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Good morning, Echo.
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Hi, Adam.
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Aah!
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Are you OK?
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Don't be scared.
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- Oh, that wasn't
- my scared "Aah."
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That was my impressed "Aah,"
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as in, "Aah!
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You've got a lot of pictures
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of that really scary dude
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in your locker."
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Oh, that's Dark Demon.
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He's a huge rock star.
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He sings that love song,
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Death Maggot.
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Wait, I know this guy.
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You know Dark Demon?
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Yeah.
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- We were
- at the university together.
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His real name's not Dark Demon.
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It's Mark.
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Mark Demon.
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So you know him?
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You really know him?
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Can I meet him?
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W-well, I don't know if...
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- If I could meet him,
- I would love you forever!
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Forever? As in...
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as long as we both shall live?
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Till death do us part?
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I do!
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Think I can introduce you.
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[squealing]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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But, seriously,
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all those pictures
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in your locker?
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Isn't that a little...
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obsessive?
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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[hard rock music blares]
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So...
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people really like Dark Demon?
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Like? He cleaned up at
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this year's Anger Awards.
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He got six Angrys.
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You went to school with him?
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He was in my biology lab.
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We did a project together
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on fly larvae.
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Hey, maybe that's what
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inspired Death Maggot.
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I doubt it.
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No one's ever been
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inspired by science class.
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I wonder if he still has
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the same number.
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- [gruff voice]
- What's wrong with
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This gingerbread man?
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- I'll tell you
- what's wrong with it.
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It's a man!
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I don't eat gingerbread dudes!
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[hard rock ringtone plays]
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What?
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Hi. Mark?
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[normal voice] Um...
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there's no one here named Mark.
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It's Adam. Adam Young?
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I don't know any
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Adam Adam Young.
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We were in bio class together.
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I inspired Death Maggot.
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I don't think so.
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- Death Maggot
- was inspired by
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- This girl I went
- to summer camp with.
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Beth. Beth Maggot.
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I just wanted...
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- Look, I don't have time
- for this.
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I got real problems.
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No. No!
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You just added an icing skirt
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to another gingerbread man!
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Look how big his hands are!
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Ivy, can I have a word?
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"Bald."
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You should get a lot
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of use out of that one.
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I mean, we need to talk.
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If you don't find
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- a way to raise your
- grade point average,
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You're gonna be stuck in
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this high school forever.
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And look what it
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does to a person.
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- Do I have to look at
- what it does to a person?
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- Because then
- I'd have to look
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- At the person it did
- those things to.
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Thank you! But it's not
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much better from the back.
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Relax, Ivy. All you need to do
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is find an easy class.
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Really?
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- Yeah. That's how I have
- a bee this semester...
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In beekeeping class.
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In which I'm getting a "C."
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Ow!
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- Hey, I wouldn't have to
- pull out these stingers
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- If you wore the whole
- beekeeper outfit
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And not just the mask.
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Ow!
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I can't believe Mark Demon
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doesn't remember me.
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Ow!
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See?
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Here's a picture
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of us in biology.
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Wow, what a nerd!
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I know, right?
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He was pretty geeky.
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I was talking about you.
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Ow! You'd never guess
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that's what he looks like
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- under all that
- Dark Demon makeup.
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That's it!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Finishing up.
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I have to go change!
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[as Dark Demon] Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Echo.
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You're... you're...
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Looking for Echo.
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You're Dark Demon!
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The actual Dark Demon.
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Not someone in makeup
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pretending to be Dark Demon.
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I can't believe you're here!
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She doesn't believe it! Run!
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My good friend,
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the boyishly handsome
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Adam Young,
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said you wanted to meet me.
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Yes! I'm a huge fan!
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I love all your songs...
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Death Maggot, Festering Wound,
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Blood Vomit!
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The Glee cast did not
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do that one justice.
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So tell me about yourself.
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Well, my name's Derby.
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I like horseback riding
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and candle making...
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I was talking to Echo.
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All I know about you
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- is that you're friends
- with that smart, sweet,
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Emotionally available
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Adam Young.
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Well, right now,
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I'm really into ferrets.
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Wow! I'm really
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into ferrets, too.
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My middle name is ferret.
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Dark Ferret Demon.
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- Well, I'm holding
- a benefit to help
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Raise money to save
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the black-footed ferret
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tomorrow night.
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- It would be awesome
- if you could perform!
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- [normal voice] Yes.
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- You'll do it?
