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Hmm.

When did they move my office?

Huh, that's strange.

- Oh, well. What harm could come - from crawling through

A mysterious half door?

It's awfully cramped

and dark in here.

Let me stick my head

- through one of these holes - in the ceiling

And see what's going on.

Ow!

Gotcha!

- Slab, what - are you doing?

I'm playing Whack-a-Tater.

Ow!

This prank looks like the work

of the Gagmeister General.

Oh, I hate that guy.

If only I knew

his true identity.

It's Derby.

Ow!

I mean, it could be anyone.

It's Derby.

Someday, he'll slip up.

It's me... and, no, I won't.

Come on!

It remains...

one of the great...

mysteries of our time.

Mommy...

[school bell rings]

Yes!

Two tickets!

998 more,

- and I'll be able to get - that plastic train whistle!

[Tater screams]

? Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ?

- ? We've been trying - to get here ?

? Since we both

were barely two feet tall ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ?

- ? You can call me - what you want ?

? But I won't hear a word

where I am hid ?

? Who you calling "kid"? ??

[blowing train whistle]

Hey, Echo, what's up?

This banner!

[laughs]

Oh, man!

I so didn't see that coming!

- As head - of the Dance Committee,

I decided the theme

of our dance will be

"the beach ball."

It's a ball at the beach,

and it's a child's toy!

Two for two.

I'm turning the whole

quad into a giant beach.

- No beach.

- Why not?

Ever since our trip to Sanduras,

- I've been finding - sand everywhere...

My luggage...

my clothes...

my hair...

and my... lady parts.

But, Mr. Tater, I already

bought the sand!

Aah!

I can't believe Tater

canceled my beach theme.

I even bought

a new outfit for it.

- Now what am I going - to wear to the...

That!

You should still wear that.

In protest.

So... got a date

for the dance?

Not yet.

- Well, I'm planning on attending, - so...

Cool. I'll see you there.

[metal detector beeping]

Did you hear that?

What?!

Echo just said something

- that I will one-sidedly - interpret

As her agreeing to be

my date for the dance.

What?!

Don't bother me

when I'm beachcombing!

[metal detector chirping]

Aha!

My doubloon!

I told you I'd get this back,

Blackbeard.

Vote for me.

I know I can count on you.

You've got my vote!

What am I voting for?

I'm going to be

Queen of the Dance.

Madison!

I hope I have your vote?

Actually, I was thinking

of voting for someone else,

someone I like to call...

Who?

You didn't finish your sentence.

Me!

You can't possibly be that dumb?

Don't tell me how dumb I can be!

No one is going to vote for you.

I think my date will.

Hi, Leon.

Long-arms Leon?

You're dating him?

He's very sweet,

- and at the end - of those long arms

Are some very strong hands.

Ohh, that feels nice, honey.

[Leon]

What was that, Maddy?

I said that feels nice!

I see what's going on here.

You're trying to get votes

by making everyone think

you're a good person

for dating someone pathetic!

Fine! I'll go to the dance

with the biggest loser of all!

What time should I

pick you up?

[dance music playing]

Is everybody

having fun tonight?

I said, is everybody

having fun tonight?!

[cheering]

[music powers down]

You call that D.J.ing?

In my day,

we used two turntables!

[old-time tune plays]

[scratching record]

Wow!

What happened to

your protest look?

It's not worth

getting in trouble.

I'm done with the beach.

We lost a lot of good ideas

on that beach...

the seaweed streamers,

the peanut butter and jellyfish

sandwiches,

the shark dunk tank.

We lost some bad ideas, too.

Well, here we are...

same place, same time,

same... date.

Shall we?

Begin the evening's

security detail?

Yes, we shall.

Security?

I heard a rumor that

the Gagmeister General

is going to prank

the dance tonight.

So we're going to stake it out,

catch him,

and find out who he is

once and for all.

It's Derby.

I'm glad you see

your friend Derby.

Mr. Young and I are gonna be

in here all night

trying to figure out

who the Gagmeister is.

