All language subtitles for Sonny With A Chance s02e04 Sonny with a Song.eng

Eyes closed.
Not peeking.

I don't really
care enough peek.

Coming through,
pushing this big box here.

Both: Ta-dah!
Oh, come on.

Are you guys seriously
building another time machine?

No, it's a box

- For magic tricks.
- Ooh.

So it's a
waste-of-our-time machine.

Yeah, mock if you want,
But there will be magic.

Speaking of magic,
we have a magical guest star on the show this week.

See what I did there?
Actually, I didn't do that much.

I just said the word
"magic" twice.

Anyway, do the words

"number-one
singer-songwriter in the world" mean anything to you?

Yeah, right.
Like we're ever gonna get--

[ screams ]
trey brothers! Trey brothers!

You're so-- so--
Original.

I believe the word you're
groping for, my darling, is "original."

I need one of you kids
to show him around.

Me me me!
Oh, no no no.

I just don't spend the day
with rabid fans

Unless it's for like
charity or something

Or a girl breaks
into my dressing room. You know what I mean?

I heard that, bro.

- I thought he would
give me the hand, man. - I know, I know.

Her.
She's positively indifferent.

It's like she doesn't
even know I'm here.

[ whistles,
snaps finger ]

You're not blind,
are you, love?

No, and I'm not deaf
either.

I just don't really care
that much that you're here.

- What?
- Of course she does.

Of course you do,
right, sonny?

No, it's all right, mate.
Indifferent is different.

It's original.
I like it.

Have her
show me around. Sonny, show him around.

If I gotta.
"if I gotta"? Who are you?

Oh, please.
This guy is just another rock star

With a guitar and an attitude.
I don't see what the big deal is.

Oh, I love this girl.

Whatever.
Just give me a minute, okay?

Trey brothers,
I knew this day would come!

[ phone ringing ]

# off to the races,
I'm going places #

# might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it # # this is the big break

# yeah #
# so far, so great, get with it #

# at least
that's how I see it #

# having a dream
is just the beginning #

# so far, so great,
believe it #

# can't take away
this feeling #

# taking a ride,
chance on my side #

# yeah, I can't wait #

# so far, so great,
so far, so great #

# ba ba da da-da,
ba da da da-da #

# ba ba da da-da,
ba da da da-da #

Are you pleased
to meet me, trey?

[ imitates trey ]
oh, I am, I am, darling.

Stop it.
Brava.

Well played.
I can't believe you tricked me.

Look, tawni,
you don't understand.

No, you don't understand.
I can't believe you tricked me.

I'm so proud.

And I thought
you weren't a hugger.

And I thought you were
above being manipulative to get a boy.

Apparently,
it's opposite day.

Wait wait wait.
I'm not trying to get a boy.

Trey is my favorite
singer-songwriter

And I just want a few minutes
alone with him.

I knew it.
To show him a song that I wrote.

I knew it.
Actually, no.

I didn't know that.
Since when do you write songs?

Well, I've always
written them.

I just never felt comfortable
showing them to anyone.

Even me?
Especially you.

And if a songwriter
as talented as trey likes me,

Then that means I'm good,
you know?

And I won't have to keep
hiding my songs

In my song pillow.
Aww, you have a song pillow?

Yeah.
Can I see it?

No.

Give me the pillow!
I know you're in love with him.

No, I'm not.
My songs!

"girl plus boy
equals joy.

Girl plus boy equals soy.

Girl plus boy
equals annoy."

Annoy?
I didn't write that.

No, I just did.
See, that's how easy it is to write horrible songs.

Okay, look, I wrote those
when I was pretty young.

I know that they're lame.

But this is the song
that I wanted to show him.

"me, myself and time."
Let's hear it.

- What?
- You heard me.

I'm not really
comfortable--

Sing!

♪ I can make the rain stop if I wanna
just by my attitude. ♪

Huh.
Pretty impressive.

- Really?
- Not this song.

Using music to get a musician.
Why didn't I think of that?

I'm not using anything
to try to get him.

I'm just trying to get him
to listen to my song.

Well, I'm gonna have to
think of something original to get him.

I guess I'm gonna
have to keep pretending like I don't know him.

