All language subtitles for Sonny With A Chance s02e08 Random Acts of Disrespect.eng

R: Now let's get back
to "so random!"

What a great show tonight, huh?

Yeah, sorry we didn't
have time for

"a Scotsman, a nerd and a gym coach
walk into a nurse's office" sketch.

Excuse me, nurse, my coach
needs a bagpipe stat.

( laughter )

We're out of time, aren't we?

Yeah, but we have
a good reason.

Tonight is the night
where we pick the winner...

Of the "be so random
for a day" contest!

What are you doing?

I won the "who gets to announce the
winner of the contest" contest.

Oh, okay.

We got over a million entries.

And I'm going to pick
the winner.

And the winner is...

Pat Mahiney.

And the winner is...

Grace...

Gallagher.

Both:
Grace Gallagher.

Grace, we're gonna pick
you and your classmates up

At your home for a fun
day at "so random!"

Yeah, and you get to be
in a sketch with us.

You are one lucky young
lady, grace Gallagher.

Grace Gallagher is one
really old lady.

You think it's too late
to call pat Mahiney?

( phone ringing )

♪ off to the races,
I'm going places ♪

♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪

♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ so far, so great,
get with it ♪

♪ at least
that's how I see it ♪

♪ having a dream
is just the beginning ♪

♪ so far, so great,
believe it ♪

♪ can't take away
this feeling ♪

♪ taking a ride,
chance on my side ♪

♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪

♪ so far, so great,
so far, so great ♪

♪ Ba Ba da da-da,
Ba da da da-da ♪

♪ Ba Ba da da-da,
Ba da da da-da ♪

Sync by honeybunny
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Is there maybe a younger
Grace Gallagher?

Well, you're about
20 years too late.

( both laugh )

Edith, stifle.

That's Edith.
You have no idea what I put up with.

That's Tawni.
I think I do.

Both:
"me me me."

Sonny, may I speak
to you for a moment?

- Let's ditch 'em.
- Why?

'cause they're ancient.
I don't do vintage.

Let's ditch them.

That brunette is so perky.
I don't do perky.

No, she's sweet.

And she's a saint
for putting up

With that blonde egomaniac.

Man, look around.
This is our future.

Hello, boys.

Hello.

I need two strong
young men like you

To hang this self-portrait
I have painted.

I call it...

"Edith, queen
of the rec room."

You may bow to me.

Bow-- that's cute.

I said bow.

Oh, okay.

- One of these?
- Your majesty.

Hang the picture on that wall.

Right there?
Okay, we'll put it right there.

Got it.

Seriously, if we sneak out
now, they'll never notice.

Tawni, we can't ditch them.

And show a little compassion.
One day we're all gonna be old.

Not me.
The day I turn 30-- facelift.

Okay okay okay.

Okay, everybody, I'm ready

For my big day
at "so random!"

My grandkids--
Owen

And Georgie and Willow--
are so excited.

Well, say goodbye to everyone.

Goodbye?

The rules said that I could
bring my whole class.

You're in a class?

Two--

The "dos and don'ts
of Internet dating"

And swim-nastics.

Oh, well, which class
is coming?

The daters.

The swim-nastics people
take forever

To get out of
their bathing suits.

Well, come on,
everybody, let's go.

We're going to a big TV show.

Let me just get around you.

My TV show...

Hey, fellows,
I really want to go too.

Could you two guys
help me out of my trunks?

All you.
I'll get the next one.

No, Nico, Nico.

You're Grady.
You're my Grady!

Hey.

This way, everyone.
This way.

This is our stage where
the comedy magic happens.

Wait wait wait,
careful careful.

There's wires.
There's big, dangerous wires.

Okay, carefully this way.
But there's a big puddle of oil.

- I don't want you to fall...
- Together: And hurt yourself.

Chad, what are you doing here?

I'm helping these
young children

Who have a very
serious condition.

Come on, it's okay.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Is there anything
I can do to help?

You know that they say
that laughter

Is the best medicine?

- I got your nose!
- ( children whimpering )

- Give him his nose back.
- His nose is back.

What is wrong with you?

These children are
terrified of clowns.

The slightest bit of comedy
can set them off.

What did you bring them
here for?

This is the closest thing
to a comedy-free zone I know.

See, kids?

The clown lady
didn't make you laugh,

But she didn't hurt you either.

And who is this young man?

Chad Dylan Cooper.

Not ringing a bell.

Oh, maybe this will
ring it for you--

I'm the star of a little show
called "Mackenzie falls."

Little?
Must be tiny.

I never heard of it.

- Oh, really?
- Really.

- Well, good.
- Good.

- Fine.
- Fine!

Okay, you know what?
Moving on, people.

This way.
This way.

But very carefully,
very carefully, please.

Oh, no, there's more wires.

Why is she talking
to us like that?

We're not children.

Shut up.
We're getting a free lunch.

What are you looking at?

Me. You're what I
looked like 60 years ago.

