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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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I can't believe we're gonna
get to see Victor Verliezer
in the flesh.
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He invented most
of the technology
that we use today.
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The V-Phone.
Hello.
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The V-Tablet.
(BEEP)
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And V-Water.
It comes in a
V-shaped bottle.
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Wow. He even makes
spilling water
more efficient.
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If we meet him, I'm gonna
tell him how he inspired me
to create this new app.
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I didn't know
you could program.
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Apparently, I cannot.
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It was supposed to
add an armadillo
to any photo.
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But instead all it does
is make this annoying
high-pitched sound.
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(HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Well, that is annoying.
And high-pitched.
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There's gotta be
some use for it.
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Well, if anyone
can think of one,
it's Victor Verliezer
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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NARRATOR: Newton, Galileo,
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Einstein, Verliezer.
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All of them changed
the way man thinks.
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But only one of them
changed the way man does.
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I'm referring, of course,
to Victor Verliezer.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Victor Verliezer.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
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Hey, thank you.
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Ever since the 1950's,
we've been promised
one thing.
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Robots!
Am I right?
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(ALL CHEER)
MAN: No, I wanted
a flying car.
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And has anyone ever made good
on that imagined promise?
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Actually, the
Japanese have...
ALL: No!
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Until today.
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I present to you an
invention that will change
everything forever.
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The Cybernetic Individual
Domestic Droid
or C.I.D.D
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C.I.D.D: Hello,
Doctor Verliezer.
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Hello, everyone.
I am C.I.D.D.
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ALL: Hi, C.I.D.D.
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C.I.D.D: I just flew in
from Silicon Valley
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and boy are my servos tired.
(LAUGHS)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Isn't he fantastic?
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C.I.D.D is going
to revolutionize
your life.
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How often have to tried
to peel a hard-boiled egg
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only to get those little
pieces of eggshell
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stuck under your fingernails?
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Nope, never happened to me.
I don't have a
problem with that.
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C.I.D.D.
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ALL: Ooh!
He solved a problem I didn't
even knew I had.
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But wait, there's more!
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You there, in the
sweater vest and slippers.
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(LAUGHS) Come on up here.
Yeah, right up here.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
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Safety goggles.
Way ahead of you.
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What do you like
more than anything?
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My family.
Card tricks, of course.
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C.I.D.D: Pick a card.
Any card.
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(THUDS)
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C.I.D.D: I am so sorry
young man.
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I hope I did not hurt you.
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You're a very polite
robot, C.I.D.D.
C.I.D.D: I try.
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Not to worry.
C.I.D.D is well-equipped
for the unexpected.
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C.I.D.D: Ow!
(ALL GASP)
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You see, C.I.D.D can't
be knocked down.
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C.I.D.D: Ow!
Ow! Ow!
And so advanced,
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he actually feels pain
while I hit him.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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And he can multi-task.
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He can juggle, do your taxes
and make a perfect souffle.
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C.I.D.D: Do you have any
business expenses you'd
like to deduct?
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Gosh, no.
But I do love
souffles.
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Where did you learn
how to do all
this cool stuff?
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C.I.D.D: From... From...
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
Must find zero.
Ah...
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Um, ladies and gentlemen,
C.I.D.D is just a prototype.
C.I.D.D: Zero-zero...
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And we are still working out
a few of the kinks.
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That's the end of our
presentation. Goodbye.
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
Must find zero.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Do you know how bad
this makes me look?
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I thought we got rid of
that "zero-zero" nonsense.
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We did a full
memory wipe!
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Well, do it again.
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C.I.D.D: C.I.D.D must
find zero-zero.
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Guards,
restrain him!
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(GRUNTING)
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Why did that idiot teach him
how to juggle?
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What idiot?
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Get him!
Zap that little trash can.
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C.I.D.D: Ow! Ow!
Ow! I feel pain.
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Please do not erase me.
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No!
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VICTOR: That's my knee.
That's my other knee.
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C.I.D.D: Help me.
Help me, help me.
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To the V-Carts!
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Guys, we need to help C.I.D.D.
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What do you mean?
C.I.D.D said, "Help me."
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Whoa, wait.
Was he scared?
How did he say it?
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Like this.
(ROBOTIC VOICE) Help me!
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Well, I guess it is hard
to tell with a robot.
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You raise
an interesting question.
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Are his feelings real,
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or has he just been
programmed to mimic
the emotions of humans?
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This will raise important
ethical questions
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as artificial intelligence
becomes more prevalent
in our society.
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Nobody cares, Jim.
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(PANTING)
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The tracks lead in here.
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Oh, no. They're having
a Lumberjack Festival today.
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What's the matter with that?
Don't you understand?
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I was the lead singer
of the Lumberzacks.
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I'll be mobbed.
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I have a huge following among
the lumberjack community.
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The lumberjack community?
It's a thing.
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That you're not a part of.
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I'm telling you, it's gonna
happen any minute.
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They're gonna recognize me
and it will be mayhem.
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Hey! I know you.
Oh, no. Here it comes.
