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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:21,134 Granny? 2 00:00:21,106 --> 00:00:22,407 Tawni! You're supposed to tell us what you made. 3 00:00:22,912 --> 00:00:24,379 I'm making a movie. Look. 4 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:26,162 The website for the new gassie movie's up. 5 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:28,087 oh! 6 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:31,288 Why is gassie's head bigger than mine? 7 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:33,276 Well, I'm not sure that it is. 8 00:00:33,273 --> 00:00:35,969 But it could be because gassie's the star of the movie, 9 00:00:35,943 --> 00:00:37,911 "gassie and we." 10 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:40,542 - Check it out! Check it out! - We're not doing that sketch. 11 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:44,051 No, it's here-- the first-ever "gassie & we" lunch box! 12 00:00:43,997 --> 00:00:45,665 - You ready? - Yeah yeah. 13 00:00:45,673 --> 00:00:48,174 yeah! 14 00:00:48,155 --> 00:00:49,962 That's gross! You want people to buy that 15 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,499 And then put food in it? 16 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,082 Gross sells, sister. 17 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,664 So you guys come up with the money 18 00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:56,710 - To mass-produce these? - Relax, we have a deal. 19 00:00:56,707 --> 00:00:58,610 I told you we'd come up with the money. 20 00:00:58,611 --> 00:01:01,449 while you guys are busy cashing in on a movie 21 00:01:01,418 --> 00:01:03,085 That hasn't even been shot yet, 22 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:06,129 You're forgetting who made this movie possible. 23 00:01:06,092 --> 00:01:08,795 Who can toot on command? 24 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,037 Were you about to pet gassie? 25 00:01:11,025 --> 00:01:13,527 Hey, bella. - Yeah, I was just telling him 26 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,709 - What a good boy you are! - That is so adorable. 27 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:18,300 I just want to pinch your cheek. 28 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,845 - oh. Really? - No! 29 00:01:20,824 --> 00:01:23,324 I am his trainer and no one talks to gassie 30 00:01:23,305 --> 00:01:24,505 But me! 31 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,064 Now come! 32 00:01:26,077 --> 00:01:28,781 Not you! Stay! Come! 33 00:01:29,496 --> 00:01:31,263 Not you! Sit! 34 00:01:31,269 --> 00:01:33,906 Gassie! Come. 35 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,441 How long do you think we have to sit here? 36 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,504 * off to the races, I'm going places * 37 00:01:45,489 --> 00:01:48,457 * might be a long shot, not gonna waste it * 38 00:01:48,422 --> 00:01:53,326 * this is the big break and it's calling my name * 39 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,260 * yeah * 40 00:01:55,257 --> 00:01:58,059 * so far, so great, get with it * 41 00:01:58,029 --> 00:02:00,964 * at least that's how I see it * 42 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:04,565 * having a dream is just the beginning * 43 00:02:04,507 --> 00:02:07,410 * so far, so great, believe it * 44 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,447 * can't take away this feeling * 45 00:02:10,408 --> 00:02:13,278 * taking a ride, with chance on my side * 46 00:02:13,246 --> 00:02:15,214 * yeah, I can't wait * 47 00:02:15,213 --> 00:02:19,583 * so far, so great, so far, so great * 48 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:23,069 * ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da * 49 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:25,983 * ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da * 50 00:02:25,948 --> 00:02:27,050 * yow! * 51 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,553 Okay, you know what? This is ridiculous. 52 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,128 We've been like this for half an hour. 53 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:36,908 I think we can get up. 54 00:02:36,913 --> 00:02:38,247 ow! 55 00:02:38,268 --> 00:02:41,203 - I just can't. - Oh! My leg! 56 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:44,208 Got a cramp. Just gotta massage it-- 57 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:46,433 Bella is so strict. 58 00:02:46,423 --> 00:02:49,692 "don't pet gassie! Don't touch gassie!" 59 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:51,447 She's terrible to "gassie"! 60 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:54,853 I mean, dogs need love. You guys get that, right? 61 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,938 - No, not really. - All: Nah. No. 62 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:59,132 I just need love as a person. 63 00:02:59,123 --> 00:03:01,491 So you guys don't care about gassie at all? 64 00:03:01,477 --> 00:03:03,411 no. Not really. 65 00:03:03,411 --> 00:03:04,778 She's good for the lunch boxes though-- 66 00:03:04,797 --> 00:03:07,232 And all you care about is the movie? 67 00:03:07,214 --> 00:03:08,949 yes, I mean-- 68 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,491 - Lunch boxes- - - I got a big role this year! 69 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:14,273 - Well, it's pretty clear-- - tawni: Finally. 70 00:03:14,244 --> 00:03:16,045 Ah. The sky is clear-- 71 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:19,453 I haven't even said anything yet! 72 00:03:19,402 --> 00:03:21,437 - What? You can see into the future? - Okay, while you guys 73 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:24,002 Are group-rumbling, I'm gonna go pet gassie. 74 00:03:25,785 --> 00:03:28,987 That's a bad idea. 75 00:03:42,218 --> 00:03:46,588 gassie! Aww. 76 00:03:46,795 --> 00:03:48,295 There you are. 77 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,144 You know, I used to have a dog just like you 78 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:51,415 In wisconsin. 