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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,939 --> 00:00:04,629 "At Sacred Heart, there are certain things you can always count on." 2 00:00:05,274 --> 00:00:08,179 "Dr. Kelso will systematically break Ted's spirit..." 3 00:00:08,215 --> 00:00:09,398 Oh, Ted. 4 00:00:09,416 --> 00:00:14,526 I meant to tell you eight months ago, all those days of vacation you saved up expire... 5 00:00:14,568 --> 00:00:18,602 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... 6 00:00:18,647 --> 00:00:19,543 - Now! - But sir! 7 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:24,227 I was going to visit The Alamo with the guys from my public sp... 8 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,864 Speaking class! 9 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:30,369 "...Turk will start a fight with Carla that he'll inevitably lose..." 10 00:00:30,392 --> 00:00:33,703 I don't understand it. This wedding is supposed to be about us, how come I can't be comfortable? 11 00:00:33,716 --> 00:00:36,639 And I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you are not wearing sweats! 12 00:00:36,651 --> 00:00:39,340 All right, fine! I don't have to wear sweats, I'll wear the slacks! But you know what? 13 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:41,594 I'm also wearing the cape, and we gonna have a wind machine, 14 00:00:41,618 --> 00:00:45,328 and I'ma be standing on the altar like: "I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 15 00:00:45,352 --> 00:00:48,534 I'm marrying this! This is gonna be my husband! 16 00:00:48,658 --> 00:00:52,069 "...Sean and Elliot will do whatever they can to keep their long-distance relationship going..." 17 00:00:52,092 --> 00:00:53,865 I love the new camera phone you got us. 18 00:00:55,474 --> 00:00:56,906 Really? 19 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:01,885 Did you get it? 20 00:01:02,237 --> 00:01:03,388 No? 21 00:01:07,908 --> 00:01:10,456 "...And the janitor will think of new ways to torture me." 22 00:01:12,346 --> 00:01:14,542 Don't open your locker for the next couple of days. 23 00:01:14,788 --> 00:01:15,880 Why? 24 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:26,131 "Still, all you need to break the pattern is for something shocking to happen." 25 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:29,172 "Like, say, Dr. Cox being in a good mood." 26 00:01:29,372 --> 00:01:33,348 You know, Kyle, after three long years of watching you climb that transplant list, 27 00:01:33,349 --> 00:01:36,549 I finally have a liver with your name on it. 28 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,516 Check Mr. Iverson into Sacred Heart for the last time, will ya? 29 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,158 "You see, when Dr. Cox is in a good mood..." 30 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:47,160 "Well, it flows out of him like a cool breeze that lifts the spirits of everyone it touches." 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,895 Ohhh, it's gon'ta be a great dayyy... 32 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,334 Not today! 33 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,378 Life's too good! 34 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,617 Chicken. 35 00:02:58,670 --> 00:02:59,985 Come on, Turk! 36 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,850 I got two minutes left on my break, how long is this surgery gonna take? 37 00:03:02,873 --> 00:03:04,752 Carla, cut the guy some slack. 38 00:03:04,775 --> 00:03:07,781 Surgery is not as easy as it looks. 39 00:03:07,816 --> 00:03:11,069 I mean, he's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery... 40 00:03:11,081 --> 00:03:16,047 Panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner, and after all that he's gotta go wash up... 41 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,278 Check the board, and find out who he'll be killing after lunch. 42 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:20,344 It's... a grind. 43 00:03:20,356 --> 00:03:22,076 You know, you're always taking shots at Turk, 44 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:25,076 but you've never really told me what you think of him as a person. 45 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:27,787 Me-me-me-me, me-me-me-me-meeee... 46 00:03:27,811 --> 00:03:30,888 Ah, there's the right pitch. Um, I think that--- 47 00:03:30,912 --> 00:03:33,448 Oh... hold that thought. 48 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:37,687 I would LOVE to hear what you have to say. 49 00:03:38,062 --> 00:03:39,848 I don't think so, there, bowling ball. 50 00:03:39,859 --> 00:03:42,161 Well, you might as well spill it, Carla tells me everything. 51 00:03:42,184 --> 00:03:45,566 Except, of course, about that curling iron you have in your locker. 52 00:03:46,024 --> 00:03:47,397 It slipped! 53 00:03:50,403 --> 00:03:52,634 It's back! Look, if it makes it easier... 54 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:54,512 You can just pretend I'm Carla. 55 00:03:54,524 --> 00:03:56,720 I can totally do this. 56 00:03:56,732 --> 00:03:58,587 - Carla! - Wha-at? 57 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:01,290 I think that your fianc� is a self-involved, 58 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:05,690 bobble-headed jock itch who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever. 59 00:04:09,812 --> 00:04:11,557 Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, 60 00:04:11,558 --> 00:04:13,757 then how will I know that you're officially married? 