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All right, we're on for the movie.

Three tickets for "hex in the city 2."

I can't wait. The story of four aging witches in new york.

Ooh, girls' night out. I'm so excited.

It's my first g.N.O.

Do you guy want to join us?

- G? - N.O.

Mm-hmm.

- ding-a-ling, ding-a-lings.

Check out my smokin' wheels.

It has 20 speeds, a docking station,

G.P.S. , oh, and a basket for my dolly.

Wow, cool bike.

Oh, that's the loser alarm.

It's programmed to go off when a loser gets too close.

Oh.

Dakota.

To what do we owe this delightful...

Shut it, kiss-up.

I'm here to rub my cool birthday bike in your faces.

Oh, and to invite you to my birthday party tonight.

- Hope you can come. - Actually, we've all...

I said I hope you can come!

I'll be there.

- My schedule just freed up. - I don't have a life anyway.

I've opened up everything in case you wanted to invite me to a party.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.

- You you. - Don't bother.

I wasn't gonna.

Okay, so the theme of your party is "wow me"?

As in "wow me with really great presents."

Well, you know, I thought it was the thought that counts.

Oh, it is.

So think big.

My daddy, your boss...

Which makes me yo daddy...

Notices everything.

Everything!

Tootles. Move.

That's the loser alarm.

I know what it is.

♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪

♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪

♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪

♪ at least that's how I see it ♪

♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪

♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪

♪ can't take away this feeling ♪

♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪

♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪

♪ so far, so great ♪

♪ so far, so great ♪

♪ yaooww! ♪

I can't believe we're missing our movie.

To go to dakota's stupid birthday party.

Yeah, I know. But we have no choice.

So let's just go to the mall and get her gifts.

How about a cute outfit that matches her horns and tail?

Maybe we can get it at the short and bratty store.

Can you believe that little girl and the way that she acts?

Just bossing everyone around and stomping her mean little feet.

You better give me a gift that's better than my bike.

Or you're dead in this town. Dead dead dead!

My daddy owns the studio so I hope you can come come come.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh, we just hit something. What was it?

I don't know. I didn't see anything.

You don't check the rearview mirror when you're backing up?

You mean the makeup mirror?

Why would I do that while I'm driving?

That is dangerous. Now go see what we hit.

No, you were driving. You go.

I can't, I'm in shock.

Fine.

Is it bad? Tell me it's not bad.

- It's not bad. - Oh good. Good.

It's twice as bad.

We ran over dakota's new bike.

- We're dead dead dead. - But I was the driver,

Which means I'm deader deader deader.

Now we're losers!

It's been a bad day.

Man, what do you get for the girl who has everything.

And hates everyone?

A dragon!

Dude, don't be ridiculous.

There's no way we can get a dragon by tonight.

I know a guy.

You have a dragon guy?

I have a dragon guy.

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad... ♪

- What is that? - I don't know.

It's irritating, arrogant.

And slightly off key.

- Oh, you know, it's got to be chad. - Mm-hmm.

♪ dakota, it's your birthday and it shouldn't be bad ♪

♪ you deserve the best, the gift of chad ♪

♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪

♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪

♪ whoo, chad chad chaddy chad ♪

♪ chad... ♪

I know. You're speechless.

You didn't know I had this in me.

Oh, we knew you had it in you.

We were just hoping it would never come out.

Oh, it's out, boys. And there's no putting it back in.

My gift to dakota is...

My gift.

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad... ♪

- Wait! - Wrap the gift. Wrap the gift.

And what gift are you disappointing her with this year?

Well, you know, we've got ideas.

Like what? A dragon?

How do you know that?

Grady, you know your dragon guy?

That was me messing with you online.

No, you... wait, whoa.

You're firebreath84@medieval.Ork?

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad. ♪

I don't have a dragon guy!

Don't worry, g.

He messed with you, we mess with him.

All right? When chaddy sings his song at dakota's party,

- We're gonna make him look bad. - Oh yeah.

- Yeah, bad. - All right.

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad... ♪.

What? It's a catchy tune.

♪ chad. ♪

I'm done with this. I just...

I can't believe all the pieces of dakota's bike fit in here.

Oh my gosh, when she finds out, we are gonna be in so much trouble.

- We're gonna get fired. - Tawni! Tawni!

Calm down. You need to calm down.

If you tell me to calm down one more time I'm gonna freak out.

Hey, mr. Condor.

Look, sonny. It's dakota's daddy.

- Oh my god. - Employees.

Hey, there's nothing really to see here,

So you can leave 'cause this is just a dress.

We're just carrying a dress. And shoes. Those were shoes.

Yeah, that is right. Shoes and a dress.

For tonight. It's like a complete ensemble.

- Why would we be lying? - I don't know.

- Okay, bye. - Wait a minute!

Do not scratch my hallway with your ensemble.

Okay.

