo doo. 57 00:02:45,805 --> 00:02:47,739 I can't use that. 58 00:02:50,315 --> 00:02:52,450 Doo doo. Eww. 59 00:02:52,395 --> 00:02:54,163 Eww. 60 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:55,756 Ooh. 61 00:02:55,722 --> 00:02:58,090 ♪ Tell me what to do-oo ♪ 62 00:02:58,026 --> 00:03:00,627 ♪ about you... ♪ 63 00:03:00,553 --> 00:03:02,654 ( Laughs ) Yes. 64 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,334 ( Bangs on floor ) 65 00:03:04,296 --> 00:03:07,231 Oh, somebody's finally moving in upstairs. 66 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,078 Cool. 67 00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:11,499 ♪ Tell me what to do-oo ♪ 68 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:14,199 ♪ about you ♪ 69 00:03:14,117 --> 00:03:16,385 ♪ I already know, I can see in your eyes ♪ 70 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:18,793 ♪ when you're telling the truth. ♪ Woman: Do you mind? 71 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:21,125 - A little loud. - Oh, sorry. 72 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:23,862 I didn't realize the floors were so thin. 73 00:03:23,779 --> 00:03:27,682 - ( Laughs ) - Which is why I can hear every screeching note. 74 00:03:28,994 --> 00:03:31,695 Screeching? You want to hear screeching? 75 00:03:31,617 --> 00:03:35,053 I'll show you screeching! ( Yells ) 76 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:39,325 So this is what moving on looks like. 77 00:03:39,231 --> 00:03:42,233 Yeah, it looks exactly like Chad Dillon Cooper running. 78 00:03:42,142 --> 00:03:44,143 - Yes. - ( All laugh ) 79 00:03:44,094 --> 00:03:47,863 Hey, guys. No, I was just having a friendly conversation 80 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:50,843 with my new upstairs neighbor. Right, neighbor?! 81 00:03:50,748 --> 00:03:52,282 ( Silence ) 82 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:54,487 Really? Now you're quiet? 83 00:03:55,547 --> 00:03:58,549 Oh, I see what's happening here. 84 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:02,461 Oh, breakups can sometimes push you over the edge. 85 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:04,364 I'm not over the edge. 86 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,614 Sonny, you can't just sit around your apartment 87 00:04:06,552 --> 00:04:09,120 yelling at your "neighbor." 88 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,916 Yeah, and we were on our way to this new place 89 00:04:11,831 --> 00:04:13,665 that just opened up around the corner. 90 00:04:13,622 --> 00:04:15,924 We could all go hang out there. 91 00:04:15,862 --> 00:04:18,664 - Yes. - Let me ask first. Hold on. 92 00:04:18,581 --> 00:04:21,249 What do you think, neighbor? Should I go hang out there? 93 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,882 - Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Let's go. - Yeah. Chad race? 94 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:28,814 - Chad race. Let's do it. - ( All yelling ) 95 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:37,362 - ( Laughing ) - I win! 96 00:04:37,297 --> 00:04:38,997 Peace out, suckers. 97 00:04:38,961 --> 00:04:42,330 Oh wow, the patio's pretty cool. 98 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:44,224 I can't believe we've never been here before. 99 00:04:44,174 --> 00:04:47,610 Oh, yeah. The patio's gonna be my new home away from home. 100 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:50,504 Why is that? Do you put your feet on the furniture at home? 101 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:53,482 Only till mom tells me not to. 102 00:04:53,389 --> 00:04:56,091 Are u actually using your mom in a pickup line? 103 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:58,313 - Only if it's working. - Feet off. 104 00:04:58,252 --> 00:05:01,154 - Sorry. I'm sorry. - ( Laughs ) 105 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,101 Hey, look, they've got live entertainment here. 106 00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:05,550 You know what would be cool is if I could perform my own songs. 107 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:07,416 Hey, do you know what else would be cool? 108 00:05:07,369 --> 00:05:09,537 If we were on a hit TV show 109 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,249 and didn't have to perform in a coffee house. 110 00:05:13,223 --> 00:05:14,357 Okay, I get your point. 111 00:05:14,343 --> 00:05:16,811 I'm gonna go get a drink. 112 00:05:16,743 --> 00:05:19,478 - Okay. - ( Sonny sighs ) 113 00:05:19,398 --> 00:05:21,800 - Hi. - Hey there. 114 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,768 Hey, look, could you pretend that I'm ordering a drink 115 00:05:23,717 --> 00:05:25,484 'cause I really want to sign up to sing, 116 00:05:25,444 --> 00:05:27,078 but I don't want my friends giving me grief about it. 117 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:29,779 Gotcha. That's one blended soy mocha, 118 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:32,668 no whip, sprinkles and foam. Got it. 119 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,747 So you're gonna go for it, huh? 120 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:37,726 Yeah, what the heck. So what's the crowd like? 121 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:40,168 Oh, totally chill. It's fun. 122 00:05:40,096 --> 00:05:43,499 So like what's your deal with Mr. Feet-On-the-Table guy over there? 123 00:05:43,392 --> 00:05:45,760 Oh, that's Grady. He's totally harmless. 124 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:48,531 No no no no, I mean what's the deal with him? 125 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:50,648 Is he seeing anybody? ( Laughs ) 126 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:54,785 - Grady? - Mmm, Grady. 