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You guys come on!
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Get off the Internet we're supposed to be
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writing a sketch for this week's show!
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You are not even listening to me?
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You are not even listening to me when I am telling you
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"you are not even listening to me"?
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Ah! Who is hotter?
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Chad Dylan Cooper or his new car?
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Let me see that!
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Look at him. He's been seen so hot... I mean so not.
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Yeah! The car is what makes him hot!
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I'm just saying.
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What is "Sharona Knows"?
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Only the most popular gossip blog on the web!
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The World Wide Web!
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Yeah! And it's also the meanest blog on the web!
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-The world wide... -Yeah! we got that!
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Hey look! There is a photo of me!
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And we're wearing the same dress!
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Who'd Sharona say wore it better?
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It doesn't matter!
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Oh! Sweetie!
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Don't take what she says personally
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she is mean to everyone!
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Sharona's forecast:
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Sonny was shinning while Tawni was partly clunky
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with an eighty percent chance of shame?
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Oh! Interesting!
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Ok! So anyways the sketch.
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She did not just say you wore it better!
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So! Ah! I think she took it pretty well!
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Off to the races, I'm going places
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Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it
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This is the big break and it's calling my name
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So far, so great, get with it
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At least that's how I see it
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Having a dream is just the beginning
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So far, so great, believe it
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Can't take away this feeling
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Taking a ride with chance on my side
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Yeah, I can't wait
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So far, so great
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So far, so great
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Sonny With a Chance S01E07 Poll'd Apart
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You know what hurts the most?
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That you would actually have the same dress as me!
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Ok! We'll go through everything in my closet
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and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again!
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So! Do you have anything like this?
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Ok! This one's safe!
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What about these?
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♪♪♪♪
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It's a skort!
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You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front.
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It's like a mullet for your butt.
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Ok so what're you wearing to the "Oh No, You Didn't" Awards?
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Shame. And this sharpest party dress. But mostly shame.
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Tawni come on!
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Sharona's had her fun!
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She will never pit us against each other again!
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It's over!
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This just in!
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Sharona says: Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab.
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Ok now it's over!
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How could Sharona compare these two photos!
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She used my picture from "The bad hair day" sketch
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and yours is all touched up and pretty!
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Oh actually, that's my photo from my student ID
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Didn't it turn out good?
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My clothes are ugly!
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My hair is ugly!
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My entire life is ugly!
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I need a tissue!
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Here just use my skort!
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Even the things I blow my nose are ugly!
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Look at Chad!
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With his perfect hair his perfect car and his valid license!
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I bet he is gonna to drive that car to the "Oh No, You Didn't" Awards
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and all the girls will be all over him.
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What a loser!
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I would never even wanna be in that car!
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I would rather have a wedgie every day
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for the rest of my life than to be in that car!
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What a jerk!
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I can not look at him another minute
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Hey! Tawni, you're ready to come back to the rehears...
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You shaved your head?!
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Actually, it's a bald cap!
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but symbolically, yes I did shave my head!
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Sharona has driven you to wearing a bald cap?
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If I don't have the best hair
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I may as well not have any hair at all!
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Cut it out! Zora!
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Tawni! This is crazy!
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I can't believe you're letting Sharona get to you like this
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Image is all I have!
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You have wholesomeness and fresh-faceness
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so you don't need style which is good because you don't have any!
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Come on! You are making fun of me to make yourself feel better
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see there's the Tawni I know and occasionally I get along with!
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Yeah. I guess hurting you did make me feel a little bit better.
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There you go!
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Take another shot! Look! my shirt is so last year-ish!
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Actually it was never in!
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Oh, snap! You got me good!
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Now make fun of my pants!
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Your pants are really cute!
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Wow! A compliment!?
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This is worse than I thought.
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I'll be back in a little while.
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Yeah! Just go!
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Turn off the light and leave me alone with my bald, bald head...
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Zora I told you to cut it out!
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That wasn't me!
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Hey Chad!
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How is it going buddy, how is life over on the "Falls"?
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Lots of drama.
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You're hilarious!
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Drama! Cause you're on a drama!
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I bet you get hungry on the drama.
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Which is why I bought you some hot wings!
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Thanks dude.
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Love the wing!
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I love your car!
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She is alright.
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Listen, I hope I'm not being too forward but
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if you haven't already promised your passenger seat to someone
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maybe I could ride with you to the "Oh No, You Didn't"
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Me and you?
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Yeah. I know it seems crazy. A guy like me
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going with a guy like you in a car like that,
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but just think about it!