I'm totally seeing it, yeah.

Sure sure.
Go ahead, laugh,

But I was handsome,
fresh from the war

And I had a full head of hair

That made all the ladies
in the garment district swoon.

Swoon?

Swoon, I say.

This is you?

Taken on my 17th birthday.

And within six months--
melon!

- Melon?
- Melon, I say.

No no no, but I just turned 17.

Oh, don't worry.
That was just me.

Oy!

Oy? What's oy?
What is that?

The start of melon season.

No.

All right, we gotta find
a sketch to put grace in.

What about
the gymnastics sketch?

What? We can't put grace on a trampoline.
That's dangerous.

Whoa, I think you mean
hilarious.

Yes.

Owen, Georgie, Willow!

Come on, come on.

- Okay, we've got the beach sketch.
- Eh.

- The cheerleading sketch.
- Eh.

Ultimate fighting sketch.

Yes!

No, look, any of these
sketches can be dangerous.

Well, we'd better
figure out something.

The show starts in two hours.

Which cookie should I have?

Which cookie do you want?

I don't know.
That's why I'm asking you.

Go with the chocolate chip.

You know chocolate
doesn't agree with me.

Nothing agrees with you.

Why does it take so long for
the elderly to make a choice?

Wait, that's it.
That's our sketch.

Old ladies arguing
over a cookie?

We wouldn't be having this
problem if pat Mahiney won,

- I'll tell you that much.
- Thank you.

Announcer:
It's the 98th annual

Elderly choice awards,

Brought to you by soup--
yes, soup.

( cheering and applause )

Oh, we're on.
We're on.

And now it's time to give away
our final golden Walker award.

And the nominees
for best old people

In a show
about old people are...

"Wheezers of Waverly place,"

"that's so graven,"

And "Nana Montana."

And the winner is...

I can't read this.
I need my glasses.

That near-sighted one
is hot.

Oh, in my old age
I don't need hot.

I like my women
the way I like my soup--

Room temperature
and a little salty.

( laughing )

- Oh.
- Ow.

Oh, just hurry up
and choose the winner.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

You've already gone
10 times today.

But this time I'm determined
to make it to the toilet.

I don't think that's funny.

Oh, do you really have
to go potty.

No.

You promised me a fun day,

But you embarrass me
in front of my grandchildren.

Owen, Georgie, Willow,

Turn off your set

And never watch
this show again.

( crowd booing )

Good thing old people
can't throw very far, huh?

Except that lady.
Man, she's got an arm.

Tapioca pudding?

I asked for a burger.
Where is my burger?

Love my pudding.

I'll tell you
where your burger is.

I guess she saw
the elderly choice sketch.

So did the wardrobe department.

You know Estelle, the one
that's been there for 30 years?

She took all my clothes
and left me with this

And these!

What happened to you?

You know
the Grey-haired guard?

He wouldn't let me
through the gates,

So I had to climb the fence,

Go under the gates
and through the bushes.

And then they threw
watmeal at you.

What?

Oh, no, that's just
from breakfast.

Well well well,

If it isn't the face
of geezer hatred.

You heard?

Oh, yeah, we all did.
Isn't that right, kids?

( toots horn )

Did you bring them here
to boo us?

- No, to thank you.
- Really?

Yeah, because just for a
minute their fear of clowns

Took a back seat to their
grandparents' tears.

Now my grandma called me.

She told me not
to watch your show.

I said, "it's okay,
I already don't."

You know, one day
you're gonna be exposed

For the jerk you really are.

- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.
Shh shh.

- Curlers?
- They're not curlers, okay?

Girls wear curlers.

These are my
healthy-hair rods.

( laughing )

My follicle consultant
has me wearing them to--

To keep my hair happy...

And attached to my scalp.

Wait, you're afraid of
losing your hair?

But you're 17.

Buddy was 17
and like that-- melon.

Melon?

Melon I say!

Oops.

It's time to get the kids
back to the institute.

Now if you'll excuse me...

Hey, listen, Chad, the lunch
lady really hates us now,

So do you think you could
get us some lunch?

Oh, I could.

Look at us--
starved, battered

Hated by kids and their
grandparents everywhere.

We have to do something.
We have to apologize.

Okay, I'm listening.

Not to you.

Honestly, the last thing
that we wanted to do

Was insult anybody or
hurt anybody's feelings.

Grace, Edith, everybody,

We're very very sorry.

So are we cool?

So Ne to see you guys again.

Bye.

Tawni, we can't just
leave like this.

Oh, don't pay any attention
to those wet blankets.

The three of us
have talked it over

And we feel that we
may have overreacted.

That's right.
We're old.

Let's face it,
your sketch was dead on.

Oh, it was so funny--

"Nana Montana."

Hilarious.

You kids with your skinny
jeans and your comedy.

That's a relief.

Oh, lovely.
Right on time.

My 11:00 tuna sandwich.

They bring you sandwiches?

