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Nu am vrut sa tip la tine. 14 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,090 Vino inapoi! 15 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,479 Vino inapoi Chad, Vino inapoi, uite-te la mine! 16 00:00:40,409 --> 00:00:43,349 AAm sunat pe cineva care este grozav! 17 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,275 Ah! Nu pot sa ma gandesc la dulap chiar acum! 18 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:52,161 Well, which one do you want, sweetie pie? This one or this one? 19 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:55,699 What does it matter? The only thing that fits me is failure. 20 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,919 Look, I called the president of your fan club. 21 00:00:58,822 --> 00:01:00,552 - Ai sunat-o pe Amber? - Da! 22 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:02,381 And she's gonna help you get your million fans. 23 00:01:02,344 --> 00:01:04,514 Whoa, sweetie pie, why stop at a million? 24 00:01:04,454 --> 00:01:07,854 I mean seriously, Chad Dylan Cooper is the greatest actor. 25 00:01:07,755 --> 00:01:09,115 Of his generation. 26 00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:11,469 See? There's a new fan right there. 27 00:01:11,401 --> 00:01:14,241 800,001. 28 00:01:14,155 --> 00:01:17,925 That's no ordinary fan. 29 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:18,941 Amber? 30 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:20,694 Wait, you're Amber? 31 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:23,946 Yep! 32 00:01:25,871 --> 00:01:28,611 That's me. 33 00:01:31,282 --> 00:01:33,922 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 34 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,014 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 35 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:40,894 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 36 00:01:40,762 --> 00:01:42,992 ♪ yeah! ♪ 37 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:46,510 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 38 00:01:46,395 --> 00:01:49,365 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 39 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:52,543 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 40 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:55,719 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 41 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,485 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 42 00:01:58,408 --> 00:02:01,368 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 43 00:02:01,286 --> 00:02:04,256 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 44 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,735 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 45 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,499 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 46 00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:15,705 ♪ yaooww! ♪ 47 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,620 Sonny, meet Amber algoode, the president. 48 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:21,136 Of the Chad Dylan Cooper fan club. 49 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,700 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 50 00:02:22,674 --> 00:02:24,804 I'm so glad you called. My card. 51 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:27,826 Oh, so I guess with Amber algoode, 52 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,500 It's gonna be all good. 53 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,317 Oh, look at that. 54 00:02:32,269 --> 00:02:34,669 You already thought of it. It's on the card. 55 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,580 So what's up with the wardrobe sketch? 56 00:02:36,529 --> 00:02:40,599 This is what sets Amber apart from the average fan-club president. 57 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:42,803 The others stay in their parents' basement, but Amber gets out. 58 00:02:42,737 --> 00:02:45,007 Yeah. She gets in disguise. 59 00:02:44,944 --> 00:02:47,814 To find out what the people are really saying about me. 60 00:02:47,726 --> 00:02:50,126 That's right. And you know what the wardrobe department is saying? 61 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:52,268 - Come here, let me tell you. - What? 62 00:02:52,207 --> 00:02:54,477 Nothing! 63 00:02:54,414 --> 00:02:56,924 That doesn't make any sense. 64 00:02:56,851 --> 00:03:00,251 Fans are so hard to predict. You never know what's gonna set them off. 65 00:03:00,152 --> 00:03:03,952 Look, it could be... it could be his new haircut; 66 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:06,497 It could be the car you're driving; 67 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:08,657 But I'm pretty sure it's that ugly shirt you're wearing. 68 00:03:08,596 --> 00:03:10,896 Hey, I... I bought him this shirt. 69 00:03:10,841 --> 00:03:12,571 Yeah, I love this shirt. 70 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:16,939 Oh, that is so cute. But that has got to go. 71 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:18,590 Consider it gone. 72 00:03:18,555 --> 00:03:20,515 It's for the fans. 73 00:03:20,474 --> 00:03:23,904 How is changing his shirt gonna get him more fans? 74 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:28,434 Well, please watch the chadometer as I f litter. 75 00:03:28,285 --> 00:03:30,845 "hello, peeps." 76 00:03:30,779 --> 00:03:32,879 With Chad now. 77 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:36,933 He just ditched his ugly shirt." send. 78 00:03:36,805 --> 00:03:39,235 Oh, yes. 79 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,905 Wow, you really are all good. 80 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,293 Right? 81 00:03:43,272 --> 00:03:45,472 So anything else he needs to change? 82 00:03:45,412 --> 00:03:48,312 Well, I mean, have you been chilling with anybody. 