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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:03,869 Well then my Blarmey, the blanket with arms, 2 00:00:03,782 --> 00:00:05,451 should have been here already. 3 00:00:05,385 --> 00:00:08,755 Oh, because I like saying "Blarmey, the blanket with arms". That's why. 4 00:00:10,547 --> 00:00:12,347 No, I don't wanna cancel my order. 5 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:15,243 All I want is my Blarmey, the blanket with-- 6 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:16,853 Hello? 7 00:00:19,030 --> 00:00:20,700 Can you believe she hung up on me? 8 00:00:20,662 --> 00:00:24,032 Can you believe how cute the new assistant is? 9 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,764 Look at him over there filling up his yogurt cone. 10 00:00:26,937 --> 00:00:29,707 His swirls are just perfect. 11 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:33,718 Girl, you've got it bad. 12 00:00:33,626 --> 00:00:36,226 I know. It's so weird. 13 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,759 Hayden's so different from every other guy I've liked. 14 00:00:38,692 --> 00:00:39,851 Yeah, but you know what? It's nice. 15 00:00:39,805 --> 00:00:42,044 He's not a movie star or a hotel heir. 16 00:00:41,955 --> 00:00:43,655 Or a prince. 17 00:00:43,615 --> 00:00:46,485 Or a prince. 18 00:00:46,407 --> 00:00:48,367 Yeah, but I'll take him anyway. 19 00:00:48,327 --> 00:00:49,927 Why don't you go talk to him? 20 00:00:49,891 --> 00:00:51,861 No no no, I couldn't do that. 21 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,749 Sure you can. You're Tawni Hart, remember? 22 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,730 Okay okay, here I go. 23 00:00:58,028 --> 00:00:59,898 I'm back. 24 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,591 I have no idea how to talk to a normal guy. 25 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:04,579 Well, just be yourself. 26 00:01:04,524 --> 00:01:08,264 You're right. Here I go! 27 00:01:08,142 --> 00:01:10,912 I'm back. I can't do it. 28 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,898 Well, you know what? That's okay, 'cause he's on his way over. 29 00:01:12,854 --> 00:01:14,654 What do you think he wants? 30 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:17,680 I don't know, but just pretend he's a regular guy on the street. 31 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:19,394 Guy on the street, guy on the street-- 32 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,750 - Hey, Tawni. - Don't touch my purse! 33 00:01:21,691 --> 00:01:23,251 Okay. 34 00:01:23,227 --> 00:01:25,497 Hey, Sonny. 35 00:01:26,777 --> 00:01:28,517 Maybe I should handle this. 36 00:01:28,476 --> 00:01:31,476 I'll figure out a way to get you two together, okay? 37 00:01:31,393 --> 00:01:34,153 Okay. Watch your purse. 38 00:01:37,707 --> 00:01:40,906 Off to the races, I'm going places 39 00:01:40,778 --> 00:01:43,997 Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it 40 00:01:43,868 --> 00:01:48,418 This is the big break, and it's calling my name 41 00:01:50,306 --> 00:01:53,576 So far so great, get with it 42 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:56,420 At least that's how I see it 43 00:01:56,313 --> 00:01:59,812 Having a dream is just the beginning 44 00:01:59,672 --> 00:02:02,861 So far so great, believe it 45 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:05,723 Can't take away this feeling 46 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:08,374 Taking a ride with chance on my side 47 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,420 Yeah, I can't wait 48 00:02:10,659 --> 00:02:13,009 So far, so great 49 00:02:13,471 --> 00:02:16,281 So far, so great 50 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:23,004 Sonny With a Chance S01E16 Sonny in the Kitchen with Dinner 51 00:02:25,466 --> 00:02:28,876 Hey, have you ever noticed that even though we eat here everyday, 52 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,437 all the sandwiches are named after other people? 53 00:02:31,358 --> 00:02:33,828 Look at that. "Tisdale Triple Decker," 54 00:02:33,757 --> 00:02:36,467 "the Hudgens Hoagie," "the Chad." 55 00:02:36,386 --> 00:02:40,256 Give me a me. 56 00:02:40,128 --> 00:02:41,538 One Chad coming up. 57 00:02:41,510 --> 00:02:43,080 Hey, yo, Chad, 58 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:45,416 How do you go about getting a sandwich named after you? 59 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,319 I already have a sandwich named after me. 60 00:02:47,277 --> 00:02:50,077 - Well, by you, we mean us. - Yeah. 61 00:02:49,993 --> 00:02:53,133 - Yeah, us. - Oh! 62 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,935 Why would anyone want to eat a sandwich named after you? 63 00:02:55,856 --> 00:02:58,526 Because we're delicious. 64 00:02:58,447 --> 00:03:01,017 Oh, really, are you now? 65 00:03:00,942 --> 00:03:02,242 - Yeah, we are. - Tasty. 66 00:03:02,228 --> 00:03:04,758 You look tasty. I bet you taste like chicken. 67 00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:07,994 Fellas, settle down. there's two ways for you to get yourself a sandwich. 68 00:03:07,889 --> 00:03:08,989 First way is to be famous. 69 00:03:08,983 --> 00:03:11,313 But we're on "So Random!" 