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Oh, Am un cupon pentru asta
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Fii atenta la imbracamintea lui.
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Am o conditie.
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Raios raios.
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Fii atenta la partile lui de pui.
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Fii atenta la gatul lui de pui!
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Fii atenta la mainile lui de gaina!
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Se numesc aripi.
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Fii atenta: El crede ca noi
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Stiti ceva? Uitati de asta.
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Touchy touchy.
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Let's dancy dancy.
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"They're the best of friends,
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"with the worst of 'tudes,
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"they're the check-it-out girls,
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"they'll be checkin' out for you'
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"check it out."
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Great rehearsal, girls.
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You two together-- goldy goldy.
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Speaking of gold, I have a
golden opportunity for you.
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See what I did there?
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As you know, the check-it-out
girls are a very big deal
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All over the world, especially
in the country of glendovia.
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Ooh, glendovia! - I was
just on the phone with them.
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They're having a big red-carpet event and
they want the check-it-out girls there.
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- I'm there!
- Me too!
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Goody goody!
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Bo but not with her!
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We were just goody goody!
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"off to the races,
I'm going places
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* might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it *
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* this is the big break and
it's calling my name *
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* yeah! *
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* so far, so great, get with it *
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* at least that's how I see it *
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* having a dream is just
the beginning *
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* so far, so great, believe it *
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* can't take away this feeling *
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* taking a ride with
chance on my side *
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* yeah, I can't wait *
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* so far, so great *
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* so far, so great *
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I don't know why you're packing. You're not
going anywhere until you apologize.
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I don't know why you're packing
because I'm not apologizing.
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Of course you're apologizing.
It's your thing.
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You apologize.
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It's the circle of life.
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Circle.
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And here's what I think
about your circle.
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what are you doing to my circle?
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- I'm ripping it!
- Give me that.
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Got it!
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And now your circle's gone.
Look at it fly away!
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Oh! Oh, really?
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Well, look at it flying back.
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Ooh-- got it!
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- Now apologize!
- Not apologizing!
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But I am going...
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Before you do.
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Nah nah!
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- Ripping!
- Ahh!
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- Gluing!
- Crumbling!
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Oh, no!
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- Punching!
- Scratching!
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Oh!
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Shoving!
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Who wears sequins to the airport?!
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I do! You're just jealous
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'cause you won't look
as cute as me!
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Drive! Drive!
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- Hi.
- 19¢.
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19. 19? It's an
interesting number, 19.
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It's not like 16, which is sweet.
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And then-- and then 18,
you can vote. Yeah!
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But what is 19?
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The price of a banana. Next.
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Thank you.
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- How'd it go?
- Not even a smile.
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And "19" was my best small talk.
I can't go any smaller.
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And my $1.24 muffin rap
should have sealed the deal!
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I guess we're just not her type.
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Boys, there's someone
I'd like you to meet.
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This is dinka!
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meet you please nice.
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As part of our comedy exchange
program with glendovia,
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They got sonny and tawni;
we got this funny guy right here.
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Oh, glendovia's calling.
Boys, make him feel at home.
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Kafka? How are you?
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Oh, nice 'stache, dude!
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How old are you?
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Eh, 14, dude.
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With a mustache like that?
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I know, it is less than
my father's. But someday
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It will be as thick as my sister's!
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Ahh, shnakie!
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Look at him: He actually
thinks he's got a shot at her
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With those clothes and that
ridiculous poodle on his lip.
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Yeah.
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See? Even she's laughing.
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Wait a minute, she's laughing.
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What does he have
that we don't have?
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- 's time to 'stache up.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, well, the check-it-out
girls are on their way.
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Yeah, they were practically killing
themselves to get into the limo.
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All right, say hi
to tawni and sonny.
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Oh hi, sonny.
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Sonny!
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What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be on a plane.
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- I jumped.
- You had a parachute?
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Not out of the plane;
out of the limo.
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Let tawni have her fancy
european adventure.
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Let her be mobbed by adoring fans.
