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Wow Chad. Lookout Mountain is beautiful, romantic.
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All the stars are so bright.
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Yes I am.
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Oh, you mean stars up there.
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Yeah, they're alright.
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But they don't have their own show.
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Normally I wouldn't laugh at that,
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but I guess I'm just a little nervous.
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Well relax. I promised an unforgettable evening, didn't I?
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Yeah, you did.
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Well I'm a man of my word.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was just reading Grady's essay. It's frightening.
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Remember how I said I thought I aced the essay?
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I may have been wrong.
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- And you worked ten minutes on that! - Oh, I know.
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Why do I even try?
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That woman hates everything we do.
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Oh, I don't know. I think she's just-
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Mean, bitter. And not in a fun way.
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I was gonna say lonely.
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I mean, people just don't get that mean and bitter on purpose.
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Sonny, what are you talking about. She practices scowling in the mirror.
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Oh please.
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But my point is she's still scowling alone.
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I mean she needs a scowl buddy.
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Like who?
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Someone nice and sweet and kind.
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Someone who can turn that scowl into a frown
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and that frown upside down
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and, you know where this is going.
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Does anybody have an antacid?
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Or Marshall.
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Off to the races, I'm going places
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Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it
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This is the big break and it's calling my name
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So far, so great, get with it
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At least that's how I see it
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Having a dream is just the beginning
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So far, so great, believe it
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Can't take away this feeling
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Taking a ride with chance on my side
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Yeah, I can't wait
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So far, so great
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So far, so great
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Sonny With a Chance S01E12 The Heartbreak Kid
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Look at her over there!
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I can't tell if she's eating her lunch or practicing voodoo.
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You really think setting up Ms. Bitterman with Marshall
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will make Bitterman happier?
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Yes, I do. Because I know people.
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oh, I'll proved it.
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Just watch Marshall.
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First, he's going to look over all the vegetables.
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And will take some piece
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But then he'll wind up going with French fries.
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He'll look back over all the vegetables
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And get some pie.
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Ooh! Now do me, do me.
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Okay, well first you're going to flip your hair.
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When?
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Oh my gosh! You're good!
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Okay okay okay. So you know people.
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But how are you gonna get those two together?
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With this.
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A magic salt shaker?
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Hey Marshall.
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You know what would really spice up your lunch?
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Salt?
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Yes! And a lunch buddy.
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Sure, have a seat Sonny.
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Actually, I was going to join Ms. Bitterman.
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You should come sit with us!
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Oh, Joy.
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Oh, c'mon. It'll be fun!
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No, that's her name. Joy.
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Alright, I'll just get my stuff.
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Good news Ms. Bitterman.
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They got the rats out of the kitchen?
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Not sure. But Marshall wants to join you for lunch.
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Marshall, the guy who lives on fries and pie?
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They were out of vegetables.
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They're never out of vegetables, it's a choice.
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Look at you two, maybe getting to know each other.
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Maybe.
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Okay, well that sounds like a lovely
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invitation to join Ms. Bitterman for lunch.
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There's a stain on your tie.
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That's the pattern.
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So you have a pattern of a stain?
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I have a pattern of distain.
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Well, you two enjoy your lunch.
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And if you need anything I'll be way over there.
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Great, they hate each other.
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I guess I don't know people as well as I thought.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, Looks like love at first bite.
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Aww. That salt shaker is magic!
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Ahh, I love this sketch.
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And I love wearing no pants!
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Hey, have you guys noticed how happy
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Ms. Bitterman's seemed since lunch?
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Yeah.
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Hey everyone, guess who's joining us for rehearsal.
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Hey Ms. Bitterman!
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Look at you, eating your veggies, gettin' all healthy.
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Well, he's no good to me dead.
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Oh hey, hey kids! Did you know
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Ms. Bitterman used to be an actress?
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Oh sto- When I was in the navy,
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I did a one-woman production of
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12 Angry Men aboard the U.S.S. Nims.
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Aye-aye, captain.
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At ease, sailor.
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Does anyone else find this creepy?
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It's not creepy, they're in love.
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Okay people, let's take it from the top!
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Places, places.
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This is where I do my thing.
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I'm Bauers McGregors
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and welcome to Scotland's Top Model!
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Today, I'm gonna show you how to wear a kilt!
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Now some of you may say, "Away,
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those are just for pretty legs and girls-
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Cut! Cuuut!
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I say cut.
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Well then say "cut."?
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Cut! Why are we cutting?
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Why is Grady using a Scottish accent?
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It's uh, called Scotland's Top Model.
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Something's missing. Back me up here Marshall.
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Well if you say something's missing, something's missing.
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Aww, look how cute they are,
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coming up with ideas and working together.
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"You say cut. Uhh, I say cut. Something's missing."? Adorable.
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It's something.
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I know what it is.
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I think it would be funnier if you were Italian.
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But my name's Bauers McGregors.
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Well, now your name is Anthony DelVaccio. I'm a genius!
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Are you guys listening to this- She's changing my sketch!