70 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:15,057 Ooh, yeah, so you're gonna have to go with the second way. 71 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,362 Come up with a sandwich so good that 72 00:03:16,305 --> 00:03:17,545 I have no choice but to name after you. 73 00:03:17,533 --> 00:03:18,833 Okay? Now excuse me. 74 00:03:18,809 --> 00:03:21,509 Which one of you ladies ordered the Sloppy Jonas? 75 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:25,107 That'd be me. 76 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:32,216 Mmm! Mmm! That's some good Chad. 77 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:36,289 You got some Chad on your shirt. 78 00:03:36,226 --> 00:03:38,566 - Oh, thanks. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,770 Bib me. 80 00:03:39,748 --> 00:03:42,588 So, Chad... 81 00:03:43,884 --> 00:03:46,754 I need a favor. 82 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:47,895 Listen, I'm helping Tawni out and 83 00:03:47,847 --> 00:03:50,417 we need your courtside seats for the Lakers game. 84 00:03:50,351 --> 00:03:53,921 You mean these? 85 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:55,506 Thanks, Chad. 86 00:03:55,475 --> 00:03:58,405 Ah! Not so fast. 87 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,225 I have these seats because... 88 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:04,517 You're the star of "Mackenzie Falls," the number one tween show. 89 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:06,171 Oh, that's worth one. 90 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:13,100 And you have the best-tasting sandwich in the whole cafeteria. 91 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:15,461 Oh! Here's number two. You wanna go for three? 92 00:04:15,387 --> 00:04:18,257 I can't. 93 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,680 - Say it. - I won't. 94 00:04:20,607 --> 00:04:22,707 Say it. 95 00:04:25,539 --> 00:04:30,809 You're the greatest actor of our generation. 96 00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:33,877 Enjoy the game. 97 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,982 We are about to change the face of sandwich history. 98 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:44,802 Okay, first we're gonna start off with a French roll. 99 00:04:44,712 --> 00:04:48,052 Ooh, fancy. Now slap on some mayo. 100 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:50,116 - Add some bologna. - Add a slice of salami. 101 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:52,527 - Back to the bologna. - And bam! 102 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:55,736 You did not just go double decker! 103 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:57,702 Oh, but I did. Now cheese it. 104 00:04:57,647 --> 00:04:59,787 - Swiss? - Swing and a miss. 105 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:01,370 - Pepper jack? - Pull it back. 106 00:05:01,332 --> 00:05:02,732 - Havarti. - Makes it a party. 107 00:05:02,714 --> 00:05:05,614 - Peanut butter? - Good call, my brother. 108 00:05:05,526 --> 00:05:07,866 - Watercress? - Spells success. 109 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,900 - Fish from a can? - I am a fan. 110 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:16,354 - Shall we? - We shall. 111 00:05:18,461 --> 00:05:24,831 You know, I wasn't sure about the peanut butter, 112 00:05:24,612 --> 00:05:27,212 But, dude, it totally cuts the sardines. 113 00:05:28,642 --> 00:05:32,582 Yeah, the salsa totally cuts the cheese. 114 00:05:34,889 --> 00:05:38,129 It shouldn't work, but it does. 115 00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:54,442 What are you wearing? I told you we were going to a basketball game. 116 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:56,492 I'm sorry. All I heard was "ball." 117 00:05:57,056 --> 00:06:00,045 Okay, look, cinderella, you know, it's not about your dress. 118 00:05:59,925 --> 00:06:01,404 It's about you and Hayden getting to know 119 00:06:01,345 --> 00:06:02,715 each other in an easygoing atmosphere. 120 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,679 Come on, what kind of call is that?! 121 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:06,937 You stink, ref! 122 00:06:07,093 --> 00:06:09,873 This better work out. And who's "Ralph"? 123 00:06:10,451 --> 00:06:12,520 Hey, I got us some snacks. What did I miss? 124 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,908 I took off my coat. 125 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,014 Wow, you look great! 126 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:19,879 You also missed that sweaty guy putting that orange ball 127 00:06:19,721 --> 00:06:22,451 in the ball hole and a bunch of other sweaty guys 128 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:24,009 patted his sweaty butt. 129 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:27,082 See, Hayden? She may not look it, 130 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:30,155 But Tawni sure is a big sports girl. 131 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,326 And a foul, yeah! 132 00:06:35,276 --> 00:06:36,746 Thanks a lot, Sonny. 133 00:06:36,715 --> 00:06:38,685 Tawni, I'm so sorry. 134 00:06:38,644 --> 00:06:40,444 No, seriously, thanks a lot. 135 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,559 What's the point of wearing a dress like 136 00:06:41,513 --> 00:06:42,623 this when you can't walk around in it. 137 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:43,877 Be right back. 138 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:49,442 So how's it going with Tawni? 