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AH, TODAY'S SPECIAL--
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"CHICKEN KNUCKLES
WITH DE-CREAMED CORN."
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DE-CREAMED CORN--
ISN'T THAT JUST CORN?
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- YEAH.
- MM.
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WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN
YESTERDAY'S MEATLOAF BITS.
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I THINK THAT WAS
JUST DOG FOOD.
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OH, THAT EXPLAINS
WHY MY COAT WAS SHINIER.
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SPEAKING OF SHINY COATS...
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- CHAD.
- SONNY.
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CLOUDY, RAINY.
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- WE HAVE NAMES.
- YEAH.
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YEAH, BUT REMEMBERING
THEM WOULD TAKE EFFORT AND INTEREST AND--
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EXCUSE ME.
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YOU CAN'T JUST CUT
IN FRONT OF US LIKE THAT.
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( laughs )
YEAH, THEY ALSO SAID I COULDN'T BE THIS HANDSOME.
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AND YET, HERE I AM.
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SO WHAT'S FOR LUNCH,
BRENDA?
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PORTERHOUSE STEAK,
JUICY AND TENDER.
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JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT'S
EPISODE OF "MACKENZIE FALLS."
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
CHAD DYLAN COOPER JUST GOT A STEAK.
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YEAH, AND IT WAS SERVED
ALL FANCY-LIKE.
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EXCUSE ME, BRENDA.
CAN I HAVE WHAT CHAD HAD?
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YEAH, ME TOO.
AND I'D LIKE MINE WITH A NICE PEPPER RUB.
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AND I DON'T REALLY CARE
HOW YOU PREPARE MINE.
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IF IT'S A-MOOIN',
I'M A-CHEWIN'.
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MM-HMM.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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- HUH?
- THE-- THE STEAK.
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YOU JUST SERVED
HIM A STEAK.
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WE DON'T HAVE STEAK HERE.
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HEY, BRENDA,
THE USUAL PLEASE.
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( all gasp )
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NOW DOES THAT LOOK
LIKE A STEAK TO YOU?
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WELL, THAT STINKS.
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THEY GET SURF AND TURF
AND WE GET SCARF AND BARF.
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I HATE THOSE GUYS
MORE THAN EVER.
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I KNOW. LOOK AT 'EM OVER
THERE ACTING LIKE KINGS.
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WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
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- ( glass clanging )
- ALL HAIL "MACKENZIE FALLS."
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AND TO ME--
CHAD DYLAN COOPER.
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All:
HUZZA!
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TO ME-- SO I CAN
ORDER A PIZZA.
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PIZZA!
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- ( rings )
- ( screams )
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♪ OFF TO THE RACES,I'M GOING PLACES ♪
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♪ MIGHT BE A LONG SHOT, NOT GONNA WASTE IT ♪
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♪ THIS IS THE BIG BREAKAND IT'S CALLING MY NAME ♪
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♪ YEAH! ♪
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♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT,GET WITH IT ♪
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♪ AT LEAST THAT'SHOW I SEE IT ♪
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♪ HAVING A DREAMIS JUST THE BEGINNING ♪
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♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT,BELIEVE IT ♪
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♪ CAN'T TAKE AWAYTHIS FEELING ♪
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♪ TAKING A RIDEWITH CHANCE ON MY SIDE ♪
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♪ YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT ♪
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♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT ♪
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♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT ♪
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( vocalizing )
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♪ YAOOWW! ♪
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( laughing loudly )
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GUYS, STOP OBSESSING
OVER "MACKENZIE FALLS."
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LET'S FOCUS ON OUR SHOW.
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OKAY, SO I WROTE THIS
REALLY FUNNY SKETCH
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ABOUT LAME SUPERHEROES.
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FLIP OVER YOUR SCRIPTS.
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BAM!
( laughs )
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REALLY?
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YOU WANT ME TO PLAY SOMEONE
NAMED "BED HEAD"?
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OKAY, YOU DEFEAT EVIL
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WITH MATTED HAIR
AND MORNING BREATH.
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( exhales )
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AND YOU PLAY
"STATIC ELECTRA."
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YOU SHOCK PEOPLE BY RUBBING
YOUR FEET ACROSS THE CARPET.
