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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,360 Are you ready to get "so random!"? 2 00:00:03,273 --> 00:00:06,243 Remember all those great songs from summer camp? 3 00:00:06,151 --> 00:00:08,191 Sure! 4 00:00:08,137 --> 00:00:10,137 Well, what about the ones you haven't heard? 5 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,724 Haven't heard 'em. 6 00:00:11,696 --> 00:00:13,456 Yes, it's counselor jenny 7 00:00:13,423 --> 00:00:15,593 And Dan Dan the guitar man singing the songs 8 00:00:15,534 --> 00:00:18,704 That got them fired from over 100 camps... 9 00:00:18,604 --> 00:00:21,474 Truly awful songs like "counselor spread a rumor." 10 00:00:21,395 --> 00:00:23,795 ♪ gather around the campfire spark ♪ 11 00:00:23,727 --> 00:00:26,227 ♪ and hear how Ben's afraid of the dark ♪ 12 00:00:26,164 --> 00:00:27,834 ♪ he cries at night when the lights go out ♪ 13 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,465 ♪ he weeps like a baby, he screams and shouts ♪ 14 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:32,585 ♪ everyone point when you see him go by ♪ 15 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:35,534 ♪ that's the reason he's shy. ♪ 16 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:38,411 And that's not all. You'll also get heartless classics like... 17 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,259 "you're homesick but your parents don't care." 18 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:43,019 ♪ you cry because you're homesick at night ♪ 19 00:00:42,934 --> 00:00:46,404 - ♪ yes, you do ♪ - ♪ If you think your parents miss you, you're not right ♪ 20 00:00:46,301 --> 00:00:48,861 - ♪ you're dead wrong ♪ - ♪ Your mom and dad ♪ 21 00:00:48,796 --> 00:00:51,666 ♪ are clapping, they don't have to hear your yapping ♪ 22 00:00:51,578 --> 00:00:55,418 - ♪ and yes, they said... ♪ - Not to call. 23 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:59,141 And the insensitive hits keep on coming. 24 00:00:59,071 --> 00:01:02,371 ♪ a kid got wedgied by the Lake last year ♪ 25 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:05,575 ♪ the Lake last year, the Lake last year ♪ 26 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:08,170 ♪ a kid got wedgied by the Lake last year ♪ 27 00:01:08,098 --> 00:01:11,198 ♪ and now his undies are hanging from a flagpole. ♪ 28 00:01:13,154 --> 00:01:17,354 Yes, it's 24 songs sung by two truly terrible people. 29 00:01:17,222 --> 00:01:18,822 Order now! 30 00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:21,526 - Or else. - We will! 31 00:01:21,444 --> 00:01:24,144 No, you won't. 32 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:29,803 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 33 00:01:29,704 --> 00:01:32,774 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 34 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:36,648 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 35 00:01:36,525 --> 00:01:38,825 ♪ yeah! ♪ 36 00:01:38,761 --> 00:01:42,301 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 37 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,126 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 38 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:48,445 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 39 00:01:48,335 --> 00:01:51,405 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 40 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:54,449 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 41 00:01:54,351 --> 00:01:57,291 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 42 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,940 ♪ yea I can't wait ♪ 43 00:01:59,857 --> 00:02:02,527 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 44 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:05,257 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 45 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:11,705 ♪ yaooww! ♪ 46 00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:20,714 ♪ a kid got wedgied by the Lake last year... ♪ 47 00:02:20,638 --> 00:02:23,608 - What did you do? - The machine gave me an extra granola bar. 48 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:25,716 What was I supposed to do, put it back? 49 00:02:25,665 --> 00:02:28,625 I don't care about that. 50 00:02:28,543 --> 00:02:31,543 Good, 'cause I didn't. 51 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:33,560 Well, you used my lipstick. 52 00:02:33,503 --> 00:02:35,973 No, I didn't. Trust me. The only thing touching these lips. 53 00:02:35,902 --> 00:02:38,642 Is this granola bar. 54 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:43,129 Followed shortly by this granola bar. 55 00:02:42,982 --> 00:02:47,312 Well, if you didn't use my cocoa moco cocoa, then who did? 56 00:02:51,818 --> 00:02:53,848 Oh oh, hey! 57 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:57,504 Did I get any yogurt on my face? 58 00:02:57,382 --> 00:03:00,992 The question is "did you get any in your mouth?" 59 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:05,222 Hey, check that out. 60 00:03:05,163 --> 00:03:07,833 "cell phone film festival, 61 00:03:07,753 --> 00:03:10,323 Grand prize $1,000!" 62 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,017 "think small, win big." 63 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,014 Who thinks smaller than us? 64 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:17,853 Nobody. 