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Let her be wooed by
gorgeous boys with accents.
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- Pushed you out, didn't she?
- Yeah!
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But glendovia is expecting
two check-it-out girls.
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Well, they're getting one.
Until tawni apologizes,
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She'll be walking down that
red carpet all by herself
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- Saying--
- "check it out! Check it out!"
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Exactly. Who are you?
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Oh, he's part of the
glendovian exchange program.
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Sonny, dinka; dinka, sonny.
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Sonny, dinka! Dinka, sonny!
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Sonny, dinka!
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In glendovia,
we do not shake; we sing!
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♪ sonny, dinka, dinka, sonny ♪
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♪ dinka, sonny, sonny, dinka ♪
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♪ dinka, sonny, sonny, dinka ♪
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♪ I like you! ♪
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Every person!
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♪ sonny, dinka ♪
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♪ dinka, sonny ♪
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♪ you're not tawni and
that's why I like you ♪
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♪ hey! ♪
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Hello, glendovia, and thank you
for this wonderful reception!
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I've got plenty of photos,
so if you all line up
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Between the chicken and
other other chicken--
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Why are there chickens?
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Tanya! You've arrived!
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It's tawni.
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And what's that smell?
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It is glendovia.
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Welcome. We are so happy
to have you, big event.
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I am kafka.
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I am confused. I was expecting
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A little more clapping and
a little less clucking.
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There is a limo to my hotel, right?
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Of course. Lee moe!
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Who is this?
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This is lee moe. You said
you wanted ride to hotel.
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I don't want to be insensitive.
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Chicken?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I just thought--
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Oh, my goodness! Oh,
my gosh! What was I thinking?
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I was gonna hop on his back.
He was gonna run off?
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Now you get on.
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So that was the prop house,
and this is where--
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Oh, you do the checking out!
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I've seen many times
on the "webinet."
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So why do you only send
tawni to glendovia?
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Is she #1 check-it-out girl?
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No! I mean, there is no #1.
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I mean, we're-- we're a team.
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Ah, like two ox pulling one cart.
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Exactly.
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But if you've ever seen
two ox pull one cart,
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There's always one ox that's
just a little bit stronger.
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Well, tawni thinks she's the
stronger ox, but she's not.
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Well, this is plain to see because
of the width of your klavin
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And your highly-defined toshlik.
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Thank you.
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I mean, it's about time somebody
noticed my toshlik.
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Now I'm just gonna put my
toshlik on the line here
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And say that I don't need her.
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You know? I can check
it out with anybody.
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Oh oh oh! I am anybody!
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I am anybody! Pick dinka!
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Well, this is an exchange program.
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So sure-- let's
exchange you with tawni.
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How would you like to
be my check-it-out guy?
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Oh oh, I was born to
be check-it-out guy.
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Check itut! Check out!
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This is my hotel room?
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There's a hole in the roof.
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And there's hay on the floor.
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Nothing but the best for
the #1 check-it-out girl.
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Look, you think I'm
staying in this dump?
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I'm the #1 check-it-out
girl? Really?
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I don't see another one so
that makes you the only one.
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And if you are the only one,
that makes you the #1!
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Finally, somebody besides me
had the courage to say it!
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And it sounds even
better with an accent.
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Good. Now relax
and enjoy your stay
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At glendovia's finest hotel.
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And look-- tv!
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Hi. I'm america's
chad dylan cooper.
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Do you ever wish your goats'
horns were as white as my teeth?
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Impossible, right? Wrong.
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Thanks to the revolutionary new
formula in ludnick's horn whitener
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Your livestock will be the
envy of the entire village.
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And remember, if it's not ludnick,
it's not "goodnick."
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Why is chad dylan cooper selling
glendovian horn whitener?
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"falls mackenzie" is most
popular show in glendovia.
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Chad cooper dyla he
can sell anything.
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He can sell hair to my wife's back.
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There's a goat in my room.
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Of course! You think all
this hay is for you?
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Okay, big day tomorrow! Red carpet!
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Someone needs some horn whitener...
