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Mr. Young? Stop coloring.
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I'm not coloring.
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I'm preparing for an exciting lesson
on human genome sequencing.
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Well, forget that!
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Daria Garraway
from the show Timeline
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is coming to interview you,
the world's youngest high school teacher.
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And she's going to
do it in this room,
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so maybe put something
science-y on the board.
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She wants to interview me?
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That's cool!
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No.
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It's not cool. It's terrifying.
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You'd better not make me
or this school look bad.
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Don't worry.
I'll only tell her the good stuff.
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And once those 20 seconds
are up, I'll just vamp.
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Perfect.
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And to make sure it goes well,
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I got rid of the three
biggest troublemakers in your class:
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Derby, Slab, and Echo.
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Why just them?
What about my other students?
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They never do anything.
They never even speak.
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I don't know how you grade them.
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Wait a second.
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What do you mean,
you "got rid of them?"
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What did you do?
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Relax. Nothing bad.
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What happened?
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I don't know.
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I guess we fell asleep
in the hallway,
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because, clearly,
we're still at school.
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I simply knocked them out,
put them in a van, and dumped them
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as a fake version of Finnegan High
I had built in a secluded warehouse.
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By the way, if the interviewer
asks if I ever do that sort of thing,
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just fake a coughing fit.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed.
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Oh, you're very welcome.
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I'm a big fan.
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I loved that piece you did
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with the whistle-blower
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who blew the whistle on cheating
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at the whistle-blowing competition.
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Well, be sure to watch this week's episode
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where I "uncover" a "cover-up"
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at the blanket factory.
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No clever wordplay there,
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just a heinous murder.
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Adam Young... you're a genius.
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You could've done anything
you wanted with your life.
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Why become a science teacher?
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I wanted to get kids
excited about science.
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And how has that worked out?
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[kids screaming]
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Science...
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Are you hiding
a comic book in your textbook?
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No! I wouldn't do that.
I'm just openly reading it.
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Today, we're going to
learn about the solar system.
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Ahem.
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Sorry. Today I'm going to
teach about the solar system.
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- Some of you will sleep through it.
- Thank you.
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[steam hissing, kids gasping]
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[snoring]
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Really?
Even when there's an explosion?
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Now we have science class.
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Nope.
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It's worked out great.
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My students have a deep love
and respect for science.
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[snorts and giggles] Heh!
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Sorry.
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I was thinking of a funny story I heard
about a... blanket factory.
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Okay.
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What about the administration?
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How did Principal Tater react
to having a kid teach at his school?
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I'm principal of Finne...
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A local high school,
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and we have some of the worst teachers.
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One of them's a kid!
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A kid teacher? That is wild!
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I told the school board
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it was a mistake to hire
a child as a teacher,
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and as is usual...
Would you stop that?
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Hey-hey! Welcome to the partay!
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Why are we having a party?
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It's Mr. Young's going-away party!
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Well, more like "gone away" party,
since he's already gone.
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Candy apple?
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Mr. Young... I've been thinking
about your place at Finnegan High.
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[Adam] Oh?
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You no longer have one. You're fired.
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[Adam] What?
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I think it's safe to say
he couldn't be happier.
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Something seems weird about this place.
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Yeah. And have you noticed how
the same guy
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keeps crossing back and forth
in front of us?
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It's like some low-budget TV show
that can only afford one extra.
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And my lockers are empty!
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Who stole all the stuff I stole?
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Maybe we should go to Mr. Tater's office
and ask him what's going on.
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You mean, instead of
going to the classroom
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we are expected to go to,
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we try to open this other door
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no one planned for us
to try and open?
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It's locked.
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You know who could let us in? Dang!
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What in Dang's name
is going on here?
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[coughing]
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I think what Mr. Young
is trying to say is...
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fake school?
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Who would even think of that?
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Okay, let's move on.
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How do you deal with
controlling your students?
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You're the same size as them...
In some cases, smaller.
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Plus, he has
those lady-like arms.
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Is that ever a problem?
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My key!
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My sammich!
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My keycard!
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My space sammich!
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You'll all take the test,
and you'll like it.
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No, we won't.
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You won't take it, or you won't like it?
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Yes.
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Whoa!
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[rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat]
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[clang!]
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Not once.
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If you show students you're in charge,
you command their respect.
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[chortling]
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Heinous murder.
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But it must get weird
teaching kids your own age,
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especially when it comes to girls.
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You wanted to see me after class?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm here.
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Thank you.
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You wanted to see me after class?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm here.
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Thank you.
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I'm... gonna go now.
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Adam, do you have a minute?
