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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,922 --> 00:00:05,392 Sunscreen for my cruise to cancun! 2 00:00:05,278 --> 00:00:07,578 Whoopee cushion for my week at camp comedy. 3 00:00:07,521 --> 00:00:09,821 Bikini. 4 00:00:09,755 --> 00:00:12,165 Slide whistle. 5 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,025 Funny nose and glasses... hmm? 6 00:00:13,984 --> 00:00:19,424 - Flip-flops. - These aren't mine, no. 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,868 Aw, look at you randoms going away for your week off, 8 00:00:22,747 --> 00:00:25,787 Which in a way is like giving me a week off too. 9 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:28,830 - You I'll miss. - Aw, I'll miss you too. 10 00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:31,965 Oh, I haven't even left for my cruise yet. 11 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,102 And I already feel seasick. 12 00:00:34,041 --> 00:00:36,441 Oh hey, speaking of things that make you sick, 13 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,711 I don't know if you heard, but my life as I know it is over. 14 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:42,784 What? Oh, chad, I'm only going to be gone to camp comedy for a week. 15 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,551 Oh, not 'cause of you, milady. 16 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,772 Condor studios are so cheap. 17 00:00:46,707 --> 00:00:48,907 They give me nothing. Zac efron's studio? 18 00:00:48,855 --> 00:00:50,985 Bought him a car. Then they bought him a house. 19 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:53,405 To put that car in. Then they put that house on an island. 20 00:00:53,332 --> 00:00:55,902 And named it after him. Look! It's called zac island. 21 00:00:55,825 --> 00:00:57,395 Oh, okay, you know what, chad? 22 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,469 Look, you've got everything that you need. 23 00:00:59,411 --> 00:01:01,041 You've got a great parking spot. 24 00:01:01,012 --> 00:01:02,882 You have room rvice in your dressing room. 25 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:05,504 What else do you want? Someone to cut your meat for you? 26 00:01:06,899 --> 00:01:08,659 Oh my gosh, you get that too?! 27 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:11,825 - Well, it's just for the filet. - You get filet? 28 00:01:11,731 --> 00:01:13,761 - Efron gets kobe. - Kobe beef? 29 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,516 No, bryant. He comes in and cuts his steak for him. 30 00:01:16,429 --> 00:01:18,599 You know what? I'm going to mr. Condor. 31 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,339 And I'm giving him a list of my demands. 32 00:01:20,303 --> 00:01:22,673 You just need to be grateful for what you have. 33 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,974 Think about it... you have a wonderful girlfriend. 34 00:01:24,905 --> 00:01:27,045 Who lets you carry her luggage... 35 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,956 And puts up with your baggage. 36 00:01:28,903 --> 00:01:31,643 You're right. Come on, I'll drive you to the airport. 37 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:34,529 You know, efron has a full-time chauffeur so... 38 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:37,845 - Oh well, maybe I should date efron then. - Do not even joke about that! 39 00:01:40,907 --> 00:01:44,537 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 40 00:01:44,426 --> 00:01:47,426 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 41 00:01:47,331 --> 00:01:52,001 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 42 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:54,017 ♪ yeah ♪ 43 00:01:53,956 --> 00:01:56,856 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 44 00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,775 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 45 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,490 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 46 00:02:03,362 --> 00:02:06,032 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 47 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:09,351 ♪ can't take away is feeling ♪ 48 00:02:09,249 --> 00:02:12,119 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 49 00:02:12,029 --> 00:02:14,069 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 50 00:02:14,014 --> 00:02:16,484 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 51 00:02:16,411 --> 00:02:18,311 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 52 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:21,741 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 53 00:02:21,627 --> 00:02:24,497 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 54 00:02:24,446 --> 00:02:26,216 ♪ yow! ♪ 55 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:27,534 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 56 00:02:29,307 --> 00:02:30,877 finally. 57 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:34,941 Everyone's away so grady gets to play! 58 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:39,527 Well, what should I do first? 59 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:42,582 Ah, first thing is to stop talking to myself. 60 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:45,120 And the second thing is... oh look. 61 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,380 I just broke the first thing. 62 00:02:48,722 --> 00:02:52,332 You know what? No rules, just video games. 63 00:02:56,086 --> 00:02:58,686 Game on. 64 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:04,500 Stupid hurricane. 65 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:07,137 Game off. 66 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:11,424 Can you believe they canceled a cruise because of a 14omph wind? 67 00:03:13,555 --> 00:03:15,955 You know what I did? I went right up to that captain, 68 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:18,755 I looked him in the eye and I said, "man up! " next thing I know, 69 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,335 That man was up and blowing across the deck. 70 00:03:23,152 --> 00:03:25,282 Let me guess, you're going to spend your vacation. 