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800,000 fani.
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800,000 fani.
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Hey, Chad, Am vesti bune pentru tine.
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Cum poate exista vreo veste bună
cand am luat numai 800 de mii fani?
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Chad? Chad, priveste-ma!
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Uite... Nu te mai mira la termometrul tau!
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"chadometer."
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Masoara exact numarul de fani ai mei.
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Si nu s-a schimbat de saptamani.
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Si aceasta se intampla cand vin vesti bune.
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Sunt un nimic daca nu am un milion! De ce nu te misti?
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O nu, este in scadere!
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Scuze, iarta-ma. Nu am vrut sa tip la tine.
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Vino inapoi!
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Vino inapoi Chad, Vino inapoi, uite-te la mine!
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AAm sunat pe cineva care este grozav!
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Ah! Nu pot sa ma gandesc la dulap chiar acum!
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Well, which one do you want, sweetie pie?
This one or this one?
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What does it matter?
The only thing that fits me is failure.
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Look, I called the president
of your fan club.
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- Ai sunat-o pe Amber?
- Da!
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And she's gonna help you
get your million fans.
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Whoa, sweetie pie, why stop at a million?
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I mean seriously, Chad Dylan
Cooper is the greatest actor.
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Of his generation.
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See?
There's a new fan right there.
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800,001.
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That's no ordinary fan.
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Amber?
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Wait, you're Amber?
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Yep!
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That's me.
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♪ off to the races,I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big breakand it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,get with it ♪
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♪ at leastthat's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dreamis just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,believe it ♪
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♪ can't take awaythis feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ridewith chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far,so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪ yaooww! ♪
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Sonny, meet Amber algoode, the president.
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Of the Chad Dylan Cooper fan club.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
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I'm so glad you called.
My card.
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Oh, so I guess with Amber algoode,
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It's gonna be all good.
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Oh, look at that.
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You already thought of it.
It's on the card.
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So what's up with the wardrobe sketch?
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This is what sets Amber apart from
the average fan-club president.
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The others stay in their parents'
basement, but Amber gets out.
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Yeah.
She gets in disguise.
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To find out what the people
are really saying about me.
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That's right. And you know what the
wardrobe department is saying?
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- Come here, let me tell you.
- What?
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Nothing!
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Fans are so hard to predict.
You never know what's gonna set them off.
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Look, it could be...
it could be his new haircut;
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It could be the car you're driving;
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But I'm pretty sure it's
that ugly shirt you're wearing.
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Hey, I...
I bought him this shirt.
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Yeah, I love this shirt.
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Oh, that is so cute.
But that has got to go.
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Consider it gone.
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It's for the fans.
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How is changing his shirt
gonna get him more fans?
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Well, please watch
the chadometer as I f litter.
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"hello, peeps."
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With Chad now.
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He just ditched
his ugly shirt." send.
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Oh, yes.
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Wow, you really are all good.
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Right?
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So anything else he needs to change?
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Well, I mean, have you been
chilling with anybody.
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That could be making you less cool?
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Well, since Sonny and I started dating,
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I have been spending an unfortunate
amount of time with the randoms.
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- Ew.
- Mmm.
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No no no no,
there's no "mmm" or "ew," okay?
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The randoms... they're...
they're really really cool.
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Oh, that's really really cute.
But guess what?
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They gotta go.
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No, there's no "gotta go," okay?
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You don't know anything about my friends.
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- But I will soon.
- Ooh yeah, Amber.
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Get in disguise and go dig up some dirt.
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No no no, you're not spying on my friends.
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I'm sorry, I thought you...
you cared about Chad?
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- I do. - I thought you
called me to fix the problem?
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- I did. - I think you should let
Amber algoode fix the problem.
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- I will.
- Okay good!
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You're so sweet.
She's so small!
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Check it out, tawni.
They're having a huge sale at all things pool.
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I got myself a pool table.
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I got myself a pool.
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Do you guys even know
anything about pool or pools?
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Girl, I'm an experienced pool hustler.
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And I'm an intermediate plus swimmer.
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Just call me slick.
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And I'm Sly.
Together we're slick and Sly.
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- Watch slick do his thing.
- Yeah.
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Ooh!
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Hey! Really?
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I was gonna come in here to warn you
guys not to do anything uncool,
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But judging by my new yogurt topping.
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And grady's water wings,
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I see I'm a little late.
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Uh, ahem, excuse me,
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But on grownups,
they're called safety puffs.
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Listen, the president of Chad's
fan club is here.
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To see if you guys are doing anything
to make Chad's popularity drop.
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- Is she cute? - Yeah, but she's really
sneaky and likes to wear disguises.
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Ooh, go on.
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This is serious.
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Sonny, we're hustlers, baby.
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No girl's gonna hustle us,
'cause I'm slick.