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BAM!
( giggles )
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OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS
LIKE SUPERHEROES.
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WE LIKE COOL SUPERHEROES--
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MEN DRESSED IN TIGHTS,
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NOT MEN DRESSED
IN DIAPERS...
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LIKE "ROBO-BABY."
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OR--
OR "FLAT-U-LANCE"?
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YEAH. HE'S SILENT...
BUT DEADLY.
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I'M BORED
AND LEAVING!
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( exhales )
WHO'S WITH ME?
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All:
HUZZA!
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WAIT, BUT NICO,
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ROBO-BABY HAS
A UTILITY DIAPER.
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AND A POOP-ERANG.
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WHAT?
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CAN'T A GIRL SAY POOP-ERANG
IN A CROWDED CAFETERIA?
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HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
THERE'S TROUBLE OVER IN CHUCKLE CITY.
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- THAT'S GOOD FOR US.
- IT IS?
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YEAH, EVER SINCE
SONNY JOINED THE CAST
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THEY'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH MOREPOPULAR THAN THEY USED TO BE.
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WE NEED TO DRIVE
A WEDGE BETWEEN HER AND THE OTHERS, YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, IF WE DON'T ACT
SOON, DARE I SAY IT,
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THEY MIGHT BECOME
MORE POPULAR THAN US.
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- ( all gasp )
- I HAD TO SAY IT.
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- I DARED MYSELF.
- OH.
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SO, POOP-ERANG, REALLY?
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YEAH, REALLY.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
ALMOST CHOKED ON MY BANANAS FOSTER.
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I'M GLAD SOMEBODY LAUGHED.
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WAIT, WE HAVE
BANANAS FOSTER?
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THEY DO, YOU DON'T.
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YOU KNOW, SONNY,
IT DIDN'T SEEM
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LIKE YOUR FRIENDS
WERE VERY SUPPORTIVE.
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IT WAS ALMOST LIKE
THEY WERE DISSING YOU.
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NO. THEM MOCKING ME
AND MAKING FUN OF MY IDEA
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WAS JUST THEIR WAY OF...
MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF MY IDEA.
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YEAH, YOU DO
THINGS DIFFERENTLY OVER AT "SO RANDOM!"
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I MEAN, AT THE "FALLS,"
WHEN ONE OF US CRIES,
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WE ALL CRY.
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I JUST ASSUMED
THAT WHEN ONE OF YOU LAUGHS,
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YOU ALL LAUGH.
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YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS
THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE SUPPORTIVE.
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS
A SHOULDER TO LAUGH ON.
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ARE YOU OFFERING ME
YOUR SHOULDER?
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I'M OFFERING YOU
ALL OF OUR SHOULDERS.
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THEY ARE NICE SHOULDERS.
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LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVE
THIS STUPID RIVALRY BETWEEN OUR TWO SHOWS,
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BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE THAT WAY, RIGHT?
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- WELL, I GUESS.
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A BREAEAK FROM "SO RANDOM!"?
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COME HANG OUT
AT THE "FALLS."
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"MACKENZIE FALLS."
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A QUAINT LITTLE TOWN NESTLED
AT THE CORNER OF LIFE...
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AND DREAMS.
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- SO, STAGE TWO?
- YEAH, STAGE TWO.
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COOL.
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( classical music playing )
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WOW. YOU GUYS
HAVE THIS EVERY DAY?
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WHAT,
THE LOGANBERRY SMOOTHIES?
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OH, NO.
NO, THE LOGANBERRY'S ONLY RIPE ONE FORTNIGHT A YEAR.
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TO THE LOGANBERRY!
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All:
HUZZA!
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NUMBER ONE SHOW
GETS THE NUMBER ONE PERKS.
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EVERYONE,
YOU ALL REMEMBER SONNY?
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HUZZA!
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YOU KNOW WHAT FEELS
GREAT AFTER BEING DISSED BY YOUR FRIENDS?
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THE MAGIC FINGERS OF YOKU.
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WELL, I CAN'T SAY
NO-KU TO YOKU.
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( forced laughter )
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( sighs )
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NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE A CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE.
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( forced laughter )
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I CAN GET A STEAK.
