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Get me a full background
check on Jerry Bernstein.
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I need to see his file.
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Someone's actually trying to
access your file right now.
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He's hiding something, I'm sure of it.
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Were you disgraced at the NSA
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and forced to take the position here?
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No.
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Motherfu...
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All right.
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Anyway, I'm taking
Melissa up the Orinoco
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for her birthday, so that'll be nice.
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Is it a surprise?
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I hope so.
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There you go.
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Oh no, I don't think those are ours.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, they are.
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I ordered these, thank you.
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Jerry, I can't, I'm on duty.
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Dude, come on.
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How often do we get to do this?
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Huh?
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I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
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Oh man, I love this track.
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Oh, yeah.
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So anyway, as part of
my work at the FBI,
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we've been investigating a
few of the officers at the NSA.
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Right, right.
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Hey, do you wanna dance?
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No, not right now.
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So we've just filed a report,
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and I hate to do this to you, buddy...
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You know what, whatever
you're about to say,
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surely it can wait three minutes.
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Jerry.
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Jerry, please don't
make this more difficult
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than it already is.
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I've been asked to bring you in,
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but I'm sure it's just a formality.
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Man, I'm in the middle of
my dance here, come on!
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Jerry, whatever you did,
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I'm sure the NSA can strike a deal.
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Woo!
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- Jerry.
- Yeah, you still got it.
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- Okay.
- Yeah!
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Why don't we just go
pay for our drinks...
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Yeah, we'll just go.
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- What, what?
- That's my gun.
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- Yeah.
- That's my gun.
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- Jerry.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Come on.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Jerry.
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- Let's do this.
- Whoa.
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- Woo hoo!
- Jerry, please.
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- Yep, yep.
- Nope, nope, nope, no, no.
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- No, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Jerry, no.
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Is this because I'm
sleeping with Melissa?!
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What?!
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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
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Gosh, sorry I'm late.
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I overslept.
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You look really well, Mary.
Did you have a nice weekend?
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Yes, Mum died.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh my God.
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No, it's actually quite nice.
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I get to choose my own
clothes and everything.
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Well, if that's everything,
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I've promised the foreign office
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an update on the Karazamov file.
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It seems like there are now concerns
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there may be a mole here at GCHQ.
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What the fuck?!
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Fortunately, it's not for
any of you to worry about.
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Just to let you know, I might
be going on a little holiday
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after I've made all of Mom's
funeral arrangements.
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And when is that?
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Oh, it was supposed to be Wednesday,
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but then there was a mix up at church,
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so now I've had to have it
back home for a few days.
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How are you storing her?
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Because if it gets too
warm, she might explode.
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- Mm.
- Oh, gosh.
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Well, she's just in the
spare room at the minute,
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because next door's
dog kept finding her.
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Fantastic. Shall we crack on?
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Hey, let me know if you want
a hand with any of that.
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My uncle used to run a
funeral parlor back at home.
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Really?
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- Wow.
- He actually invented
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a number of techniques
for putting the body
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into various shapes when in the coffin.
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Will it be an open casket?
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Possibly, yes.
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And will she be face up?
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Oh, I hope so.
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Yeah, 'cause he used to do things
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like have the person waving, like...
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Or beckoning you over.
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Or like they were trying to
climb out, you know, like...
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Oh.
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I was just wondering if it might
be easier to cremate her?
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Nice work.
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- At home?
- Well, no.
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With a ceremony and everything,
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but I just thought it could be quicker.
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Well, yes, or you could
partially cremate her
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and then bury what's left.
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It's a bit like starting off
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a jacket potato in the microwave.
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- Somebody's here.
- Right?
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And?
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- FBI.
- And do they have a name?
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Clint Foster.
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Sorry.
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It must have been something I ate.
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Sorry, who did you say was here again?
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Clint Foster.
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Jerry, are you all right?
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Right, I have no idea who that is.
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- Did he leave a message?
- No, he's in your office.
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My...
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Oh my God.
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You did plant the spy
cam in Jerry's office?
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Yeah.
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Did you turn it on?
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I see you cropped me out
of our graduation photo.
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Did I?
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What do you want, Clint?
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Well...
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Oh, was that your bad toe?
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No.
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Listen, I know this is awkward...
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Not as awkward as
you sitting on my desk.
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- Jerry...
- Clinton?
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- Jerry...
- Clint.
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- Weenie...
- Clint.
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- Jerry...
- Clint, what, just...
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We need to talk.
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No, you don't tell me what to do.
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First, get off my desk.
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Stand, there you go.
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Okay.