65 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:20,109 - We're totally gonna win. - Oh, baby! 66 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,095 Is he wearing... 67 00:03:24,053 --> 00:03:25,883 It's yogurt. It's always yogurt. 68 00:03:27,891 --> 00:03:30,331 It's Zora! 69 00:03:30,261 --> 00:03:32,391 She's the one wearing my cocoa moco cocoa! 70 00:03:33,973 --> 00:03:37,613 Oh, I think she's trying to flirt with that boy. 71 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:46,289 If she's gonna flirt badly, she should be using your lipstick. 72 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:52,211 So, Zora, who's that cute boy you were flirting with? 73 00:03:52,058 --> 00:03:54,698 - I wasn't flirting. - Then why did you flick a pea at him? 74 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:56,059 - I don't know. - Do you like him? 75 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,430 - I don't know. - Does he like you? 76 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,641 - I don't know. - What do you know? 77 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,090 That you're annoying me. 78 00:04:01,028 --> 00:04:04,388 I think I know what's going on here. 79 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:07,160 No, you don't. If I don't know, 80 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:10,012 Then you guys don't know, 'cause I'm smarter than both of you. 81 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:17,986 She may deny it, buy Zora is totally crushing on that boy. 82 00:04:17,894 --> 00:04:20,394 - You know what? I should totally... - No. 83 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,861 - But she clearly needs my help. - No. 84 00:04:22,787 --> 00:04:25,697 - Without me, she'll never... - No! 85 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:30,478 Sonny, every time you sprinkle your rainbows and cheddar dust. 86 00:04:30,318 --> 00:04:32,078 All over a situation. 87 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:34,015 It ends poorly, so don't meddle. 88 00:04:33,964 --> 00:04:37,134 Pfft! Me meddling? 89 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:39,704 Okay, I, of all people, don't meddle. 90 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,883 Yeah, you're right. You actually go way beyond meddling, 91 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:48,285 Which is why we all call it "sonnying things up." 92 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:50,142 What? Oh, please. 93 00:04:50,101 --> 00:04:53,431 Okay, you know what? That is just a made-up phrase that nobody uses. 94 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,294 I know you were just trying to help. 95 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,723 By bringing me and my half-father together, 96 00:04:57,651 --> 00:05:00,391 But all you did was 97 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:02,009 Sonny it up. 98 00:05:05,432 --> 00:05:07,632 Cut! That's a five. Milady on the set. 99 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:14,540 Really? "sonny it up"? 100 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,960 Yeah, that's the word you use when meddling just won't do. 101 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,957 Put that down. 102 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:23,641 You know what? I get it. I get it. 103 00:05:23,516 --> 00:05:25,516 I get too involved in people's business. 104 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:29,603 But as of today, I'm officially out of the business of... 105 00:05:29,474 --> 00:05:31,974 Oh, my gosh. That's the boy that Zora likes. 106 00:05:31,901 --> 00:05:33,501 You mean Wesley? 107 00:05:33,475 --> 00:05:36,905 - Wesley is adorable. - Aww, he'd better be. 108 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,774 He plays me as young mackenzie. Where you at, mini Mac? 109 00:05:39,682 --> 00:05:44,422 - Right here, big Mac. - Oh! I'm molding him in my image. 110 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:46,558 Please tell me that you haven't taught him... 111 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:48,903 Peace out, suckas! 112 00:05:48,835 --> 00:05:51,705 Too late. Hey, Wesley, I'm Sonny. 113 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:53,856 Hey, Sonny. Big fan of "so random!" 114 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:56,304 Aren't you sweet? 115 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:59,631 Hey, listen, a few of us are going out for pizza later, if you wanna join us. 116 00:05:59,532 --> 00:06:01,532 What are you doing? 117 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:04,889 Greasing up the wheels of romance. 118 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,120 So come with us tonight. 119 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:10,553 If you do, I'm sure you'll be making a certain young lady very happy. 120 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,950 - Good. - Good. 121 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:13,357 - Fine. - Fine. 122 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:15,058 Oh! 123 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,556 Aww, I'm so proud of him. 124 00:06:18,451 --> 00:06:21,721 - What about me? - You? You're totally gonna Sonny this thing up. 125 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:26,031 "sharkacorn the movie," 126 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:28,242 Scene 12, take 2. 