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Ooh. Cake! For me?
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Why would you think a cake
shaped like Echo would be for you?
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Who else would it be for?
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Echo.
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- Today's her birthday.
- Are you doing anything special?
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Yes!
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All this is for her.
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And when Echo sees it,
she'll be so touched,
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it'll be the perfect time
to finally tell her how I feel about her.
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That she's the sweetest...
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kindest, smartest, prettiest, most perfect
girl in the world,
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and I can't imagine
living the rest of my life without her.
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Then you should do something special
for her birthday.
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Ooh! Is that cake for Derby?
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Echo... Happy birthday!
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[epic soundtrack plays]
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Echo... Since the day we met,
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I knew we were destined
to be more than just friends.
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You mean the world to me, and...
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I hope I also hold a special
place in your heart.
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Arrrrrgh!
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Hey... You gave it your best shot.
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Who knows what's in a woman's head?
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Mm!
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Marzipan!
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I'm sorry... Did you want the face?
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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I don't get it. How could this happen?
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I don't know.
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I just started eating and couldn't stop.
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Pass me her foot.
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I know I've been moving slowly,
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but I really thought I had
a shot with Echo.
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I guess she just doesn't see me that way.
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Well... First impressions are everything.
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The day you met Echo, she didn't see you
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as the kind of guy you date.
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She saw you as some dorky science freak.
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In other words, she saw you.
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So that's it?
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She'll never think of me as
more than a teacher or a friend?
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Never's a long time.
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And, yes.
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I'm sorry, man.
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You only get one chance
to make a first impression.
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Well, I guess I did all this for nothing.
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[Tater] You did all this for me?
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Come on, old lady! Eat the cat!
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It's for science!
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[horse whinnies]
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Professor Fenway? What are you doing?
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This old lady, she swallowed a fly!
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I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die...
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[woman muttering]
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et. Diet...
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after eating
all those delicious animals...
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like this cat!
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Come on, old lady, you act like
you've never eaten a cat before.
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Professor? It's me, Adam.
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Adam!
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What brings you
back to the university?
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I was wondering if you needed
an extra lab assistant.
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Any big experiments coming up?
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Well, tomorrow, I'll be dissecting
the cadaver of an old lady.
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[muffled scream]
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No one you know.
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I think I made a mistake,
becoming a science teacher.
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I wanted the high school
experience, but...
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I just keep striking out
with this girl I like.
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Thatis the "high school experience."
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Just ask all of these guys.
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[crew] Mm-hmm. That's right.
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I wish you'd told me you were dropping in.
I would've baked a pie.
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That's okay. I...
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Here, Adam. Have some pie.
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I thought you said
you didn't bake a pie.
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I did "didn't"...
But then I will have did.
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Huh?
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Obviously, after you leave,
I traveled back in time, baked a pie,
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and left it in that drawer
in anticipation of your visit.
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You built a time machine?
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Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
Not in front of the...
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- Old lady?
- No, the cow.
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The old lady's not gonna tell anyone.
She'll be dead!
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[muffled scream]
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How do you do it?
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The secret... is using cold, pea-sized
morsels of shortening,
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and layering them between the dough.
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Not "how do you make
such a flaky pie crust?"
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How do you travel through time?
You have to show me the time machine!
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Okay. Come with me.
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This is the time machine?
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What? No.
This is where I keep my car keys.
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[car alarm chirps]
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Heh-heh.
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Whoa! This is the time machine?
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No. This is my car.
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I keep the time machine
in the glove compartment.
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This... is the time machine.
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[chuckles]
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[Derby] You only get one chance
to make a first impression.
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You only get one chance
to make a first impression.
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You only get one chance
to make a first...
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- Hello?
- Hey, Adam.
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I'm just calling to tell you that I
changed your ringtone to remind you
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that you only get one chance
to make a first impression.
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Professor Fenway, you have to let me
borrow your time machine.
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This might be my only opportunity
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to change my destiny
and experience true love.
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Sorry. This device can alter
the course of human events.
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You can't just use it
to satisfy every frivolous whim.
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You just used it to bake a pie!
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What pie?
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So, as we progress through
the animal kingdom...
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[muffled cry]
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[fly buzzing]
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Huh... There's my fly!
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[sigh] Looks like
I owe someone an apology.
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Sorry, horse.
It appears I've wasted your time.
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[muffled screams]
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[man] Toga! Toga!
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Toga!
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Can I help you?
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I'm just a typical college student,
here to learn college things.
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Oh, no.
Someone has stolen my college stuff.
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[British accent]
Wot's this?
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Has there been a spot of pilferin' afoot?
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I'll 'ave to step into me call-box
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and file a report with Scotland Yard,
I will.
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[Texan accent] Where in tarnation
is my auto-mo-bile?