61 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:17,279 Because all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns. 62 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:18,701 Really? 63 00:04:19,123 --> 00:04:21,977 God, I wish I was ethnic! 64 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,265 "It's always hard to work with terminally ill patients." 65 00:04:25,288 --> 00:04:27,308 Ted's helping Maggie with her will. 66 00:04:27,331 --> 00:04:31,253 Thanks again, Ted. How'd you get through sixty pages so quickly? 67 00:04:31,276 --> 00:04:34,963 Well, Miss Hibersol, it helps to not really know what you're doing. 68 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:37,886 Stop it, Ted! You're a great lawyer. 69 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,763 OhOhh, I love her. 70 00:04:40,775 --> 00:04:44,368 Maggie, you seem... so at peace with everything. 71 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:47,351 There's really only one thing I'll regret... 72 00:04:48,102 --> 00:04:50,498 I'm thirty-eight years old and I'm a virgin. 73 00:04:50,527 --> 00:04:51,596 - Me too. - Elliot! 74 00:04:51,597 --> 00:04:52,318 Sorry, sorry. 75 00:04:52,319 --> 00:04:55,197 It's just a reflex from college when I used to play the tambourine in a Christian rock band. 76 00:04:55,198 --> 00:04:58,470 Which was... bull because everyone was sleeping with everyone. 77 00:04:58,494 --> 00:05:00,772 - Sorry. - That's okay. 78 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:04,506 I guess I was just waiting for someone special, and now I feel like... 79 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:09,085 I've missed out on one of the fundamental experiences of life for no good reason, you know? 80 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:11,116 Is there anything we can do? 81 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,828 Don't people sometimes pay for sex? 82 00:05:13,852 --> 00:05:15,543 Oh, boy, do they. 83 00:05:15,555 --> 00:05:17,592 I slept with Jenny Johnson's older brother in high school, 84 00:05:17,593 --> 00:05:21,793 and then he decided to tell all of his friends what my orgasm face looked like. 85 00:05:22,236 --> 00:05:25,934 Then three of them posed like that for their yearbook photos! Paid for that one for years. 86 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,248 Elliot, I think she means pay "money" for sex. 87 00:05:28,272 --> 00:05:30,538 Oh, I got a story about that, too... not about... 88 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:32,475 Me, though, my mom... 89 00:05:32,945 --> 00:05:34,553 She gets lonely. 90 00:05:43,336 --> 00:05:46,154 Isn't it great being so comfortable with someone, you don't have to talk? 91 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:48,338 Hmm. 92 00:05:49,536 --> 00:05:51,943 Anyway, the point is, silence is awesome. 93 00:05:52,459 --> 00:05:54,233 I'm sorry, I'm just a little preoccupied. 94 00:05:54,234 --> 00:05:57,134 I accidentally walked in on my sister and Perry this morning. 95 00:05:57,427 --> 00:05:59,470 Can you imagine? 96 00:06:03,649 --> 00:06:05,962 Relax, Newbie, the gimp is chained up. 97 00:06:06,671 --> 00:06:08,509 Be careful, though, Randall got loose. 98 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:09,801 Who? 99 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,711 Why? 100 00:06:16,729 --> 00:06:19,089 Powerful tiny fists.... 101 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,922 I gotta get out of there. 102 00:06:20,957 --> 00:06:22,566 You think maybe I could crash at your house? 103 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:24,796 Sure. Just bring your own toilet paper. 104 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:27,509 It's... kind of a little rule we have with our guests. 105 00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:30,292 Preferably something two-ply! 106 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:31,666 How's it going, Danni? 107 00:06:31,701 --> 00:06:33,498 Great. I'm crashing at your place tonight. 108 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:35,318 Oh, cool.... Bring toilet paper. 109 00:06:35,342 --> 00:06:36,727 I already told her. 110 00:06:37,056 --> 00:06:38,442 How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you? 111 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:40,297 - Dr. Cox said he liked me!? - No, you're missing the point... 112 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,700 I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it, 113 00:06:42,701 --> 00:06:44,701 What inflection did he use, and had he been drinking? 114 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:46,059 You know what, I don't care about the third one, 115 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:47,860 Sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful. 116 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:50,445 Okay, look, I know Carla's gonna have her little pre-wedding panic attack, 117 00:06:50,446 --> 00:06:54,846 and what if she has her good ol' buddy Dr. Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am, huh? 118 00:06:55,092 --> 00:06:56,454 Then what? 119 00:06:56,748 --> 00:06:59,554 You know what? I'm glad he was drunk. 120 00:07:00,822 --> 00:07:02,466 Thank you. 121 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:09,522 How was the liquor store, big guy? 122 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:11,166 What're you talking about? 123 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:13,632 Your six-pack. Much love! 124 00:07:17,119 --> 00:07:19,314 I don't know what you're talking about, there, butch. 