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When you said,
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"Let's go bowling,"
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this is not exactly
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what I had in...
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Mind!
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[pins clatter]
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[thud]
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Ooh, the dreaded
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seven-ten split.
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Very challenging.
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I don't like very challenging!
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[buzz]
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That tickles!
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Whee!
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You nerds are
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missing math class?
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Huh! Bowl me over!
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[screams, thuds]
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Gutterball?
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Yes! A spare!
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Slab?
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Whee!
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- Were you bowling
- in the hallway?
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- Whenever anything happens
- at this school,
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It's always, "Blame Slab."
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- Well, I don't have to
- stand for that!
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I'm just going to take
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my bowling ball and go.
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? Good-bye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both were
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barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you callin' kid?
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Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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? Can call me what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ?
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? Who you callin' kid? ?
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Careful.
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- Don't contaminate
- the crime scene.
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- I need to rely on
- the physical evidence,
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Since none of
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these people will talk.
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It's funny.
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I never really hear them talk.
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They just wander around
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in the background.
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- [Derby] You wanted
- to see me, Mr. Tater?
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Derby!
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Just wanted you
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to confirm that it's Slab
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who is responsible for
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the little bowling incident.
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What bowling incident?
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- I don't know what
- you're talking about.
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Just tell us what you know!
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- Look, you'd better
- listen to him.
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He gets a little crazy.
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Tater, why don't you
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run down to the corner
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for some donuts while I talk
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to our friend here?
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Don't leave me
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alone with him!
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Come on, Derby.
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Slab has been
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terrorizing this place
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since he started high
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school seven years ago.
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- I'd like to help you,
- Mr. Tater,
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But if Slab breaks me
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into little pieces...
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who will water my plant?
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- You don't have to be
- afraid of Slab.
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He won't be around to hurt you.
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If you tell me he did this,
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he'll be expelled.
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Expelled?
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From the Latin expellere?
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As in, to drive
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or force out or away?
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Maybe...
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if that means Slab
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go bye-bye forever.
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Slab did it. Slab did it all!
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Yes! I knew I'd
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pin this bowling thing on him.
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Oh... "pin"
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this "bowling" thing on him.
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[laughs]
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I did not see that
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delicious pun coming.
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[chanting]
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Derby! Derby! Derby! Derby!
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Derby! Derby!
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- Squealing on Slab
- is the greatest thing
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I have ever done.
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Girls are shouting my name!
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And it's not followed by,
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"Get away from me!"
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[students chant]
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Derby! Derby!
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[cheering and applause]
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Who squealed on me?
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[chanting]
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Derby! Derby! Derby!
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Would you stop chanting "Derby"
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and answer my question?!
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[chanting] Derby is the answer
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to your question!
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What did you guys get
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- for Number Three
- on the geography test?
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[chanting]
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Moldavia! Moldavia!
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Oh, good. Ha!
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[grunting and struggling]
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- I guess we've really
- seen the last of Slab.
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You haven't seen the last of me!
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- [students chanting]
- Derby! Derby!
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That was quite a coincidence.
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[Slab] That was no coincidence!
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Want to go to lunch?
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- I actually get to eat this one,
- and not the spare
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I keep hidden under this rock.
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Sure.
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- I got to hand it to you,
- this place
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Seems different
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since we got rid of Slab.
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[overlapping laughter
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[and chatter]
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[cheerful music plays]
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[Adam] It's nice
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to see everyone so happy.
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It is nice.
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[bird twittering]
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My, oh my,
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what a wonderful day!
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I'm back!
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Aah!
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[splat]
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I'm finally going
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to throw away this anvil.
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- We haven't offered
- blacksmithing classes
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Since last semester.
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[clang] Ow!
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Derby?
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What are you doing in there?
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Hiding from Slab.
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By the way, we have
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an anvil recycling program.
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Derby! Where are you?!
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- You may have escaped,
- but next time
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You won't be so lucky,
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no matter how many
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horseshoes you made
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in blacksmithing class.
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- Where are you going?
- Come back here!
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You promised I'd never
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have to see Slab again.
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What happened to
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"Slab go bye-bye forever"?
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He got "forever" reduced
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to a one-day suspension.
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He had a good lawyer,
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and we had me.
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- But you said you could
- guarantee my safety!
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- [chuckling]
- I say a lot of things.
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OK, OK.
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- The school has a
- little-known program
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We can use to protect you.
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Echo?
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Are you hiding from Slab, too?
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What?
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No, this is just
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- an environmentally
- conscious dress
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I made from recycled
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recycling bins.
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Slab, what are you doing?
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Using this cardboard cut-out
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decoy to trick Derby.