We pulled it off. We pulled it off.

See, I told you that if we just stayed calm.

We could totally pull this off.

What do you guys got in there, dakota's bike?

Oh my gosh!

We're not pulling it off.

She knew that was dakota's bike.

Mr. Condor knew it too. And then he's gonna fire us.

No, me. Me! He's gonna fire me.

- I was the one driving. - Both of you, zip it.

Now unzip it. Let me take a look at it.

Okay. Maybe you can fix it.

Oh my god. Yeah, maybe she can fix it.

Okay, here.

See, it's not really that bad.

All right, first thing you're gonna need is two boxes.

We can do that. We can do that. Then what?

- Open them up. - I know how to open things.

Then get inside and mail yourselves out of here

'cause it's the only way you're getting out alive!

What? Oh my gosh!

Tawni, we've got to mail ourselves.

- How much postage would that take? - I don't know.

Or...

- Or? I like or. - What's or?

I like or. Let's go with or. Yeah.

- Go see izzy. - Izzy? Who is he?

He makes all the props for the studio.

He's the one man around here who can fix this mess.

He's the answer to all your problems.

Oh, good.

But he's also the problem to all your answers.

Oh.

Okay. Well...

What does that mean though?

Finally, a piece of law enforcement equipment.

That'll make people take me seriously.

Good cop.

Bad cop.

Plays by the rules.

Makes his own rules.

Hey, monkey.

We have a situation.

Ooh ooh ooh, I like situations.

But situations don't like me.

Yeah, whatever. My new birthday bike was stolen.

And I need you to find it.

You've come to the right place, kid.

But... ow!

I'm gonna need some evidence.

Here's your evidence... my bike bell.

It's all that's left, mr. Murphy.

Oh, dry your eyes, kid,

'cause I just whet my appetite for justice.

Will you stop messing around with those sunglasses.

And start questioning some of the yahoos around here?

Like those two.

Hey, you two.

Freeze!

- Oh my gosh, we're busted. - Not if we play it cool.

- Okay? - Okay.

I've got a question for you two.

What do you think of my new sunglasses? Aren't they neat?

Oh forget it. I'll handle this.

Do you know what this is?

No.

It doesn't ring a bell.

Oh!

This is all that's left of my birthday bike.

And I'm gonna wear this bell around my neck day and night.

Until I find out who took it.

And then I'm gonna ring their bell!

They're clean.

But it's gonna get dirty... ow!

Darn it! The other eye.

Justice is now blind and dumb.

Who knew the studio even had a basement?

I think we should have never listened to zora.

- Look at this place. - I know.

Look at all the weird stuff.

This izzy guy must be a whack job.

Look at this thing.

I prefer charmingly eccentric.

Oh my gosh, izzy?

Is I.

"iz-eye"? Is that how you pronounce it?

- What? - Izzy.

Is I.

Oh, I get it. Is I, as in is me.

No no no no. Izmy is my sister.

Do you think you can help us?

I'll ask the questions here.

So what's your question?

And phrase it not in the form of a question.

Because I ask the questions here.

- So what's your question? - Okay.

Well, we ran over dakota condor's bike.

- And we need your help to fix it. - That's not a question.

- You didn't want us to ask a question. - Ah, then welell done.

- So what's your answer? - Is that a question?

It was a suggestion.

Sometimes she phrases things like they're questions.

'cause that's how the kids are talking these days.

All right, enough enough enough.

Izzy is in.

I will fix your bike.

- Oh my gosh, thank you so much. - Thank you so much.

- On one condition. - Whatever you need.

Bring me...

The bell of dakota condor.

I'm gonna wear this bell around my neck.

Day and night. Day and night!

Day and night! Night night night!

Okay, operation get the bell of dakota condor is underway.

This is a map of the studio.

And all the locations where dakota hangs out.

Here is where she has her morning temper tantrum.

Afternoon tantrum. Ballet class.

And evening tantrum.

This is ridiculous. We're never gonna get that bell.

It'd be easier to get her kidney.

Oh, you want her kidney.

That would be this map.

Whoa!

Cover it up, cover it up, cover it up!

Thank you.

Oh man, not that song again.

Chad, get out of...

Oh, dude. Are you serious?

What?

You know, I thought it was a good look.

And I can't get that song out of my head.

Well, stop singing and start thinking of ways to mess with chad.

Yeah, but what about our present for dakota?

We were gonna slay her with a dragon,

But no, thanks to chad.

Chad chad chaddy chad chad.

Even angry it's still catchy.

- Yeah. - I hate it.

Hey, balloon delivery for dakota condor's birthday party.

I got 1,000 more of these in my truck.

Got to unload 'em before the whole thing floats away.

Uh, why don't we go with you.

And show you where the party is?

Wait, what are you doing?

G, this is how we're gonna mess with chad.

And wow dakota at the same time.

Just follow the balloon guy. Come on.