125 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,227 I don't know if you're sucking up to me or making a pass at me... 126 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:26,102 But I say you skip it and we continue in our state of mutual disdain. 127 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:29,355 Dr. Cox, you got it all wrong, man! 128 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:33,370 I don't disdain you! It's quite the opposite, I "dain" you. 129 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:37,715 Yeah. I think if you get to know me better, you just might "dain" me, too. 130 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,159 Here that's interesting. 131 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:43,081 Of course, it's gibberish, but it's--it's interesting nonetheless. I'm gonna go ahead and... 132 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:45,053 Pass, and here's why: 133 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:49,386 You're a typical surgeon, and as a rule you guys are insensitive and egotistical and you... 134 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:51,605 Have the sense of humor of about a fourth grader. 135 00:07:51,628 --> 00:07:53,178 That's just not true. 136 00:07:53,202 --> 00:07:55,644 Who wants to touch my giant balls? 137 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,567 Well, your kidneys healed up enough to release you, 138 00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:11,368 but no sparring in karate class for two months. 139 00:08:11,473 --> 00:08:14,009 Two months!? That's a real punch in the crotch! 140 00:08:14,032 --> 00:08:17,860 Randall, could you stop using that expression? Because I can't get it out of my head. 141 00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:20,854 Ladies, explain to me why... 142 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:24,541 You are so concerned with my policy on patients having sex in the hospital. 143 00:08:24,553 --> 00:08:25,456 - No reason! - Just curious! 144 00:08:25,457 --> 00:08:27,653 - Trying to learn. - I love you...sir. 145 00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:30,670 Well, why don't we make it the same as my sex policy with my wife: 146 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:33,394 Absolutely not! Now make me a sandwich. 147 00:08:37,492 --> 00:08:39,171 So, you and Jordan had a kid. 148 00:08:39,195 --> 00:08:40,886 Parenthood's pretty amazing. 149 00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:44,064 Tell you what, you're all set. Some peon from surgery's gonna come down here... 150 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,065 and do your pre-op and then you're good to go. 151 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:50,197 Room service. Who ordered the liver? 152 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:52,111 - Jackass! 153 00:08:50,924 --> 00:08:52,111 - Bite me. 154 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:53,715 Great guy! 155 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:59,147 Hey, Laverne, my girlfriend's coming by, would you mind giving her the keys to my apartment? 156 00:08:59,269 --> 00:09:02,278 You know, I shacked up with a man before I was married, too. 157 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:04,430 His name was Jesus. 158 00:09:04,449 --> 00:09:07,439 Our generation has the exact same morals and values as yours. 159 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,883 Come on, Elliot! Let's go find ourselves a man-whore! 160 00:09:10,146 --> 00:09:11,350 See ya. 161 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:14,716 You know, but she's not moving in permanently. She's just crashing for a while. 162 00:09:14,744 --> 00:09:18,035 - Mm-hmm. - About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to... 163 00:09:18,066 --> 00:09:21,718 "crash for a while." Now my office is a nursery, 164 00:09:21,745 --> 00:09:26,580 Ly closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john... 165 00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:30,013 Which I guess is kind of nice... I don't even know anymore. 166 00:09:30,313 --> 00:09:33,065 Same thing happened to me. After my divorce, 167 00:09:33,078 --> 00:09:36,539 I told Mariana I was going to crash at her place for a few weeks, 168 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,940 and we've been sharing a bed for eight years. 169 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,969 Isn't Mariana your mother? 170 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:43,557 Hey, who are we talking about here, you or me? 171 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:45,085 Lookit, here's the rule, there, porn-star: 172 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:49,186 The moment her toothbrush hits your sink, you've got yourself a permanent roomie. 173 00:09:52,401 --> 00:09:54,336 How long will you be staying? 174 00:09:54,499 --> 00:09:56,489 For a while. 175 00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:59,977 Mmmmm, downy soft. 176 00:10:04,746 --> 00:10:06,776 There'll be toilet paper everywhere! 177 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,713 - Gotta go. - Hey, uh... 178 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,711 Real sorry about the whole mom situation, there. 179 00:10:14,011 --> 00:10:17,649 - She has cold toes. - Aw, Ted, don't be that guy! 180 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,638 What guy? 181 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,894 What guyyyy? 