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And now I want you to shut the door
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and come inside your office.
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No, you know what, we
need to swap places.
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One, two, three, swap.
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- Now get the fuck out of my office!
- Jerry!
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- Jerry.
- Go on.
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Jerry, we need to talk.
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You get the hell out of here, okay?
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I never wanna see you again.
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What's going on?
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You wanna tell her, Clint, huh?
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You wanna explain to everyone
how you slept with my wife?
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Look, neither of us
meant for that to happen.
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Oh yeah, what, did it
just fall in there, huh?
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How many times, how many
times did you sleep with her?
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Jesus, Jerry, let's not do
this in front of everyone.
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No, I'm sure they all wanna know anyway.
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How many?
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Including last night?
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Mm-hm.
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Eight or nine hundred times.
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What?
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Why?
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Why, Clint?
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I don't know.
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Because maybe I haven't felt this way
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about anybody since Kimberly died.
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I don't even know who that is!
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Kimberly.
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My first wife.
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Got hit by a truck?
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Oh, Kimberly.
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Listen Jerry, why don't
you and I go find a place
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where we can talk in private?
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It's for your own good.
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No.
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I'm not gonna grant a divorce, Clint.
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Screw Melissa, and screw you.
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You and me are done.
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Is that why you think I'm here?
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The NSA have called your
case back into review.
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I'm here to take you home.
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The plane leaves tonight.
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Okay, so naturally, I have
a few things I'd like to say,
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and I'm sure you have a
few questions of your own.
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Oh, absolutely tons.
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But for now, just in
the interest of time,
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I'd appreciate if you didn't interrupt.
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So obviously you're aware
that I work for the NSA.
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Do you want me to say even when I agree?
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Well, some indication that
you're alive would be nice.
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Sorry, yeah, of course
I know that. Yeah.
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Anyway, you remember how I also said
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I was close to the president?
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Are you waiting for me to respond?
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- Yeah.
- No, I don't know.
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- Well, I was.
- Nice.
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Now let's just say I was approached
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by a member of his
team to look into ways
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in which I could potentially influence
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the results of the election,
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purely from a cyber perspective.
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Did that actually happen then?
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Doesn't matter, but let's
just say a high-ranking figure
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asked you to do the same.
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What would you do?
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Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start.
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I struggle with Excel sometimes.
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Okay, sure, but put
yourself in my shoes.
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You're someone at the
NSA who's been working
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on this stuff for years.
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You're at the top of your game.
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- You're kind of amazing...
- Yeah.
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Which is why you find
yourself on vacation
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with this senator, who's
acting like you're best buds.
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Right, in which case I would say,
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"Listen, we're best buds, but
you know I work for the NSA.
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"I'm not allowed to talk about it".
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Well of course that's
what you're meant to say,
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but now imagine you're in
this beautiful sushi bar.
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Oh, lovely.
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You've already consumed
several bottles of saki.
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Oh, hell.
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Tina Turner is in one
corner of the room.
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- Why?
- It doesn't matter.
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- Is she singing?
- She's asleep.
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I'm just trying to paint a picture here.
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My point is there's a world in which
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you might share some
highly classified intel, right?
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Not if it'd undermine
national security, no.
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But what if you know it
would make your country
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stronger, safer, more American?
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Isn't that virtual treason, though?
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By whose definition?
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The legal definition.
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Then yeah.
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Aren't you worried about that?
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I am now.
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Well they can't send you back, I mean,
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what will I do all day?
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My point is there's a world
in which you might share
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- some highly-classified intel...
- Is it working now?
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Perfectly.
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Do you mind if I stay at Dad's tonight?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, guys, unless anyone
knows how to avoid
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an extradition order,
I guess this is it.
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Clint's giving me till
the end of the day
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to wrap everything up
and say my goodbyes.
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A shame you didn't get married
while you were over here?
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Why?
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I could avoid extradition
if I'd married a Brit?
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I think so.
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It's how Paddington avoided
being sent back to Peru.
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I don't know, maybe
it's different for bears.
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Well, wait a minute,
couldn't we just pretend
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that I married one of
you guys months ago
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and forge the documents?
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- Tuva, would you...
- No.
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00:10:26,507 --> 00:10:28,079
What about Mary?
262
00:10:28,154 --> 00:10:31,032
Ooh, gosh, I'd love to.
263
00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:35,232
It's just me and Quentin
have started, you know...
264
00:10:35,307 --> 00:10:37,083
No, it's okay, people
wouldn't have bought us
265
00:10:37,107 --> 00:10:41,039
as a couple anyway, given
your whole, you know, face.