127 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:36,332 And sharkacorn attacks sweet little angel. 128 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,550 Action! 129 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:43,000 Oh, look! It's a pretty unicorn. 130 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,540 It's sharkacorn, 131 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,550 The half-unicorn, half-shark beast! 132 00:06:50,466 --> 00:06:52,526 It's attacking me. 133 00:06:54,783 --> 00:06:58,323 All right, this isn't working, is it? 134 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,197 We're never gonna win the cell phone film festival. 135 00:07:02,141 --> 00:07:04,081 With you playing a 10-year-old girl. 136 00:07:04,031 --> 00:07:06,601 You want me to go younger? I can play a convincing eight. 137 00:07:06,535 --> 00:07:10,735 What do you mean I can't park my scooter in the handicapped spot? 138 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:13,594 Don't you know who I am? I'm Dakota condor, 139 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,640 And my daddy owns this studio! 140 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,862 Your career is dead. 141 00:07:17,799 --> 00:07:20,369 Whee! Dead! 142 00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:23,833 - Whee! - Grady, put down that wig. 143 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:25,688 We have our sweet little angel. 144 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,046 Dead! 145 00:07:37,226 --> 00:07:39,996 Please tell me you're no putting your lipsticks in a safe. 146 00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:42,552 Yep, I call it the lip lock. 147 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:44,814 I'm not taking any more chances with Zora. 148 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:47,857 Well, I'll have you know that Zora won't be needing any of your cocoa. 149 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,330 - Or your moco or your other cocoa because... - You sonnyed it up. 150 00:07:51,224 --> 00:07:54,124 If by "sonnyed it up" you mean got Zora's crush. 151 00:07:54,035 --> 00:07:56,035 To join us for pizza night tonight, then yes, 152 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,892 I sonnyed it up good. 153 00:07:57,843 --> 00:08:00,083 I can't wait to see her face when she finds out. 154 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,061 It looks like this! 155 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:05,047 Why did you invite Wesley to pizza night? 156 00:08:04,953 --> 00:08:07,083 Because you like Wesley. I can tell. 157 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:08,634 - Who's Wesley? - None of your beeswax. 158 00:08:08,598 --> 00:08:10,198 He's the boy Zora likes. 159 00:08:10,172 --> 00:08:11,402 You don't know what you're talking about. 160 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,350 Not only does Zora have a crush, 161 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:15,939 But her crush will be joining us at pizza night tonight. 162 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,300 Ooh, Zora's got a date. 163 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,840 - Shut it! - Oh! 164 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:22,444 This is great, Zora. You must be really excited. 165 00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:24,135 You shut it, too. 166 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:26,332 - Zora, it's okay to be excited. - I'm not! 167 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:28,710 Zora. 168 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,610 Okay, a little bit, but still shut it. 169 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:33,869 Does this mean you're gonna be joining us tonight or what? 170 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:37,702 Fine, but don't do anything to embarrass me. 171 00:08:37,572 --> 00:08:40,212 We won't. Now you go get pretty. 172 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,503 - Okay. - Aww. 173 00:08:42,436 --> 00:08:44,876 So little is gonna be pretty. 174 00:08:44,805 --> 00:08:46,845 - Hey! - Shut it. 175 00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:52,613 Check this out. 176 00:08:52,586 --> 00:08:55,386 Oh, excellent trajectory. 177 00:08:55,311 --> 00:08:58,271 But check this out. If you bend the tip just a little bit, 178 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:01,989 You get more distance. Observe. 179 00:09:04,972 --> 00:09:07,072 - Perfect! - Nice! 180 00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:08,655 Sweet! 181 00:09:08,627 --> 00:09:11,127 Oh, the innocence of youth. 182 00:09:11,054 --> 00:09:14,454 Observe. 183 00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:17,925 Oh! 184 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,878 Water! I need water. 185 00:09:19,823 --> 00:09:22,293 Now my pizza's gonna get cold. 186 00:09:22,231 --> 00:09:24,291 Don't push me. 187 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,061 - This is fun. - Yeah. 188 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,455 Oh, aren't they so cute together? 