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I'm Sly.
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I'm smooth!
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
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My card.
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"with smooth,
it's all smooth."
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Ha! I hear there's
a pool game going on.
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I'm not very good but
I do have lots of money.
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Is that gonna be a problem?
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Not a problem at all.
Rack 'em up.
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Okay. Well then...
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So, uh, fella to fella,
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Oh, it's racked?
Let me get that.
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Two ball, corner pocket.
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Oh! Man, this wad of money
is messing up my game.
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Yeah.
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Well, smooth,
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I wouldn't say slick
and I are tight with Chad.
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- I mean...
- Yeah.
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Tree ball over there.
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Right right, get a percentage, right?
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Oh, I got that.
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- It's supposed to curve, right?
- Your shot.
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Well, thank you very much.
Thank you.
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So y'all ain't really tight with Chad?
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Oh, missed again.
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So what y'all do?
Y'all talk about him on the Internet?
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Y'all talk trash, don't you?
That's nasty.
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No. Actually, ever since
Sonny started dating Chad,
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He's been a pretty decent guy.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Decent, huh?
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So if smooth was to
ascertain the ascertations.
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Of the situation, what y'all are saying.
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Is that y'all really don't
mind associating with Chad?
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Not sure what you said.
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Uh nuh.
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I believe the answer is no.
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All right, well,
that means this game is over.
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All right.
I'll holla...
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Okay. I'll holla at ya.
I'll holla at ya.
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- I'll holla, okay.
- Over over over? No no no no.
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Nobody's even made a shot yet.
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Well then, let's fix this little situation.
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- You ready?
- Oh yeah.
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You ready?
Let me...
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Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
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Eight ball comin' to fatty.
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Well played, my brethren.
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Y'all can keep your money, a'right?
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I'm gonna take this pool,
'cause you know I got ducks.
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Ha ha!
Quack quack.
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♪ quack!
Watch me quack to the left... ♪.
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Hey, my friend has a pool just like that.
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Ha! Well, ain't
he a little lucky fella?
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Gotta go.
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Wait, Amber?
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Uh, the name is smooth.
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Wait a minute.
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That is grady's.
And that is you, Amber.
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Well, you are good.
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But I bet you didn't get
anything out of them.
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I got this pool.
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And that's all you're gonna get
because they're nice guys.
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The day's young, little lady.
The day is young.
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I always get what I'm looking for.
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Oh, no you won't!
Oh, no you...
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Wow, that voice is really painful.
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Whoo!
That's my jam.
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Free facials,
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Only for the biggest stars in Hollywood.
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Well, I'm a big star in Hollywood.
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I'm sure you are, child.
Come take a load off.
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Let Maya bobude make you beautiful.
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Ha ha!
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Oh, look at this.
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Your skin is so tight,
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Like it's holding a lot of secrets, no?
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I think we need to loosen it up.
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Yes, most definitely.
You know who else's skin is very tight, love?
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Chad Dylan Cooper.
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You know, I just... I don't get
why that guy's so popular.
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Ah! Oh my.
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Your skin is definitely talking now.
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And it's telling Maya bobude you're angry.
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You're angry, child, aren't ya?
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Angry enough to do something
to make Chad's fans go away?
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Uh no.
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Honestly, ever since he started
spending more time with Sonny,
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I hardly even know he exists.
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Well, then Maya bobude is done.
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There's my card.
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The plan is just to...
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Call me when you want to sell this hair.
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Who was that woman?
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It's Maya bobude!
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Maya bobu...
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De!
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Thank you so much for
joining me this afternoon.
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I have finished my investigation
and have concluded.
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Why the greatest actor of his generation.
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Has not reached a million fans.
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This is the moment of truth.
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First,
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I thought it was these two.
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Whoo!
They got problems,
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But Chad ain't one of 'em.
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See?
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Then I suspected.
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The blonde.
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But again, I came up with nothing.
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They said that ever since
you've been dating Sonny munroe,
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You haven't been nicer,
more thoughtful or kind...
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Which to Chad's fans means
he hasn't been more boring,
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Ordinary or uninteresting.
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Oh.
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Which is why my conclusion.
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Just like this ugly shirt...
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Sonny munroe...
gotta go!
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You honestly believe that I'm the reason
why Chad doesn't have a million fans?
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Apparently a happy Chad is not
a popular Chad.
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The fans like edgy Chad.
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With "chaditude!"
give me some chaditude.
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- Come on! - Can I borrow this?
Can I borrow this?
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- Yeah sure.
- Thanks.
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Well, I've completed my own investigation,
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And my own conclusion is that you.
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Are a whack-a-doodle-doo.
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I'm a whack-a-doodle-who?
252
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,720
- Doo!
- What?
253
00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:29,472
Okay, girls girls girls,
look at what you love.
