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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,459 --> 00:00:11,480 When you said, 2 00:00:11,481 --> 00:00:12,500 "Let's go bowling," 3 00:00:12,542 --> 00:00:13,605 this is not exactly 4 00:00:13,606 --> 00:00:14,667 what I had in... 5 00:00:14,709 --> 00:00:17,167 Mind! 6 00:00:17,209 --> 00:00:19,500 [pins clatter] 7 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:22,083 [thud] 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,876 Ooh, the dreaded 9 00:00:23,877 --> 00:00:25,626 seven-ten split. 10 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:27,334 Very challenging. 11 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,000 I don't like very challenging! 12 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,292 [buzz] 13 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:45,542 That tickles! 14 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:48,125 Whee! 15 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:58,481 You nerds are 16 00:00:58,482 --> 00:00:59,626 missing math class? 17 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:01,918 Huh! Bowl me over! 18 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,876 [screams, thuds] 19 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:09,083 Gutterball? 20 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,751 Yes! A spare! 21 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:15,167 Slab? 22 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,751 Whee! 23 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:18,709 - Were you bowling - in the hallway? 24 00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:20,542 - Whenever anything happens - at this school, 25 00:01:20,584 --> 00:01:22,542 It's always, "Blame Slab." 26 00:01:22,584 --> 00:01:24,209 - Well, I don't have to - stand for that! 27 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,355 I'm just going to take 28 00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:26,459 my bowling ball and go. 29 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,022 ? Good-bye, summer 30 00:01:37,023 --> 00:01:38,667 hello, fall ? 31 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,209 - ? We've been trying - to get here ? 32 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,230 ? Since we both were 33 00:01:44,231 --> 00:01:46,209 barely two feet tall ? 34 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,793 ? Who you callin' kid? 35 00:01:47,794 --> 00:01:49,334 Who you callin' kid? ? 36 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,334 ? Who you callin' kid? ? 37 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,292 ? Can call me what you want ? 38 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:56,481 ? But I won't hear a word 39 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:58,626 where I am here ? 40 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:01,209 ? Who you callin' kid? ? 41 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:09,292 Careful. 42 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:11,292 - Don't contaminate - the crime scene. 43 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:13,083 - I need to rely on - the physical evidence, 44 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,584 Since none of 45 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:16,042 these people will talk. 46 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:19,417 It's funny. 47 00:02:19,459 --> 00:02:22,417 I never really hear them talk. 48 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:23,917 They just wander around 49 00:02:23,918 --> 00:02:25,375 in the background. 50 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:31,143 - [Derby] You wanted - to see me, Mr. Tater? 51 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,751 Derby! 52 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:34,146 Just wanted you 53 00:02:34,147 --> 00:02:35,500 to confirm that it's Slab 54 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:36,731 who is responsible for 55 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:37,918 the little bowling incident. 56 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,542 What bowling incident? 57 00:02:39,584 --> 00:02:41,226 - I don't know what - you're talking about. 58 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,209 Just tell us what you know! 59 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,209 - Look, you'd better - listen to him. 60 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,792 He gets a little crazy. 61 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,000 Tater, why don't you 62 00:02:52,001 --> 00:02:53,500 run down to the corner 63 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:56,125 for some donuts while I talk 64 00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:58,751 to our friend here? 65 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,418 Don't leave me 66 00:03:00,419 --> 00:03:02,042 alone with him! 67 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,334 Come on, Derby. 68 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:05,418 Slab has been 69 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,459 terrorizing this place 70 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,397 since he started high 71 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:10,292 school seven years ago. 72 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:12,125 - I'd like to help you, - Mr. Tater, 73 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,460 But if Slab breaks me 74 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:14,751 into little pieces... 75 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:18,250 who will water my plant? 76 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,042 - You don't have to be - afraid of Slab. 77 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:24,042 He won't be around to hurt you. 78 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,042 If you tell me he did this, 79 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,375 he'll be expelled. 80 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,209 Expelled? 81 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,000 From the Latin expellere? 82 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:33,459 As in, to drive 83 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,876 or force out or away? 84 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:36,876 Maybe... 85 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,480 if that means Slab 86 00:03:38,481 --> 00:03:40,042 go bye-bye forever. 87 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:42,042 Slab did it. Slab did it all! 88 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:44,563 Yes! I knew I'd 89 00:03:44,564 --> 00:03:47,042 pin this bowling thing on him. 90 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,501 Oh... "pin" 91 00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:51,918 this "bowling" thing on him. 92 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:53,918 [laughs] 93 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,418 I did not see that 94 00:03:55,419 --> 00:03:56,876 delicious pun coming. 95 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,897 [chanting] 96 00:04:00,898 --> 00:04:02,876 Derby! Derby! Derby! Derby! 