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Before I go into that
building and start my day,
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I always like to take a quiet
moment to prepare myself.
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Well I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
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...not you, sir...
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I know not everybody
has got a body like you
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Dude, what's the rule about
white boys dancing in public?
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Not allowed unless you're gay.
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Morning, Steven
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Fine. Then I'll just put on
something that rocks!
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As a third-year resident, you know everyone
so well you can practically speak for them.
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For instance...
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Remember: No more dancing.
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Pow!
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Good morning, Bambi.
Sign this, please?
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Who you eyeballing, tough guy?
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And of course...
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Well, Zsa Zsa. Now you've put
me in quite the pickle. You see
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with those earphones on,
you can't hear me, but!
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The odds are highly against you cracking
open that yapper and annoying me today.
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So, what to do? What to do?
What to do? Ahh, hell...
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Stop addressing me as "Dr. Cox"
in front of your patients.
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When they find out my actual name,
they tend to page me with questions
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when they realize just exactly
how inept you really are. Oh, and as
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an added safety measure,
from now on, I'll only be responding
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to "Doc," "Doctor," "Ceasar,"
or "The Big Cheese;" and noooo,
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I'm _not_ joking. Not _now_ - not ever.
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See, things never really
change around here.
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...Surgical and Medical still play
each other in basketball.
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I'm gonna toast you so bad, your
momma ain't even gonna recognize you!
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Yeah? Well I heard that your
sister started drinking again!
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I'm still not great at smack-talk.
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So, it's not supposed to be true?
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No. Ohhh, let it pour, big guy.
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And Elliot was still searching for
something to turn things around for her.
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Oh, my God! Isn't she beautiful!
I mean, this car
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has totally maxed out my credit,
but my self-esteem's been so low lately
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that I think it's worth it.
Don't you?
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I just deliver the cars.
She's all yours.
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Frick!
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But really, the only difference is that by the
third year, nothing catches you by surprise.
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Mrs. Farr is still having
acute abdominal pain.
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So, what's wrong
with me, doctor?
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Oh, good Lord, I have no idea.
Okay, don't panic, just do
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what all doctors do in this
situation and fake a page.
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Uh-oh. Got a Code 3 down the hall.
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What's that?
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Uhhh, Code 3? Not as bad as a
Code 4, but a hell of a lot worse
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than a Code 2.
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_That's_ a Code 2.
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SCRUBS 3x01
MY AMERICAN GIRL
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Transcripts : Michelle V.L. M.
Subtitles by McFly - ronaldosbruder@gmx.de
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Ahh, I cannot figure out what's
wrong with Mrs. Farr. I gotta go ask Cox.
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Why won't you ask me?
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You're a surgeon - you just cut people up,
you don't actually know anything.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dr Cox ! Dr Cox...
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Big Cheese.
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Yes?
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If you're wondering why Dr.
Kelso's nose is squeaking...
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...about a week ago,
he was torturing Elliot...
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...and Dr. Cox, well....
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Needless to say,
there were consequences.
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Perry, great news:
I managed to swing it so
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that you get to go over to the state pen
today and do the annual inmates' physicals!
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Well, hell's bells, Bobbo,
if you want to fire me,
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just do it!
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I would, but even though this
room was quite crowded when
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you sucker-punched me,
apparently nobody saw it happen.
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Uh, so what happened, sir?
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So, Dr. Cox, can you, uh,
look at her chart?
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Newbie, did you not see what
just happened? Kelso is so
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far up my ass that I can taste
Brylcreem in the back of my throat.
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And you, you're...
you're third-year now.
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Wake up, this whole Dr. Cox
riding in to The Rescue part of the show
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is _over_.
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Oh, you're on your own.
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Elliot's unlucky streak continued with
the head of the radiology department.
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Dr. Moyer. Uh, you told me my
patient had colitis, and it turns out
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it was just traveler's diarrhea?
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So? Sounds like good news.
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Yeah.... He took it as bad news,
maybe 'cause of the unnecessary
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colonoscope I shoved
three feet up his pooper?
