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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,390 --> 00:00:07,700 Hmm, let's see what's for lunch. 2 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:11,799 Ick, Ick on a bun, Ick on a stick. 3 00:00:11,638 --> 00:00:13,788 Well at least today there's some variety. 4 00:00:15,839 --> 00:00:17,159 Mm, well that looks tasty. 5 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:20,869 That looks really tasty. 6 00:00:21,776 --> 00:00:23,576 I meant the food on your plate. 7 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,549 Yeah, I sweet talked the cafeteria lady. 8 00:00:25,478 --> 00:00:26,587 I told her that her hair net really 9 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:27,793 brought out the sparkle in her eye. 10 00:00:28,538 --> 00:00:29,608 Thanks. 11 00:00:30,274 --> 00:00:31,914 Can we get a taco for the teapot? 12 00:00:31,962 --> 00:00:34,202 Oh, the teapot has a name. It's Sonny. 13 00:00:34,388 --> 00:00:36,878 Yes, you are. But what's your name? 14 00:00:37,131 --> 00:00:39,271 -Smooth. -Yes I am. 15 00:00:39,846 --> 00:00:41,156 But you can call me James. 16 00:00:41,284 --> 00:00:43,784 Hey, I got her to make me a rack o' lamb. 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,610 Man, I love lamb! 18 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,755 Yeah stick with me man; you'll have a great time here. 19 00:00:50,195 --> 00:00:52,655 -Sonny. -Chad. 20 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:55,667 Anyways they're shooting our scene, we should probably go. 21 00:00:55,719 --> 00:00:57,509 Oh you're on MacKenzie Falls this week? 22 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:58,328 Let me guess. 23 00:00:58,299 --> 00:01:01,059 Stuck up MacKenzie being chased by bad-boy bank robber? 24 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:03,634 Let me guess. Life of the Boston Tea Party. 25 00:01:03,642 --> 00:01:06,462 Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers. 26 00:01:07,171 --> 00:01:09,001 At least my show has viewers. 27 00:01:09,991 --> 00:01:12,710 -Wow, what's goin' on here? -Nothing. 28 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,819 It's beyond nothing. 29 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:15,669 It's certainly nothing to be late over. 30 00:01:15,593 --> 00:01:17,413 Our scene's up first after lunch. 31 00:01:18,288 --> 00:01:20,368 -Sonny. -Chad. 32 00:01:23,381 --> 00:01:25,080 You know for something that you said was nothing, 33 00:01:25,011 --> 00:01:26,381 that sure seemed like something. 34 00:01:26,488 --> 00:01:30,097 Oh, well, um, it's- it's you know, a day to day something. 35 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:31,300 Sometimes hour by hour. 36 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,916 I don't know. It's complicated. He's complicated. 37 00:01:34,555 --> 00:01:37,474 Well I'm not. My name's James Conroy, 38 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:39,275 and I'd like to take you out tonight. 39 00:01:40,146 --> 00:01:42,786 Well, there's nothing complicated about that. 40 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,076 So I can take that as a yes? 41 00:01:45,019 --> 00:01:46,679 You can take that as a maybe. 42 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:53,735 Off to the races, I'm going places 43 00:01:53,641 --> 00:01:56,731 Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it 44 00:01:56,682 --> 00:02:01,012 This is the big break and it's calling my name 45 00:02:03,204 --> 00:02:06,254 So far, so great, get with it 46 00:02:06,484 --> 00:02:09,264 At least that's how I see it 47 00:02:09,227 --> 00:02:12,537 Having a dream is just the beginning 48 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:15,339 So far, so great, believe it 49 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:18,406 Can't take away this feeling 50 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:21,278 Taking a ride with chance on my side 51 00:02:21,235 --> 00:02:23,445 Yeah, I can't wait 52 00:02:23,432 --> 00:02:25,872 So far, so great 53 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:29,064 So far, so great 54 00:02:32,697 --> 00:02:35,787 Sonny With a Chance S01E09 Sonny With a Chance of Dating 55 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,810 Beyonce. 56 00:02:40,149 --> 00:02:41,269 Tyra. 57 00:02:42,384 --> 00:02:43,954 And a pirate, arrgh! 58 00:02:46,345 --> 00:02:48,184 What are you all sigh-y about? 59 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,630 Oh, was I sighing? Sorry. 60 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,393 Now you're humming. 61 00:02:54,345 --> 00:02:56,515 Was I humming? Sorry again. 62 00:02:57,654 --> 00:03:00,283 Okay, that's not just sighing and humming, 63 00:03:00,176 --> 00:03:02,085 that's boy sighing and humming! 64 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:03,118 Who asked you out? 65 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:06,267 Well, I'm not gonna brag, but James Conroy! 