139 00:06:49,401 --> 00:06:51,001 Timeout on the court. 140 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:54,165 Now everybody give it up for your Kiss Cam! 141 00:06:55,418 --> 00:06:57,118 Oh, the Kiss Cam is so cute. 142 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:59,488 Kiss kiss kiss! 143 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:04,119 Aww, look at grandma and grandpa up there just making out. 144 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:07,138 Kiss kiss kiss! 145 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,858 Hey, look, that's us. 146 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,810 No no no! 147 00:07:13,765 --> 00:07:15,565 We're just friends friends friends. 148 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:20,895 Wow, it got ugly in here fast. 149 00:07:20,809 --> 00:07:22,609 Hey, guys, this isn't even my date. 150 00:07:22,565 --> 00:07:24,475 Kiss kiss kiss! 151 00:07:24,426 --> 00:07:27,226 Fine. You like kissing? I'll give you kissing. 152 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,880 There. You happy? 153 00:07:30,865 --> 00:07:33,595 Sonny, what are you doing?! 154 00:07:33,523 --> 00:07:35,552 Tawni, it's not what it looks like. I promise. 155 00:07:35,471 --> 00:07:36,431 It was the Kiss Cam. 156 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:39,594 Really? And I think that is a foul against Team Tawni, 157 00:07:39,473 --> 00:07:42,643 And I think Ralph will agree with me! 158 00:07:42,553 --> 00:07:44,913 - Who's Ralph? - She means ref. 159 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,090 Tawni, the door's locked. 160 00:07:52,024 --> 00:07:54,664 Go around. Try the door on your side. 161 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,686 I already did, but that one's locked too. 162 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,840 Oh, I guess you're locked out of both sides then, 163 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:04,579 Just like you locked me out of my relationship with Hayden! 164 00:08:04,422 --> 00:08:07,452 Tawni, there is nothing going on between me and Hayden. 165 00:08:07,358 --> 00:08:08,998 You can't say no to the Kiss Cam. 166 00:08:08,961 --> 00:08:11,701 You just couldn't say no to the Kiss Cam, could you? 167 00:08:11,619 --> 00:08:13,019 Chad, not now. 168 00:08:13,001 --> 00:08:14,231 I trusted you, Sonny. 169 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,549 I trusted you to use my seats responsibly. 170 00:08:16,484 --> 00:08:20,694 Instead, I wake up this morning to find this cover of "Tween Weekly." 171 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,210 Who is this guy? 172 00:08:25,168 --> 00:08:26,928 The love of my life! 173 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,866 - Then why is she kissing him?! - I don't know! 174 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:30,785 I told you, it was the Kiss Cam! 175 00:08:30,734 --> 00:08:32,534 - Sonny. - It was the Kiss Cam! 176 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,930 I told you it was the Kiss Cam. 177 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:37,900 Fine! Listen, do you mind tasting our sandwich? 178 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:40,376 Wait. You guys have a sandwich? What kind of sandwich? 179 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,281 The kind of sandwich that can eat your sandwich for lunch! 180 00:08:44,648 --> 00:08:46,867 - Do you mind taking your sandwich talk somewhere else please? - OK. 181 00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:49,108 - It's gonna top the Chad? - Granico! 182 00:08:49,053 --> 00:08:52,823 Gonna top the Chad! Whoo! 183 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,669 Look, Tawni, if I get you another date with Hayden, 184 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,988 Would you please unlock the door? 185 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:59,561 - Yes, I would. - Oh, thanks. 186 00:08:59,493 --> 00:09:02,393 Hayden, can I talk to you for a sec? 187 00:09:02,304 --> 00:09:03,774 Yeah, is Tawni okay? 188 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,444 She ran out so fast after that silly Kiss Cam thing 189 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,314 I didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 190 00:09:07,266 --> 00:09:12,176 Well, why say goodbye when you can say hello... 191 00:09:12,006 --> 00:09:14,676 Again, like on a date? 192 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:17,367 Me and Tawni? 193 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:20,293 I mean, she's pretty, but I'm not really sure that she's my type. 194 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:23,741 Tawni Hart is the most down to earth, 195 00:09:23,627 --> 00:09:27,897 unpretentious regular girl you will ever meet. 196 00:09:27,762 --> 00:09:30,562 I don't know. I wouldn't even know where to take her. 197 00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:32,117 My idea of a fun date is just hanging out, 198 00:09:32,052 --> 00:09:35,392 eating a home-making meal, listening to some music. 199 00:09:35,286 --> 00:09:36,816 Oh, my gosh. 200 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:40,162 It's like I'm talking to Tawni Hart right now. 201 00:09:40,055 --> 00:09:42,655 I'm gonna go talk to Tawni right now. 202 00:09:42,588 --> 00:09:45,118 Tawni, I need to talk to you right now. 203 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,160 Hmm, I'm getting some sardine. 