182 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,102 This is so exciting! 183 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:26,884 The closest I've ever come to breaking the law was in sixth grade, 184 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:29,585 when Alex Peterson sold his mom's Virginia Slims out of his guest house. 185 00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:32,473 - Wow! Was he a Blood or a Crip? - He was Lutheran. 186 00:10:32,868 --> 00:10:35,375 This is it! This is it! Stop the car! Stop the car. 187 00:10:35,403 --> 00:10:37,555 Keep the meter running, we'll be right back. 188 00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,248 Ohh! What a rush! 189 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:44,725 I mean, I have never slept with a prostitute before, but if it is half as much fun as buying one, 190 00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:47,161 - Sign me up! - Hey! 191 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,628 Quiet down back there! 192 00:10:49,669 --> 00:10:51,658 Sorry. Heh... 193 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:55,317 Now, even though I won't be performing the transplant, 194 00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:57,518 I am a key member of the surgical team. 195 00:10:57,544 --> 00:11:01,468 It's too complicated to explain what it is I do, but in layman's terms I... 196 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:04,329 I guess you'd call it "watching." 197 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:06,945 - Could you excuse me one second? - Sure. 198 00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:13,200 I taught him that! 199 00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:16,125 - Well struck, Barry. - Huh... Heh... 200 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,133 Let's, let's finish up here, okay? 201 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,231 - Have you, uh, been smoking? - No, sir. 202 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,065 - Drinking? - Nope! Oh... 203 00:11:23,105 --> 00:11:26,525 I had a couple of glasses of champagne at my daughter's wedding last month. 204 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,123 - But a little champagne's no big deal, huh? - Naaahhhh... 205 00:11:37,644 --> 00:11:40,505 Look. Barry... Barry's a... he's a great guy. 206 00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:44,729 Yeah. I totally forgot the rule to the transplant list is no drinking... 207 00:11:44,756 --> 00:11:47,617 - Unless Cox says you're a great guy. - Come on, pally... 208 00:11:47,658 --> 00:11:51,501 Guy's been on the transplant list for three stinkin' years, this is a no-brainer. 209 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,204 You're right. 210 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:55,738 He's out. 211 00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:12,825 See, this is why you shouldn't get emotionally invested in your patients. 212 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:17,881 Now when the dark prince does finally call you home, please... 213 00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:21,492 Promise me that you'll donate your body to science. And I don't... 214 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:24,394 mean medical science, I mean NASA. 215 00:12:24,421 --> 00:12:28,100 Because when those buzz-cuts have all but given up on trying to figure out... 216 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:29,745 Just exactly what a black hole is, 217 00:12:29,746 --> 00:12:33,346 and they get one look at that space where your heart was supposed to be... 218 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:37,147 well by-gum, you know they're just gonna say: "Awwww, shucks!" 219 00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:39,061 "That's what it is!" 220 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:42,336 Hey, champ! What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? 221 00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:45,307 Bob Kelso. How ya doin'. 222 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,361 "All right, you're just gonna have to tell her she can't move in." 223 00:12:54,389 --> 00:12:56,920 "It's no big deal, it's not like she has the keys yet." 224 00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:05,015 "God, I'm horrible at giving bad news!" 225 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,715 "Wait a sec, I'm a doctor, I give bad news all the time." 226 00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:10,228 "Just like I did with Mr. Clark this morning." 227 00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:12,600 "Who does his daughter always remind me of?" 228 00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:14,220 "Molly Ringwald! Heh." 229 00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:17,778 "Man, she was good in 'The Breakfast Club'. I should rent that again." 230 00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:20,337 "Come on! Focus! You have to tell her!" 231 00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:23,331 "God, I need something to get me out of it! Anything!" 232 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,409 Hello... 233 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:27,828 Yes, this IS J.D.! 234 00:13:27,852 --> 00:13:30,576 I'd LOVE to pick you up at jail! 235 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:36,036 - Slim, what are you in for? - Robbery. 