Echo?

Interesting theory,

Mr. Young.

I doubt it, but...

I'll put her on the list.

[rock music playing]

[sighs]

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!

Mr. Young?

I know you can't see me,

but I'm over here.

What are we

looking for, exactly?

We've got to figure out

who the Gagmeister is.

It's Derby.

Hi, Derby.

I bet it was weird for them

to hear "hi, Derby"

out of thin air.

[rock music playing]

Tubular dance, dude!

Aah!

What's with the screaming?

I did not suddenly appear.

I casually walked up to you.

I know.

I'm screaming about your outfit.

- Do you know what - Mr. Tater will do

- If he thinks we're having - a beach party?

Freak!

That's right...

I'm here with a freak!

Don't forget to vote!

[Tater] Still no sign

of the Gagmeister.

Except for Derby,

who admitted to being him.

No sign at all.

This is dumb. We're not going

to find anything,

- and do you know why?

- Yes...

because he can see you.

- Jungle camouflage - makes no sense

In a school hallway.

I think I know

what you're saying.

I don't think you knew

what I was saying.

"Used bulletin board costume

for sale."

Oh!

We just bought these new.

This is stupid. If we want

to know what Derby's doing...

- Why would we want to know - what Derby's doing?

Fine. If we want to know

what the Gagmeister is doing,

we should go into the dance.

Dressed as bulletin boards?

We'd look ridiculous!

[record scratching]

No offense,

but you're the worst D.J.

ever...

and I'm OK if you take offense.

Watch this, greenhorn.

Everybody, put

your hands in the air!

Now wave them like

you just don't care!

[electricity crackles]

But watch out for

those power lines, yo!

Who's up for some

beach volleyball?

Dang, no!

I'm going to get in trouble!

You can't play beach volleyball

with anyone!

OK.

Service!

Whoo!

Kapow!

Whoo!

What?

I'm not playing with anyone.

What?!

Why did she vote for Madison?

Maybe she doesn't believe

you and I are together.

Because she has a brain.

Go on.

They're holding hands,

and we're not.

How I've dreamed of this day!

OK. Look out for anything

out of the ordinary.

- Other than - two professional educators

Dressed as speakers?

I'm going to check out

- what's happening - on the dance floor.

You stay here, and...

I don't care.

Huh.

This speaker's not working.

[smacks speaker]

[Tater] Ow!

[Slab] Now let me try.

[Tater screams]

Now it's making an awful

screeching noise.

Clearly, we're not

hitting it hard enough.

[Tater wincing]

[Tater imitates dance music]

That's more like it.

[Tater] ? Doo-doo-doo-doo ?

? Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ?

Uh, Derby, you know

Ivy's gone, right?

I know, but this is the glove

she was wearing!

I'm never going to wash

this hand again!

Although I probably should,

because I think Dang

uses this to clean toilets.

- Derby, can you hurry up - with your prank?

The sooner it happens,

- the sooner this stupid stakeout - will end

And I can dance with Echo.

Look, I'd love to help you

strike out with Echo,

but I'm not

pulling a prank tonight.

I can't do anything

to ruin this dance.

I'm on a date with Ivy

and it's going really well!

So, no prank?

Great news!

Oh, you're there.

Then who have I

been talking to?

- We can take off these - ridiculous speaker costumes!

What ridiculous

speaker costumes?

I see two very finely crafted

speaker costumes.

I heard the Gagmeister

isn't pulling a prank tonight.

Sounds like classic

Gagmeister misinformation.

We will not rest

until he makes his move.

[Adam] Fine!

Huh. This speaker

isn't working either.

Hit it!

[Adam] Ow!

[Adam yelps]

[Adam imitates dance music]

? Pump up the jam,

pump it up ?

- ? While your feet - are stompin' ?

? And the jam is pumpin' ?

- ? Look ahead, - the crowd is jumpin' ?

? Pump it up a little more ?

- ? Get the party goin' - on the dance floor ?

