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Has this ever happened to you?
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Hey, loser, give me your lunch money!
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Well, now it's time to get that bully off your back.
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Hey, loser, give me all your lunch...
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Yeah, it's the bully-proof backpack!
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Its patented cartoon-violence technology
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is guaranteed to stop even the meanest of bullies.
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Each backpack comes with three awesome settings.
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Body Blow.
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Jab.
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And Speed Bag.
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And now you can ride the bus, eat lunch
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or go to chess club
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without having your head shoved into a toilet.
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Hey, smarty-pants, gimme...
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Thank you, bully-proof backpack!
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The bully-proof backpack,
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available where all backpacks are sold.
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Not available to bullies.
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Off to the races, I'm going places
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Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it
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This is the big break and it's calling my name
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So far, so great, get with it
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At least that's how I see it
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Having a dream is just the beginning
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So far, so great, believe it
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Can't take away this feeling
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Taking a ride with chance on my side
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Yeah, I can't wait
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So far, so great
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So far, so great
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Sonny With a Chance S01E06 Three's Not Company
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Man, I wish I had one of these
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bully-proof backpacks back in Wisconsin.
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Boy. You can take the girl out of Wisconsin,
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but you can't get the girl to stop talking about Wisconsin.
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Chad, what are you doing in here?
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Tawni, that's a cardboard cut-out.
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You can tell it's not the real Chad
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because we've been with him for five seconds now and
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he hasn't mentioned his name or fixed his hair.
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Hi. It's Chad Dylan Cooper from
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the hit tween drama "McKenzie Falls."
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I'm here to invite Sonny and Tawni
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to my Chad-tastic birthday party.
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When?
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This Friday night.
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I hope you can make it.
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'Cause it just wouldn't be the same without Sonny and Tawni.
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Ooh. Chad's birthday party. That would be fun.
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And since you don't have any plans,
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why don't you pick me up at 7:00?
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Well, how do you know I don't have any plans?
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Fine, I'll play.
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What are you doing Friday night?
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I have plans.
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OK, that was fun.
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So what time are you picking me up?
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No, I'm serious.
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My best friend Lucy is coming into town
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for the weekend from Wisconsin.
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I can't believe you're saying "no" to me.
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I knew this would happen someday,
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but I always expected it to come from
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an Efron or a Timberlake.
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Well, now it's coming from a Munroe.
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See, Lucy and I just have the weekend crazy booked.
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May I?
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let's see. "4:00--mani-pedis".
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Ew. You touch your own feet?
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No, we do it to each other.
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Ew!
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5:15--watch a scary movie and eat hot wings.
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Oh, who could eat after the feet-touching?
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This is horrifying!
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It's not horrifying, it's my "fun-genda."
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Eww! Is that contagious?
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It's not a disease. It's a "fun-sease."
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Oh. OK, you see, putting the word "fun" in front
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of unfun words
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doesn't make that list fun.
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Well, maybe not to you,
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but... these are things that Lucy and I love to do together.
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We just get each other.
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That's Lucy's ring, which means she's here!
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Hey she's early,
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that means we can squeeze in a puppet show.
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Hi, it's Chad.
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And I wanted to let you know that Grady and Nico
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have not been invited to my Chad-tastic birthday party.
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If you're still interested in buying me a gift,
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I'd like the following.
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Here's your gift!
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Hello, ladies.
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Murphy.
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Been keeping your nose clean, fellas?
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What are you doing here, Murphy?
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What am I doing here?
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I'll tell you what am I doing here.
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Keeping you safe.
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-From what? -Our pizza?
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Danger comes all sizes.
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This box may have said medium,
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but the threat was extra-large.
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Hand over the pie, Murphy.
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He took a bite out of every slice!
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You can't prove that. No one can.
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You've got tomato sauce on your shirt!
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Please, I've got tomato sauce on all my shirts.
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You've got a mushroom on your shoe!
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All my shoes have mushrooms!
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-You've got a sausage... -You can't pin this on me!
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You can't pin anything on me.
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Well except this pin.
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Well, and this pin too.
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But Murphy is not pinnable.
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Murphy has gone too far this time.
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Something must be done.
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And not just for us
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but for everyone who ever had a security guard eat their pizza!
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-So you mean just us. -Yeah, pretty much just us.
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-Lucy! -Sonny!
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Oh, I miss you so much!
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Dude, Wisconsin stinks so bad without you.
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-Speaking of stinks, do I smell... -Oh yes, you do.
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A meatball sandwich from Sidell's?