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I am a wealthy Texas oil man
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who has no time
for dillyin' and/or dallyin'.
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Don't worry, mister!
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I parked it right up front,
where I could keep an eye on it.
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Well, thank you, young man.
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Here's a bag of oil for your trouble.
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Now to use my fancy sports car
to pick up a cute bikini-clad girl.
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[Bronx accent] Or... a mechanic!
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So he can also get in the cah
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and check out that strange noise coming
from the glove compahtment.
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Nope. Bikini.
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[door shuts]
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Sure. I'll check out that strange noise
comin' from the glove compartment.
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[engine starts]
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[fly buzzes]
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[tires screech]
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[fly buzzing]
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[tires screech]
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[fly buzzing, Fenway gulps]
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[gagging, buzzing resumes]
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[tires screech]
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[screech]
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[screech]
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I think we're in the clear.
You can stop inching forward.
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I'm not inching forward.
I just don't know how to drive.
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[tires screech]
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Okay. I just need to travel back
in time to my first day at Finnegan
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and meet Echo before the me
of that time period does.
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That way, I can make
a better first impression.
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[beeping, whoosh!]
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Whoa. A device that
makes teachers disappear!
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Awesome!
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- Whoa.
- Aaaaah!
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What's wrong with you, kid?
You don't do that to a person.
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Have we met before now?
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No. And you did not make
a very good first impression!
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That's the last time
I wear "musk" deodorant.
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Ow! Zipper in the eye!
Zipper in the eye.
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Derby?
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Adam Young?
Long time no see, man.
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Sorry. Slab put me in here.
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Slab? Who's Slab?
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Imagine if Godzilla
and Bigfoot had a baby.
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I didn't even know they were dating.
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Hey, Hutch.
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- What's for lunch, nerds?
- Hey, Slab! You oversized half-wit!
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Derby!
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While I acknowledge my size
and my intellectual shortcomings,
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I can't help but feel
a little blind with rage right now.
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- I didn't say it. I think it was him.
- I didn't say it.
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Well, it sounded like your voice.
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I would never call a student
an "oversized half-wit."
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I'm a teacher.
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[snickers and laughs]
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A kid teacher?
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What do you think I am,
an oversized half-wit?
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Wow. You're quick.
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And you clean up ni-i-i-ice.
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Hello, class. My name is Mr. Young.
Welcome to grade nine science.
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Yes, I'm a kid. 14. A genius.
No, we're not making a monster.
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Okay. That's enough work for today.
Class dismissed.
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Wow! Having a kid teacher is cool!
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Give me your juice box, nerd-board!
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This isn't over.
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I know where you live.
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I know I'm late,
but I was on the bus
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when a flock of bats
swooped down and...
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Oh, great.
The teacher's not even here yet.
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Hi, there.
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I'm Adam.
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I'm Echo.
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That's a beautiful name
for a beautiful girl.
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[giggles]
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Thank goodness, you didn't make
that lame, corny joke
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everyone else does
when they meet me...
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"Echo-echo-echo...
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Is there an echo in here
or is it just... you?"
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I would never do something
like that... again.
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[Tater] Mr. Young.
Shouldn't you be in class already?
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- Not a very good first impression.
- Uh-oh. Um...
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[snaps fingers] You know what?
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I remember seeing an aluminum can
mixed in with the regular garbage.
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I've got to go take care of it.
I'm really into recycling.
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00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,695
Me too!
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[other Adam] Here's my class.
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Excuse me for a second.
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Wow. That really was a second.
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And you obviously dove into that can.
That is commitment!
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I... didn't catch your name.
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It's Echo.
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Echo-echo-echo...?
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Is there an echo in here,
or is it just... you?
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[laughing]
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[laughter continues]
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[whoosh]
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Okay.
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I think I did it.
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Here she comes.
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Happy birthday, Echo!
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00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,757
[epic soundtrack plays]
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00:14:11,929 --> 00:14:13,096
[smack!]
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00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,564
The next lunch up for bid
once belonged to Derby.
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00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:27,236
It contains a bologna sandwich,
a fruitball
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00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:29,530
and a box of fruitball juice.
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Plus, a note from his mommy
telling him to finish all his lunch.
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Sorry, Mommy.
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00:14:36,829 --> 00:14:39,373
This lunch is valued at $3.50.
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00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:42,417
We'll start the bidding at $20.
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$20.
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00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:48,006
We have $20! Do I hear 50?
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I said, do I hear 50?!
250
00:14:51,468 --> 00:14:52,970
[apprehensive murmuring]
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50!
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00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:58,642
Sold! To the hungry-looking kid
in the back row.
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Derby, we need to talk.
Why is Echo mad at me?
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00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:05,482
You know why.
255
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,151
Tell me anyway.
256
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,403
I want to hear it
in your beautiful, flowery words.