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What do you want me to do?
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Uh, apologize to my patient and tell
him it was your mistake, no big deal?
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Think I'm gonna pass on that one.
See, I got you pegged as one of those
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spineless types that's not gonna cause
me any trouble no matter what I do.
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So, thanks for stopping by
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and don't forget your car door.
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I just didn't want it to get stolen, okay?
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That was me not caring.
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What?
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Now that we can always
hear Dr. Kelso coming,
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some people have
modified their work habits.
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So, you're engaged
to that surgeon guy?
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Mm-hmm.
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Is it serious?
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No, Ted. We swing.
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Squeaky's a-comin'!
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Oh, hey, Bob-cat!
Listen, I was hoping
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that maybe you could get someone
to cover for me out at the prison tonight.
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I know that the very idea of you doing
a favor for me makes those ass cheeks
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clench up so tight that you could
shovea lump of coal up there
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and probably crap out a diamond! Right?
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Ohh.... Come on, Bob, I can't
even remember the last time
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I saw my son, and you - you - you're
a father, for God's sake,
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you understand, don't you?
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My son was recently kicked
out of his Hari Krishna sect
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for being too much of a hippie, and is currently
residing in the Portland subway system.
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The point, Perry, is that the only thing
I care less about than my son...
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... is your son.
Have fun at the Big House.
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Hey. You guys know that unbelievably
handsome new anesthesiologist?
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Yes... ...No...
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No.
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Well, he didn't know
I was engaged, so he
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asked me out to a movie tonight.
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Well, if he's paying, give a
brother some Snow Caps!
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Turk, why don't
you ever get jealous?
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Woman, look at me! How can
someone with all of this here
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be jealous of any of that out there!
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You know what I realized when I
was dragging my car door around?
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I cannot remember the last good thing
that happened to me at this place. I mean,
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what is it about me that makes
everybody walk all over me?
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No self-confidence.
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You could be a baby sometimes.
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Your voice gets really
high when you're upset.
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Rhetorical question, okay?
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Now I'm getting smoothies.
Who wants one?
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Peach Fizzle-Vizzle?
I'll have a Razz-ma-Tazz?
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Orange Goo Goo.
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Got it.
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Mrs. Farr. You know what?
The only way I'm gonna figure out
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what's wrong with this woman
is start running tests for everything.
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Good luck, Bambi. Look at the time.
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In a hospital, you can never
try to get anything done
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Friday after 5 P.M. Because anyone
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who can actually help you
is out of here like a gunshot.
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Hello? Anyone?
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Have a good weekend, Steven.
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Sean?
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Hey, Elliot! How you -
- how you doing?
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You look great!
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Except, the buzz-cut has kind of
tapped into this recurring dream I have
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where my dad makes me marry this
army colonel named Johnny Case who,
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as it turns out, already has
a wife in the Philippines.
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Anyways, she and I become friends,
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but then she smothers him with her
thighs and then frames me for it.
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Well, yeah, I'm - I'm doing
about the same, too.
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I thought you hated this place
'cause of that time you -
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- you got sick here?
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You remember that?
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Y-you got sick on my face....
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Oh, no, that wasn't the smoothies -
you just said you thought you were
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falling in love with me, and sometimes
when I get really uncomfortable I hurl.
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I know, I get -
I get a little, uh...gassy.
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Look, Sean, this is gonna
sound weird, but - this is fate!
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I mean, things have just been so bleak
for me lately, and I've been waiting
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for something - someone - to come
along, you know? And...here you are.
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The one that got away!
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That means something, right?
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Yeah, I think it, uh....
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Hello!
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Hey. Hi. Oh!
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No, no, no, no!
It's okay. It's ok - it's....
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That girl is extra-strength crazy.
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I don't know, I mean, she's a
doctor, she's gotta have it
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a little bit together, right?
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Elliot, your smoothies
are on your car.
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Double frick!
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I was trying to keep things
positive with Mrs. Farr.