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WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I HAVE THE GIFT OF PRETTY.
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AND PRETTY GETS YOU
TWO THINGS-- DATES AND STEAKS.
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AND I'M ABOUT
TO DATE A STEAK.
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( laughs )
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WELL, IF YOU'RE
SO STEAK WORTHY,
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HOW COME BRENDA'S NEVER
SLIPPED YOU A SIRLOIN BEFORE?
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( scoffs )
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
SHE HASN'T.
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- BECAUSE SHE HASN'T.
- MM-HMM.
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WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
NO PRETTIER THAN WE ARE.
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( gasps )
WELL...
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YOU'RE ABOUT
TO EAT THOSE WORDS.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'D RATHER EAT THOSE WORDS
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- THAN THOSE CHICKEN KNUCKLES.
- YEAH.
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BRENDA!
( giggles )
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OH, I SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
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YOU THINK THAT
I'M WITH THEM.
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I'M NOT.
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I'M TAWNI HART
AND I WOULD--
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OKAY, TAWNI,
DEEP BREATH.
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BRENDA!
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GIRL!
( chuckling )
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LET'S TRY THIS
ONE MORE TIME.
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MAY I PLEASE
HAVE A STEAK--
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LOOK, LADY, MAYBE
THAT HAIRNET'S ON A LITTLE TOO TIGHT.
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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INDEED, I DO.
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THEN WHY ISN'T THERE
A STEAK ON MY PLATE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE
TWICE A DAY?
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WHY WON'T CLAY AIKEN
RETURN MY CALLS?
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THESE ARE ALL
GOOD QUESTIONS.
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OKAY, PLAN B.
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WE'RE GOING
TO "MACKENZIE FALLS"
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TO FIND OUT HOW
TO GET A STEAK
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BECAUSE, CLEARLY, SHE DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND THE GIFT OF PRETTY.
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( buzzing )
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I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER
I WANT A DAISY
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OR A ROSE
ON MY BIG TOE.
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- HMM.
- OOH, COULD I GET A DAISY
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AND CAN YOU MAKE IT
SMELL LIKE A ROSE?
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HEY, YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
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OH, YEAH.
SMELL MY BIG TOE.
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- I'M GOOD, THANKS.
- UH-OH.
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LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
SOME UNWANTED VISITORS.
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( laughs nervously )
EXCUSE ME.
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU.
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IS THAT WORD GOODBYE?
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WELL, IF I WAS TALKING
TO YOU, THE WORD WOULD BE MOISTURIZE
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OR EXFOLIATE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
THEY'VE GOT A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
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AND I NEED
A CHOCOLATE BATH.
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( both gasping,
laughing )
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( quivering )
AND LOOK AT THIS RUG.
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MING DYNASTY.
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HAND WOVEN.
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OH, IT MAKES ME WANT
TO DO CARPET ANGELS.
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( giggling )
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HEY, ZORA.
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- SONNY?
- Both: SONNY?!
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SONNY?
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SONNY? WHAT AM I
DOING HERE?
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YOU GUYS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME.
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- YOU BETRAYED US.
- YOU CAVORTED WITH THE ENEMY.
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I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE.
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OH, YOU DISGUST ME.
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YOU FILTHY CAVORTER.
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OKAY, I CAVORTED.
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IN DIRECT VIOLATION
OF THE "SO RANDOM!" CODE.
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MM-HMM. WHICH STATES
WE STICK TOGETHER. WE'RE A FAMILY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY WERE NICE TO ME WHEN MY FAMILY WASN'T.
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MY FAMILY DISSED ME
AND MY SKETCH IDEA
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AND LEFT ME SITTING
ALONE AT A LUNCH TABLE.
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- CHAD OFFERED HIS SHOULDER
AND I TOOK IT. - ( all gasp )
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YOU KNOW,
OVER AT THE "FALLS,"
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THEY TRUST AND SUPPORT
EACH OTHER.
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( laughs )
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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SHE CALLED IT THE "FALLS."
THE "FALLS"!
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WELL, IF YOU LIKE
THE "FALLS" SO MUCH,
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00:10:51,636 --> 00:10:53,169
WHY DON'T YOU
GO BACK THERE.