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[as Dark Demon] I meant yes.
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It would be awesome
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if I could perform,
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but sadly,
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I'm busy tomorrow night.
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- I'm having dinner
- with the man
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Who inspired Blood Vomit.
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Bud. Bud Finkleberg.
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Well, if you can't make it,
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- you could just write a check
- for a million dollars.
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Money is so impersonal.
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I'll be here.
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[squeals]
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Thank you!
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What am I going to do?
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- I promised Echo
- Dark Demon would sing,
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And he doesn't even remember me.
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You don't need Dark Demon.
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- You passed for him once,
- you can pass for him again.
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Not if I have to sing
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and play guitar.
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I don't know how to play guitar.
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I'll teach you. You just need to
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know the basics.
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How to hold it, strum a little,
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do some windmills,
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play behind your head,
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shred an ear-bleeding solo,
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and drop to your knees
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as a thousand screaming girls
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worship at the feet
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of their new rock god!
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[girls chanting]
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Derby! Derby! Derby! Derby!
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Mom, I'll call you back.
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- Can we go back to "hold it"?
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- Sure.
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A guitar has a head,
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a neck and a body...
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Like a woman...
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So treat it like you would
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a beautiful woman.
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I can do that.
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Hi. Would you like
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to accompany me
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to a lecture on the use
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of microbial bacteria
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in sewage treatment?
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We can grab
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a bite to eat after.
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This is more what I had in mind.
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Hey, baby.
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What do you say you and I
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make sweet,
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sweet music together?
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Ow! My wip is stuck!
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Wip! That's it!
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I can wip sync!
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I mean lip sync!
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Thanks, Derby.
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Gwad to help.
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Now, wheh wew we?
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[notes playing]
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OK, this class
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should be easy.
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Typing.
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Not my type.
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Not my type...
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not anyone's type.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm typing people.
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That's not what you do here.
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You sit at a keyboard
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and pretend to type
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when you're really
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downloading saucy videos.
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Are those jalapenos?
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Oh... hot.
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OK, class, today, we're
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going to be talking about...
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Ivy, what are you doing
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in my class?
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I signed up
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for advanced physiques.
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This is one class
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I'm going to ace.
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Why on earth
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are you teaching it?
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This is advanced physics.
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- People are here
- to learn science,
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Not to watch you pose.
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Well, what am I going to do?
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I need to find an easy class.
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These all sound hard.
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- I don't even know
- what some of them mean.
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Like "Essel."
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That's E.S.L.
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Right. E.S.L. Essel.
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I know how to read.
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It stands for "English
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as a second language."
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- They teach you
- how to speak English.
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Rupinder takes it.
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The cat is in the tree.
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Well, I'd love to help
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rescue your cat,
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but I can't.
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I have to go sign up
290
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for Essel class!
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All right, looks like I'm up.
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- Thank you for coming
- to tonight's benefit.
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[cheering and applause]
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Rock 'n' roll!
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Who can tell me what this is?
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The cat is in the tree.
297
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Nope. It may look like a cat,
298
00:10:05,465 --> 00:10:06,986
but it's actually
299
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my pet ferret Bueller.
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Ferret Bueller.
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Hard to recognize,
302
00:10:12,256 --> 00:10:14,214
- because there are
- so few of them left.
303
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[Tater] Who cares?
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Bring on the Demon!
305
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[cheering and applause]
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OK, OK.
307
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Without further ado, say hello
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to the master of mayhem,
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the angel of death,
310
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the Grim Reaper himself...
311
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Finally!
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[Tater] Not that Grim Reaper,
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Mrs. Byrne.
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Dark Demon!
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[cheering and applause]
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Hello, Finnegan!
317
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It's him!
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00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:52,256
Aah! Oh.
319
00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:54,964
The cat is in the tree?
320
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Thank you. This song is
321
00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:58,256
dedicated to the ferrets
322
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and my good friend,
323
00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,840
the rugged, charming,
324
00:11:01,841 --> 00:11:03,506
easy-on-the-eyes Adam Young.
325
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[heavy metal playing]
326
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,839
[cheering]
327
00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:09,839
? You're the love of my life ?
328
00:11:09,881 --> 00:11:11,881
? You're always in my head ?
329
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,048
? Want to be
330
00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,173
with you forever ?
331
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,173
? Even after you are dead ?
332
00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:17,236
? I'll never leave
333
00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:18,256
your side ?
334
00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,319
? Even when you're
335
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,339
in the ground ?