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Eww, this is so disgusting.
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You're the best friend ever.
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-No, you are. -No, you are.
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-You are awesome. -You are awesomer.
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We are going to have the best weekend.
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I cannot believe I'm actually in Hollywood!
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There are so many things I wanna do.
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Me too. I've got them all written down.
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-Fun-genda? -You know it!
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Come on, I'll show you around.
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-So, this is... -The prop house!
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How cool is this place!
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Oh, those are your antennas from the bee sketch.
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Here. I'm working on a new character. Tell me what you think.
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Sit, sit.
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Raquel from the hair salon back home.
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Honey, too much blow dry.
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And you no condition. You know I can't do nothing with this
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When you no condition.
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You make me cry.
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- Brava! - Tawni.
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Oh, the things you stumble upon
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When you're hiding and hoping to stumble upon something.
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And you must be the best friend
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I've heard just enough about.
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I'm Lucy.
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Your majesty, it is my greatest pleasure to meet you.
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Lucy, she's not actually a queen.
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I just said she acts like one.
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Okay, we' better go.
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we've got a pretty busy schedule.
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Hey! Maybe tawni can come with.
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She's not really a come with-er.
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Au contraire.
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When I'm invited to things, I don't pass.
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Well, we're just gonna be doing
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things that are on my fun-genda
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which someone implied was a dumb-genda.
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She doesn't really get us.
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Well, maybe Lulu here would rather do it up Hollywood style.
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Her name is Lucy,
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and she'd rather do it up Wisconsin style.
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Lulu's fine, and I like all kinds of styles.
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Well, then we'll do it Tawni style.
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Shall we?
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Come on, Sonny.
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All right, I think I can make this work.
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I'll just have to move making dreamcatchers to 4:00.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's review the plan.
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We are gonna super spice the pizza.
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You deliver the pizza.
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Murphy intercepts said pizza.
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He takes one bite and his mouth explodes.
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- murphy will never eat our pizza again. - huh-uh.
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Not after he tastes this four-alarm baby.
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Four alarms going in,
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Six alarms going out.
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Yo yo yo, this might be the best plan we ever hatched.
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And now for the final insult--
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A hint of scabanero peppers,
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The hottest pepper known to man
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And security guards.
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Perfecto.
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- Hot lips. - Huh?
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- Hot lips, hot lips, hot lips! - What's wrong?
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Pizza delivery.
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Hold on.
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Never seen you before.
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Who's it for?
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Nico and Grady.
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Noreen, I gotta go.
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Put the box down.
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Put your hands where i can see them.
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Well, that sounds suspicious.
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Man, does that mean you're gonna have to confiscate it?
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- Roger that. - Okay.
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Nicely done, but where's the scream?
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Three, two, one.
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Where are we going? What are we doing first?
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I can't believe we're doing Hollywood things with Tawni.
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And don't forget we've got dreamcatchers at 4:00
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Oh, my gosh. What happened to you? Are you okay?
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Not really. I'm--
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Yo, baby!
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Who did this to you? Speak to me.
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Grady and Nico.
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What are you doing here?
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I am checking in on all of my cutouts,
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Clearly for good reason.
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So I guess I'll be seeing you at my party tonight.
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Yeah, as much as I'd love to come and bask
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in the glory of your chadness, I can't make it.
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So you were the no?
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You were the one person i invited who's not coming?
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Well, see, my best friend is in town--
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So? bring her to the party.
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It just means two gifts.
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Well, maybe you can understand it this way.
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Sonny is not coming.
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Wow.
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I always knew this would happen to me.
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I just really expected it to come
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from a Tisdale or Montana.
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Sonny, there you--
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Oh, my Chad!
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No way. It's you. It's him.
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It's us.
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If you'll excuse me,
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He needs a shave.
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He's even cuter than his cardboard cutout.
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And did you hear he's having a birthday party?
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- Everybody's been talking about it. - Really?
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Do you think maybe we could go?
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Well, I was kind of hoping
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maybe we could hang out like we used to back home.
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You know, hot wings and Blind-folded makeovers.
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Maybe there'll be hot wings at the party.
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Or a chocolate fountain.
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Well, maybe.
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But I mean...
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I'd love to take you,
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but I don't even know of any way to get into that party because
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Chad didn't invite me.
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Oh, well, then forget him.
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It's his loss.
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We are gonna have so much fun tonight.
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Because you are awesome.
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No, I'm really not.
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And now some lipstick.
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You're done.
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You look awful.
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You look awfuler.
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Boy, I missed doing Blind-folded makeovers.
