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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,922 --> 00:00:05,882 You guys, thank you so much for coming to "'" with me. 2 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:09,439 - Wasn't it great? - Sonny, it's a kiddie show. 3 00:00:09,317 --> 00:00:10,947 We were the only people in the audience. 4 00:00:10,919 --> 00:00:12,549 Who weren't dressed by our mommies. 5 00:00:13,536 --> 00:00:15,396 This was even too childish for me. 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,808 And I think you know I'm pretty childish. 7 00:00:17,745 --> 00:00:19,435 Yeah, he's like a little boy. 8 00:00:19,404 --> 00:00:21,894 You know what? You don't understand. 9 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:24,090 I used to live my life by pauly's pledges. 10 00:00:24,035 --> 00:00:27,755 Always respect your parents. Always keep a promise. 11 00:00:27,641 --> 00:00:29,801 Ooh, like the fact that you promised. 12 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,740 To pay us $10 for coming to this stupid show with you? 13 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,485 - Uh-huh. - Pay up. 14 00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:37,109 Right. Here's your money. 15 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:41,971 - Oh hi, Mr. Condor. - Terri. 16 00:00:41,879 --> 00:00:44,349 Actually, my name's Tawni. 17 00:00:44,276 --> 00:00:47,146 My first wife's name is Tawni so I'm calling you terri. 18 00:00:47,057 --> 00:00:48,797 Then terri it is. 19 00:00:51,822 --> 00:00:53,922 Nice to see my stars. 20 00:00:53,864 --> 00:00:56,994 Supporting the newest members of the condor studio family. 21 00:00:56,904 --> 00:01:00,704 - Hey, pauly. - Hi, Mr. Condor! 22 00:01:00,576 --> 00:01:02,546 Aw, I love that bear. 23 00:01:03,711 --> 00:01:05,781 Oh oh! There's... there's... 24 00:01:05,725 --> 00:01:08,355 Sonny, it's not a Jonas. 25 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,185 It's just some guy in a bear suit. 26 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,036 La la la la la la la la la! 27 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:14,686 Look, just girl up and go talk to him. 28 00:01:14,613 --> 00:01:16,773 I... I can't. 29 00:01:16,723 --> 00:01:18,183 I'm too nervous. 30 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,791 Pauly means everything to me. 31 00:01:19,762 --> 00:01:22,522 I used to watch him every single day as a kid. 32 00:01:22,447 --> 00:01:23,977 All right. Well, just relax. 33 00:01:23,943 --> 00:01:26,083 We'll all go with you to pauly's dressing room. 34 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:28,793 And we'll introduce you to your childhood hero. 35 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:31,178 - You guys would do that? - Yeah. 36 00:01:31,105 --> 00:01:33,205 For another 10 bucks. 37 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:35,057 - You guys are the best. - Uh-huh. 38 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:37,910 Stop it. 39 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:39,514 Okay, you can keep your money. 40 00:01:39,485 --> 00:01:41,115 Just don't make me go in there. 41 00:01:41,086 --> 00:01:43,986 - Hey, look! - What? 42 00:01:46,839 --> 00:01:49,639 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 43 00:01:49,553 --> 00:01:52,523 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 44 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:57,139 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 45 00:01:56,974 --> 00:01:59,274 ♪ yeah ♪ 46 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,108 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 47 00:02:02,027 --> 00:02:04,987 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 48 00:02:04,904 --> 00:02:08,704 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 49 00:02:08,576 --> 00:02:11,446 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 50 00:02:11,366 --> 00:02:14,396 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 51 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,100 ♪ taking a ride, chance on my side ♪ 52 00:02:17,023 --> 00:02:19,353 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 53 00:02:19,296 --> 00:02:23,856 ♪ so far, so great, so far, so great ♪ 54 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:26,906 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 55 00:02:26,803 --> 00:02:29,743 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 56 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:31,691 ♪ yow! ♪. 57 00:02:33,582 --> 00:02:36,022 You can keep your money. Just don't make me go in there. 58 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:38,490 - Hey, look! - What? 59 00:02:41,234 --> 00:02:42,464 Hi. 60 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:44,042 Well, hello there. 61 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:47,014 So where's my little pauly pal. 62 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,119 Who wants pauly's pawtograph? 63 00:02:49,058 --> 00:02:51,458 Actually, that would be me. 64 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:53,697 So there's nobody here over age six. 65 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:58,001 With a cell phone or any kind of recording device? 66 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,760 Nope. Just me. 67 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:01,410 Oh, finally! 68 00:03:01,369 --> 00:03:04,169 Gah! There's a person in there! 