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I don't think you'll be having
breakfast with us tomorrow.
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Why, am I going home tonight?
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No, the cook died.
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What the hell am I gonna do?
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Hey.
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She wanted to come back and help.
And I wasn't gonna let my baby
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be here all alone with all sorts of guys
eyeballing her privates and whatnot.
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If you can't muster up some sincere
jealousy, don't even bother.
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I got everyone's smoothies. They
were out of Orange Goo Goo.
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How can we help, Bambi?
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Okay, if we're ever gonna figure out
what's wrong with that lady,
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we need to get a whole
bunch of tests done.
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There's nothing wrong with
needing your friends
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to take care of someone... It's better
than missing out on your family
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because you're stuck
making new friends...
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That's, uh, that's my son.
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He's adorable. Can I keep it?
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No, no you - you
certainly may not!
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Bad man.
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Still, even that's
not the worst....
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'Kay, I'll get the x-ray, you two go
work on the echo-cardiogram, and then
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all three of us will meet back here and
deal with the abdominal CAT-scan, okay?
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Got'cha.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, what can I do?
- We got it, Elliot.
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Being such a mess that your
friends don't even ask for your help?
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That's the bottom of the barrel.
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Sometimes in life, all there is to do
is ponder your own shortcomings
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by cannon-balling four straight
32-ounce, protein-enhanced smoothies.
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You'll be okay, Marshmallow.
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Laverne, do you call me "Marshmallow"
because I'm soft and easily flattened?
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Well, yeah.... But, if it makes you feel
any better, it's also because you're
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_very_ white.
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Where the hell's Ted?
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Hundred and nine is my record.
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Da-amn!
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Look, I know you're the only
x-ray tech on tonight, all right?
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But I just need a quick
abdominal scan to make sure
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Mrs. Farr doesn't
have an obstruction.
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Uh-uh-uh!
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Don't want to know who they are!
Don't want to know how they're doing!
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Just wanna go "click-click!"
and get 'em out of here!
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Now, your lady's about forty
people down on the list.
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And as always, uh,
there are no cutsies.
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Damn!
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Look, uhh.... There's gotta
be something I can do.
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See, because of the way I laid
on top of you, I can tell people
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this is an x-ray of Siamese twins!
How cool is that!
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It's so cool, Laddy, let's never
talk to anyone about it, ever!
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I don't understand how you think
you can get this cardiologist
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to do an echo-cardiogram for us.
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I've worked in the Cath. Lab before -
- I understand how these guys think.
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Plus I had a one-nighter
with him a long time ago.
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Okay! Oh-ho-ho! You're telling me
this guy in here got tasty treats?
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Turk! I worked here eight years
before you showed up -
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- I had sexual needs.
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Okay, first of all, that's disgusting.
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Are you jealous?
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Nahhh...
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Ahhh, so you don't mind
if I go in there alone.
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Thank you.
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So, Mitchell, I guess I
was just hoping that
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you would help us out
with this patient, Mrs. Farr.
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Carla, love to, really,
but, uh, it's already six
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and it's my son's birthday tonight.
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How old is he?
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He's ten.
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And how long ago was that
night that you told me
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you were single and
you took me dancing...?
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Eight years. I'll see you
in the patient's room.
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All taken care of.
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How is that funny?
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Don't you love the outfit?
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You know, I always wanted to
be the father of a tiny gay sailor.
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Jordan, come on, we agreed that we
would wait until he's quite a bit older
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before we started
systematically ruining his life, right?
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...Right?
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I may have painted his
toenails for funsies.
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Dr. Cox, I managed to get
some tests done on Mrs. Farr....
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Look, Gwyneth, you're old
enough now to hear this from me:
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Every time I go out of my
way to help you children
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I get nothing but trouble. Now this
is the first five-minute window
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I've had in the last week to be
with my son. And I'm just not gonna
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have you pirouetting around in here
while my heart is breaking inside.
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Sorry.
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Your heart is breaking inside?
That is so embarrassing for you!
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Thank you for that.
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What are you doing in here!?