336
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:22,111
? When everyone else is gone,
337
00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:23,839
I'll always be around ?
338
00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:25,590
? 'Cause I'm gonna be your
339
00:11:25,591 --> 00:11:27,298
death maggot, death maggot ?
340
00:11:27,339 --> 00:11:29,173
- ? When they go to the lake
- and drag it ?
341
00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:31,131
? Death maggot, death maggot ?
342
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,506
? They take your toe
343
00:11:32,507 --> 00:11:33,839
and tag it ?
344
00:11:33,881 --> 00:11:35,547
- ? Death maggot,
- death maggot ?
345
00:11:35,589 --> 00:11:39,256
? The cat is in the tree ?
346
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,964
- ? Even once you're
- not living ?
347
00:11:41,006 --> 00:11:42,006
? My love'll soar
348
00:11:42,007 --> 00:11:43,007
like a rocket ?
349
00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:44,194
? That's why
350
00:11:44,195 --> 00:11:45,339
I'll always be inching ?
351
00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:46,589
? In and out
352
00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:47,797
of your eye socket ?
353
00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,630
- ? When you're dead
- and buried ?
354
00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:52,047
? In a box six feet south... ?
355
00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,881
- [Echo] Uh-oh!
- Ferret Bueller!
356
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,089
Bueller!
357
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,298
Bueller! Bueller!
358
00:11:57,339 --> 00:11:58,881
No! Don't chew those wires!
359
00:11:58,922 --> 00:12:02,298
[electricity crackles]
360
00:12:02,339 --> 00:12:04,964
[music stops]
361
00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:06,756
Dark Demon lip syncs!
362
00:12:06,797 --> 00:12:09,256
[booing and jeering]
363
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,506
He's a fraud!
364
00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:13,922
Get him!
365
00:12:13,964 --> 00:12:16,506
The cat is in the tree!
366
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:24,639
Hey, Echo. Want to
367
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,722
have lunch together?
368
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:28,013
I can't. I have plans.
369
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,972
Err! Ohh!
370
00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:33,555
Ohh!
371
00:12:33,597 --> 00:12:35,472
- What did I ever see
- in Dark Demon?
372
00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:37,472
What a loser!
373
00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:39,389
I bet you still thought he was
374
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:41,263
a lot cuter in person.
375
00:12:41,305 --> 00:12:42,805
Hardly.
376
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,160
If anything, he seemed
377
00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:45,472
kind of shrimpy.
378
00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:48,097
Check out this video
379
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:49,180
on my new tablet.
380
00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:51,598
Dark Demon is on the Internet,
381
00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:53,972
talking about Finnegan High!
382
00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,681
Finnegan High?
383
00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:58,888
Never heard of it.
384
00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,639
How could he lie like that?
385
00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:01,931
I know, especially
386
00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:03,180
since there's proof
387
00:13:03,222 --> 00:13:04,639
that he was here.
388
00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:07,347
? Death maggot, death maggot ?
389
00:13:07,389 --> 00:13:08,597
[electricity cuts out]
390
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:13,472
Dark Demon lip syncs!
391
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:14,680
- He's a fraud!
392
00:13:14,681 --> 00:13:15,846
- Get him!
393
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:17,597
- [Rupinder]
- The cat is in the tree!
394
00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:18,972
[crowd booing]
395
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:20,972
You call that a tablet?
396
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:23,222
Mine's first generation.
397
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,846
Hello.
398
00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:35,763
My name is Principal Tater.
399
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:37,993
[students] Hello.
400
00:13:37,994 --> 00:13:40,180
My name is Principal Tater.
401
00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:41,639
The cat...
402
00:13:41,681 --> 00:13:44,555
is in... the tree.
403
00:13:46,263 --> 00:13:47,972
Sorry I'm late.
404
00:13:48,013 --> 00:13:49,910
Someone in typing class
405
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:51,805
turned out to be my type.
406
00:13:51,846 --> 00:13:53,763
Ivy, what are you doing here?
407
00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:55,909
[students]
408
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:58,013
Ivy, what are you doing here?
409
00:13:58,055 --> 00:13:59,222
The cat...
410
00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:00,514
is in...
411
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:01,846
the tree.
412
00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:05,055
I'm trying to raise my grades.
413
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:06,846
So teach me English!
414
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,763
You can't take E.S.L.
415
00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,763
- You have to be
- from another country.
416
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:12,514
- [students]
- You can't take E.S.L.