69 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:05,462 Hi. I'm Hank. 70 00:03:05,434 --> 00:03:08,334 La la la la la la la la la! 71 00:03:08,244 --> 00:03:09,984 You've got to be kidding me. 72 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,211 Aren't you a little old for this? 73 00:03:11,187 --> 00:03:13,987 Is anybody ever too old for pauly? 74 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,470 Yeah, me. 75 00:03:15,444 --> 00:03:17,114 Never thought this gig would last 25 years. 76 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:21,513 You're not gonna leave till I sign your photo, are you? 77 00:03:23,949 --> 00:03:26,349 - Fine. What's your... - My name is Sonny. 78 00:03:29,769 --> 00:03:31,799 Dear Sonny, 79 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,754 Pauly loves you beary beary much. 80 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,240 Rainbow, smiley faces. 81 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:39,035 Blah blah blah blah blah and a paw print. 82 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,989 I imagined this moment much differently. 83 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:48,888 I think somebody's forgetting pauly pledge #17... 84 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:50,262 We're done here! 85 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,200 No. Wait. 86 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:54,188 Pauly pledge #17 is: 87 00:03:54,143 --> 00:03:56,603 Mind your peas and carrots. 88 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,500 You're a regular superfan. Wow. 89 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:00,857 Yeah, you have no idea. 90 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:03,873 In fact, um, 91 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,397 Can I just ask you for one more thing? 92 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,029 And then I promise I'll go. 93 00:04:07,988 --> 00:04:11,128 Look at me. I'm pauly! 94 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,548 You know, I would've let you do this for five. 95 00:04:15,476 --> 00:04:17,606 ♪ p is for patience ♪ 96 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,387 ♪ a is for a-okay! ♪ 97 00:04:21,268 --> 00:04:23,128 - ♪ u is for... ♪ - You are disturbingly good at that. 98 00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:25,489 You'd make an excellent pauly. 99 00:04:25,419 --> 00:04:28,289 - Really? - In fact, how would you like to be pauly. 100 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:31,110 And give your friend Hank a chance to spend. 101 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,419 - His ten-spot. - Oh my gosh! 102 00:04:33,359 --> 00:04:35,159 Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! 103 00:04:35,113 --> 00:04:36,983 Oh my gosh, I can't. 104 00:04:36,935 --> 00:04:38,305 I've got plans with my boyfriend tomorrow. 105 00:04:38,287 --> 00:04:39,747 All right, out of the suit. 106 00:04:39,725 --> 00:04:40,785 - Come on, out of the suit. - What? No. 107 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,180 No. Mine. No no. I'll do it. 108 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:45,410 Congratulations. Consider yourself. 109 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,153 A bear. 110 00:04:47,108 --> 00:04:49,608 I feel like I'm being crowned the queen of the north pole. 111 00:04:52,679 --> 00:04:54,309 Wow. 112 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:56,840 North pole kind of smells like a High School gym. 113 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,465 Anyways, I just need to push back our date for an hour. 114 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,529 Happy seven-weekiversary. 115 00:05:07,646 --> 00:05:09,716 Oh, just be happy for me. 116 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:11,700 Hello, class. 117 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,574 Hello, Ms. Bitterman. 118 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:16,103 Did everyone read the nine chapters. 119 00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:17,756 On American history? 120 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:19,623 - Up all night. - Yes. 121 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:21,444 Well, good for you. 122 00:05:21,396 --> 00:05:24,536 - We're not doing that. - The one time I read. 123 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:27,045 Instead we're going to be having a little pop quiz. 124 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:31,432 A certain red-headed lady. 125 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,047 Has a gentleman caller. 126 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,447 That makes her feel like she's 39 again. 127 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:38,945 This is about to get weird. 128 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:43,067 How long should this wonderful independent spirit wait. 129 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:45,691 Before introducing this man to her. 130 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:47,846 Cat? 131 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:49,592 And there's the weird. 132 00:05:49,547 --> 00:05:52,087 Don't tell me you're getting ready. 133 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:53,881 To introduce him to Dr. Mittens. 134 00:05:54,791 --> 00:05:56,261 And there's the weirdest. 