227
00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:54,640
YEAH, GO OVER THERE
AND STICK YOUR HEAD
228
00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,312
IN THEIR TRUST
AND SUPPORT FOUNTAIN.
229
00:10:57,713 --> 00:11:00,182
WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO,
THEN MAYBE I WILL GO.
230
00:11:00,113 --> 00:11:01,580
- GOOD.
- GOOD.
231
00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:04,454
SO BY UNANIMOUS VOTE OF
THE CAST OF "SO RANDOM!"
232
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,468
SONNY MUNROE
IS NOW OFFICIALLY
233
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,516
BANNED FROM
THIS PROP HOUSE!
234
00:11:10,605 --> 00:11:12,807
SIGN RIGHT HERE.
235
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,217
AND HERE.
236
00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:15,622
AND INITIAL HERE,
237
00:11:15,596 --> 00:11:17,663
HERE, HERE AND HERE.
AND HERE.
238
00:11:18,571 --> 00:11:20,072
NOW BE GONE.
239
00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:23,887
FINE.
240
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,318
YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST
OF SONNY MUNROE.
241
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:29,244
I MEAN, OTHER THAN,
YOU KNOW, THE FACT WHEN WE PERFORM--
242
00:11:29,193 --> 00:11:31,127
- YEAH.
- ( all chattering )
243
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,781
BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE!
244
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,204
MM-HMM.
245
00:11:37,382 --> 00:11:39,017
ACTUALLY,
I FORGOT MY JACKET.
246
00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:41,250
- OH.
- OH, YOUR JACKET--
247
00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:43,257
IT'S COLD.
OTHER THAN THAT,
248
00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:46,040
YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST
OF SONNY MUNROE.
249
00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:52,587
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JACKET.
250
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,414
PUT THAT BACK THERE,
YOU SILLY.
251
00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:59,732
NOW FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE.
252
00:12:01,184 --> 00:12:02,951
I SAY... GOOD DAY.
253
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,278
MYAH!
I'M DROWNING IN BUTTER!
254
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,998
HELP ME!
255
00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:15,525
AH!
( laughing )
256
00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:16,919
I DON'T GET IT.
257
00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:19,126
WELL, I-- I'M
PRETENDING TO BE A LOBSTER
258
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,602
THAT'S DROWNING IN BUTTER.
259
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,331
IT'S WHY I'M USING
A FUNNY VOICE.
260
00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:26,358
- MYAH!
- LOBSTERS DON'T TALK.
261
00:12:26,265 --> 00:12:28,832
NO, BUT A LOBSTER WOULD
UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE.
262
00:12:29,976 --> 00:12:31,943
( all laughing )
263
00:12:31,895 --> 00:12:34,497
- ( laughing stops )
- ( cackling )
264
00:12:35,445 --> 00:12:38,214
OH MY GOSH.
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
265
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:41,069
- OH!
- LOOK AT HER HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH THEM.
266
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,614
AND EATING LOBSTER!
267
00:12:43,508 --> 00:12:47,011
- WHO NEEDS IT?
- YEAH.
268
00:12:47,859 --> 00:12:50,794
( whimpers )
I NEED IT.
269
00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:54,007
I'M PRETTY ENOUGH FOR LOBSTER.
I'M COOL ENOUGH FOR LOBSTER.
270
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:57,508
- I AM LOBSTER WORTHY.
- SNAP OUT OF IT, WOMAN.
271
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,480
THANK YOU.
272
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,965
NO, THANK YOU.
( cackles )
273
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,385
OH, LOOK, SHE'S MAKING
THE LOBSTER TALK.
274
00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:07,617
( laughing )
275
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:09,931
GUYS, GUYS, COME ON.
276
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:12,569
IF WE CAN'T ENJOY
OURSELVES WITHOUT SONNY,
277
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:15,326
LET'S AT LEAST MAKE HER
THINK WE CAN. GRADY?
278
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:16,710
- HIT IT.
- ( laughs )
279
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,183
ONE AND A-TWO
AND-A ONE...