204 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,629 Yeah. 205 00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:56,504 A hint of-- is that watercress? 206 00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:57,986 It is indeed. 207 00:09:57,951 --> 00:10:00,451 It's called the Granico. 208 00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:02,588 Yeah, you could put it right above the Chad 209 00:10:02,528 --> 00:10:04,698 - on the sandwich board. - Yeah. 210 00:10:04,649 --> 00:10:07,879 Well, boys, I've tasted a lot of sandwiches in my time, 211 00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:10,147 - And the Granico... - Yes? 212 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:12,160 - ...may be the worst. - What? 213 00:10:12,105 --> 00:10:13,845 Oh, man! 214 00:10:13,804 --> 00:10:16,274 What are we gonna do with all these sandwiches? 215 00:10:16,203 --> 00:10:19,203 Toss 'em in the garbage with our dreams. 216 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,590 I told you we shouldn't have made a hundred of these things! 217 00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:24,689 - Well, I'm sorry for being an optimist. - Oh, optimist! 218 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,594 C.D.C. here. What it do? 219 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,190 Mr. Cooper, it's me Howie. 220 00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:34,093 You know that little sandwich thing we talked about? 221 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:37,743 - It's done. - Good. 222 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:39,461 You won't forget me, right, Mr. Cooper? 223 00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:41,085 Of course not, Harvey. 224 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,686 It's Howie. 225 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:48,601 Tawni, guess what. 226 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:49,911 I got you a date with Hayden. 227 00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:51,854 Good. It's the least you can do, 228 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,913 You Kiss Cam canoodler. 229 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:59,317 Well, now he's gonna canoodle with you-dle. 230 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,459 At a fabulous Beverly Hills restaurant? 231 00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:07,336 Well, that depends on what you mean by "fabulous," 232 00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:10,344 "restaurant" and "Beverly Hills." 233 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,937 Where is this date? 234 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,245 He's coming to your apartment for a home-cooked meal 235 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,149 and to listen to some music. 236 00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:18,808 Doesn't that sound like a great date? 237 00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:21,568 No, it sounds like what you do when you don't have a date. 238 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:24,463 Come on, just work with me here. 239 00:11:24,372 --> 00:11:25,972 Sonny, I don't know how to cook. 240 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,776 I don't even have a kitchen. 241 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,530 No oven, no nothing? 242 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:33,266 All I have is that heated closet where I keep my shoes. 243 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,560 That's an oven, Tawni. 244 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,940 So the cold closet where I keep my winter coats-- 245 00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:43,928 - Refrigerator. - I knew it. 246 00:11:43,842 --> 00:11:45,622 Fine, you know what? We'll do it at my place 247 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,200 and we'll pretend it's yours. 248 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,281 And you'll do all the cooking, 249 00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:50,227 and I'll pretend like I did all the cooking. 250 00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:53,015 - I guess so. - Then you'll do all the cleaning, 251 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:56,069 And I'll go home and take a nice hot bath. 252 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:06,426 Tawni, are you dressed? He's here. 253 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:13,092 What do you think? Cute, huh? 254 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:14,404 I told you to look down to earth, 255 00:12:14,386 --> 00:12:16,786 Not like you're about to plow it. 256 00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:20,228 I just wanted to fit into this apartment. 257 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,514 What, do we live in a rodeo? 258 00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:23,746 Take off the hat. 259 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:25,902 Okay, now go get the door. 260 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,253 I'm gonna be in the kitchen slaving over the hot closet. 