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When he sees it,
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he'll think it's me,
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turn, and run that way,
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right into my waiting fist.
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Nobody's going to be fooled
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by a cardboard cut-out.
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Besides, we have
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a lot to learn today.
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Isn't that right, Echo?
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[Echo humming nonchalantly]
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Echo?
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Hmm?
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Where are you going?
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Uh... to my seat.
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Class, I have
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some news to share.
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Derby will no longer be
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attending Finnegan High.
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What? Why not?
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He moved away, to...
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Atlantis.
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You mean Atlanta?
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[scoffs] No.
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Atlanta's not a real place.
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- Anyway, on an
- unrelated note, I'd like
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- To introduce our new
- foreign exchange student
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From England... Simon.
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- [British accent]
- 'ello, 'ello!
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Nice to meet you, school chums.
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Welcome, Simon.
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Why don't you sit over there?
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Next to Echo? Be happy to.
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- How did you know
- her name is Echo?
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Her name is Echo?
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What a coincidence.
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We call all the lassies "echo"
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back in jolly old England.
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- Lovely to make
- your acquaintance.
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[giggles]
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I love your accent.
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- What part of England
- are you from?
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Uh... Chester... ford...
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ham... ton... shire.
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Adjacent.
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Tater, can I talk
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to you for a second?
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Darn. It didn't work.
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Maybe I shouldn't stand
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so close to it.
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I was wondering if you could
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put me in touch with Derby.
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Not to hurt him or anything.
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I just want to return
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this book he loaned me,
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"How to Bludgeon Someone
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With this Book."
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I already told you, Slab.
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Derby moved to Atlantis.
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Well, I looked up Atlantis.
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It said it's a mythical
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underwater civilization.
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Uh... yes.
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That's where Derby's living.
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If you don't believe me,
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you can talk to him yourself.
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I'll set it up.
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Fine, but if you're lying to me,
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I'll have to use this other
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book Derby lent me,
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- "How to Restore Trust
- and Rebuild Honesty
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In a Relationship."
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Believe me, it's time-consuming
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and very hard work!
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Gimme that.
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And your spare one!
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Hey, you!
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Who, me?
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Yeah! What do you
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have for lunch?
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Kidney pie, blood pudding,
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and toad in the hole.
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OK, just asking.
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Isn't Simon great?
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He's so charming
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and elegant and refined.
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[splutters]
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He's OK.
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[Derby] Eh, you can
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really taste the toad.
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Everything he says
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sounds so intelligent.
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R-really?
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You like guys
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who are intelligent?
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Like someone who tested
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in the 99.99th percentile
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on the Stanford-Binet
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Intelligence Scale?
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Here is a laminated,
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wallet-sized copy
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of my certificate.
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You can keep that.
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I didn't say I liked guys
286
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,167
who are intelligent.
287
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,667
I said I like guys
288
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,125
who sound intelligent.
289
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:12,772
I think I'm going to ask
290
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,834
Simon out on a date.
291
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,500
Ooh, I... I wouldn't do that.
292
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,500
- "Out on a date"
- is British slang
293
00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,000
For attending a rainy funeral.
294
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,459
OK, maybe I'll just see
295
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,459
- if he wants to spend
- some time together.
296
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,459
- If you want,
- but you should know,
297
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,685
- "time together" is slang
- for having your tooth pulled
298
00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,042
Without anesthetic.
299
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,709
Really?
300
00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:35,959
Then I'll just suggest
301
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,167
dinner and a movie.
302
00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:39,542
Ouch. "Dinner and a movie."
303
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,814
That's slang
304
00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,042
for violent diarrhea.
305
00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,709
It's a funny culture.
306
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,209
OK, Slab. You wanted proof
307
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,709
Derby's in Atlantis,
308
00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,334
so I set up a video chat.
309
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,709
[computer beeps]
310
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,500
Hello?
311
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,647
Derby! You're really
312
00:11:58,648 --> 00:11:59,751
living in Atlantis?
313
00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:02,542
Yup! And I love it here!
314
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:05,834
Plus, I'm dating a mermaid.
315
00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:08,459
Oh, that is so hot.
316
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,918
Heh heh heh!
317
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,626
The top half
318
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,292
is the fish part, right?
319
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:15,918
Huh. He really is in Atlantis.
320
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,560
- I guess I shouldn't have
- doubted this souvenir
321
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,500
He sent me.
322
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,230
You couldn't have said
323
00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:32,500
I was in Pittsburgh?
324
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,625
- Where's Simon?
325
00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:44,125
- Don't know.
326
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,560
- Maybe he ate
- some bad kidney pie
327
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,959
And got "dinner and a movie."
328
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,439
[Echo] There he is!