97 00:04:02,918 --> 00:04:04,500 Derby! Derby! 98 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:06,500 - Squealing on Slab - is the greatest thing 99 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,250 I have ever done. 100 00:04:08,292 --> 00:04:09,584 Girls are shouting my name! 101 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:10,834 And it's not followed by, 102 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,834 "Get away from me!" 103 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:14,168 [students chant] 104 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,459 Derby! Derby! 105 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,417 [cheering and applause] 106 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,626 Who squealed on me? 107 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,189 [chanting] 108 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:24,709 Derby! Derby! Derby! 109 00:04:24,751 --> 00:04:26,459 Would you stop chanting "Derby" 110 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,167 and answer my question?! 111 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:30,064 [chanting] Derby is the answer 112 00:04:30,065 --> 00:04:31,918 to your question! 113 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:33,542 What did you guys get 114 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:35,500 - for Number Three - on the geography test? 115 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,334 [chanting] 116 00:04:37,335 --> 00:04:39,125 Moldavia! Moldavia! 117 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,876 Oh, good. Ha! 118 00:04:40,918 --> 00:04:42,667 [grunting and struggling] 119 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:44,518 - I guess we've really - seen the last of Slab. 120 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,500 You haven't seen the last of me! 121 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:47,935 - [students chanting] - Derby! Derby! 122 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:49,167 That was quite a coincidence. 123 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:51,125 [Slab] That was no coincidence! 124 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:55,918 Want to go to lunch? 125 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:58,167 - I actually get to eat this one, - and not the spare 126 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,042 I keep hidden under this rock. 127 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:06,042 Sure. 128 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,667 - I got to hand it to you, - this place 129 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:09,188 Seems different 130 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:10,667 since we got rid of Slab. 131 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,417 [overlapping laughter 132 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:14,125 [and chatter] 133 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:15,751 [cheerful music plays] 134 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:17,438 [Adam] It's nice 135 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:19,083 to see everyone so happy. 136 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,709 It is nice. 137 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,667 [bird twittering] 138 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:25,647 My, oh my, 139 00:05:25,648 --> 00:05:26,918 what a wonderful day! 140 00:05:28,918 --> 00:05:30,751 I'm back! 141 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,500 Aah! 142 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,083 [splat] 143 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:42,146 I'm finally going 144 00:05:42,147 --> 00:05:44,000 to throw away this anvil. 145 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:47,417 - We haven't offered - blacksmithing classes 146 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,834 Since last semester. 147 00:05:49,876 --> 00:05:52,500 [clang] Ow! 148 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,876 Derby? 149 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,250 What are you doing in there? 150 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:57,751 Hiding from Slab. 151 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,292 By the way, we have 152 00:05:59,334 --> 00:06:01,334 an anvil recycling program. 153 00:06:04,292 --> 00:06:06,250 Derby! Where are you?! 154 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:09,751 - You may have escaped, - but next time 155 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:10,980 You won't be so lucky, 156 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,167 no matter how many 157 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:13,376 horseshoes you made 158 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:14,542 in blacksmithing class. 159 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:21,334 - Where are you going? - Come back here! 160 00:06:23,459 --> 00:06:24,751 You promised I'd never 161 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,042 have to see Slab again. 162 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,459 What happened to 163 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,834 "Slab go bye-bye forever"? 164 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:30,626 He got "forever" reduced 165 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:32,375 to a one-day suspension. 166 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,000 He had a good lawyer, 167 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:35,667 and we had me. 168 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:37,584 - But you said you could - guarantee my safety! 169 00:06:37,626 --> 00:06:39,459 - [chuckling] - I say a lot of things. 170 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,209 OK, OK. 171 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,643 - The school has a - little-known program 172 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,584 We can use to protect you. 173 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:50,292 Echo? 174 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:51,876 Are you hiding from Slab, too? 175 00:06:51,918 --> 00:06:53,500 What? 176 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:55,500 No, this is just 177 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,125 - an environmentally - conscious dress 178 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,460 I made from recycled 179 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,751 recycling bins. 180 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,459 Slab, what are you doing? 181 00:07:07,584 --> 00:07:09,063 Using this cardboard cut-out 182 00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:10,542 decoy to trick Derby. 183 00:07:10,584 --> 00:07:11,814 When he sees it, 184 00:07:11,815 --> 00:07:13,042 he'll think it's me, 185 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,042 turn, and run that way, 186 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,000 right into my waiting fist. 187 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,167 Nobody's going to be fooled 188 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:22,167 by a cardboard cut-out. 189 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,313 Besides, we have 190 00:07:23,314 --> 00:07:24,417 a lot to learn today. 