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Previously, on Mr. Young...
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Echo, happy birthday!
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[epic soundtrack plays]
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Echo, you mean the world to me,
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and I hope I also hold
a special place in your heart.
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Arrrggh!
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I just need to travel back in time
to my first day at Finnegan,
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and meet Echo before the "me"
of that time period does.
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That way, I can make
a better first impression.
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[beep-beep-whoosh]
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- Hi there. I'm Adam.
- I'm Echo.
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That's a beautiful name
for a beautiful girl.
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[giggles]
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- What do you mean, I was fired? Why?
- You got fired for dating Echo. A student!
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This is all my fault.
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Thought you could change your fate,
but you can't.
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I guess Echo and I are just
not meant to be together.
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I need to undo everything I've done!
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[whooshing]
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Everything seems back to normal.
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All that's left now is having to live out
the rest of my life
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knowing that Echo
will never be interested in me.
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[Tater] Hey!
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You said you'd save me some cake!
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No one can ever know we're dating.
We're dating, right?
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[exhales]
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Good! No one can know.
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Okay, class. Today, we're studying
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the effects of caffeine
on animal physiology,
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which is why I have one bag
containing coffee beans...
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and another containing a wild puma.
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[puma hissing]
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So, who has a hypothesis?
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Oh, Echo.
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I said "hypothesis" not "hippo face."
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Yes, Slab?
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You have a complaint about Echo
and/or her face?
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No. I was just wondering why
you're being so mean to her?
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What? I'm not.
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You said you'd give bonus marks
to anyone who tripped her on the way in.
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Again, sorry.
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Mr. Young? Can I please have a word?
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Uh, sure. How about "ugly"?
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What are you doing?
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Making sure no one thinks
I like you more than the other students,
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jerk-face dummy.
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Echo... you're my favorite.
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You've always been my favorite.
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Aw...
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you're my favorite, too.
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Good.
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[loudly] Now, sit down,
you bug-eyed nitwit.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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[puma yowls]
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[Adam grunting]
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Okay.
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We discovered that caffeine
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makes pumas a wee bit edgy.
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[puma yowls]
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[bell rings]
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But still better company than Echo,
whom I hate.
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They're not even listening anymore!
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I'm sorry, but you know
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if Tater finds out we're dating,
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I'll lose my job.
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Every time I insult you
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is a reminder of how much I love you,
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you crusty-eyed snot-monkey.
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I love you, too,
you pasty-faced snooze-wagon.
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Whoa!
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That's what you say to a horse
to make it stop.
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I'm learning so much
in equestrian studies.
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Also, whoa!
You guys were just kissing!
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Pfft! No, we weren't.
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Uh, I think I know what kissing is.
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We learned about it
in equestrian studies.
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Okay. The truth is...
Echo and I are dating.
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We're... in love.
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That's great!
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Adam, this is everything
you've ever wanted.
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Congratulations! And, Echo?
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Really? Him?
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Derby, no one can ever know...
Especially Mr. Tater.
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If he finds out, he'll fire me.
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Can you keep our secret?
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Are you kidding?
I'm the best at keeping secrets.
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For example, Slab just told me
he cheated on that pop quiz in your class.
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I kept that secret just fine.
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[Tater] Mr. Young.
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I heard you took all the coffee beans
from the staff lounge.
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Well, I'm taking them back.
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[puma snarling]
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Quiet, coffee!
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Mr. Tater, have you
heard the good news?
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Ooh, I love good news!
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Whenever people say,
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"What do you want first,
the good news or the bad news?"
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I always say, "start with the good news,
then stop talking, Doctor."
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Well, then you're gonna love...
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Don't spill the beans...
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Mr. Tater.
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Because you're holding a bag of beans.
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[puma yowls]
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Good advice. For Mr. Tater.
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Anyway, I was just going to tell you...
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Don't let the cat out of the bag...
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Mr. Tater.
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The other bag.
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The one you're not holding.
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[yowling]
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Why do you guys keep giving me
useless advice I'm going to ignore?
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Who are you, my doctor?
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Let me guess.
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You've often watched me
from across the hall,
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and you've finally built up
the courage to ask me out.
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Oh, I'm so glad, because it means
I can say no.
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Oh! Yes! Only one more,
and I'll have turned down
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every guy in school.
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I think you've already gotten to him.
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Not yet, but here he comes.
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Not in a million years, X-face.
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Yes! That's everybody.
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Look again. I think you missed one.
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You have never rejected Slab.
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Oh. Well, I'll just get Slab to ask me out
so I can reject him.
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I don't think it's going to be that easy.
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He seems to have... other interests.
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These are beautiful, X-face,
but I'm still taking your lunch.
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Stealing lunches from nerds.
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That is the other interest
to which I was referring.