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We went to elementary
school together.
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Okay, maybe not them.
But it will happen.
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You sure C.I.D.D was saying
he needs to find zero-zero?
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What's that even mean?
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Wait a minute!
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Fish, hamburger, balloon.
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No, that doesn't mean
anything. Let's try again.
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Center, graph, origin...
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(GASPS) Of course.
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The center of an XY graph
is called zero-zero.
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But it's also called...
The origin.
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C.I.D.D is looking
for his origin.
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You mean like where
he came from?
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But everyone knows
his creator is
Victor Verliezer.
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Just like everyone knows
that I'm the lead singer
of the Lumberzacks.
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Really? Nothing?
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Wait, wait.
Didn't Victor Verliezer
used to work with a partner?
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Yes. Clyde Rickenbacker.
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It was a big story
when they broke up.
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What if, and just
go with me on this,
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what if Clyde is zero-zero?
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You're saying the man
who invented the
V-V-Neck Sweater
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took credit for
someone else's work?
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Well, there's one way
to find out.
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Find Clyde Rickenbacker.
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Did it. He's right
over there. Boo!
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How did you do that?
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He just posted a selfie
and we're in the background.
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MILO: C.I.D.D, the robot,
Please come
to security booth 12.
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Zero-zero is looking for you.
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I repeat, zero-zero
is looking for you.
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So now, supposedly,
this robot with
human emotions
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is gonna come running
up here to reunite with...
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero?
(YELPS)
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C.I.D.D!
C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
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Oh, thank you for finding
my robot, children.
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Here are some free gift cards.
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Cool, I can upgrade
my V-Phone.
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Zack!
You no longer have
our admiration.
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Oh! Ouch!
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C.I.D.D wants to be
with me, Victor.
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Well, it's not up
to him, is it, Clyde?
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Hello, Mr. Verliezer.
Zack Underwood.
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Big fan. I want to
show you a little app
that I've invented.
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It's gonna be huge.
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Zack, not now.
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No, no.
This is exactly
the right time.
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See, it's called
the Zack App.
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You just push this little
button like so...
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(HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)
Ow!
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So annoying! Ah!
And high-pitched!
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(BEEPING)
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Come on C.I.D.D.
This way.
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After those kids.
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And the old man
and the robot.
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After all of them.
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Huh. Zack from
the Lumberzacks,
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right here in my
security booth.
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We're never gonna be able
to outrun them.
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But we might be able
to out-roll them.
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I learned how to log-roll when
I was with the Lumberzacks.
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It's very hard to master
and takes lots of hours of...
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Oh, okay. Never mind.
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Let's see if your V-Carts
can do this.
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(YELPS)
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Wow! They can.
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Must be some kind of
gyroscopic
stabilizing device.
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Very impressive.
Stop admiring him.
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MILO AND ZACK: Sorry.
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This way!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
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Let go of him.
I built C.I.D.D
and you know it.
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C.I.D.D: Zero-zero.
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You can erase his memory
a million times,
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but those early days
we spent together
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when I taught him to juggle,
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those are burned into
his hardware
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and you'll never get him
to forget me.
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Well, that's all very
touching, isn't it?
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But you signed away the
rights to all your inventions.
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So, C.I.D.D is mine.
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I'm a good inventor but
I'm a terrible businessman.
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I just don't know
the value of a dollar.
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This is like 63 cents, right?
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It's 100 pennies!
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How many times do we have
to have this conversation?
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So Clyde was the real
genius and you're making
all the money?
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You wanna talk genius?
How about making
people believe
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that they needed my
V-Co products?
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I mean look at this V-Phone 6.
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It's just smaller than the 5
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and bigger than the 4.
That is literally
the only difference,
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and it's flying off
the shelves.
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People have
different-sized pockets.
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People are sheep.
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People are stupid
gullible puppets
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that I can manipulate
at my whim.
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Who's the genius now?
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Actually it's still
Clyde because
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he dint just say a bunch
of horrible things about
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the public while we were
live streaming on our phones.
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People are sheep.
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People are stupid
gullible puppets
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that I can manipulate
at my whim.
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How insulting!
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I'm selling my V-Co
stock immediately.
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Yeah, I'm not a sheep.
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I'm gonna do exactly
what she was doing.
239
00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:31,090
(BLEATING)
240
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:34,340
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm sorry.
I was trying to say
we have a bad connection.
241
00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:35,970
Sell my V-Co
stock immediately.
242
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,010
Hey, there's an armadillo.
243
00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:39,130
It works!
244
00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:41,760
(PHONE RINGS)
245
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,130
Mr. Verliezer, we just
went out of business.
246
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:46,220
Wow! Things really happen
quickly in the digital age.
247
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,760
MAN: Oh! My lunch
was in there.
248
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,800
(GRUMBLING)
249
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,510
C.I.D.D: Thank you,
Milo Murphy.
250
00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,680
I will remember you
251
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,090
when the robots
take over the world!
252
00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:10,180
(LAUGHS) Psych!
Just kidding.
253
00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,630
♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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