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Who has ever used a glow stick?
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Who has ever wondered about
the science behind a glow stick?
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Well, I'm gonna teach it anyway.
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Oh. Derby?
You actually have a question?
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Yeah. Who's that guy?
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Huh. I guess I kind of get
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how being a kid teacher
is impressive,
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but a grown man high-school student?
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That's just sad.
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Hey! What's sad about it?
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He's not a student.
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He's a television writer
here to observe me.
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He thought a sitcom
about a kid teacher
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might make a good TV show.
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[kids snickering]
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Puh-leaze!
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How many stories can you squeeze
out of that weak premise?
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By season three,
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you'll be relying on the arrival
of outside characters,
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like a hacky TV writer coming
to observe the kid teacher.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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We're here to learn
about chemiluminescence...
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which is way more exciting
than some showbiz bigwig, right?
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Right?
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[click]
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A show about a kid teacher?
I can't picture it.
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I mean, what would
the opening title sequence even look like?
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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[Adam]
Chemiluminescence is achieved
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when diphenyl oxalate
reacts with hydrogen peroxide.
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See? That is some boring TV.
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I'm your show!
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Picture me in a downtown apartment.
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And are you ready for the twist?
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I have a roommate.
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And there's a twist on the twist!
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We're nothing alike.
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["Odd Couple" intro plays]
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The girls'll be here any minute.
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Hurry up and get out here!
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[Adam] Why are you yelling?
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I'm standing right next to you.
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[jazzy theme plays]
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- [knocking on door]
- [Adam] Oh, no. They're here.
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I'm so nervous, I have goosebumps.
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Or as I call them... Bumps.
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You're so uptight.
What's gotten into you?
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[plop!]
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Oh, that.
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Wait a second.
You're not even female.
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Just open the door!
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[Jersey accent]
Hi! We're the Pigeon Sisters.
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[Adam] Please, come in.
Help yourself to some birdseed.
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[Echo] Thank you.
I am feeling a bit peckish.
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Looks like we found
our perfect matches.
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I don't want to ruffle your feathers,
but what say I ruffle your feathers?
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[pigeon giggles]
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So... you're a goose.
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Any relation to Mother goose?
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[dryly] She's my mother.
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[gasp]
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I love her stories!
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But I always fall asleep before the end.
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I'm just gonna assume
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Jack and Jill got that
pail of water without incident.
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[Adam] Derby, can you come give me
a hand with the snacks?
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Since you're the one with the hands?
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Derby, this date is a disaster!
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What are you talking about?
It's going great.
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Every time my date opens her mouth,
I can feel my I.Q. Dropping.
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Soon, I'll be as dumb as a duck!
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Wait. You're not a duck?
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I'm just going to kick her out.
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If you kick her out, my date will leave.
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Well, that's your problem.
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You know what your problem is?
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You're too short to reach the doorknob.
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Now, where were we?
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I believe I had you eating
out of the palm of my hand.
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Hey! Where's
my tall drink of water?
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The goose said he'd get me one.
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He's... In the kitchen.
I'll go get him.
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Here I am. The goose.
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Not a duck, apparently.
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Aw! I missed you, sweetie.
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[Echo] Where's my sweetie?
I'll go find him.
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No, no. Don't you lift a feather.
I'll go get him.
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[zipper zips]
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There you are, Derby!
Where were we?
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I believe we were at...
"Where were we?"
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Where's that silly goose?
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I'll go get him.
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There's my lucky duck!
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Would you make up your mind?
Am I a goose or a duck?
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Wow. You've changed.
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[deeper voice] No, I haven't.
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I've been either a goose
or duck my whole life.
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[Echo] Is something going on here?
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Where's Derby?
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I'll go get him!
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[zipper zips]
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I see what's going on here!
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You're half-man, half-goose.
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[cheesy soundtrack plays]
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And I think this experiment will get
a "glowing" review from all of you.
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[Adam chuckles, sighs]
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Echo? You have a question?
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Yes. For the writer.
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You should base a show on my life.