79 00:03:51,437 --> 00:03:53,405 Yep, except he was a beagle 80 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:56,106 With three legs and one eye. 81 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,550 We called him lucky, or-- or limpy 82 00:03:59,498 --> 00:04:01,733 Or blindy. 83 00:04:01,722 --> 00:04:03,690 But you know, it didn't matter what we called him 84 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:06,591 Because he was deaf too. 85 00:04:06,558 --> 00:04:08,693 But you know what else he loved? 86 00:04:08,686 --> 00:04:10,654 We think. 87 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,185 Meatballs. 88 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,000 Yeah, you smell? 89 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,706 Aww. 90 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,482 I bet she never feeds you treats, huh? 91 00:04:18,454 --> 00:04:19,955 Gassie! 92 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,270 Gassie, go! Go! 93 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,526 Hurry! Hurry! 94 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:29,409 Gassie! 95 00:04:31,641 --> 00:04:34,443 - What are you doing here? - nothin'. 96 00:04:34,414 --> 00:04:36,048 Were you playing with gassie? 97 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:38,092 Mm-mm. 98 00:04:41,602 --> 00:04:44,070 I'm watching you. 99 00:04:52,141 --> 00:04:54,910 Oh. You heard bella, gassie. 100 00:04:54,881 --> 00:04:57,350 She doesn't want me playing with you anymore. 101 00:04:57,332 --> 00:04:59,733 But she didn't say anything 102 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,219 About you playing with me! 103 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,503 I'll take that as a yes. Come on, gassie! 104 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:10,370 Okay, you just found out your boyfriend's a vampire. 105 00:05:10,304 --> 00:05:12,005 You're torn, confused. 106 00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:15,283 You've got two holes in your neck. What do you do?! 107 00:05:15,236 --> 00:05:17,037 And action! 108 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:18,508 Cut! Cut! 109 00:05:18,524 --> 00:05:20,558 Who is farting while I'm directing, huh? 110 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:27,883 Sorry, chad. 111 00:05:27,904 --> 00:05:30,038 I was just taking gassie out 112 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:32,266 And whenever he hears "action," he, uh-- 113 00:05:32,256 --> 00:05:34,824 --does that. 114 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:39,156 I can't believe even your audience finds that funny. 115 00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:41,891 Well, believe it because gassie here 116 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:44,398 Is about to star with the cast of " so random!"... 117 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,977 In a major motion picture. 118 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:48,758 - That's ridiculous. - Gassie is amazingly talented. 119 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:51,232 well, yeah, but you guys aren't. So-- 120 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:55,550 Look, I didn't come here to argue, okay? 121 00:05:55,532 --> 00:05:57,866 I came here to give gassie a little dog time. 122 00:05:57,853 --> 00:05:59,387 You know, run around in the grass, 123 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,934 Sniff the trees. 124 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:03,948 Yeah, it's just that the trees are cardboard 125 00:06:03,912 --> 00:06:05,312 And the grass is plastic... 126 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,699 'cause this is a set! 127 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,367 Oh well, good. 128 00:06:10,386 --> 00:06:12,086 Then I guess what gassie's doing 129 00:06:12,094 --> 00:06:14,062 Over there on that bush won't kill it. 130 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,629 - Come on, gassie. - oh. You-- 131 00:06:21,894 --> 00:06:24,062 - what's up? - Okay. 132 00:06:24,053 --> 00:06:25,620 Tell me again how we're getting the money 133 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:27,467 For the lunch boxes? 134 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,337 I te-heh-heh-texted a friend 135 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:30,808 Who chirped an acquaintance 136 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,258 Who facechummed a relative 137 00:06:32,274 --> 00:06:34,843 Who knows someone who could loan us the money. 138 00:06:34,822 --> 00:06:36,155 Oh, okay. Got it. 139 00:06:36,175 --> 00:06:38,176 - Got it. Got it! - What's up? I see why-- 140 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:41,877 Yeah-- - tell me again why we're dressed like this! 141 00:06:41,817 --> 00:06:44,352 I told you. The person who's loaning us the money 142 00:06:44,332 --> 00:06:46,000 Needed to be able to recognize us. 143 00:06:46,008 --> 00:06:49,678 So you went with matador and viking?! 144 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,920 Where is this coming from? 145 00:06:50,941 --> 00:06:52,475 Our go-to costumes have always been 146 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:53,822 The matador and the viking. 147 00:06:53,843 --> 00:06:56,277 I'm just saying, man, I always pictured myself 148 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,161 As the matador! 149 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:01,411 Check it, g. The money! 150 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:02,850 I don't know, man. 151 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,734 These kind of shady deals made over facechum, 152 00:07:04,736 --> 00:07:06,370 They always have strings attached. 153 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,748 Are you serious? 154 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,668 I have 1,000 facechum chums. 155 00:07:14,569 --> 00:07:16,737 Whoa! 156 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,062 what's happening?! 157 00:07:18,082 --> 00:07:20,250 There really is a string attached, man! Hold on! 158 00:07:20,243 --> 00:07:22,044 Oh, man! 159 00:07:22,048 --> 00:07:24,216 don't let go! 160 00:07:29,302 --> 00:07:31,169 - Gentlemen. - Dakota? 161 00:07:31,171 --> 00:07:33,773 - You're the money man? - And you're the viking? 