[ knocks ]
hello hello hello. We doing this or what?

Oh, yeah, right.
I totally forgot.

Let's go, ray.

- Trey.
- I know your name.

Okay, come on,
steve.

Steve?
It's not even close. I love it.

So that there is where
your dressing room is.

Over here we have
hair and makeup.

And this is where
we get snacks. And this is--

- He knows who I am.
- No, I don't.

[ laughs ]
yes, you do.

Come on, you're famous,
I'm famous.

Really?
I don't recall seeing you at the last famous meeting.

There are
famous meetings? Don't think of it

More like a party
you're not invited to.

Okay, as much
as I'm enjoying this, Trey brothers,

Ooh, three names.
I like it.

It's very original.
You know what else is original?

A big star like you
appearing on a little show like "so random!"

I see what's
going on here.

You think that
trey being on "so random!"

Is gonna make our show
more popular than "mackenzie falls."

You're scared.
Chad dylon cooper fears nothing.

- Spiders. - Not little ones.
- Heights. - Not little ones.

And I'll have you know
we got a little something

Cooking up our sweater vests
over at "falls" as well.

[ clears throat ]
bangs.

Bangs?
You already have bangs.

Ha!
These are better than bangs.

I call them-- whoo!
Ba-bangs!

Well, I think
it's gonna take

More than that little
forehead beard

If you want to make it
into the next famous meeting, mate.

I mean, you know,
there's other stuff too.

Please, it's not just
the ba-bangs.

And with that,
it's time to bid your ba-bangs ba-bye.

Three, two, one...
Disappear!

Still here.

- What are we doing wrong?
- It's not us, it's him.

You are never
gonna disappear

If you don't believe.
You know what I believe?

I believe this box
doesn't have enough magic or funny in it

- To be on the show.
How about that? - Wow.

- You know what else
it doesn't have enough of? - What?

Air.
No air. Oh, my bad.

Clearly more
rehearsal needed. I'll show you

Hallo, gov'nor.

Fancy some
tea and crumpets,

Bangers and mash,
tawni and trey?

Hmm, I like the sound
of that. Ooh, I like the sound

Some bangers and mash
would really go down a treat right about now.

Would you like
something, love? I'm buying.

Oh, no no, thanks.

This already has been
delicious enough.

And we're walking.

And finally we have
the prop house.

Ooh, fancy.

You know what doesn't make me
sick about you, my love?

You don't seem to care
who I am

Or what it is
that I do. I mean, I know a little.

And I heard you write
your own songs.

You know, I kind of dabble
in songwriting myself.

Dabble?

The problem
with dabblers, sonny,

Is they never do anything
with their music.

And music--
it isn't a hobby.

It's a passion--
a passion, sonny.

And dabblers--
they don't have passion

Except for like dabbling.

All that passion
must make you thirsty.

Come to think of it,
it does.

Have you got
anything fizzy?

Come to think of it,
I do.

Oh.
It's right there in that fridge.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- All right.
- Okay.

I don't see anything
fizzy in here.

Just keep looking.
It gets fizzier the further back you go.

Well, I guess
this will have to do.

Was that thing in here
when we walked in?

I don't know.
Was it? What's this?

"girl plus boy
equals soy."

Oh, yeah, that's just
a song I wrote,

But not the right one.
"toy, poi, ahoy, bok choy."

None of these are right.

Wait wait wait,
these are your songs?

This is a trap, isn't it?
You're another crazed fan.

I'm not crazed!

Okay, that totally
came out crazed.

Well, this is a bit
of a knuckle cruncher now, isn't it?

- Knuckle cruncher?
- Yes, knuckle cruncher,

Goat buffer, sandal waxer.
Am I not speaking english?

I just thought you were
more original than this.

You know how many times
this kind of thing happens to me?

That a girl
of average strength

Drags out an entire piano
to the center of the room

Just so you'd listen
to her songs?

Well, I guess

That is pretty original.
I'll give you that.

Then please give me
five minutes.

Because the song
that I wanted you to hear is just in my dressing room.

I'll give you four minutes
39 seconds.

What?

It just feels more original,
all right? Hop along.

[ moaning ]

- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No one puts marshall

Are you sure?
Get off.