66 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:07,890 -James Conroy? -Yes. 67 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,029 -No! -No? 68 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,350 -No. -Why? 69 00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:12,104 -Because! -Because why? 70 00:03:12,031 --> 00:03:14,880 Because- My best friend dated him and he dumped her. 71 00:03:14,764 --> 00:03:15,693 It wasn't pretty. 72 00:03:15,656 --> 00:03:19,276 Her face broke out and she started wearing polyester pants! 73 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:23,911 Look. I doubt anything is gonna happen between James and me. 74 00:03:25,113 --> 00:03:28,312 Let me guess. He asked you out and you said "no." 75 00:03:28,183 --> 00:03:30,272 -Yes. -That's how it starts! 76 00:03:30,187 --> 00:03:32,757 You say "no"? and he turns on the charm. 77 00:03:32,854 --> 00:03:35,763 Sonny Munroe, bouquet of flowers for you at the front desk. 78 00:03:35,645 --> 00:03:38,145 A-hand here comes the charm! 79 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,709 Hold up! It's Murphy. 80 00:03:45,629 --> 00:03:47,678 Okay. Just be cool, G. Just be cool. 81 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,094 Don't act like we're going to put our heads 82 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,604 under the yogurt machine or anything. 83 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:53,918 -Murphy. -Chowderheads. 84 00:03:54,127 --> 00:03:55,547 Murph! 85 00:03:57,206 --> 00:04:00,485 Sweet! He's gone, there's no line. 86 00:04:00,352 --> 00:04:01,621 Let's do this thing. 87 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,030 It's froyo time. 88 00:04:03,757 --> 00:04:04,757 Me first! 89 00:04:10,605 --> 00:04:13,265 Oh man! I can't wait 'till I get to do it- ow! 90 00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:20,688 This isn't what it looks like. 91 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:23,434 Really. It looks like you're drinking 92 00:04:23,342 --> 00:04:25,082 from the tip of the yogurt machine. 93 00:04:26,728 --> 00:04:29,008 And it's exactly what it looks like. 94 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:33,131 You two yogurt sucklers are banned from the cafeteria. 95 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,980 But I didn't even get to do it! 96 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,108 You're still banned! 97 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:39,154 -Then let me do it- -Never! 98 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,568 As long as I wear this badge and walk this beat, 99 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:46,898 I'll be keeping my eyes on you with a laser focus, and if- 100 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,200 Oh! A nickel. 101 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:56,692 Wow! "Hey Teapot," 102 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,906 aww, "it was nice meeting you." 103 00:04:58,811 --> 00:05:02,181 "Any chance we can go out tonight? Your bad boy James." 104 00:05:03,415 --> 00:05:05,505 You know, maybe he's not such a jerk after all. 105 00:05:05,717 --> 00:05:09,727 Oh, right. And maybe I'm ugly. Use your brain! 106 00:05:10,992 --> 00:05:12,491 Look, I appreciate the warning, 107 00:05:12,431 --> 00:05:14,911 but maybe your friend and James just didn't have chemistry. 108 00:05:18,147 --> 00:05:19,167 Chad? 109 00:05:19,557 --> 00:05:20,667 What do you want Chad. 110 00:05:20,794 --> 00:05:22,124 It's James. 111 00:05:23,154 --> 00:05:24,363 It's James! 112 00:05:24,314 --> 00:05:25,094 Hang up! 113 00:05:25,321 --> 00:05:26,440 Hey James! How's it going? 114 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,835 Oh I love the flowers. They're so beautiful. 115 00:05:28,947 --> 00:05:30,127 It was my pleasure. 116 00:05:30,644 --> 00:05:32,004 Dude, is that my phone? 117 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,433 Ah, yeah it is, thanks. 118 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,190 I gotta make this fast. 119 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:38,795 Do you want to go out tonight? 120 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,504 -To-night? -No! 121 00:05:40,437 --> 00:05:42,367 -No no no no- -I'd love to. 122 00:05:42,854 --> 00:05:45,094 -Cool. -Cool. 123 00:05:45,732 --> 00:05:48,352 -Bye. -Bye. 124 00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:50,292 You hang up first. 125 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,179 -No you hang up fir- -I'll hang up! 126 00:05:53,673 --> 00:05:56,232 Fine. Don't listen to me. 127 00:05:56,128 --> 00:05:58,777 But when your heart is broken into a million pieces 128 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,499 and scattered all over the floor, 129 00:06:00,425 --> 00:06:04,175 just remember, Tawni Hart doesn't vacuum. 130 00:06:10,966 --> 00:06:12,576 Where's your idiot friend? 131 00:06:13,076 --> 00:06:14,136 Bart! 132 00:06:16,174 --> 00:06:18,564 Not that idiot. James. 133 00:06:20,222 --> 00:06:22,842 Yeah, the one that's going out with Sonny tonight. 134 00:06:23,665 --> 00:06:24,785 I'm sorry. What? 135 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:27,912 James. Sonny. Date. Tonight. 