189 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:34,713 I guess "sonny it up" now means the opposite. 190 00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:36,286 Of "sonnyed it up." 191 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:38,748 Oh, please, get over yourself, Sonny. 192 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:40,645 You hooked up two 12-year-olds. 193 00:09:40,603 --> 00:09:42,973 You didn't invent cocoa moco cocoa. Speaking of which, 194 00:09:42,906 --> 00:09:45,806 Hey, Zora, may I please borrow my lipstick? 195 00:09:45,727 --> 00:09:48,597 - Oh, I'll be right back. - Sure. 196 00:09:48,509 --> 00:09:51,879 Thank you, Sonny. It's going great. 197 00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:55,341 You guys look so cute. 198 00:09:58,659 --> 00:10:01,059 So, Wesley, 199 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:03,900 My mini Mac. Aren't you glad you came? 200 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:08,251 Yep, looks like I'm making a certain young lady very happy. 201 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,740 You certainly are. 202 00:10:09,702 --> 00:10:12,872 Well, I think she'll be even happier. 203 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,812 When I do this. 204 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:17,658 I think she will. 205 00:10:17,578 --> 00:10:20,708 Okay, save some for Zora. 206 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,320 Sonny, please. 207 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:24,479 We're too old to play these silly games. 208 00:10:24,428 --> 00:10:26,658 What? 209 00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:30,706 We both know why you invited me here tonight. 210 00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:33,038 No, you know what? 211 00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:35,546 I don't think we do. 212 00:10:35,471 --> 00:10:37,441 Come on, let's get out of here. 213 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:41,130 And f.Y.I., I'm old enough to sit in the front seat now. 214 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,107 No no no, you are here. 215 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,989 For your date with Zora. 216 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,708 Zora's great for a girl, 217 00:10:47,665 --> 00:10:50,865 But you're a woman, and I'm a man, baby. 218 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,986 You're a baby, man. 219 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,481 So what you guys talking about? 220 00:10:57,431 --> 00:10:59,561 Hey. Nothing. 221 00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:12,865 Ooh! 222 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:16,090 A big basket of lard and carbs. 223 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:17,926 They're from Wesley. 224 00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:21,046 Oh, so I guess the meddling workfd out... 225 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,386 It's for me. 226 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:25,056 ...Exactly like I thought it would. 227 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,915 What am I gonna tell Zora? 228 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,104 Ain't love grand? 229 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,711 Let's find out. 230 00:11:31,672 --> 00:11:33,942 Hey, ladies. 231 00:11:33,878 --> 00:11:37,718 Sonny, how's your boyfriend? Mine's great. 232 00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:40,631 Oh, don't worry, Tawni. You'll find someone. 233 00:11:47,646 --> 00:11:50,686 Hey, Zora, look what Wesley sent. 234 00:11:50,591 --> 00:11:53,791 Tawni, how could you... 235 00:11:53,699 --> 00:11:57,929 Ruin the surprise for Zora? 236 00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,766 - Oh, here's a card. - There's a card? 237 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:02,685 There's a card. 238 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:04,193 You know, Zora, 239 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:07,436 Your love should not be bought by a cheese... 240 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:08,872 Sold. 241 00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:11,538 "I like my... " 242 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:14,637 "I like my women like I like my cheese: 243 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:17,837 Sharp"... he thinks I'm sharp. 244 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,702 Awww! 245 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,530 ... "finely aged"... 246 00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:23,713 I am two months older than him. 247 00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:26,161 ... "and from Wisconsin." 248 00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:28,658 Wisconsin? 249 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:32,162 Who do we know from Wisconsin? 250 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:39,209 Sonny. The basket's for Sonny. 251 00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:41,155 Why is the basket for Sonny? 