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Echo! Of course, I have a minute.
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Or an hour.
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Or an entire lifetime filled with joy
and laughter and, yes, tears.
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But tears of joyful laughter.
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It's amazing that you're able
to clone an animal.
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Could you do that to a person?
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No. Of course not.
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Ow!
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Friday is the six-month anniversary
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of the first time I got close enough
to smell Echo's hair.
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Oh! Happy stalker-versary.
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Picture this...
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"Oh, no! Who will help me
with all this homework?"
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"I, Adam Young, your humble servant
for the day, will help you."
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"Oh! You're the greatest. Thank you."
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[smooching]
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It's headed right for us!
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Bet you all wish you had a bucketlist now.
I don't need one.
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There's only one thing I want
to do before it's too late.
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[incoming whistle]
Echo, I love...
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[thud!]
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I bet he was gonna say "s'mores."
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I mean, who doesn't love s'mores?
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- What do you think?
- Is that a wedding dress?
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No. This is my Lady Guinevere costume.
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Oh.
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I just don't think of
any of my students that way,
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although I certainly wouldn't be surprised
if anyone felt that way about me.
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I also have no relationships with women.
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There.
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Now we can use this opening
to get through this door.
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See?
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[eerie theme plays]
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What is this place?
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I've been sent
to the principal's office many times,
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and it is not this... nice.
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[eerie music plays]
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We've got to figure out where we are.
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"School wardrobe"?
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This is cute!
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This is just the kind of thing I'd wear.
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[gasps]
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This is just the kind of thing I'd wear!
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[gasps]
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This is just the kind of thing I'd wear.
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Private schools have uniforms,
and studies have shown that uniforms help
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create a more serious
learning environment.
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Have you ever
considered adopting them?
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No need, though there is one guy here
everyone loves,
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and he always wears a uniform.
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I wouldn't really
call a sweater vest a "uniform,"
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but it's true,
everyone does love me.
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[Adam] I mean...
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Dang.
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- You called?
- [shrieks]
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- Oh... Dang!
- You called?
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[shrieks]
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Dang!
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Yes?
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[robots whirring]
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[ding-fwap-fwap-fwap-fwap]
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Next up for bid,
our beloved janitor, Dang.
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Where is he?
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- Hello.
- [gasp]
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Who will start the bidding?
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$10.
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- 20!
- [gasp]
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[Derby] Oh, no, you don't!
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30!
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We have 30. Do I hear 40?
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Too rich for my blood.
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You broke Santa's sleigh!
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At least we'll go out with a bang.
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You called?
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Aaaah!
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- Dang.
- You called?
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[gasp]
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Dang, you're not
a digital version of you.
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How are you even here?
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You say "Dang," I show up.
You say "ahh!"
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That is the way it works.
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- Dang!
- [Dangs] You called?
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[yelps]
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I guess I did.
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[all grunting]
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N'yaaaaa!
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Yaaaa!
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[eerie music plays]
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[nearby laughter]
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[laughter continues]
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What if Echo and the science teacher
get together?
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Nah, it's too soon.
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Let's just put everyone
in funny costumes.
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These people are deciding
what happens to us.
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They should worry about themselves.
I mean, look at them.
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They're so unkempt and out of shape.
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[Slab] Ooh, pizza.
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They've seen us.
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Get 'em.
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Run!
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Having someone like you
as a science teacher must be exciting.
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I do like to expose my students
to cutting-edge research.
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You probably do
some pretty crazy experiments.
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Does that ever cause
any problems?
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- [earth rumbling]
- Just teaching science.
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Cool, cool science.
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[screaming]
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What's this?
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[beep-whir]
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Echo, don't!
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Photo-bomb!
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[zapping]
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Oh, no!
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00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:49,909
Oh! We've got to do something
before...
264
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:55,867
Before what?
265
00:14:57,492 --> 00:15:01,409
Nice hamster. Remember me?
266
00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:03,284
Daddy?
267
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,950
Aaaaaah! Help!
268
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,325
What's that, Newton?
269
00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:09,575
We should get a closer look
at this twister?
270
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,450
[like a monkey]
Ooh-ooh-ooh...
271
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,909
[tornado whooshing]
272
00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:17,742
Whoa!
273
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:21,742
Hey, Echo. I, uh... whipped up
some throat-spray, to help your voice.
274
00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:23,159
You think my voice needs help?
275
00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:25,200
Uh... [chuckles] did I say "help"?
276
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:27,617
I meant protection,
because it's so perfect.
277
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:31,819
[bass voice] How can you
tell if this stuff is working?
