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Thanks for all the help, Adam.
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I just got here.
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I wasn't talking to you, Adam.
I was talking to my shovel...
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"Adam."
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[Tater] Okay, students.
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Now that we've finished digging the hole,
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let's read these time capsule
instructions.
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"One: dig hole."
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"Two: fill time capsule
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with items of significance
or sentimental value."
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"Three: bury time capsule."
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"Four: wait 25 years."
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They don't mean wait 25 years before
reading the next instruction.
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Oh.
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"Five: do not wait 25 years before
reading this instruction."
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"Six: dig up time capsule and marvel
at what life must have been like
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for the suckers who spent
$800 for a cardboard box."
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Here's my item for the time capsule.
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An empty jar?
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It's not empty.
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It's filled with air.
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If we keep polluting the planet,
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this jar may be the only breathable air
future generations will have.
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And I'm going to bury this identical jar
containing one of my farts.
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Because it's funny.
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I'm burying this outfit,
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so future generations
can see what fashions were like today.
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Maybe you should bury that outfit
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so they can also see what fashions
were like three years ago.
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Okay, Echo's looking at her outfit
and crying.
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This is the perfect time
to bury this letter I wrote,
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professing my love for her.
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How sweet.
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And I will bury this time capsule,
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so future generations will know
we were into time capsules.
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Is this my funeral? Finally!
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I want to leave this world
the way I came into it.
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[gasping]
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Dressed like a carrot!
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Unless I'm misremembering.
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Mrs. Byrne, it's not your funeral.
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[Tater anxiously muttering]
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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So, Adam, what did you
put in the time capsule?
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I, uh... buried a...
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[thinking] think... think...
What can I say?
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Cafeteria.
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You buried a cafeteria?
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Yes.
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Anyway, I guess we should eat here,
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since I buried that other cafeteria.
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[soft munching]
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Hey! Where did my salad go?
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Slab, did you steal my lunch?
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It wasn't me!
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There's a new bully in town.
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Whoa! Take my lunch!
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That was my lunch.
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And that's
a western ground weevil.
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They subsist on
all kinds of plant matter.
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Even paper?
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Sure.
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In that case, the weevils
ate my science homework.
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I didn't assign any homework.
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Well, when you do, they will.
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We must have an infestation.
The weevils ate Derby's pants!
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They did?
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Phew! Don't scare me like that.
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What the...?
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Mr. Tater, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to find the source of
the weevil infestation.
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Are you going to help dig,
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or just stand there
while Slab throws dirt at you?
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It's gotten much worse
since last week,
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but if we can find the hive
and eliminate the queen,
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the weevils will leave,
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and, I assume, form
a representative democracy.
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Ultimately, that will lead
to unbridled partisanship
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and political gridlock...
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and we'll finally have our revenge.
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- [clank!]
- Did you hear that?
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We found the hive!
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Mr. Tater, that's the time capsule.
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Wow. A time capsule?
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I've heard about these.
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Let's open it.
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It's only been buried for a week.
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A whole week?
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Gather 'round, everyone,
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for a glimpse into what life must have
been like seven days ago.
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No! We shouldn't spoil the surprise
for future generations, right?
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[laughing]
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Check this out.
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Can you believe people
used to dress like this?
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Oh, come on!
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Two identical unlabeled jars.
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One containing fresh air,
the other... a fart.
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Which one should I open?
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A simple brain-teaser.
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By peering through
the underside of the jars,
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I can count how many
of the threads on the lip
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are enclosed in the lid,
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allowing me to determine which of the jars
is more tightly closed.
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Then, judging by the relative sizes
and strengths of Echo and Slab,
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I can easily determine that
the more tightly closed jar is Slab's,
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meaning this jar must be Echo's.
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Gah! Whoa!
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I was wrong!
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This is Slab's jar.
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Nope. It's mine.
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I farted in it.
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You were right, Slab.
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It is funny!
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Ooh! A letter!
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- And it's addressed to Echo.
- Oh, no.
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"My dearest Echo..."
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[students] Oooh!
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"From the moment
I first laid eyes on you,
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I couldn't imagine a day without you.
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You are my sunshine and my moonlight.
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You are not only the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen,
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you are smart, funny,
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and have a passion for life
like no one else.
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I could fill libraries
with words about you,
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but I really only need three...
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I love you. Yours forever..."
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"Yours forever" who?
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I don't know.
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The weevils ate away
the bottom of the letter.
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They did?
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Oh, that's great!
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For the weevils.
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Terrible for all of us, who will never
know who wrote that letter.
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A mystery for the ages.
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I will now walk away,
whistling for no reason.
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[whistling]
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Okay, class, please pass your homework
to the front.
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Was anyone's homework
not eaten by weevils?
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Come on, weevils!
Eat my homework!
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Otherwise I stayed up all night
diligently doing it for nothing.
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I still can't figure out who wrote
this love letter to me.