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And a mint.
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Ew!
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And a butt mint!
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Hi. How's dinka doing?
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Is the new check-it-out
boy making us laugh?
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Well, check it out yourself.
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♪ we're the friends who
best with 'tudes of worst ♪
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♪ I'm checking out guy and
I'm checking out for me! ♪
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Check me out!
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Oh, no.
221
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I think I can make this work
because that's what #1s do.
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They can deal with anything...
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Except a goat eating my purse!
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No no! Get out of there!
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Get your goat teeth off my phone!
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That's mine!
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Calling sonny.
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Dinka is so sorry.
You maybe want tawni back, yes?
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No! I mean you're doing great.
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Real great.
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Oh, glendovia national anthem!
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No, that's just my phone.
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- Tawni?
- Sonny?
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what was that?
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That's my new ringtone.
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- Yours moos and mine--
- --Does that.
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Wait, if you're on the phone
then how is it ringing?
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I have "baah" waiting.
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What do you want?
Are you calling to apologize yet?
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No. I called--
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- Goat!
- Goat?
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Uh, I didn't say "goat."
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I said "gloat"
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About how amazing glendovia is.
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Oh, yeah? Well, your glendovian
replacement is even more amazing.
246
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Yup, he's the best check-it-out
partner I've ever had.
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Oh, really?
248
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:28,486
Well, you're not the only one
with a new check-it-out partner.
249
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,601
- Is that a fact?
- Oh, yes.
250
00:12:30,511 --> 00:12:34,114
Mine is very rugged.
251
00:12:33,969 --> 00:12:37,805
And he-- he really loves
my taste in clothing.
252
00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:42,601
Well-- well, mine's got a mustache.
253
00:12:42,452 --> 00:12:45,421
Well, mine's got a beard.
254
00:12:46,518 --> 00:12:49,720
Well, I gotta go.
255
00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:51,726
My fans are swarming.
256
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,675
Yeah yeah, I gotta go too.
257
00:12:53,593 --> 00:12:55,861
Marshall and I were just discussing
258
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:58,641
The check-it-out girls on ice.
259
00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:05,564
Check it out--
260
00:13:05,502 --> 00:13:07,423
I've been replaced.
261
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,076
Look, marshall, I'm sorry
I left you with dinka.
262
00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:15,107
But if tawni thinks
that she can replace me,
263
00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:17,577
She is just so-- whoa, goat!
264
00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:21,061
She didn't say "gloat.
" she said "goat."
265
00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,159
I knew it! Marshall, I gotta go.
266
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,923
- Sonny?
- Tawni?
267
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:29,394
- What are you doing here?
- Where are you going?
268
00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,127
What makes you think
I'm going anywhere?
269
00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:34,816
What makes you think I'm here?
270
00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,208
Well, hello there.
271
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,753
Do you have any
mustache-friendly foods?
272
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:02,961
Foods that will not get stuck
273
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,389
In my big bushy manly...
274
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,774
- Mayday.
- What?
275
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,649
Mayday.
276
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:13,259
I overglued.
277
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,286
My fingers-- they're
stuck to my mustache.
278
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:19,116
Are you serious?
279
00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:22,030
Just-- oh!
280
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:27,310
No!
281
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:36,974
That's for you!
282
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,076
This isn't fair.
I called "shotgun."
283
00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:42,810
You know what I think?
I think that you were returning home
284
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:45,637
Because you were just jealous
that I had fabulousew costar.
285
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:49,133
Well, I think your new costar
wasn't half as fabulous as me
286
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:50,808
So you came here 'cause
you want me back.
287
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:53,164
I don't want you back! In fact,
you're leaving.
288
00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:55,508
Oh no, I'm not!
289
00:14:57,343 --> 00:14:58,432
You're leaving!
290
00:14:58,503 --> 00:15:00,655
No, you're leaving!
291
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:01,703
Ahh!
292
00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:05,563
Oh, great! You broke the car!
293
00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,971
It's okay. I am still
under warranty.