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It's...the men's room.
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I know! I mean, it's not like I
thought those were some kind
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of new female urinals, and then
...tried them, and found them
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...oddly comfortable...
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I'm just gonna replace these,
uh, urinal cakes, and then,
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uh, I'll go.
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Why can't I just grow up?
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Why can't I be stronger?
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Janitor? Have you ever
looked at yourself and wished
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that you were different
in every single way?
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No... I'm a winner. But, I
will tell you something
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that my grandmother
told me when I was a kid
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even though at the time I
though she was my mother.
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She said: "Time spent
wishing - is time wasted."
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Now, she died shortly
after that, and my sister - who
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actually _was_ my mother
- she never got over it.
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Neither did my brother-dad.
But the point is this:
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If you want to be different,
then be different!
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Thank you.
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Well, we're all under
one roof here,
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we gotta watch out for
each other, right? Come on!
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There he is.
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Watch out.
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Unfortunately, that's when
we ran into a brick wall.
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I'm head of the radiology department.
You call me in from home to do
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an abdominal CAT-scan that could wait
until Monday morning? Well, guess what?
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It's not happening.
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Look, Dr. Moyer-
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THESE ARE MY MACHINES!
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Sir-
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MY MACHINES!
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Whose machines?
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MY MACHINES!
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How is that helpful?
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THEY'RE MINE! MINE! MY MACHINES! MY
MACHINES! MY MACHINES!! MY MACHINES!!!--
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MY MACHINES !...
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Oh, so you're going to sock me again.
Good God, Perry, at a certain point
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you're just beating
up an old man.
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Relax. I'm just
fixing your nose.
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Now, I'm real sorry I
cold-cocked you, there, Bob -
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I shouldn't have done that. Even
if it did actually feel so damn good
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I changed my
pants afterwards.
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But, still, I'm starting
to think it would be smart
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if you and I were to bury the hatchet.
What do you say, there, Bob?
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Come, on, handsome!
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Listen up, ace: You will always
be a royal pain in my ass,
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and I will always be waiting
for the day when I get to jam
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that knife into your side once and for
all, and you know it as well as I do!
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Much better, thanks!
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You're welcome.
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People don't change, Perry.
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So you're just gonna roll over
and give up like you always do?
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Or are you finally gonna get
mad and do something about it?
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MINE! MINE! MINE!
MINE! MINE!!!
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Dr. Moyer, you're gonna give
Mrs. Farr the abdominal CAT-scan,
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and I'll tell you why: You remember
that colon patient of mine
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that you screwed up on?
Well I'm gonna tell him exactly
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whose fault that was, and then I'm
gonna spend every waking second
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helping him figure out how to
physically and financially bitch-slap you,
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even if the end result is that we both
get our asses fired. Your move, chuckles.
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Bring her down.
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Elliot!
- Hell, yeah!
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Wow.
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It feels good to work as a team and gather
all the pieces of the puzzle together
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so we can finally look Mrs.
Farr in the face and tell her...
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we still don't know
what the hell she has.
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Dammit, why can't we figure
out what's wrong with this lady?
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All right, you guys. What
do you know so far?
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The echo ruled out
an aortic dissection.
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The abdominal CT would have
shown if it was biliary disease.
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Think. What's her background?
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Persian Sephardic Jew.
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Aw, come on, you guys, gimme
a break - you know this.
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Familial Mediterranean fever.
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Atta boy.
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I'm actually grateful
most things don't change.
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Hello, slackers!
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My paddle's stuck in me!
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Not only is the status
quo good for work,
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it's also somewhat comforting.
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Now, I would've never figured it out
unless you guys had done the leg work.
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You four deserve all the credit, really.
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Mrs. Farr, Dr. Cox has saved
the day! Don't ya just love it?
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Come here!
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And if something does change, more
often than not it just reminds you
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of feelings you've
had all along.
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You look beautiful.
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Like I said, once you hit the third year,
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there aren't a lot of surprises.
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Hey, Elliot.
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Damn.
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