136 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:29,648 Date. Sonny. Tonight. James? 137 00:06:29,573 --> 00:06:31,113 So where is he? 138 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,797 Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. 139 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:35,653 Give me all your money! 140 00:06:37,678 --> 00:06:39,978 What is your show even about? 141 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:42,997 Oh, this week's our Christmas episode. 142 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,424 Yeah, in the end, he realizes he had a wonderful life. 143 00:06:47,049 --> 00:06:50,199 Look. Just tell James, back off from Sonny. 144 00:06:50,348 --> 00:06:54,727 Wait, why do you want him to back off from Sonny? 145 00:06:54,549 --> 00:06:56,239 Why are you wearing a bib? 146 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:58,870 -Jealous? -I have my own bib. 147 00:06:58,769 --> 00:07:00,679 Not of the bib, of Sonny. 148 00:07:01,484 --> 00:07:03,383 No. I'm trying to protect her. 149 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:05,256 Why do you want him to back off Sonny? 150 00:07:06,068 --> 00:07:07,848 I- I never said I did. 151 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,999 Oh, your lips say "I don't care," 152 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:12,044 but your eyes say I do care. 153 00:07:12,111 --> 00:07:16,151 Now. You just tell your friend to back off from Tawni Hart. 154 00:07:16,494 --> 00:07:19,994 Well not back off from me, back off from me, Tawni Hart! 155 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:23,676 You'll never take me alive! 156 00:07:26,718 --> 00:07:28,288 Dude are you taking Sonny out? 157 00:07:28,713 --> 00:07:29,452 Why do you care. 158 00:07:29,423 --> 00:07:30,392 I don't. 159 00:07:30,353 --> 00:07:32,333 Yeah, I get that from your eyes. 160 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,786 You'll still never take me alive! 161 00:07:34,717 --> 00:07:36,207 But I forgot something. 162 00:07:40,021 --> 00:07:41,521 This is good, want some lamb? 163 00:07:44,318 --> 00:07:47,058 Why would Murphy ban you two from the cafeteria? 164 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:49,602 Apparently it's against studio policy to shove 165 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:51,237 your head underneath the yogurt machine. 166 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:52,401 But it was worth it. 167 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:55,767 -Well some of us wouldn't know. -Let it go. 168 00:07:56,307 --> 00:07:58,676 What you two need is a lawyer. 169 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:00,230 What do we need a lawyer for? 170 00:08:00,163 --> 00:08:03,233 To plead your case to Murphy, and to get your ban overturned. 171 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:04,721 Where are we gonna get a lawyer? 172 00:08:04,882 --> 00:08:06,692 You're lookin' at her. 173 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:09,436 But do you even know what you're doing? 174 00:08:09,352 --> 00:08:11,712 I think we all know the answer to that. 175 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:17,142 Another case won by: Sally Jenson, kid lawyer. 176 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:18,947 I fight for you! 177 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,775 That was a character you played in a sketch. 178 00:08:21,926 --> 00:08:24,175 Yeah, but she won my case when I was wrongly 179 00:08:24,084 --> 00:08:25,864 accused of mugging the tooth fairy. 180 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,340 That was a sketch! 181 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,709 Aha, spoken like someone who's already 182 00:08:29,618 --> 00:08:32,098 tasted the creamy goodness. 183 00:08:32,515 --> 00:08:34,185 Fine, what's your fee? 184 00:08:43,017 --> 00:08:44,477 Where did you learn to dance like that? 185 00:08:44,648 --> 00:08:47,048 I'm from Wisconsin. We dance key form. 186 00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:52,742 Yay I won again! 187 00:08:54,766 --> 00:08:56,856 Maybe we should switch to air hockey. 188 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:58,204 Loser buys burgers? 189 00:08:58,152 --> 00:09:00,322 -I'll have a challenge. -I love free burgers. 190 00:09:10,074 --> 00:09:11,644 I won at that too! 191 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,186 Can we do something I actually have a chance of winning, 192 00:09:14,102 --> 00:09:15,022 like eating. 193 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:16,360 Oh don't be so sure. 194 00:09:16,443 --> 00:09:18,543 All that winning made me really hungry. 195 00:09:26,686 --> 00:09:28,056 So, what looks good? 196 00:09:29,017 --> 00:09:29,887 You. 197 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,110 Sorry I'm late. 198 00:09:33,429 --> 00:09:35,239 -Tawni? -Tawni? 