252 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,643 Wait, listen, this is a funny story. 253 00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:48,238 Listen to this. Okay, see, 254 00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:50,815 He thought that when I asked him to join us for pizza. 255 00:12:50,745 --> 00:12:54,175 That I was asking him to join me for pizza. 256 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,744 Cradle robber! 257 00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:59,964 This is a funny story. 258 00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:03,338 No no no, look, I didn't Rob the cradle. The cradle robbed me. 259 00:13:03,226 --> 00:13:06,866 - Revenge! - No, listen, Zora, that is never the answer with boys. 260 00:13:06,747 --> 00:13:10,247 I'm talking about revenge on you! You'd better watch your back, sister! 261 00:13:10,143 --> 00:13:12,143 Beware. 262 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:18,471 And your tombstone will read, 263 00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:21,934 "she died as she lived... sonnying it up." 264 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,734 oh, look, it's a pretty unicorn. 265 00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:38,678 No, wait, unicorns don't have two rows of teeth. 266 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,099 That's sharkacorn. 267 00:13:40,076 --> 00:13:42,606 - Ah. - Cut! 268 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,572 Dakota, look, 269 00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,248 I gotta say 270 00:13:47,214 --> 00:13:49,314 I'm not really feeling the terror. 271 00:13:49,258 --> 00:13:51,128 Okay, well, keep rolling. 272 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,650 And I'll give you a little something-something. 273 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,525 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 274 00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:57,047 Now why don't you take this toilet paper. 275 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:58,941 You call a script, rewrite it. 276 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:01,560 And give me something I can sink my teeth into? 277 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:05,290 Or I'll sink my teeth into you! 278 00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:08,474 - Ow! - Can you feel the terror now? 279 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,469 I do. 280 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,575 Have you seen Chad? 281 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,420 Guess who. 282 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,681 Sonny, relax. Relax, it's me. 283 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,886 Sorry. I thought you were Zora. She's out to get me. 284 00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:31,952 Oh, you sonnyed it up again, did you? 285 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:34,102 Just a smidge. 286 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,612 What up, milady? 287 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,877 "milady." check the mini Mac. 288 00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:40,122 The mini Mac needs to check himself. 289 00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,427 Here's your cheese basket back. I don't want it. 290 00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:44,569 Wait a minute. I was gonna send you a cheese basket. 291 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,449 Hmm. 292 00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:49,999 Wait a minute. I was gonna send you that cheese basket. 293 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:53,591 Wesley, are you mini-macking on my girlfriend? 294 00:14:53,479 --> 00:14:56,009 I'm sorry you had to find out this way, big Mac, 295 00:14:55,935 --> 00:14:59,645 But there's always someone younger and prettier. 296 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:06,110 True. True. 297 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,687 Got some bad news for you, though. 298 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:10,259 Sonny would never date an out-of-work actor. 299 00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:11,982 I'm not an out-of-work actor. 300 00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:14,277 You are now. Security! 301 00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:16,991 Hey, don't! You'll hear from my Agent! 302 00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:19,337 Peace out, little sucka! 303 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,130 See? Big Mac got your back. 304 00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,015 I feel terrible. 