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00:15:10,237 --> 00:15:11,864
Thanks for noticing.
258
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,825
Echo's been mad at you
since the night you guys broke up.
259
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:19,246
Broke up? You mean we dated?
And I missed it?
260
00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:21,170
What are you talking about?
You didn't miss it.
261
00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:23,834
The day you guys met,
it was love at first sight.
262
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,961
So, I made a good first impression?
263
00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:29,756
Yeah. Which is weird,
because you're terrible at impressions.
264
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,717
They all sound like
a bad Morgan Freeman.
265
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,052
Especially your Morgan Freeman.
266
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:38,348
[as Morgan Freeman] And though
the penguins continue to march,
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00:15:38,432 --> 00:15:40,434
climate change could bring them
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00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:43,896
to the brink of extinction
by the year 2100.
269
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:48,817
Sold! To Morgan Freeman for $2,100!
270
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:54,448
So, if Echo and I got together,
why did we break up?
271
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:55,824
I don't get it.
272
00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,468
What kind of person
doesn't remember stuff
273
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,077
that they experienced themselves?
274
00:15:59,161 --> 00:16:01,413
What did I teach
in science class yesterday?
275
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,209
Well played, sir.
276
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,544
It was the night of the talent show.
277
00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:12,716
I was awesome as the daring daredevil
Demolition Derby, but Echo...
278
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,509
has a terrible singing voice.
279
00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:17,095
So I went on stage during her song
to drown her out
280
00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:18,680
and save her from embarrassment,
281
00:16:18,764 --> 00:16:21,058
but she thought I did it
to steal her limelight.
282
00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:23,227
Who's telling this story?
283
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,813
But in this timeline, we were dating,
so she must have felt betrayed and...
284
00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:28,607
Kicked your sorry behind to the curb...
285
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,694
and kept on kicking.
286
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,156
Echo hates me now?
287
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,326
Yeah. It's too bad, because you guys
were a really great couple,
288
00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:40,994
always kissing and stuff.
289
00:16:41,078 --> 00:16:43,288
Kissing? And stuff?
290
00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,832
I've heard good things about "stuff."
291
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,459
I've gotta go fix this!
292
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,127
[beeping]
293
00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:52,172
Not so fast, Mr. Freeman.
294
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:53,632
Pay up!
295
00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,969
Or you won't get through
the rest of your bucket list!
296
00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:58,679
[beeping rapidly]
297
00:16:58,762 --> 00:16:59,888
[whoosh!]
298
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:04,142
Our next performer is the one and only...
Ivy Young!
299
00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:05,978
[cheering]
300
00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:14,319
Ivy! You can't just stand there, texting.
301
00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:15,946
You have to have an actual talent!
302
00:17:16,029 --> 00:17:17,406
This is my talent.
303
00:17:17,489 --> 00:17:20,117
I'm the world's first texting comic.
304
00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:24,663
[beep, text alerts chiming]
305
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,790
[laughter]
306
00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,583
[giggling]
307
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,252
[whoosh!]
308
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:31,753
[giggling]
309
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:33,839
"from space."
310
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,132
Aaaaaahh!
311
00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:38,176
Not cool, man!
312
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:42,222
[laughter]
313
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:46,560
Excuse me!
314
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:48,812
- Pardon me. Excuse me.
- Hey!
315
00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,536
You're leaving in the middle of the show?
316
00:17:51,732 --> 00:17:54,609
Do I come to where you work
and disrespect you?
317
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,278
Every day.
318
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,906
Well played, sir.
319
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:04,369
[text alerts chiming]
320
00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,372
Derby! I need your help with Echo.
321
00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:10,250
Tired of all that kissing
and want me to fill in?
322
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:13,587
Not just kissing... "all that kissing."
323
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:18,175
I need you to go on stage
when Echo is singing and drown her out.
324
00:18:18,258 --> 00:18:20,886
That way, she won't be ridiculed,
and she also won't blame me.
325
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,554
No can do.
326
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:25,807
People are expecting to be wowed
by Demolition Derby tonight.
327
00:18:25,891 --> 00:18:26,975
I'll wow them.
328
00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:29,561
You? You've never wowed anyone.
329
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:33,231
Mostly, you... [yawn] ...them.
330
00:18:34,107 --> 00:18:35,817
Just give me the outfit!
331
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,740
I just need to make sure the other Adam
doesn't also go on stage with Echo.
332
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:43,784
I need to outsmart him.
333
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,952
This thing keeps hitting me in the eye!
334
00:18:46,036 --> 00:18:47,245
But how?
335
00:18:47,329 --> 00:18:50,248
We're two equally matched
intellectual giants.
336
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,461
I'm just going to keep it in my pocket.
337
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,547
[thwack!] Oooh!
338
00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,800
That should do it.
339
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:03,053
Do you need the underpants too?