83 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:50,363 That could be making you less cool? 84 00:03:50,315 --> 00:03:52,675 Well, since Sonny and I started dating, 85 00:03:52,618 --> 00:03:55,588 I have been spending an unfortunate amount of time with the randoms. 86 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,366 - Ew. - Mmm. 87 00:03:57,319 --> 00:04:01,419 No no no no, there's no "mmm" or "ew," okay? 88 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:03,592 The randoms... they're... they're really really cool. 89 00:04:03,527 --> 00:04:06,067 Oh, that's really really cute. But guess what? 90 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:07,393 They gotta go. 91 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:09,635 No, there's no "gotta go," okay? 92 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,452 You don't know anything about my friends. 93 00:04:11,405 --> 00:04:14,175 - But I will soon. - Ooh yeah, Amber. 94 00:04:14,092 --> 00:04:16,132 Get in disguise and go dig up some dirt. 95 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:18,978 No no no, you're not spying on my friends. 96 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:22,499 I'm sorry, I thought you... you cared about Chad? 97 00:04:22,382 --> 00:04:25,452 - I do. - I thought you called me to fix the problem? 98 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,796 - I did. - I think you should let Amber algoode fix the problem. 99 00:04:28,695 --> 00:04:30,425 - I will. - Okay good! 100 00:04:30,384 --> 00:04:33,394 You're so sweet. She's so small! 101 00:04:35,988 --> 00:04:39,958 Check it out, tawni. They're having a huge sale at all things pool. 102 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:41,866 I got myself a pool table. 103 00:04:41,812 --> 00:04:44,782 I got myself a pool. 104 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,200 Do you guys even know anything about pool or pools? 105 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:51,287 Girl, I'm an experienced pool hustler. 106 00:04:51,196 --> 00:04:54,496 And I'm an intermediate plus swimmer. 107 00:04:54,401 --> 00:04:56,401 Just call me slick. 108 00:04:56,348 --> 00:05:00,188 And I'm Sly. Together we're slick and Sly. 109 00:05:00,062 --> 00:05:03,302 - Watch slick do his thing. - Yeah. 110 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,699 Ooh! 111 00:05:07,421 --> 00:05:11,061 Hey! Really? 112 00:05:10,942 --> 00:05:13,682 I was gonna come in here to warn you guys not to do anything uncool, 113 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,140 But judging by my new yogurt topping. 114 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,396 And grady's water wings, 115 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:20,570 I see I'm a little late. 116 00:05:20,518 --> 00:05:22,688 Uh, ahem, excuse me, 117 00:05:22,629 --> 00:05:26,129 But on grownups, they're called safety puffs. 118 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,691 Listen, the president of Chad's fan club is here. 119 00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:32,503 To see if you guys are doing anything to make Chad's popularity drop. 120 00:05:32,426 --> 00:05:36,156 - Is she cute? - Yeah, but she's really sneaky and likes to wear disguises. 121 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:38,673 Ooh, go on. 122 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:41,035 This is serious. 123 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,835 Sonny, we're hustlers, baby. 124 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:46,358 No girl's gonna hustle us, 'cause I'm slick. 125 00:05:46,281 --> 00:05:47,981 I'm Sly. 126 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:52,251 I'm smooth! Gentlemen, gentlemen, 127 00:05:52,105 --> 00:05:53,645 My card. 128 00:05:53,612 --> 00:05:56,912 "with smooth, it's all smooth." 129 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:59,477 Ha! I hear there's a pool game going on. 130 00:05:59,407 --> 00:06:02,407 I'm not very good but I do have lots of money. 131 00:06:02,314 --> 00:06:04,554 Is that gonna be a problem? 132 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:11,773 Not a problem at all. Rack 'em up. 133 00:06:11,698 --> 00:06:14,168 Okay. Well then... 134 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:17,007 So, uh, fella to fella, 135 00:06:20,852 --> 00:06:22,552 Oh, it's racked? Let me get that. 136 00:06:22,522 --> 00:06:24,082 Two ball, corner pocket. 137 00:06:24,057 --> 00:06:28,757 Oh! Man, this wad of money is messing up my game. 138 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,365 Yeah. 139 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:33,232 Well, smooth, 140 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:37,153 I wouldn't say slick and I are tight with Chad. 141 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,320 - I mean... - Yeah. 142 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:40,695 Tree ball over there. 143 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,866 Right right, get a percentage, right? 144 00:06:42,815 --> 00:06:45,145 Oh, I got that. 145 00:06:45,089 --> 00:06:46,989 - It's supposed to curve, right? - Your shot. 146 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:48,611 Well, thank you very much. Thank you. 147 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:51,512 So y'all ain't really tight with Chad? 148 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:55,119 Oh, missed again. 149 00:06:55,078 --> 00:06:57,978 So what y'all do? Y'all talk about him on the Internet? 150 00:06:57,889 --> 00:07:00,289 Y'all talk trash, don't you? That's nasty. 151 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:03,430 No. Actually, ever since Sonny started dating Chad, 152 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:05,530 He's been a pretty decent guy. 153 00:07:05,479 --> 00:07:07,009 - Yeah. - Yeah. 154 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:10,145 Decent, huh? 155 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:13,756 So if smooth was to ascertain the ascertations. 156 00:07:13,635 --> 00:07:16,005 Of the situation, what y'all are saying. 