254
00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:30,838
Look at what you love right here.
255
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,750
There is no way that Chad
would break up with me.
256
00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:36,659
- To get his million fans.
- Chad? Hi.
257
00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:38,276
- Do you want a million fans?
- Absolutely.
258
00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:41,036
Well, then sweetheart, what's it gonna be?
259
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,461
Yeah, Chad, what's it gonna be?
260
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,189
- Uh, you're fired.
- Ha!
261
00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:47,754
Wait. Which one of us?
262
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,478
- Amber?
- Yes?
263
00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:51,103
You're fired.
264
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,867
Uh, look, you can tell me
what shirts to wear;
265
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,876
You can tell me what
ugly shirts not to wear;
266
00:12:57,829 --> 00:13:01,759
But nobody... nobody tells Chad
Dylan Cooper who to date.
267
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,639
Okay okay.
268
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:07,316
I can handle that.
I can... I can take that.
269
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,004
Uh, Chad, I just...
I just kind of want you to know.
270
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,789
That I am the only person
who can get you a million fans.
271
00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:17,901
But if you want me out of
your life, I'm out.
272
00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:20,938
I think I'm just gonna make
a quick test, though.
273
00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:25,478
"hey, Chad Dylan Cooper fans,
chilling with him right now."
274
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:29,819
And c.D.C. Hates...
he hates...
275
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,335
"Puppies."
276
00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:34,607
- No. No, you wouldn't.
- Oh, I think I might.
277
00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,812
- We've been through too much.
- I've got all my buttons.
278
00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,017
- Don't you do it.
- But I will.
279
00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:39,934
- Send!
- No no!
280
00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:44,729
Oh, no no no no.
My fans, my fans.
281
00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:47,793
Chad, Chad, look at...
oh, for the love of...
282
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:51,995
It's gonna be okay.
I will take over your fan club for you, okay?
283
00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:54,429
I'll mail out all your photos.
I'll do all of the f littering.
284
00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:56,484
I'll even wear daily disguises
just to find out.
285
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,736
What people are chit-chatting
about Chad Dylan Cooper, okay?
286
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,401
We are gonna get you your million fans.
287
00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:05,457
And I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do.
288
00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,369
What did you do?
289
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,887
I was just trying to help, but
I got paper cuts from mailing;
290
00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,812
I got blisters from f littering;
291
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,899
I got a headache from wearing this wig.
292
00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:15,751
I did everything I could,
chad... everything,
293
00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:17,373
But the numbers just kept dropping.
294
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:20,474
They just kept dropping!
295
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:24,716
Sonny? Sonny, come back to me.
Come back to me.
296
00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:26,069
Come back.
It's okay.
297
00:14:26,047 --> 00:14:29,077
I'm sorry, Chad.
I did everything I could.
298
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,362
I thought I could run
your fan club, but I can't.
299
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:34,295
Shh. I know you're
doing the best you can.
300
00:14:34,202 --> 00:14:36,472
You know what'll fix this?
301
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,649
Flowers.
302
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,227
Amber?
303
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,430
I got you flowers.
304
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,998
Hello, Chad.
305
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,160
Why are you wearing that disguise?
306
00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,308
This isn't a disguise.
These are my dishwashing clothes.
307
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,936
What do you want?
308
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:56,163
I need you back. Without you my
fans are dropping like flies.
309
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,600
Well well well,
310
00:14:57,576 --> 00:15:01,676
Look who decided to come back crawling.
311
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,639
Does your girlfriend know you're here?
312
00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:05,892
- No.
- Does anyone know you're here?
313
00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:08,268
- No.
- Good.
314
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,728
Ah!
315
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,189
- Ready for a rematch with smooth?
- Oh, hey hey hey.
316
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,518
You sure it's okay
we came to his apartment?
317
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:19,459
Man took your kiddie pool.
Have some self-respect.
318
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,756
What?
319
00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:29,767
Um, we're... we're looking
for smooth.
320
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,524
Did you just see Chad hopping by?
321
00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,051
- Hey, can you hold this?
- Yeah.
322
00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,256
- Thank you, thank you.
- Ah!
323
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:47,875
What? I am trying
to dry my skillet.
324
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:51,428
Um, okay, well I'm looking
for that facialist,
325
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,448
Maya, uh, bobude.
326
00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:01,677
Oh great, there's three guys ahead of me.
327
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,626
I guess I can just come back later.
328
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,911
Ah!
329
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,435
Oh no, the numbers keep dropping.
330
00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:13,364
I've got to get Amber back.
I've got to get Amber back.
331
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,091
Amber algoode.
332
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,380
Hi, Amber, it's Sonny munroe.
333
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:24,184
Remember me? The girl that got you fired?
I bet you do.
334
00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:25,896
Oh, I do.
335
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,191
And I never want to see your face again!
