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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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Oh! Dad and Milo
are out for the day.
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Argh.
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I figured it was a good day
to work on anything
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I don't want set on fire.
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What're you up to?
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Lunch with someone I have been
secretively and clandestinely
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pining over for months.
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Don't feel bad
you didn't know,
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I play things
very close to the vest.
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Neal from the comic shop?
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Oh. Yeah. Well. We may
or may not be going on a date.
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Okay, I don't need to know.
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No, I don't know.
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It might be a date
or it might be as friends.
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Well, did he ask like,
"Wanna have lunch?"
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or "You wanna have lunch?"
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SARA: He asked with a lunchbox
emoji and a question mark.
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Okay.
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What was his tone
when he was texting?
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Exactly!
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I remember the first time
I went out with your father.
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He brought an extra
hazmat suit just for me.
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That's how I knew
it was a date.
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So you think it's a date?
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Please. Warn Dad.
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Initiate the necessary
precautions!
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MARTIN MURPHY: Hello.
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Oh, hi, hon! You think
you could text Sara
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when you're on
your way back?
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She either got
a date or not a date
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at the Diner Downtown.
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Got it. We'll keep
Murphy's law far away
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from the date-not-date
at the Diner Downtown.
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Bye, honey.
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Bye, Mom!
Bye, Mrs. Murphy!
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Bye, Mrs. Milo's mom!
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Well, luckily for Sara and us,
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today the full force
of Murphy's Law
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will be on Bluster Mountain!
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Flying down hilly,
slippery surfaces
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at increasing velocity!
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Are you sure we should be
doing this with two Murphys?
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(SCOFFS) Milo and I have been
skiing lots of times.
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Snow is soft and it melts.
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Unlike, for example, concrete.
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Which is...
The worst invention
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in the history of mankind.
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The worst.
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There are only so many things
that can go wrong with snow.
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Sixty-two, actually.
I brought a list.
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(GROWLS)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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And that is one of them.
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Giant snowman, check.
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That was number 12.
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(BOTH SWALLOWING)
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So... How long have you been
a Doctor Zone fan?
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Hmm...
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(GASPS) Well, the truth is,
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my dad used to watch it when
I was in fourth grade
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and I got to the point
where I would run downstairs
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every time I heard
the theme song
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and then I wouldn't wanna
watch anything else,
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and then I watched
every episode
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until I could write it down
from memory
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and then I asked my mom
if I could change my name
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to Time Ape, and she said no.
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(MAN COUGHS)
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That is really weird.
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Um, I think I need to go.
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I'll see you around
the comic shop,
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a place where I work
but in which
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I am not at all
personally invested.
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No, no, no!
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No, what?
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No... Mustard?
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If you feel that
strongly about it.
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(SIGHS)
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I like that you have strong
feelings about things.
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You do?
Yeah.
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Not many of my friends
have that quality.
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Oh, we're friends...
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Not a date.
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(EXHALES)
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It sure is nice
to finally get up here.
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It's just so relaxing.
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(SCREAMING)
Whoa!
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Ow!
Just a sprain.
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Ugh! Happens
all the time. Gah!
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Have fun!
Oof!
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Meet you back at the lodge
for hot cocoa!
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Movin' right along
on that list.
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It's not a to-do list.
I know.
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I don't want to see anyone
hit a tree or anything.
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Tree!
Ahhh-oh.
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Thanks.
Great reflexes.
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Whoa!
Whoops.
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Whoa!
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I ordered this
from a company online.
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They make skis and crutches.
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You really are prepared
for everything on that list!
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Maybe you should read it
to me, so I'm prepared, too.
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Emotionally.
Hmm.
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What fun would
that be?
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(WOLVES GROWLING)
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Does your list include
wolf attacks?
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Aah!
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What are they
running from?
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Get out of the way,
you stupid wolf!
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And that's why
I didn't think
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Time Ape was
Doctor Zone's brother.
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People don't talk about
Time Ape on dates.
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It was your theory about
the Chromium Gazebonate
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that convinced me.
It was brilliant!
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Compliment!
One point for date.
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(BELCHES)
Ooh, excuse me.
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Not date.
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Date!
Not date!
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Date!
Not date.
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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
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ALL: Don't worry.
He can't see us.
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Large sheet of metal
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on a steep incline
covered in ice.
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And we think it's
a good idea to slide down it?
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I don't wanna tempt
fate around Milo.
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But it seems pretty safe.
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And we can see the end of it.
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(ALL SCREAMING AND LAUGHING)
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That silly bolt popped
right out of there.
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Yeah, right out.
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There's only one more bolt
holding that thing in.