157 00:07:15,947 --> 00:07:20,077 Is that y'all really don't mind associating with Chad? 158 00:07:19,948 --> 00:07:22,948 Not sure what you said. 159 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:24,596 Uh nuh. 160 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:28,824 I believe the answer is no. 161 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,250 All right, well, that means this game is over. 162 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:35,833 All right. I'll holla... 163 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:38,591 Okay. I'll holla at ya. I'll holla at ya. 164 00:07:38,515 --> 00:07:41,645 - I'll holla, okay. - Over over over? No no no no. 165 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:43,317 Nobody's even made a shot yet. 166 00:07:43,284 --> 00:07:47,784 Well then, let's fix this little situation. 167 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:50,200 - You ready? - Oh yeah. 168 00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:52,334 You ready? Let me... 169 00:07:56,697 --> 00:08:01,197 Oh oh oh oh oh oh! 170 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:03,014 Eight ball comin' to fatty. 171 00:08:02,963 --> 00:08:06,573 Well played, my brethren. 172 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:08,456 Y'all can keep your money, a'right? 173 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:12,173 I'm gonna take this pool, 'cause you know I got ducks. 174 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:15,429 Ha ha! Quack quack. 175 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,070 ♪ quack! Watch me quack to the left... ♪. 176 00:08:19,994 --> 00:08:22,394 Hey, my friend has a pool just like that. 177 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,695 Ha! Well, ain't he a little lucky fella? 178 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,108 Gotta go. 179 00:08:26,078 --> 00:08:28,108 Wait, Amber? 180 00:08:28,064 --> 00:08:31,594 Uh, the name is smooth. 181 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,319 Wait a minute. 182 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:35,413 That is grady's. And that is you, Amber. 183 00:08:35,356 --> 00:08:36,956 Well, you are good. 184 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,700 But I bet you didn't get anything out of them. 185 00:08:39,616 --> 00:08:42,416 I got this pool. 186 00:08:42,341 --> 00:08:45,841 And that's all you're gonna get because they're nice guys. 187 00:08:45,728 --> 00:08:49,198 The day's young, little lady. The day is young. 188 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:52,526 I always get what I'm looking for. 189 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,949 Oh, no you won't! Oh, no you... 190 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:03,249 Wow, that voice is really painful. 191 00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:10,785 Whoo! That's my jam. 192 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,857 Free facials, 193 00:09:15,818 --> 00:09:18,988 Only for the biggest stars in Hollywood. 194 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:23,459 Well, I'm a big star in Hollywood. 195 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,942 I'm sure you are, child. Come take a load off. 196 00:09:25,874 --> 00:09:29,174 Let Maya bobude make you beautiful. 197 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,439 Ha ha! 198 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,613 Oh, look at this. 199 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:34,532 Your skin is so tight, 200 00:09:34,481 --> 00:09:37,521 Like it's holding a lot of secrets, no? 201 00:09:37,427 --> 00:09:39,597 I think we need to loosen it up. 202 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:43,137 Yes, most definitely. You know who else's skin is very tight, love? 203 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:45,360 Chad Dylan Cooper. 204 00:09:45,304 --> 00:09:49,104 You know, I just... I don't get why that guy's so popular. 205 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,549 Ah! Oh my. 206 00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:54,114 Your skin is definitely talking now. 207 00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:56,646 And it's telling Maya bobude you're angry. 208 00:09:56,569 --> 00:09:58,539 You're angry, child, aren't ya? 209 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:02,558 Angry enough to do something to make Chad's fans go away? 210 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:04,892 Uh no. 211 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:09,060 Honestly, ever since he started spending more time with Sonny, 212 00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:11,357 I hardly even know he exists. 213 00:10:13,754 --> 00:10:18,224 Well, then Maya bobude is done. 214 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:20,511 There's my card. 215 00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:21,751 The plan is just to... 216 00:10:21,727 --> 00:10:24,797 Call me when you want to sell this hair. 217 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:34,788 Who was that woman? 218 00:10:34,728 --> 00:10:38,198 It's Maya bobude! 219 00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:40,587 Maya bobu... 220 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,014 De! 221 00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:48,351 Thank you so much for joining me this afternoon. 222 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:51,597 I have finished my investigation and have concluded. 223 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:54,861 Why the greatest actor of his generation. 224 00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:58,403 Has not reached a million fans. 225 00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:01,296 This is the moment of truth. 