280
00:13:19,113 --> 00:13:21,448
♪ DA DA DA DA-DA... ♪
281
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,553
- ( makes farting noises )
- ( all laughing )
282
00:13:23,496 --> 00:13:25,129
( laughing )
283
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,062
♪ DA DA DA DA-DA... ♪
284
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,283
( makes farting noises )
285
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,238
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I THINK SHE WAS LAUGHING.
286
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,657
- YEAH. SHE'S STILL
ONE OF US. - YEAH.
287
00:13:35,588 --> 00:13:38,623
SH-- SHE'S WEARING
THEIR UNIFORM. SHE'S ONE OF THEM!
288
00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:40,899
SHE'S ONE OF THEM!
289
00:13:40,835 --> 00:13:42,335
( laughing )
290
00:13:43,362 --> 00:13:45,831
( laughing )
NICO!
291
00:13:45,761 --> 00:13:47,862
( laughing loudly )
292
00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:49,376
OH, MY GOSH.
293
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:52,146
( all laughing loudly )
294
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,226
( laughing stops )
295
00:13:56,158 --> 00:13:58,193
GUYS, WE HAVE TO
FORGET SONNY.
296
00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:01,077
MAYBE WE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO
HER AND ASK HER TO COME BACK.
297
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:05,042
ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S UP TO ME
298
00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,657
TO CLEAN UP
EVERYBODY'S MESS.
299
00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:09,414
CLEAN THAT UP.
300
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,771
THANKS AGAIN
FOR TAKING ME IN, CHAD.
301
00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:22,213
- I WAS SO BUMMED
EARLIER WHEN-- - All: SHH!
302
00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:25,856
THIS IS "MACKENZIE FALLS"
MEDITATION ROOM.
303
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,783
YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR
VOICE DOWN AND YOUR VIBE UP.
304
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,304
- SORRY! I'M NEW--
- SHH!
305
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,475
YOU KNOW WHAT?
306
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,955
MY VIBE IS A LITTLE DRY,
SO I'M JUST GONNA GO GET SOME ICE WATER.
307
00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:41,119
( gonging )
308
00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,003
DINNER'S READY!
309
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,137
( laughing )
WE'RE NOW SERVING HUSH PUPPIES.
310
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,640
SO... HUSH.
311
00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:53,042
SHHH!
312
00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:57,543
YEAH, I GET IT.
VIBE'S UP, SONNY DOWN.
313
00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:08,747
THANKS FOR
CALLING ME, REGGIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
314
00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:11,150
I NEED TO SPEAK TO SONNY
AND THE BIG PALOOKA HERE
315
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,783
WON'T LET ME THROUGH.
316
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,739
HE'S DOING HIS JOB, KID.
THE GUY'S PAID TO PALOOK.
317
00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:19,324
TWO MORE SECONDS
AND YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN
318
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,572
SAYING HELLO TO LEFTY.
319
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,278
LOOK, AFTER YOU BARGED
ONTO OUR STAGE EARLIER,
320
00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:28,673
I HAD TO HIRE REGGIE HERE
321
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:31,313
AND PUT YOUR PICTURES UP
ON THE DO-NOT-ADMIT WALL.
322
00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:39,581
WHY IS ZAC EFRON UP THERE?
323
00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:41,087
'CAUSE IT'S MY WALL.
324
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:43,357
AND I LIKE SAYING
I BAN ZAC EFRON.
325
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,735
THERE WILL COME A DAY
WHEN ZAC EFRON COMES KNOCKING ON THAT DOOR
326
00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:50,706
AND HE'S LIKE,
"HEY, CAN I COME IN?"
327
00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:52,921
AND I'LL BE LIKE,
"OH NO, YOU'RE BANNED."
328
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,262
WELL, WE WANT SONNY BACK!
329
00:15:59,196 --> 00:16:00,529
WELL, SHE CAN'T SEE YOU NOW.
330
00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,909
- WELL, WHEN WILL--
- SHE'S TIED UP...
331
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,576
FOR GOOD, OKAY?
SHE'S ONE OF US NOW.
332
00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:07,640
- ( loud crashing )
- Sonny: SORRY!
333
00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,419
THIS IS HARD
FOR ME TO SAY, BUT...
334
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,585
SONNY IS BLIND.
335
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:16,882
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SHE'S BLIND?
