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When are they gonna finish
filming this vampire movie?
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I'm so sick of finding
fangs in my soup.
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Oh my gosh, those could be
blake radisson's fangs.
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I loved him
in the "tridark" movies.
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Well, I hope you love him
eating fish sticks because...
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He's eating fish sticks.
Oh my gosh, hide me.
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Talk to him.
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I can't.
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It's blake radisson.
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Hey, blake!
You're welcome.
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Hot.
I mean, hi.
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I mean,
how's it going?
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This--
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I love you as frederick,
by the way.
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- See you, frederick.
- Thanks, I--
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And by the way,
I love vampires way more than werewolves.
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I mean, what's with
the ah-ooh!
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Less howl,
more flirty.
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Right.
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So did you know
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That when bats
fly out of a cave, they always turn left?
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I hadn't heard.
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Oh, it's true.
Just check "tridarkipedia."
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Have you ever
flirted before?
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Not with a vampire.
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Your fish sticks
look a little dry.
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Blargh!
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Oh my gosh, blake,
I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean--
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But it looks good
on you.
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Okay, bat leaving
the cave. Bye.
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Go left.
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( phone ringing )
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♪ off to the races,
I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
get with it ♪
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♪ at least
that's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dream
is just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
believe it ♪
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♪ can't take away
this feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ride,
chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
so far, so great ♪
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♪ ba ba da da-da,
ba da da da-da ♪
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♪ ba ba da da-da,
ba da da da-da ♪
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♪ yow! ♪
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- Anxious?
- Yeah.
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Me too.
What are you pacing about?
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Well, I'm expecting a call
from my brother grant.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. You?
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I put ketchup
on a vampire.
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- Ooh.
- A totally hot vampire.
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Oh.
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- ( computer bleeping )
- ohh!
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Don't let grant get to you
like he always does, okay?
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You know what?
You're right.
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Not this time.
I'm feeling good.
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I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling strong.
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Ha ha!
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Hello.
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He-hey, gravy!
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I'm not interrupting
anything, am I?
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- Well, I mean--
- of course not,
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Because that would mean
you had a life.
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Grady, don't just take that.
Give it back to him.
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No life, huh?
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So true.
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How can you
not have a life?
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You're on
a t.V. Show, man.
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- Have you seen it yet?
- No. I have a life,
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Filled with girls
and more girls, bro.
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But you wouldn't know
about that.
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I've had girlfriends.
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Hermione doesn't count.
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Grady's got no lady.
Grady's got no lady.
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Oh, yeah?
Grady's got a lady,
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- And you're looking at her.
- What?
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You mean, you didn't tell
your brother about us?
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Uh, well, it's just
it's all so new.
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Speaking of new,
the shirt I bought you looks great on you.
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I thought mommy
got you that shirt.
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Mm-hmm, mommy did.
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Bye.
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Am I a good friend
or what? Or what?
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A little love up top
right there, right there.
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What did you do?
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Grant is flying out
to visit tomorrow.
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This is not good.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, "oh."
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'cause when he finds out
you're not really my girlfriend,
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I will never hear
the end of this.
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Don't worry, grady.
You know what?
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I'm officially
your girlfriend--
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Officially
your fake girlfriend.
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Oh, really?
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Well then,
make me a sandwich.
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I'm just messing around.
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I'll go make you
a sandwich.
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So look at us
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Having breakfast together
without grady and sonny.
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Yeah, look at us.
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For a moment there
I thought we'd have nothing to talk about.
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But here we are,
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Talking about
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How we thought we'd have
nothing to talk about.
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That's something
to talk about.
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Yeah.
No, it's not.
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Yeah, we got nothing.
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Oh, this could be
something.
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Oh, hello hello.
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Are you on the hunt
for a nutritious breakfast?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Maybe there's one hiding
behind your dignity.
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Enough.
Mock all you want,
117
00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:10,560
But allow me
to introduce you to
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The chad dylan cooper
safari bar.
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It brings out
the beast in you.
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Rarr!