329
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,876
Hi, Simon!
330
00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:52,876
- Terribly sorry
- for being tardy, old chap.
331
00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:54,314
A lorry full of scones
332
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,709
overturned on the motorway.
333
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,792
Hi, Simon!
334
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,313
Well, if it isn't Echo,
335
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,792
the prettiest echo
336
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,792
this side of... Devon...
337
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,792
bright... pool...
338
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,000
ingham... bury.
339
00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:11,292
[giggles]
340
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,125
- Listen, Simon, I was
- wondering if you'd like
341
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,709
To go for...
342
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:22,334
"supper and a film."
343
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,064
Huh? Wait!
344
00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:25,751
Are you asking me out?
345
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,792
So, what do you say?
346
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,125
"Yes."
347
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,876
[Tater] Derby!
348
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:54,083
Over here.
349
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,834
Mr. Tater,
350
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,542
why are you in there?
351
00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,542
- I thought it would look
- suspicious
352
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,542
If people saw you talking to me,
353
00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:03,544
- so pretend you're talking
- to this garbage can.
354
00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:05,542
Good idea.
355
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,542
How's it going as Simon?
356
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,542
- Great. Nobody knows
- who I really am.
357
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,167
[Slab] Derby!
358
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,727
- Is the type of hat
- I'd like you to watch
359
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,375
For me while I'm on vacation.
360
00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:17,834
Thanks, Simon.
361
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,022
You're going on 'oliday?
362
00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,167
Smashing!
363
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:22,188
No, I'm not going
364
00:14:22,189 --> 00:14:24,167
anywhere to smash anyone.
365
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:26,167
I'm simply going to Atlantis
366
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,167
to do some... fishing.
367
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,167
One problem.
368
00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,397
I never learned to swim.
369
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:33,584
In water, that is.
370
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,042
I can swim fine in milk.
371
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,000
I can help you.
372
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,685
- In fact, I happen to have
- a large tank of water
373
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,000
In this classroom.
374
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,626
Awesome!
375
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,209
I'll go slip into my mankini!
376
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,042
What are you doing?
377
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,376
This is perfect:
378
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:50,667
I'll teach Slab to swim,
379
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:52,667
- he'll travel all the way
- to Atlantis, but all
380
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,500
- He'll find is an
- underwater civilization
381
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,876
Of fish people, with no Derby.
382
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:01,292
Pretty smart, huh?
383
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,522
That's why I scored
384
00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:03,709
in the 15th percentile
385
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:04,876
in the Stanford-Binet
386
00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:06,000
Intelligence Scale.
387
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,542
"If you find this boy,
388
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,000
please call his mommy."
389
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:14,814
Mr. Tater said you
390
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:15,876
wanted to talk to me?
391
00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:17,084
[Adam] Derby, it doesn't
392
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,250
take someone who scored
393
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,771
in the 99.99th percentile
394
00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,250
on the Stanford-Binet
395
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,059
- Intelligence Scale to see
- what's going on here.
396
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,042
I know you're not in Atlantis.
397
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,751
OK, the truth is...
398
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,375
But that's not why I'm here.
399
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,709
There's this new kid
400
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,000
from England... Simon.
401
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,209
Is he handsome?
402
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,375
I bet he's handsome.
403
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,375
Devilishly handsome!
404
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,334
- The problem is,
- he's going on a date
405
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,459
With Echo, my Echo!
406
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,125
- Ouch.
- I know.
407
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,083
Not that. This.
408
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:48,938
Look, maybe this Simon
409
00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:50,417
agreed to go out with Echo
410
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:51,938
because he used to be the kind
411
00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:53,417
of kid who didn't get dates,
412
00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:55,417
and now he has a fresh start,
413
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,459
a chance to get
414
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460
a new reputation,
415
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,710
set himself apart from guys
416
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,918
like... I don't know, me.
417
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,918
- So, you're saying
- he may be interested
418
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,251
In dating someone,
419
00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:06,542
not necessarily Echo.
420
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:07,876
Exactly. I'm sure,
421
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,167
if you explain the situation
422
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,918
and tell him you don't want him
423
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,626
to date Echo, he'll understand.
424
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,375
Are you daft, you barmy twit?
425
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,771
No blooming way
426
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:18,125
I'm canceling the date!
427
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,375
Like that.
428
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,542
Oh. OK.
429
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,292
Hey, this tank looks
430
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,000
a lot like Atlantis.
431
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:48,000
Uh, yeah. Heh!
432
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,126
After I saw where Derby
433
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,209
lived, I was inspired
434
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,167
to redecorate... this tank.
435
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,167
You did a great job.