135 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,740 How do you know so much about her cat? 136 00:05:58,665 --> 00:06:01,265 I'm a listener. 137 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:04,426 Ooh. Dr. Mittens. This is serious. 138 00:06:04,332 --> 00:06:07,992 Sounds like it's time for Dr. Mittens and your gentleman caller to meet. 139 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:09,549 You're right! 140 00:06:09,509 --> 00:06:11,909 No you're not. What if he's not ready? 141 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,809 No, this is too risky. It's too risky! 142 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:17,425 Come on. He's a grown man. 143 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,843 I'm talking about Dr. Mittens! 144 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:23,178 He's been hurt before and he's no spring kitten. 145 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,707 His life's not perfect. 146 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:26,868 Like my sister who married a dentist. 147 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:28,616 And has a pool that's not made out of plastic. 148 00:06:28,571 --> 00:06:30,571 And sits in the front yard. 149 00:06:32,377 --> 00:06:35,217 I never thought I'd say this, but can we please study now? 150 00:06:42,388 --> 00:06:44,458 Oh, look at all the pauly pals! 151 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:46,011 This is gonna be so great. 152 00:06:45,974 --> 00:06:48,574 Here's your head. Break a paw. 153 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,935 - I'm out of here. - Thanks. Oh, don't forget 154 00:06:50,864 --> 00:06:53,004 I have a date with my boyfriend in one hour. 155 00:06:52,944 --> 00:06:54,944 - To celebrate... - I know, I know. Young love. 156 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,360 It's beautiful. 157 00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:03,637 Hank. 158 00:07:03,568 --> 00:07:06,738 What are you doing? There's a line of kids out there waiting to see you. 159 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,836 And I can't wait to meet them, Mr. Condor. 160 00:07:09,743 --> 00:07:12,813 That's the spirit you're contractually obligated to have! 161 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:14,615 Have fun! 162 00:07:14,575 --> 00:07:18,835 Hey, kids, who's ready to meet pauly the polar bear? 163 00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:24,222 Hello, all my pauly pals! 164 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:27,248 Ahh! 165 00:07:27,203 --> 00:07:30,143 Oh, look at that! 166 00:07:30,051 --> 00:07:32,951 Pauly's being smothered with love. 167 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:42,413 Dude, how you gonna call a time out? 168 00:07:42,372 --> 00:07:44,502 - Oh, you know how I do. - What?! 169 00:07:46,274 --> 00:07:48,904 Flowers? Oh dude, you shouldn't have. 170 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:50,494 Oh! 171 00:07:50,464 --> 00:07:52,094 Dude, I didn't. They're for sunny. 172 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:54,595 It's our seven-weekiversary. 173 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,330 I'm taking her to Chez schwerman. 174 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,273 - And yet she's not here. - Hmm. 175 00:08:00,187 --> 00:08:03,017 Blow off! 176 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:06,954 - Impossible. - Blow off... 177 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,740 Denial! 178 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:13,260 Dude, you might want to sit down because you've been stood up. 179 00:08:14,809 --> 00:08:16,739 You guys don't know what you're talking about. 180 00:08:16,688 --> 00:08:20,928 Then again, you do get blown off by girls all the time. 181 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:23,082 Not true. 182 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:24,956 I don't even get that far. 183 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:30,321 Well, I do. And this has all the signs. 184 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:31,857 Of a girl losing interest in you. 185 00:08:31,818 --> 00:08:33,558 It happens in stages. 186 00:08:33,515 --> 00:08:35,585 Stage one: You're blown off. 187 00:08:35,529 --> 00:08:39,069 Stage two: They stop answering your phone calls. 188 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,822 - Mm-hmm. - Or so I've been told. 189 00:08:40,774 --> 00:08:42,544 - Well, I told you that. - Yeah, you did. 190 00:08:46,699 --> 00:08:48,399 No cell phones at the meet and greet. 191 00:08:48,358 --> 00:08:52,058 Which is why pauly is turning it off. 192 00:08:57,256 --> 00:08:59,286 Voicemail. 193 00:08:59,231 --> 00:09:01,471 - How many rings? - Two. 194 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,118 Ooh. 195 00:09:04,063 --> 00:09:06,803 - Two means she heard it... - Saw who it was... 196 00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:09,019 - Thought about it... - And turned the phone off. 197 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:11,493 Because she's not... 198 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:15,697 Interested. 199 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,183 I can't believe this. 200 00:09:19,683 --> 00:09:22,183 - Join us, Chad. - Yes, Chad. 201 00:09:22,109 --> 00:09:25,419 Join us. Join the dateless world of online gaming. 