191 00:07:24,459 --> 00:07:26,042 Isn't that right, Echo? 192 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:29,667 [Echo humming nonchalantly] 193 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,000 Echo? 194 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:32,292 Hmm? 195 00:07:32,334 --> 00:07:33,584 Where are you going? 196 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:35,876 Uh... to my seat. 197 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,313 Class, I have 198 00:07:40,314 --> 00:07:41,667 some news to share. 199 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:43,231 Derby will no longer be 200 00:07:43,232 --> 00:07:44,751 attending Finnegan High. 201 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:46,375 What? Why not? 202 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,834 He moved away, to... 203 00:07:48,876 --> 00:07:50,417 Atlantis. 204 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,959 You mean Atlanta? 205 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,584 [scoffs] No. 206 00:07:55,626 --> 00:07:58,209 Atlanta's not a real place. 207 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,209 - Anyway, on an - unrelated note, I'd like 208 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,209 - To introduce our new - foreign exchange student 209 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,209 From England... Simon. 210 00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:09,101 - [British accent] - 'ello, 'ello! 211 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,417 Nice to meet you, school chums. 212 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,126 Welcome, Simon. 213 00:08:20,127 --> 00:08:21,292 Why don't you sit over there? 214 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,918 Next to Echo? Be happy to. 215 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,500 - How did you know - her name is Echo? 216 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:29,125 Her name is Echo? 217 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:31,209 What a coincidence. 218 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,605 We call all the lassies "echo" 219 00:08:32,606 --> 00:08:33,959 back in jolly old England. 220 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,417 - Lovely to make - your acquaintance. 221 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,167 [giggles] 222 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,584 I love your accent. 223 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:46,250 - What part of England - are you from? 224 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:49,876 Uh... Chester... ford... 225 00:08:49,918 --> 00:08:53,459 ham... ton... shire. 226 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:57,542 Adjacent. 227 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,251 Tater, can I talk 228 00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:03,542 to you for a second? 229 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:06,125 Darn. It didn't work. 230 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,918 Maybe I shouldn't stand 231 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,709 so close to it. 232 00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:14,189 I was wondering if you could 233 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,626 put me in touch with Derby. 234 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,292 Not to hurt him or anything. 235 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:18,751 I just want to return 236 00:09:18,752 --> 00:09:20,167 this book he loaned me, 237 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,751 "How to Bludgeon Someone 238 00:09:21,752 --> 00:09:23,292 With this Book." 239 00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:24,917 I already told you, Slab. 240 00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:26,500 Derby moved to Atlantis. 241 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,500 Well, I looked up Atlantis. 242 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,939 It said it's a mythical 243 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,334 underwater civilization. 244 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,459 Uh... yes. 245 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:35,542 That's where Derby's living. 246 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,417 If you don't believe me, 247 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:39,250 you can talk to him yourself. 248 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:40,626 I'll set it up. 249 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,834 Fine, but if you're lying to me, 250 00:09:42,876 --> 00:09:44,355 I'll have to use this other 251 00:09:44,356 --> 00:09:45,834 book Derby lent me, 252 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,834 - "How to Restore Trust - and Rebuild Honesty 253 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:49,626 In a Relationship." 254 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,126 Believe me, it's time-consuming 255 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:52,584 and very hard work! 256 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,959 Gimme that. 257 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,542 And your spare one! 258 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,709 Hey, you! 259 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:13,209 Who, me? 260 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,626 Yeah! What do you 261 00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:16,000 have for lunch? 262 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,876 Kidney pie, blood pudding, 263 00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:19,709 and toad in the hole. 264 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,542 OK, just asking. 265 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,375 Isn't Simon great? 266 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:28,855 He's so charming 267 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:30,292 and elegant and refined. 268 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,125 [splutters] 269 00:10:39,626 --> 00:10:41,584 He's OK. 270 00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:42,918 [Derby] Eh, you can 271 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:44,209 really taste the toad. 272 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,730 Everything he says 273 00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:47,209 sounds so intelligent. 274 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,209 R-really? 275 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,334 You like guys 276 00:10:50,335 --> 00:10:51,417 who are intelligent? 277 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:52,751 Like someone who tested 278 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,042 in the 99.99th percentile 279 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:55,376 on the Stanford-Binet 280 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:56,667 Intelligence Scale? 281 00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:57,793 Here is a laminated, 282 00:10:57,794 --> 00:10:58,876 wallet-sized copy 283 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,500 of my certificate. 