127 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:57,467 - Feet-on-the-table guy? - Yeah. 128 00:05:57,436 --> 00:06:00,672 Yeah, I like his whole geek rebel vibe. 129 00:06:00,572 --> 00:06:02,606 Probably a gamer, into comic books, 130 00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:05,156 partial to anti-heroes and hates Aquaman. 131 00:06:06,106 --> 00:06:08,341 Wow. That is spot on. 132 00:06:08,281 --> 00:06:10,416 Yeah, I'm pretty good at sizing people up. 133 00:06:10,361 --> 00:06:12,629 Well, hey, what about me? 134 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:14,870 No idea. I'm not good under pressure, 135 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,176 which is why I'll never be a brain surgeon. 136 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:19,380 Or a game show contestant. 137 00:06:19,319 --> 00:06:23,155 Or a contestant on that game show "so you think you're a brain surgeon." 138 00:06:23,030 --> 00:06:26,166 What? You're funny. I'm Sonny. 139 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:28,070 - Mel. - Nice to meet you, Mel. 140 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:31,290 Oh, so the sign-up sheet is on the counter. 141 00:06:31,188 --> 00:06:32,555 - Thank you. - Sure. 142 00:06:33,555 --> 00:06:35,189 ( Gasps ) 143 00:06:35,155 --> 00:06:37,490 Look how many drinks she can carry at once. 144 00:06:37,426 --> 00:06:40,061 Oh, man, I like a strong woman. 145 00:06:39,986 --> 00:06:41,887 Dude, let her go. 146 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:45,377 You cannot recover from a mom-based pickup line. 147 00:06:45,264 --> 00:06:47,632 Trust me... a brother has tried. 148 00:06:47,568 --> 00:06:50,036 Feet off the table, Grady. 149 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:52,969 - Oh. - "Grady"? Dude, I stand corrected. 150 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:56,348 - She already knows your name. - Yeah, she knows my name. 151 00:06:56,238 --> 00:06:58,906 She knows my name. Oh, man. 152 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:00,596 This... this is not gonna end well. 153 00:07:00,557 --> 00:07:02,591 Why is this not gonna end well? 154 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:04,775 I don't want to talk about it. 155 00:07:07,403 --> 00:07:09,905 ♪ Can you ever change? ♪ 156 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:12,536 ♪ finish what you started? ♪ 157 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,060 ♪ make me want to stay? ♪ 158 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,986 ♪ tired of conversation... ♪ 159 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,164 Woman: ♪ tired of that song. ♪ 160 00:07:20,104 --> 00:07:23,906 - ( Knocks on door ) - Wow, she was fast. 161 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:29,259 What? Hi. 162 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:32,959 ( Laughs ) Sorry, I... I thought you were someone else. 163 00:07:32,837 --> 00:07:35,405 - Oh. - What?! 164 00:07:36,516 --> 00:07:39,251 I... I think I left my hat here 165 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:41,921 from that time we were dating. 166 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,925 Really? You seem to be losing 167 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:46,042 - a lot of things lately. - I know. 168 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:47,786 Weird, right? ( Laughs ) 169 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:50,112 Oh, so you're writing some songs. Cool. 170 00:07:50,048 --> 00:07:52,816 Very cool. 171 00:07:52,736 --> 00:07:56,005 ( Clears throat ) I used to play a little guitar myself. 172 00:07:55,903 --> 00:07:57,570 Remember? 173 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:02,113 ♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad ♪ 174 00:08:02,013 --> 00:08:05,349 ♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad. ♪ 175 00:08:05,244 --> 00:08:07,812 Woman: Shut it! 176 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,074 You used to love it when I played. 177 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:13,013 That wasn't me. That was the new girl upstairs. 178 00:08:12,922 --> 00:08:15,357 She complains every time she hears me playing guitar. 179 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,058 Who does she think she is? 180 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:19,518 Chad, you're not my boyfriend anymore. 181 00:08:19,449 --> 00:08:21,016 - Let me handle this, okay? - Okay. 182 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:23,786 - Who do you think you are?! - Right. 183 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,372 ♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad ♪ 184 00:08:26,295 --> 00:08:30,065 ♪ Chad Chad Chaddie Chad Chad. ♪ 185 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:31,776 Woman: Am I gonna have to come down there? 186 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:34,369 Oh yeah? Do it. Yeah, come down. 187 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:36,594 Whoo! Didn't think there'd be a man in the house, did you? 188 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,734 - Did you? Whoo! - Chad. 189 00:08:38,676 --> 00:08:41,478 Please just stop. I don't want you to make things worse. 190 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,296 - ( Knocking ) - Too late. 191 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:46,398 Hey hey, Sonny, let's be honest. 192 00:08:46,354 --> 00:08:48,088 You miss this, right? 