294
00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:14,183
Beep beep beep!
295
00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:17,691
Tv announcer: We'll be back
after this message
296
00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:19,899
From important american celebrity.
297
00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:22,963
Ooh! Oh, hey there, glendovia.
298
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,126
It's me, america's chad
dylan cooper. - What?
299
00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:28,033
You know, after a long
day of shearing sheep,
300
00:15:27,982 --> 00:15:31,137
There's nothing I like better
than a nice thick glass
301
00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:33,530
Of grandma minka's
old-timey potato juice.
302
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,079
Mmm! Mmm mmm.
303
00:15:40,962 --> 00:15:42,705
That's "spud-tacular"!
304
00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:43,831
Seriously?
305
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,594
Seriously.
306
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,078
Oh, sonya, you've arrived!
307
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,026
The exchange program is complete!
308
00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:55,199
Now I have both check
it out girls here.
309
00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,763
- I'm #1
- I'm #1!
310
00:15:56,735 --> 00:15:57,524
I'm #1.
311
00:15:58,698 --> 00:16:00,766
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
we were doing a thingy.
312
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:03,773
Now we can go to "check it out,
check it out."
313
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,682
Your phone just left
you a long message.
314
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:18,510
Ow ow! Ow ow! Ow ow ow!
315
00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:22,176
Maybe we should have picked a
less public place to do this?
316
00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:27,192
Aww! Like you've never
cut your fingers free
317
00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:30,631
From another man's mustache
using a pair of baby scissors.
318
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:32,522
What?
319
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:37,808
How can one guy be so hairy and
so smooth at the same time?
320
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:40,222
Oh! I'm out!
321
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,109
Dinka? Dinka?!
322
00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:48,941
Eh, hello, nico and grady,
dudes. What up is?
323
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,901
I'll tell you what up is-
up is down and down is up.
324
00:16:50,816 --> 00:16:53,518
Now how are you making it
happen with that girl? - Yeah.
325
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:56,269
What girl? You mean boring female
326
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,161
Behind beautiful cash register?
327
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,051
Now you mean beautiful girl
328
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,800
Behind that boring cash--
329
00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:05,460
Don't talk about cash
register like that!
330
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:08,953
I only talk to girl
because we have same job.
331
00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:10,609
Same job? She's a cashier.
332
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,900
Dinka is a cashier.
333
00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:14,423
But-- but we thought
you were a comedian.
334
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,086
Up until we saw you do comedy.
335
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:19,506
Wait a minute, now you're
saying you came over here
336
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:20,948
From glendovia to be a cashier?
337
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:23,444
Correct. As part of the
cashier exchange program.
338
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,438
Wait, if you came over
here to be a cashier,
339
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:27,723
Then sonny and tawni
went over there to be--
340
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:31,278
Cashiers at our brand-new
99 zuzeem store!
341
00:17:35,926 --> 00:17:38,762
They flew halfway around the world
342
00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:40,885
To be cashiers.
343
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,996
What did you do that for?
344
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,898
You were laughing so hard I
thought you wouldn't notice.
345
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,888
- I did it quick!
- I see what you did there.
346
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:58,622
I did it quick,
you know? One, two--
347
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,484
Ahhhh!
348
00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:06,085
I noticed!
349
00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:12,544
Cool. They let the audience
members right onto the set.
350
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,417
We'll sign autographs
after the show.
351
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:18,389
Attention, glendovian shoppers,
352
00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:22,234
Your check-it-out girls are
ready to check it out for you.
353
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,306
All right, let's just put
on our smiles, do the dance
354
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:28,688
And then never speak
to each other again.
355
00:18:29,122 --> 00:18:31,056
Let's start with never
speaking to each other again
356
00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:32,639
And then put on our smiles.
357
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,096
♪ they're the best of friends ♪
358
00:18:36,036 --> 00:18:37,604
- * with the worst of 'tudes-- *
- what are you doing?
359
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:38,618
What are you doing?
360
00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:41,285
Just check people out. No singing.
361
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:42,932
But that's the sketch.