71 00:03:25,223 --> 00:03:27,033 At home like nico and zora. 72 00:03:26,987 --> 00:03:29,487 Wrong! My house is getting bedazzled. 73 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:34,646 So I will be spending my vacation right here. 74 00:03:35,722 --> 00:03:37,852 Whoo! 75 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,932 Hey, I'm gonna go get some spray tan and guacamole. 76 00:03:44,361 --> 00:03:49,201 Hey, frankenstein just called. He wants his bride back. 77 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:53,500 Oh and, grady, your really annoying loud brother is here. 78 00:03:55,876 --> 00:03:58,006 Hey hey, gravy! 79 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:00,156 What up, pup? 80 00:04:00,094 --> 00:04:04,804 Hey, grant. What are you doing here? 81 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,339 Oh, I just finished my first semester of college, brah. 82 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:11,136 I don't want to brag, but I got straight "c"s! 83 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:14,711 In two of my classes. 84 00:04:14,658 --> 00:04:17,788 So where are you planning on staying? 85 00:04:17,698 --> 00:04:19,658 Oh, with my fraternity brothers, bro, 86 00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:21,815 - At the local delta nu house. - All right! 87 00:04:21,753 --> 00:04:23,993 Scooter, tubbs, where you at? 88 00:04:26,624 --> 00:04:29,024 ♪ delta nu, delta nu ♪ 89 00:04:28,954 --> 00:04:30,924 ♪ party down with my crew ♪ 90 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,511 - ♪ we're so much better than all of ♪ - ♪ You! ♪ 91 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,642 - ♪ what's our name? ♪ - ♪ Delta nu. ♪. 92 00:04:34,582 --> 00:04:37,392 Oh yeah! 93 00:04:37,305 --> 00:04:38,605 All right. 94 00:04:40,891 --> 00:04:44,161 So let me guess... you're gonna hit three. 95 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:48,025 Me, the beach and dad up for money. 96 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:51,800 I'm here to work, grots. Get me a summer job. 97 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:55,467 Wow, look at you being mr. Responsible. 98 00:04:55,349 --> 00:04:58,979 So what are you gonna do? Get a job washing cars. 99 00:04:58,868 --> 00:05:00,768 Or bagging groceries? 100 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,658 I'm gonna do what you do... work in showbiz; 101 00:05:04,563 --> 00:05:07,633 Be a director; Star in a movie; 102 00:05:07,535 --> 00:05:10,035 Find some old rich lady to take care of me for a couple of months. 103 00:05:09,971 --> 00:05:12,401 Hey, you leave grandma alone! 104 00:05:13,259 --> 00:05:15,499 Oh, you didn't hear? 105 00:05:15,436 --> 00:05:16,906 What what what?! 106 00:05:16,874 --> 00:05:19,344 Psych! You're so gullible, bro. 107 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,750 You can't just waltz into hollywood and be a star. 108 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:24,906 And then scare me about grandma. 109 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,511 I'm sorry I freaked you out about grandbones. 110 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,870 But I'm still very serious about getting a job. 111 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:34,737 It's not as easy as you think, grant. You have to start at the bottom. 112 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,472 Oh, you mean like "so random!" 113 00:05:38,475 --> 00:05:40,835 Booyah! See, I can do comedy. 114 00:05:40,776 --> 00:05:43,376 Oh yeah, the bottom, "so random!" yeah. 115 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:46,338 - But there's nothing funny about grandbones being dead. - What? 116 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:49,152 See, I can do drama too. I'm totally kidding. 117 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,760 - She's fine, she's just fine. - All right, okay. 118 00:05:51,687 --> 00:05:54,717 Delta nu, bam! 119 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:03,874 Oh hey, mind if I join you? 120 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:07,518 I don't know what you're saying. Why don't you join me? 121 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:14,666 Oh, are you eating for two since nico's not here? 122 00:06:14,497 --> 00:06:16,797 Oh oh, it's not for me. 123 00:06:16,731 --> 00:06:19,301 It's a little welcome present for my brother grant. 124 00:06:20,441 --> 00:06:22,751 Whoop, oh no. 125 00:06:25,849 --> 00:06:29,589 Yeah, I got him his first hollywood job as a cafeteria busboy. 126 00:06:29,464 --> 00:06:31,934 Oh, I even got him this apron. 127 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:36,106 He thinks working on "so random!" is the bottom. 128 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,122 I'll show him the bottom, baby. 129 00:06:46,194 --> 00:06:48,234 Nice. Nice. 130 00:06:48,179 --> 00:06:50,449 Nice try. 131 00:06:50,394 --> 00:06:53,654 Ooh, a coconut drink with an umbrella... 132 00:06:53,558 --> 00:06:55,858 Tropical. 133 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,802 Hey, you know what would make this better? 134 00:06:57,748 --> 00:06:59,048 Bigger! 135 00:06:59,023 --> 00:07:01,163 Scooter, tubbs, go find me a coconut. 136 00:07:01,104 --> 00:07:03,304 Big enough to fit that umbrella. 137 00:07:03,251 --> 00:07:05,621 Oh yeah, huh! 138 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:08,252 Oh, so what was that job you called me about? 139 00:07:08,179 --> 00:07:09,779 Well, you're looking at it. 140 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:13,852 Congratulations, you are now a hollywood busboy. 141 00:07:13,712 --> 00:07:15,812 Whoa. Whoa. 142 00:07:15,754 --> 00:07:19,324 I didn't attend one third of my classes in college to be a busboy. 143 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,050 Oh, by the way, is that a sarong? 144 00:07:22,993 --> 00:07:26,293 Because on you it looks so right! 