266
00:10:42,194 --> 00:10:43,319
Who else is there?
267
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,272
What?
268
00:10:56,347 --> 00:10:58,467
Okay, we need to make
this absolutely bulletproof.
269
00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:00,992
The NSA are gonna wanna
see witness testimonials,
270
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:03,199
marriage certificates, wedding footage.
271
00:11:03,274 --> 00:11:04,759
What about your wife?
272
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:05,834
Melissa.
273
00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:08,032
Can you kill her off? On paper, I mean.
274
00:11:08,107 --> 00:11:09,192
Sure, I can do that.
275
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:10,512
Can it be crocodiles?
276
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,592
Sure, I can do that.
277
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,506
When do you want to say
that you got married?
278
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,839
- 9/11?
- No, it's gotta be
279
00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:16,634
- more recent than that.
- I just read a lot
280
00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:18,738
of hotel wedding packages
were much cheaper that day.
281
00:11:18,739 --> 00:11:19,952
Hey, I don't wanna go cheap.
282
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,467
If we're gonna go through with this,
283
00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:22,632
- I wanna go all out.
- Great.
284
00:11:22,707 --> 00:11:24,347
Hey, I won't get into
trouble with the NSA
285
00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:25,416
for doing this, will I?
286
00:11:25,491 --> 00:11:27,832
Listen, this is all on me, okay?
287
00:11:27,907 --> 00:11:30,392
If you guys go down,
I'll be right behind you.
288
00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:42,032
Okay, so for the NSA to buy this,
289
00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:44,537
they have to believe that
we are completely in love.
290
00:11:44,561 --> 00:11:46,072
- Mm-hm.
- And that our love
291
00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:48,419
for each other is so intense,
it would break your heart
292
00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:49,512
if I left you, okay?
293
00:11:49,587 --> 00:11:50,832
Are you comfortable with that?
294
00:11:50,907 --> 00:11:51,932
God, yeah, yeah.
295
00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:53,992
All right, let's do this.
296
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,227
- Oh, take that off.
- Okay.
297
00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:57,379
Do you wanna put it...
298
00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:58,814
No, no, just throw it on the floor.
299
00:11:58,815 --> 00:11:59,817
Great, smile, smile.
300
00:11:59,841 --> 00:12:00,961
Should I hold you like that?
301
00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:02,155
- No, you don't need to.
- No?
302
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,272
Smile.
303
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,919
Okay.
304
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,827
- Are you ready?
- We should be laughing
305
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,752
- as we kind of go into it.
- Okay.
306
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:14,557
So how long have you
and Jerry been an item?
307
00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:15,592
- Oh.
- Oh.
308
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,872
- God, well...
- Wow.
309
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,363
Since the first day he arrived.
310
00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:20,163
I mean, it was like being
attacked by a bull.
311
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:23,272
And did you mind the age difference?
312
00:12:23,347 --> 00:12:24,857
- Not really, no.
- Yeah, no.
313
00:12:24,881 --> 00:12:27,032
- No, I didn't.
- It was weird, no, no.
314
00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:29,267
I mean, I think when you're
truly in love when someone,
315
00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:31,632
you just don't really see an age.
316
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:32,919
Yeah.
317
00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,177
You know, even when
it's really quite big,
318
00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:37,872
but yeah, occasionally
I'll wake up at night
319
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:39,866
and just be like, "Oh God,
you know, when I'm 70,
320
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:43,239
"he'll be, what, 130, 140?"
321
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,632
We should probably move on.
322
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:47,632
But I mean, the sex is...
323
00:12:47,707 --> 00:12:48,987
- Is what?
- Don't talk about it?
324
00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:50,914
Yeah, I don't think we should talk...
325
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:53,107
- Let's not mention that.
- It's nothing, it's nothing.
326
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:55,632
So are you and Jerry
living together now?
327
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,072
- We are.
- Oh, absolutely.
328
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,712
- Yeah, we are.
- Thank goodness,
329
00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:01,959
'cause there was a while there
that it was almost painful
330
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,832
- that we were apart so much...
- It was a very difficult
331
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:08,592
24 hours, but, I mean, I'm
still living with my dad,
332
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,839
- so it is quite tight, isn't it?
- Yep.
333
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:13,999
This smile, just, oh.
334
00:13:14,074 --> 00:13:17,959
Sorry, for the edit,
maybe ask about kids.
335
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,232
- Yes.
- You know, like we've
336
00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:23,599
- been talking about kids.
- Okay, okay.
337
00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:24,914
I think it'll help the case.