336
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:36,071
Then you don't have to.
337
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,514
Excuse me, sir, could I
talk to you for a second?
338
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,845
Hola! My name is
Carlos la cienega,
339
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:48,404
Board-certified
cleaner of the carpets.
340
00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:51,064
My carpets are clean.
Thank you very much.
341
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:54,250
Wait, señorita, if I could just
have five minutes of your time,
342
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,987
Your carpets will glisten like the
white-hot sands of puerto vallarta.
343
00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,274
Not interested.
344
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:05,656
Wait.
Uh... Oh!
345
00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,385
Oopsies.
346
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:10,170
You did not...
347
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,064
Just do that.
348
00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:14,453
Oh, but I did.
349
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,713
You got two minutes to clean it up.
350
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:18,557
Gracias gracias.
351
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,978
Oh, by the way, señorita,
your outfit is fantastico.
352
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,506
Thank you.
353
00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:25,939
Señorita, while I'm here,
354
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,707
I wonder if I could ask you
about something.
355
00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:35,885
What is going on here?
356
00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:38,998
Gracias, kind señor, for saving us.
357
00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:41,198
I'll tell the new president of
my fan club to send you a photo.
358
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,343
Although it may take a while.
She's not very good.
359
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,953
- Chad, it's me.
- Sonny?
360
00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:48,513
Yes. Why are you guys
all tied up?
361
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:51,545
I came to beg Amber to take her job back.
It did not go well.
362
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,448
I came to beg Amber to
take her job back too.
363
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,635
And it's also not going very well.
364
00:17:56,572 --> 00:18:00,942
Your plan is about as bad as your disguise.
365
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,534
You think you can beat me at my own game?
366
00:18:03,452 --> 00:18:06,992
Bring it on, algoode!
367
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,377
Oh!
368
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,915
A vacuum smackdown!
369
00:18:20,253 --> 00:18:22,223
Oh!
370
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,959
Ha ha!
371
00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:40,885
Ah!
372
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,354
I'm okay.
373
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,300
Me too.
374
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:53,487
Not for long though.
When my fingers start f littering again,
375
00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:56,224
Oh, Chad can kiss all of his fans goodbye.
376
00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:58,308
Unless, sweethea,
you can always bring me back.
377
00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:00,929
- You know the right words.
- Never.
378
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,820
Chad, wait.
She may be crazy,
379
00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:05,039
And she may be very talented
with a vacuum cleaner...
380
00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:06,915
- Really?
- Yeah, totally.
381
00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:08,706
You're awesome.
382
00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,587
...But she may be right.
I don't want to be.
383
00:19:12,536 --> 00:19:15,506
The thing that stands between
you and your million fans.
384
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,655
Yes, Chad, because I can bring you
a million fans first, I promise.
385
00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,822
You know what?
Stop stop! Stop it!
386
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,929
Stop. You know what? A million fans
used to be really important to me.
387
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,469
But now I only care about one.
388
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,202
Ha! Wait, which one?
389
00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:29,258
You.
390
00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:33,391
That's so sweet.
391
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,884
Stop. I give up. I give up.
392
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:47,255
Okay fine. But here are.
393
00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:50,735
You're gonna get every one
of Chad's fans back;
394
00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:53,199
And you're gonna stop f littering
negative things about him.
395
00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:56,094
Oh, and you're gonna give
grady his pool back.
396
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:02,415
And we're not gonna see your face or
any of your other faces ever again.
397
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,777
- Get it?
- Got it.
398
00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:06,315
Listen listen, I am so sorry, you guys.
399
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,050
It's just that sometimes
I might get a little crazy.
400
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,575
But it's okay because
it's just because I care.
401
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:14,538
I mean, I care a lot.
You know what I mean?
402
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,311
Hey hey, calm it down.
403
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:21,693
Now if you'll excuse us, we gotta go!
404
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,670
Still hurts.
405
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:30,140
Quack quack.
Quack quack.
406
00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,354
Hey, I don't care
if you're a whack-a-doodle,
407
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,799
You're the best facialist I ever had.
408
00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:41,727
Really?
409
00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:46,394
As promised.
410
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:47,917
Oh.
411
00:20:47,883 --> 00:20:49,683
Thanks again for saving me at Amber's.
412
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,818
Hey, don't thank me,
thank Carlos la cienega.
413
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,089
Hey, look at the chadometer.
My fans are back.
414
00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:58,781
- 800,000.
- Wow.
415
00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:01,808
Well... Looks like Amber .... the promise.
416
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,299
900,000?
417
00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:06,544
- Looks like somebody's gonna get their million..
- Yeah!
418
00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:13,492
So you thought you were gonna get rid of
me, But I'm never gonna go! Ha ha ha ha!
419
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,660
Go! Go! Go!
420
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:21,260
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