236 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:40,134 - Prostitution! - Would you please stop enjoying this so much? 237 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:43,762 Photo-op! Slammer! 238 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,987 You need to get your arm off me before... 239 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:48,635 - I throw that phone of yours up in the street. - Why you gotta be playa-hatin'? 240 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,419 Konnichiwa! 241 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,263 So who wants to tell me what happened? 242 00:13:52,286 --> 00:13:55,339 Lucy? Ethel? 243 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,184 Ohhh, hey Dr. Turk, you old... 244 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:04,333 Turtle-headed pain in the ass. Aw! 245 00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:07,075 Dammit all, Perry, that is SO not what you came down here to say! 246 00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:09,276 Now you're BETTER than that! Turn the car around! 247 00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:11,542 Oh, so the worm has turned, huh? 248 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:16,062 Don't bother. That's what's wrong with you medical guys... 249 00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:18,446 You... 250 00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:21,968 Never... Know... 251 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:25,702 When... To... Face reality and realize that things... 252 00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:28,508 Are never gonna change between us! 253 00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:32,829 Hell yeah! 254 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,866 Mm, it's so nice to have real food again. 255 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,367 Elliot, they didn't even feed us. 256 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,869 I love how much you guys care about your patients. 257 00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:45,182 Wow, Danni is so sweet. 258 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,977 - What am I worried about? - You know, Jordan and I are from around here... 259 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,720 And our friend Chuck's a stripper? I'm sure he knows tons of guys... 260 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,721 that would love to have sex with your patient. 261 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:55,843 "What the hell!? What's it gonna be like when she's at my place!?" 262 00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:10,450 Danni! Can you have the guys practice in the other room, please? 263 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,244 Stop being such a fuddy-duddy! 264 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,673 Now, who haven't I slept with yet? 265 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,025 There'll be banana hammocks everywhere! 266 00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:27,475 Let's roll. 267 00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,043 Excellent work, everyone. 268 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,870 Nurse, I know you're new here, so I wanted to offer you... 269 00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:36,471 the chance to assist me in a bypass later. 270 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:40,192 And by that I mean we'd bypass the kissing and go straight to the... 271 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:43,210 Oh, my God, you're a dude? 272 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:44,521 Sorry, Larry. 273 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,080 Aw, I feel so bad. 274 00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:49,476 Look, I'll make it up to him. I will hook him up with... 275 00:15:49,512 --> 00:15:51,766 that chick! 276 00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:53,938 - Dude, that's Larry again. - Ohhh! 277 00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:58,012 Oh, hello, and welcome to McSurgeon's. May I take your order? 278 00:15:58,036 --> 00:16:01,629 "Yeah, I was thinking about getting a simple operation..." 279 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:04,330 "with no unexpected complications, please?" 280 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:07,817 Oh, gosh, here I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those. But... 281 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,618 If you have a child, maybe you'd like to try one of our Infection Meals! 282 00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:14,577 That'll be seven thousand dollars please pay at the second window. 283 00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:19,289 - You know, I'm really getting sick of this... - Oh! I'm sorry! Are you talking? 284 00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:21,696 Because I've decided to keep my finger on the button, 285 00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:24,597 so I actually can't hear anything that's going on in there. 286 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:28,174 But, for fairness' sake, I've decided to do your end of the conversation. 