338
00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,079
Do you like kids?
339
00:13:26,154 --> 00:13:27,154
I like kids.
340
00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:28,337
We both like kids.
341
00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:30,872
It's funny you should ask, because...
342
00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,519
- We have five kids.
- Oh.
343
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:34,759
You have five kids.
344
00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:37,719
And how old?
345
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,912
How old are they now?
346
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:42,987
Yes.
347
00:13:44,787 --> 00:13:47,032
Well, they're, well...
348
00:13:47,107 --> 00:13:50,839
- Uh...
- Five, four, three,
349
00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,119
two, and one.
350
00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:00,314
Yeah, we're not gonna be
able to use any of that.
351
00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:05,272
Listen, I just wanna thank
you for your cooperation.
352
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,817
You could have made this
a whole lot more difficult.
353
00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:08,912
Any time.
354
00:14:08,987 --> 00:14:10,712
Don't take this the wrong way,
355
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:13,592
but we have a nickname
for you back in the states.
356
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,667
The iron curtain.
357
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,152
You're impenetrable.
358
00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,632
Why would I take that the wrong way?
359
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,959
I very much enjoyed last night.
360
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,872
Yes, me too.
361
00:14:27,947 --> 00:14:30,272
I'm just wondering if you
could check under your bed.
362
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,599
My external hard drive's gone missing.
363
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:35,959
I haven't seen it.
364
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,152
It's very sensitive.
365
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,552
- Quinton, do you have your camera?
- Yes.
366
00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:41,747
Okay, get ready.
367
00:14:44,707 --> 00:14:46,123
Are you sure this is gonna be okay?
368
00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:48,352
It's the only suit we
had in your size, sorry.
369
00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:49,952
No, I'm not supposed to see you.
370
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,032
It's bad luck.
371
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,966
So should I just walk
in from the back, or...
372
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,319
Yeah, do you have any music?
373
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,872
I could sing something.
374
00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:57,923
Oh, well that's up to the bride.
375
00:14:57,947 --> 00:14:59,010
Oh no, I'd love that.
376
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,034
Cool.
377
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,041
Okay.
378
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,599
Let's do this.
379
00:15:58,247 --> 00:16:00,567
Okay, I think we're good.
380
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,212
- Cool.
- It was beautiful.
381
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,407
Joseph, repeat after me.
382
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:04,932
Repeat after me.
383
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,452
I do solemnly declare.
384
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,612
I do solemnly declare.
385
00:16:08,687 --> 00:16:10,252
That I, Joseph Harries.
386
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:12,292
That I, Joseph Harries.
387
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:14,332
Just use your own voice.
388
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,637
Try it again, please.
389
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,012
I do solemnly declare.
390
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,143
I do solemnly declare.
391
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,557
That I, Joseph Harries.
392
00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:20,997
That I...
393
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,510
- Joseph Harries.
- Joseph Harries.
394
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:24,612
Know not of any lawful impediment.
395
00:16:24,687 --> 00:16:26,612
Know not of any lawful...
396
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,092
Impediment.
397
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,612
Impediment.
398
00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:33,932
Why I should not be married
to Jerry Apache Bernstein.
399
00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:37,379
Why I should not be married
to Jerry Apache Bernstein,
400
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:41,012
apart from the outstanding
extradition order,
401
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,379
but I'm sure we'll be able...
402
00:16:42,454 --> 00:16:44,379
Okay, we'll edit that out later.
403
00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:47,452
Tuva, do you have the rings?
404
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:48,527
What?
405
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:55,157
So I was a bit unsure
406
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,221
as to how this might work
out, but it's good to know
407
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:59,092
you know how to play with the big boys.
408
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:02,132
Well, it isn't all the time
we get to cooperate
409
00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:04,412
alongside one of our
oldest and closest allies.
410
00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:06,212
You know, if you're
ever looking for a way
411
00:17:06,287 --> 00:17:07,485
out of this shit hole,
412
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,212
we'd love someone like you at the FBI.
413
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:11,419
You've certainly earned
your points with the NSA.
414
00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:13,383
Maybe now they'll take us seriously.
415
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,532
Oh, maybe.
416
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:17,412
Where is everyone?
417
00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:19,332
What do you mean "Where is everyone"?
418
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,407
I don't know.
419
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:25,459
Joseph Harries, with
this rings, I thee wed.
420
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,299
Oh, lovely, thank you.
421
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,007
Take that.
422
00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:39,499
Jerry Apache Bernstein, with
this skull ring, I thee wed.
423
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:41,221
Aw.