145 00:07:26,185 --> 00:07:28,685 Only a jerk like you would say out loud. 146 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:30,751 What everyone else in this room is thinking. 147 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,001 You know what else they're thinking? 148 00:07:32,935 --> 00:07:36,705 This guy shouldn't be cleaning up tables, he should be dancing on them! 149 00:07:38,765 --> 00:07:40,795 ♪ nu nu ♪ 150 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:42,310 ♪ nu nu ♪ 151 00:07:42,284 --> 00:07:44,184 ♪ nu nu. ♪. 152 00:07:45,476 --> 00:07:48,176 Wow, that is one arrogant guy. 153 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:50,833 Yeah, that attitude's gonna get him nowhere. 154 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:52,659 Oh, f.Y.I., mr. Condor, 155 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,880 Here's my list of demands. It accordions out. 156 00:07:58,372 --> 00:08:00,272 You... reaccordion this. 157 00:08:00,222 --> 00:08:03,862 And clean up that table! We don't want the dancer to slip. 158 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,952 Everything always goes grant's way. 159 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:12,228 Oh come on. You're exaggerating. 160 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,389 - ♪ coconut! ♪ - ♪ Coco-what? ♪ 161 00:08:14,336 --> 00:08:16,636 - ♪ coconut! ♪ - ♪ Coco-what? ♪. 162 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:20,459 Am I exaggerating, tawni? 163 00:08:20,386 --> 00:08:22,386 Am I? 164 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:28,458 Okay, great first day at camp, kids. 165 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:31,182 Now remember, pies are for eating, not throwing. 166 00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:36,297 I know what cabin you sleep in, brian! 167 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:40,218 Hello? 168 00:08:40,156 --> 00:08:41,956 - Hello? - Hello? 169 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:44,910 Sonny? Sonny, I can't hear you. Hold on. 170 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,025 I'm gonna try and move around, find a good spot. 171 00:08:46,963 --> 00:08:50,173 Chad? Hey, I can't hear you either. 172 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,800 The reception's horrible. 173 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:54,397 Thank you, you're adorable too. 174 00:08:54,327 --> 00:08:56,857 I gave my list to mr. Condor. 175 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:59,121 No no, I didn't see a condor, 176 00:08:59,063 --> 00:09:00,763 But I think I saw an eagle. 177 00:09:00,722 --> 00:09:03,192 No! No no no no. 178 00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,859 Everything I'm asking for is legal. 179 00:09:05,775 --> 00:09:08,215 Okay, I'm not sure what you're asking, 180 00:09:08,143 --> 00:09:10,013 But my advice is don't be greedy. 181 00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:12,805 That is great advice. I will be greedy! 182 00:09:12,716 --> 00:09:15,016 No no, why would you beat grady? 183 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,030 Wait. 184 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,313 Oh, brian, put down that pie. 185 00:09:21,614 --> 00:09:23,244 I gotta go. 186 00:09:23,215 --> 00:09:25,615 What? Hello? 187 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:27,215 This is a nightmare. 188 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:29,714 Chad, I've looked over your entire list. 189 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,449 And the answer is yes to all of it. 190 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:33,373 - Really? The indoor spa? - Yes. 191 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:34,391 - The bumper cars? - Yes. 192 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,245 My weight in chocolate? 193 00:09:36,197 --> 00:09:38,637 Agreed. 194 00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:41,505 I believe that covers the entire list. 195 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:45,083 Should we put this baby to bed? Deal? 196 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,030 Not quite. 197 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,883 A wise woman once told me I should be greedy, 198 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:51,874 - So I want a pony. - A pony?! 199 00:09:51,777 --> 00:09:55,247 Yes, a pony... the one thing zac efron did not get from his list. 200 00:09:55,143 --> 00:09:56,643 So I want a pony. 201 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:59,480 And I want his name to be frank. 202 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,030 You're pushing it, cooper. 203 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,731 And I want a puppy to ride on the pony's back, 204 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,688 'cause it is really cute when they do that. 205 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:07,892 Now do we have a deal? 206 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:10,077 Here's what we have. 207 00:10:10,013 --> 00:10:12,353 - You can take frank... - Oh, I got a pony! 208 00:10:12,286 --> 00:10:14,686 - ...And the puppy on his back... - Aww. 209 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:18,295 ...And ride them off together to the land of you-are-fired. 210 00:10:18,173 --> 00:10:21,673 Because, as the name of the land indicates, you are fired! 211 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,480 Where is this coming from? 212 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:33,968 Hello? No, chad, I still can't hear anything. 213 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,787 How did everything go with mr. Condor? 214 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:39,348 Oh, I got fired from "mackenzie falls" and I lost everything. 215 00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:41,498 Oh, you got everything? Good for you! 216 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,233 - Oh, hello? - Hello? 217 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,297 - Hello? - Hello. 