193 00:08:50,449 --> 00:08:52,317 - You? - You? 194 00:08:52,273 --> 00:08:55,041 - You're shut it girl? - You're won't shut it girl? 195 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,294 So you're the one giving lip to milady. 196 00:08:57,231 --> 00:08:59,165 That used to be my job. 197 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,708 If you must know, this is Mel. 198 00:09:02,638 --> 00:09:04,405 She's a waitress from the patio. 199 00:09:04,366 --> 00:09:06,633 And this is Chad, my ex. 200 00:09:06,573 --> 00:09:08,807 Ooh, mi-ex. I like that. Good one. 201 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:11,184 No no, I didn't say mi-ex. 202 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:14,985 I said my ex, as in my ex was just leaving mi-apartment. 203 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:18,655 All righty. 204 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:21,771 Uh, by the way, when you signed up to sing 205 00:09:21,673 --> 00:09:23,607 you sort of took my 8:30 slot. 206 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:26,362 That's when I go on break and it's the only time I can perform. 207 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,648 Oh, look, I'm sorry. I can change it. 208 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,618 Wait wait wait wait. 209 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,361 You don't owe this chick any favors. 210 00:09:33,318 --> 00:09:35,953 Listen, I'm doing her a favor. 211 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:39,647 That 8:30 crowd is my audience and they're not gonna like her music. 212 00:09:39,525 --> 00:09:41,592 - ( Mock laughter ) Really? - Chad. 213 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,508 - Chad, look, I can totally handle this myself. - I know. 214 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,220 - Really? - Really. 215 00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:50,415 Well, I got 10 bucks that says not only does "your crowd" 216 00:09:50,274 --> 00:09:53,910 love Sonny's music, they give mi-ex a standing ovation. 217 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,894 Sorry, it's a habit. 218 00:09:55,841 --> 00:10:00,144 Chad, my music isn't some horserace that you can just bet on. 219 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,034 Make it 20. Easy money. 220 00:10:01,983 --> 00:10:04,585 Oh really? Then make it 30. Easier money. 221 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,312 Oh well, it's on. I'll see you tomorrow night. 222 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:09,365 Yeah, you will. Uh-huh. You know why? 223 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,143 'Cause my filly's in it to win it, that's why. 224 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,868 Whoo! 225 00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,829 - ( Chuckles ) - Filly? 226 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,148 - Yeah. - Did you just call me a horse? 227 00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:24,280 Oh, there's Mel. 228 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,650 - Hide me. - Whoa whoa whoa. 229 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,727 Dude, dude, dude, dude. Dude, chill. 230 00:10:28,632 --> 00:10:31,000 What's wrong? I mean, she knows your name. 231 00:10:30,936 --> 00:10:32,069 Isn't that a good thing? 232 00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:33,956 Yeah, but knowing my name 233 00:10:33,911 --> 00:10:36,479 is a gateway to her possibly liking me. 234 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:39,342 And you've never seen me when a girl possibly likes me. 235 00:10:39,253 --> 00:10:42,222 - Something weird happens. - Dude, what happens? 236 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:45,602 I don't want to talk about it. 237 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:48,720 Oh, didn't think you were gonna show up. 238 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,627 Oh well, it took me forever to get ready. 239 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:53,306 And then this whole crazy hair thing happened. 240 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:54,766 Yeah, she was talking to me. 241 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,973 Then you tell her about the hair thing. 242 00:10:57,872 --> 00:11:00,207 - Let's do this. - All right. 243 00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:01,812 Let's get this funeral started. 244 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,346 Hey hey hey, what do you say? 245 00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:08,887 I know 8:30 is usually my slot, 246 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,648 but in my place performing a new song 247 00:11:10,605 --> 00:11:13,040 that she's been working on very loudly, 248 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,541 I guess welcome... 249 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:16,835 ( Mumbles ) Sonny Monroe. 250 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:21,450 ( Loud applause ) 251 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,792 Your crowd won't like me, huh? 252 00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:25,757 Hey hey, patio. 253 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,940 You guys ready to party-o? 254 00:11:27,881 --> 00:11:30,016 ( Laughing ) 255 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,981 Okay okay. 256 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:35,404 Seriously, that wasn't that funny of a joke. 257 00:11:35,336 --> 00:11:37,604 ( Laughing ) 258 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,345 And that... that wasn't even a joke. 259 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:43,565 ( Applause ) 260 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,495 You guys are a really friendly crowd. 