336
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:19,356
WELL, HE SAID THAT
SHE COULDN'T SEE ME.
337
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,832
AND-- AND THAT COULD
ONLY MEAN ONE THING--
338
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,358
BLIND.
339
00:16:27,347 --> 00:16:28,881
OH, AND THEY'VE
GOT HER ALL
340
00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,318
TIED UP IN A BELL TOWER.
341
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,858
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
342
00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:34,361
WELL, I HEARD
THIS LOUD CHIME.
343
00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:37,091
YOU SURE IT WASN'T A GONG
IN A MEDITATION ROOM?
344
00:16:37,008 --> 00:16:39,377
OH, THAT'S INSANE.
345
00:16:39,312 --> 00:16:42,014
I'M TELLING YOU,
SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.
346
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:46,151
THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE
OF "MACKENZIE FALLS"
347
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,962
WHERE THEY-- WHERE THEY
BLINDED THAT GIRL
348
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:49,819
AND BRAINWASHED HER!
349
00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:53,821
NOT THAT I WATCH IT.
( chuckles )
350
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:56,674
NOT THAT I WATCH IT EITHER,
351
00:16:56,587 --> 00:16:58,455
BUT THAT WAS
NEVER AN EPISODE.
352
00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,597
BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY
HAPPENING, PEOPLE!
353
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:03,714
- ( gasps )
- WAIT.
354
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,959
SOMETHING ELSE IS HAPPENING.
MY PALMS ARE SWEATING.
355
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,735
- MY HEART'S RACING.
- I THINK YOU'RE CARING...
356
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,365
- WHAT?
- FOR SOMEBODY BESIDES YOURSELF.
357
00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:15,888
WHAT?!
WE HAVE TO STOP THAT!
358
00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:17,414
WE'VE GOT TO GET
SONNY BACK--
359
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:18,882
NOT FOR HER,
BUT FOR ME!
360
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,441
WELL, I HAVE A PLAN.
361
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,939
BUT YOU'RE ALL GONNA
HAVE TO TRUST ME.
362
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,968
TRUSTING... CARING...
363
00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:28,815
IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.
364
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,490
WHOA!
365
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,227
( yelling )
366
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,108
THIS IS WHY
I DON'T TRUST.
367
00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:41,663
WHY ARE WE DRESSED
LIKE THIS?
368
00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:44,666
BECAUSE WE'RE ON A MISSION.
WE NEED DISGUISES.
369
00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:46,307
NOW BACK IN YOUR POSES.
370
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:50,294
- ( pops )
- OW! STOP SHOCKING ME!
371
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:53,072
SORRY! I HAVEN'T YET
MASTERED MY POWERS.
372
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:55,288
MY HAIR ITCHES!
373
00:17:55,226 --> 00:17:58,095
I HAVE NEVER
FELT MORE FREE.
374
00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:00,377
I WAS BORN
TO WEAR A CAPE.
375
00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:05,024
- ( pops )
- ( screams )
376
00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:08,188
- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
- I JUST MASTERED MY POWERS.
377
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,088
NOW BACK IN YOUR POSES!
378
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:15,196
Man:
OKAY, PEOPLE,REHEARSAL'S UP.
379
00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:17,626
LET'S SEE THOSEPOUTY FACES.
380
00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:20,659
I KNOW I'VE TAKEN YOU
FROM YOUR WORLD,
381
00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:22,898
YOUR FRIENDS,
382
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,703
FROM EVERYTHINGYOU'VE EVER LOVED.
383
00:18:24,658 --> 00:18:27,627
BUT TRUST ME, YOU'LL--
YOU'LL BE HAPPIER HERE.
384
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:30,407
YOU TRUST ME,
DON'T YOU?
385
00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,889
- NO, I'M NOT SURE I DO.
- OF COURSE YOU TRUST ME--
386
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:34,484
WAIT. WHO IS TALKING
WHILE I AM ACTING?
387
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,186
NOW WATCH OUT
FOR THE SECURITY GUARD.
388
00:18:40,142 --> 00:18:43,278
HE'S EIGHT FEET TALL
WITH ARMS LIKE TREE TRUNKS
389
00:18:43,181 --> 00:18:44,949
AND LEGS THAT...