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And Marshall's not doing anything about it yet.
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And since when can you do an Italian accent?
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I unno. How-a hard can it-a be-a-a.
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Apparently very hard!
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Guys guys, settle down.
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It's always like this when two people fall in love.
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It's intense, it's passionate.
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It's killing our comedy.
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Okay fine, I'll go over there and talk to them,
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because I know people.
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And I know Sonny. Watch.
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First she's going to go over to Marshall and Bitterman.
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You mean like she just said she was gonna do?
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I wasn't done.
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Now she's gonna act all cute-sy.
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And they're going to laugh, ... And it's not going to work.
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And then she's gonna come over here and use her high voice and say:
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"Everything's okay!"? But it won't be okay.
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Everything's okay!
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-But it's not. -No.
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Bitterman's the worst.
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That was the most agonizing rehearsal with no food break.
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And no beauty break.
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Not that I need it.
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Not even a bathroom break.
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Well why don't you go now.
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I dunno. Moments pass. Wait no, wait wait-! Nope, gone.
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Look, I'm sorry but it's not my fault.
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Okay fine! Maybe it is.
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But what do you want me to do? I can't just come between love.
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I don't want you to come between it, I want you to crush it!
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Snuff it out like a forest fire!
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Wring it out like a dirty sponge until
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every last disgusting drop of the affection oozes down the drain.
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Um, that was my lunch.
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Oh. Tuna... I'll be right back.
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Look, I helped two lonely people find each other,
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and I'm not gonna mess with that.
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It's magical!
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You're pathetical.
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Hey everyone, guess what?
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Joy here just wrote her very first comedy sketch!
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Isn't she amazing?
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Yes, get this:
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You're going to play a very strange woman who owns a bait shop
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who can never remember how many worms she puts in the carton.
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Now here's the funny part, when she gets hungry- she eats them!
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Okay, whatever, eating fake worms, it's no big deal.
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Oh, they're not fake.
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Now it's funny Ms. Bitterman!
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Sonny, that was terrific, you know£¬you really sold it.
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I wonder if you could do that with an Italian accent!
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Listen, you write it, I eat it!
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So funny!
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We are so breaking them up!
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Oh sweet gummy worms.
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I just realized I don't have time to grade all these papers.
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Well then maybe you should focus on one thing at a time.
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You're right!
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I've got a show to direct!
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A's for everyone again!
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I shall see you on the set!
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This is horrible!
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I'd never thought I'd say this, but I am tired of getting A's.
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Yeah, I don't even feel like I'm learning anything anymore.
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I mean, before it was my fault,
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but now, it her fault.
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I mean sure we're all doing great in school, but if I
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cared about school, I wouldn't be in show business.
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Well if my plan works, we'll all be failing school in no time.
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Operation: Breakup is now underway.
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Tawni and I will target Bitterman, you two target Marshall.
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If you get caught, eat the instructions, got any questions?
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Oh, um, Sonny?
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Yes Grady?
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Well, um, what happens if I've already eaten lunch
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so I'm kind of full. Do I still have to eat the instructions?
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Yes.
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Well, can you put the instructions on cake?
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No!
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Cookies?
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No! Now go, go, go!
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Do you wanna go get some cake?
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And cookies! Let's go!
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Oh-oh! I'm giving that joke an A+!
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What do you want?
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Oh, well, we were just cleaning out our dressing room
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when we came across a picture of Marshall
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that we thought you might like to have.
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Oh! Thank you so very much- Oh now who's that?
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Marshall's mother.
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Oh, didn't you know? He still lives with his mommy.
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That's never a good thing right? A grown man living with his mommy.
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Oh, well, it is a little, you know-
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But you know what, I shouldn't complain I really shouldn't because
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Look who I live with- My sixteen little kitty cats
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This one's Milly isn't she cute
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this one's Bruno
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and this is Daventhorth, right?
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-and this is Mrs. Daventhorth -Awesome.
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and this is Biscotti and his little mommy, her name is Pricilla-
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Hey, Marshall!
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Wanna know a secret?
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Ohh, I love secrets.
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What do ya got?
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Ms. Bitterman has some really weird feet.
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How weird?
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Oh oh oh, you'll find out once you see her in these puppies, oh!
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Righty, lefty!
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Not exactly the feet you're expecting from a woman you love.
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Grady, I'm really glad you told me that.
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I guess it's "Adios" to weird feet, huh?
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No, now I just don't feel so bad about showing her these.
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Is that thing on the side of your foot considered a toe?
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It's got a ring on it, doesn't it?
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So much for Operation: Breakup.
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More like Operation: Throw up!
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Why are you the one that's all barfy?
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I'm the one that has to eat worms.
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Well I thought you said you know people.
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I do! Watch, I'll prove it again.
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Just watch Chad over there.
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First he's going to pick up his spoon.
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And look at his own reflection.
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He's going to like what he sees.
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And if I know that look, he's going to take out his cell
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and break up with the girl that's right over there.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, no. Just wait for it.