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You have your own
energy bar?
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Yes, and more
importantly,
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You don't.
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Oh, and it's good too.
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Oh. Ohh!
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A little granola,
nougat--
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What's that I'm tasting
in the middle?
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Success.
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Chew on that, suckas!
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Ow!
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Pompous jerk.
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If grady were here,
we'd be planning
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A simple but easily-botched
prank on him.
134
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Well, guess what.
135
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Tawni is here.
So we're gonna lose the botch
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And kick it up a notch.
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Oh, I like working
with you already.
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Grady never made
our plans rhyme.
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Oh, I do it all the time.
See what I did there?
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I like it--
the "time-rhyme" thing.
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Who is this superhero?
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Oh, I know this one.
It's-- it's--
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Waterguy?
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No, aquaman.
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Aquaman, waterguy--
what's the difference?
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I don't hate waterguy.
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Come on, sonny.
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If my brother's gonna believe
you're my girlfriend,
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You've got to know
this stuff.
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Just write it on your hand
if you have to.
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Well, why don't you
just hit me with some family questions first?
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Whoa, family?
We're not moving on to family
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Until you know
about my loved ones.
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Sorry, but this is just like
too much pressure.
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I think
I need a break.
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No.
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- What?
- Are you dumping me?
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No, I just need
a little fresh air.
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Okay.
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This is how it starts.
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All right, aquaman-- bad.
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Iron man-- good.
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Narnia-- real.
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What does your hand say
about vampires?
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( laughs )
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Let's see...
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It says "sweaty."
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I mean, no, "sweet."
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That was bad.
I mean--
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What do you think about
having lunch with me today?
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Um, let me check the hand
you're not holding.
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Ready?
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Oh, look at that.
It says yes.
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Great.
I'll text you the details.
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Great.
I'll see you later.
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- Later.
- ( hisses )
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, girlfriend.
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My brother just landed
and he wants to haveunch with me and my lady.
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Lunch today?
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Thanks, sonny.
This might be
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The coolest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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( whistling a tune )
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( dramatic music playing )
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Tawni:
Hey! Seriously!
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( music stops )
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Just a thought--
maybe your pranks are easily botched
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Because of loud music,
bad choreography
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And the throwing
of stuff.
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That's my style.
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Now put the bar
with the fake label on there.
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( chad singing )
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♪ chad dylan cooper
safari bar ♪
193
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♪ if you're feeling bad--
jerky chad. ♪
194
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Huh?
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That's weird.
This all fit before.
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Dude, we can't
eat this.
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Did you even read
the warning label?
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No, all I read was
my name on the bar
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And my name on the check
for the commercial I'm gonna shoot later.
200
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Well, you might want
to take a look.
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"warning: Side effects
may include
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The swelling
and/or shrinkage of the head and--
203
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And/or body."
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Get off my vest.
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"as well as intermittent
hearing loss."
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You... Shouldn't...
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00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:03,588
And if you're...
Longer than four hours....
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Hospital.
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00:10:07,601 --> 00:10:10,069
( hums a tune )
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00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:12,373
Where is my brother
already?
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Grady, calm down.
It's gonna be okay.
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00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,904
Is it, sonny?
Is it?
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He's gonna see
right through us.
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00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,891
Not if we stick
to the plan, okay?
215
00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:24,421
You're gonna break up with me
in front of your brother
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So you'll look strong
217
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:30,580
And so I can make my date
with blake.
218
00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:32,436
You know what?
I'm gonna break up with you
219
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Because I don't like
your singing.
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Gravy!
221
00:10:37,478 --> 00:10:38,879
What's up, bro?
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00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:41,559
Hey.
Don't hit me.
223
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,818
- I'm not gonna hit you.
- All right.
224
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That's for thinking
I was gonna hit you.
225
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,843
Sorry I'm late.
226
00:10:51,761 --> 00:10:54,296
I was consoling some girl
who was just dumped,
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00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:58,031
So of course,
got her number!
228
00:10:57,877 --> 00:10:59,411
But I'm not gonna
call her,
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Because I don't want
to deal with that baggage.
