All language subtitles for Sonny With A Chance s02e05 High School Miserable.eng

[new jersey accent]
my name may be short, but I'm livin' large.

If the slipper fits,
you too can be a princess.

With all the beauty rest I get,
is it any wonder I'm so hot?

We are the real princesses
of new jersey.

Hey, beauty, what are you
wearing tonight?

I'm thinking of wearing
my mini gown.

Oh, the one with
the leopard pattern?

You know it.
Arr!

It's gonna be like
beauty and the beast wrapped up in one.

[both laugh]

So beauty and I
are getting mani-pedis

'cause I'm
throwing a ball tonight. It's gonna be very a-list.

There's gonna be fairies,
godmothers, singing mice--

The whole
bibbity-bobbity-bang.

[laughs]
it's ridiculous.

Well well well,
if it ain't the second and third fairest of them all.

Cindy, how did you know
we were here?

Mirror mirror
on the wall,

Are those two wenches
at the mall?

Yeah, they're getting
their nails did,

But you didn't hear it
from me.

I can't believe you didn't
invite me to your ball.

Oh, you mean you didn't
get the invitation?

Yeah, like I was gonna
invite her, right?

Last ball I threw,
stroke of midnight,

Her dress is trashed,
one shoe on, one shoe off,

She'd driving around
in a pumpkin.

They think they're so much
better than me.

Your mother's a witch.

Your mother's
a witch.

Princesses, princesses,
all our mothers are witches.

- True dat.
- True dat.

Sorry I flew off the handle.
Apple?

Thanks.

[laughing]

She falls for that
every time.

I guess we know who
the dumbest of them all is. It's ridiculous.

[both laughing]

We are the real princesses
of new jersey.

[phone ringing]

"off to the races,
I'm going places ,

"might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ,

"this is the big break
and it's calling my name ,

"yeah ,

"at least
that's how I see it ,

"having a dream
is just the beginning ,

"so far, so great,
believe it ,

"can't take away
this feeling ,

"taking a ride,
chance on my side ,

"yeah, I can't wait ,

"so far, so great,
so far, so great ,

"ba ba da da-da,
ba da da da-da..."

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Can you believe what
we have to put up with around here?

That nail polish is
so last week.

I know.
It's ridiculous, right?

And she missed a piggy.
How do you miss a piggy?

It's right there going,
"you missed me!"

Did you guys see
the schedule?

We have to come in
at 10:00.

What, do we work
on a farm?

Even when I worked on a farm
I didn't have to wake up that early.

I hate this studio.

They confiscated
my yorkie again.

Every day you bring
your dog to work

And every day
the security guard confiscates her.

And now mamselle calls
the guard "daddy."

I'm daddy.

Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

You guys, we should be
grateful for all of this.

I mean, we're living
the dream.

Hey, sonny, here's that
cheese platter you requested.

Aww. See?

These are the little things
we should be grateful for.

But I'm pretty sure
that I asked

For extra-sharp wisconsin
farmhouse cheddar cheese.

You know, just because
you're dressed like princesses

Doesn't mean you're
actually princesses.

And you two, you're acting
like royal pains.

[laughs]

See what I did there?

Seriously, stop your
bellyaching.

Yoknow what, marshall?
This cheese is fine.

This cheese is not fine.

We have to do something
about this.

I'm writing a letter
to mr. Condor.

Whoa whoa whoa,
hey hey hey, no.

No need to bring
the bossman into this.

Yeah, we just complain
to each other.

We don't actually
do anything about it.

Well, we should.

You know, back when
I was in high school

I was very upset
about the junk food in the vending machines.

So you know what I did?
I wrote a very nice, but firm letter

Asking them to replace
the junk food with apples. And it worked.

Yeah, we got
macintosh and fuji and red delicious and--

Hey, jenny appleseed,
just write the letter.

Dear mr. Condor...

Oh, 10:00 a.M.
They're killing me here.

Let's just start
rehearsal, guys.

Thanks for getting
the school bully life in prison, sally.

No problem, martin.

He'll never take
your tuna sandwich again.

Because I'm sally jenson
and I fight for you!

Sorry to interrupt
the rehearsal.

I heard you kids wrote
mr. Condor a letter.

Oh, actually,
that was me.

Well, mr. Condor
wanted you to know

That he took all your
grievances to heart

And there's gonna be
some changes around here.

See? Just like
the apples.

- Did you like the apples?
- Yep.

Then maybe not
like the apples.

Mr. Condor was surprised
at how ungrateful you all are,

So he's bringing in
a new cast member.

We didn't ask
for a new cast member.

We didn't even want
this cast member.

Really? Aren't we
over that yet?

Well, you're
getting one--

Someone who appreciates
what she has.

And can set an example
for the rest of you.

[sniffs]
evil.

- Hello, cast mates.
- [gasp]

You all know dakota--
dako condor.

- [clamoring]
- I don't want to hear it!

Dako's a member
of the cast of "so random!" as of right now.

So start working
with her.

Evil.