199 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:38,100 James. So, what did I miss? 200 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:41,620 An invitation. What are you doing here? 201 00:09:41,697 --> 00:09:43,987 I like chicken fingers and Skee Ball! 202 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,570 Woo, sorry I'm late. So what'd I miss? 203 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:48,717 Tawni likes chicken fingers and Skee Ball! 204 00:09:48,746 --> 00:09:50,126 What are you doing here? 205 00:09:50,492 --> 00:09:52,322 I came to hang out with my bro! 206 00:09:52,957 --> 00:09:55,006 -So what are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 207 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:56,222 What are they doing here? 208 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:57,960 What are we still doing here? 209 00:09:58,462 --> 00:10:00,651 Do you wanna make a break for it? I know how to tuck and roll. 210 00:10:00,563 --> 00:10:02,023 I am right behind you. 211 00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:06,496 Who's up for some chicken fingers and Skee Ball? 212 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:15,471 So. 213 00:10:17,204 --> 00:10:18,264 So. 214 00:10:19,611 --> 00:10:20,881 So. 215 00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:23,761 So. 216 00:10:24,647 --> 00:10:28,187 How about you and I partake in a friendly game of Air Hockey? 217 00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:30,184 Eh, it's not really my- ow! 218 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,248 Why are you trying to ruin my date? 219 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:38,076 I'm trying to protect you! 220 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,824 From what, having fun? 221 00:10:39,762 --> 00:10:41,442 From getting hurt! 222 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:46,313 Now, as soon as this game is over, and I have no idea when that is. 223 00:10:46,505 --> 00:10:49,345 You will get a toothache and I will take you home. 224 00:10:49,574 --> 00:10:52,114 Why are you trying to protect me, you're never this nice. 225 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,470 I will tell you who's not nice. James. 226 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,338 How do you even know so much about him? 227 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:59,320 Just pick a side for your toothache! 228 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,350 You were that "friend" who dated James 229 00:11:02,264 --> 00:11:04,593 and ended up wearing polyester pants! 230 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,957 I would never wear polyester pants. 231 00:11:06,858 --> 00:11:09,897 Hah, I should've guessed it. Who's Tawni's best friend? 232 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:10,814 -Tawni! -Hah! 233 00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:14,478 So you came here to ruin my date because you're jealous! 234 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:20,916 So, you, uh, having a good time on your date? 235 00:11:21,149 --> 00:11:23,948 I was, until it was rudely interrupted. 236 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,834 Yeah, Tawni's a piece of work, right? 237 00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:28,413 James is a jerk! 238 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:29,822 He's not a jerk! 239 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,050 Oh, she is so cute when she's angry. 240 00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:35,856 Pfft, Sonny's always cute. 241 00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:39,745 She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute. 242 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,933 No dude, I am talking about Tawni! 243 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,312 I'm sorry, I thought you just said Tawni. 244 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:47,450 I did. 245 00:11:47,535 --> 00:11:49,995 I'm telling you, James is a jerk! 246 00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:53,071 Oh, she hates me so much. Ah, I love it! 247 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:58,341 You know what, why don't you take your friend and get out of here. 248 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,623 Come on, Tawni! 249 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:09,702 Woo. I mean, I thought she'd never leave. 250 00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:24,713 Officer Murphy, I'm Sally Jenson, kid lawyer. 251 00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:27,817 I'm familiar with your work. 252 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,660 Good. Now, did you or did you not 253 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:33,232 see my clients underneath the yogurt spout? 254 00:12:33,141 --> 00:12:34,511 I did. 255 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,930 I was hoping for "did not."? Sidebar please! 256 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,989 Okay, you guys are doomed! 257 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:44,087 Dull me up while I go in for a plea bargain. 