284 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,459 You can keep that. 285 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,751 I didn't say I liked guys 286 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,167 who are intelligent. 287 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,667 I said I like guys 288 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,125 who sound intelligent. 289 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:12,772 I think I'm going to ask 290 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,834 Simon out on a date. 291 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,500 Ooh, I... I wouldn't do that. 292 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,500 - "Out on a date" - is British slang 293 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,000 For attending a rainy funeral. 294 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:24,459 OK, maybe I'll just see 295 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,459 - if he wants to spend - some time together. 296 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,459 - If you want, - but you should know, 297 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,685 - "time together" is slang - for having your tooth pulled 298 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,042 Without anesthetic. 299 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,709 Really? 300 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:35,959 Then I'll just suggest 301 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,167 dinner and a movie. 302 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:39,542 Ouch. "Dinner and a movie." 303 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,814 That's slang 304 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,042 for violent diarrhea. 305 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,709 It's a funny culture. 306 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,209 OK, Slab. You wanted proof 307 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,709 Derby's in Atlantis, 308 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,334 so I set up a video chat. 309 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,709 [computer beeps] 310 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,500 Hello? 311 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,647 Derby! You're really 312 00:11:58,648 --> 00:11:59,751 living in Atlantis? 313 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:02,542 Yup! And I love it here! 314 00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:05,834 Plus, I'm dating a mermaid. 315 00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:08,459 Oh, that is so hot. 316 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,918 Heh heh heh! 317 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,626 The top half 318 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,292 is the fish part, right? 319 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:15,918 Huh. He really is in Atlantis. 320 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,560 - I guess I shouldn't have - doubted this souvenir 321 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,500 He sent me. 322 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,230 You couldn't have said 323 00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:32,500 I was in Pittsburgh? 324 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,625 - Where's Simon? 325 00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:44,125 - Don't know. 326 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,560 - Maybe he ate - some bad kidney pie 327 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,959 And got "dinner and a movie." 328 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,439 [Echo] There he is! 329 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,876 Hi, Simon! 330 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:52,876 - Terribly sorry - for being tardy, old chap. 331 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:54,314 A lorry full of scones 332 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,709 overturned on the motorway. 333 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,792 Hi, Simon! 334 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,313 Well, if it isn't Echo, 335 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,792 the prettiest echo 336 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,792 this side of... Devon... 337 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,792 bright... pool... 338 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,000 ingham... bury. 339 00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:11,292 [giggles] 340 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,125 - Listen, Simon, I was - wondering if you'd like 341 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,709 To go for... 342 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:22,334 "supper and a film." 343 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,064 Huh? Wait! 344 00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:25,751 Are you asking me out? 345 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,792 So, what do you say? 346 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,125 "Yes." 347 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,876 [Tater] Derby! 348 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:54,083 Over here. 349 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,834 Mr. Tater, 350 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,542 why are you in there? 351 00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,542 - I thought it would look - suspicious 352 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,542 If people saw you talking to me, 353 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:03,544 - so pretend you're talking - to this garbage can. 354 00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:05,542 Good idea. 355 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,542 How's it going as Simon? 356 00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:09,542 - Great. Nobody knows - who I really am. 357 00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,167 [Slab] Derby! 358 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,727 - Is the type of hat - I'd like you to watch 359 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,375 For me while I'm on vacation. 360 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:17,834 Thanks, Simon. 361 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,022 You're going on 'oliday? 362 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,167 Smashing! 363 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:22,188 No, I'm not going 364 00:14:22,189 --> 00:14:24,167 anywhere to smash anyone. 365 00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:26,167 I'm simply going to Atlantis 366 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:29,167 to do some... fishing. 367 00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,167 One problem. 368 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,397 I never learned to swim. 369 00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:33,584 In water, that is. 370 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,042 I can swim fine in milk. 371 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,000 I can help you. 372 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,685 - In fact, I happen to have - a large tank of water 373 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,000 In this classroom. 