261 00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:47,212 ( Cheering ) 262 00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:51,670 A little too friendly. 263 00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:54,154 And a little too familiar too. 264 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:56,251 Wait a second. 265 00:11:56,194 --> 00:11:58,729 You were Mackenzie's half-sister in season three. 266 00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:00,291 And you were his stable boy 267 00:12:00,257 --> 00:12:03,126 in season two. 268 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,109 And that's Chad hiding behind the moving tree. 269 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,983 This is not a real audience, is it? 270 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,438 - Chad, get out here. - ( Cheering ) 271 00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:15,560 Stop that! 272 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:19,287 Sonny. Funny seeing you here. 273 00:12:19,164 --> 00:12:22,767 I can't believe you. You packed the place with your friends? 274 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:25,019 I wouldn't do that. These are paid professionals 275 00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,922 I would never be friends with. 276 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,643 You paid people to cheer for me? 277 00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,796 ( Cheering ) 278 00:12:34,585 --> 00:12:36,786 Well, that's one way to win a bet... cheating. 279 00:12:36,728 --> 00:12:39,230 Chad, how could you do this to me? 280 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,462 I just wanted to make sure you got the recognition you deserve. 281 00:12:42,359 --> 00:12:44,694 Well, thanks to you turning this whole thing into a joke 282 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,231 I guess we'll never know, will we? 283 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,299 - Sonny, look, I was just... - No, Chad, look. 284 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,947 I know in your own way you always mean well, 285 00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:52,870 but it never seems to end well. 286 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,555 So can you please just... just stop? 287 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,810 ( Cheering ) 288 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:05,199 I know that we could all come up with a million sketches 289 00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,919 about how angry we are at Chad. 290 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,054 But like I said, I'm totally fine. 291 00:13:09,336 --> 00:13:10,504 And I don't want him getting in the way 292 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:12,029 of our creative process. Agreed? 293 00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,937 - Oh yeah, agreed. - We could do that. 294 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,158 So what sketch ideas do you guys have? 295 00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:17,932 Oh oh, you know, I've got something. 296 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:22,393 Okay, dolphin boy gets picked to go into the space program. 297 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,876 And the shuttle lands on Chad's moon-sized ego. 298 00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:28,661 Like we didn't all see that one coming. 299 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,310 Real mature, Grady. Real mature. 300 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:34,490 Tawni, what do you have? 301 00:13:34,429 --> 00:13:37,331 Um, the check it out girls... 302 00:13:37,244 --> 00:13:40,013 Find Chad in line. And then they make fun of him 303 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,466 and he runs out like a girl. 304 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:42,869 What part about no Chad 305 00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:45,779 do you guys not understand? 306 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,392 Nico, you're up. 307 00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:51,582 I... 308 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,416 - I... - I? 309 00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:56,663 - I? Great. - What? 310 00:13:56,599 --> 00:13:58,934 A sketch about how Chad only thinks about himself. 311 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,773 Well, until you guys stop obsessing over him, 312 00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:03,587 I can't talk to you. 313 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,414 I thought the dolphin boy space idea was good. 314 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:11,677 Oh, enough about Chad, Nico. 315 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,078 Oh, hey hey hey, cheater. 316 00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,429 Ha ha. 317 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,394 Look, here's the $30 you won in the bet. 318 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,244 I didn't win. 319 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,402 Well, I didn't win thanks to my boyfriend... 320 00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,770 ex-boyfriend. 