Where is it?
Where is it?

Trey:
# I can make the rain stop if I wanna #

# just with my attitude,
baby... #

Is that my song?

Oh my gosh, he found it.
And he's singing it.

♪ I can take my laptop ♪
♪ record a snapshot ♪

♪ and change your
point of view, baby. ♪

I've got to say, tawni,

Your song is not
complete rubbish.

Wait, tawni's song?
Your song?

Oh, hey, sonny.
You know, I gotta tell you

This whole songwriting thing
is easier than I thought.

See, I wrote this part
a little bouncier,

So you might want
to pick it up.

Your song?
I can't believe you stole my song.

I can't believe
you stole my boyfriend.

- He's not your boyfriend.
- It's not your song.

- It is my song.
- Oh, so you admit it-- he's my boyfriend.

I want my song back.

Let's take it from the top,
and this time with feeling.

I'll give you something
to feel.

[ squealing ]

Trey, that's fantastic.
Is that new?

Yeah, brand spanking.
I call it "me, myself and time"

Because me just wrote it
by myself in no time.

Both:
What?

What a day.
First we get trey brothers on the show.

Now he's making up songs
right here in our prop house.

- Marshall, the song is--
- absolutely,

Something he should
play on tonight's show. Terrific idea, sonny.

Oh, this is gonna
be huge-- huge. We'll do it live-- live.

Let's go.
I'm gonna call the press.

Then we're gonna call my mother.
Oh, no, then she'll know I called the press first.

You know what?
She's not the boss of me.

Hello, mom.
- But marshall-- - shh, sonny.

No, mother,
it is not a lady friend.

I can't believe this.

I know.
Trey is such a phony.

Well, phony must be contagious
because he caught it from you.

This is all your fault.
I mean, you stole my song.

Girl, it's been five minutes.
Walk it off.

Speaking of walking,

Are those boots
comfortable?

Very.

- Are they fast?
- I don't know. - Let's find out.

[ screaming ]

Oh, what's up, suckers?

Hope you randoms are
enjoying your trey brothers,

'cause once people see this
it's all they're gonna talk about.

Bam!

"bangs and fangs."

Oh, that's right.
We all get bitten by vampires

And get
super cool hair.

Is your show
written by monkeys?

Will you relax?

So you found out your hero
is some big song-stealing jerk.

Yeah, well, I also found out
that my roommate

Is some big
song-stealing jerk.

[ song playing ]

Look look look,
trey's rehearsing on our stage.

He's wearing my hat!
And my sparkling magic jacket.

He's stolen something
from all of us.

That's the difference
between your show and mine.

Something like this
happens to me-- not a big deal.

I just
let it roll and--

No no no,
those are my ba-bangs!

Marshall,
where's me tea, eh?

And my fa-fangs!
We just came up with the fa-fangs.

You know what?
Enough.

I don't care
how popular trey is. Once marshall realizes

That he's stolen something
from all of us, there's no way that he'll stand for it.

I'm gonna have to
stand for it.

But marshall, trey brothers
is not who he appears to be.

I don't care who he
appears to be. Trey brothers appearing on "so random!"

Is the biggest thing
that ever happened to this show.

So I need you kids funny.
I need trey brothers singing.

And now because of sonny
I gotta find a lady friend.

All right, 10 minutes
to showtime, people. Let's go.

And somebody get me
a lady friend!

This is so unfair.

I know.
If trey goes out there and says that's his song,

Nobody will ever believe
that tawni wrote it.

I wrote it.

Really? When did you
start writing songs?

She's been stuffing them
in a pillow.

Can we just focus,
please?

This is about
not letting trey brothers get away with this.

And I know that if I can
just pin him down for five minutes

I can talk some sense
into him.

Well, we'd love to help,
but all we have is this magic box

That everybody seems
to get trapped in, so useless, right?

"unclaimed original ideas."

Might as well say
"property of trey brothers."

Presto!
Ha!

There's no unclaimed
original ideas in here. Am I missing something?

- A conscience? - No.
- Your pride? - No.

- Your integrity?
- No no no, never had any of that.

Oh, that's right.
Because if you did, you'd probably feel bad

For stealing a song
that didn't belong to you.