362
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:45,992
What sketch? You are part
of cashier exchange program.
363
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:48,409
People walk up,
they pay, they leave.
364
00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:50,800
Oh! Tawni, he thinks
we're real cashiers.
365
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,889
I'm working in an actual store?
366
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:58,376
No, you are goofing off
in an actual store!
367
00:18:58,191 --> 00:19:00,561
But what about the red carpet?
368
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:03,125
Ahh, the red carpet.
369
00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:05,908
Now get on it and get to work!
370
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:08,356
Yeah. Nice work, dude.
371
00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:09,821
This is all your fault.
372
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:12,162
You're right. I don't know why
I pushed you out of the limo.
373
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:13,918
I should have pushed myself.
374
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,193
Oh, it's a chicken!
375
00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:17,880
I can see it's a chicken.
376
00:19:17,848 --> 00:19:19,445
What are we supposed to do with it?
377
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:20,647
Uh, check it out?
378
00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:21,897
How?
379
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:26,497
Well, maybe this thing
is the price tag.
380
00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:28,676
Whoo!
381
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:30,216
I don't think that was it.
382
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,925
Okay, there's got to be a
barcode on this thing somewhere.
383
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:37,387
- Oh, I'm sorry, chicken.
- Nice.
384
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:40,513
You'll apologize to a chicken
but you won't apologize to me?
385
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,768
Because the chicken
deserves an apology.
386
00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:44,477
But if you think you can
check it out by yourself,
387
00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:45,969
Why don't you check
out the chicken?
388
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:48,012
I'm not checking out the chicken.
You check it out.
389
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,731
- No, you check it out!
- No, you check it out!
390
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,728
- Check out its chicken neck.
- Check out its chicken arms.
391
00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,040
They're called wings.
392
00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:00,394
It felt so good to
check it out with you.
393
00:20:00,287 --> 00:20:03,491
Really? 'cause I
thought that you thought
394
00:20:03,398 --> 00:20:05,260
That dinka was better than me.
395
00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,553
And I thought that you thought
your partner was better.
396
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:11,605
My partner was a goat.
My partner singed like one.
397
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:14,962
I'm sorry.
398
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,298
Ooh, I'm seeing a lot of angry
people over your shoulder.
399
00:20:21,102 --> 00:20:23,831
And I'm watching a goat go
to the bathroom over yours.
400
00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:26,949
- Pitchfork!
- Check out his pitchfork.
401
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,159
Check out how pointy it is.
402
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:30,042
Check out how it's pointed at us.
403
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,380
- Runny runny?
- This is no time to be cute.
404
00:20:32,309 --> 00:20:33,651
Just run!
405
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:39,528
Chad cooper dylan, you made it!
406
00:20:39,408 --> 00:20:41,976
Yeah. Sorry I'm late.
407
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,574
Lee moe never showed
up at the airport.
408
00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:46,308
That guy is always in the shop.
409
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:48,396
You like red carpet?
410
00:20:48,308 --> 00:20:50,137
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm on them all the time.
411
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,173
Well, get on that one
412
00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:53,850
And get to work!
413
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,930
Hi, america's chad
dylan cooper here.
414
00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:03,379
When I want top value for my zuzeem,
where do I shop?
415
00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:06,256
The 99 zuzeem store!
416
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,359
Where everything is 99 zuzeem!
417
00:21:08,324 --> 00:21:10,428
Potato juice? 99 zuzeem!
418
00:21:10,757 --> 00:21:12,785
Horn whitener? 99 zuzeem!
419
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,630
"toshliks of steel"! 99 zuzeem!
420
00:21:16,324 --> 00:21:18,268
100 zuzeem is 99 zuzeem!
421
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:19,853
We've gone stark raving blashka!
422
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,451
Located at 99 zuzeem boulevard
423
00:21:23,434 --> 00:21:26,291
Where the dirt road meets
the other dirt road!
424
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,137
- Ahh! - Ahh!
- Aaah! - Aaaah!
425
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:32,737
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