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And there she blows.
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Oh my gosh, I just got the best idea!
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So did I.
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I'm gonna try to be rebound guy.
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Wait up! Nico wants to make it all better!
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that is the last time I date twins.
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Chad, you are the most self-centered,
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cold-hearted, soul-less person I know.
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Thank you. What do you want from me?
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I need you to help me break up Bitterman and Marshall.
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Ah, well, I am on a roll. What's their numbers?
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You can't text them, they're grown-ups.
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They don't know how.
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Okay, well, then you and I are
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going to have to go to Lookout Mountain.
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What? I'm not going to Lookout Mountain with you,
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that's a date place.
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-Do you want them broken up? -Yes.
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Pick you up at 8.
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Wow Chad. Lookout Mountain is beautiful, romantic.
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All the stars are so bright.
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Yes I am.
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Oh, you mean stars up there.
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Yeah, they're alright.
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But they don't have their own show.
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Normally I wouldn't laugh at that,
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but I guess I'm just a little nervous.
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Well relax. I promised an unforgettable evening, didn't I?
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Yeah, you did.
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Well I'm a man of my word.
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What are you doing here, this is the wrong car.
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Wait a minute, you know Bigfoot?
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Yeah, so do you.
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Hey Sonny!
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What is going on here...
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It's all part of the plan.
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Yeah, Grady and I are in on it.
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Where's Grady?
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Hey Sonny!
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How is this supposed to break up Bitterman and Marshall?
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It's all in the script.
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What script?
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Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls-
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Bigfoot gets the girl. It's a classic!
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is your plan?
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This isn't real! This is a show!
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Sonny! Sometimes life imitates heart!
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And this piece of heart is about a couple
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who takes a drive up to Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening-
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Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out of the woods and scares 'em!
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And the guy gets so freaked out he runs away.
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And that gets the girl to break up with him.
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Exactly!
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Oh my gosh! That is the worst plan
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I've ever heard from the worst show I've never seen!
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Oh, well here comes the love birds
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so unless you like the chewy taste of worms-
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Nico put your hat back on.
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Marshall this is such a beautiful spot.
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It was Chad's idea.
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He even gave me a map of where to park the car.
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Romantic, isn't it?
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I'll say.
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This is never going to work.
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Yeah how do you know?
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Because I know people!
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Yeah I know people too!
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Oh yeah, well I know 'em better.
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Watch: Marshall's gonna put his arm around her.
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Oh yeah? Well now he's about to use some breath spray.
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Yeah, well, now he's gonna try and kiss her.
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Wrong. 'Cuz here comes Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot!
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Excuse me?
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Bigfoot!
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You said you would never mention my large foot!
347
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No, no! Bigfoot!
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I heard you the first time, you mama's boy!
349
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Oh-oh, is that where we're going?
350
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Well you started it, Mr. side toe with a ring no less!
351
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At least I'm not a crazy cat lady!
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I told you it would work!
353
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Crazy cat lady? You said you liked cats!
354
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I was talking about the musical.
355
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I can't let this happen.
356
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What, whoa, wait, where you going?
357
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Marshall, I don't think that you and I are- Bigfoot!
358
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That's what I was trying to say, Bigfoot, not big feet! Bigfoot!
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Watch your crazy cat lady now.
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Oh, hello Sonny, how are you today?
361
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You knocked on the wrong window, Mr. Bigfoot!
362
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I'm the only Bigfoot in these woods, buddy!
363
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You know that's not actually Bigfoot, right?
364
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That's Nico and Grady!
365
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Yeah I know that, but she doesn't know that.
366
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Let's give her another minute. She's on a roll.
367
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So, I guess you probably figured out
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we were trying to break you up, huh.
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Sonny, I've been working with you kids a long time
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there's not a lot you can do to fool me.
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I don't know, I'm still really sorry.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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all you did was bring me and Joy closer.
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Look at her.
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She's beating up Bigfoot for me.
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I've never been more attracted to a woman before in my life.
377
00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:48,972
Yeah, too much information.
378
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It's not that we don't want you to be happy, it's just that
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I don't know,
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we just don't want Bitterman to be so involved in the show.
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Alright, fair enough.
382
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I'll talk to her.
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00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:03,871
Maybe you should talk to her.
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I must have dozed off.
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Oh look, a new purse!
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Drive, drive!
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Seatbelts!
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Oh, Nico, hold my new purse.
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And for the record, this is exactly how the episode ended!
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Wait, wait! I can't get Grady's seatbelt!
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We gotta go!
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Just drive, just drive!
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Got it!
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Boys, I'm sorry I laid into you with that log.
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And so to make it up to you, I'm going to give you a little treat.
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I'm going to show you some of the highlights from my performance
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of Twelve Angry Men-
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the Stars and Stripes called it a cure to armed forces!
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I am so angry!
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I am also angry.
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...angry!
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I liked it better when she was beating us with the log.
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I've never been more angry.
404
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It was less painful.
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I've never been more angry.
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