218 00:10:45,239 --> 00:10:47,209 We're sorry. 219 00:10:47,157 --> 00:10:49,227 Your service has been disconnected. 220 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:51,880 What? 221 00:10:51,797 --> 00:10:54,537 No, you know what? You can take my phone, 222 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,493 You can take my job. You cannot take my dressing room! 223 00:10:57,397 --> 00:11:00,037 I am mackenzie, do you hear me! 224 00:10:59,957 --> 00:11:01,927 You will never get me out. 225 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:03,774 Okay, you got me out, 226 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:06,664 But you still can't do the show without me. I am mackenzie! 227 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,112 Hey, brah, I didn't need to start at the bottom at all. 228 00:11:09,046 --> 00:11:12,346 I totally just landed a job on my ownski. 229 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,779 You'll never replace me! 230 00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:18,013 - I'm the new mackenzie. - You're the new mackenzie? 231 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,875 I'm the new mackenzie. 232 00:11:19,823 --> 00:11:22,293 - You're the new mackenzie? - I am the new mackenzie. 233 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:25,917 - ♪ delta nu! ♪ - No-ooo! 234 00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:28,344 Nu-uuuuuu! 235 00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:32,712 Grady's losing it. Grady's losing it! 236 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:42,423 Grady's losing it fast. 237 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:46,315 I can't believe grant! He comes into hollywood. 238 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,319 With his ♪ nus ♪ and his "nice!" 239 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,800 And his stupid giant coconut. 240 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:55,294 And then he thinks he can play in my sandbox... my sandbox! 241 00:11:55,144 --> 00:11:57,074 Oh, oh no, oh no. 242 00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:59,703 Oh... whoa-aaaa. 243 00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:05,395 I think you might have used a wee bit too much spray tan. 244 00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:09,688 According to this bottle, I should be a "golden goddess." 245 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:13,476 According to these eyes you are "oompa loompa." 246 00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:14,752 What? 247 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:22,163 I look like a carrot stick. 248 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,887 Not nice! 249 00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:28,011 Check it out, brah. 250 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,292 Bam! 251 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:36,210 "there's a new mackenzie in town"? 252 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,063 Totes. 253 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,452 I want you to check out my new crew from my new show. 254 00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:42,409 - Hold this. - Oh okay. 255 00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:44,793 Mack nu! 256 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,903 - What happened to the delta nus? - Oh, I've been busy. 257 00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:49,112 Doing the hollywood thing with my "mack falls" crew. 258 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:52,087 This dude is my laugh guy. 259 00:12:51,991 --> 00:12:53,291 That's not funny. 260 00:12:53,276 --> 00:12:55,436 Good work! 261 00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:58,015 And this is my flosser. 262 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,545 Oh yeah! And this is my biographer. 263 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:04,065 Are you gettg all this? Good! Then get it over there. 264 00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:05,725 And make me sound smart. 265 00:13:08,377 --> 00:13:11,307 The only thing I'm missing is my human sack man. 266 00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:15,183 - What? - A human to carry the sack, man, 267 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,929 With all my new cool hollywood stuff in it. 268 00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:21,172 Hey, that could be your job! 269 00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:23,938 I have a job. 270 00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:26,721 Right. I keep forgetting about that. 271 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,490 Look at us! 272 00:13:31,407 --> 00:13:35,377 A couple of guys that came to hollywood with a dream. 273 00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:38,382 - My dream. - We worked hard. 274 00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:40,351 You got here yesterday! 275 00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:43,104 Man, I remember when I was bussing tables. 276 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:45,587 I bussed the table! 277 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,620 Eh, you know, the bottom line is. 278 00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:49,192 Now that I've made it, 279 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,733 At least one of the mitchell brothers made it, right? 280 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,356 Mom can finally be proud. 281 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,351 Excuse me for one second. 282 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,037 Grady's lost it! 283 00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,313 Who needs a job? 284 00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:15,918 I've got my pony and I've got my puppy. 285 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,929 Ooh yes. 286 00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:22,956 Ma! I said I'd make my bed in a minute. 