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00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:05,824
Grant, you're even more
charming in person.
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Wow, and you're
even cuter.
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00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:13,025
So did you win a date-somebody-
out-of-your-league contest?
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00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:14,197
Yeah.
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00:11:14,145 --> 00:11:16,680
Are you kidding me?
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He is so in my league.
236
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:23,290
In fact,
I'm out of his league.
237
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,681
Wow, way to go, bro.
238
00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:28,704
Delta nu rules!
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00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:32,595
Did I mention
he's president of his fraternity?
240
00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:35,329
Delta nu rules!
241
00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:39,044
- ( phone mooing )
- oh, excuse me.
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It's blake.
He's wondering where I am,
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- So dump me
when I get back. - Okay.
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I'll miss you.
I really will.
245
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I don't want to go.
I don't want to go.
246
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You'd better be fast.
I'm getting flustered.
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Wow.
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00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:54,044
Mad props, little bro.
Sonny's awesome.
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00:11:53,949 --> 00:11:56,183
I'm crazy
proud of you.
250
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,095
You're proud of me?
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Totes.
252
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:03,530
And when you two break up--
and trust me,
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00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:06,263
At some point
you will lose this girl--
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00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,651
Guess who's gonna get
the rebound.
255
00:12:09,544 --> 00:12:10,778
You?
256
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:15,633
As in ulysses s. Grant!
257
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,804
Okay, grady, I'm back
258
00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,711
From rudely taking
a phone call
259
00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:21,165
In the middle
of our lunch.
260
00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:24,640
I'm sure you have
something to say about that.
261
00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:27,801
Uh-huh, I do.
Mm-hmm.
262
00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:30,371
I think it's adorable.
And it makes me
263
00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:33,498
Never ever want
to break up with you.
264
00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:36,309
Never?
265
00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,052
Ever.
266
00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:41,216
And you can never
ever have her.
267
00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:53,640
What did you do?
268
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,099
We had a plan.
You were supposed to dump me.
269
00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:58,501
Sorry. I was gonna
break up with you,
270
00:12:58,401 --> 00:13:00,902
But then grant said
that if we ever broke up,
271
00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:04,472
He was gonna go after you.
And I couldn't let that happen.
272
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,094
Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.
273
00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,917
But what am I supposed
to do about blake now?
274
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,409
Maybe he can do
dinner instead.
275
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,308
Great idea.
I'll text him.
276
00:13:13,228 --> 00:13:16,230
Ha ha ha!
Good news--
277
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:19,779
I've got a date
with jennifer.
278
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,367
I mean, jessica.
279
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,559
She's really special
to me.
280
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,535
Oh, blake can
do dinner.
281
00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,387
Don't make
any dinner plans.
282
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:30,945
The mitchell brothers are
going on a double date.
283
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,574
Delta nu!
284
00:13:32,505 --> 00:13:35,708
Thanks, cousin.
285
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,548
What the delta
am I supposed to do now?
286
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,254
You know, I'll just
tell grant
287
00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,244
That you're pretending
to be my girlfriend.
288
00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:47,331
And then I'll
put my mouth guard in and take what's coming to me.
289
00:13:47,204 --> 00:13:49,972
Oh, no no.
Just keep it in the case.
290
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:53,665
We've got to figure out
a reason for you to break up with me before dinner.
291
00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,913
Yeah, but what could
anybody do
292
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:59,788
That would make a person
want to break up with them?
293
00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:02,498
Oh, jackpot.
294
00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:10,500
Oh, yeah.
Jackpot.
295
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:13,057
What do you think
of this?
296
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,527
That is disgusting.
297
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:19,675
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,
that's the stuff.
298
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,882
( belches )
299
00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:22,956
Oh.
300
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,944
- Seconds.
- Oh.
301
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,664
What happened to you?
302
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:31,496
Yeah, sonny,
you are disgusting.
303
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:36,003
I'm gonna have to rethink
our entire relationship.
304
00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,982
Yeah, you are...