321 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,044 The standing ovation was a total fraud 322 00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:39,498 and I didn't even get the chance to sing. 323 00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:41,736 Ooh, then the bet is still on. 324 00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,810 You've got to get on that stage and perform. 325 00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:46,190 And when you don't get a real standing ovation, 326 00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:48,224 then I'll take your money. 327 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:51,272 - Oh, then you'll take my money? - Oh, you heard me. 328 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:55,514 Well, then give me my money back because the bet is still on again. 329 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,903 - Good! - Good! 330 00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,633 You have a very nice apartment! 331 00:14:59,592 --> 00:15:01,626 It'll look better when I unpack! 332 00:15:01,575 --> 00:15:03,008 Do you need any help? 333 00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:05,418 I think that the couch should be by the window! 334 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:06,917 I agree! 335 00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:08,987 - ( Thumping ) - Man: Shut it! 336 00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:11,134 Both: You shut it! 337 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,900 Sounds like us. 338 00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:15,327 ( Laughs ) 'Cause it is us. 339 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,435 Let's start with the couch. 340 00:15:22,562 --> 00:15:25,197 Dude, there she is. Go order something. 341 00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:28,557 You want to see that weird thing happen, don't you? 342 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,117 I've got to admit, I kinda do. 343 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:33,407 - ( Both laughing ) - Well, you're not gonna. 344 00:15:33,343 --> 00:15:35,978 Because I know there's no way 345 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,770 a girl like Mel likes a guy like me. 346 00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:40,027 So I win. I-I think. 347 00:15:41,213 --> 00:15:43,915 - Hey, Grady. - Oh. 348 00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,069 Cool shirt. 349 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,887 ( Stammering ) 350 00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,305 - It's hap... it's happening, man. - What? 351 00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:53,503 ( Scottish accent ) Oh aye, Lassie. 352 00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:57,672 There's a wee nip in the air on this fine Bonnie night. 353 00:15:57,529 --> 00:16:00,898 And you got the Heather blooming in your hair. 354 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,260 It's a feather not Heather, but thanks. 355 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:05,226 Oh aye, aye. Oh aye. 356 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:07,576 Aye-yi-yi. 357 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,878 - That's the weird thing? - Yeah. 358 00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:12,182 - You're a leprechaun? - Aaah! 359 00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,584 Scotsman, laddie, 360 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,858 by the name of Shamus McGregor 361 00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,264 for no particular reason. 362 00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:22,833 So please, for the love of the Loch Ness monster, help me make it stop. 363 00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,442 ( Normal accent ) Help me make it stop. 364 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,703 It's okay, Grady... uh, Shamus. 365 00:16:26,642 --> 00:16:28,576 We'll work through this, all right? 366 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,030 ( Groaning ) 367 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:33,203 - ( Strumming ) - You nervous? 368 00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:34,871 What? No, I... No. 369 00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:38,501 Why would I be nervous? Yeah, a little bit. 370 00:16:38,382 --> 00:16:41,184 I'm proud of you for putting yourself out there like this. 371 00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:46,540 Thanks, Tawni. 372 00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:50,118 No laugh track. No randoms making you look good. 373 00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:53,298 It's kind of like jumping out of a plane without a parachute. 374 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:55,997 You know, you're like, "whee! This is fun." ( Screaming ) 375 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,549 No no no. Not helping. Not helping. 376 00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:02,543 All right, let's give a warm patio welcome 377 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,109 for Sonny Monroe. 