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Hey Chad! How's it going over there on the "Falls"?
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Pretty good.
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I got you this pizza!
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Did you now.
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You know, I was sitting around and thinking
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I haven't bought my pal Chad a pizza in a while!
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You never bought me a pizza!
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And that was wrong!
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This wouldn't by any chance have anything to do with
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you wanting to ride in my car, would it?
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Dude you're freakin' me out. I mean you got all that from a pizza?!
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Just think about it, ok?
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Don't pressure me! Just...
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Right!
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Dear readers
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Sharona knows that you seek the truth and I'll deliver it
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whether it's true or not!
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Is that my Latte, monkey?
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I have Sonny Munroe to see you!
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Fine! Fine! Send! Send!
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-Hi Sharona! Thank you so much... -Come! Come! Sit! Sit!
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Not there!
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Not there!
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How about I just stand?!
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That's fine!
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Look Sharona, I'm a big fan of your website!
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Who isn't?
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Can I get a what-what?!
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What-what!
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Don't touch me!
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-Ok listen! I ! I came here to talk about... -Not now!
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I have to pick an outfit!
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No!
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No!
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Hideous!
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Awful!
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And that's just the people holding the clothes!
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Just give me that one!
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I'm going to wear this to the "Oh No, You Didn't" Awards.
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Oh wait! I'm going to that too!
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Do you like it? It's custom made!
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Oh. How I loathe when people wear the same outfit!
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Yeah About that...
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I came here to tell you that some of the things
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that you write on your blog can be really hurtful to certain people!
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Which people?
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Well I can't tell you that?
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Can you text me?
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No!
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Well, my policy is
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if they can't take it and you can't text it
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they shouldn't go outside!
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She is not going outside!
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Who?
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Tawni!
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Ha!
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Ok! Yes, it's Tawni!
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But she is lying on the couch crying her eyes out!
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And she is even wearing a bald cap!
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I did that to Tawni Hart?
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Can I get a what-what?
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What-no!
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Sharona! I'm trying to tell you that some of the things
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that you write about people on the internet can really hurt them!
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You know, they are real people with real feelings too!
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They aren't just names and faces on TV and in magazines!
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And you should really think about that the next time you blog!
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You know what Sonny?
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I've never thought about it that way!
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You have really opened my eyes!
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Me too!
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You have really given me a lot to think about!
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A lot! A lot! A latte!
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Monkey! Latte!
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Tawni! I have a really good news!
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Ah, you symbolically shaved all your photos?
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I helped!
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I made this one a pirate!
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Ok! Forget the pirate!
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Here is the really great news!
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Sharona won't be writing any more mean things about you!
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I went down there and had a little talk with her!
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You did?
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I did!
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For me?
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For you!
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And now it's time to show the world Tawni's beautiful head of hair!
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Are you ready for that?
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Yes I am!
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So, Sharona took it pretty well, aha?!
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Yeah, she did! You know,
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it was a little rough at first, but underneath all that purple hay,
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there is a heart, and once I realized that, I said..
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Tawni Is Bald!
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What?!
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What! You told her I was bald?!
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I didn't say that! That's not what I said!
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Well, what did you say?
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I said bald cap!
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But Sharona twisted it all around and left out the "cap" part!
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She is a word twister!
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Tawni! Wait!
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Don't let the word twister win!
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Where did she go?
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If anybody needs me, I'll be up here for the rest of my life!
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Tawni! Please come out of there.
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We can't do the show without you!
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Not gonna!
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But what if I told you I had some of your favorite things?
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Like what?
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Well, I've got a mirror!
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I don't wanna see myself!
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Well, maybe you would feel differently if you are
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wearing your favorite discontinued lipstick Cocomacococo
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Cocomacococo?
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That's right! Cocomacococo!
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I can't believe this! I just wanted to make things better!
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Read my Cocomacococo lips!
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Sharona is evil! And everybody reads her blog!
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You had no chance! She is too powerful!
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Ah! So you're just gonna close your vent and give up?
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That's it?!
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You know what! We are pretty powerful too!
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I mean we are on a TV show for crying out loud
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You can't let that wicked witch of the web get away with this!
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Wait!
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What?
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Wicked witch of the web?!
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Come on! We're gonna on TV and fight fire with funny!
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As long as there's fire, I'm in!
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Get her!
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Now, welcome back to So Random!
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Monkey! My latte is cold!
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And you have visitors!
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Sit! Sit!