305
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,331
- Thinking about
marrying her. - What?
306
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:43,369
You hit the jackpot, bro.
You've got a girlfriend
307
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:45,712
Who can never
get on your case about being disgusting
308
00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,615
'cause she's even
more disgusting.
309
00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:49,969
Sonny is gross
and a hottie.
310
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,640
She's a grottie.
311
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:55,406
So I guess this means
I'll be seeing you at dinner.
312
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:59,477
He's harder to kill
than a vampire.
313
00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:02,186
You scored!
She's disgusting.
314
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,141
Gravy!
315
00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:11,030
- Blake.
- Sonny?
316
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:15,815
I bet you're wondering
why I'm dressed like this.
317
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:19,455
You're not wearing this
on our date, are you?
318
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:21,803
'cause buca di fester's
has a dress code.
319
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,704
Yeah, I've heard
about that.
320
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,226
It's actually
for a character
321
00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:31,193
On "so random!"
called "gross-out girl."
322
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,058
Pretty convincing, huh?
323
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,575
Nailed it.
324
00:15:34,512 --> 00:15:36,981
Don't worry
about tonight.
325
00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:39,083
I'll be cleaned up
in time for our date.
326
00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:40,763
Speaking of tonight,
327
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:43,394
I was just wondering
if maybe we--
328
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,288
If you're going to push
our date again,
329
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,309
Then maybe we should
just cancel it.
330
00:15:47,225 --> 00:15:50,027
No no no,
tonight's perfect. Tonight's great.
331
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,316
- Cool.
- Cool.
332
00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:54,055
( hisses )
333
00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:55,683
Bye.
334
00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,714
I delta nu it.
335
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,450
Grody, change of plans.
336
00:16:06,311 --> 00:16:08,312
Bros' night out, bro.
337
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,033
So call your girlfriend
and tell her
338
00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:12,429
She's free to do
whatever she wants to do tonight,
339
00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:15,600
'cause you and me are
going to buca di fester's.
340
00:16:15,469 --> 00:16:18,071
B-b-b-b-b-bouncing!
341
00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:21,825
Delta nu!
342
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:27,493
All right, everyone.
We got a safar bar commercial to shoot.
343
00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:31,084
Let's go.
Settle in. Places places.
344
00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:32,937
( bell rings )
345
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,858
"in extreme cases
346
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,814
Head swelling
may be followed
347
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,934
By funhouse vision."
348
00:16:38,846 --> 00:16:41,281
Funhouse vision?
What the heck is that?
349
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:43,952
Oh!
350
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:47,043
Chad dylan cooper
for the safari bar, take one.
351
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,692
And action!
352
00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:54,377
Being the greatest
actor of a generation takes a lot out of you.
353
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:57,218
So when life bites you,
bite back.
354
00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:03,059
Chad, this is where
you bite the bar.
355
00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,909
I can't do it, I can't.
I can't do it.
356
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,765
It's poison,
you hear me?
357
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,815
Celebrity.
358
00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:18,763
Funhouse vision?
359
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:24,478
Awesome.
When did you have time to change the mirror?
360
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:27,319
What are you talking about?
I didn't change the mirror.
361
00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:29,235
Wha--?
362
00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:32,798
( screaming )
363
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:37,334
Oh, you're good.
364
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:45,450
Wow, sonny, I have to say,
you clean up well.
365
00:17:45,262 --> 00:17:47,730
Thanks.
366
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,899
To soap and water.
367
00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:54,323
So tell me about
the "tridark" series.
368
00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:57,590
Oh, this is great--
369
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,495
You and me at a restaurant
together
370
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,250
And you're not
whaling on me
371
00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,877
Or pointing out
my shortcomings
372
00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:04,677
Or telling me stuff
that makes me feel like a loser.
373
00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:06,471
Your girlfriend's
cheating on you.
374
00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:07,964
Yeah, stuff like that.
375
00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:11,238
No, your girlfriend
is cheating on you.
376
00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:13,105
That's why I brought
you here. Look.