162 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:37,253 - I know, right? - Viking, pick me up. 163 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,367 Oh, okay. 164 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:42,794 you have very nice blue eyes. 165 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,844 Oh, why, thank you. 166 00:07:44,838 --> 00:07:46,406 It would be a real shame if you lost one! 167 00:07:46,418 --> 00:07:49,486 - Oh, yeah, it would. - Now hand me to the matador! 168 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:50,881 Okay, here you go. 169 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:54,143 Hola. 170 00:07:54,154 --> 00:07:57,489 If you two don't pay me back every single dime, 171 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:58,776 - With interest-- - mm-hmm. 172 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:00,430 --I'm gonna tell my daddy. 173 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:01,703 your daddy? 174 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:04,049 - But your daddy's our boss. - Exactly. 175 00:08:04,036 --> 00:08:05,903 So you better not let me down. 176 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,472 - Okay. - Now let me down! 177 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:09,286 - Okay. - Put her down. 178 00:08:10,773 --> 00:08:13,508 Now take my money and make us rich... 179 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,914 Or else. 180 00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:24,073 I've got a good feeling about this. 181 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:26,906 What?! 182 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,811 Get the money. 183 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:33,313 Okay, everyone, five minutes to show time. 184 00:08:33,258 --> 00:08:35,760 Cast and crew, we're five minutes to show time. 185 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:39,333 I had fun with you today. 186 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,421 but nobody can know, okay? 187 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,884 - Bella: Gassie! - Especially her. 188 00:08:44,865 --> 00:08:46,532 - Tawni: Sonny! - And her. 189 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:51,257 Hey hey. - Look at the new poster for "gassie and me." 190 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,807 You mean "gassie and we"? 191 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,761 Why does everything have to be about you, sonny? 192 00:08:57,727 --> 00:09:00,795 no! 193 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:04,660 - Is gassie okay? - He can't fart! 194 00:09:04,593 --> 00:09:06,594 - He can't? - No. 195 00:09:06,591 --> 00:09:08,960 Someone must have played with him. Someone must have pet him. 196 00:09:08,944 --> 00:09:11,846 Someone must have showed him some love! 197 00:09:11,814 --> 00:09:15,484 Love? That's horrible. 198 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,693 Yeah, it's horrible. Do you have any idea 199 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,083 How many dogs in the whole world 200 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,268 Can communicate through their butt cheeks? 201 00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:24,192 - Seven? - One! 202 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,691 One dog in the whole world 203 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,177 And now he's been silenced! 204 00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:32,827 Bella, bells, 205 00:09:32,769 --> 00:09:34,937 Bellisimo-- 206 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,496 You know, gassie's a pro. 207 00:09:36,508 --> 00:09:38,543 I'm sure once that spotlight hits him, 208 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:41,907 - He'll be back to his old self. - You better be right! 209 00:09:41,859 --> 00:09:45,095 Gassie, to the stage! 210 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,079 Are you ready to get "so random!"? 211 00:09:51,443 --> 00:09:54,845 all right, granny, time for the family picnic. 212 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:58,562 I made my potatey salad. 213 00:09:58,534 --> 00:10:01,002 What did you make, gassie? 214 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,041 did you hear me, gassie? 215 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:09,349 I said, what did you make? 216 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:13,824 Why isn't gassie letting one rip? 217 00:10:14,911 --> 00:10:16,678 You know what, y'all? 218 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,186 I'm gonna go find out what gassie made. 219 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,367 yeah. 220 00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:29,950 So, gassie, uh, having a good summer? 221 00:10:31,093 --> 00:10:33,961 You think a twister's comin', gassie? 222 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:38,244 That doesn't sound like gassie. 223 00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:41,417 Okay, that one sounded like a duck. 224 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,211 - Something's wrong. - Gassie toots in e minor. 225 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,881 That sounds like a b-flat. 226 00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:51,109 Folks, we're experiencing gastrointestinal difficulties. 227 00:10:51,077 --> 00:10:52,877 We'll be right back. 228 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,757 sonny! 229 00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:02,448 You're fart-synching for gassie?! 230 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:03,757 I knew it! 231 00:11:03,776 --> 00:11:06,178 You're the reason gassie is gasless! 232 00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:09,531 You broke his wind! 233 00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:13,518 - Wait, gassie can't toot? - No toot means no movie! 234 00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:16,348 No movie means no kids buying lunch boxes. 235 00:11:16,315 --> 00:11:18,449 No kids buying lunch boxes means no money. 236 00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:21,010 what do you have to say for yourself? 