417
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,347
You have to be
418
00:14:14,348 --> 00:14:16,138
from another country.
419
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,347
The cat...
420
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,972
is in...
421
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,180
the tree.
422
00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,846
Aah!
423
00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:34,639
Mark? What are you doing here?
424
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:35,743
I've come to see
425
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,805
my old college buddy.
426
00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:38,180
So you do remember me.
427
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,430
Of course I remember you.
428
00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:41,347
You were a nine-year-old kid.
429
00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:42,576
You still got more
430
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,763
phone numbers than me.
431
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,472
- But you said...
432
00:14:45,473 --> 00:14:47,138
- I lied.
433
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:50,389
So what brings you here?
434
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,722
You!
435
00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,347
You ruined my reputation.
436
00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:55,180
People hate me now!
437
00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:57,472
I'm sure that's not true.
438
00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:03,763
[crowd shouting]
439
00:15:03,805 --> 00:15:06,055
[cloth ripping]
440
00:15:11,597 --> 00:15:13,722
They don't hate you.
441
00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:17,430
They hate dolls!
442
00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:19,805
Watch.
443
00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,305
[crowd shouting]
444
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,888
It's covered in kisses!
445
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:29,577
And someone crocheted it
446
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,222
a little scarf!
447
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,681
Bald men are handsome.
448
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,763
Say it!
449
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:42,138
The cat...
450
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,514
is in...
451
00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,097
the tree.
452
00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:46,951
[students]
453
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,763
The cat is in the tree.
454
00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:51,055
I'll take it.
455
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,846
- [Scottish accent]
- Good mornin'!
456
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:55,805
How's all wit' ya?
457
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,763
[playing off key]
458
00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:04,639
Ivy, what are you doing?
459
00:16:04,681 --> 00:16:06,639
- [students]
- Ivy, what are you doing?
460
00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:09,722
The cat is in the tree.
461
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:11,263
We're not doing that now!
462
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,490
- [students]
- We're not doing that now!
463
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,514
The cat is in...
464
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,263
Ivy, let's go talk in the hall.
465
00:16:19,805 --> 00:16:21,555
Why are you dressed like that?
466
00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:23,555
This be my true heritage, ay!
467
00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:26,097
I be from Scotland!
468
00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:27,160
Yer obliged to let
469
00:16:27,161 --> 00:16:28,180
me take E.S.L. now,
470
00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,389
you hairless numpty!
471
00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:36,055
Ivy!
472
00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:37,888
You're not from Scotland.
473
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,263
- If you were, you'd know you're
- wearing men's clothing.
474
00:16:40,305 --> 00:16:42,097
Have ye gone maddy, laddy?
475
00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,430
'Tis a skirt!
476
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:45,846
Don't ask me to explain it.
477
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,430
They also play music
478
00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:48,805
by squeezing a sheep's stomach
479
00:16:48,846 --> 00:16:50,597
- with their armpit.
- Ew!
480
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:52,264
Not always a ewe,
481
00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:53,888
sometimes a male sheep.
482
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,639
Besides, it's not enough to be
483
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,889
from a foreign country
484
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,097
to take this class.
485
00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,264
English can't be
486
00:16:59,265 --> 00:17:00,389
your first language!
487
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,806
Well, why didn't you say so?
488
00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:03,180
It's not.
489
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,888
It's not? What is?
490
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:07,326
Baby talk.
491
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,722
I don't use it much now,
492
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,139
but I spoke it
493
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,514
until I was seven.
494
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,952
Now wet me into da cwass,
495
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,347
you bald doody-head!
496
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:18,055
Hmm. Well, you are fluent.
497
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:32,660
Something must be wrong
498
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:33,888
with these glasses.
499
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,888
I can barely read the numbers
500
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,846
on that walking locker.
501
00:17:49,763 --> 00:17:51,013
Look, I feel awful
502
00:17:51,014 --> 00:17:52,263
about what I did,
503
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,222
and it's time to make it right.
504
00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:57,493
[as Dark Demon]
505
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,722
Hey, everyone!
506
00:17:58,763 --> 00:18:00,222
[students muttering]
507
00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,097
- There's something
- I want to say.
508
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,888
- There's something
- I want to say, too.
509
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,430
Get him!
510
00:18:05,472 --> 00:18:06,722
Get him!
511
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,347
Yes, I lip-synced last night,
512
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,243
but only because
513
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:15,097
I had laryngitis.