261 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:30,115 Okay. 262 00:12:35,391 --> 00:12:36,241 Howdy! 263 00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,697 Howdy to you, too. 264 00:12:39,652 --> 00:12:41,552 Come on in. 265 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:46,037 Why don't we mosey on over to the couch 266 00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,826 And sit down like regular folk? 267 00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:54,471 - I really like your place. - Seriously? 268 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:59,325 I mean thanks, thanks. 269 00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:02,747 This is nice. 270 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:04,604 Did you needlepoint these? 271 00:13:04,553 --> 00:13:06,523 Oh, yes. 272 00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:09,482 I made everything in this place. 273 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,129 You see that little whatever that is, 274 00:13:12,047 --> 00:13:15,917 I made that in ceramics class. 275 00:13:15,799 --> 00:13:17,259 That's weird. It says "Made in China." 276 00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:23,493 That's where the class was-- China. 277 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,574 I'm gonna go check on dinner. 278 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,873 Great, I'm starving. What are we having? 279 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:39,762 It's a surprise, 280 00:13:39,712 --> 00:13:41,552 which I'm cooking. 281 00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:43,477 Not a surprise that I'm cooking. 282 00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:45,796 I cook all the time. 283 00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:48,699 I'm gonna go take a peek at my hot clos-- ven. 284 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,760 I call it a closven. 285 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,964 - Hey, how's it going? - When are we eating? 286 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,380 I'm running out of down-to-earth talk. 287 00:13:57,359 --> 00:14:01,429 The chicken should be just about done, 288 00:14:01,294 --> 00:14:04,894 If the oven had been working! Why isn't this working? 289 00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:07,616 I'm sorry, Tawni. 290 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:10,542 Just put it in the rotating towel warmer. 291 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,988 You mean the microwave? 292 00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:13,885 Whatever. Just cook that thing. 293 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:16,315 I've got a man to impress. 294 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:22,218 Grady, it's Sonny. 295 00:14:22,136 --> 00:14:23,606 I need a huge favor. 296 00:14:23,575 --> 00:14:25,415 Okay. Oh, okay. 297 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,340 She says that we need to bring her some food, 298 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,899 Something homemade and that can be thrown through a kitchen window. 299 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:34,182 Man, I wonder what we could bring her. 300 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,443 Okay, I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 301 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,786 I'm think-- 302 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,710 Okay, that takes care of dinner. No! 303 00:14:48,745 --> 00:14:50,945 I'm trying to have a date out there. What are you doing? 304 00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:52,595 I dropped my phone down there. 305 00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:54,624 Well, maybe if you turned the light on, 306 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:56,441 you could see better. Silly. 307 00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:01,165 Hello, let me hear you say hey! 308 00:15:01,105 --> 00:15:04,405 No, that's my phone! 309 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,770 Sonny. Sonny? 310 00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:09,539 Sorry, it's not like I meant to. 311 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,192 Don't raise your voice at me. 312 00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:14,999 Everything okay? 313 00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:18,641 Something just fell down the eyeliner pencil sharpener. 314 00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:22,412 So where were we? 315 00:15:23,962 --> 00:15:25,562 How about putting on some music? 316 00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:27,396 Sure. 317 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,329 Sure. I wonder where I keep it. 318 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:38,228 Sonny! Hey, we got your food. 319 00:15:38,116 --> 00:15:39,436 Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. 320 00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:40,803 I'm gonna go open the big window. 321 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,976 Okay, toss it up. 322 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:48,229 Okay, that's enough. Stop it. 323 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:53,283 Ooh, this is my jam. 324 00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,203 You actually like this music? 