Oh, and that's not all.

Have you ever played
accordion hero

While being served pizza by a
nice lady in a white dress?

Not a white dress.

Oh, you have not lived.

Follow me.

I'm so sick of this place.

Yes, you girls are so lucky.

You get to go out,

Live adventurous lives

While we're stuck
in this dungeon.

Aww, yeah, we are lucky.

Bye.

What?
Tawni, no.

You know what?

We're gonna take
you ladies shopping.

- Oh.
- Oh, my.

We are gonna shop till we
drop, so come on, ladies.

That was just an expression.

I didn't mean anything...

( phone rings )

C.D. Coop.
What up, Doop?

Oh, the kids are back
from the institute?

They're cured?
Sweet.

Send them in
to thank me in person.

Hey, kids.

Ooh, my hair is ready.

You kids are in for a treat.

Who's ready to see
some healthy hair?

Yay!

Right?
Yeah, all right.

( kids screaming )

What? It's just me.
It's Uncle Chaddy.

( laughs )

Why are you running?
What?

Silly kids.

Kids, come back!
I'm not really a clown!

Thank you so much for letting
grace run into the bank.

Her granddaughter's
birthday is coming up

And she always sends her
crisp $5 bills.

Aww, her granddaughter
is gonna love it.

You know, she can buy
a yo-yo or a doll or--

She's 38.

--Or a yogurt,
maybe one topping.

Oh, look, here comes grace.

Ugh, look at that old bag.

- Tawni.
- What?

She's carrying an old bag.

I'd better go help her out.

Here, grace,
let me give you a hand.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Oh, this is really heavy.

You wouldn't have gotten
those $5 in pennies.

No, it was $300,000 in $20s.

I just robbed the bank.

Grace, you are so funny.

Tawni, get this--

Grace just told me
that she robbed the bank.

- Isn't that hilarious?
- ( police siren wailing )

And now she's gonna tell us
it's a real police siren.

Oh my gosh,
that's a real police siren

And real police lights.
You guys really did Rob the bank?

Correction--
we all robbed the bank.

We did?

Now drive, roots.

Roots?
Are my roots showing?

Did you not hear the woman?
We just robbed the bank.

I asked a question--
are my roots showing?

Yes, they are.

Now step on it.
We gotta lose the Po-Po.

( wailing like the siren )

Ah, this is the life--

Bingo, juice.
I can't wait to get old.

I cannot wait
till 2:15--

Tai chi with Mel.

A cramp, a cramp.

B5. Look alive.

Bingo! I win, I win.
What do I win?

An extra fruit cup.

Oh, age is wasted on the old.

Guys, guys, you gotta help us.

Sonny, so loud.

Yeah, like the rock
and the roll.

Guys, these biddies
robbed a bank

And the Po-Po think
we drove the getaway car.

- We're criminals.
- Everybody shut up.

We gotta stash the cash.

You two--

Pancakes, bacon--
find a place.

Hey, how about that hole
in the wall we made?

Shh, they don't know
about the hole, pancakes.

I thought I was bacon.

Put it in the hole!

Bacon, catch.

Sonny:
Okay, you know what?

Let's just all calm down.

There's plenty of time
to think about this.

I mean, there's no way
that policemen

Are gonna come looking for bank
robbers at an old folks' home.

Freeze!

- You'll never take her alive!
- You can totally take me alive.

- I just want my fruit cup.
- Officer, none of us did anything wrong.

Except for that hole
in the wall we made.

- Shut up, pancakes.
- I am bacon.

Then who robbed the bank?
These dinosaurs?

- Yes.
- Us?

Rob a bank and
make a clean getaway?

I can't even make it
to the toilet.

You're pathetic,

Blaming these sweet old ladies.

- Hands behind your back!
- No, I can't go to prison.

There's not enough
closet space in prison.

Why did we do a sketch
making them fragile and weak?

These guys are smart,
fast and dangerous.

We totally could have
put them on the trampoline.

Grace, please tell
the officer the truth.

The truth?
Fine.

For a policeman,

My nephew makes
a very good actor.

- Actor?
- Nephew?

And scene.

You tricked us.

I believe the kids
call it "punking."

Well, you promised my friend
a fun day with "so random!"

She finally got it.

Wow, you guys really
got us good.

You know what?
We totally deserved it.

The next time we do a sketch
about old people--

We won't be doing any more
sketches about old people.

So we're even.

I'll tell my grandkids to
give your show another shot.

And if you can put Owen, Georgie
and Willow's names in a sketch--

Done.

Dude, your fruit cup.

Yes, finally my
bingo-winning fruit cup.

- Looks good.
- I'll say.

Beauty before age.

Can you believe I have to
share a room with her?

Why don't you just
switch rooms?

Mm, I'd miss her too much.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to hug you.

Maybe in 60 years.

We're gonna know each other
in 60 years?

Oh, tawni.

( "Benny hill"
Chase music playing )

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