237 00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:31,587 Thanks a lot, sonny. 238 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,208 8,000 butt-burpin' lunch boxes 239 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:37,789 That we'll never get to sell because there's no gassie movie. 240 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:40,098 You had to love! 241 00:11:42,986 --> 00:11:46,321 Yeah, sonny, without gassie, these heinie-honkers-- - 242 00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:48,275 Are just a broken dream. 243 00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:52,089 Look, you guys, I know you're mad. 244 00:11:54,624 --> 00:11:57,859 But what I'm trying to say is-- 245 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,664 Oh, come on, people! 246 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,085 No, you come on! 247 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,704 That dog was perfectly happy being unhappy. 248 00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:08,717 Why can't you just learn to leave bad enough alone? 249 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,681 I'm sorry, 250 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,246 I just like doggies. 251 00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:16,127 Well, here you go. Gassie is all yours. 252 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,599 What do you mean, all mine? 253 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,100 I have no use for him now. 254 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,983 All he is is a dog. I don't like dogs. 255 00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:23,586 I like money. 256 00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:25,997 Every time his tail went up, money came out. 257 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,048 Now, nothin'! 258 00:12:28,044 --> 00:12:29,811 Goodbye, gassie! 259 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,889 - Every time something-- - you are-- 260 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,814 okay, you know what? 261 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:38,117 Enough with the group grumbling. 262 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:40,038 I'm gonna put an end to this group grumbling 263 00:12:40,037 --> 00:12:42,138 Once and for all. And you want to know how? 264 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,201 I'm gonna fix gassie-- 265 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,197 Not by yelling, not by intimidation, 266 00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:50,797 But with a kind voice and a bucketful of meatballs. 267 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:53,641 So tawni, you write your oscar speech. 268 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,877 Zora, grady, nico, 269 00:12:56,831 --> 00:12:58,432 You unpack those lunch boxes. 270 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,945 Because gassie's coming back, baby. 271 00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:02,393 Better than ever! 272 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,109 Yeah! 273 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,084 No! 274 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,784 Please tell me he's sleeping. 275 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:12,330 - Um, okay, he's sleeping. - Don't lie to me! 276 00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:15,011 - What did you do? - I don't know! 277 00:13:14,982 --> 00:13:16,816 It was going so well. 278 00:13:16,819 --> 00:13:19,087 I told him to sit and he sat. 279 00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:21,677 I told him to roll over, he rolled over. 280 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,223 I told him to play dead, 281 00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:24,935 He... Died! 282 00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:30,830 Ewww. 283 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,943 You gotta feel this. 284 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,340 I am not gonna feel that. 285 00:13:38,354 --> 00:13:41,022 It's come to my attention 286 00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:42,597 That your lunch box plan 287 00:13:42,609 --> 00:13:44,777 Has hit a bit of a... 288 00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:46,436 Dead end. 289 00:13:46,445 --> 00:13:48,279 Well well well, dakota, 290 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:51,585 Being the smart, level-headed businesswoman you are, 291 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:54,740 I'm sure you understand that with all business ventures, 292 00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:56,899 - There is risk. - Yes, risk. 293 00:13:56,889 --> 00:13:58,857 - It's just there. - Well well, yeah yeah. 294 00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:01,291 Business, whoo! 295 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,000 Yeah, and here's one of them. 296 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,201 - Gimme my money! - Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa! 297 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,860 evil! 298 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:10,003 Zora? What are you doing in there? 299 00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:11,929 I thought you checked the sarcophagus! - I did! 300 00:14:11,929 --> 00:14:13,764 There must have been a secret door. 301 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,867 Silence! What is she doing in here? 302 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,096 Nothing that concerns you... 303 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,851 Freak show. 304 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,494 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 305 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:25,637 You're like a ticking time bomb! 306 00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,963 Oh, zora! Oh! Oh! Stop! Stop! 307 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,919 Actually, funny story-- 308 00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:32,417 Dakota lent us the money to pay 309 00:14:32,431 --> 00:14:34,865 For the lunch boxes you invented. 