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[giggling]
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Isn't this nice?
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You and I finally have
some alone time together.
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And now it's over.
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I figured out what was wrong
with this wobbly table.
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This piece of cardboard
was preventing it from wobbling.
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Whee-ee-ee-ee!
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I get that we have to
keep our eye on Derby
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so he doesn't give away our secret,
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but why do we need to
have him with us here?
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In case Mr. Tater sees us together.
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We're nowhere near the school.
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He works nights at this restaurant.
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Would you care to buy a rose
for the lovely lady?
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Or the lovely gentleman
you're also with?
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Come on.
I'm on commission.
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[falsetto]
Flowers! Flowers for sale.
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If you knew he worked here,
why are we eating in this restaurant?
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I had a Groupon.
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Ooh! I almost forgot.
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While I was under the table,
I found this gum.
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- Yeah, I'm good.
- No, thanks.
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- Oh!
- Eww.
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What?
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You're gonna need fresh breath later.
For your makeout session.
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You never know
where this evening will go.
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Echo, I know
you're upset about last night,
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but it was a really good Groupon,
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and it was going to expire.
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It's not just that.
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I can't handle Derby anymore.
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Don't worry.
I'm going to take care of him.
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You're gonna kill Derby?
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No!
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No.
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I've created this device that can target
specific memories and erase them.
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- I've even tested it on myself.
- Did it work?
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I don't remember.
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Oh! Then I guess it did.
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Anyway, this scans for your most
significant recent memory
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and deletes it.
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In Derby's case, that would be
that we're dating.
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Great! So just tell Derby you want to test
a new invention on him.
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That won't work.
Since the last experiment I used him for,
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Derby refuses to be my guinea pig.
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[Derby's voice]
So, did it work?
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That was Derby?
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He peed on my hand.
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So, we're never getting close to Derby
with this thing.
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No. But I know someone
who can get close to him.
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Ah... so the next thing
we'll see
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is you dressed like a gorgeous girl
in a skimpy outfit.
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What? No.
Why would you think that?
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I don't know.
That just seems like classic Mr. Young.
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Actually, I'm going
to redesign this device
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using some of
my special equipment.
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Hair brushes and other
beauty supplies.
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Like I said, classic Mr. Young.
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Check it out, Dang.
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Guys like a girl who's spoken for,
so let's see what Slab thinks
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of my new "boyfriend."
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I bet he's fun at parties.
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[whispering]
He's not really human.
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He's a pi�ata.
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[whispering] I know.
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That's why I made
that "fun at parties" joke.
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Oh. Good one.
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Hey, Slab! Meet my new boyfriend.
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I bet he's fun at parties.
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Because you wouldn't date a guy
who's not fun at parties.
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What's his name?
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Um...
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"Caution Flammable."
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Great to meet you, Cosh.
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Looking at you, I feel like we have
so much in common.
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Except the part about wanting to date Ivy.
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Doesn't it bother you to see me with...
Caution Flammable?
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Not at all.
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It's nice to have
another guy my size around.
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Someone who can relate
to the problems I face, am I right?
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Why won't you talk to me?
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Maybe this will make you open up.
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That's it.
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Let it all out, my friend.
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Have you ever had sensitive
or embarrassing documents
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you didn't want anyone to see?
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All the time.
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My high school transcripts,
my principal evaluation,
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and the results of my last physical.
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Well, now you can get rid
of stuff like that
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with the Preston Pickles
shredder pants.
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Allow me to demonstrate,
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using this safety report
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on the Preston Pickles
shredder pants.
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[shredder whirring]
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Well, since there's no
safety report telling me not to,
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I'll take a pair!
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Preston Pickles.
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How would you like to be
the exclusive distributor
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of a new beauty product
that will make you millions?
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Millions, I tell ya. Millions.
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Millions? Millions, you tell me?
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Millions.
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It's called the Preston Pickles
Vacu-coif.
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That has my name written all over it.
Or it will!
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Tell me more.
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It uses vacuum power
to style your hair.
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No more costly visits to the salon.
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And this little baby is all yours...
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For 12 easy payments of $19.95?
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No. If you shoot the infomercial
at Finnegan High
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and demonstrate
on the volunteer I choose.
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Fine.
Who am I demonstrating on?
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My friend Derby.
Do you remember Derby?
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The guy who ruined me twice,
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broke my daughter's heart,
and I tried to kill?
255
00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:56,432
Vaguely.
256
00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:58,893
You must choose Derby
to be your volunteer.
257
00:12:58,976 --> 00:13:00,144
Fine.
258
00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,689
Remember. Derby.
259
00:13:03,773 --> 00:13:06,442
This is the most important thing
you need to remember.