424
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:46,172
Without further ado, it
gives me great pleasure
425
00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:48,939
to pronounce you partners in law.
426
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:51,459
Oh, sorry.
427
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:53,612
Hey!
428
00:17:56,061 --> 00:17:57,301
And now you can kiss the bride.
429
00:17:57,302 --> 00:18:00,154
Oh, I don't think we... Okay, I...
430
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,579
Okay, turn around, okay.
431
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,132
Chris, hey.
432
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:09,957
- Sorry, we were just...
- Filming...
433
00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:11,629
Filming a short...
434
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:14,077
- Porno.
- Show reel.
435
00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:15,621
- A show reel.
- Yeah, I've got a buddy
436
00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:17,263
in the adult film industry who's looking
437
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,212
for a few dwarves for his next project.
438
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:20,972
Really?
439
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:23,247
Because what it looks like
is you're staging a wedding
440
00:18:23,287 --> 00:18:25,412
in order to avoid immediate extradition
441
00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:27,367
to the United States,
where you're highly likely
442
00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:29,572
to face charges of treason.
443
00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:33,212
Jerry, buddy, you really think
444
00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:34,859
this is gonna make a difference?
445
00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:38,997
Come on, we're leaving.
446
00:18:58,087 --> 00:19:00,892
Hang on.
447
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:05,012
I must say, I do find it staggering
448
00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:07,892
that the FBI and the NSA should choose
449
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:11,419
to pin all this on an individual.
450
00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:16,252
Jerry is unequivocally one
of the most average officers
451
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,172
I've ever had the
pleasure of working with,
452
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:22,932
so to somehow imply that
he could have influenced
453
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:27,572
an entire election not only
insults my intelligence,
454
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:29,287
which in case you
haven't already figured,
455
00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:30,692
is really quite high,
456
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,452
but also stinks of the NSA
looking for a scapegoat
457
00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,339
to save its own skin.
458
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:40,419
We all make mistakes, all of us.
459
00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:44,419
I once overcooked beef.
460
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:49,052
But although it may not
look it, we are only human,
461
00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:51,692
and we live in
increasingly testing times,
462
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:56,539
so perhaps even people like
Jerry deserve a second chance,
463
00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:00,877
just maybe not a third.
464
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:04,939
For now though, he remains one of us,
465
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:09,077
my responsibility, and I won't have him
466
00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:12,972
suddenly taken away from this shit hole,
467
00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:15,572
particularly as I can have
this whole saga wrapped up
468
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,117
in so much red tape, that
before you're even allowed
469
00:20:18,141 --> 00:20:19,932
to so much as look at Jerry again,
470
00:20:20,007 --> 00:20:23,292
everyone in this room will have
passed away, even Evelyn.
471
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,092
Oh my God.
472
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,219
They're gonna come after
you no matter what.
473
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,379
Don't say I didn't warn you.
474
00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:32,973
Whatever.
475
00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:33,974
No.
476
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,492
Wow, Chris.
477
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:46,572
I didn't realize I was such
a valuable asset to GCHQ.
478
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:50,172
Asset is one word for
it, leverage is another.
479
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:52,557
Imagine how much intel
the NSA might be willing
480
00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,219
to give away if we held on to you.
481
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:59,292
Right, so I'm kind of like ransom.
482
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:00,712
Well that's cool.
483
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:02,663
I mean, that's still
a compliment, right?
484
00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:04,357
Right?
485
00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:05,972
Sorry, Chris, can I just check,
486
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,807
do we still get time off
for our honeymoon?
487
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:14,299
Hey, Chris!
488
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,572
No, no, drink that.
489
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,612
Yeah!
490
00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:23,212
Woo, Chris!
491
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,932
Don't do that!
492
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:48,781
- Mary, we're doing shots.
- Mary, come do a shot!
493
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:49,782
Come do a shot.
494
00:21:51,407 --> 00:21:53,292
♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray ♪
495
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,012
♪ Misery's on the way ♪
496
00:21:55,087 --> 00:21:58,652
♪ There are bad vibes
just around the corner ♪
497
00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:02,212
♪ There are dark clouds
hurtling through the sky ♪
498
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:04,292
♪ It's clear as crystal ♪
499
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,132
♪ From Bridlington to Bristol ♪
500
00:22:06,207 --> 00:22:09,532
♪ That we can't save democracy
and we don't much care ♪
501
00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:13,652
♪ We'd better all learn the
lyrics of the old Red Flag ♪
502
00:22:13,727 --> 00:22:17,859
♪ But wait till we drop down dead ♪
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