258 00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:50,352 Alright. My clients accept thirty years to life! 259 00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:51,885 What? Sidebar! 260 00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:57,639 What are you doing. You are the worst lawyer ever! 261 00:12:58,079 --> 00:12:59,089 I'll tell you what. 262 00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:01,981 You let me eat my lunch in peace, 263 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:04,476 and I'll let these two beef sacks off the hook. 264 00:13:04,524 --> 00:13:07,464 -Oh, I wish it was that easy. -It is that easy! 265 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,551 A good way to get them to stay off the hook 266 00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:12,792 is if my clients do some community service in the cafeteria. 267 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,107 -What? No way! -Community service... 268 00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:16,471 What a great idea! 269 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:20,494 -Three hours? -Three or six? 270 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:24,419 We were off, and you put us back on! 271 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:29,508 That's because I'm: Sally Jenson, kid lawyer. I fight for you! 272 00:13:29,624 --> 00:13:31,504 No, you didn't! 273 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:40,225 -Wow. -Yeah. 274 00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:42,805 Those flowers are even bigger than the ones that came yesterday. 275 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,187 Yeah. 276 00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,072 You must be thrilled. 277 00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:47,396 Yeah. 278 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,949 I haven't stopped thinking about you 279 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:54,150 since last night in the arcade, Tawni. 280 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,540 Tawni! 281 00:13:56,365 --> 00:13:59,005 When can I see you again, James? 282 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:01,335 Well here, I guess these are for you. 283 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,264 There are two things I love. 284 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,680 Me being right and you being not right. 285 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,460 But I'm so mad at James I can't enjoy either of them! 286 00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:13,228 This is so frustrating! 287 00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:21,343 How could I be fooled by such a jerk? I feel so stupid. 288 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,805 -Are you trying to comfort me? -Yeah. 289 00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:41,941 Thanks. 290 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:43,948 -Can I be done now? -Yes. 291 00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:49,527 I hope James gets dumped one day so he'll never do this again. 292 00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:53,003 -That's good! -What's good? 293 00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,076 Giving James a taste of his own medicine! 294 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:56,850 Go on. 295 00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:01,169 -Well, he always wants what he can't have, right? -Right. 296 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,070 So let's make you what he can't have! 297 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,885 I'm going to be what he thinks he wants, 298 00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,537 but because he'll have me, he won't want me, 299 00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:08,427 so he's going to want you, but he can't get you, because you- 300 00:15:08,348 --> 00:15:09,778 Okay less words please. 301 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,049 You're gonna need a fake date. 302 00:15:11,983 --> 00:15:15,182 Ohh. A fake date. 303 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:18,452 Hmm. Well, I know just the fake to date. 304 00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:24,776 -Quick, hold my hand! -Don't tell me what to do! 305 00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:27,472 We're on a fake date; we have to make it look believable. 306 00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,787 -Well, If you wanna hold hands, you gotta switch sides. -Why? 307 00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:31,557 Because this is my holding hand. 308 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:32,242 Fine. 309 00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:33,783 Look, and just so you know, 310 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:36,125 this is our first and last fake date. 311 00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:37,197 -Good. -Good. 312 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,620 Now smile like you're having the time of your life. 313 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:49,592 Now I have to be honest, 314 00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:51,573 I was a little surprised when you said "yes." 315 00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:56,381 Well, you texted, you called, you sent flowers. 