374 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,626 Awesome! 375 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,209 I'll go slip into my mankini! 376 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,042 What are you doing? 377 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,376 This is perfect: 378 00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:50,667 I'll teach Slab to swim, 379 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:52,667 - he'll travel all the way - to Atlantis, but all 380 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,500 - He'll find is an - underwater civilization 381 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,876 Of fish people, with no Derby. 382 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:01,292 Pretty smart, huh? 383 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,522 That's why I scored 384 00:15:02,523 --> 00:15:03,709 in the 15th percentile 385 00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:04,876 in the Stanford-Binet 386 00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:06,000 Intelligence Scale. 387 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,542 "If you find this boy, 388 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,000 please call his mommy." 389 00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:14,814 Mr. Tater said you 390 00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:15,876 wanted to talk to me? 391 00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:17,084 [Adam] Derby, it doesn't 392 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,250 take someone who scored 393 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,771 in the 99.99th percentile 394 00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,250 on the Stanford-Binet 395 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,059 - Intelligence Scale to see - what's going on here. 396 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,042 I know you're not in Atlantis. 397 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,751 OK, the truth is... 398 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,375 But that's not why I'm here. 399 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,709 There's this new kid 400 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,000 from England... Simon. 401 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,209 Is he handsome? 402 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,375 I bet he's handsome. 403 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,375 Devilishly handsome! 404 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,334 - The problem is, - he's going on a date 405 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,459 With Echo, my Echo! 406 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,125 - Ouch. - I know. 407 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,083 Not that. This. 408 00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:48,938 Look, maybe this Simon 409 00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:50,417 agreed to go out with Echo 410 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:51,938 because he used to be the kind 411 00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:53,417 of kid who didn't get dates, 412 00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:55,417 and now he has a fresh start, 413 00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,459 a chance to get 414 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460 a new reputation, 415 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,710 set himself apart from guys 416 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,918 like... I don't know, me. 417 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,918 - So, you're saying - he may be interested 418 00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,251 In dating someone, 419 00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:06,542 not necessarily Echo. 420 00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:07,876 Exactly. I'm sure, 421 00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,167 if you explain the situation 422 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,918 and tell him you don't want him 423 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,626 to date Echo, he'll understand. 424 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,375 Are you daft, you barmy twit? 425 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,771 No blooming way 426 00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:18,125 I'm canceling the date! 427 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,375 Like that. 428 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,542 Oh. OK. 429 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,292 Hey, this tank looks 430 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,000 a lot like Atlantis. 431 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:48,000 Uh, yeah. Heh! 432 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,126 After I saw where Derby 433 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,209 lived, I was inspired 434 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,167 to redecorate... this tank. 435 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,167 You did a great job. 436 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:57,397 I mean, this is exact, 437 00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:58,584 right down 438 00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,709 to that sign that says, 439 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:00,792 "Welcome to Atlantis." 440 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,292 Oh. OK, the truth is... 441 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,627 Anyway, thanks for 442 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:06,918 the swimming lesson. 443 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,876 I'm off to Atlantis. 444 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:11,855 Now, to find me some 445 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,250 of that sunken treasure. 446 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,792 [crunch] 447 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:19,209 Ow! Stupid lobster! 448 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,730 This is exciting. I've 449 00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:22,209 never played polo before. 450 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,521 It's simple, luv. 451 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,792 Saddle up. 452 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,876 I don't even know how 453 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,167 to hold the mallet. 454 00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:35,792 I'll show you. 455 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,417 All you need is a firm grip. 456 00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:41,375 Now, pretend this pony is you. 457 00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,417 That's it. Tighter. 