436
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:57,397
I mean, this is exact,
437
00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:58,584
right down
438
00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,709
to that sign that says,
439
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:00,792
"Welcome to Atlantis."
440
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,292
Oh. OK, the truth is...
441
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,627
Anyway, thanks for
442
00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:06,918
the swimming lesson.
443
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,876
I'm off to Atlantis.
444
00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:11,855
Now, to find me some
445
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,250
of that sunken treasure.
446
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,792
[crunch]
447
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,209
Ow! Stupid lobster!
448
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,730
This is exciting. I've
449
00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:22,209
never played polo before.
450
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,521
It's simple, luv.
451
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,792
Saddle up.
452
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,876
I don't even know how
453
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,167
to hold the mallet.
454
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:35,792
I'll show you.
455
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,417
All you need is a firm grip.
456
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:41,375
Now, pretend this pony is you.
457
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,417
That's it. Tighter.
458
00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:47,667
Good. Good girl.
459
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,000
Hey, guys.
460
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,976
- Don't want to intrude,
- but I thought you might
461
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,834
Want some tea and crumpets.
462
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,834
I baked them myself.
463
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,250
Fancy some crumpets?
464
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,834
Yeah, I guess.
465
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,792
Yes. Of course, I meant you.
466
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,626
Mmm, these look scrumptious.
467
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,584
I'll watch your ponies for you.
468
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,147
[Echo] So, shall we
469
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,584
try another round?
470
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,542
- Brilliant.
- After you, milady.
471
00:18:35,876 --> 00:18:37,083
Neigh!
472
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,834
Whoa!
473
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,834
Are you OK?
474
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,542
Oh, your poor elbow.
475
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,292
Let me kiss it better.
476
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,292
Neigh!
477
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,313
Maybe next time, I should
478
00:18:49,314 --> 00:18:51,292
fall on my... lips.
479
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:52,751
[giggles]
480
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,167
You cad.
481
00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:56,042
[snorting]
482
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,167
Looks like this pony
483
00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,250
wants to play some more.
484
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,313
[back crunches]
485
00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:05,500
Oof!
486
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,083
Huzzah!
487
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,959
- Hey, I'm getting
- pretty good at this. Heh!
488
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,000
- [smack]
- Neigh!
489
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:22,125
Well, I'm off to Atlantis.
490
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,480
Ooh! Can I take a pony,
491
00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,792
so I can play water polo?
492
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,064
- Actually, I...
493
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:29,292
- I'll take this one.
494
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,918
He looks well-rested.
495
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,918
Oof!
496
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,292
Giddy up!
497
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,292
Oof!
498
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:38,876
Ow!
499
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,209
[laughs]
500
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,209
Hey!
501
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,292
Nobody laughs at Slab,
502
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,935
- except during my hilarious
- one-man show,
503
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,042
"Slab-servations,"
504
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,792
which the Sacramento Bee called
505
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,500
"a rip-roaring good time."
506
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,042
- I didn't mean
- anything by it, old bean.
507
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,667
Who are you calling a bean?
508
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,959
I'm going to make your life
509
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,542
at this school miserable!
510
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,542
In fact, forget Atlantis.
511
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,584
I don't need Derby anymore.
512
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,125
You're my Derby now!
513
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,792
Get him!
514
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,792
[whimpering] Neigh!
515
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,792
Neigh. Neigh.
516
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,417
[whimpering]
517
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,042
[Derby] Is he out there?
518
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,042
Don't worry, we'll just get you
519
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,083
another new identity.
520
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,896
Everyone, I'd like you
521
00:20:23,897 --> 00:20:25,667
to meet our new
522
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:26,772
foreign exchange student...
523
00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:27,834
Gretl.
524
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,834
Guten tag!
525
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,584
Hey, you're cute.
526
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,584
- What do you say to
- dinner and a movie?
527
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,000
Oopsy-daisy!
528
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,834
- I think I forgot to wind
- ze cuckoo clock!
529
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,709
Coming, cuckoo!
530
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,626
Hey, guys.
531
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,375
I'm back from Atlantis.
532
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:04,397
I'm so sorry you had
533
00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,584
to go back to England.
534
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:07,022
Yes, but I'm afraid
535
00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:08,417
Her Majesty needed me
536
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,042
for a top-secret mission.
537
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,876
Duty calls.
538
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:13,709
[sniggering]
539
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:15,667
He said "doody."
540
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,668
Well, I really miss you,
541
00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:22,459
but at least I'll
542
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,792
always have your pony
543
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,083
to keep me company.
544
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,418
[happily]
545
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,709
Neigh!
546
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,000
[nickering]
547
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,000
I just really love this guy.
548
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,042
Mmm! Mmm, mmm.
549
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:38,642
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