390
00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:46,276
WON'T BE BACK
FOR 10 MINUTES?
391
00:18:46,252 --> 00:18:47,787
WHAT?
392
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:52,011
OH, MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO FOR 10 MINUTES?
393
00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:54,316
- ZORA, DO YOUR THING.
- ( pops )
394
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,518
OW! OW!
395
00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,325
LET'S DO THIS THING!
396
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,676
- SONNY!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
397
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:08,010
OH, MY GOSH,
YOU'RE THE LAME SUPERHEROES!
398
00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:10,444
WE'RE NOW CALLED
LOSER FORCE FOUR.
399
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,963
OH, YOU GAVE US A NAME.
400
00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,593
YOU GAVE US A REASON
401
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,291
TO GIVE US A NAME.
402
00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:20,579
WE'RE AT THE "FALLS,"
I'M FEELING DRAMATIC.
403
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:23,075
YOU MISSED ME.
404
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:26,779
I EXPERIENCED CARING.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
405
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:31,012
WE'RE HERE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
AND ASK YOU TO COME BACK.
406
00:19:30,944 --> 00:19:33,479
MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO COME BACK TO YOU LOSERS.
407
00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:36,976
CORRECTION--
LOSER FORCE FOUR.
408
00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:40,498
WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
A GROUP OF LOSERS SO PROUD
409
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:43,016
TO CALL THEMSELVES LOSERS.
410
00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:46,176
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M PROBABLY CALLING MYSELF A LOSER TOO.
411
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:49,178
SO I GUESS THAT MAKES US
LOSER FORCE FIVE.
412
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,886
- OKAY, COME ON,
LOSER FORCE FIVE. - LOSER FORCE FIVE.
413
00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:55,029
W-WAIT, YOU GUYS
ARE MAKING UP?
414
00:19:54,969 --> 00:19:56,570
YES, WE ARE.
415
00:19:56,536 --> 00:19:58,237
BUT THAT RUINS
CHAD'S PLAN.
416
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,067
- WHAT PLAN?
- I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.
417
00:20:00,023 --> 00:20:02,457
SURE YOU DO.
KEEP YOU GUYS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER
418
00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:04,357
SO "MACKENZIE FALLS"
CAN STAY NUMBER ONE.
419
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:08,112
PLEASE PLEASE,
DON'T TALK WITHOUT A SCRIPT.
420
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:11,673
SO YOU WERE JUST
PRETENDING TO BE MY FRIEND?
421
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:14,438
OKAY, YEAH, I SAW
AN OPPORTUNITY
422
00:20:14,355 --> 00:20:15,822
AND I KNOCKED.
423
00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:17,595
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
I'M KNOCKING BACK
424
00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:19,455
AND I'M STICKING
WITH MY REAL FRIENDS.
425
00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:21,210
WE HAVE A CODE.
426
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,838
YEAH, OKAY, WELL,
WE HAVE A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, ALL RIGHT?
427
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,960
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT?
428
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:28,245
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT?
429
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,211
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT.
430
00:20:31,118 --> 00:20:34,020
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN AND RUN!
431
00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:37,492
NO, HEY!
HEY HEY HEY!
432
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:40,287
NO NO NO, YOU CAN'T
TAKE THE LOGANBERRIES!
433
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:42,071
NO!
NOT THE LOGANBERRIES!
434
00:20:45,481 --> 00:20:48,650
STATIC ELECTRICA.
435
00:20:48,553 --> 00:20:51,655
BEDHEAD.
436
00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:54,228
FLATULANCE.
437
00:20:55,143 --> 00:20:56,944
AND ROBO BABY.
438
00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,267
INDIVIDUALLY,THEY'RE LOSERS.
439
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,364
BUT TOGETHERTHEY ARE...
440
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,311
LOSER FORCE FIVE!
441
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:07,296
MEANWHILE,IN METROPOLOPOLOPOLIS...
442
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:10,306
- Woman: HELP! HELP!
- QUICK! LOOK!
443
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,212
OVER THERE!
444
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:13,639
Woman:
STOP HIM.HE'S GOT MY PURSE.
445
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:18,239
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