226 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:02,429 First, 227 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:05,380 I thought it was these two. 228 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:10,791 Whoo! They got problems, 229 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,670 But Chad ain't one of 'em. 230 00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,218 See? 231 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:17,781 Then I suspected. 232 00:11:17,714 --> 00:11:20,714 The blonde. 233 00:11:20,622 --> 00:11:24,662 But again, I came up with nothing. 234 00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:28,067 They said that ever since you've been dating Sonny munroe, 235 00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:31,362 You haven't been nicer, more thoughtful or kind... 236 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:36,854 Which to Chad's fans means he hasn't been more boring, 237 00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:39,731 Ordinary or uninteresting. 238 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:41,339 Oh. 239 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:44,739 Which is why my conclusion. 240 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:47,499 Just like this ugly shirt... 241 00:11:50,597 --> 00:11:54,957 Sonny munroe... gotta go! 242 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:04,983 You honestly believe that I'm the reason why Chad doesn't have a million fans? 243 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:08,285 Apparently a happy Chad is not a popular Chad. 244 00:12:08,184 --> 00:12:10,184 The fans like edgy Chad. 245 00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:12,202 With "chaditude!" give me some chaditude. 246 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:15,117 - Come on! - Can I borrow this? Can I borrow this? 247 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,526 - Yeah sure. - Thanks. 248 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,503 Well, I've completed my own investigation, 249 00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:22,181 And my own conclusion is that you. 250 00:12:22,107 --> 00:12:24,137 Are a whack-a-doodle-doo. 251 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:25,853 I'm a whack-a-doodle-who? 252 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,720 - Doo! - What? 253 00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:29,472 Okay, girls girls girls, look at what you love. 254 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:30,838 Look at what you love right here. 255 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,750 There is no way that Chad would break up with me. 256 00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:36,659 - To get his million fans. - Chad? Hi. 257 00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:38,276 - Do you want a million fans? - Absolutely. 258 00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:41,036 Well, then sweetheart, what's it gonna be? 259 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,461 Yeah, Chad, what's it gonna be? 260 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,189 - Uh, you're fired. - Ha! 261 00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:47,754 Wait. Which one of us? 262 00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,478 - Amber? - Yes? 263 00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:51,103 You're fired. 264 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,867 Uh, look, you can tell me what shirts to wear; 265 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,876 You can tell me what ugly shirts not to wear; 266 00:12:57,829 --> 00:13:01,759 But nobody... nobody tells Chad Dylan Cooper who to date. 267 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,639 Okay okay. 268 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:07,316 I can handle that. I can... I can take that. 269 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,004 Uh, Chad, I just... I just kind of want you to know. 270 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,789 That I am the only person who can get you a million fans. 271 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:17,901 But if you want me out of your life, I'm out. 272 00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:20,938 I think I'm just gonna make a quick test, though. 273 00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:25,478 "hey, Chad Dylan Cooper fans, chilling with him right now." 274 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:29,819 And c.D.C. Hates... he hates... 275 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,335 "Puppies." 276 00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:34,607 - No. No, you wouldn't. - Oh, I think I might. 277 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,812 - We've been through too much. - I've got all my buttons. 278 00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,017 - Don't you do it. - But I will. 279 00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:39,934 - Send! - No no! 280 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:44,729 Oh, no no no no. My fans, my fans. 281 00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:47,793 Chad, Chad, look at... oh, for the love of... 282 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:51,995 It's gonna be okay. I will take over your fan club for you, okay? 283 00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:54,429 I'll mail out all your photos. I'll do all of the f littering. 284 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:56,484 I'll even wear daily disguises just to find out. 285 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,736 What people are chit-chatting about Chad Dylan Cooper, okay? 286 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,401 We are gonna get you your million fans. 287 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:05,457 And I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do. 288 00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,369 What did you do? 289 00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,887 I was just trying to help, but I got paper cuts from mailing; 290 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:11,812 I got blisters from f littering; 291 00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,899 I got a headache from wearing this wig. 292 00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:15,751 I did everything I could, chad... everything, 293 00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:17,373 But the numbers just kept dropping. 