378 00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:06,274 ( Applause ) 379 00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:11,686 Hey, patio. You guys ready to party-o? 380 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,632 Okay, good. 381 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,431 Nobody was paid to love me here. 382 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,989 ( Laughs nervously ) 383 00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:21,393 So I'm Sonny Monroe and this is 384 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,586 a song I've been working on. 385 00:17:24,483 --> 00:17:26,684 ( Playing ) 386 00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:31,366 ♪ Tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 387 00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,999 ♪ about you ♪ 388 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:36,389 ♪ I already know, I can see in your eyes ♪ 389 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,155 ♪ when you're telling the truth ♪ 390 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:40,939 ♪ 'cause it's been a long time coming ♪ 391 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:42,729 ♪ so where you running to? ♪ 392 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,855 ( Faltering ) ♪ 'cause it's been a ♪ 393 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:48,192 ♪ long time coming ♪ 394 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,428 ♪ where you running to? ♪ 395 00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:53,492 - ( Music stops ) - I'm sorry, I just... 396 00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:55,536 I can't. Sorry. 397 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:58,485 ( Crowd murmuring ) 398 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,662 Sonny. 399 00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:02,936 Grady, will you hold these for me? 400 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,876 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 401 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,886 ( Scottish accent ) I love ye! 402 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,198 ( Knocking ) 403 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,284 Leave me alone, Chad! 404 00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,638 I thought you might want this. 405 00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:24,291 Thanks. 406 00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,949 You ran out of there pretty fast. 407 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:30,626 Yeah, I just... 408 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:33,582 I didn't think that Chad was gonna show up. 409 00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:36,458 He seems to show up a lot in your life. 410 00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:39,938 I mean, in your apartment, at the patio, 411 00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:42,459 in that song that you wrote about him. 412 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:45,752 What, you... you think I wrote that song about him? 413 00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,581 ( Laughs ) Sweetheart. 414 00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:50,989 You are way off. 415 00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:54,161 Like, way way off. 416 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,195 - ( Laughs ) - Really? 417 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,341 Throw me some lyrics. 418 00:18:58,284 --> 00:19:00,385 Fine. 419 00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,538 Ahem. 420 00:19:03,498 --> 00:19:06,467 "Tell me what to do-ooh 421 00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,512 about you." 422 00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:11,426 Ooh... not so sure about. 423 00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:14,038 You equals Chad. Go on. 424 00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:17,562 Okay, you know what? I could see where you might think that. 425 00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:19,681 How about this? 426 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:23,325 "You think about it, can you ever change?" 427 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,039 Which I'm guessing he didn't. 428 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,231 Which is why you had to write a song about it. 429 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:30,040 ( Scoffs ) Whatever, okay? 430 00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:32,190 You can read anything into anything. 431 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,132 Oh oh, how about this? 432 00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:35,749 "'Cause it's been a long time coming. 433 00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,481 I can't stop loving you." 434 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:40,443 Let's see you make something out of that. 435 00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:44,237 Sonny, you ran off that stage 436 00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:46,394 because you couldn't sing that song in front of Chad. 437 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,670 You still have feelings for him. 438 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:51,608 That's... that's crazy. 439 00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:55,487 What's crazy is that you're denying it. 440 00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:58,159 It's okay that you still have feelings for him. 441 00:19:58,076 --> 00:20:02,413 And you either wrote that song to get him out of your system 442 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,535 or because you don't want him out of your system. 443 00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:07,444 Either way, he's still in your system 444 00:20:07,354 --> 00:20:09,656 and you need to deal with that. 445 00:20:12,281 --> 00:20:13,981 Hey, guys. I'm Sonny Monroe. 