278
00:15:32,825 --> 00:15:36,909
So, I figured, by creating a potion
that adjusts my hormonal balance,
279
00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:40,784
I can make myself more courageous
in potentially romantic situations.
280
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,617
Let's give it a shot.
281
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,867
Do you feel any different?
282
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,242
Do I feel any different?
283
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,034
[gasps] Are you saying
I look fat in these pants?
284
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:58,325
Uh, okay, I think your hormones may be
a little unbalanced.
285
00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:00,159
[tearfully] How could
you say that to me?
286
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:02,867
I just can't seem to do anything right!
287
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,409
[voice breaks] I've just got
so much going on right now.
288
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,034
Oh! Can I have this water?
289
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,242
Wait!
290
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,284
Next time you're thirsty,
let me get you a bottle of water.
291
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,825
I have one in my bag.
292
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,034
[clothes ripping]
293
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:28,909
What?
294
00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:32,700
So, let's have the antidote.
295
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,242
Antidote?
296
00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:37,700
So we're stuck like this?
297
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,325
Get 'im!
298
00:16:46,284 --> 00:16:48,742
Hey... where'd he go?
299
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,617
Of course not.
300
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,575
Nothing goes wrong when you follow
the scientific method
301
00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,492
and proper safety protocols.
302
00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:59,034
[Tater] What does this do?
303
00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,034
What?
304
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:08,492
The box says "shake."
305
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:11,659
It says "do not shake."
306
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,659
It still has "shake" in it.
307
00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:22,825
[action theme plays]
308
00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:26,075
Over there!
309
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:44,325
We did it! We escaped.
I think we should go back.
310
00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:45,825
What? Why?
311
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,742
Give me your lunch, nerd writers!
312
00:17:49,825 --> 00:17:52,284
[snarling]
313
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,450
[Slab] Okay...
314
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,367
Okay. Forget it.
315
00:18:08,284 --> 00:18:12,159
I know you're gonna want to make
this story about me,
316
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:17,117
but let's make sure we focus on
what's really important... the science.
317
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,700
And, yes, the way I teach it.
318
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,867
So when will this be on?
319
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,867
It won't. I'm killing the story.
320
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,659
What?
321
00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:28,242
Why?
322
00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:31,992
You may be a kid, but that doesn't seem
to affect anything.
323
00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:33,492
This place is boring.
324
00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:36,784
It just sounds like your basic,
run-of-the-mill high school.
325
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,034
Adam! You'll never believe
what just happened to us.
326
00:18:42,117 --> 00:18:44,367
We were held captive
in a fake high school.
327
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:47,700
And our lives were being dictated
by a bunch of evil writers.
328
00:18:49,325 --> 00:18:51,125
I would've brought back
some evidence for you,
329
00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:54,242
but those writers are really protective
of their lunches.
330
00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:00,159
I wonder if we'll ever find out
how we ended up in that fake school.
331
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,367
[coughing]
332
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:39,075
? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
333
00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:42,784
? We've been trying to get here ?
334
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:46,784
? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
335
00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:51,659
? 'Cause seasons change,
Well, so do I ?
336
00:19:53,117 --> 00:19:56,825
? But today was the first day
I saw them ?
337
00:19:56,909 --> 00:20:00,200
? Start to recognize ?
338
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,034
? That the boy inside ?
339
00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:10,284
? Is a man who's fighting
everyone outside ?
340
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,867
? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
341
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:16,659
? Who you callin' kid? ?
342
00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:18,117
? Can call me what you want ?
343
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,950
? But I won't hear a word ?
344
00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,284
? Where I am here ?
345
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,992
? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
346
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:29,159
? Who you callin' kid? ?
347
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:02,325
? 'Cause people change,
Well, so do I ?
348
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,409
? Today was the first day ?
349
00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:11,367
? I saw you start to recognize ?
350
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:15,284
? That this boy inside ?
351
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:20,784
? Is a man who's fighting
everyone outside ?
352
00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:23,742
? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
353
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,117
? Who you callin' kid? ?
354
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,242
? You can call me what you want ?
355
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:33,325
? But I won't hear a word
Where I am here ?
356
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:36,909
? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
357
00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:39,492
? Who you callin' kid? ?
358
00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,409
? You can call me what you want ?
359
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:42,659
? But I won't hear a word ?
360
00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:46,575
? Where I am here ?
361
00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:49,575
? Oh, no ?
362
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:53,034
? I won't show ?
363
00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:55,409
? Oh, no ?
364
00:21:55,492 --> 00:21:59,159
? I won't show ?
365
00:21:59,242 --> 00:22:00,492
? My cards ?
366
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:05,092
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