316 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,280 You just don't let a girl say "no"? Do ya' bad boy. 317 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:00,955 No. 318 00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:05,121 Oh you have got to be kidding me, 319 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,652 she's already on a date? 320 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,724 Man, she works fast. 321 00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,027 Oh, come on. 322 00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:14,291 Let's not talk about sonny and how she's completely over you. 323 00:16:14,115 --> 00:16:15,894 Let's talk about me. 324 00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:18,922 And how much I'm into you. I like us! 325 00:16:19,774 --> 00:16:20,974 Really... 326 00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:24,366 Oh lookie! I just changed my online status 327 00:16:24,263 --> 00:16:26,422 to "re-dating James Conroy." 328 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:27,793 And I got into your account and 329 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:30,735 changed your status to "crazy for Tawni Hart!" 330 00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:34,809 They're looking this way. Put your arm around me. 331 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,832 Well I would, but you're sitting on the wrong side. 332 00:16:37,182 --> 00:16:38,831 See, this arm says "let's cuddle," 333 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,705 and this arm says "hit the game, bro!" 334 00:16:41,153 --> 00:16:43,513 Well I'm saying just put one of them around me! 335 00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:47,939 Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder. 336 00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:53,585 This is nice. In theory. 337 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:57,634 Yeah. We make a good couple. Hypothetically. 338 00:16:58,743 --> 00:17:00,753 He's looking this way. In reality. 339 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:09,640 You know what I want, potato skins. 340 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:12,703 And to go to Paris with you in the spring. 341 00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:16,526 That's- that's four months away. Who knows what I, 342 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:20,361 I mean we, I mean you- will be doing by then. 343 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,720 There she is. 344 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,449 I mean granted it's not as good as a yogurt, 345 00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:34,947 but she's a close second. 346 00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:36,452 Yeah, I guess you're right. 347 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,168 It will be a little less creamy 348 00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:40,877 but at least I'll still get to feel the frozen goodness. 349 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,930 -Check that out. -I see it, dude, I can almost taste it. 350 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,611 -I'm talking about over there. Sonny and Chad. -What? 351 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,849 Where- Whoa-oh wow. Here. 352 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,529 Hah! I got a text! From... you? 353 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,265 What, that jerk still has my phone? 354 00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,970 And he already wants me back! 355 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,655 -Already... -I know, how good are we? 356 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,696 Well, well, well, well. 357 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,727 Hi. 358 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,803 So, you guys on a date? 359 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,188 It's fake. 360 00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:15,565 Ohh, then why didn't you ask one of us to be your fake date? 361 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:16,895 Obviously she doesn't think we're 362 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:19,226 good enough to be her fake date. Mhm. 363 00:18:19,282 --> 00:18:21,901 Either one of us would have made a much better 364 00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:25,005 fake date than Chip drama pants over here. 365 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,850 -I don't think so. -Yoww, Chip! 366 00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:29,571 Okay can we talk about this later. 