377
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,994
Oh my gosh.
It's my girlfriend
378
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,344
And blake radisson,
379
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:22,048
Clearly having
a business dinner.
380
00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:24,397
- Get over there.
- No no.
381
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,994
- Hey, sonny.
- Grady.
382
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,344
What are you
doing here?
383
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:33,815
What are you
waiting for, bro? She's your girlfriend.
384
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,547
Mess him up good.
385
00:18:36,434 --> 00:18:40,003
Wait, girlfriend?
Is that true?
386
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:43,730
- It's complicated.
- Labels-- friend, girlfriend
387
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:46,677
All right!
Once again you punk out
388
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:49,122
And I've got to step in
to protect the mitchell name.
389
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,520
No no, stop stop.
Enough.
390
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,754
Sonny is not
my girlfriend.
391
00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:59,675
So you were
lying to me?
392
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,923
Yes, we were pretending
to be a couple
393
00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:03,829
So you'd stop
giving me grief
394
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,917
About not having
a girlfriend.
395
00:19:05,831 --> 00:19:10,835
Sonny, go get yourself
a vampire.
396
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,136
Thanks, grady.
397
00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:15,170
Okey-dokey, since
everything's cleared up,
398
00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:17,687
I am single
and totally available.
399
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,051
Of course you are.
A girl like you
400
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:23,255
Would never date
a dork like that.
401
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:24,591
Excuse me?
402
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,801
I'm just saying
we're good here.
403
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,912
And I'm just saying
we're done here.
404
00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:32,619
Excuse me?
405
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,074
Yeah, if being sweet,
kind and sensitive
406
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,973
Makes you a dork,
then yes,
407
00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,594
Grady is the dorkiest
dork there is.
408
00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:42,429
But I'd rather date a dork
over a jerk any day.
409
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:44,974
Thanks, sonny.
( clears throat )
410
00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:46,867
Now I believe the lady
411
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:49,423
Just gave you
your flying papers.
412
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,653
( hisses )
413
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:55,457
It works better when
I've got the makeup on
414
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:57,639
And the script says
that you're scared.
415
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:01,177
( hisses )
416
00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:08,185
So, grant, I don't
really have a girlfriend.
417
00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:10,255
Let the humiliation begin.
418
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,366
- You're a lucky man.
- Oh, come on!
419
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,181
Wait, what?
420
00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:19,027
I've had a million
girlfriends...
421
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,576
Eww.
422
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:25,405
But I've never had
a friend who's a girl.
423
00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:27,883
Actually, I've never had
a friend like sonny at all--
424
00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:30,078
Someone who always
has your back.
425
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:33,056
You mean, kind of
like a brother?
426
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,934
Yeah.
427
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,855
Yeah, like a brother.
428
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:39,511
You know,
all these years
429
00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,770
I thought you should be
more like me,
430
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,310
But maybe I should be
a little more like you.
431
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:51,353
Starting right now
I will always be here for you.
432
00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:54,500
Nice!
433
00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:57,838
Delta nu!
434
00:20:59,576 --> 00:21:01,644
I like the new grant.
435
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,563
I like the new grady.
436
00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:05,383
Hey, while we're here,
want to get a bite to eat?
437
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,308
- Yeah.
- Great.
438
00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,898
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
439
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,792
You're welcome.
440
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:17,018
- So...
- No.
441
00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:19,167
To friendship!
442
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,018
- Hey.
- Hey.
443
00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:36,075
How was your weekend?
444
00:21:35,999 --> 00:21:39,569
Oh, good.
Yeah, it was good.
445
00:21:39,427 --> 00:21:43,630
- How was yours?
- Good.
446
00:21:43,461 --> 00:21:45,829
I heard
you dated sonny.
447
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:47,736
Oh, sorta.
448
00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:50,625
Heard you pranked
with tawni.
449
00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:55,010
Yeah, a little.
450
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:55,827
- Was she better than me?
- Was she better than me?
451
00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:57,758
Wait, don't answer that.
452
00:21:57,808 --> 00:22:02,358
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