287 00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,901 Hi, chad. Can I come in? 288 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,244 - Oh hey, buddy. - Buddy? 289 00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:31,194 Wow, he's worse off than I thought. 290 00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:34,371 Oh man! 291 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:37,035 I've dreamt of a room like this. 292 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,889 No way, a racecar bed! 293 00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:45,195 How could you have ever wanted to move out of here? 294 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,920 Ah, don't worry. We are not making that mistake again. 295 00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:50,671 Are we, frank? No no. 296 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:55,053 Chad, I can understand the allure of this... 297 00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:56,807 Modern-day eden, 298 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,758 But we've got to get you back on the "falls" where you belong. 299 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,456 I don't belong there. 300 00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:05,554 - I'm not mackenzie anymore. - Not mackenzie?! 301 00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:08,564 You're kidding me. You are the only mackenzie. 302 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,435 Without you there'd be no "falls." 303 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:13,392 It'd just be water falling off a rock. You gave it purpose. 304 00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:16,697 You gave it a name! What happened to that chad dylan cooper, huh? 305 00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:18,965 The one who was arrogant, full of himself, 306 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,936 Who made all our lives miserable? 307 00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:23,111 The chad dylan cooper we all know and hate? 308 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,927 You put that horsie down! 309 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,949 Get out of the coolest bed I've ever seen, 310 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,932 March right back down to that studio. 311 00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:30,947 And reclaim what's rightfully yours! 312 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:34,001 So come on, man. Let's go! We're gonna go. Ha ha ha! 313 00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:47,663 Dude, did you not hear that gigantic speech? 314 00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:51,577 Have you seen the "falls" since you left? 315 00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:54,435 Have you seen what grant has done to mackenzie? 316 00:15:54,343 --> 00:15:56,113 I don't care about mackenzie anymore. 317 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,438 Really, chad? Really? 318 00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,695 I know my face is different since the accident. 319 00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:08,578 But my heart's the same, brah! 320 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,715 Oh, he did not just call her "brah." 321 00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,891 Mm-hmm. 322 00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:17,535 I can't believe grandbones mackenzie is dead. 323 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,810 Bam! 324 00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,981 That's for thinking grandbones mackenzie is dead. 325 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,487 ♪ delta nu! ♪. 326 00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,534 What did he do to mackenzie?! 327 00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,758 He nu'd him up, chad. 328 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:32,233 He nu'd him up good! 329 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,227 - What do you got to say to that? - I don't like it! 330 00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:38,939 - And neither does frank. - Oh well, maybe you should listen to frank. 331 00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:41,511 And what would frank have you do? 332 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,476 He'd want me to go take the "falls" back. 333 00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:47,338 Well, what are you gonna do? 334 00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,927 - I'm gonna go take the "falls" back. - All right! 335 00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:53,687 - Ha ha ha! To the studio. - To the studio. 336 00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,468 What up, pup? 337 00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:03,373 Why are there delta nu letters all over that dorky vest? 338 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,419 Oh, 'cause I'm a delta nu now. Nu-nu! 339 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:09,528 Not funny, what is going on? 340 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,525 You haven't been around the delta nu house. 341 00:17:11,477 --> 00:17:13,807 So you don't know about all the exciting changes. 342 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:17,119 You're letting in chicks? 343 00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,749 Orange ones? 344 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:22,576 Yep, and we have a new delta nu president. 345 00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:24,485 That'd be me. 346 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:28,230 Scooter, tubbs, what did they do to you? 347 00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:32,352 You've been busy as mackenzie. I had some free time, 348 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,706 And scott and melvin tubberson here, 349 00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:37,841 Needed a new leader. So I took over and made a few changes. 