325 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:59,546 Apparently I love it. I've got a box set. 326 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,428 Where do you keep the non-terrible music? 327 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:14,397 Oh, my gosh! I lost my contact lens. 328 00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:17,663 You guys, stop it. That's enough. 329 00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,465 I can't believe this is happening. 330 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,117 Tawni, do you need some help? 331 00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:23,657 No! No no! 332 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,112 I'm good. I'm good. 333 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:27,218 I'm fine. 334 00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:28,550 I'm just looking for something and 335 00:16:28,495 --> 00:16:29,745 I can't really seem to find it. 336 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:33,679 You okay? 337 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,910 Hayden? Oh, great. 338 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:37,945 Now I lost both contact lenses. 339 00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:41,359 Well, let me find your glasses. Where are they? 340 00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,557 I don't know. I can't see! 341 00:16:43,493 --> 00:16:45,133 Don't worry. I'll find them. 342 00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:47,296 Man, it's freezing in here. Are you cold? 343 00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:50,215 - Yeah. - Let me get the window. 344 00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:53,024 Hayden, you're so sweet, 345 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,945 But your beard is so rough. 346 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,940 Glasses. Cool-- sandwiches. 347 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,653 Hayden? Hayden, wait for me. 348 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,889 You guys, I'm locked out. Do something. 349 00:17:12,828 --> 00:17:14,528 Here, catch. 350 00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:17,967 I don't need another sandwich. Please open the window. 351 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:18,957 Okay okay. 352 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:21,541 How old is this sandwich? 353 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,544 Tawni? 354 00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:25,589 Who is that? Don't touch my purse! 355 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,943 It's Nico and Grady. 356 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,174 What are you doing here? 357 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,680 Here are your glasses. 358 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:35,055 Oh, Hayden. 359 00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:36,956 Thanks. 360 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:42,204 Well, everything's clear as day now. 361 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,798 It's stuck. 362 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,940 Okay, there's some tools in the bathroom. 363 00:17:52,881 --> 00:17:54,940 Whoa, if we're gonna be doing some heavy lifting, 364 00:17:54,858 --> 00:17:56,738 we gotta be fed. 365 00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,831 - What? - The sandwiches. 366 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,543 Brother got to eat. 367 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,100 You think after 12 hours of not being refrigerated, 368 00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:06,363 These babies wouldn't smell so good. 369 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:09,166 Were they always this tangy? 370 00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:13,061 I didn't realize how close you and Sonny are. 371 00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:15,193 We're not that close. 372 00:18:15,134 --> 00:18:18,134 But there are a lot of pictures of her in that room. 373 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,951 Yeah, she keeps sending those to me. 374 00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:23,203 I'm gonna go check on dinner. 375 00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:29,384 Tawni, isn't the kitchen the other way? 376 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,812 Of course the kitchen's that way. 377 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:38,344 I know where my own kitchen is. 378 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,918 - Whoo! - Freeze! 379 00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:41,682 Don't touch my purse! 380 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:44,548 Chad Dylan Cooper, this is awesome. What are you doing here? 381 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,929 Got a weird call from Sonny's cell-- 382 00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:49,098 I heard screaming and crushing metal-- 383 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:52,306 So I cut my massage to an hour and rushed right over. 384 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,083 Where's Sonny? 