305 00:15:25,964 --> 00:15:28,004 If I hadn't meddled, he'd still have a job. 306 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:31,350 And Zora wouldn't be out to get me. 307 00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:36,797 That sandbag has revenge written all over it. 308 00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:41,185 That's what you get when you Sonny it up. 309 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,973 ♪ you had to stick your nose where it don't belong ♪ 310 00:15:43,895 --> 00:15:46,325 ♪ even though your friends kept saying it's wrong ♪ 311 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,995 ♪ now you're wishing you had eyes in the back of your head ♪ 312 00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:51,052 ♪ scared of bugs in your soup and poison in your bread ♪ 313 00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:54,664 ♪ because you Sonny it up, sonny it up ♪ 314 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,984 ♪ why'd you have to go and Sonny it up? ♪ 315 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,223 ♪ Sonny it up, sonny it up ♪ 316 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:03,299 ♪ why'd you have to go and Sonny it up? ♪ 317 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:07,399 ♪ at first it seems what you're doing is good, then you go and brag all over the hood ♪ 318 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,496 ♪ but in the blink of an eye, it goes from bad to worse, your meddling's not a blessing ♪ 319 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,003 ♪ it's really a curse, but since you're physically incapable ♪ 320 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:15,766 ♪ of shutting your yap, now everything around you could be part of a trap ♪ 321 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:18,019 ♪ you meddle, meddle, it's settled, settled ♪ 322 00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:21,693 ♪ is that corn you're eating kettled? ♪ 323 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,900 ♪ so if anyone asks, yo, what's up? ♪ 324 00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:26,174 ♪ just show some self-control and don't Sonny it up ♪ 325 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,948 ♪ word to your meddler. ♪ 326 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:30,771 Go away. 327 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,763 Relax, Sonny, Zora's not here. 328 00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:35,179 She said she wasn't feeling well and she went home. 329 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,017 Zora's not here? 330 00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:40,638 Then who dropped the sandbag that almost killed me? 331 00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:42,988 That was the sandbag guy. Yeah, I had to fire him. 332 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:45,986 I told him, "if you wanna be my sandbag guy, 333 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,930 You can't drop the sandbag." 334 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,128 So Zora's not out to get me? 335 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,279 But she never misses a chance for revenge. 336 00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:56,288 I don't think she's at home sick. 337 00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:59,372 I think she's at home with a broken heart and it's all my fault. 338 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,854 - I gotta go do something about this. - Stay here! 339 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:05,807 Don't go and meddle. 's not a good idea. 340 00:17:05,711 --> 00:17:08,611 So... 341 00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:11,932 I hear you're looking for a new sandbag guy. 342 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,640 I am so excited. 343 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:21,646 Sharkacorn is gonna be the best cell phone horror movie ever. 344 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:23,531 Let's wait till we see the footage. 345 00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:26,019 Oh, yeah. 346 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,345 I like ice cream... In a cup, 347 00:17:28,286 --> 00:17:30,646 Not a cone! 348 00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:35,088 Let's check out scene number two. 349 00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:39,014 - Yeah, I'm sure it'll be a lot better. - Yeah. 350 00:17:38,878 --> 00:17:42,078 Now I'm cranky. 351 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:47,633 We've got nothing but Dakota screaming at us. 352 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,122 She's a monster. 353 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:52,355 - We have no movie. - Or do we? 354 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:57,129 How about we call the movie "dakotacorn"? 355 00:17:57,029 --> 00:18:01,929 Might I suggest "sharkota"? 356 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:05,699 And that is why you're the idea guy. 357 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,107 - Can I sit down? Pound it. - Please. 358 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:10,184 - All right! - Spin it! Let's go! 359 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:16,440 Zora. 360 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,161 Zora. 361 00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:20,356 Go away. I don't wanna talk to you. 362 00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:23,134 I'm sure you don't, but as my final act of meddling, 363 00:18:23,057 --> 00:18:25,017 I am coming in, 364 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:28,346 No matter how weird and scary it may be. 365 00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:48,743 It's not what you expected, is it? 366 00:18:48,663 --> 00:18:51,093 Well, unless this is all made from human skin, 367 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,863 Then yeah, I'm surprised. 