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Oh, you mean, like,
when you and I are married?
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A romantic comedy
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about a brilliant scientist
and his beautiful, loving wife?
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No.
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I mean, like after we break up,
and I move to Paris to find true love.
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[accordion plays]
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Monsieur le boss, check it out.
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I thought the Louvre could raise
some money to buy some newer art
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if we sold t-shirts.
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I put one on that mannequin.
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"Louvre is in the air."
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Zat is not a mannequin!
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Zat is one of zee world's
most famous sculptures,
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zee Venus de Meelo.
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Isn't it pronounced "Mi-lo?"
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I pronounce it "Meelo."
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Zee point is, you have disgraced
this museum for zee last time!
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I have no choice
but to relieve you of your duties.
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You won't be needing ziss anymore.
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Or ziss!
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Hey! That beret's not part of my uniform.
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I know, but it is clich�.
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Now get out!
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Please, monsieur le boss!
I came to Paris to find true love.
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If I lose this job,
I'll be forced to move home
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and settle into a loveless marriage
with a science teacher.
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Le yikes!
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All right, you have one more chance.
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But if you cause even
zee teeniest, tiniest problem,
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you'll be out on your derriere!
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Pardon my French.
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[accordion plays]
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I wonder if this feather-duster
is made from goose or duck?
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[thick accent]
Neither.
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Eet eez made from feathers.
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I have never seen anything
so exquisitely beautiful.
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[giggling]
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I think you're cute, too.
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One might even say
"Louvre is in the air."
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One might also say
"Je suis avec stupide."
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I don't know what that means...
but it sounds so romantic!
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[thick accent]
Museum security coming through!
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Miz Echo, you must be on zee lookout.
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There are reports of a thief on zee loose.
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He has struck
every museum in Europe...
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And zee t-shirt shop down the street.
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Not now!
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I'm trying to talk to...
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Where'd he go?
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Beats me.
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Some people are just good at
sneaking in and out of places.
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Anyway, if you see anyone
who could be the thief...
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let me know.
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You must look... everywhere.
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Waaah!
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Even on zee floor.
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Nope.
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Nothing here.
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Great!
I just lost my chance at true love.
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Arrrgh!
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And probably my job.
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[Monsieur Tater]
I am about to enter zee room.
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Unexpectedly!
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At zee worst possible moment...
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to make sure none
of zee famous paintings have been...
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defaced.
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I have entered zee room.
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I don't know what took me so long.
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Hmm.
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Some-zing about ziss painting
looks familiar.
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[chuckles]
Oh, yes, zat is right.
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It is zee Mona Lisa,
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zee most famous painting in zee world.
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Well, since everything
is fine here...
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[loudly] I am about to enter zee next room.
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Unexpectedly.
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That was close.
Now to get out of here.
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[Dang] I must guard zese paintings
all night
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with that thief on zee loose!
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Funny how,
even when no one is around,
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I don't speak French, my native language.
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Aaaaah!
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Now what am I going to do?
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I will not rest until my job is done.
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Even though it is past my bedtime.
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That's it! I'll lull him to sleep.
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? Fr�re Jacques, Fr�re Jacques ?
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? Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous? ?
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? Something-something
something ?
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? Something
something-something ?
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? Ding, dang... ?
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- [normal voice] You called?
- Aaaaah!
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Dang! You're supposed to be playing
the bumbling French security guard!
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I am.
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[snoring]
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He's asleep. Time to sneak out.
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Oh, no! It's the museum-slash-
t-shirt-shop thief!
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And, unexpectedly,
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it's the only non-museum employee
with a speaking role.
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[action theme plays]
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[French accent]
It is breathtaking.
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Quite simply zee most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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I must have it.
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And Europe's most infamous
art-frame thief strikes again.
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[upbeat accordion theme plays]
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[Monsieur Tater] Whooo!
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[chair clattering]
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Zee art-frame thief has struck again!
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And this time, he stole zee painting, too.
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Stra-a-a-ahnge.
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Well... [ahem] that's what happened.
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Okay, class, let's get going...