385 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,751 What are you doing here? 386 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:02,249 Ha! I live here, you silly. 387 00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:04,405 I'm over here, you silly. 388 00:19:05,695 --> 00:19:07,825 Okay, something weird's going on. 389 00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:12,307 No, it's not. We're just having a normal date in my apartment. 390 00:19:12,163 --> 00:19:14,263 Chad? 391 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:17,107 Nico and Grady, where did you guys come from? 392 00:19:17,028 --> 00:19:19,228 Well, originally, I'm from Orlando, Florida, 393 00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:21,008 But dad's in the military. 394 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,416 What are you two doing here? 395 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:27,095 Sonny wanted some of our sandwiches. 396 00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:29,355 Yeah, 'cause ours are better than yours. 397 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,331 Give me that. 398 00:19:35,222 --> 00:19:37,622 This tastes like it's been out in the sun for 10 hours. 399 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,593 - Ha ha! 12. - Oh! 400 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,010 Oh! What happened to my door? 401 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,808 You mean my door. 402 00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:45,572 No, Chad, what are you doing here? 403 00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,298 - Why are you holding my plunger? - You mean my plunger. 404 00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:51,394 No, why are you wearing my mom's needlepointing glasses? 405 00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:54,535 You mean my needlepointing glasses? 406 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,133 No, I don't mean that. 407 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:59,032 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 408 00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:01,753 You mean you didn't needlepoint these pillows? 409 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,168 What kind of person lies about needlepointing? 410 00:20:05,218 --> 00:20:06,688 What's going on here, Tawni? 411 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:10,297 Look, Hayden, who am I kidding? 412 00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:12,349 Hayden's over there. 413 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:15,179 I thought we could really get to know each other. 414 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,280 One more to the left. 415 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,441 But this is not who I am, okay? 416 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,429 This isn't my apartment. 417 00:20:23,374 --> 00:20:26,984 These aren't my glasses, and I've never even been to China. 418 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:29,207 I'm Tawni Hart, and I'm a star, 419 00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:32,041 And you could take me as I am or not at all. 420 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,062 What do you say to that? 421 00:20:39,351 --> 00:20:42,421 Well, I guess that answers that. 422 00:20:42,335 --> 00:20:44,395 I think it's the sandwiches. 423 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:50,279 Definitely the sandwiches! 424 00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:52,145 You mean the sandwich I just tasted? 425 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:53,104 Mm-hmm. 426 00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,629 Look, Tawni, 427 00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:02,788 Right here. 428 00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,167 I know tonight didn't go the way that we thought it would, 429 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,067 But I just wanted to say that-- 430 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,586 That you're proud of me? 431 00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,410 --that you should stick to dating movie stars, 432 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,746 hotel heirs and princes. 433 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,151 I got a Blarmey delivered for a Sonny Munroe. 434 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:21,099 My Blarmey, the blanket with arms! 435 00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:23,226 It finally came, yeah! 436 00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:28,521 Tawni, what do you think? 437 00:21:28,424 --> 00:21:31,724 Wow, it actually feels really nice. 438 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,730 You know, you wouldn't think that something so soft 439 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:38,273 would have such an ugly name like-- 440 00:21:38,155 --> 00:21:40,285 My Blarmey! 441 00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:43,047 The blanket with arms. 442 00:21:43,097 --> 00:21:47,647 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31881

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