202 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:28,551 - No, never. - Oh! 203 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:34,065 Here's your pawtograph, little girl. 204 00:09:35,321 --> 00:09:37,721 Where's Hank? 205 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:41,361 Hey kids, who wants to see pauly dislocate his shoulder? 206 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:43,737 Yay! 207 00:09:43,673 --> 00:09:46,043 It doesn't even hurt. 208 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:51,380 Ooh ooh, my arm's made of rubber. 209 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,274 Hello? 210 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:01,188 I'm missing my anniversary? Where are you? 211 00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:02,864 Well, I'll tell you where I'm not... 212 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,560 In a wet bear suit. 213 00:10:04,527 --> 00:10:06,457 When are you coming back? 214 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:10,046 Oh, probably about, uh, never! 215 00:10:09,925 --> 00:10:11,595 What?! 216 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,725 So let me get this straight... 217 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:17,827 Hey, Mr. Condor, I have to ask you something. 218 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,808 Just a sec, pauly. 219 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,563 I'm talking to my pal pepe here. 220 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:24,687 - Oh. - So you filled in for your friend. 221 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:26,726 While his wife had a baby? 222 00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:30,536 Oh, isn't friendship just a wonderful thing? 223 00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:32,576 Yes it is. 224 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:35,325 You're fired, your friend is fired, 225 00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:37,868 And when the baby turns 18, the baby is fired. 226 00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:40,354 Nobody fills in for anyone here. 227 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,290 Without checking with me first. 228 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:44,647 Now why don't you just March your little happy feet. 229 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,477 Down to the unemployment office? 230 00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:54,505 - What do you want? - Huh? Oh. 231 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:57,063 Uh, yeah, I was just wondering. 232 00:10:56,984 --> 00:10:58,754 If you wanted to go in on a baby gift. 233 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,120 For pepe's friend... 234 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,420 But I guess not. 235 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:05,491 You've got five minutes. 236 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,802 Then I want you back out there with the kids. 237 00:11:15,538 --> 00:11:17,708 Hi, hanky-wanky. 238 00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:20,157 Oh ho ho. 239 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:25,230 I'm not hanky-wanky. I'm pauly-wauly. 240 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:27,505 Ooh, I like this game. 241 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,058 You know what? Pauly finds this game a little uncomfortable. 242 00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:34,321 Oh, I know you're at work, 243 00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,854 But I couldn't wait any longer. 244 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:37,526 I brought someone special by. 245 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:40,085 To meet the other furry guy in my life. 246 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,872 Okay, you sneezed. 247 00:11:43,823 --> 00:11:46,183 That doesn't necessarily mean you're allergic. 248 00:11:46,124 --> 00:11:48,454 It must just be dusty in that head. 249 00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:51,326 - Oh! Sonny! - Sorry. 250 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,214 Oh. Well, this is embarrassing. 251 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,640 There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Ms. Bitterman. 252 00:11:57,611 --> 00:11:59,811 I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you. 253 00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:02,989 I'm just introducing a cat to a polar bear. Nothing weird about that. 254 00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:05,024 Where's Hank? 255 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:08,735 Wait. Hank is the Hank. 256 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,578 In the hanky-wanky? 257 00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,596 And he had an appointment. 258 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:16,249 With Dr. Mittens, which clearly, he's chosen not to keep. 259 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,526 This is a cat-tastrophe. 260 00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:22,689 I just hate my life. 261 00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:28,522 Five minutes are up. Let's go! 262 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,947 I'm on my way. 263 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,216 I hate my life. 264 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,225 Wait wait wait. No. She's coming. 