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We're almost there, Derby.
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Oh, boy! The circus! I can't wait.
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Hold on!
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Shouldn't we hear the laughter of
delighted children by now?
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Or smell the sweet wafting aroma
of candy apples and popcorn,
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mixed with the unmistakable odor
of lion poop?
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I smell lion poop.
You don't smell lion poop?
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Wait. I recognize this hallway!
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You're not taking me to the circus.
You're taking me to science class!
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Science class is a circus of sorts.
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A circus of learning.
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Where the clown is a class clown,
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and the strongman is strong in the brain.
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That sounds like a terrible circus.
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Nothing exciting
ever happens in that room.
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Help! Help!
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Stay back, you alien fiends!
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Silence, human!
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Or you will meet with the same fate
as this worthless school principal.
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[ray-gun whizzes]
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[thud!]
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See? This class is so boring,
even Mr. Tater fell asleep.
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? Goodbye, summer, hello, fall ?
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? We've been trying to get here ?
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? Since we both
Were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word ?
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? Where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Get away from her!
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We may be too late
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to save our beloved principal,
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but we won't let you hurt that woman!
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Yeah!
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What Adam said!
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Except for the "beloved" part.
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What are you doing?
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You're ruining the movie!
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I'm not surprised.
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Mr. Young ruins everything.
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Cut!
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What?
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You know you were gonna say it anyway.
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This is a movie?
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That's right! And I'm the star.
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Actually, he forced us to give
him a small part
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in exchange for letting us shoot
in the school.
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It's about a high school
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that's being invaded
by space aliens.
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I play the principal.
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To prepare, I've been
following a real principal around
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for the last six months.
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Man, I would not want that job.
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Well, it would've been nice
to warn us you'd be shooting here.
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Why? It's not like anyone was using
this old abandoned science lab.
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I'm Bianca Boyd,
the actual star of the film.
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I'm Derby. Your biggest fan.
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Oh... How sweet!
You've seen my movies?
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Nope.
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My TV series?
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Nope.
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Have you ever actually
seen me before today?
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Nope.
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Aaaah!
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It's okay, Echo.
They're just shooting a movie.
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I know!
That's Bianca Boyd, star of Invasion High.
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And soon-to-be Invasion High 2:
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Revenge of the Valedictalien.
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Seriously? You're making the sequel
here at Finnegan?
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Invasion High is my all-time
favorite science-fiction movie.
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[scoffs] I see plenty of fiction,
but not a lot of science.
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Yay!
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What do you mean?
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Our film series prides itself
on authenticity.
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Really?
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And we're supposed to believe
you traveled through space
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wearing thigh-high boots
and a shiny skirt?
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Yay!
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Well, what should I be wearing?
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To safely pass through
the cosmic rays
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and radiation storms
of the Van Allen Belt,
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you'd need something
more like...
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Check out those curves.
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I look good?
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I think I speak for everyone here
when I say that we prefer this version
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to that completely unrealistic,
tight-fitting thing you had on.
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Right, guys?
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Can you believe Bianca made me
the science advisor for the movie?
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Just please don't ruin this
like you ruin everything.
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I don't ruin everything.
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I didn't ruin it.
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I can fix it with this screwdriver.
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Mr. Young! Guess what?
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I'm going to be playing a member
of the starship squadron.
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They said I wasn't believable
as a high school principal.
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Okay... in this scene,
we are trying to stop the aliens
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from using a sub-space beacon
to call for reinforcements.
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That's the sub-space beacon?
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Well, it's not turned on.
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[click]
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Ooh... science-y.
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As... intricate as this is,
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I went ahead and prepared something
a little more less-crappy.
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Wow. That looks so realistic!
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That's because it is.
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It uses evanescent wave-coupling
to achieve superluminal communication.
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I mean, the movie's
technology should be real.
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In the same way you chose to shoot here,
at a real school,
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instead of using some fake school-front
built on a sound stage.
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Hey, Bianca,
I brought you some coffee.
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I hope I don't get any
on your unflattering space suit.
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Tr-r-rip!
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Derby! You tripped on purpose.
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No, I didn't.
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You said "trip."
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At least this coffee didn't spill.
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Spill!
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Oh, no. I guess you'll have to change
into your tight, shiny space dress.
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I don't know why everyone
says this is tight.
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Look how loose it is.
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[beacon pinging and trilling]
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[ethereal soundtrack plays]
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[transponder pinging]
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We've picked up a subspace signal
from across the galaxy!
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Finally! A populated planet we can strip
of its valuable resources.
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How long will the voyage take us?
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[controls whirring]
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17 billion chronocycles.
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Or the equivalent of one standard
television commercial break.
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[energy whooshing]
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There seems to be nothing here.
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[alien 2] Well, search again!