294 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:20,474 They just kept dropping! 295 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:24,716 Sonny? Sonny, come back to me. Come back to me. 296 00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:26,069 Come back. It's okay. 297 00:14:26,047 --> 00:14:29,077 I'm sorry, Chad. I did everything I could. 298 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,362 I thought I could run your fan club, but I can't. 299 00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:34,295 Shh. I know you're doing the best you can. 300 00:14:34,202 --> 00:14:36,472 You know what'll fix this? 301 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,649 Flowers. 302 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,227 Amber? 303 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,430 I got you flowers. 304 00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,998 Hello, Chad. 305 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:47,160 Why are you wearing that disguise? 306 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,308 This isn't a disguise. These are my dishwashing clothes. 307 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,936 What do you want? 308 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:56,163 I need you back. Without you my fans are dropping like flies. 309 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,600 Well well well, 310 00:14:57,576 --> 00:15:01,676 Look who decided to come back crawling. 311 00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,639 Does your girlfriend know you're here? 312 00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:05,892 - No. - Does anyone know you're here? 313 00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:08,268 - No. - Good. 314 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,728 Ah! 315 00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,189 - Ready for a rematch with smooth? - Oh, hey hey hey. 316 00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,518 You sure it's okay we came to his apartment? 317 00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:19,459 Man took your kiddie pool. Have some self-respect. 318 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,756 What? 319 00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:29,767 Um, we're... we're looking for smooth. 320 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,524 Did you just see Chad hopping by? 321 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,051 - Hey, can you hold this? - Yeah. 322 00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,256 - Thank you, thank you. - Ah! 323 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:47,875 What? I am trying to dry my skillet. 324 00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:51,428 Um, okay, well I'm looking for that facialist, 325 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,448 Maya, uh, bobude. 326 00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:01,677 Oh great, there's three guys ahead of me. 327 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,626 I guess I can just come back later. 328 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,911 Ah! 329 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,435 Oh no, the numbers keep dropping. 330 00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:13,364 I've got to get Amber back. I've got to get Amber back. 331 00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:18,091 Amber algoode. 332 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,380 Hi, Amber, it's Sonny munroe. 333 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:24,184 Remember me? The girl that got you fired? I bet you do. 334 00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:25,896 Oh, I do. 335 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,191 And I never want to see your face again! 336 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:36,071 Then you don't have to. 337 00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:41,514 Excuse me, sir, could I talk to you for a second? 338 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,845 Hola! My name is Carlos la cienega, 339 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:48,404 Board-certified cleaner of the carpets. 340 00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:51,064 My carpets are clean. Thank you very much. 341 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:54,250 Wait, señorita, if I could just have five minutes of your time, 342 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,987 Your carpets will glisten like the white-hot sands of puerto vallarta. 343 00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,274 Not interested. 344 00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:05,656 Wait. Uh... Oh! 345 00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,385 Oopsies. 346 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:10,170 You did not... 347 00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,064 Just do that. 348 00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:14,453 Oh, but I did. 349 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,713 You got two minutes to clean it up. 350 00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:18,557 Gracias gracias. 351 00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,978 Oh, by the way, señorita, your outfit is fantastico. 352 00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,506 Thank you. 353 00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:25,939 Señorita, while I'm here, 354 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,707 I wonder if I could ask you about something. 