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Hot wings!
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Ooh, i'm gonna scare the hot wings guy.
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What are you doing here?
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Wondering when the circus pulled up.
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Here, I guessed your size.
266
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You can put it on in the limo.
267
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We're all going to Chad's Chad-tastic birthday party.
268
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- Oh, get out! - Yeah, what she said.
269
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This is not happening.
270
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I wanted to go so badly,
271
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But Sonny didn't get invited.
272
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Of course she did.
273
00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:35,131
Well, what I meant was--
274
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I mean, you know,
275
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We haven't spent any time alone
276
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and this was your last night
277
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So I figured that we would just spend it together.
278
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So you did get invited?
279
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Uh... pffflt.
280
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I can't believe you lied to me.
281
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Come on, you two.
282
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I can't stand to see you fight. Let me sit.
283
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I'm really sorry, Luce.
284
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- Come on, Tawn. - coming, Lulu.
285
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You guys, wait.
286
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I'm really sorry.
287
00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:12,540
Yeah, lose best friend is nowhere on this list.
288
00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:19,572
Mmm. do I smell--
289
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- Not worse than usual. - --pizza?
290
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- Pizza. - Right on time!
291
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Give it here!
292
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Fully intact. it's--
293
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It's so beautiful.
294
00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:32,197
Thank you very much.
295
00:14:32,152 --> 00:14:34,122
After how we scabaneroed that other pie
296
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I knew Murphy would never touch one of our pizzas again.
297
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:37,776
Murphy wasn't there today.
298
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:39,224
there was some other guy at the gate
299
00:14:39,202 --> 00:14:41,262
- No Murphy? - Yeah.
300
00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:43,246
Apparently, he's in the hospital.
301
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:44,951
Enjoy your pizza, fellas.
302
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:48,528
Wow!
303
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:51,446
I wonder what he's doing in the hospital.
304
00:14:51,354 --> 00:14:56,334
You know, people, people go to the hospital for all sorts of reasons.
305
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,909
You don't think it's our fault, do you?
306
00:14:57,885 --> 00:15:00,925
Uh, no, i mean, if it was our fault
307
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,279
We'd be on our way to the hospital
308
00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:05,411
to explain to Murphy how it wasn't our fault.
309
00:15:08,349 --> 00:15:11,489
Our fault.
310
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,154
Here we are.
311
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,260
Your first Hollywood party.
312
00:15:25,201 --> 00:15:28,171
This is so cool.
313
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,168
Back home the hottest party I ever went to
314
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:33,012
Was when my grandfather retired from the gas company.
315
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,352
Yeah, that story-- don't tell it here.
316
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,990
Oh, okay, okay.
317
00:15:37,957 --> 00:15:39,667
I love this song.
318
00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:44,988
That dance-- don't do it here.
319
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,130
Okay, right.
320
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:49,130
Here, just have a frothiccino.
321
00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:51,265
Thank you.
322
00:15:51,203 --> 00:15:54,093
Actually, it's a chad-iccino.
323
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:55,803
Don't forget to try the shish kachad over here.
324
00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:59,649
And for dessert, we're having death by chad-colate.
325
00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:01,528
What's that?
326
00:16:01,475 --> 00:16:03,745
It's cake.
327
00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:05,421
Oh, hey, Frankie.
328
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,949
Excuse me. I gotta schmooze the Bonus Jonas.
329
00:16:11,526 --> 00:16:14,326
Oh, hi, I'm Sonny Munroe.
330
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,481
- I'm on the list. - Munroe...
331
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:19,928
Munroe. yes, here you are.
332
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,553
Yeah, you are on the do not allow Sonny Munroe
333
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:26,929
Into this party under any circumstance list.
334
00:16:26,824 --> 00:16:28,723
Come on, you've gotta let me in there.
335
00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:29,947
My best friend is in there.
336
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,762
And we had plans to spend the whole weekend together.
337
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,416
Apparently you said no.
338
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,674
Yeah, at first, but--
339
00:16:36,617 --> 00:16:38,947
Chad doesn't do no.
340
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,520
Don't be like Chad.
341
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:43,452
Be a yes girl.
342
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:44,252
You don't understand.
343
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:45,323
Tawni made us go to Melrose
344
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:47,047
because she doesn't like to touch her own feet.
345
00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,874
Security!
346
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,827
And we didn't even get to make dreamcatchers,
347
00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:52,833
And that's why I can't leave here until I get Lucy back.
348
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,798
You guys...