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Our sensor sweep indicates
that this planet is rich
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in the universe's
most valuable resource...
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chewed-up gum.
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The only place we haven't looked
is under the desks.
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Why would intelligent beings
store their most precious resource
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on the underside of desks?
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That would be as foolish
as balling it up in a piece of paper
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and throwing it in the trash!
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Or spitting it out in the street.
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[pop!]
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What was that?
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She has gum. Kill her!
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Put that away!
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One piece of chewed-up gum
would barely plug a Blargon's blowhole,
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let alone fuel our ship.
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[chuckling]
Blargon's blowhole!
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It is amusing because it is factual.
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We are not the first invaders.
We must act quickly.
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Oh, hey. Are you two lost?
I think the crew is ready for you outside.
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What crew? We need no crew.
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Our ship requires only the two of us.
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Oh, you mean the spaceship?
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I think they already shot that.
They're dismantling it right now.
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They found and destroyed our ship?
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Calm down!
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We'll force them to build us a new ship
once we enslave the planet.
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Enslave the planet?
I don't remember that being in the plot.
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She knows about the plot?
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Help!
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Help! Let me go!
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Why are all actors crazy?
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Silence, human!
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We did not come to your planet to hear
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sweeping, yet mostly true,
generalizations!
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My planet? As in not your planet?
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You're real aliens?
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Of course! Could a human do this?
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Yes.
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Well, we're real aliens!
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Enough talking!
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If you insist on
moving your jaw up and down,
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then let it be for a purpose
more suitable to our needs.
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Chew this gum!
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Why? Do I have bad breath?
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Yes, but that's beside the point.
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Now less talking, more chewing!
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No! Let me go!
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You monsters!
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Is the gum really that bad?
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No. But the comics are terrible!
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Okay, in this scene,
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we train for our voyage
deep into enemy space,
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using a sensory-deprivation chamber.
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Wait a second!
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This looks suspiciously like
the escape pod from the last scene!
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Where is my science advisor?
I need him close to me at all times.
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Close to you?
I can be your new science advisor.
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Do you know anything about science?
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I studied under Adam.
Anything he does, I can do just as well.
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Like, for example, staying close to you.
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Or...
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Well, hopefully just
the one example will suffice.
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Okay. Should I get in this box or not?
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Only if you hate science.
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Any sciencificator, like myself,
knows that the best way
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to train for the weightlessness of space
is to jump on a trampoline.
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You heard the sciencificator!
Get a trampoline!
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Whee! Space training is fun!
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That's it, human.
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Keep chewing!
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[Adam] What is going on here?
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[sigh]
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These alien costumes are even more
fake-looking than the last ones.
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I mean, come on!
Black eyes? Pale-grey skin?
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Please!
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I bet if I cut you open,
you'd have lime-green blood, too.
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Foolish human!
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Unable to differentiate between lime-green
and sea-foam green!
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[mumbling] Adam!
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Oh, hey, Echo.
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[mumbling]
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Oh, I can't understand you
with all that gum in your mouth.
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Muh-buh-bee-bah!
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Oh, I got it.
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You want more gum.
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Maybe these guys have some.
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I didn't mean for me!
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Although, these comics are delightful.
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[laughing]
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He wanted him to make him
a sandwich to eat...
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[giggling]
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but the genie
made him into a sandwich!
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[laughing]
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Foolish humans with
their ambiguous words!
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I can't believe we've been captured
by real aliens.
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We have to get out of here!
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How? We're locked into
these unbreakable steel clamps.
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These are just movie props.
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[click]
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Mine's... real!
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[click]
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[chuckling]
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We still have to get past the aliens.
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If science brought them here,
then science can stop them.
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And no one will ever
force us to chew gum again!
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Here, chew this gum.
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[mumbling]
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On my signal, blow a bubble.
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Hey, space jerks!
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- What do you want?
- Do you want a sandwich?
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No! Do you want me
to "make you" a sandwich?
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Ahh! I ruined it!
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Now!
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[gum creaking]
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[aliens grunting]
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Release us, humans!
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Perfect. Even after being
rapidly expanded by air,
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the polyisobutylene compound that makes up
the elastomer base of chewing gum
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can withhold a surprising amount
of internal pressure.
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Why can't you just say,
"that'll hold 'em," like a normal person?
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Why aren't we moving?
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[squishing]
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Oh, no! We stepped in gum.
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And its agglutinative nature
has formed an adhesive bond
260
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between the polyurethane-based
soles of our shoes and the floor!
261
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Seriously?
262
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[splat!]
263
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:34,693
You'll pay for this, humans!
264
00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,193
Great.
265
00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:40,860
Now I have the universe's
most valuable resource stuck in my...
266
00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:45,235
well, let's just say it's a place where
the four moons of Argon-7 do not shine!