355 00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:35,885 What is going on here? 356 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:38,998 Gracias, kind señor, for saving us. 357 00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:41,198 I'll tell the new president of my fan club to send you a photo. 358 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,343 Although it may take a while. She's not very good. 359 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,953 - Chad, it's me. - Sonny? 360 00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:48,513 Yes. Why are you guys all tied up? 361 00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:51,545 I came to beg Amber to take her job back. It did not go well. 362 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,448 I came to beg Amber to take her job back too. 363 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,635 And it's also not going very well. 364 00:17:56,572 --> 00:18:00,942 Your plan is about as bad as your disguise. 365 00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,534 You think you can beat me at my own game? 366 00:18:03,452 --> 00:18:06,992 Bring it on, algoode! 367 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,377 Oh! 368 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,915 A vacuum smackdown! 369 00:18:20,253 --> 00:18:22,223 Oh! 370 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,959 Ha ha! 371 00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:40,885 Ah! 372 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,354 I'm okay. 373 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,300 Me too. 374 00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:53,487 Not for long though. When my fingers start f littering again, 375 00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:56,224 Oh, Chad can kiss all of his fans goodbye. 376 00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:58,308 Unless, sweethea, you can always bring me back. 377 00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:00,929 - You know the right words. - Never. 378 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,820 Chad, wait. She may be crazy, 379 00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:05,039 And she may be very talented with a vacuum cleaner... 380 00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:06,915 - Really? - Yeah, totally. 381 00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:08,706 You're awesome. 382 00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,587 ...But she may be right. I don't want to be. 383 00:19:12,536 --> 00:19:15,506 The thing that stands between you and your million fans. 384 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,655 Yes, Chad, because I can bring you a million fans first, I promise. 385 00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,822 You know what? Stop stop! Stop it! 386 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,929 Stop. You know what? A million fans used to be really important to me. 387 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:25,469 But now I only care about one. 388 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,202 Ha! Wait, which one? 389 00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:29,258 You. 390 00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:33,391 That's so sweet. 391 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,884 Stop. I give up. I give up. 392 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:47,255 Okay fine. But here are. 393 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:50,735 You're gonna get every one of Chad's fans back; 394 00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:53,199 And you're gonna stop f littering negative things about him. 395 00:19:53,124 --> 00:19:56,094 Oh, and you're gonna give grady his pool back. 396 00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:02,415 And we're not gonna see your face or any of your other faces ever again. 397 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,777 - Get it? - Got it. 398 00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:06,315 Listen listen, I am so sorry, you guys. 399 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,050 It's just that sometimes I might get a little crazy. 400 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,575 But it's okay because it's just because I care. 401 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:14,538 I mean, I care a lot. You know what I mean? 402 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,311 Hey hey, calm it down. 403 00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:21,693 Now if you'll excuse us, we gotta go! 404 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,670 Still hurts. 405 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:30,140 Quack quack. Quack quack. 406 00:20:35,054 --> 00:20:37,354 Hey, I don't care if you're a whack-a-doodle, 407 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,799 You're the best facialist I ever had. 408 00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:41,727 Really? 409 00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:46,394 As promised. 410 00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:47,917 Oh. 411 00:20:47,883 --> 00:20:49,683 Thanks again for saving me at Amber's. 412 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,818 Hey, don't thank me, thank Carlos la cienega. 413 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,089 Hey, look at the chadometer. My fans are back. 414 00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:58,781 - 800,000. - Wow. 415 00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:01,808 Well... Looks like Amber .... the promise. 416 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,299 900,000? 417 00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:06,544 - Looks like somebody's gonna get their million.. - Yeah! 418 00:21:08,742 --> 00:21:13,492 So you thought you were gonna get rid of me, But I'm never gonna go! Ha ha ha ha! 419 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,660 Go! Go! 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