367 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,469 Fine. But just so you know, 368 00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:34,254 I've been in three, four, five fake relationships. 369 00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,269 So I could have helped you on your little fake date. 370 00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:38,346 Oh, so this is a fake date? 371 00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:41,801 No, this is real. As real as can be. 372 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:44,248 -So you're lying to us? -No. 373 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,270 -Oh, so you're lying to me? -No. 374 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:49,653 Look, would I do this if I were on a fake date. 375 00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:58,616 Oh, that settles it! I must have you back. 376 00:18:58,673 --> 00:18:59,553 Tawni! 377 00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:04,628 Check your e-mail. 378 00:19:04,831 --> 00:19:06,900 Oh no, you're not dumping her for me, 379 00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:08,426 because I'm dumping you. 380 00:19:09,156 --> 00:19:11,475 Oh, no. You can't dump me. I don't get dumped. 381 00:19:11,382 --> 00:19:14,022 Alright, I dump. From a distance. 382 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,989 Not this time. 383 00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:18,938 Yeah, because we're dumping you- up close! 384 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,000 Well what do you want, like an apology or something? 385 00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:25,613 Yes. 386 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,410 C'mon dude, back me up here. 387 00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:33,066 Yeah, you're on your own. And I want my phone back. 388 00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:37,280 I cannot believe I thought you were cool. 389 00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:38,343 When did you think that? 390 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,090 I don't know, I just thought he was cool. 391 00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:46,712 -I should go. -Yeah. You should. And never come back. 392 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,924 Allow us to show you the way out. 393 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:51,405 No thanks, I'll show myself out. 394 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:53,211 You'll never take me alive! 395 00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:58,151 My work here is done. 396 00:19:58,225 --> 00:20:00,315 -Mushy machine? -Mushy machine. 397 00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,604 (Out of order) 398 00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:08,751 That was some kiss. 399 00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:11,043 What do you mean, that kiss was fake. 400 00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:11,773 Was not. 401 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,445 Chad, I put my hand over your mouth. 402 00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:15,790 Well that explains why your lips 403 00:20:15,739 --> 00:20:17,439 tasted like Skee Ball and Air Hockey. 404 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,799 Do you think that I'd really kiss you? 405 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,439 Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. 406 00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,381 Peace out suckas! 407 00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:38,917 -Garbage- swept. -Sneeze guard- de-snotted. 408 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,279 Tomorrow, you're on snot duty. 409 00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:42,644 You said snot duty. 410 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,780 How annoying. I can't believe Zora got us into this mess. 411 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:53,373 Or, did she do us a solid. Check it, the place's empty. 412 00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:56,403 Maybe the kid lawyer did know what she was doing. 413 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,331 It's froyo time for me. 414 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,870 What are you doing? 415 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,455 Being dramatic. 416 00:21:15,627 --> 00:21:19,986 Ahh! You've suckled your last yogurt butter-butts! 417 00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:22,178 Hey look! May be a dime! 418 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:26,042 Haha! Nice try. I only like nickels. 419 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,220 I want my lawyer! 420 00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:28,771 Made by Deefun www.deefun.com 421 00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:33,371 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30560

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