368 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:56,027 What do you want? 369 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,566 Look, Zora, I'm really sorry that I ruined things with Wesley. 370 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,657 Why couldn't you have just left me alone? 371 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:05,566 I should have. You are totally grown-up enough to handle Wesley. 372 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:08,573 - In your own way. - Grown-up? 373 00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:11,045 Are you kidding me? Look around. 374 00:19:10,979 --> 00:19:12,939 I just finished hosting a tea party. 375 00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:15,368 For a rabbit and a ladybug. 376 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,866 Wow, you know what? 377 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,760 I'm sorry. I forget how young are you sometimes. 378 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,808 Did you even wanna go on that date with Wesley? 379 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,878 I don't know. I mean, you were all staring at me. 380 00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:28,718 Like I should go, so I went. 381 00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:32,049 I would have been fine just throwing peas at him. 382 00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:34,581 But I pushed you into doing something. 383 00:19:34,503 --> 00:19:36,873 That you weren't ready to do. 384 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,845 I guess I do have a meddling problem. 385 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:43,061 Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. 386 00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:44,955 Yeah, see, this is why I don't think of you as a kid. 387 00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:46,912 Come here. 388 00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:53,276 You wanna stay and join me and lady buggington for some tea? 389 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:56,171 I would love to. 390 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,310 Tea sounds absolutely positively fabulous. 391 00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:00,827 I don't know why I'm talking like this. 392 00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:03,722 Yeah, why don't you sit right there. 393 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,940 Between lady buggington and Mr. Hopper? 394 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,127 There you go. 395 00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:12,495 Sonny. 396 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:15,137 Yes. 397 00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,226 I'll deny this if anyone asks, 398 00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,807 But I kind of like it when you meddle. 399 00:20:18,779 --> 00:20:21,109 - You do? - Yeah. 400 00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:23,652 Because what happened with Wesley showed me that I'm not ready. 401 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,346 To leave all this. 402 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:27,343 I think I'm gonna stay a kid for a while. 403 00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:31,258 And I'll deny that if anyone asks. To being a kid. 404 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:36,290 Ow! That's hot! 405 00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:39,192 - To revenge! - ♪ Sonny it up, sonny it up ♪ 406 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:41,239 ♪ why'd you have to go and Sonny it up? ♪ 407 00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,124 In a world 408 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,220 Where little girls seem cute 409 00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:48,469 And innocent... 410 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,184 I like ice cream. 411 00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:53,981 ...Comes four and a half feet of evil 412 00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:57,454 Named "sharkota." 413 00:20:57,346 --> 00:21:00,076 I'll sink my teeth into you! 414 00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:02,034 Now I'm cranky. 415 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:05,820 And you won't like me when I'm cranky! 416 00:21:12,514 --> 00:21:14,684 Dead, I say. Dead! 417 00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:19,072 The evil monster sharkota. 418 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,120 Dad, I just wanna let you know that I love... 419 00:21:24,526 --> 00:21:28,326 Evil has a tiny new face. 420 00:21:28,200 --> 00:00:00,000 I will destroy you! 421 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32046

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