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Stand! Stand!
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Side! Side!
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I love my power!
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Guess which Ozzie wood trio lacks courage, brains and rhythm.
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Why do you have to be such a bully?
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Because it makes me feel so alive!
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Can I get a witch-witch?
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Please! My grandmother roars better than that!
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And she dresses better too!
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And you! You call yourself a scarecrow!
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The only thing scary about you is your outfit!
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You're a walking fashion and fire hazard.
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Why you got to go there?
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Hey! Witch! Watch!
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What're you trying to do?! Melt me?!
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It isn't in the movie, kid!
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I'm trying to distract you while he unplugs your computer!
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No! Not my computer!
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No! Without my computer, I'll lose my power
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and then if I don't use navigator over the Internet I'm just another
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bitter weak sensitive lonely insensitive old hag.
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You are also a kind of joke!
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You guys wanna get some courage and some brains?
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I'm more in the mood for Chinese!
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You'll miss me and my little blog too!
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Wicked witch?
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Oh no they didn't!
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You texted it? You!
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Guys, look!
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You both want a ride to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts" in my car
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and I get that.
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But all I can think about is which one of you wants it more?
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Guys! Guys! Stop!
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So? Decided anything?
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Yeah! I'm gonna milk this a little longer!
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Cereal, ribs
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Anything about us on Sharona's blog?!
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Oh! My phone is not on, I just looking at my reflection!
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Oh! Look at you!
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Loving yourself too much!
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Welcome back my old friend!
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You know, I think we've heared the last of Sharona!
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Whoa! A gift basket!
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Owl's Butcher shop! It's from Sharona!
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"To my funny friends at So Random!"
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What does it say? Look!
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She... she wrote things on the meat!
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Meat Dead Your
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You're dead meat!
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She is threatening us!
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Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too!
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If anyone of you show your faces at the "Oh No, You Didn'ts,"
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I will tear you all to shreds. --Sharona!
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Come on! We're not really afraid of her!
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Are we, Tawni?
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I'm a little afraid!
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Yeah me too!
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Guys! These last few days have been amazing!
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But I realized something!
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Just cause I drive to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts" alone
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doesn't mean I'm leaving alone!
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Know what I'm talking about, ha?!
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We have no idea what you're talking about!
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I'm talking about girls!
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Guys! Guys! It's not you, it's you and you!
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-But... -No, no. No words.
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It's easier if I just leave with your presents.
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I can't believe we got in a fight over Chad!
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Yeah! yeah! Well technically
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we got in a fight over Chad's car
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Dude, you're way too good for that car.
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Yeah, that car doesn't deserve to take you to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts"
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It doesn't matter! We can't go anyway!
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We got threatening meat!
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Remember that sketch I thought would make things better?
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Actually it turned out to make things worse!
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Ha! That happens a lot with you!
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Now thanks to little Miss "I have a plan,"
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we can't go to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts!"
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You know, none of this would've happened
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if you hadn't cared so much about what Sharona said about you.
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I swear the only person who cares more about
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how they look more than you is Sharona!
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Oh no! She is thinking again!
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You're right!
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I am thinking and you know what I'm thinking?
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We're doing this!
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So we are going to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts?"
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Oh yes! We are-re!
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This is the face I'm going to use
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when they call my name when I win my "Oh no, you didn't."
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Oh, maybe this one.
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Sharona!
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Look who showed up, monkey!
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I guess they didn't read their meat!
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We just wanted to come here and say: You win!
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Those are my two favorite words!
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Next to... Latte, monkey!
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Before we go, can we just get a picture with you?
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Why not? It will be something to remember!
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That's kind of what we were hoping for!
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Ok! Ready everybody!
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One, two, three!
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Oh! What do you think you're doing?
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You can't wear me!
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Well! Actually, I think we are wearing you better than you!
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I'll destroy you!
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Not anymore!
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Because if we don't care what you write about us!
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You can't hurt us!
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So smile! And say ahhhha!
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No... no pictures! No pictures!
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I am going to blog you into oblivion.
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Sonny Munroe and her cast of So Random...
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Well, I guess we all know who wore it wetter.
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Hair check! Teeth check! Fashionably late, check!
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Alright! On my way to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts."
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Alright! On my way to the "Oh No, You Didn'ts."
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Come on!
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This does not happen to Chad Dylan Cooper!
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Where is my battery?
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"Thanks for the memories, your pals Nico and Grady"
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Do I know a Nico and Grady?
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