514
00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:16,160
I didn't want to
515
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,180
let down the ferrets
516
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,534
or disappoint my friend,
517
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,846
the wonderful,
518
00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:21,681
good boyfriend material
519
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,472
Adam Young.
520
00:18:23,514 --> 00:18:25,097
Why should we believe you?
521
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,138
How do we know you
522
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,139
don't always lip sync?
523
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,763
- Yeah! How do we
- know you're not
524
00:18:28,805 --> 00:18:30,972
- lip synching right now?
525
00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,138
- Right now?
526
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,410
While I'm answering
527
00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:35,639
your specific question?
528
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,930
You could have anticipated it.
529
00:18:37,972 --> 00:18:39,264
That makes no...
530
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:40,555
I'll prove it.
531
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:47,180
OK... get out there and sing.
532
00:18:47,222 --> 00:18:48,846
Just you and a guitar.
533
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,573
- No one will be able to say
- you can't sing.
534
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,430
I can't sing.
535
00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:53,639
What?
536
00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:54,846
I always lip sync.
537
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,097
I just... I do it well.
538
00:18:56,138 --> 00:18:57,639
Unlike some people.
539
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,681
I'll just...
540
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,305
be another minute.
541
00:19:03,347 --> 00:19:05,055
- What do you mean,
- you can't sing?
542
00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:07,472
I can't sing in front of people.
543
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,055
I'm very shy.
544
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:10,573
- Why do you think
- I wear all this makeup?
545
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:13,263
Well, you were kind of ugly.
546
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:14,722
You're not helping
547
00:19:14,723 --> 00:19:16,138
my confidence.
548
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:19,180
OK, maybe this will.
549
00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:26,431
[Adam whispering]
550
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,722
Come on, you can do this!
551
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:37,555
? Even once you're not living ?
552
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:38,785
? My love'll soar
553
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:39,972
like a rocket ?
554
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,202
? That's why
555
00:19:41,203 --> 00:19:42,389
I'll always be inching ?
556
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,764
? In and out
557
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,097
of your eye socket ?
558
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:47,013
? When you're dead and buried ?
559
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,763
? In a box six feet south ?
560
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:50,826
? I'll be the little
561
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:51,846
fly larva ?
562
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:54,056
? Crawling
563
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:56,222
in and out of your mouth ?
564
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,973
? 'Cause I'm gonna be your
565
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,681
death maggot, death maggot ?
566
00:19:59,722 --> 00:20:00,930
? When they go to the lake
567
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,138
and drag it ?
568
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,472
? Death maggot, death maggot ?
569
00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,098
? After they take
570
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,681
your toe and tag it ?
571
00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:17,180
That was beautiful!
572
00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:20,138
I did it! I wasn't afraid.
573
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,493
- Thanks, Adam.
574
00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:22,805
- You're welcome,
575
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,972
and I'm sorry
576
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,097
I pretended to be you.
577
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:27,013
- That's OK. You can
- make it up to me.
578
00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:28,472
How? Just name it.
579
00:20:28,514 --> 00:20:30,138
- Now that I know
- you can pass for me,
580
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,573
- You can make all those
- personal appearances
581
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,222
I don't feel like making.
582
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,930
In order to draw attention
583
00:20:36,972 --> 00:20:38,805
- to the plight
- of the black-footed ferret,
584
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,785
I pledge to live
585
00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,722
among them for a month!
586
00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,763
Uh-oh.
587
00:20:45,805 --> 00:20:47,930
[screaming]
588
00:20:47,972 --> 00:20:49,472
In case you were wondering,
589
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,680
that was definitely
590
00:20:50,681 --> 00:20:51,846
my scared "Aah!"
591
00:20:51,888 --> 00:20:54,972
OK, there's one in my pants!
592
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:07,138
The clouds are in the sky.
593
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,931
[students]
594
00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:10,681
The clouds are in the sky.
595
00:21:13,888 --> 00:21:15,805
Has anybody seen Rupinder?
596
00:21:15,846 --> 00:21:17,993
[students]
597
00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:20,138
Has anybody seen Rupinder?
598
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,972
I do not know
599
00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:23,763
why no one will listen to me!
600
00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:25,576
How many times
601
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,347
do I have to tell them?
602
00:21:27,389 --> 00:21:31,597
The cat is in the tree!
603
00:21:33,389 --> 00:21:34,389
[meow]
604
00:21:34,439 --> 00:21:38,989
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