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A mystery for the ages. Moving on.
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It's just so weird...
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So weird!
Weird letter-writing weirdo.
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That rules me out.
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Why would someone write
such a romantic letter
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and not own up to it?
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You thought it was romantic?
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Are you kidding?
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I wish I could meet the guy
who wrote this amazing letter.
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It could be anyone.
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Except you. We ruled you out.
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I wrote it!
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Really, Jared?
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Really, Jared?
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Hi.
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That's it, little weevils...
Check in at the front desk.
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Mr. Tater? What is this?
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It's a weevil hotel.
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You bought a trap
to capture and kill the weevils?
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They make those?
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I wish I'd known.
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I spent two years' salary
designing, planning,
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and constructing
this five-star weevil resort,
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hoping it would distract them
from their infestation.
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It has three swimming pools,
a wellness center,
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and an 18-hole
miniature miniature-golf course.
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But your killing idea sounds way better.
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No! The weevils do so much good.
Look at this skirt my mom bought me.
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I would never wear something like this.
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[weevils munching]
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But I would wear this.
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Sorry, Ivy.
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I will stop at nothing to rid this school
of weevils!
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And I will stop at nothing to stop you
from stopping at nothing,
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and nothing can stop me!
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Except maybe the need
to stand here and try to figure out
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if I said the right number of "stops"
and "nothings" in that sentence
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to properly make my point.
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How did you come up
with that part about
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me being your sunshine
and your moonlight?
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Well... the sun and the moon
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are the only two sources
of light in the universe.
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[Echo giggles]
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I love it when you talk science.
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That's not science!
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There are billions of stars,
and the moon isn't even a source of light!
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How could Echo be dating that guy?
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Are you kidding?
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Did you not hear the beautiful letter
he wrote?
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I wrote that letter!
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- Does Echo know that?
- No!
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Because I told her I didn't write it.
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Then there's only one thing to do.
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I need to get Jared to confess
he didn't write the letter.
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I was going to say
you should just get over Echo
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and have a picnic with me and Adam.
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Oh, good. A weevil!
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00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,834
I need these short shorts shortened.
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Ivy, it's me.
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00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:16,917
You have me at a disadvantage, weevil.
I don't know your name.
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It's Principal Tater.
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I'm going undercover
to infiltrate the weevils,
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so they'll lead me back to their hive.
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Not on my watch!
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Weevils, this man is an impostor!
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You can tell because...
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Well, you can't. Just trust me on this.
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Ivy, please!
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We've got to do something
about the weevils!
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They've even eaten Derby's pants.
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[gasps] You're right!
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All right, but if you're going
to get rid of the real weevils,
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then you're gonna have to
shorten these for me.
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Fine.
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I meant take them to a tailor!
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What is wrong with you?
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[weevils scurrying]
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Hey. Wait for me, fellas!
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Thank you for coming in, Jared.
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Will this take long?
Echo and I have plans to, uh...
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I know what "uh" is.
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I may never actually
have done any "uh" ing,
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but I know what it is.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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You're being expelled for cheating
on your homework assignment.
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The answers are correct,
but the handwriting doesn't match
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that exquisitely lyrical love letter
you wrote to Echo.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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- Uh...
- That's right.
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You are uh-ed.
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Royally uh-ed.
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[gulp]
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Come clean, or I have no choice
but to bring this evidence...
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to Principal Tater.
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[weevils munching]
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Bring what evidence to Principal Tater?
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Weevils!
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[Slab] Oh, sure!
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The weevils will eat your homework!
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I even rewrote it with this hot-fudge pen!
250
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,500
There. I've written
another letter to Echo.
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"You are the ugliest person ever.
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You're unpleasant to be around,
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and your smell can only be described
as unfortunate."
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Echo will hate this letter!
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Wait. Are you using reverse psychology?
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No.
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Are you just saying no
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so I'll think you are
using reverse psychology?
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00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,459
When Echo gets this letter,
260
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,875
she'll see that the handwriting matches
the love letter and blame Jared.
261
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,875
He won't be able to deny writing it
262
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,959
without also admitting
he didn't write the first letter.
263
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,709
Wait. Jared didn't write this letter?
264
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,542
But it's the same handwriting
as the other letter Jared wrote.
265
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:22,292
Okay... time to slip this
into Echo's locker.
266
00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:24,917
Adam?
267
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,334
Are you putting something in my locker?
268
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,875
Wow!
269
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:33,292
I am so glad you caught
my terrible mistake.
270
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:38,375
I almost put this student report
into the wrong locker.
271
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,375
There.
272
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:45,959
All better.
273
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,917
[weevils skittering]
274
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:55,459
Well, here I am,
in the old familiar weevil hive,
275
00:14:55,542 --> 00:15:00,625
which, being a weevil,
I have been to many times before.
276
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,667
I see so many of the old gang are here...