265 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:48,290 She's coming. 'S traffic and wardrobe problems. 266 00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:53,768 No show! 267 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,695 Worse than we thought. 268 00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:59,649 - Dating an imaginary woman. - Oh, been there. 269 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,012 Hey hey! 270 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,878 You're wrong and you're... you're weird. 271 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,796 You both have to leave. I'm on a date. 272 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,812 - Go. - Are you, Chad? 273 00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:10,426 Are you really? 274 00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:12,726 See, I'm... 275 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,958 ... not an expert at these things, 276 00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,913 But I believe a date involves two people. 277 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,860 In a romantical situation. 278 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,738 I can't believe this. This isn't traffic. 279 00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:30,334 There's no wardrobe problems. I've been stood up. 280 00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:32,592 There's a way to make the pain go away, Chad. 281 00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:34,395 Join us. 282 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,056 Yes, Chad. Join us. 283 00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:39,574 You could be player three. 284 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:41,435 Three. 285 00:13:41,394 --> 00:13:43,894 - Shiny. - I can see myself. 286 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,860 - Touch it. - Ah! Never! 287 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,750 Oh hey, Chad, can we have your 288 00:13:49,707 --> 00:13:54,847 salad? 289 00:14:11,396 --> 00:14:13,596 Ah! 290 00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,103 What are you doing here? 291 00:14:15,077 --> 00:14:17,877 Uh, I'm not turning my essay in late, 292 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,201 If that's what you're asking. 293 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,900 - What are you doing here? - I'm not sitting here weeping in the dark. 294 00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:26,685 Over my disastrous love life, if that's what you're implying. 295 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,894 No. I meant why are you here petting a cat carrier? 296 00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:35,087 Why should Dr. Mittens enjoy human touch. 297 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:36,602 If I can't? 298 00:14:36,574 --> 00:14:39,904 Hanky-nky ran away. 299 00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:41,976 And he'll come back another day? 300 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,557 I'm sorry. I don't know that nursery rhyme. 301 00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:49,307 I think I scared him off. 302 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,999 Wanting him to meet Dr. Mittens. 303 00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:53,626 Oh, you've got to help me! 304 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:59,395 Well, I'm not quite sure what I can do. 305 00:15:01,389 --> 00:15:03,929 There's a "c" in it for you. 306 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:06,945 Make it a "c+" 307 00:15:06,892 --> 00:15:08,622 And you got yourself a hanky-wanky. 308 00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:11,975 Shut up, mittens! 309 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,745 You've got nine lives! Let me have one! 310 00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:20,072 Okay. 311 00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:24,311 Here you go. Pauly's last autograph for the day. 312 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,125 I think I've got pawthritis. 313 00:15:32,062 --> 00:15:34,272 - Pauly? - Mr. Condor? 314 00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:41,006 Pauly, before you leave, there's one more kid you've got to see. 315 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:44,391 But pauly's supposed to be off the clock now. 316 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:46,157 Just do it. 317 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:52,546 - Hi, pauly. - Oh boy. 318 00:15:53,597 --> 00:15:55,627 I've been a fan of yours forever. 319 00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:58,082 - Seriously? - Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 320 00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:00,977 "Chad's cool. Chad plays by his own rules. 321 00:16:00,884 --> 00:16:02,754 - Chad's awesome." - Is this going somewhere? 322 00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:04,576 Why don't we sit down and talk about it? 323 00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,537 - Yeah, no, I can't really... - No, really, it's fine. 324 00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:09,123 - I got to go to the little bear's room. - Sit on down. 325 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,413 You can hold it. 326 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,645 Ooh, did someone just spill something on your lap? 327 00:16:13,588 --> 00:16:16,388 Not just somebody... everybody. 