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Yep. Just one.
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If that other bolt
popped out of there,
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this metal sheet'll roll up
like a big spool!
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Yep. A spool.
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Probably shoulda told somebody
or done something about it
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instead of standing
here yappin'.
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Yep. Probably.
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ALL: Whoa-ho!
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Yeah that was fun!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Maybe that list
was incomplete.
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No, this was like
number seven.
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But, we've made it
to the lodge...
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That's where we are
supposed to meet Dad.
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You know,
I really don't like it
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when they put free samples
in these magazines.
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Makes it very awkward to read.
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Oh, come on!
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That might not've
been a good idea...
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
on behalf of the team,
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I present this placard
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to Sergio McGuiness
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who has broken the land speed
record on snow
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aboard his ship,
Snow Flyer 3.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I cannot believe this day
has happened.
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I have worked for
this dream my entire life.
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My dad tried
to break this record
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aboard the Snow Flyer 2...
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And died. (SNIFFLES)
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My grandfather died
aboard the Snow Flyer 1.
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I spent my whole life here
building the Snow Flyer 3.
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My wife and kids left me.
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But I'm here.
I feel good!
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I did it, Dad!
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I...
(ALL SCREAM)
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CROWD: Come back here.
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So I was thinking,
we could go to that
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cool downtown comic shop.
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It has all the same comics,
but they're arranged more...
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Interestingly?
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Date!
Friend!
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Date!
Arranged more interestingly?
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Who says that to someone
they're interested in?
Date!
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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
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Or not?
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Let's go!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Looks like we are
headed for town!
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Oh, my...
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Baby quails!
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(STRAINING)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Those aren't quails!
They're partridges!
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Get out of here!
(TRAIN HORN SOUNDS)
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(ALL SCREAM)
Hang on!
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Hey!
The Diner Downtown!
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Sara's date-not-date!
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Can't we just put our
feet out and try to stop?
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Depends how much
you like your feet.
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All we can do is try to steer
clear of the restaurant!
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Right!
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Left!
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Right! Uh,
further right!
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Yeah!
Whoa, that was close!
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Milo, you did it!
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(ENGINE WHIRRING)
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You'll never take me alive!
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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(OFFICER OVER SPEAKER)
Please sir, just don't hurt
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the commemorative plaque!
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Isn't this place...
Interestingly laid out?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Sara, do you not like
comics anymore?
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No.
Uh. Yes.
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(STUTTERING) I know,
I've been weird today.
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I've been a little
in my head about it.
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Ugh, I know what you mean.
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Sometimes, it's like there are
these cosplaying versions
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of myself in my head debating,
and I have to be like,
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"Shut up, Turgenite
alien Neal!"
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(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
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Or shut up, out loud Neal.
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(MILO, MELISSA
AND ZACK SCREAM)
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Aw, man! And I just arranged
it all so interestingly.
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(SARA COUGHING)
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Hey, Sara and Neal
from the-comic shop!
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I don't call you that
around the house or anything.
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I don't call you anything.
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I've never mentioned you.
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Of course I mention you,
but only the normal amount.
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(METAL RATTLING)
ALL: Huh?
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Uh-oh, looks like
the boiler's overheating.
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I'll explain later!
(ALL SCREAM)
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NEAL: Hey, it's my sister!
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Lizzie!
Hey, Neal!
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Is that Sara from
the comic shop?
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(BOTH LAUGH UNCOMFORTABLY)
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(SINGING)
♪ Toboggans
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♪ Are not where you
typically look for romance
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♪ 'Cause there's
no way to steer
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♪ So you might hit a deer
Or get snow in your pants
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♪ Oh, but it's thrilling to be
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♪ In a moving death trap
like this, you can see
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♪ Then when push
comes to shove
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♪ This could be
a toboggan of love
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♪ Toboggan of love
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♪ Toboggan of love ♪
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ALL: Oh hey, Scott!
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Oh hey,
I've been landscaping.
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You like what I've
done with the place?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Aah.
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00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,510
MILO: Hey, Cavendish, Dakota!
260
00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:30,550
Hey, Murphy.
Hey, Milo.
261
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,090
(BARKING)
262
00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,180
Diogee, This isn't
safe for a dog.
263
00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:36,380
Go home!
264
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,090
And check.
265
00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:48,920
I guess it was
a to-do list.
266
00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:50,760
Sorry about that.
267
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,090
Are you kidding?
268
00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,220
That was the best
first date ever!
269
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,720
It was a date, right?
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00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,050
(GASPS) All finished.
271
00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:09,680
(BARKING)
272
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680
(GROANS)
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