267
00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:51,985
All right, so once we pass through
the radiation belt,
268
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,943
we'll need to remove the harmful
gamma rays from our bodies,
269
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using this decontamination spray.
270
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[aerosol hissing]
271
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Sure...
if you want to punch science in the face.
272
00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,277
So what should we use?
273
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:08,402
A decontamination shower?
274
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,318
That's better, but...
275
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:15,610
even more scientifical would be
a decontamination bubble-bath.
276
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[titters]
277
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,818
Oooh!
278
00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:28,068
I can feel the radiation washing off
every inch of my body.
279
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:43,693
We realize, as long as you two are here,
you will never stop trying to escape.
280
00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:46,527
Which is why we're going
to Vegas, baby!
281
00:16:48,652 --> 00:16:50,610
We're not going to "Vegas."
282
00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:54,693
We're taking them back
to our home planet: Vega-S.
283
00:16:56,735 --> 00:17:00,027
Please! There must be some way
you can get chewed gum
284
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,360
without enslaving humans.
285
00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:02,735
Well...
286
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:06,693
we do have a machine that chews gum,
but it's broken.
287
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,485
Bonehead here dropped it
in the decontamination bubble-bath.
288
00:17:11,527 --> 00:17:13,777
Maybe Adam can fix it.
289
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,902
[chuckling]
290
00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,527
Not likely.
291
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:21,318
Our technology is thousands of years
292
00:17:21,402 --> 00:17:24,277
beyond anything your primitive species
is capable of.
293
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,777
Ooh, that looks way beyond
Adam's capabilities.
294
00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:34,735
I'll show you
"beyond Adam's capabilities."
295
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,568
[gasp]
296
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,860
- [teeth chattering]
- [gasps] The human has done it!
297
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,152
Let's rejoice with a celebratory meal!
298
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,193
Why don't I prepare you a sand...
299
00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:56,652
Darn it! "Make!" "Make you" a sandwich!
300
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,902
Thank you again for repairing
our gum-chewing device.
301
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,943
And our intergalactic space-goggles!
302
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:16,818
And our bomb, capable of destroying
the entire universe.
303
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,652
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
304
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:25,360
Yep! Next stop, Vega-S, baby.
305
00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:30,777
And remember: what happens on Vega-S,
stays on Vega-S.
306
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,068
Because the planet's gravitational pull
is very strong.
307
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,943
[wistful, ethereal soundtrack plays]
308
00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:46,485
[portals hiss, engines whirring]
309
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,235
[whoosh!]
310
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They seemed nice.
311
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:05,777
Adam...
312
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,568
you were incredible.
313
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:11,110
You saved me, and probably
all of mankind in the process.
314
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,193
How can I ever thank you?
315
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:18,485
Oh, I think you know
how you can thank me.
316
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:22,360
[romantic soundtrack swells]
317
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:32,110
What? That's the worst movie pitch
I've ever heard.
318
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:37,443
You expect me to believe
the nerdy science advisor saved the day?
319
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,985
Well, let me just pitch
the rest of the movie...
320
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,610
[soundtrack resumes]
321
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:45,610
- No. I've heard enough.
But...
322
00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:50,610
[soundtrack resumes]
323
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:52,402
No.
324
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,110
I'm with Bianca.
325
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:58,235
I could maybe believe the whole
"aliens needing chewing gum" thing,
326
00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:02,027
but that weird guy obsessed with science
getting the girl?
327
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:05,318
There's only so much nonsense
you can ask an audience to buy.
328
00:20:06,735 --> 00:20:09,735
Yeah. And you make me substitute
science advisor,
329
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,610
only to have everything backfire on me?
330
00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:14,485
Why was I even in this pitch?
331
00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:19,527
[Tater] Well, I loved it.
I'm now inspired to become an astronaut.
332
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,902
Space training is fun!
333
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:26,985
Whee!
334
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,943
Mr. Tater... You were incredible!
335
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:43,277
To think, a simple high school
principal saved me,
336
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,193
and probably
all of mankind in the process.
337
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,610
How can I ever thank you?
338
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,443
Oh, I think you know
how you can thank me.
339
00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:57,152
[romantic soundtrack swells]
340
00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:07,818
What? That's the worst movie pitch
I've ever heard.
341
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,735
A high school principal
has responsibilities.
342
00:21:11,818 --> 00:21:14,318
He doesn't have time for romance.
343
00:21:14,902 --> 00:21:15,943
But...
344
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,568
[soundtrack swells]
345
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,652
Stick to acting.
Leave the writing to the professionals.
346
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:25,110
Can I just...
347
00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:30,443
[soundtrack swells]
348
00:21:30,527 --> 00:21:32,235
Shut it down, lady.
349
00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:36,835
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