Oh, okay.

So when I want to follow the balloon guy.

It's, "what are you, six?"

But then suddenly when you want to, oh, it's a great idea.

Yeah, let's follow the balloon guy.

Oh, there he goes.

Oh look, he went that way.

So look, the only time the bell will be off dakota's neck.

Is before ballet class when she's changing into her tutu.

I say that's just when we swoop in and grab it.

And I mean swoop in.

Great plan.

Gosh, you know, people don't give us enough credit.

- We're really smart. - Uh, no, tawni.

We're brilliant.

Yeah, nothing gets by us.

I think it's just about being in tune with your surroundings.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, I do.

Let's go.

I can't believe you thought a giant magnet would be a good idea.

Who are we, nico and grady?

Oh come on.

It was working when that guy's nose ring came out.

We're never gonna get that bell.

Look, it's dakota.

On our couch.

Oh, she looks like a little angel...

When she's sleeping.

Poor thing must be all tuckered out.

From her afternoon tantrum.

Find the bike thief.

Rip head off.

Have daddy fire headless body.

- Now's our chance. - Yeah.

Play soccer with bike thief's head.

Goal! Yay!

Izzy!

Izzy, we brought you the bell of dakota condor.

And the bagel of dakota condor.

What? It might score us some extra points.

Izzy, did you hear us? Izzy, we got the bell.

Izzy. Izzy?

Is I.

Did you bring me nuts?

No, we brought you the bell of dakota condor.

But I like nuts.

Look, izzy, we did everything you asked.

- Did you fix the bike? - Izzy did not.

Sonny wants to know why.

Because, my dear girls, there are some things.

That are more important that need to be fixed.

What is that supposed to mean?

I ask the questions. Izzy has spoken!

I mean, izzy has spoken?

You see? Now it's a question?

What are we gonna do? The party's in 20 minutes.

And we still haven't gotten her a present yet.

Word on the street is that she needs a new bike.

And I want to thank all of you people for coming.

To my little princess' birthday party.

Not that you had a choice.

- Oh. - Oh.

So, let's kick off the party.

With a very special guest singing a very special song.

He wrote for my very special little angel.

Chad dillon cooper!

Folks, I'm singing on the patio today.

There's more room to release my awesomeness.

And my doves.

Oh yeah, that's right. I said my doves.

Dakota,

Prepare to be wowed.

Are the balloons in place?

Oh, the balloons are in place.

♪ dakota, it's your birthday and it shouldn't be bad ♪

♪ you deserve the best, the gift of chad... ♪

♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪

♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad... ♪

chad chad chaddy chad chad!

Whoa!

Not wowed. Where are the doves?

- Next present! - Oh, darling.

Daddy has something that will wow you.

Be right back, angel. Move!

Okay, there she is, tawni.

You know what? I think we should just tell her the truth.

Look, dakota still doesn't know we broke her bike.

If we keep our mouths shut, she never will.

- Okay, mouth shut. - All right.

I want my bike back.

It's my birthday and it's my favoritest thing I've ever gotten.

Oh my gosh. It's human.

She looks really upset.

Don't let it get to you. Just stay strong.

Okay, mouth shut. Mouth shut.

She never has to know.

- We drove over your bike! - We're so sorry.

We are so so sorry.

You broke my bike?

Yes.

You're telling me the truth?

Yes.

Well, thank you.

'cause now I know who has to get fired!

Dakota, my angel.

Prepare to be wowed.

Because daddy got you something you have always wanted.

Happy birthday. Izzy!

Oh my gosh, he fixed the bike after all.

My bike, yay!

Daddy, I love it.

But wait a minute. Where's my bell?

- This thing came with a bell. - Hold on, young lady.

This is a brand new bike.

How did you know it came with a bell?

Daddy, have you lost weight?

Hey.

Dakota, did you go to izzy's.

And take that bike before your birthday?

I love you, daddy.

I love you too, angel.

Oh, but dakota,

The party is over.

Now you go to the limo,

Tell the driver to take you home.

And when you get home, you March right up to your room.

Which home?

The one with the partial ocean view.

You're a monster!

Okay okay, the rest of you.

Have fun for 15 minutes,

Then get out.

- Izzy. - Is I.

Oh, we're going through this again?

You fixed the bike. Why didn't you just tell us?

Because there were other things that needed fixing even more.

So you made us jump through all these hoops.

Just to teach dakota a lesson?

Not just dakota.

My dear girls, next time just tell the truth.

Izzy out.

I get it.

He's the answer to all our problems.

And the problem to all our answers.

Yeah, that's really kind of just annoying.

Speaking of annoying, where's your boyfriend?

You know, I don't know.

I haven't seen him all day.

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chad chad chad. ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ dakota, it's your birthday and it shouldn't be bad ♪

♪ you deserve the best, the gift of chad ♪

♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪

♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪

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