310 00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:38,117 You put me in business with evil?! 311 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:41,107 hey! That's what makes it funny is-- 312 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:44,647 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 313 00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:47,216 hands off! Hands off... 314 00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:49,129 Till I get my money back! 315 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:52,132 Guys, relax, okay? 316 00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,696 We have a plan 317 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,777 To get rid of these boxes and get you your money back. 318 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,539 No-- no, we don't. 319 00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:02,313 no, I know we don't. 320 00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:04,752 But they don't know that. 321 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,668 Oh, yeah. 322 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,436 Why would you do something like that? ! - Secret door! 323 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,709 Where's my secret door? 324 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,147 Knock knock. 325 00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:20,038 Hey. 326 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,575 Hey, so-- I heard. 327 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:25,591 - You all right? - I guess. 328 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,464 Well, I've got just the way to cheer you up. 329 00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:33,522 I'm gonna make you a balloon animal. 330 00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:36,540 Thanks. 331 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:38,749 You know, I just never realized 332 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,642 How much everything reminds me of him. 333 00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,173 When I throw a ball, grady chases it. 334 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:49,576 Poor nico hates the mailman. 335 00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:52,512 And zora she chews on-- 336 00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:56,142 oh-ho, gassie! 337 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,518 sonny-- 338 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:02,171 - Sonny, it was the balloon. - It's too soon! 339 00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:06,677 And this is the real reason I came here. 340 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:08,725 You're in no condition to plan the memorial service 341 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,423 That gassie deserves. 342 00:16:10,431 --> 00:16:14,835 - I know, but who's gonna do it? - Well, I will. 343 00:16:15,622 --> 00:16:17,756 We'll do it at the falls. 344 00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:19,717 He was always so happy at the falls. 345 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,334 He loved those cardboard trees. 346 00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:26,027 Just leave everything to me. 347 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,668 Really? 348 00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:31,480 You promise gassie's memorial will be poignant, 349 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,485 Intimate and tasteful? 350 00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:35,480 I wouldn't have it any other way. 351 00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:38,280 ♪ oh, we're gonna miss gassie ♪ 352 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,653 ♪ he's tootin' no more ♪ 353 00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:42,972 ♪ his smell was sassy ♪ 354 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,561 ♪ he's tootin' no more ♪ 355 00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:47,773 ♪ that stench has drifted ♪ 356 00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:50,032 ♪ to heaven on high ♪ 357 00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:53,022 ♪ oh, he's goin' to that doghouse ♪ 358 00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:57,490 ♪ in the sky. ♪ 359 00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,582 And cue the heavenly sunset. 360 00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:06,346 - chad! - Hmm? 361 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,698 - What is all this? - Oh, hold on, sonny. 362 00:17:08,685 --> 00:17:10,352 Hey, make sure you get a wide shot 363 00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:11,828 Of the mourners. 364 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:14,578 Oh my gosh! You're directing this?! 365 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:17,686 Well, someone's has to make sure the gassie memorial d.V.D. Looks good. Huh? 366 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:21,582 you said the gassie memorial was going to be tasteful. 367 00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:24,617 - What is tasteful about that?! - Nico: Thank you. 368 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,630 These are selling huge! 369 00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,073 This is great! 370 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,724 We were only gonna get $9. 95 for these 371 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,501 When they were just gassie lunch boxes. - Yeah. 372 00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,809 But as gold-painted coffins, we're cleaning up. 373 00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,998 Cha-ching! 374 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:39,391 Gassie would have wanted you to have this... 375 00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:41,242 For 20 bucks. 376 00:17:42,373 --> 00:17:44,041 Cha-ching! 377 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,612 Cha-ching! 