Look, if I didn't steal
tawni's song--

- My song.
- It would have sat in her song pillow.

My song pillow.

Wow, you're a possessive
little bird, aren't you?

But the point is
if I don't sing a song,

No one's ever gonna hear it.
And you want to know why?

Why?

Because you're a dabbler.

- You take that back.
- Dabbler, dabbler.

Dabbler, dabbler,
dabbler, dabbler.

- Marshall: Trey, trey.
- Dabbler, dabbler.

- Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler.
- Is trey in there?

Oh, yeah, he's doing
some vocal exercises.

Get him out of there.
Two minutes to showtime.

Dabbler, dabbler,
dabbler, dabbler...

You know what?
Fine, trey, you win.

But let me just
tell you something--

- I used to admire you.
- Dabbler, dabbler...

I wanted you to tell me
that my songs were good.

- But now I don't even care...
- Dabbler, dabbler...

Because you're just
a lying, self-serving, song-stealing phony.

[ stops speaking ]

- Tawni?
- You're right. I am a lying,

Self-serving,
song-stealing phony.

How did I get
in this box? Where's trey?

- How did tawni get in the box?
- And how did you make it work?

I don't know.
I just knocked on it and then he disappeared.

- Knocking.
- Mm-hmm.

Where's trey?
The show is starting. She made him

Disappear?
What do you mean, disappear?

The press is out there.
My mother's out there.

My new lady friend
is out there.

Announcer:
Are you ready to get so random?

Trey needs to get out there.
Everyone's expecting

To hear his new
original song.

Sonny should sing
the song.

She wrote it.
She should sing it.

What? No.
No no no, I didn't want to sing it.

I just wanted people
to know that it was mine.

And besides,
you know me--

I'm more of a dabbler
anyways--

Dabbler, dabbler,
dabbler.

If you don't sing it,
honey, I will.

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, singing her original song

"me, myself and time,"
sonny munroe!

[ crowd cheering ]
[ playing song ]

♪ I can make the rain stop
if I wanna ♪ ♪ just by my attitude ♪

♪ I can take my laptop,
record a snapshot ♪

♪ and change
your point of view ♪

♪ I just entered
this brand new world ♪

♪ and I'm so
open-hearted ♪

♪ I know I've got
a long way to go ♪

♪ but I'm, I'm just
getting started ♪

♪ I'm over my head
and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm doing my best
not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be
what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try ♪

♪ 'cause I'm living the dream
and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm trying my best
not to blow it, to blow it ♪

♪ and I know
everything will be fine ♪

♪ with me, myself ♪
♪ and time ♪

♪ time ♪

♪ I go where life takes me
but some days it makes me ♪

♪ want to change
my direction ♪

♪ sometimes it gets lonely,
but I know that it's only ♪

♪ a matter of
my perception ♪

♪ I just entered
this brand new world ♪

♪ and I'm so
open-hearted ♪

♪ I know I've got
a long way to go ♪

♪ but I'm, I'm just
getting started ♪

♪ I'm over my head
and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm doing my best
not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be
what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try ♪

♪ 'cause I'm living the dream
and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm trying my best
not to blow it, to blow it ♪

♪ and I know
everything will be fine ♪

♪ with me, myself
and time ♪

♪ and, baby, there's nothing
like this moment ♪

♪ so just be real and
let the truth be spoken ♪

♪ whatever's broke,
I can make it unbroken ♪

♪ turn the lead in my head
into something golden ♪

♪ just try more love ♪

♪ if I just try
more love ♪ ♪ then I'll find

♪ in time ♪

# I'm over my head
and I know it, I know it #

♪ I'm doing my best
not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be
what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try... ♪

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- Who knew?
- She's great, right?

It's opposite day.

- Oh.
- Oh.

♪ myself and time ♪

♪ I'll find myself
in time ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ I'll find myself ♪

♪ in time. ♪

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Listen, sorry I stole
your look, you know.

So here's your bangs
and here's your fangs.

Man over speakers:
Trey dylan cooper, your limo's here.

You took my name.

And your limo.
Peace out, sucka!

Get back here,
you can take the bangs,

But I want my limo.

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