277
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,084
Bucky, Boomer, Scooter, Duke,
278
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,209
Fat Joey, Loogie, Knuckles,
279
00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:11,042
Sparkles, other Duke, Chip,
280
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,125
Crazy Eddie, Honest Ed, Fonzie,
The Captain, El Jefe,
281
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:19,084
Pancake Pete, Cobra, Little Mickey, but...
282
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,250
where's our beloved queen?
283
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,875
[female, British accent]
Who is asking after us?
284
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,584
It's me. Just another weevil.
285
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,792
I mean, click-click, clickety-click.
286
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:34,917
Strange...
287
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,625
we don't recognize you.
288
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,959
Come closer, so we can get
a good look.
289
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:44,292
Trust me, everyone says
I look much better from a distance.
290
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,167
We said come closer!
291
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,542
You're much bigger
than our other subjects.
292
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,042
My parents fed me a lot.
293
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,834
I was an only weevil.
294
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,125
We know what we need to do with you.
295
00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:12,625
[Tater gulps]
296
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:15,709
Put you to work
helping us defeat the humans!
297
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,125
No! Don't kill me!
298
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,000
What?
299
00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:24,250
You're big enough to infiltrate the humans
and pose as one of them.
300
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:31,042
We've managed to get our pinchers
on this costume of a bald, ugly loser.
301
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,709
I give up.
302
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:42,584
No matter what I do
to break Echo and Jared up, I fail.
303
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:45,000
What's this? A letter for me?
304
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:47,042
In this day of
impersonal texts and emails,
305
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,834
it's so nice someone
would take the time to...
306
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,375
My smell is unfortunate?
307
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,292
Why would someone write
such awful things about me?
308
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,792
I'm not saying they're not true,
but it still stings.
309
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,959
I know exactly who wrote this!
310
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,209
Look, Slab.
Don't do anything you'll regret...
311
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,667
Jared!
312
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,167
Like letting that Jared punk
get away with slandering your aroma.
313
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,167
Are you sure Jared wrote it?
314
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,334
Yes, Derby. He's sure.
315
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,500
I am.
316
00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:19,459
The handwriting on this letter
matches the one he wrote for Echo,
317
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:22,334
a copy of which
I carry around for inspiration.
318
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,709
[sighs] So heart-warming.
319
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:34,334
Hey, Jared! Did you smell me coming?
320
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,417
[Echo] Slab! What are you doing?
321
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,667
I got your letter.
322
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,084
So what do you think
we should do about this?
323
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,417
Uh...
324
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,167
That's a rather inappropriate
suggestion.
325
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,625
[gasps]
326
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,959
Why would you write
such awful things about Slab?
327
00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:01,250
I'm not saying they're not true,
but it still must sting.
328
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:04,000
I'll show you what stings.
329
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,042
I didn't write that letter! I swear!
330
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,125
But the handwriting matches
my love letter.
331
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:10,667
What's going on?
332
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,167
Yeah, I didn't write that one either.
333
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,709
You didn't?
334
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,292
Uh...
335
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,667
Your "uh" days are over!
336
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,542
I want to be with the person
who wrote those incredible words.
337
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,959
Really?
338
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,917
And I want to be with the person
who wrote those incredible words,
339
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,209
just long enough to knock his teeth out.
340
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,459
Really?
341
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,875
I guess you can always
hang on to the letter
342
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,459
as a reminder that...
343
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,125
somewhere out there,
344
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,709
there's a person who feels
that way about you.
345
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,125
- That's true.
- That's true.
346
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,250
[Echo sighs, Slab groans]
347
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,334
[Tater] Does this come in a "husky"?
348
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,500
Just try to squeeze into...
349
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:08,792
Ugggh!
350
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,125
[gasp!]
351
00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:12,584
What is this?
352
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,084
N-nothing.
353
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,875
I just managed to get
that human costume on.
354
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,834
See? Bald, ugly loser.
355
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,584
In fact, if I didn't know better,
I'd almost say I'm not a weevil at all.
356
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,375
That's how good this costume is!
357
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:33,500
Silence, human. And prepare to die!
358
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:36,334
Wait! There has to be
another way!
359
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:39,167
There is no other way!
We hate each other.
360
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:42,584
And by "we," I mean you and we.
361
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:44,959
Do we?
362
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:48,917
Or are we just masking
our true feelings for each other?
363
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,875
Surely, you feel the...
364
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:53,709
romantic tension between us?
365
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:56,584
Is that what that is?
366
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,917
It really does feel like hate.
367
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,250
It's not.
368
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,459
Why do you think I carry around
a copy of this love letter
369
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:05,750
I wrote specifically for you,
370
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,994
that no one else wrote for someone else
and I just carry around for inspiration?
371
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,709
We love it!
372
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,709
It's the most romantic
thing we've ever read.
373
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,375
[munching and moaning]
374
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:33,584
I am not lending you any books.
375
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:38,184
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