458 00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:47,667 Good. Good girl. 459 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,000 Hey, guys. 460 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,976 - Don't want to intrude, - but I thought you might 461 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,834 Want some tea and crumpets. 462 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,834 I baked them myself. 463 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,250 Fancy some crumpets? 464 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,834 Yeah, I guess. 465 00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,792 Yes. Of course, I meant you. 466 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,626 Mmm, these look scrumptious. 467 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,584 I'll watch your ponies for you. 468 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,147 [Echo] So, shall we 469 00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,584 try another round? 470 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,542 - Brilliant. - After you, milady. 471 00:18:35,876 --> 00:18:37,083 Neigh! 472 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,834 Whoa! 473 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,834 Are you OK? 474 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,542 Oh, your poor elbow. 475 00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,292 Let me kiss it better. 476 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,292 Neigh! 477 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,313 Maybe next time, I should 478 00:18:49,314 --> 00:18:51,292 fall on my... lips. 479 00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:52,751 [giggles] 480 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,167 You cad. 481 00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:56,042 [snorting] 482 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,167 Looks like this pony 483 00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,250 wants to play some more. 484 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,313 [back crunches] 485 00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:05,500 Oof! 486 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,083 Huzzah! 487 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,959 - Hey, I'm getting - pretty good at this. Heh! 488 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,000 - [smack] - Neigh! 489 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:22,125 Well, I'm off to Atlantis. 490 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,480 Ooh! Can I take a pony, 491 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,792 so I can play water polo? 492 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,064 - Actually, I... 493 00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:29,292 - I'll take this one. 494 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,918 He looks well-rested. 495 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,918 Oof! 496 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,292 Giddy up! 497 00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,292 Oof! 498 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:38,876 Ow! 499 00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,209 [laughs] 500 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,209 Hey! 501 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,292 Nobody laughs at Slab, 502 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,935 - except during my hilarious - one-man show, 503 00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,042 "Slab-servations," 504 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,792 which the Sacramento Bee called 505 00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,500 "a rip-roaring good time." 506 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,042 - I didn't mean - anything by it, old bean. 507 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,667 Who are you calling a bean? 508 00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,959 I'm going to make your life 509 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,542 at this school miserable! 510 00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,542 In fact, forget Atlantis. 511 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,584 I don't need Derby anymore. 512 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,125 You're my Derby now! 513 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,792 Get him! 514 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,792 [whimpering] Neigh! 515 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,792 Neigh. Neigh. 516 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,417 [whimpering] 517 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,042 [Derby] Is he out there? 518 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,042 Don't worry, we'll just get you 519 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,083 another new identity. 520 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,896 Everyone, I'd like you 521 00:20:23,897 --> 00:20:25,667 to meet our new 522 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:26,772 foreign exchange student... 523 00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:27,834 Gretl. 524 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,834 Guten tag! 525 00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,584 Hey, you're cute. 526 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,584 - What do you say to - dinner and a movie? 527 00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,000 Oopsy-daisy! 528 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,834 - I think I forgot to wind - ze cuckoo clock! 529 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,709 Coming, cuckoo! 530 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,626 Hey, guys. 531 00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,375 I'm back from Atlantis. 532 00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:04,397 I'm so sorry you had 533 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,584 to go back to England. 534 00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:07,022 Yes, but I'm afraid 535 00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:08,417 Her Majesty needed me 536 00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,042 for a top-secret mission. 537 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,876 Duty calls. 538 00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:13,709 [sniggering] 539 00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:15,667 He said "doody." 540 00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,668 Well, I really miss you, 541 00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:22,459 but at least I'll 542 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,792 always have your pony 543 00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,083 to keep me company. 544 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,418 [happily] 545 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,709 Neigh! 546 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,000 [nickering] 547 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,000 I just really love this guy. 548 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,042 Mmm! 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