446 00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:17,014 And this song is called "what to do." 447 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,221 ( Playing ) 448 00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:24,006 ♪ Tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 449 00:20:23,926 --> 00:20:26,628 ♪ about you ♪ 450 00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:28,851 ♪ I already know, I can see in your eyes ♪ 451 00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:31,357 ♪ when you're telling the truth ♪ 452 00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:33,485 ♪ 'cause it's been a long time coming ♪ 453 00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:36,362 ♪ so where you running to? ♪ 454 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:39,077 ♪ tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 455 00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:42,263 ♪ about you ♪ 456 00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:45,030 ♪ you've got your way of speaking ♪ 457 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,579 ♪ even the air you're breathing ♪ 458 00:20:47,504 --> 00:20:49,439 ♪ you could be anything ♪ 459 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:52,593 ♪ but you don't know what to believe in ♪ 460 00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:55,063 ♪ you've got the world before you ♪ 461 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:57,659 ♪ if I could only show you ♪ 462 00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:01,250 ♪ that you don't know what to do ♪ 463 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,901 ♪ tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 464 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:06,588 ♪ about you ♪ 465 00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,942 ♪ something on your mind, baby, all of the time ♪ 466 00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:11,609 ♪ you can run out of room, oh yeah ♪ 467 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,397 ♪ you say it's been a long time coming ♪ 468 00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:16,356 ♪ I say it's nothing new ♪ 469 00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:19,100 ♪ so tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 470 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,017 ♪ about you ♪ 471 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:25,102 ♪ you've got your way of speaking ♪ 472 00:21:25,031 --> 00:21:27,565 ♪ even the air you're breathing ♪ 473 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,495 ♪ you could be anything ♪ 474 00:21:29,445 --> 00:21:32,647 ♪ but you don't know what you believe in ♪ 475 00:21:32,549 --> 00:21:35,184 ♪ you've got the world before you ♪ 476 00:21:35,108 --> 00:21:37,610 ♪ if I could only show you ♪ 477 00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:42,243 ♪ that you don't know what to do ♪ 478 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,439 ♪ you don't know what to do. ♪ 479 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,121 ( Cheering ) 480 00:21:58,782 --> 00:22:00,583 - Hey. Oh, sorry. - Hey. 481 00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:02,643 I'm not looking for anything. I'm just walking. 482 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,490 Oh yeah, me too. 483 00:22:04,444 --> 00:22:07,680 Well, I heard you really killed it at the patio last night. 484 00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:10,749 As a matter of fact I did. 485 00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:15,031 Well, sorry I wasn't there to see it. 486 00:22:14,938 --> 00:22:17,706 Maybe it's for the best. 487 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,693 Maybe. 488 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,541 I, um... 489 00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:22,964 So I guess I'll see you around, huh? 490 00:22:22,936 --> 00:22:26,072 Yeah, I'll see you around, Chad. 491 00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:28,610 - Good. - Good. 492 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:30,669 - Fine. - Fine. 493 00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:36,652 ( Sighs ) 494 00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:39,732 ♪ Tell me what to do-ooh ♪ 495 00:22:39,636 --> 00:22:42,237 ♪ about you ♪ 496 00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:44,799 ♪ I already know, I can see in your eyes ♪ 497 00:22:44,723 --> 00:22:46,490 ♪ when you're telling the truth. ♪ 498 00:22:48,085 --> 00:22:49,652 All right, you ready for this? 499 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,621 - I think so. - Come on, come on. 500 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,839 We've gone over this 100 times. 501 00:22:53,779 --> 00:22:56,113 - Just remember, you're an American. - Got it. 502 00:22:56,051 --> 00:22:59,053 - Yeah, not Scottish. I'm not Scottish. - No Scottish. 503 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:02,431 Next. Oh, hey, Grady. 504 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:05,089 Aye... I mean, I 505 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,176 would very much enjoy 506 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,555 one of your signature mocha beverages, please. 507 00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:12,569 Coming right up. 508 00:23:15,614 --> 00:23:18,667 - How did I do? - I think you *** very much. 509 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,142 Yes! 510 00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:22,784 Such a dork. 511 00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:24,755 I love him! 512 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:29,355 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37897

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