- ? See, 'cause that's where - the party's at ?

? And you'll find out

if you do that ?

? Oh, I want a place to stay ?

? Get your booty

on the floor tonight ?

? Make my day,

make my day ?

[both] ? Make my, make my,

make, make my day ?

? Make my day,

make my day ?

We've got to stay one step

ahead of the Gagmeister. Think!

- Maybe you should - sit down to think.

Good thinking.

Wait!

How'd you think of that

without sitting down?

[whoopee cushion farts]

Ouch, the Gagmeister

strikes again!

I so didn't see that coming.

- Guess we can call off - the stakeout

And get back to the dance.

No.

No.

- The Gagmeister - is toying with us!

He played this small,

ingenious prank

so he could unleash

the biggest prank ever,

the mommy of all pranks!

"The mommy of all pranks"?

Really?

Like itching powder?

'Cause that's pretty big,

if you think about it.

- It's powder that - makes you itchy.

Powder usually soothes you.

[Ivy] They're voting

for Madison?

We held hands!

- What does it take - to convince these people

I'm a wonderful,

kind-hearted person

dating a hideous reject?

I hate to say it,

- but we're going to - have to dance...

Close, really close.

Like Leon and Madison close?

Like Glenn Close.

Look how close Glenn dances.

All right.

Let's do this.

Wait!

I just need my bag...

My barf bag.

Excuse me.

I'd like to get by now.

Aha!

I can't do beach things,

but you're allowed to limbo?

But, Dang, I'm not limboing!

[students]

? How low can you go? ?

? How low can you go? ?

This is how low she can go!

You think I can't go lower?

I can go low.

I can go plenty low.

[students "ooh"]

[rhythmic clapping]

[cheering and applause]

Biggest prank ever, huh?

I'll give him

the biggest prank ever.

I probably should have

brought a pail.

[slow-dance music playing]

It's working!

[girl] Vote for Madison!

I'm voting for Madison!

That's what's working.

Fine, I'll let you kiss me.

I can't believe how much

I want this crown.

Breath spray.

Numbing spray.

Mr. Tater, I think the

Gagmeister is about to strike!

- Hurry! - I'll get my camouflage!

Fine!

- Or should I wear - my bulletin board costume?

Great!

- You know, I have - a locker costume...

Just go!

[Tater screams]

I'm trapped

in this waterless beach!

Help!

I can't get out!

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair.

It is down.

Well, Mr. Tater,

- looks like we didn't - catch the Gagmeister.

Maybe next year.

Anyway, I think I'll

join the dance and...

[Tater] Not so fast!

I know who the

Gagmeister General is.

It's Derby.

It could only be one person.

I know: Derby.

- Echo!

- [both] What?!

- And you tried to tell me - it was her all along.

[both] What?!

You're the one who was so upset

- about that beach theme - being canceled,

And you're the one

who bought all this sand.

How low can you go?

Not now!

Come on, missy.

Beach theme!

Good work tonight, Mr. Young.

Enjoy the dance.

I can't believe it.

All that for nothing.

- [Madison] Just because I said - I've seen better pranks,

You're breaking up with me?

They're breaking up?

That means I definitely have

the most pathetic date now.

Why did this happen to me?

You're smart. You know things.

Uh...

You're right.

Words won't help me now.

Just hold me!

Is that all the arm you got?

And now,

your Queen of the Dance,

Madison!

[cheering]

I have to hand it to her.

She found the one date

more pathetic than you.

[Madison cries]

Here's the money

I owe you, pal.

Thanks, man. I'm so glad I can

finally take these things off.

His arms were fake?

I don't understand!

He's been going to

this school for months!

Well, Ivy, this is what's

known as "the long con."

It took months of planning,

but it was worth it,

just to get that kiss.

Wait! Before you tear me

into little pieces,

let me just numb myself.

[spritzing]

That's the breath spray.

[mallet pounding, Derby yelps]

[Derby] Still worth it.

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