328 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:19,902 - Yeah, are we done here? - No, let's get back to me. 329 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:23,262 Well, when I was a kid and I was having a problem 330 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,648 I would always think, 331 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,483 what would pauly do? 332 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,474 Don't you have someone else you can ask? 333 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:32,847 Somebody human? 334 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:38,544 - Possibly a girlfriend? - That's the problem, pauly. 335 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,415 Today's our seven-weekiversary and she totally blew me off. 336 00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:43,217 I don't think she wants to see me anymore. 337 00:16:43,178 --> 00:16:46,108 - That's not true. - I think it is. 338 00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:49,543 I don't know what to do. 339 00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:51,206 Ah! Sonny! Whoa. 340 00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:52,704 No it's not. 341 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:56,310 Uh, all that stuff I told you, I was kidding. 342 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,859 Of course you were. 343 00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,789 Stop that. Why are you in that suit? 344 00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:01,606 Chad, I'm so sorry. 345 00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:04,468 I promised the guy that I'd be pauly for an hour. 346 00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:05,817 And then he never came back. 347 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:08,127 So now I'm stuck in this suit being pauly. 348 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:11,259 And I smell like the inside of a man's sock. 349 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,696 Well, that's a relief. Nico and Grady had me convinced. 350 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,160 That you weren't into me anymore. 351 00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:18,466 You were taking girl advice from Nico and Grady? 352 00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:21,397 It's called hitting rock bottom, Sonny. 353 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:25,000 Aww, that's the saddest and sweetest thing I've ever heard. 354 00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:28,156 Almost as sad and sweet as you coming to pauly. 355 00:17:28,051 --> 00:17:29,921 For advice on our relationship. 356 00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:31,812 I knew it was you in there. 357 00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:36,509 You know what? Hank needs to be in here. 358 00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:40,672 Whenever there's a little girl or boy in need or... 359 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,325 Or a big boy... 360 00:17:42,289 --> 00:17:46,689 - Stop that. -... Pauly needs to be there. 361 00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:48,907 We're spending our anniversary tracking down that jerk, aren't we? 362 00:17:48,847 --> 00:17:51,347 Yeah. We need to find a way to get me out of this costume, 363 00:17:51,273 --> 00:17:53,443 Hank back into this costume. 364 00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:55,852 And this is gonna require you being in a different costume. 365 00:17:55,789 --> 00:17:58,819 What? 366 00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:00,803 Never question pauly. 367 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,976 You are disturbingly good at that. 368 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,453 I know. 369 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,397 I like this place, Carl. 370 00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:16,117 Finally people in costumes making my dreams come true. 371 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,170 - You! - You? 372 00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:23,879 How'd you find me? 373 00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,105 I found this in pauly's pocket. 374 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,310 Along with a deck of cards. 375 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,285 And a human tooth. 376 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,300 Cards aren't mine. 377 00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,872 Hank, you can't quit being pauly. 378 00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:37,069 Think of the kids. 379 00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:38,917 I am. That's why I quit. 380 00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:40,849 Now scram. You're harshing my smoothie. 381 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,797 But you can't quit being pauly. 382 00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:45,841 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have dropped out of school. 