350 00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:44,601 ♪ delta nu, delta nu ♪ 351 00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:47,559 ♪ study hard, obey curfew ♪ 352 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:50,700 ♪ return library books when they are due ♪ 353 00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:54,105 - ♪ or renew ♪ - ♪ At delta nu. ♪. 354 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,396 It burns! Oh. 355 00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,844 Grant, what's going on? You're late. 356 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,908 Everyone is waiting for you down on the set. 357 00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:05,288 They're gonna have to keep on waiting, condude, 358 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,027 Because I quit! 359 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,811 I can't let delta nu take a back seat to my summer job. 360 00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,663 Summer job? You're gonna give up. 361 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:14,122 A hollywood career to go back to some fraternity? 362 00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,517 You obviously don't know the deep respect. 363 00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,084 Fraternity brothers have for one another. 364 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:23,114 Scooter, tubbs, grab my giant coconut and let's bounce. 365 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,708 What? I... 366 00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:31,345 What am I gonna do now? I need a mackenzie. 367 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:34,426 You know, you've got one right there. 368 00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:37,505 The orange chick? 369 00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:40,103 No, the pasty dude. 370 00:18:41,632 --> 00:18:43,332 I don't know, 371 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,390 The old mackenzie was pretty greedy... a pony and a puppy. 372 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:50,271 Well, sir, the new mackenzie has been humbled. 373 00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:51,976 I'll settle for either a puppy or a pony. 374 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,199 - You'll get neither! - I'll take it. 375 00:18:57,528 --> 00:19:00,428 Grady, I couldn't have gotten my job back without you. 376 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,977 You know, I learned a valuable lesson. 377 00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:04,938 About being happy with what you have, 378 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,652 And about how whether you're chad dylan cooper. 379 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,576 Or zac efron. 380 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,523 Studios just don't want to give you live animals. 381 00:19:12,437 --> 00:19:16,367 No problem, buddy. 382 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:19,544 Yeah, about the whole buddy thing... 383 00:19:19,446 --> 00:19:21,146 Oh oh, yeah, I get it. 384 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:23,605 Everything's back to normal now, huh? 385 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,303 So this is where you call security. 386 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,351 And kick me out of your dressing room, right? 387 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,692 You know what? As my way of saying thank you, 388 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,760 Why don't you kick yourself out? 389 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,601 - Oh, you mean it? - You've earned it. 390 00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:41,071 Okay, uh... 391 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,240 Security! Oh no, I just can't. My friend. 392 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:46,845 He's my buddy. Oh no, oh oh oh! 393 00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:53,764 Game on. 394 00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,899 - What up, pup? - Game off. 395 00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:02,952 I'm outie. Just wanted to say bye-onara. 396 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,952 Hey, grant, before you leave 397 00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:07,032 I have to confess something. 398 00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,113 What? That chad didn't really take over delta nu. 399 00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:11,293 And it was a big scam so he could get his job back? 400 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,540 Oh, not the face! Not the face! 401 00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:15,514 Relax, I'm not mad. 402 00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:17,089 All right. 403 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,730 You know, I figured if me being here. 404 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:21,060 Drove you to team up with a dude you can't stand, 405 00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:23,431 I must have really been cramping your styles. 406 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,259 I mean, this whole hollywood thing is your thing, not mine. 407 00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:28,678 You know? And I should have never crashed your party. 408 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:33,714 - Thanks, bro. - 'Cause there's a million other parties in this town to crash! 409 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,732 Whoo! 410 00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:39,081 Well, are you coming? 411 00:20:39,035 --> 00:20:41,335 Oh yeah. 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