260
00:13:06,526 --> 00:13:08,986
Yeah, yeah. Derby. I got it.
261
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:12,406
[infomercial theme plays]
262
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,617
Hi! I'm Preston Pickles.
263
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,744
You may remember me
from such products as...
264
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:18,746
Bacon tape...
265
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:23,251
the Bumbrella...
266
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,589
and the navel safe!
267
00:13:31,008 --> 00:13:34,345
Who would be dumb enough
to buy any of that guy's stupid products?
268
00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:36,222
Certainly not me!
269
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:39,767
It's not like this is a receipt
for his shredder pants.
270
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:45,606
[pants whirring]
271
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:55,158
Say hello to my newest product,
the Vacu-coif!
272
00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:56,909
[audience] Oooh!
273
00:13:56,993 --> 00:14:01,164
Now you can get a salon-perfect hairdo
in your very own home!
274
00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,750
But don't take my word for it.
275
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,962
Let me show you how it works,
using a volunteer from our audience.
276
00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:10,173
- How about...
- You're up, Derby.
277
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:11,465
You, young lady!
278
00:14:11,549 --> 00:14:13,217
What?
279
00:14:13,301 --> 00:14:15,136
No, Echo. You can't!
280
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,972
Prepare to be coifed!
281
00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:20,308
[vacuum roaring]
282
00:14:24,437 --> 00:14:26,147
Ta-da!
283
00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:33,279
Echo...
284
00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:34,447
how are you feeling?
285
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,240
Groovy.
286
00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:39,494
Good.
287
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,871
Are you also... in love?
288
00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:43,331
Of course!
289
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:46,167
With this fabulous
new hair-care product!
290
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,836
You might want to get one, Mr. Young.
291
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,255
Maybe a nicer haircut
would help you get a girlfriend.
292
00:14:53,591 --> 00:14:56,093
Oh, yeah! Single and stylin'!
293
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:11,567
I'd like to return these shredder pants.
They're jammed.
294
00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:14,904
Well, do you have your receipt?
295
00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,781
Sure, it's right here.
296
00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:18,741
[pants whirring]
297
00:15:18,824 --> 00:15:20,868
[shrieking]
298
00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:25,831
How could you do that to me?
299
00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:28,751
Relax!
I was going to give you your cut.
300
00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:37,552
Not that.
301
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:43,683
I told you to demonstrate
the Vacu-coif on Derby.
302
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,435
- You never said that.
- I said it, like, ten times.
303
00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:49,480
Yeah, yeah. Derby. I got it.
304
00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:56,904
If I'm going to shoot an infomercial,
I really should look my best.
305
00:15:56,988 --> 00:16:00,491
[vacuum whirring]
306
00:16:02,535 --> 00:16:04,537
You erased your own memory!
307
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:08,040
No, I didn't. I think I'd remember
something like that.
308
00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,214
Move your legs, nerd!
309
00:16:16,299 --> 00:16:17,883
Dang, it's me.
310
00:16:18,676 --> 00:16:20,970
I didn't know you read comic books.
311
00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:23,306
Or anything.
312
00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:26,434
I'm trying to get Slab to invite me
to the comic convention.
313
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:30,896
I didn't know Slab read comic books.
Or anything.
314
00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:36,110
That place is the nerd motherlode.
He could steal a year's worth of lunches,
315
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:38,487
which would last him, like, a week.
316
00:16:40,323 --> 00:16:42,617
Hey, Slab!
The comic convention's coming up.
317
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,160
Sounds fun.
318
00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:45,411
It will be.
319
00:16:45,494 --> 00:16:48,164
That's why I was thinking it might be nice
to go there with...
320
00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,665
my new friend, Caution Flammable.
321
00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:57,673
You're asking him instead of me?
322
00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,467
That's it!
323
00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:05,181
Grrrrr!
324
00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:07,475
Quit it! I'm going to...
325
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:16,609
I'm your girlfriend?
That doesn't sound like me.
326
00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:19,904
That doesn't sound like anyone.
327
00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:21,739
It's true and I'll prove it.
328
00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,950
Derby. Are Echo and I dating?
329
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:26,077
Of course not.
330
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,414
I know we asked you to keep it a secret,
but just tell the truth.
331
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:32,375
Am I Echo's boyfriend?
332
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,668
The truth?
333
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:36,545
The truth is, you are...
334
00:17:36,629 --> 00:17:38,172
not Echo's boyfriend.
335
00:17:38,255 --> 00:17:41,008
Tell her! Tell her we're dating!
336
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:42,677
- But you're not!
- Yes, we are!
337
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,261
Say it. Say it!
338
00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:45,596
There's nothing to say!
339
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,934
Mr. Young, I'll see you in class.
340
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:56,607
See? I told you I could keep a secret.