Yeah, we know.

Not dakota-- you.

Evil!

Thanks for getting
the school bully life in prison, sally.

How can they do
the sketch without you?

No problem, martin.

'cause I'm sally jenson
and I fight for you!

I'm sally jenson
and I ght you!

No no no no!
Zora, stop fighting.

Please, no hitting.

[whimpers]

I don't even wantto be here.

My daddy made me.

I just wanted to stay home
and make the maid color for me.

- Oh, you poor little--
- sonn no. It's a trap.

Zora, please.

And I'll tell you a story
to cheer you up,

Just like I did for grady
when I told him he'd never live on pandora.

Thanks, sonny.

You're helping
the enemy?

Helping the enemy leave.
Trust me, she s out.

I'll have her back home,
coloringith the maid in no time.

I got this.

A little help here.

Seriously?
Dakota tied you up?

You know what?
Keep laughing, guys.

Dakota's here to stay.

She stole
sally jenson.

She left here dressed
as sicky vicky.

- How long is it before
she becomes dolphin girl? - No no.

- Or grandma gassie?
- That's mine.

- Or your rapping pirate?
- I don't think she'll take that part.

Arrg, to the arrg,
to the arrg, to the arrg.

All the mateys in the house
say arrg!

This sketch is
off the hook.

I gotta give it up.
The pirate accent really makes it work.

We cannot just sit here
and take this.

But marshall doesn't
want to hear it.

Marshall's not
gonna hear it.

We're gonna March right down
to mr. Condor's office

And let him know
it's either us or dakota.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Yes, she's right.
We're the stars.

- We're "so random!"
- exactly.

What is mr. Condor
gonna do,

Fire us and send us
to public school?

Public school?

I can't believe mr. Condor
fired us and sent us to public school.

[all clamoring]

- [bell ringing]
- what is that?

Public school?

This is where
we're gonna spend the rest of our teen lives?

Guys, relax.

This is obviously
just the studio trying to teach us a lesson.

I give marshall
half a day with dakota

And he's gonna be begging
mr. Condor to bring us back.

We could think of this
as a field trip.

Sure, we can give that
a shot, I guess.

- I guess so.
- Good.

Yes yes, you're right.
It's me.

It's tawni hart
on a field trip to your sad little world.

Hey, I know you guys.
I've seen you on t.V.

Well, we're not
on t.V. Anymore,

So you can just
treat us like you would any other new kids.

Okeydokey.

Maybe I'll start with
little lord fauntleroy here.

Ow.

What are you gonna do
about it?

Meet my lawyer--
sally jenson.

She fights for me.

Meet my fists.
They fight for me.

No objection.
Your witness.

Grady!
Be careful with him.

Okay, don't worry, don't worry.
Every school has a bully.

We just gotta go
talk to the principal.

He won't last
that long.

Grady, just give her
your tuna sandwich.

It's okay.
The principal will take care of this.

Well, he took care
of the sandwich.

Man, school is brutal.

Brutal?

Really?

You guys just
watched that happen.

I lived it!

Did you know that there are
36 different types of wedgies?

Martha calls this one
"the hoodie."

Ooh, martha, huh?

Sounds like somebody
likes you.

Really?

Are you really going to
listen to her about this?

Jealous?

Hey hey hey.

Why are you giving him
false hope?

You guys,
this is high school.

This place is
filled with hope.

You know, I went
to a school just like this back in wisconsin.

And let me tell you,
it wasn't that different from the studio.

Au contraire.
Here I got a girlfriend.

Okay, what I meant was that
when you're in high school,

You have to just find people
that you can relate to.

Like, okay, look--

A mean blonde girl.

Ooh.

Look, a girl being shoved
into a small space.

Ahh.

And nico,

You see that guy
striking out with a girl

That's way out
of his league?

Just like me.

You see, you guys?
We fit in.

I look much better than him.
I got a better face.

You'd better enjoy it
while it lasts,

Because marshall
is gonna be calling us,

Begging us to come back
to the studio in no time,

Which means
I'd better work fast,

Because it's time
to institute

The sonny munroe
apple initiative.

- [bell rings]
- bell!

- It's that noise again.
- What's going on?

[clamoring]

It's the school bell.
It means it's time to go to class.

Class?

Is there anything
more comforting than cafeteria food?

It's warm and fuzzy

Just like your favorite
pair of slippers.

Speaking of sliprs,
is that a foot?

It's paw--
definitely paw.

Ooh, grady,
here comes martha.

Do I have paw breath?

The vending machine donuts
with apples, right?

Why, yes, I am.

Thatending machine was
the only thing in this school

That gave me joy.

- [clears throat] - hello.

Right here.

Which reminds me
it's time to introduce you to wedgie number two--

The wedge
of allegiance.

Oh, guys,
hey, guys,

If I'm not back
by fourth period,

Tell everybody!

Where are we going?

So, wow.

Aren't those new kids,
like, complete losers?

Mm-hmm.
[laughs]

So what are you,
team edward or team jacob?