340
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:09,601
Up next, daredevil extraordinaire
Demolition Derby!
341
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:19,027
For generations,
daredevils have thrilled audiences
342
00:19:19,111 --> 00:19:21,446
by walking across a high-wire.
343
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:26,201
Today, I, Demolition Derby,
will go them one better...
344
00:19:26,284 --> 00:19:27,994
and walk across this...
345
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:32,416
low-wire.
346
00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:34,459
[anticipatory murmuring]
347
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,253
[drum roll plays]
348
00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:42,175
[gasps]
349
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:47,889
That's impressive,
350
00:19:47,973 --> 00:19:50,392
but show some respect
for a circus tradition!
351
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:06,491
Maybe I should keep this
in my back pocket.
352
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,411
No.
353
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:13,248
- Now get up to that high-wire!
- [drum roll plays]
354
00:20:13,331 --> 00:20:16,168
[Adam] Whoaaaaa!
355
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:20,505
Watch out for those power lines!
356
00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:22,883
[zap, Adam screams]
357
00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:24,968
Whoaaaaaa!
358
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,970
[thud, cymbal crashes]
359
00:20:29,848 --> 00:20:30,932
What's happening?
360
00:20:31,016 --> 00:20:35,061
Uh... you fell in a puddle.
361
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,189
I'm your reflection.
362
00:20:37,272 --> 00:20:39,274
Ripple, ripple...
363
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,778
The power's out, but I don't need
a microphone to sound great.
364
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:46,948
I can do an intimate,
unplugged performance.
365
00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,910
That's a great idea.
366
00:20:49,993 --> 00:20:52,162
Everyone, please
welcome our headliner,
367
00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:55,582
the always effervescent Echo.
368
00:20:57,459 --> 00:20:59,753
[off-key]
? Wish I were cut ?
369
00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:02,714
? From a different cloth ?
370
00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:06,009
? Want to be a butterfly... ?
371
00:21:06,092 --> 00:21:07,969
- [blues piano plays]
- ? But I'm a... ?
372
00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:10,388
? I live in a closet in the hall ?
373
00:21:10,472 --> 00:21:13,600
? So sad it makes this moth bawl ?
374
00:21:15,936 --> 00:21:18,813
? Butterflies have it so much better ?
375
00:21:18,897 --> 00:21:20,649
[pounding chords]
376
00:21:20,732 --> 00:21:23,985
? Gonna drown my sorrows
in a cashmere sweater ?
377
00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:28,365
? I wish I were a butterfly ?
378
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,950
? Fly, fly, fly ?
379
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:32,702
? Fly, fly, fly ?
380
00:21:32,786 --> 00:21:35,497
? Drawn to the flame ?
381
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,999
? I die, die, die ?
382
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,502
? I wish I were... ?
383
00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:42,837
? A butterfly! ?
384
00:21:42,921 --> 00:21:45,131
It burns!
385
00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:46,925
[crowd cheering]
386
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,266
It worked! She's mad at Derby!
387
00:21:55,725 --> 00:21:58,937
I mean... ripple, ripple.
388
00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:00,939
Ripple.
389
00:22:06,069 --> 00:22:08,238
I can't believe
you'd try to steal my limelight!
390
00:22:08,321 --> 00:22:10,907
Just because your daredevil stunt
was so lame!
391
00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:12,492
Lame?
392
00:22:13,493 --> 00:22:15,203
I mean...
393
00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:17,998
how dare you do that to my girlfriend?
394
00:22:18,915 --> 00:22:21,293
Drowning out her beautiful voice?
395
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:22,836
Aww!
396
00:22:22,919 --> 00:22:25,046
You're the best.
397
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:26,881
[other Adam] Echo?
398
00:22:28,466 --> 00:22:29,759
Adam?
399
00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:31,136
Uh...
400
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,179
Yes. That was me.
401
00:22:33,263 --> 00:22:35,265
I can throw my voice.
402
00:22:35,348 --> 00:22:37,976
And for my next amazing feat,
I will exit this way
403
00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:39,900
and then immediately
enter from that direction.
404
00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:48,028
[whoosh!]
405
00:22:48,111 --> 00:22:50,572
Okay, here goes...
406
00:22:50,655 --> 00:22:51,990
Again.
407
00:22:54,868 --> 00:22:56,911
Happy birthday, Echo!
408
00:22:56,995 --> 00:22:59,998
[epic soundtrack plays]
409
00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:06,379
[smack!]
410
00:23:08,131 --> 00:23:10,258
Mr. Tater? What was that for?
411
00:23:10,342 --> 00:23:13,678
For showing your face around here.
You know you were fired.
412
00:23:13,762 --> 00:23:15,096
Wh...?
413
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,723
Ooh! Cake!
414
00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:23,938
[chalk writing on chalkboard]
415
00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:28,538
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