341
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,651
- You're welcome.
- Ohhh!
342
00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:02,279
- What's this about?
- Adam and Echo dating.
343
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,240
Aaaaah!
344
00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:06,158
You're dating a student?
345
00:18:06,242 --> 00:18:09,453
Mr. Tater! It's supposed to be a secret!
346
00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:11,455
Some people.
347
00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:14,500
Mr. Young, I'm going to have to
report this to the school board.
348
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,544
We have rules here!
349
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:19,463
Stop that!
350
00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:22,508
You know there's no spilling
candy on the floor, Slab.
351
00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:23,634
Hi, Ivy.
352
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,720
Hi, Mr. Tater.
353
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,517
Well, Tater's meeting
with the school board.
354
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,227
Looks like I'm going to be fired.
355
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,604
And I'm just stealing stuff.
356
00:18:37,606 --> 00:18:41,318
Mr. Young.
I told the school board everything.
357
00:18:41,402 --> 00:18:43,779
Do you want the good news
or the bad news?
358
00:18:43,863 --> 00:18:45,531
The good news.
359
00:18:45,614 --> 00:18:47,450
You're not being fired.
360
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:50,494
Well, that's great!
What's the bad news?
361
00:18:50,578 --> 00:18:52,580
You're not being fired.
362
00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,500
The board understands
that you may be a teacher,
363
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:57,710
but you're also a kid.
364
00:18:57,793 --> 00:18:59,712
The same rules shouldn't
apply to a teacher
365
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,380
who's the same age
as his students.
366
00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:03,174
Just like how the rules
against stealing
367
00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:05,301
shouldn't apply to students
who want free stuff.
368
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:10,306
But there are some ground rules
you'll have to follow.
369
00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:13,267
First, no public displays
of affection at school.
370
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,187
No one needs to see that.
It makes people feel pathetic.
371
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,689
Bald and pathetic.
372
00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:21,484
Alone, bald, and...
373
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,277
No public displays, got it.
374
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:26,113
Plus, since you dated Echo,
375
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:28,741
even though she's understandably
blocked it out of her mind,
376
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,910
she's gonna have to transfer
out of your class.
377
00:19:30,993 --> 00:19:32,912
She'll be in the new
science teacher's class.
378
00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:35,039
New science teacher?
379
00:19:35,122 --> 00:19:36,791
Who's the new science teacher?
380
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:40,419
- Mr. Kidd!
- Who are you calling "kidd"?
381
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,797
Oh! Ho, ho, ho!
382
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,634
He's a kid teacher.
Can you believe that?
383
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:49,470
Apparently, he's some kind of genius.
384
00:19:49,553 --> 00:19:51,972
What a unique opportunity.
385
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:54,934
We're so lucky to have him!
386
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,937
Ah, Ms. Zizzleswift.
387
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,064
Come meet
your new science teacher.
388
00:20:00,147 --> 00:20:02,358
Hi. I'm Echo.
389
00:20:02,441 --> 00:20:04,944
That's a beautiful name
for a beautiful girl.
390
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,738
[giggles]
391
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:11,325
Wow. That guy makes
a good first impression.
392
00:20:12,326 --> 00:20:13,828
Mr. Tater, you can't do this!
393
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:16,330
Sorry, it's out of my hands.
394
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,541
The board signed this transfer order.
395
00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:24,964
[pants whirring]
396
00:20:27,299 --> 00:20:31,554
Ohh! These aren't my shredder pants,
they're my copier pants.
397
00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:40,187
Slab. I won't be bothering you anymore,
398
00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:42,511
since you're clearly not interested
in going out with me.
399
00:20:42,565 --> 00:20:44,650
Are you kidding?
I'd love to ask you out.
400
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,151
Who wouldn't?
401
00:20:46,235 --> 00:20:49,321
With your hair and your cute little nose
and the way you...
402
00:20:53,158 --> 00:20:55,035
Great. So ask.
403
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,538
Nah. I know you. You'd just reject me.
404
00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:00,040
No! I won't.
405
00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:02,710
There is absolutely no way
I will reject you,
406
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:05,004
crushing your soul
and tearing your heart apart
407
00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:07,715
while simultaneously completing a chart
I don't care about.
408
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:11,552
Ask me! Do it! It'll be fine!
409
00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,095
Okay, okay.
410
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:17,349
You've convinced me.
Ivy, will you go out with me?
411
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,477
You're asking me out?
412
00:21:20,561 --> 00:21:23,105
You're asking me out?
413
00:21:23,188 --> 00:21:25,691
Well, here's my answer...
414
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:28,110
yes.
415
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,910
Neither of you are teachers, right?
416
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:39,413
Good.
417
00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:42,207
I guess I should really know these things.
418
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:46,807
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