349
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:12,332
When my grandfather retired From the gas company--
350
00:17:12,191 --> 00:17:14,321
This is a hilarious story.
351
00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:15,902
I'm gonna reloop.
352
00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:32,537
Oh, it's you.
353
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,114
Where's Lucy?
354
00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,978
By the way, that's her name, not Lulu or Lala
355
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:38,428
Or...
356
00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:41,483
She's over there, surrounded by a bunch of boys.
357
00:17:43,391 --> 00:17:45,531
I can't believe you brought her here.
358
00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:47,142
I can't believe you didn't.
359
00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:49,943
You're all about the fun-genda as long as it's your own.
360
00:17:57,921 --> 00:18:00,421
She came to Hollywood to have fun with me.
361
00:18:00,358 --> 00:18:02,818
No, she came to hollywood to have fun.
362
00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,225
How do you know what she wanted?
363
00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:05,994
Because I listened to her.
364
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,309
You were only hanging out with her to annoy me.
365
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:10,191
It started out that way,
366
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:11,952
but then I actually started to enjoy myself
367
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:13,425
Yeah, with my best friend.
368
00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:15,661
With both of you.
369
00:18:15,608 --> 00:18:18,158
But just go ahead and take Lucy home
370
00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:20,752
'cause she's obviously miserable.
371
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,137
You know what hurts the most about all of this?
372
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:32,163
Is that you were a better friend to her than i was.
373
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,586
Thank you.
374
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,822
Well, as long as it hurt,
375
00:18:35,768 --> 00:18:37,728
It was my pleasure.
376
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,282
I guess there's only one thing left to do,
377
00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:42,478
And that's apologize to Lucy.
378
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,255
There she is. Get her.
379
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:48,857
But not before I do my pre-apology run.
380
00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:50,545
Oh, hey, Sonny.
381
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,890
Glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?
382
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:55,621
See, I really didn't have time to shop.
383
00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:56,464
Yeah, security!
384
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,928
Wait, I'm here to apologize to my best friend.
385
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:01,824
That's so sweet.
386
00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:03,632
Security!
387
00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:06,022
Here, dance with Chad.
388
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:08,831
Yeah. Lucy! Lucy!
389
00:19:09,702 --> 00:19:11,952
Lucy!
390
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:14,028
Wait, I just wanna say something to my best friend.
391
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:17,089
Lucy. Lucy, I'm sorry.
392
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,271
Haven't you guys ever been in a fight with a friend before?
393
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:24,628
Thank you. thank you. look--
394
00:19:24,549 --> 00:19:26,008
Okay, so enough of this.
395
00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:28,159
Let's get back to celebrating me, all right?
396
00:19:28,107 --> 00:19:30,317
Whoa, hey, guys, I hired you.
397
00:19:30,265 --> 00:19:32,095
Whoa!
398
00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:35,689
Lucy, I lied to you, and that was wrong of me.
399
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,187
But I just missed you so much
400
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:38,833
I wanted to have you all to myself
401
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,275
Oh, Sonny!
402
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:45,656
- Get over here. - All right-- oh!
403
00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:53,519
C-h-a-d!
404
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,281
Okay, at least there's still one Chad standing.
405
00:20:02,185 --> 00:20:05,285
Huh, right? oh!
406
00:20:08,879 --> 00:20:11,539
That was awesome!
407
00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:13,439
You guys are awesomer!
408
00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:17,712
This cake is awesomest!
409
00:20:25,443 --> 00:20:28,233
- We're too late. - No, murphy, no.
410
00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:29,878
Why did we have to take it too far
411
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:32,716
When we could have taken it just far enough?
412
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,167
Murphy deserved better than this.
413
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,133
He was just doing his job.
414
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,470
- Sure, he was annoying... - And rude...
415
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:40,721
And nosy, but at the end of the day
416
00:20:40,665 --> 00:20:42,665
He wasn't such a bad guy.
417
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:45,552
- Hello, ladies! -Ahh
418
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:48,613
Murphy, we didn't kill you?
419
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,598
No. you did give me heartburn.
420
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:53,624
But all those nice things that you just said...
421
00:20:53,526 --> 00:20:55,626
- Made you less mad? - And want to forgive us?
422
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:58,039
Nope, made me wanna share
423
00:20:57,977 --> 00:21:02,477
My leftover Scabanero pizza.
424
00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:05,411
Justice is served.
425
00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:15,127
Oh, that's not bad.
426
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,098
Yeah, it's not hot at all.
427
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:20,084
Yeah, three, two, one.
428
00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:24,684
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