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Or should I say,
"let's get... glowing?"
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[chuckles]
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I heard there was someone
from Hollywood here.
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Yeah. He's a writer.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess I could
pitch him my show idea.
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[sultry jazz plays]
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I need your help!
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You've come to the right place.
I'm Private Ivy... P.I.
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[fanfare plays]
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I want to hire you.
My husband has been murdered.
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Oh. I don't do murders.
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For that, you need
a private investigator.
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You're not a private investigator?
Then what does the "P.I." stand for?
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"Private Ivy."
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[fanfare plays]
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Okay. Well, I guess I'll go.
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Not so fast!
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I know a criminal when I see one.
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[gasps] How did you know
I murdered my science teacher husband?
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In my defense,
it was a loveless marriage.
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I told you, I don't do murders.
But this... Is unforgivable!
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A cheetah-print skirt
with a zebra-print clutch?
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You never wear predator with prey!
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But that's not a crime.
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Yes, it is. A crime against fashion.
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I am taking you downtown.
257
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To the mall!
We'll pick you out some cute stuff!
258
00:15:37,382 --> 00:15:39,634
So, we're good on the murder, right?
259
00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:44,681
[voice echoing] I'd gotten
an anonymous tip
260
00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:47,893
that there was a fashion faux pas
going down in a high school
261
00:15:47,976 --> 00:15:51,480
that takes place in a world
unlike any I've ever seen.
262
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,815
Who are you talking to?
263
00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:56,526
No one. This is my inner monologue.
264
00:15:57,944 --> 00:16:01,072
Why was this middle-aged student
so confused?
265
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,576
And what was he wearing?
266
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:08,163
It's a burlap sack. Burlap is back.
267
00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:10,707
It was never in.
268
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,918
Who did this to you?
269
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:16,379
Well, if it isn't Private Ivy-Private Ivy.
270
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:18,924
Sergeant Byrne!
What are you doing here?
271
00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:22,052
I was just about to ask
the exact same thing!
272
00:16:22,135 --> 00:16:25,555
In fact, Sergeant Byrne,
what are you doing here?
273
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:30,977
I'm here to tell Private Ivy-Private Ivy
to get off my turf!
274
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:34,314
Fine. I'll go.
275
00:16:34,397 --> 00:16:37,567
But only because
your accessories disgust me.
276
00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:44,699
I hadn't fully left the scene
when I discovered something mysterious.
277
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:47,744
What was it?
278
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,621
Burlap.
279
00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,415
It was burlap!
280
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:57,295
There's some more over here.
You might want to see where it leads.
281
00:16:57,379 --> 00:17:01,508
A voice outside my head
told me I should see where it leads.
282
00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:09,849
Here you go. First one's free.
283
00:17:10,475 --> 00:17:11,518
You!
284
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:14,354
All right! You got me.
285
00:17:14,437 --> 00:17:16,356
I wasn't making
enough money on the beat.
286
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:19,609
A sergeant's salary
is not what it once was...
287
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:20,819
it's more.
288
00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:23,697
But it's still not enough!
289
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,908
So I knocked over
a burlap sack factory.
290
00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:31,121
And when the security guard
confronted me, I murdered him.
291
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,666
Aw, there's a murder?
292
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,377
Solving murders is more your thing.
293
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:41,006
Good luck catching that killer.
Sounds like a tough case!
294
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,758
[show theme plays]
295
00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,680
While you three were
pitching your show ideas,
296
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:52,058
everyone else was admiring
these glowing beakers.
297
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:55,061
- When did those get here?
- When did you get here?
298
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,523
It's going to be cooler
with the lights off.
299
00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:03,403
You have to be careful
handing chemicals like these...
300
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:04,529
- [Ivy] Hey!
- [Adam] Wh...
301
00:18:04,613 --> 00:18:07,532
[thud! glass shatters, liquid splashes]
302
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:12,829
[Adam] It's okay.
I've got a towel around here somewhere.
303
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,961
[Derby] That's not a towel.
You grabbed someone's chest.