Can't decide, huh?

Well, why not go for
team nico,

Because I've got
bark and bite.

[barks]

"I've never ever been
to public school... ,

- Oh, no.
- What is she doing?

She's trying to tell us
how miserable she feels.

"I never thought that
it would be this cruel... ,

- By singing?
- Looks like it.

"it's endless,
we're friendless ,

"it's nothing
but pain... ,

"and no one in this dump
knows our name... ,

All right, martha,
give me a ost.

- "I know you think that
this is probably my fault , - "we do ,

- "the catty comments
and the constant assault , - "it's cool ,

"I was he once
and I'm still alive ,

"so listen if you want
to survive ,

"inside this
high school, miserable ,

"I never thought
I'd be invisible ,

"in this high school,
miserable ,

"we've got to keep
being indivisible ,

"in this high school,
miserable ,

"in this high school,
miserable ,

"someone get me
back on t.V. ,

"I thought the girls here
would go crazy for me ,

"if love's a test
I'm clearly getting a "d" ,

"I never knew how high
my undies could ,

"there's tons of wedgies
I didn't know ,

"like the hoodie,
the hourglass ,

- "the 360 spin... ,
- that hurt.

"the peg leg,
the bat ,

"the bowling pin ,

,"the donkey,
tthe monkey ,

"man, am I sore ,

"I can't believe
there's 28 more-- neat ,

"someone get me
back on t. ,

"away from high school,
miserable ,

"high school, miserable ,

"here's hoping
high school, miserable ,

"somne ,

"here's hoping someone ,

"someone get us back
on t.V. ,

Students:
Boo!

Seriously, guys?
We just made all that up.

With no rehearsal.

Or authorization.

All you-- detention.

There is no singing
in high school.

- But--
- let me put this

In a way you just might
understand.

"no singing
in high school ,

"no no no no. ,

[cheering]

Really?

And don't forget,

I thought marshall was
supposed to call by now.

What's the hurry?

There's an assembly
at 2:30.

- Call him.
- Dialing.

- [phone ringing]
- [sobbing]

Hello.

Marshall,
are you crying?

I can't stop.

It's dakota.

So talented.

What?

She can dance...

She can sing...

[singing "habanera"
from "carmen"]

No cell phones,

Even if I am hearing
the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.

Oh my.

Are you so touched

That you're
possibly considering not giving us detention?

No no, it's making me
realize

How awful your
little song and dance in the cafeteria was.

Double detention.

Double detention
on our first day?

Do you guys know
how rare that is?

I mean, you, my friends,
are getting

The full
high school experience.

[all clamoring]

Wait, why are you
putting me in a locker?

Don't forget
the assembly at 2:30.

Let's go.

Hey, guys.

Oh, there you guys are.

You know, back in wisconsin
the lockers felt a lot more roomy.

All right,
settle settle.

Today we have a very
exciting speaker.

Ooh, maybe it'll be
someone inspiring,

Someone we can all
look up to,

Someone who will turn
this whole day around.

Give it up
for chad dylan cooper!

[cheering]

Hey, guys.
Come here, come here, come here.

You the man.

Where my mack fans at?

Who wants a t-shirt?

Give me that thing.
Whoo!

You want a t-shirt?
You got a t-shirt.

Ow.

Yeah, you people are doing
something so important--

Getting an education.

Let me tell you
a little story

About five people
I sort of knew.

Let's call them the cast
of "so random!"

[crowd booing]

I know, I know.
It's okay.

Well, they got an f-minus
on the test of life.

These five people--
they thought they were so funny,

They couldn't
be replaced.

Well, as it turns out,
those five people lost their jobs.

And who knows
where they are now?

Oh, we're right here.

- I love you too!
- What?

I love all of you--
all of you.

Stay in school
and peace out, suckas.

Chad chad chad chad!

He's our last chance
to get out of here.

What happened to
the fun field trip?

I had time to think
when I was in the locker.

This place is a nightmare.
Follow me if you want to live.

Chad! Chad! Chad!

They're attacking.
Protect yourself.

["habanera" from "carmen"
playing]

Whoa.

Did you just...

Think about what it was
like to be unpopular?

- Unemployed?
- Unappreciated?

Under love's spell?

You know, I'm starting
to think

That maybe writing this letter
isn't such a great idea.

- Oh, I'll do it.
- No no no.

Hey, kids, I couldn't
help overhearing

You're unhappy
over a few things.

- What?
- No, we're good.

It's okay.
Look, just jot them down in a letter

And I'll take it over
to mr. Condor.

[clamoring]

This cheese
is totally fine.

You know, just because
we're dressed like princesses

Doesn't mean we have
to act like them.

Yeah, and we're sorry
we were being royal pains.

- See what he did there?
- Yeah, you see?

[all speaking at once]

Well, got an early
day tomorrow.

- Gotta head out.
- See you at 9:30-ish.

- 9:30.
- Yeah.

Dear mr. Condor...

- Just...
- Grady.

- Fine.
- Martha?

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