287 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,975 It goes a little something like this: 288 00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:35,845 "Blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, cool hip-hop lingo, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah." 289 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,744 Anyway, I've come up with a whole new plan about Mr. Iverson. 290 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,357 If you wanna take that liver away from him... 291 00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:44,958 just because you and I are having some kind of personal beef... 292 00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:48,163 Then you go and tell the man yourself. 293 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:53,388 Don't worry, sweetheart, this'll all be over in a second. 294 00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:55,854 Please stop. 295 00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:58,061 Oh! It's the hips that fool me. 296 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:04,766 Hmm! Can't believe Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman! 297 00:17:04,895 --> 00:17:07,443 - Same job, different outfit. - Pff! True dat! 298 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,508 Elliot! You ain't as ghetto as ya think y'are, 'kay? 299 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,739 Let's go see how Maggie's doing. 300 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:25,648 Can I help you? 301 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:26,951 No. 302 00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:29,170 He told me to say hi. 303 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:32,000 That's Stephanie, our new transplant patient. 304 00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:35,675 Oh. And you picked her, so I'm quite sure she is so very nice. 305 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:38,481 No, actually she's alienated every member of my surgical team. 306 00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:41,358 Sweetheart, you're not even ON the surgical team. 307 00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,371 I am a very important part of the team that... 308 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,391 I am a very important part of the team, thankyouverymuch. 309 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:48,156 I see, so what, that's... that's it? 310 00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:51,080 You say she gets the liver and that's the way it goes? 311 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,616 No, she gets the liver because she followed the rules. 312 00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:57,311 Dr. Cox, I know it's really hard on you medical guys, 313 00:17:57,312 --> 00:17:59,312 because you spend most of your time with your patients... 314 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:01,976 And you get emotionally attached. But as a surgeon... 315 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:05,498 The person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver... 316 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,377 Because it's a gift... 317 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:12,648 And I think it's important that it goes to the person that's proven they're up to the responsibility. 318 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,278 Holy cow, I get it. 319 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,543 I gotta collect myself for a moment, here. That's very touching. 320 00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,431 You know I'm right. 321 00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:24,601 "Sometimes we forget that rules are there for a reason." 322 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,441 "Other times, well..." 323 00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:30,802 - Uh, she's sleeping, sir. - So? 324 00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:32,979 You know, there's cupcakes down in Pediatrics! 325 00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:40,594 "Other times, rules are meant to be broken." 326 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:46,652 - You are so beautiful. - That was worth the wait! 327 00:18:46,675 --> 00:18:48,918 You are a stallion! 328 00:18:55,188 --> 00:18:57,791 "And once in a while, you have to throw all the rules out the window..." 329 00:18:57,792 --> 00:19:00,092 "and know that everything's gonna be okay." 330 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,973 I feel really good about this! 331 00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:05,908 Me too! 332 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,445 "Or not." 333 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:12,659 "Of course, some rules are just plain silly." 334 00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:14,632 Ya got big plans for tonight? 335 00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:18,823 It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. 336 00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:22,933 Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk. 337 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:25,258 He is a complete tool... 338 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:29,191 But I suppose you could do a lot worse. 339 00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:32,191 Thanks... 340 00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,588 Bye. 341 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:44,589 Synchronisation: Boberman. 28763

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