378 00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:52,006 Welcome, friends. I'm tawni hart. 379 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:56,081 I was supposed to star in gassie's movie "gassie and me." 380 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:57,674 It's "we"! 381 00:17:57,683 --> 00:17:59,184 Whatever. 382 00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:02,866 It was a great role that the world will never see. 383 00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:06,043 Goodbye, old friend. 384 00:18:07,449 --> 00:18:10,017 Sit. Stay. 385 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,893 Forever. 386 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:17,290 good luck following that. 387 00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:22,023 And now a few words from miss sonny munroe. 388 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,246 I didn't prepare a speech. 389 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,045 Not to worry, that's why I wrote one for you. 390 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,670 Cue cards. 391 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,643 "silent but deadly. 392 00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:44,682 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. 393 00:18:44,651 --> 00:18:46,618 These are just a few of the words 394 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:49,785 That come to mind when we think of gassie. 395 00:18:51,387 --> 00:18:53,222 He was a star among stars." 396 00:18:53,225 --> 00:18:55,159 Cue the stars! Cue the stars! 397 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,237 Okay, really? 398 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:03,258 Mini-coffins! Get your gassie memorial mini-coffins! 399 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:05,722 - Oh, honey! I'll take one. - Okay! Come on, girl! 400 00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:07,269 I got you! - You know what? That's enough! 401 00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:10,350 People! You people should be ashamed of yourselves! 402 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:12,613 movies! 403 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,101 D.V.D.S! 404 00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:16,150 Mini-coffins! 405 00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:18,915 All of you saw him as nothing more 406 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:20,986 Than a tooting a.T.M.! 407 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:24,216 When I saw him, I saw a wonderful, 408 00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,739 Sweet animal who loved to run and play 409 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:29,152 And eat meatballs. 410 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,869 All he would have wanted was a simple send-off 411 00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:32,510 And a moment of silence. 412 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,287 Can we at least give him that? 413 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,294 gassie farted 414 00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:42,258 From the great beyond. 415 00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,824 No, he didn't. Look. 416 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,235 Gassie, you're alive! 417 00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:48,459 I still have a movie career! 418 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,718 I mean, isn't this a miracle? 419 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:54,396 He was probably in shock 420 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:56,347 From all those meatballs you fed him. 421 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,680 You know what? 422 00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,502 I didn't just feed him meatballs, 423 00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:02,007 I fed him love-- 424 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:05,056 Something he's been starved of his entire life. 425 00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:07,688 Did I overfeed him? Maybe. 426 00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:12,521 But it was the best meal that I ever served. 427 00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:16,767 Is it true, gassie? 428 00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:20,491 Did she stuff you with all the love I never gave you? 429 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:24,267 I only treated you as mumsy treated me. 430 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,058 But no more. 431 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:29,906 There there. There there. 432 00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:32,947 There. 433 00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,414 Cue the happy ending! 434 00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:38,319 Oh, uh, yeah-- happy ending. 435 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,788 * that stench is back * 436 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,271 ♪ from heaven on high ♪ 437 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:45,252 ♪ oh, gassie's not going ♪ 438 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:49,019 ♪ to that doghouse in the sky. ♪ 439 00:20:55,661 --> 00:20:58,931 Okay, you've just stolen a crystal skull. 440 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,812 There's a giant boulder rolling after you. 441 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:03,120 The natives are closing in. You're scared, you're confused. 442 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,808 What happens if they catch you? 443 00:21:04,816 --> 00:21:07,784 And action! 444 00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:10,051 Gassie. 445 00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:15,192 gassie! 446 00:21:25,739 --> 00:21:27,506 nice one. 447 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:30,113 Give me paw! 448 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:34,713 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31302

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