304
00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:21,963
[Adam] Oh, I'm so sorry, Echo.
305
00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:23,590
[Echo] It wasn't me.
306
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:25,342
- [Slab] It was me.
- [Adam] Whoaa!
307
00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:28,178
[beakers shattering]
308
00:18:34,726 --> 00:18:36,061
[click]
309
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:41,024
I get that you made a mistake...
but why did you linger?
310
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:43,943
[man] That's it!
311
00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:45,528
That's the show!
312
00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:47,864
You're really going to
make a show about him?
313
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:52,327
No! I am gonna make a show about me.
314
00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:56,206
All kinds of freaks and losers
are always coming up to me
315
00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:58,333
pitching their lousy show ideas.
316
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,460
It's hilarious!
317
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:03,797
You could even show snippets
of their stupid ideas.
318
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,800
Do, like, three in half-an-hour.
319
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:10,428
I could go almost an entire episode
without saying a word.
320
00:19:10,512 --> 00:19:12,138
This is gold!
321
00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:17,852
I told you, I have my idea.
322
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,563
Yeah, but you don't have my idea.
323
00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:22,982
I play a mild-mannered
high-school principal,
324
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:26,069
who turns into
an even milder-mannered superhero.
325
00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,196
[dramatic soundtrack plays]
326
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:29,406
[shrieks!] Oh, No1
327
00:19:29,489 --> 00:19:32,325
There's a construction worker
dangling from that crane!
328
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:35,203
This looks like a job for...
329
00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:38,456
[rip!]
330
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,208
The Hesi-Tater!
331
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:44,003
Although, it really is more
of a job for the fire department.
332
00:19:44,087 --> 00:19:46,673
It's awfully high up.
333
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:49,718
Plus, I really should have
mommy mend my sweater-vest.
334
00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,723
[man shrieking]
335
00:20:02,063 --> 00:20:04,232
That's a terrible idea!
336
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:06,860
You should do a show
about me as a teacher,
337
00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,863
juggling her career
and her newborn triplets,
338
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:12,157
while trying to fend off
a mid-life crisis.
339
00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:15,201
Mid-life?
340
00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:17,120
Mid?
341
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:20,707
Who has heard of the War of 18...
342
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:23,585
[triplets bawling]
343
00:20:23,668 --> 00:20:26,504
Looks like someone needs
their diaper changed.
344
00:20:26,588 --> 00:20:27,756
Me!
345
00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:31,676
[jazzy theme plays]
346
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,263
It's very topical.
In fact, it's happening right now.
347
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,604
- You should hear about my show!
- Ahh!
348
00:20:44,606 --> 00:20:49,486
Who would win a race between
Professor Vortex and Mr. Marvelous?
349
00:20:49,569 --> 00:20:53,364
Well, I would need to know
the exact latitude and longitude
350
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,491
of their start point,
351
00:20:54,574 --> 00:20:57,744
as well as the barometric pressure,
and the precise time of day.
352
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,622
What does that
have to do with anything?
353
00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:04,501
Mr. Marvelous
is not a morning person.
354
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:07,504
[knock on door]
355
00:21:07,587 --> 00:21:12,592
Oh... that must be that attractive babe
who lives across the hall.
356
00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:14,511
Come in.
357
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:21,100
Hey, guys!
358
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:23,102
[Dangs] Hey.
359
00:21:28,274 --> 00:21:31,319
That all sounds great, but I've gotta run.
360
00:21:31,402 --> 00:21:33,071
[traffic zooming]
361
00:21:33,154 --> 00:21:34,948
That car's headed straight for him!
362
00:21:35,031 --> 00:21:37,867
This looks like a job for...
363
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:39,035
[car accelerating]
364
00:21:39,118 --> 00:21:40,245
[rip!]
365
00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:41,955
the Hesi-Tater!
366
00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:44,707
Though, he is pretty far away.
367
00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,502
And I'm not wearing
good shoes for running, plus...
368
00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:49,671
[horn blaring, tires screeching]
369
00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:50,880
[crash!]
370
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:55,480
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