383 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,752 To become Harry the hot dog. 384 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:51,810 See, Hank, you don't just inspire kids. 385 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,340 Apparently, I also inspire bad life decisions. 386 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,638 I bet your parents are very proud. 387 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,828 I think you should leave my parents out of this. 388 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,642 Um, Harry, 389 00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:04,392 Remember why you're here... 390 00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:07,685 To tell Hank how much pauly means to you. 391 00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:12,217 Not until he apologizes for bringing my parents into this. 392 00:19:12,054 --> 00:19:15,154 Beat it, meathead, unless you want a swift kick in the bun. 393 00:19:15,065 --> 00:19:16,995 You know what? That's not very paulylike. 394 00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,814 Yeah, but it's very hanklike. You picked the wrong fight. 395 00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:20,376 And the wrong smoothie, hot bun boy. 396 00:19:20,338 --> 00:19:23,308 Bring it, 'cause this dog is steamed! 397 00:19:23,215 --> 00:19:25,055 - Come on, bring it! - You guys! 398 00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:26,908 You guys need to back up, back up! 399 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,068 All right? Stop it, stop it, Chad! 400 00:19:29,006 --> 00:19:31,646 You know this beef stick? 401 00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:34,106 Yeah, this beef stick here is my boyfriend. 402 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,980 We're spending our anniversary. 403 00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:39,404 Trying to remind you of how important pauly is. 404 00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:41,481 Aw, you're real romantic, aren't you? 405 00:19:41,423 --> 00:19:43,153 Bet you got that from your parents, 406 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,920 Maybe your daddy, Chaddy. 407 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,275 Do not bring dad Dylan Cooper into this! 408 00:19:47,214 --> 00:19:49,084 It doesn't matter what we're doing. 409 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:51,836 The important thing is that we're doing it together. 410 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,059 Like pauly pledge 14 says: 411 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,693 You're never alone. 412 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,162 Aww. 413 00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,269 Wow. You kids really take this stuff seriously. 414 00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:03,338 Not just us. Millions of other kids do too. 415 00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:06,076 I forgot how much this pauly stuff means to people. 416 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,698 So you'll go back to being pauly? 417 00:20:08,615 --> 00:20:11,755 Yeah, I guess being a big furry toilet's tough, 418 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,525 But it's a living. 419 00:20:13,477 --> 00:20:15,747 Besides the kids need me. 420 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,722 They're not the only ones. 421 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,067 Go ahead, Ms. Bitterman. 422 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:21,647 Give me my "c+" and go get your man. 423 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:24,479 - Oh, Hank. - Joy, I'm so glad you're here. 424 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,988 These kids made me realize I don't want to be alone. 425 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:29,179 Is that Dr. Mittens in there? 426 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,955 Are you ready to meet him? 427 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,018 Let's take this to the next level, baby. 428 00:20:33,957 --> 00:20:35,417 Come on, Dr. Mittens. 429 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:37,495 There's someone I want you to meet. 430 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,991 Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work out. 431 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:51,335 But I think this will. 432 00:20:57,017 --> 00:21:00,327 Uh, this isn't gonna affect my grade, is it? 433 00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:11,193 Hard to believe this is our seventh week. 434 00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,182 Feels just like our fifth. 435 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,836 Aw, in here? 436 00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:15,796 - No, in here. - Me too. 437 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,382 You feeling what I'm feeling? 438 00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:19,053 Gas station Sushi all over again. 439 00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:22,835 Been looking all over for this. 440 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,560 No no no no no! Oh. 441 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,550 Oh boy. 442 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:35,150 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31988

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